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General Category => Blather and Babble => Topic started by: Melanie on 11 January 2014, 09:53:41 am
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Hi ladies,
Sometimes when I had a lovely or a nasty client I think of this forum and that I would like to share my experience. But that one experience in itself is usually not really worth opening up a new topic or I would have to search for what I would like to share specifically about the booking (payment, behaviour, safety etc).
Would it be a good idea if we use this topic to describe your last booking? Don't know if such topic already exists. Just simply share an overall experience? I think it would be fun! Hope your ladies agree ;D
My last booking (I am in Amsterdam): Last night, an outcall (which I don't get to do often) at a very nice 5 star hotel. A wonderful Scandinavian man. We spend a few hours together and when he paid me up front he also gave me a present. A parfume of Estee Lauder that is not for sale in Holland yet. I am so happy :-). He was a bit of a rough kisser though, so I was afraid my face would look reddish when I left the hotel. Like I had a good scrub :-).
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Last client was a regular who I've been seeing for 6 years so often will see him when he texts to say I'm in the area can I see you in 5 mins, generous tipper but bless his sweet soul, he is high profile but does not know that I know, I've known for years lol .......
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Also had a regular who was acting very high profile and mysterious about where he worked. He would describe his job to me with this mysterious look on face. Little did he know that I did an IP trace and the server of his company had the companies name ;D
Like you I never told him, just nodded when he told me about his work and that I understood he could not disclose where that was.
Men! haha!!
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Little did he know that I did an IP trace and the server of his company had the companies name ;D
Why would you do that? ???
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If he wants me to know after 6 years he would have said something, I think he knows I know but its unspoken lol especially when I gave him a key and said so you don't have to stand in the street. I think he thought it was because we have been seeing each other so long, its just I'd rather avoid a scandal lol
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@Amy the more mysterious they act the more curious I become, strange habit ;D The information is of no use, I mean, I don't intend on using it. Just to satisfy my curiosity. And in the past I did IP traces when internet dating (international). There are a lot of con artists out there pretending to be in de the US but instead emailing from Lagos. So I still had this habit of sometimes doing an IP trace. These days that is more difficult since gmail and Hotmail hide the IP's.
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My last booking was with this gorgeous bloke in his 40s who was so good in bed I kept thinking "No! This can't be happening! Whuut?" Also when we were just chatting we got to talking about his son and my nephew and nice things like that. Just a really lovely person, good conversation and easy on the eyes. Would be happy to see him regularly when I'm back to work!!
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My last booking was with a guy who was excellent in bed! I could have kissed him, and I did! He was very nice and got on well. Got to love a good booking :)
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I'm happy to say my my last booking was with my favourite reg who comes to see me every month for 2 hours, always books well in advance and follows my booking procedures to the letter, and never cancels. He's a lovely person, pretty good looking and gentle, always put the envelope down before I need to ask, always brings flowers, champagne and sometimes an extra gift. He has a mature attitude and never sends any silly emails or messages in between or asks for a date. He really is the most perfect client, and I always feel really uplifted afterwards. I wish I could nominate him for 'client of the year' :)
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My last booking was with this gorgeous bloke in his 40s who was so good in bed I kept thinking "No! This can't be happening! Whuut?" Also when we were just chatting we got to talking about his son and my nephew and nice things like that. Just a really lovely person, good conversation and easy on the eyes. Would be happy to see him regularly when I'm back to work!!
I'd definitely want to keep this client as a regular. I make sure I am available whenever possible for guys like that. It's good to see that so many of you on here report having good clients. It's the same for me, and it still surprises me how many clients are good in bed, especially the single ones, and I often wonder why they are on their own. When things go well this is the best job in the world. It took me a couple of years to learn how to dodge the bad ones, the TW's etc, but you live and learn.
Oh yes, nearly forgot, my last booking was a good one too. He comes one or twice a week and has done for just over six months.
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My last booking was nearly 1 month ago. I'm enjoying holidays in Australia with family and friends and not working here. Before Aus I was in Thailand and was mainly there to train at a muay thai gym so work wasn't a high priority. I advertised my UK rates in Thai baht and accepted no more than one booking per day when it fit in with training. I wasn't expecting much work there because local guys charge way less than I'm willing to work for but I got a lot of calls and turned down more bookings than I accepted. I worked a lot in Dubai and expected to spend some of what I saved in Thailand but the bookings I took in Thailand covered my expenses there. The last booking was a huge German man staying at a nice resort. He wanted a massage, some oral and sex with him on top. Easy enough and he was a nice guy. He said he'll contact me to see me again when he's in London. I'm here in Aus until Thursday then I'll work in Singapore for 4 days and fly back to London.
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My last booking was with Brazilian Doctor. I took the booking although I felt he was lying a little as he sounded more African and too young to be a doctor. I was pleasantly surprised that he was in fact a doctor who I have actually seen during my many hospital visits and appointments. A doctor who specialises in my illness woo hoo!
I was very surprised though at how inexperienced he was as he didn't even know how to kiss or to have sex and it was more of a teaching booking than anything else but it was really nice and afterwards we had a good long chat about different things I can try for pain relief that my actual doctor has not bothered telling me so all in all a bloody good booking and he has re booked for next Friday as the last booking of the day as we can chat again afterwards to see how I am getting on with his ideas.
