How not to book an escort,world championships!

[Pink~Princess]

My mates have been playing with my phone is another good one.

OMG yes, I have had that several times actually  xx

[Pink~Princess]

He's obviously sent that "by accident" 

I get so many fake "by accident" texts, I just laugh.

They are just trying to get a response out of you even if it is to tell them they have the wrong number.

Pathetic 

Oh my god me too!! All the time! Why the fuck do they even bother? My work phone is a different number to my personal phone obviously so when I get texts like the other day saying "Hiya, hope you're well sorry I haven't been in touch, how the nursing degree going?" And bollocks like that when I'm not even doing a bloody nursing degree I just laugh and text them back saying "I'm way to clever to fall for this utter bullshit" and then surprise surprise they get all abusive ....

Yeah they always got abusive with me too, that's why I don't bother replying now at all xx

[Grumpy Cow]

But you are still rising to the bait by even responding to such texts.  Delete and block

[MaddieMoo]

Got this today...

Subject: Hey Madrid

Are you free today (daytime) for an hours outcall to halifax?

Text me or reply, [removed - please DON'T post phone numbers on the forum]

Get my name right, maybe I'll reply then!

1. Get my name right
2. I'm in Manchester and only do outcalls within Greater Manchester. No West Yorkshire locations.
3. Even if I did, that little notice for all that way?
4. Alx? I don't even think you can get your own name right

I honestly despair. It's the simple things that piss me off.  I know he hasn't done me any harm but tbh I wish he was a TW because the thought of someone just that incapable drives me mad. Even on the spellings, sure it could be autocorrect, but you should proof-read a message! *Flings scarf over shoulder* I'm a professional, damn it! 

[ClaireJayne]

From a wanker who texts me at least once a week for the last 3 years whom I have never seen nor will, I don't even respond so not sure why he bothers

'She like to have some naughty fun this afternoon, she like to cover each other in baby oil, she likes to give each other massages. Look forward to hear from you...... Hear from who? The cats mother he keeps referring to!

[Pink~Princess]

Got this today...

Subject: Hey Madrid

Are you free today (daytime) for an hours outcall to halifax?

Text me or reply, [removed]
Alx

Get my name right, maybe I'll reply then!

1. Get my name right
2. I'm in Manchester and only do outcalls within Greater Manchester. No West Yorkshire locations.
3. Even if I did, that little notice for all that way?
4. Alx? I don't even think you can get your own name right

I honestly despair. It's the simple things that piss me off.  I know he hasn't done me any harm but tbh I wish he was a TW because the thought of someone just that incapable drives me mad. Even on the spellings, sure it could be autocorrect, but you should proof-read a message! *Flings scarf over shoulder* I'm a professional, damn it! 

Yeah I see your frustration sweetie as the little things annoy me too but surely this doesn't warrant you posting his full phone number? I don't even think we're allowed to post full phone numbers on the warning section xx

[amy]

The number has been removed - thank you to the members who reported it. Can I just point out that quoting a post without editing it so that the number appears again doesn't make our lives any easier either?

[MaddieMoo]

Omgosh sorry folks!! I thought I'd taken that out entirely! Must have been on autopilot!

[Pink~Princess]

Got a phone call from a ned/chav 15 minutes ago with his mates in the back ground making noise and he say's in his wee neddy voice..................................

Hello is this prostitution?

Phone goes down of course, fucking wee wanks starting their crap at 8.45am

xx

[Clarabella]

Hello is this prostitution?

Oh my god that's so funny that just made me giggle like hell!

Got this yesterday.  Must be doing the rounds again!

hello

i can offer free accommodation in my home in return for house help

skype: viki. *****

thanks

   WTF!

[curvy_girl]

'Hi pussy u bussy?'


is he addressing me as a weakling or is he addressing my pussy DIRECTLY?!

[Pink~Princess]

'Hi pussy u bussy?'


is he addressing me as a weakling or is he addressing my pussy DIRECTLY?!

Hahahaha, I really lolled with that one 

xx

[River]

AW, today:
Just wanted to tell you that I had a role play on aw and I was told to have you in mind.
One role play later and I was absolutely exhausted. You gave me the best orgasm ever
without even knowing it! :-)
I have to say that you are a stunning woman. I would, totally. Never say never.
Xxxx

Er, thanks?   

[XxJennyxX]

Haha!!

This post as given me the best giggles ever for about half an hour!

So the latest bombscares i've had lately where,

Mister tomato fetish guy, (HOLLYSH*T)
So this was the jist of an email i received on AW.


Can I book you for 2 hours. Edinburgh area.
I want to pour tomato juice down your knickers and F*ck you bareback using my pasata juice as lube while my cherry plums smack against your bot.


Soooo, yeeeh my profile clearly states i do not offer bareback services. Even after i ignored the email i got a few othesr telling me about how his cherryplums where aching to have his vine growing in me....

WEIRD!

I don't know if guys just get a kick out of sending weird things like that or if he was being genuine.  Honestly we could write a 8000 page book on the worlds weirdest sex fantasies ladies!

[Nameless]

'Hi pussy u bussy?'

is he addressing me as a weakling or is he addressing my pussy DIRECTLY?!

Oh he's addressing pussy without a doubt.

You could have just answered meow