Was I harsh/out of order with a skinky smelly client?

[martine21]

Ok, so just had a half hour booking.

This guy stank boys and girls! I mean its gone through the whole house. Didn't notice it until he took his clothes off but woah! He booked me for OWO and swallow and sex.

As I went down there it was pure filthy and stunk of urine. Now I always ask my clients are they freshly showered when thy arrive and he said yes

So i got up and said 'lets just go and put you in the bath'. He 'said well that's not very nice'. And I said 'well I can tell you've not showered and are abit unclean for me to be doing OWO.' He wanted to go.

We was ten minutes into it by this point so I told him that I wouldn't be able to refund his money, so he either went in the bath or leave it.

He went in. Still didn't bother cleaning his armpits but the willy was clean.

He was abit of idiot then calling me a slag in his dirty talk and generally was treating me like a piece of meat.

Told him no swallow and id refund his money for that extra. He let me keep it.

Was I too harsh?

xx

[Kay]

Definitely not - I hope I'd have done the same in your position.

I honestly believe that some men either a). don't have much, if any, contact with the opposite sex, and so are unaware about their 'fragrance', or b). have a long-term partner who no longer notices it or has given up trying to point it out. It's obviously not pleasant when someone points out that you smell, but some people are so self unaware they need to be told in no uncertain terms for it to get through to them.

It's the same with dentistry. I swear I've seen 2-3 men who probably last used a toothbrush before David Cameron became PM. Bleurgh!

[Caledonia]

No you were not harsh or out of order.

I wouldn't have even bothered with the bath/shower, he would have been showing straight to the door as he had obviously lied.

[mature helen]

Not at all. I had a caller I've listed under smelly because when he visited me the smell of stale sweat and body odour made it so I had to refuse him, he was honking and his very presence for the 5 minutes he was here reeked my place out, I had to open all the windows and use a half a can of air freshener to get the pong out and I could still smell him for ages after. To me its disrespectful to expect us to give them what is a very personal service when they can't be arsed to bathe or shower for what smells like weeks.

[luciefate]

I've just put a note on my profile telling gents I will be asking them to wash when they arrive and if this offends them, not to book me.

I'm fed up with smellies. 

[Curvygal]

Nope not at all.  The guy obviously had no respect to turn up with such poor hygeine, and the way he spoke to you proved it. 

[Reni]

Bless you! You were not harsh at all!
I once bathed a client who stank of shit! I was with an agency and it was an outcall so felt like I couldn't leave but oh my god! Never again!

[pussycat]

Not at all. And he had the audacity to tell you that you weren't being very nice!!!!? The cheek of it! Does he think expecting you to entertain his stinky willy is nice then?! He's lucky you were so polite and didn't vomit over him there and then.

[Hotblondie]

He deserved that. You dont have to put up with such unclean guys.
He is the rude one coming to see you that smelly and dirty.

I had a similar client once, after he left I just blocked his number. He keeps calling as if I will ever risk smelling him again.

I had to use half of a room spray for his stank to fade.

[happygolucky]

Ha this is certainly one thing I am not looking forward to when I finally manage to start!
I'm glad I found this forum. Defiantly asking punters to shower beforehand now not even risking it!! x

[Miranda111]

Ok, so just had a half hour booking.

This guy stank boys and girls! I mean its gone through the whole house. Didn't notice it until he took his clothes off but woah! He booked me for OWO and swallow and sex.

As I went down there it was pure filthy and stunk of urine. Now I always ask my clients are they freshly showered when thy arrive and he said yes

So i got up and said 'lets just go and put you in the bath'. He 'said well that's not very nice'. And I said 'well I can tell you've not showered and are abit unclean for me to be doing OWO.' He wanted to go.

We was ten minutes into it by this point so I told him that I wouldn't be able to refund his money, so he either went in the bath or leave it.

He went in. Still didn't bother cleaning his armpits but the willy was clean.

He was abit of idiot then calling me a slag in his dirty talk and generally was treating me like a piece of meat.

Told him no swallow and id refund his money for that extra. He let me keep it.

Was I too harsh?

xx

No.

[BJC]

No. Can you imagine if you were filthy down there and he'd come for a face-sitting booking? The horror and revulsion and the feedback you'd most probably have received? And rightly so- we're expected to be clean, its not asking the earth to expect the same in return.
I know a small number of "gentlemen" think that because they're paying that entitles them to turn up filthy, be rude, and with a list of demands (regardless of whether we provide the service they want) etc and because they're paying for our time then it and we belong to them to do as they choose for however long they book, but its not on- so no, you weren't harsh at all.

[Fabulassie]

I also don't think you would have been out of order to ask him to stop calling you a slag, although when with a disgruntled client I have tended to trying to keep the peace.

(I'm not crazy about being called names and I think I'll start a thread on that.)

[martine21]

Ah i'm glad of reassurance.

Im quite straight talking anyway and I do take it as a personal insult to turn up like that.

Sometimes Im probably abit too straight with them. Lol.

Even my bath had residues of dirt after hed been in, so clearly hadnt bathed in a while.

Hes been saved under 'stinkyshittydick' and I think it's safe to say I wont be answering his call again.

Thanks ladies

x

[Kay]

Even my bath had residues of dirt after hed been in, so clearly hadnt bathed in a while.

'kin hell - that's so gross!