So not only a lovely sweet guy but one who is able to offer me help after the bookings and tbh I am a bit gutted he has become a client as now I cant ask to change my doctor to him as he seems much more clued up than mine
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@dani good advice from an unexpected source! ;D I was once had a booking with a plastic surgeon from Beverly Hills, he even handed me his business card (was in Amsterdam). I have always wondered if he thought I need 'work' >:(. He said the breast reduction I had was great though, very well done by the Dutch surgeon.
My last booking was yesterday afternoon, it was a femdom booking and my client was wearing a chastity belt. I just love making them go crazy ;D ;D This client also asked what they all ask, how many dates a week do you have? Grrr..... I can see the calculator doing the work in their brains. But I always answer politely and in a vague way that is varies
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Am I the only one struggling to recall who the last one was, even if it was only a day ago? ;D Is my memory totally disengaged these days or something? I feel really bad now lol
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Am I the only one struggling to recall who the last one was, even if it was only a day ago? ;D Is my memory totally disengaged these days or something? I feel really bad now lol
No, you're not. Unless it's been memorably horrific, I've normally forgotten what happened in the time it takes the door to click shut, although I nearly always remember them as soon as I see them when they come back :).
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There's a chapter on 'Mr Average' in Extra Confessions of a Working Girl which I suspect everyone who's done the work will recognise - the ones who merge into each other, leaving just the particularly good and the particularly bad in your memory as individuals.
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Amy & xw5, thanks for reassuring me ;D
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I am usually the same, unless I talk about it on the same night I would forget! And this is someone who doesn't offer 15 min and half hour appointments either!
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My last one was amazing. It's a nice older man I've been seeing for a few months. He's had a few nasty health problems and I suspect depression. He also has a severe porn addiction and had not had Sex for 10 years. For the last few months we've struggled with erectile dysfunction and inability to cum. And this time, both problems were overcome! It was a moment of triumph, I was so happy for him. He's now well on the road to debauchery I'm sure :)
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Last guy I saw was the best 'get to it' appointments I had had for a while. Casual chat and then off to business! His fantasy is an air hostess, he likes it but wants a more genuine outfit rather than the sexy versions of it you get in shops. I agreed with him and am now thinking about shopping around on ebay for such things! Food for thought :P
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Athletic guy, super sporty.
Firm and muscular.
Lives abroad.
Unreal, huge monster knob.
Respectful and quiet.
Nice chap.
But should I not be paying him? ;D
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Well, my last booking was two weeks ago as I've been busy with my other life. Normally not being able to get down 'n' dirty any less than a few times a week would annoy the hell out of me but I guess I'm lucky that my last booking was immense fun and I'm still smiling about it.
So a new client called up and requested something a little more unusual. Sure... I tell him I'm happy to oblige.
Was something I was really inexperienced at so was quite nervous but I thoroughly enjoyed it. Doubt it'll be a booking I'll forget in a while.
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I've had a few weeks off over Christmas but my last client was so handsome, was a nice treat for myself before Christmas, he was amazing in bed and was wearing my favourite aftershave too. I seen him last week in my daytime job and he gave me a cheeky wink and smile xx
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Was a bit wary of my last booking and thought he was going to be a no-show. He was Eastern European so couldn't tell if he was understanding me or tell if he seemed genuine (though he apologised for his bad English!).
I had nothing at all to worry about though. He turned up, was nicely dressed-sporty,fit and muscular. He was really happy as he's said he's always wanted to meet a BBW. Really friendly and one of the most cheerful clients I've ever had! :)
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Last night was my last booking. He was a little bit smelly :FF and a terrible kisser. He wanted the emphasize on femdom, so I got out of kissing him too much. But when I first kissed him he immediately stuck his tongue out. I blurted out: why do you that?? ;D ;D He said he just does automatically. Poor wife/girl friend.... really... it was almost funny. When I would put my mouth closer to his there it was again, the tongue....
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My last appointment last night was with a gent who had been punting since the 80's. We really enjoyed ourselves and I heard some great tales about his punting past. Lovely bloke.
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Am I the only one struggling to recall who the last one was, even if it was only a day ago? ;D Is my memory totally disengaged these days or something? I feel really bad now lol
Haha, I forget them as soon as they walk out of the door! I think it's a coping strategy I have!
But, on topic, I do remember the guy I saw yesterday. Peter, a newbie. Gorgeous tall black guy in a sharp suit. Didn't really want sex, just chat and cuddles. The perfect antidote to a shit London tour!
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arrrhhhh I just had a hottie of a client, too enthusiastic on my part perhaps :P Already smitten and already in the phone as 'yep, you want to see him again' All smiles.
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Last appointment was with a guy who I couldn't meet the first time he booked due to unforeseen circumstances, which caused a misunderstanding. We cleared it up and he booked again and was one of the most lovely clients I've had yet :)
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this made me smile, as a relative newbie I have just seen the potential for feeling stood up when someone doesn't even follow up a phone call/consolidate a booking, never mind if they didn't book me again and I had thought it had gone well/liked them..... >:(. Got to be cool and warm :).x
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I'm having client flashback.... Can't get my last booking out of my head damn....oddly Fridays have been ending with a run of good looking bankers in their 30s. Can't get this one guy out of my head :FF
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Mine was Friday evening about midnight. He's a newish client I have seen a few times now.
It's usually an Incall but that was an outcall.
