How not to book an escort,world championships!

[tangomango]

1:
-Can you send me your pics?
-I post many of my pics on every advert, I don't send pics.
-Oh, I haven't seen your pics.
-So where did you get my number?
*client hungs up*

2:
-When you will be at my place?
-30-40 minutes, darling.
-Too late, don't come. Bye.

3:
As a Polish girl i have many Polish clients from polish sites and every night I get about 6 calls like this:
-Tell me how much do you charge for one hour?
-(my price here)
-Two hours?
-(my price again)
-But you know, I am with my 2,3,4,5 friends here so can you come for one hour and have fun with all of us?

4:
-Your price is way to high how about 70 pounds and I want only OWO?
-No.
-80 pounds?
-I am not giving discounts!
-Can you do 90?
-Are you buying potatoes on market? No, bye.

Why some man are such douchebags?!

[SW]

Bless, just had some straight guy email me asking if I could teach him my trade as he is intersted in being an escort.... replied asking if he would like me to tell him how to suck cock.... he didn't reply 

[Red KB]

"u got any offers on today"

"i normally pay 30 for 20 mins"

I suggest you go there then!

[AlexRa]

1:
-Can you send me your pics?
-I post many of my pics on every advert, I don't send pics.
-Oh, I haven't seen your pics.
-So where did you get my number?
*client hungs up*

sequel to that:
- you can see my pics on AW (if they found me on backpage)
- but I can't access it from my phone...
- then sort it out
- but I have no credit card
- are you actually 18 and do u have actually money then?
*client hungs up*

[Hannaah]

guy today who just toined aw, no contact before this gem:

"will you accept payment via paypal?"

 

[meetingdiversity]

One asks me if will do phone chat so explained didn't. He then asked about in depth sexual services trying to be clever with me but stopped him. He then asked for a quick few minute (Free Time). So kindly explained to go down the pub for a freebie not escorts as clients pay. He laughed and said well his looking for a fantasy. But politely said I need to go now.

[Saucepot]

Just got text saying "Are you free over the weekend to come and punish me at the hotel I'm staying at in Warrington".
First I only do incalls and second Warrington is in Cheshire and I'm in Essex!!!!
I reply "No sorry, only do incalls as it says on my profile and Warrington would be too far anyway".
He replies "Please, please I desperately need punishment but if you can't come do you know anyone who would".

[kinkyboots]

I got something virtually identical to that relationship chaser today except he signed off as Pete and not Scott.

Whenever I get one of those I just think to myself.. You idiot 
I'm always tempted to send them a long arse patronizing email telling them how stupid they are and what we actually think of them kind of emails, then I remember that they copy and paste the same thing to 101 different girls and wouldn't read the reply anyway upon realising you're not accepting the offer lol.

Two words. Bell ends 

[Red KB]

Emailing to arrange a booking and then going very quiet when a phone number is requested. Because I'm going to give out my full address via email. I think not!

[Saucepot]

Received text just saying "book you" which winds me up something chronic anyway so as I was making cuppa left it about 5 minutes and get another text from same number saying "you slag face".
I then get 8 messages straight after that all saying "I'm so sorry that text was meant for my girlfriend", "please forgive me you weren't meant to get that I want to book you", " please you got the wrong text", etc, etc.
Erm I don't think so.

[Hotblondie]

Emailing to arrange a booking and then going very quiet when a phone number is requested. Because I'm going to give out my full address via email. I think not!

I had an email from a guy telling me he will call from a witheld number to arrange a booking. Told him I need to have at least a phone number from a guy who will get my adress. Plain stupidity.

[Dani]

Emailing to arrange a booking and then going very quiet when a phone number is requested. Because I'm going to give out my full address via email. I think not!

I had an email from a guy telling me he will call from a witheld number to arrange a booking. Told him I need to have at least a phone number from a guy who will get my adress. Plain stupidity.

Did you not know you are supposed to be able to tell which withheld number is his as being an escort gives you magical qualities normal people just don't have

It amazes me that they wont trust us with a phone number but expect us to trust them in our bedrooms when we are naked or almost naked and alone

[Freya]

Got someone today asking me my shoe size, did I paint my toe nails, would I ruin the booking by giggling when he licked my toes and err....could he respectfully ask me to send him a pic of my feet to his private email if he first made a booking?.....er no to the email pic!!

[TheChemist]

I got the below email today, it made me laugh  i dont do roleplay only straightforward gfe, if he had bothered to read my profile he would know    i didnt reply

Wow, you look stunning from your profile. I am a mid 30's white professional male fit and quite good looking. Are you up to meet for some sexy hot roleplay? as I have a meeting close to Leeds this week. I was thinking I could be Tarzan bare chested with my manhood sticking out of my loincloth for you to see. You could be my sexy jane in the jungle almost naked with the leaves brushing against your soft pussy, making you wet and horny for tarzan. I'll fight off the tribesmen to protect your honour sweating and writhing in the dirt with my hard cock on display. You could then reward your wounded champion by holding the tip of my cock and leading me to your bed where we can indulge in primitive sensuality as I gently nuzzle my manhood against your sensitive hot pussy lips and kiss the nape of your neck..........Does this roleplay/fantasy sound suitable for us to meet. What do you think?

Lol bareback much?

Do you think this is the same guy?

   
Hi ******

Wow, you sound rather delectable from your profile.
I am a mid 30's white professional male. Quite good looking and well hung.

Would you be interested in some sexy roleplay?

I would like to 'fight' for your honour. Nothing too serious or violent but competitive enough for two men to 'duel' over you. I was thinking bare chested with the victor having having the right to sensually mate with you in front of the loser.

Fully understand if this is not suitable. However I am no thug and this would be erotic chivalrous pleasure between educated people.

Please let me know your thoughts

Regards
O****


I think I'll pass. BF, however is up for it.

[The_Lynx]

Just had a guy email me "28, Kristiansund" (one of the two towns I work in). When I emailed him back that I'm gonna need a bit more info than that, like WHEN he wants to meet, I've gotten a ">phone number<. Call?" back. Lolwut.

Even more amusing if you consider that I clearly state on both of my profiles that I discuss details only over email, and use phones only to confirm. >.>