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anushka

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Farting pussy, oh so embarrassing! !!
« on: 21 December 2013, 11:12:16 am »
I have a big problem with the noise that comes out of my pussy and it sounds as if I am passing the wind.  I know it's the air coming out but it gets to the point when it happens even from a little bit of fingering. It's soooo embarrassing . Has anyone else had this happening and is there anything I could do to prevent it?

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« Reply #1 on: 21 December 2013, 11:42:28 am »
I wouldn't worry about it.  It happens to me a lot and guys actually seem to like it as for me at any rate its shows I'm getting turned on.  If in doubt of their reaction I will just say something like 'oh its the good sort' (as opposed to plain old farting!).  I havent come accross a guy thats bothered by it.

I'm don't really have any suggestions as to how to stop them I'm afraid, you may have to just grin and bear it, unless anyone else has any tips.

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« Reply #2 on: 21 December 2013, 02:16:23 pm »
I get this as well sometimes, usually when doing doggy and sometimes after the booking when both getting changed. Soooooo cringey but i've noticed if i lube up a lot more then it's not so bad, i get so paranoid during bookings sometimes though as I dont want it to happen!x
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Re: Farting pussy, oh so embarrassing! !!
« Reply #3 on: 21 December 2013, 03:22:52 pm »
Some men actually like it, but otherwise everyone does it
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« Reply #4 on: 21 December 2013, 03:25:37 pm »
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Re: Farting pussy, oh so embarrassing! !!
« Reply #5 on: 21 December 2013, 05:46:08 pm »
I get this too - always in doggy style - to the point I've felt myself go bright red during bookings. The only time I've ever had someone comment about it was younger clients, my attitude is most men 40+ have seen and heard a lot sexually that doesn't really shock them anymore and unless they seek to objectify you, they know sex isn't quite how it is in movies. Socks always take forever to come off, you get cramp, vaginas make odd noises from time to time...

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« Reply #6 on: 21 December 2013, 06:33:26 pm »
I get this from doggy when the client pulls out too far so is pushing air inside me when he goes back in, normally those that like to bang hard at you.  It is just air and I find if a guy is fingering me it only happens when he tries to open his fingers to stretch me a little so I have banned it. 

if it happens with a client and he doesn't like it (some do get funny) then quietly explain it is HIS fault for pushing air into you in the first place and if he was doing it properly it wouldn't bloody well happen (soon shuts them up).

Seriously though not much you can do apart from kegel exercises whilst having sex as this stops the air being trapped
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« Reply #7 on: 21 December 2013, 07:11:46 pm »
It is possibly the most embarrassing thing! I could lick a guys arse I can suck his balls he can be doing the same to me & everything under the sun.

But air rushing out of a cavity that is not my mouth getting 'breathless and moaning in pleasure' It is beyond my comprehension and all self esteem dies shortly after!!

Its of course natural but I try and avoid it at all costs! It usually bigger guys I get this problem with.

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« Reply #8 on: 21 December 2013, 11:18:14 pm »
Nothing to worry about.............we all do it during hard fucking and most guys like it so don't bother too much about it

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« Reply #9 on: 22 December 2013, 12:44:46 am »
Ever since having a baby whenever I do doggy style I do too! I just laugh it off and say my bodies changed since I've had a booking. It's never put any of my clients off.

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« Reply #10 on: 22 December 2013, 12:45:13 am »
Since I've had a baby**** lol

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« Reply #11 on: 22 December 2013, 01:22:41 am »
I happens to me if a guy has me doggy and he pulls out too fast for whatever reason, I just laugh cause its actually quite funny. Defo not embarrassing, I don't think but I can see why others may be embarrassed by it x

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« Reply #12 on: 22 December 2013, 02:00:29 am »
It always happens to me after doing it from behind, especially if the guy is doing this weird kind of thrusting, like pulling out almost completely and going back in really fast... I can usually tell that the air is trapped up there, and avoid bending down for the rest of the booking lol and then let it all out while they're in the shower  ;D
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« Reply #13 on: 22 December 2013, 07:50:14 am »
Oh thank you for replies xxxx
I know it's a natural thing to happen and I shouldn't be embarrassed and honestly no one has made any nasty comments about it but I'm that type of person who gets embarrassed on someones behalf while watching a movie if I know someone is going to make a fool of themselves if you know what i mean.
Well at least I know that it happens to everyone and it's nothing to do with escorting (I mean having loads of sex lol )

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« Reply #14 on: 22 December 2013, 11:57:12 am »
It always happens to me after doing it from behind, especially if the guy is doing this weird kind of thrusting, like pulling out almost completely and going back in really fast... I can usually tell that the air is trapped up there, and avoid bending down for the rest of the booking lol and then let it all out while they're in the shower  ;D

So you CAN hold in a qweef! You have mastered it lol!