He's great in bed and quite good looking but young.
I enjoyed it a lot but I don't know what came over me but I went to kiss him 'passionately' like I meant it..then I realised and moved away.
After then I felt really weird and low.
I'm having issues ATM on deciding whether I want to give up escorting and if I want a man in my life.
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Last night, a late night booking with a guy who is a secret cross dresser.
He taught me a few steps of the Charlston and a something or other bop dance , I taught him how to "slut drop" and to "drop it like its hot" (I saw it on Geordie shore)
It was an unusual booking which involved my utter mortification at the fact that his lingerie was way better than mine and my revenge with my strap on. ;D
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Tonight I had a client who was probably the handsomest man I've ever touched. The guy was smokin'! Tall, dark, handsome, distinguished... great body, beautiful eyes, perfect white teeth.
And, of course, a very nice man.
Fuck, if only they were all like that!
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Tonight I had a client who was probably the handsomest man I've ever touched. The guy was smokin'! Tall, dark, handsome, distinguished... great body, beautiful eyes, perfect white teeth.
And, of course, a very nice man.
Fuck, if only they were all like that!
What was he like in bed though?
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La, la, la...
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So everyone is absolutely clear, that's not the sort of question anyone should feel under any pressure to answer.
If you want to do so, fine, but remember that this is publicly viewable including via search engines and, for at least some of you, some of your clients are reading.
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good point!
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My last booking was with my fave regular. He is the perfect client. Ckean, respectful, great cenversationlist and smart. The sex was great tho. You know when they really need it and it quite frantic and then he slowed right down to the point of being tabtric. I always leave there with a smile and feeling relaxed.
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Mine was a newbie. He was hungover from a night out in London, young, quiet, nervous, fit, handsome, unsure as to what his future held as was about (the next evening) to go and live in another country for 4 months. Leaving his home, partner, friends etc behind. He was in a strange place I felt, but you never know do you? Could be just going on holiday to Bognor in reality, couldn't he?? I have learned to take these stories with a HUGE pinch of salt really!
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Just realised that was pretty identifiable... Oh well! If it was YOU, then good luck with your travels! xxx
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My last booking was terrible! He was Nigerian old as dirt and couldn't fuck. He would get need to be a point of climax and slow down o.O but at least it was a 2 hr booking
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Last booking was with a new client, a lovely guy who bought me a box of chocolates. He managed to cum 3 times in an hour so it was quite intense. Said he hadn't had sex for 3 mths although not sure if I believed that. Might have been on V but who cares as he was really nice company. We ran over quite a bit but I didn't mind as I didn't have another booking and was actually enjoying myself. At the end to my surprise he gave me a generous tip 'for the extra time' which for me is rare. I hadn't asked for anything. He has also arranged another booking for next week! One happy client :). If only they could all be like that!
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My last booking was with a 26 year old cute fire fighter. Had great sex with him ;D And I got some advice on fire safety tips in my apartment! ;)
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Last booking was with a lovely gentlemen-very friendly, great conversationalist (hate the ones that hardly if ever speak, makes it so uncomfortable!) polite, clean and very respectful.
He was very interested in what got ME turned on instead of just thinking about himself, and used his Hitachi wand on me for a looong time.. definitely going to have to get one of those!!
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Yes Hitachi wands are excellent! I can also recommend the palm power as its a bit smaller so easier to transport but SO POWERFUL! :o
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They may be the tallest, most handsome, most pleasant personality, richest (mmmmm!) client you ever have. They still have one vice .... US !!!!!!!!!!!!! ::) Not that there is anything wrong with visiting prossies but ............................
My last client came, came and went ........................... what did he look like. After the door is shut I don't remember. ;D
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The last booking made me feel like a complete numpty. :FF
First I turn up at this guys house and when I come in I felt like I had met him before. I asked if we had and he said no. To be fair he was a middle aged bald white man and I see so many people like that that it is possible that I got confused. Whilst this is whirring through my head I take the money but for the first time in my professional life I don't count the money! What a numpty.
I still cant shake the feeling that I knew him. He asks to take pictures. I asked if he had the ?50 extra as discussed for film and photos. He says never mind. We go into the bedroom and it start doing the do. just lots of oral and RO then he starts saying how great I look as a secretary (I came in costume and I do rock the secretary look)
He says that we should go out for a meal next week and would I dress like this. *ding ding ding ding ding* I finally recognise he as my first client. The guy I asked to not call me again as I was inundated with requests for meeting for meals dressed as a slut, car meets and offers to use his flat for incalls with payment in kind. He would talk over and over again about being business partners and would want to pay me in gifts. Basically a wannabe pimp!
He then attempts to bareback me I shift away. I finish him off in my mouth. All done in 20 minutes and he would like me to leave but can he have a refund as it has been less then 30 minutes and he paid for an hour. I said no but I'm quite happy to stay here for another 40 minutes. He says never mind.
Later I get to the petrol station and see that he short changed me anyway by ?10!
In the end I took it in good humour. He was a cheeky fucker but I should only blame myself for not counting the money and I only worked for 20 mins and got ?100 for it still. Its the attempted bareback that riles me up. I suppose I know where he lives now so hopefully I never see him again
Lesson learnt moving on!
