Escorts required to work in a classy safe location in apartments in C London!!

[GoldenEscorts]

Hi Girls,

We are a former dubai based escort agency who have moved to london and are looking for professional classy escorts to work for us.
We are looking for girls who would like to work with us part time/full time, for our dedicated, established and rising team. We provide incall location in a classy, clean and safe environment and are known for being able to attract clients of the higher class. 

Our top earners in the past have earned between ?500 and ?1000 a night, and sometimes for only a few clients work.

We are looking for all types of girls between the ages of 20 and 40, big and busty, slim and petite and from all nationalities,  Interview is required. Please if interested call Robbie or Johnny on 07736979740
Why work for the rest ? when yo can work for the best
Look forward to hearing from you  Goldenescorts

[casey_kisses]

What do you mean by audition?

I hope you aren't suggesting that ladies will have to sleep with you as part of the 'application process'.

[amy]

Could you elaborate on 'audition' for us, please? In other words, are you expecting women to have sex with you and/or your friends for free to 'prove' they know how to do it?

Oh, and to paraphrase, why work at your brothel when we can work for ourselves in legal surroundings and keep all our money?

EDIT: Cross posted with Casey, obviously - I'm sure everybody else will be interested to hear the response too. I notice that you were too bone idle to even write your own ad - a chunk of it is pinched from this (equally odd) ad slightly further down.

[GoldenEscorts]

Hey,

By audition I am referring to a phone audition as some of our workers prefer to answer calls themselves so we have to asses suitability.In addition the welcome is extremely important when dealing with our clients. It is vital for GoldenEscorts that our workers are comfortable and safe and therefore an interview is required to establish the work that our escorts are comfortable to do and also to meet our candidates in person.

Whilst I agree it can be beneficial working for yourself, the calibre of our clients makes us a valuable agency to work with, furthermore we provide location as part of the working deal, and also often have clients who wish to take our escorts on hire/companionship for business trips and holiday trips.
GoldenEscorts also ensure that our escorts work in strictly legal surroundings. If you any further questions please go ahead..

Regards GoldenEscorts

[SuperSass]

I am referring to a phone audition as some of our workers prefer to answer calls themselves

Wait confused here: if the girls answer the phones, arrange the meeting, and then sleep with the client...what exactly do you do?

[Coty]

Urgh....three classy references in one post!

All sound rather suss to me, and as Amy says, half the ad is copied from elsewhere.

And anyone who stars a conversation with Hey immediately has my back up. Not 'classy' at all!!!

[GoldenEscorts]

Firstly, if you work self employed for yourself why dont you remain doing that and good luck to you.
In enquiring as to what Golden Escorts provide. We provide an agency where as our workers work hassle free, in a safe classy location. The majority of our clients are of the higher scale, so our girls often start from a ?300 p/h starting price. Furthermore the residence in which to work is covered by the agency and we do have our own receptionists.
This advertisement is to alert girls who are looking to work for a high class agency not to provide negative responses. If you do already work for yourself and/or are not interested please it would be appreciated that you keep your opinions to yourselves.

Regards Golden Escorts

[casey_kisses]

can you confirm that you do not expect applicants to sleep with you?

[GoldenEscorts]

WE DO NOT EXPECT NOR WANT APPLICANTS TO SLEEP WITH US.

Our team consists of both Male and Female.

Regards

GoldenEscorts

[Mellow]

I am referring to a phone audition as some of our workers prefer to answer calls themselves

Wait confused here: if the girls answer the phones, arrange the meeting, and then sleep with the client...what exactly do you do?

Well apart from taking a cut (presumably), not a lot it seems.

[Mellow]

Firstly, if you work self employed for yourself why dont you remain doing that and good luck to you.
In enquiring as to what Golden Escorts provide. We provide an agency where as our workers work hassle free, in a safe classy location. The majority of our clients are of the higher scale, so our girls often start from a ?300 p/h starting price. Furthermore the residence in which to work is covered by the agency and we do have our own receptionists.
This advertisement is to alert girls who are looking to work for a high class agency not to provide negative responses. If you do already work for yourself and/or are not interested please it would be appreciated that you keep your opinions to yourselves.

Regards Golden Escorts

You can't just tell us not to comment; if you come on here you have to expect that.  As to negative all I have seen are perfectly reasonable questions.  If you have a problem with that I suggest you don't post on here.

[janitor]

I think Mellow sums it up perfectly.

It does say on the sub text under this sections title "post at your peril"

And I think anybody posting here has the right to ask questions, if you want to recruit people here, accept that's the way it works, it doesn't take 5 mins to read the section and see how things are done here, before posting.

[SuperSass]

And us being able to question your ads allows newbies who may be lurking to understand that not everybody who posts here is legit.

Perhaps if you take the word audition out of your ad you'll have better luck, as it does just make you sound like you're after a freebie...

[Dani]

Also do you have a website so new girls can see how 'classy' you are?  A website is much better than words at showing what sort of agency you are so perhaps give us your website address so we can actually see if we would want to work for you or not.

Giving no form of contact except a phone number for' Robbie or Johnny' does not look very good especially seeing as you also put the girl must audition.

Did you also know having a working apartment with a receptionist (where obviously more than one girl will work from over the period of the tenancy) will be illegal as even if two girls work there at different times it is still classed as a brothel?  Or does each girl have her own place of work seeing as you have said it is legal.

Just questions as would like everyone to be fully informed and would hate to see new girls going into something not knowing that it is infact illegal

[Camomile]

A little off Topic but I feel it is worth a mention.

To the Original poster. Perhaps if you decide to set up an escort agency you'd be be best shelling out a whole ?1 on a new sim card Johnny.

A quick google of your number was able to tell me exactly where you are based at home,  that you like to play tennis (and your home ground), and that you are a part of a website who's sole purpose is to meet wingmen who go out to clubs together to pick up women to shag. Then come back and write "field reports". Does- "Brotherhood of Playboys" ring a bell?

"The ABCs of Attraction Where picking up beautiful women meets the brotherhood of self-improvement" perhaps might? To be honest you sound like a client who just doesn't want to pay 

So what that tells me is that you a) are a bit naive about privacy. You cannot protect your own details how are you going to protect escorts? B) you see yourself as a bit of a "playboy". Excuse me for saying it but not the kind of person I would like to entrust my safety and well being to even if it was in a "classy" environment 

In regards to girls sometimes picking up their own phones- eh? So basically all an escort would be getting from you is a place to work. Well they can do that from hotels and the Raddison won't as for a cut of the money made from shagging.

Lastly from your posts it is obvious you are not able to handle questions about your business. As someone running an agency you should be encouraging questions not shying away from them.

I'm not anti escort agencies. I have worked for them previously and understand why some women prefer to work that way. What I am anti is men thinking they can make a quick buck out of women with little regard to much else.