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I've had the same kinda thing too - the type who claims to have not met you when you're racking your memory but you later realise you have met. I don't know why they do it, they can't expect us to remember all of them ::)
Would much prefer if they said something like "yes we met in XX month at XX hotel, I asked you to wear XX colour lingerie".. then I'd probably remember.
My last booking was with a regular, I accept bookings by text from him as it's so much easier. He's a nice guy and we often have a few mins chat about local news etc before we go upstairs but the sex is painfully awkward, it's the exact same routine every time which I don't mind doing but sometimes it's so boring I have to think about stuff in my head to pass the time. :P The main problem is he takes so long to cum but now he finishes himself off by hand after about 20 mins of me on top, it's unusually boring but I suppose he must like it. He's more confident with me now, at first he'd hardly touch me or ask me to do something but I'm glad he's more vocal about things now as I prefer clients to 'lead' during bookings.
I don't mind it that much though, the regular income and a repeat client who's respectful makes up for the boredom. ;D
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My last client had a spit and chewed up food fetish. I would chew up the food he brought (fish and chips) and kiss it into his mouth and he would eat it. I felt like a bird feeding her chick! He's also into me slobbering all over him. I didn't mind tho I was just thankful he didn't want to feed me chewed up food and I remained slobber free. He was a lovely fella
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My last client left in the first 5 minutes, saying that I look underage (I just turned 21) and he cant do it ???
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I had a booking last Friday, I have cammed a few times with him on AW and he wanted a cam session with me as well as a booking. Well the booking was supposed to last for 2 hours but I did say half the day as it would take more than 2 hours trying to get cam work as it was slow last week! He paid me a deposit of ?200 straight into my bank account and then paid me less money when we met! he was supposed to pay me another ?200 but only paid me ?170 and he wouldn't get anymore money until the next morning! he said I will transfer the money in the morning I said sorry no, your supposed to pay me upfront ffs! anyway cut a long story short! he was asking for other services that I didn't offer and changing roles when he was supposed to be sub and I was mistress! as I was training to be a mistress he then started being dome towards me and I didn't like it! I thought fuck this I am not doing this for x amounts of money I rather not bother and I told him don't ask for services and expect me to do them when we didn't discuss in the first place! I had to stay over night to get the extra ?30 that he owed me! absolute nightmare! Never again. I should of planned it better! that was my booking and I haven't escorted since 2011! x
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I've just had such an odd experience. I think I've just been booked by stig of the dump :-\
Not meant in a nasty way, but that's all I could think throughout due to his attitude and behaviour! I think some guys can get a bit animalistic/caveman when really horny but this just took the biscuit.
He was young, and actually spoke in grunts. Like once we got in the bedroom there was no communication whatsoever, just grunting and pointing. The very second I entered the room he lunged at me, started tugging at my dress. Then left me standing there, suddenly leaped onto the bed, sat cross legged and started wanking furiously. It looked a bit chimp-like. There was no kissing, no foreplay, just owo and sex. And yup, his choice of position was doggy. Afterwards, he fumbled opening the baby wipes like plastic hadn't been invented yet then just tossed me the packet and grunted to open for him... ::) Then he said he had to rush off, presumably to go hunt bears?
I'm feeling bemused :-\
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Wow is it a full moon or something?
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My last session just ended. I was revisited by a once regular of mine. He used to book me weekly for about 1 year and then right before Christmas just dropped off. I've only seen him twice this year. I know it was because he was getting the hint that I was not into his weird fantasy that he is in love with me.
I don't like kissing and he was always going for kisses. That and trying to give me that look of love - a long gaze straight at my eyes and kinda tilting his head like he was in love. Also didn't like his mind games where he was essentially interviewing me during the massage. It all got too personal and I was annoyed by his probing questions. So I started acting stand-offish and put up a big wall. It worked and he stopped booking me.
When he called yesterday to book me for today he requested a mutual shower before the massage session started. This is something that I don't offer and don't feel comfortable with no matter who the client is. Knowing that, he asked anyway. Just to kind of keep him hoping and to book the session I told him I would think about it while I knew full well that it would never happen.
He arrives and I told him that I wasn't going to be getting in the shower with him he sat on my couch and asked why what's wrong. This is where I messed up and sat down and told him a too long excuse as to why no shower. Before I realized 25 minutes went by so I hurry him into his solo shower without asking for the donation 1st :FF.
He gets out and on my table and a painfully quiet and boring session ensues. 30 minutes later he's finished and in the shower again, alone. Comes out and wants to chit-chat and I am just thinking come on put the donation down. I dodge his stupid love gaze and keep looking at the table and desk to see that he hasn't paid. When he finally does he puts down a 100 bill and almost runs out the door. I'm shorted 40 and I don't call him to get the rest because I never specified "okay you've been here over an hour and that will be..."
So I've re-learned to always get the donation up front even if it's an old trusted regular! Duh!! :(
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My last session just ended. I was revisited by a once regular of mine. He used to book me weekly for about 1 year and then right before Christmas just dropped off. I've only seen him twice this year. I know it was because he was getting the hint that I was not into his weird fantasy that he is in love with me.
I don't like kissing and he was always going for kisses. That and trying to give me that look of love - a long gaze straight at my eyes and kinda tilting his head like he was in love. Also didn't like his mind games where he was essentially interviewing me during the massage. It all got too personal and I was annoyed by his probing questions. So I started acting stand-offish and put up a big wall. It worked and he stopped booking me.
When he called yesterday to book me for today he requested a mutual shower before the massage session started. This is something that I don't offer and don't feel comfortable with no matter who the client is. Knowing that, he asked anyway. Just to kind of keep him hoping and to book the session I told him I would think about it while I knew full well that it would never happen.
He arrives and I told him that I wasn't going to be getting in the shower with him he sat on my couch and asked why what's wrong. This is where I messed up and sat down and told him a too long excuse as to why no shower. Before I realized 25 minutes went by so I hurry him into his solo shower without asking for the donation 1st :FF.
He gets out and on my table and a painfully quiet and boring session ensues. 30 minutes later he's finished and in the shower again, alone. Comes out and wants to chit-chat and I am just thinking come on put the donation down. I dodge his stupid love gaze and keep looking at the table and desk to see that he hasn't paid. When he finally does he puts down a 100 bill and almost runs out the door. I'm shorted 40 and I don't call him to get the rest because I never specified "okay you've been here over an hour and that will be..."
So I've re-learned to always get the donation up front even if it's an old trusted regular! Duh!! :(
A good example why you shouldn't lead clients into believing they'll get something they won't. Always ends in tears IME.
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My last booking was last night. A young man who made an appointment for my soft dom services. Anyway, he was very nervous. When I opened the door he just walked right into my apartment without even shaking my hand. He apologized though ;D
He asked if I could give him advice on how long our booking should be. It was his first time...He also said that in our email conversation he would bring enough cash to stay for a few hours. He was just so shy and nothing came out of him. No response, just yes and no answers. I couldn't bear the thought entertaining smeone like him for 2 hours. So I said 1,5 hours would be a good start. He came twice and all was done within an hour. We chatted for the remainder of the date. I can't say anything negative about him, wouldn't be fair. But this type of client is the one that feels like hard working and a one way street.
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My last booking was a fairly nice and well mannered guy. Everything was going well until towards the end of the booking. He commented that he knows I don't offer anal, but as he was so good at giving oral maybe I'd be willing to throw it in as he's definitely going to make me come and it would be his reward!
Needless to say, gave me a good giggle but he didn't get anal. :o
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He was a lovely client but his bones kept digging in to me very uncomfortable. Then he told me about he had a gf at home. I thought that couldn't do it. Having bones jabbing me throughout sex.
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Mine was a few nights ago with a gorgeous guy, he was so amazing in bed I thought I was dreaming! It's so nice to have a hot client who knows what he's doing and likes giving pleasure. It was my first time with him but he's already asked for another booking and I can't wait. :)
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My last booking was with a Vet who kept talking about pussies of the four legged variety......
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With a very sweet,polite,intelliegent French fella.The sex was lovely and we had a great chat afterwards about French/English culture and the Swedish model.A fab booking!
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Oh my word the client I saw last night was SOOOO amazingly super good looking! I was so surprised. He text me saying he needed a booking as he has had a massive dry spell since leaving uni. Sounded lovely on the phone and agreed to the appointment but had visions of a dorky young man to be honest. What entered my hotel room was basically was someone who looking exactly like Ryan Lochte (us swimmer google him) He was so pretty AND a massive but not monstrous cock. He was soooo clean as well. Honestly, I couldn't believe it. I could even see past some bad techniques because he was so pretty. It dawned on me today that it was pure objectification on my part! I've never really experienced it this way round except for when googling pictures of certain men (mmm alexander skargard) but I really think I got to experience in a way what it must be like for a client.
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Lovely client - quick to get the business over and just wanted to lie and chat for ages afterward. Even tipped me ?20 - I said no at first but he insisted. Had all lovely clients this week, been brought wine, chocolates, been tipped, all brief on the rumpy part with just wanting to sit and chat for the rest of the time. Totally gonna be made to work for my money the following week I bet, as I've had that pleasant a week!
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My last booking was a very nervous older guy, around 70!, he wanted a tie and tease bit of mild nipple torture, he was very charming and complimented me a lot which is always nice! Was one of those guys who was in a constant orgasmic state! But am sure you girls can relate to the before and after cum personality, it's like Jekyll and Hyde ! Just proves where guys brains really are, x
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AMAZING!!!
loved it had the best time he was sooooo hot we drunk and were talking for ages. He seemed uneasy about the whole escorting thing and kept saying he didn't even want to have sex with me just wanted to take me out so much so that I actually made the move on him as I was so up for it and felt like he needed to get his money worth. Even then we didn't have sex just 69er
He then asked me out on a date which I found so odd and shit because in a normal situation I would have 100% gone out with him.
Hes fun, young has a gorgoues car/appartment seems like he has valid reasons for meeting me through AW that night but it could all be a front. Of course I declined lovely guy though so hot and actually wish we had had sex! Wonder wether he does this to all the girls to get 'freebies' or whether he genuinely thinks I'm a nice girl.
Best to keep work and my private life completely seperate.
Can't help but think my mext booking will be such a let down compared to tht encounter >:(
HOT HOT HOT ;D
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my last booking was a very nice surprise, an old client Ive had back in 2010, who told me he recognized me from the pics I have on my profile, even if this is a new aw profile :))
And he wanted to see me again as I made a good impression on him back then. He is a lovely guy and we had a fun evening, hopefully he will save my number this time :)
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My last booking left a few hours ago, he came very quickly ;D. I touched him, he screamed out: oh, there it is!! I immediately let go since we were only 10 minutes into the booking. But there it was.... we chatted a bit afterwards. But I got paid for an hour and he was in and out in 20 minutes. It happened before when we met in August. He said he really enjoyed our appointment and will get in touch again. But I will be sure to not touch his willy too soon! haha!!
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Lol, its exactly like the booking I had at noon today with a lovely gent, he came too soon then we chated for a while, luckily he wanted just 30 minutes and I promised him I wont touch anything next time :D
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I met an older client in a central hotel who was very friendly and responsive. Sex was off limits as it was my time of the month but we'd discussed and agreed to a very sensual GFE and lots of bum fun for him. He asked me to join him for dinner afterwards but I politely declined as I didn't want to offend him by telling him my time would still be chargeable. Sometimes I get the feeling they believe you've had such a great time in their company that you'd extend it for free.
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I have a client that i have seen couple times but then before he left today he said he wants to arrange to take me shopping to buy me a present, then dinner and drinks and hotel for the night!!!!! He said of course it's all on me as I want to treat you!!!!!! Erm what about my fee for all that time!!!! I'm not his partner or girlfriend and don't ever in a million years intend to be!!!! I wasn't sure what to say and just said oh we'll see, it threw me for a bit and I couldn't wait to get him out the door. Made me feel really uncomfortable.
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I have a client that i have seen couple times but then before he left today he said he wants to arrange to take me shopping to buy me a present, then dinner and drinks and hotel for the night!!!!! He said of course it's all on me as I want to treat you!!!!!! Erm what about my fee for all that time!!!! I'm not his partner or girlfriend and don't ever in a million years intend to be!!!! I wasn't sure what to say and just said oh we'll see, it threw me for a bit and I couldn't wait to get him out the door. Made me feel really uncomfortable.
They seem to forget that you can treat yourself to all those things with the money you make from being in this line of work. I find it patronising when someone suggests they'd be "treating" me to anything. ;D
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The 'treating me' bit was the worse, made it sound as if I needed someone to pat me on the head and say well done, you deserve a treat!!!! Aaarrrrgggghhhhhh
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My last meeting was with a regular. He is usually really quiet but he really came out of his shell. He was talking about the possibility of a 3some with me and I thought this is great dirty talk and he was really getting into it but then he was thinking a bit too hard about the logistics of it, his cock softened as he was going through the AW hotlist in his mind. I could see the cogs turning. Tried a bj and a hand job and in the end I asked him where he would like to cum (mist guys say on my tits which is easy for me haha) but he gave it a couple of pumps and said "you know what I'm not going to cum but I will contact you about that 3some"
Talk about not living in the moment! Poor guy haha
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My last one was amazing for my first time back in the ring after a few years. He booked me for 2 hours which I thought was weird for a 1st booking but he explained that he is older and prefers to have some cuddling and kissing time.
He turned out to be at least over 60 and very polite if not a bit eccentric and a talker. It also turns out he booked me because I look like an escort he seems to be in love with but she won't see him any more because her bf got jealous of how close they were. It was great because he was lovely and wouldn't stop complimenting my body and most of the session was cuddling and kissing with only a fraction of that having sex we finished with me getting myself off with a vibrator and then he came after that and he kept an eye on the time and left saying he wanted to book me twice a week. So we will see.
Also after working 3 years at a call centre where the workers were definitely not appreciated it was great to be paid nearly a weeks wage at that job for a few hours of affection.
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My last booking was on Saturday night. He was a middle aged man, nothing too unordinary. Once he paid the 'special price' he walked in with his dirty shoes leaving dirt all over my cream carpet. I ignored it and just headed into the bedroom and started undressing when he started asking all these questions, 'where did I live exactly in Manchester? How old are you really? Ashley isn't your real name is it?' Oh my goodness, I just sort of brushed off his questions and answered them bluntly but I felt quite interrogated and it put me in the worst mood.
After we were done, he was just lying there on the bed, whilst I got dressed and eventually he dragged himself up and slowly started putting his clothes on. It was painful waiting for him to get out the door as he was already five minutes over his time. He just wouldn't stop talking and I was standing at the door waiting to escort him out! Finally he left and I went about my night as usual. ;D
Two hours later I received a text from him saying 'U weren't really what I expected u probably shouldn't do it for a living but all the best anyway' :FF
Quite comical really! Glad I never have to deal with him again... moving on
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Also after working 3 years at a call centre where the workers were definitely not appreciated it was great to be paid nearly a weeks wage at that job for a few hours of affection.
Absolutely agree:) me, call centre ex-worker, where even for customers abuse nobody stands up for you, because it is a client....
naaaa.... I have a great satisfaction now, when somebody is ringing my phone and is not polite enough, to tell him to f@ off:D feels absolutely great!
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I'm from the ex call centre crew also! Fuck that noise 10 years was too long
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Good morning!!
My last booking was weird in a way. Before I share I have to explain that I prefer white flowers and white chocolate ;D.
Anyway, this client made weird remarks in an email the day before our booking. I told him I was not comfortable meeting him. He apologized profusely and I felt I might indeed have misunderstood him and accepted the apology.
He arrived with a white rose and a box of bonbons. The booking went fine. And after he left I opened up the box. Guess what? All white bonbons but all the same! ;D ;D ;D ;D I am down to earth and believe in coincidence that it was all my favourite chocolates. But the funny part I think is the fact all bonbons were exactly the same (about 20 of them). He came to my place by public transport, and he was not carrying a bag. So there is no mix up with a box of his chocolates or anything.
Just wanted to share this with you ;). I never talked to this client about flowers, chocolates or a color/taste preference.
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Am I the only one struggling to recall who the last one was, even if it was only a day ago? ;D Is my memory totally disengaged these days or something? I feel really bad now lol
No, you're not. Unless it's been memorably horrific, I've normally forgotten what happened in the time it takes the door to click shut, although I nearly always remember them as soon as I see them when they come back :).
Haha I do this too!
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My memory is also not that good. Some times when I read back my own posts I think: was this me? was this my client? So I could use my posts in the forum as some kind of diary ;-).
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Haven't been working since the beginning of June. Last booking the guy was very sensitive and nervous, kept saying he was going to cum every time I tried to touch him, even just putting the condom on. He lasted about 3 seconds. Was very grateful though.
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Slobbery.
About 50 minutes of slobbery kissing and 3 minutes sex!
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I had 2 in the last couple of weeks phone and ask if I remember them. One I did remember, not because it was bad, but he mentioned his funny AW name and he was really pleased and said he would book later. He didn't. Another one said he had seen me a year ago and had a tattoo but I couldn't place him. He said I must have a dodgy memory as we spoke about his tattoo (wow!!) and that he will leave it. I think he really had been here as he didn't remember my door nmbr but the funny ornaments he remembered. They must really rate themselves high and think they were special to me.
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Slobbery.
About 50 minutes of slobbery kissing and 3 minutes sex!
Ahaha this sounds like one of my very first bookings, at the end he was like "well I guess we might as well have a bonk then"
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My last booking was a bit of a weird one...
He had been all enthusiastic about coming over, saying how he likes to cum several times and how much fun we're going to have. He said he wanted to stay for a while as he was travelling quite far, but he only had ?100. My hourly rate is ?90, but I said he could have an hour and a half for the ?100 (I'm quite low on clients at the moment and I thought an introductory offer would be alright). So he comes over (late), we get going, then after half an hour he cums then says "is it alright if I leave?". He seemed really distant, throughout, so I don't know if I wasn't what he was expecting or what (though I have face and body pics on all my profiles). It's only later that I twigged, he said he wanted to fuck me, I reached over to get the condom, and he said "oh no, actually can you suck me off"... I think he wanted to fuck me bareback, but thankfully he was too ashamed to ask for it :) And I was left with nearly twice my fee for a half hour session!
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Just had a nineteen year old :o
I'm such a pervert. Enjoyed it so much. He's booked for next week.
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My last booking was odd. Well I thought so.
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I have had such CLINGY clients today. They've been sweet but it drains me having to do such an intense GFE.
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My last booking was last night with an regular.
He is a gorgeous 24 years old guy and we had 2 hours of very hot sex and Im still recovering from it ;D
Love it when I click with someone :D
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My last booking was with this gorgeous bloke in his 40s who was so good in bed I kept thinking "No! This can't be happening! Whuut?" Also when we were just chatting we got to talking about his son and my nephew and nice things like that. Just a really lovely person, good conversation and easy on the eyes. Would be happy to see him regularly when I'm back to work!!
Ditto...except my dude was mid 30s
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Sex/Listening to him say he is a complete looser for booking an escort/ sex/pathetic for booking/sex/looser and finally, an extremely happy me when the alarm went off
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Okay I'm usually good at bluffing but - last night turned up at regular's house and mid booking got presented with a box containing a brand new strap on vibrating dildo. Oh course I've used one before....once, not being the particularly physically dominant type but this man is so alpha he doesn't have to even try to be dominant he just is, very stern and clearly used to being in charge and 10 years older than me. Don't really get intimidated by most people but do by him even though he is alway nice to me.
When he asked in a challenging tone if I was going to 'fuck him up the arse hard?' I just about managed to wipe the terrified look off my face and to my embarrassment actually squeaked uncertainly (yes squeaked) 'er yes'. He then positioned himself and what seemed like several excruciating minutes passed as I tried to untangle the wire after I'd put it on. Honestly it felt like being called out in assembly and fucking my old headmaster! I think that this is definitely a gap in my skills set and I'll have to 'try harder' as there is much 'room for improvement'. The other thing was that he took it very readily and obviously has a big interest in it and has been leading up to this for ages (oh my goodness, I think I've been sort of groomed!!!).
I don't offer anal on my profile but for once I was practically grateful that he started on that with me last night. I didn't mind the 'boundary pushing' on this occasion, just glad that I managed to distract him with something. Arh! I'm such a wimp! Must say though that he was otherwise on top form and in spite of being thrown a bit at the start ended up enjoying the booking.
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My clients are generally physically unattractive and shit in bed (I'm rarely turned on); a "good client" for me is one I can have a stimulating conversation with because that's as good as it gets these days. I attract inexperienced nervous first timers and those with issues (sexual and/or emotional) and it's really draining me right now, to the point where I've decided to have some time off. Thank god for my one normal regular :-[
My last booking, the client gave me the wrong postcode for the hotel (although google maps found it OK ???) so I wasted half an hour driving around trying to find it and was bordering on tears. It was also compounded by the fact the road layout was different to my sat nav in a few places even though I updated the sodding thing recently. We had a nice chat but dear god he had no idea how to fuck :-[
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Last booking he turned up 10 minutes late and told me he had forgotten to bring his wallet with him so could he pay the money direct into my account later on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He was, not very politely, shown the door!!
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Same as me but for other reasons.. He showed up coming from the train station, I asked him if he wants to take a shower, he asked me back if I had one. Ffs, my hair was still wet! This combined with the fact he didnt paid my fee but started to touch my boobs first plus he asked me if I do duos with my flat mate (which is not on my profile, meaning I dont do duos) plus he said he wants just half an hour booking made me showing him the door.
Rude and an idiot.
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One word, horrendous! He was a nobhead disrespectful 24 year old who seemed to go on gor f $&cking ever like a duracell bunny while I was in pain and sweating cobs dying for it to end. He asked to cum on my boobs which is said is fine but DO NOT CUM ON MY FACE OR HAIR.... LIKE, AT ALL!!!! So what does the f$#cking idiot do, cums in my freshly washed hair. Is it so hard to miss my hair, wtf. Wasn't happy.
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This evening. Saw him once last week and then today, already planned for next week.
He's just awesome. He's amazingly hot, he's a brilliant lover and he is just so intelligent that the chat itself feels like an intellectual climax! He's just a genius.
The only thing being we left the air conditioning on and I ended up home coughing and fever. But definitely worth it!
I do wonder sometimes why guys like this actually go for escorts... Gosh, I could totally fall in love with him! He is just wowwww!
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Two of my bookings yesterday were lovely.
One was a threesome with bf. So relaxed, and ended with them both covering me in an impressive volume of semen. The guy is a highly intelligent journalist and BF and I were really taken by him. He also left us the most flattering field report ever!
The second was a 19 year old(!) I've seen before. Last time it was really hard to get him to finish, and he wasn't that 'into' actual penetration. Anyway, I probed him - he's incredibly shy - and ended up sitting on his face, whipping his balls and ruining his orgasm. He came buckets and keeps texting me, thanking me profusely! I just hope he eventually comes to terms with his fetishes and stops referring to himself as "weird" ::) I felt soooo much job satisfaction!
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Good morning! Last night I had a client with the tiniest dick ever. It was as small as my thumb ;D. It was so small it felt weird my client not making any mention. I didnt know where to grab it. I offer soft dom services and one of my specialties is tease and denial. He was explaining how he would like that. But I couldnt get it up!!! Used my thumb and
index finger to grab the tiny thing. In the end I made him play with him self and I finished him.
It was a horrible date because he smelled and his tongue looked white :P.
Ah well.. made some money and he loved it.... said he will soon call to make another appointment. We will see!
I have never seen a micro penis (official medical word for it) and am still amazed.
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BF and I went to a gorgeous house is Marylebone, met the loveliest man, chatted to him and the other couple he'd hired, drank wine, laughed, had sex, laughed some more. It was like a party. We got paid for five hours of pure fun! ;D
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Lucky! A booking was made this morning for 1pm for 1/2 hour. 1pm came and went and I assumed a no show. Then at 1.30 saw I had an AW message sent at 1.10. Turns out I'd mistyped my number :/ So I text the guy apologising profusely. He rang and asked if he could still come and see me. So he turned up and asked if he could stay for an hour instead :D He was quite a sweety as well!
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Good morning! Last night I had a client with the tiniest dick ever. It was as small as my thumb ;D. It was so small it felt weird my client not making any mention. I didnt know where to grab it. I offer soft dom services and one of my specialties is tease and denial. He was explaining how he would like that. But I couldnt get it up!!! Used my thumb and
index finger to grab the tiny thing. In the end I made him play with him self and I finished him.
It was a horrible date because he smelled and his tongue looked white :P.
Ah well.. made some money and he loved it.... said he will soon call to make another appointment. We will see!
I have never seen a micro penis (official medical word for it) and am still amazed.
I'm sorry but this is the funniest ever hahahahahahaha
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I had a 1 hour booking yesterday where the guy couldn't get hard and he kept convincing himself he could so he kept paying me by the hour. He ended up paying for 6 hours before he gave up. We chatted along during and had a few drinks but he had taken something that he thought would wear off so he would get hard but alas, it didn't hehe. I just sat there doing next to nothing and got paid my hourly rate 6 times. Oh I love bookings like this whoop!
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A drag.
1 hour of kissing?... Or what ever it was.
He kept his mouth wide open, and when I went to stick my tounge in he moaned he hates french kissing... so I'm then confused, trying to kiss him with him just leaving his mouth wide open.
Then followed by another hour of him trying to 'put it in' when he is soft.
He was a really nice guy, but it was quite a confusing/frustrating booking that just seemed to go on forever.
How ever the booking before was with one of my favourite regulars, always happy when I go to see him so I guess the night could have been a lot worse.
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My last booking was a very nice guy but just extremely overweight and quite rough. The condom broke and he commented that it's because I am quite dry; of course I am when you're just putting your whole weight on me and ramming it in with me saying 'Ouch!' several times. I just winced through it. Also terrible french kissing skills with lip biting and weird tongue action.
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My last booking was out call to office after hours, when I was supposed to be "interviewed" by boss and "convince" him when he wouldn't give me the job. More to say that was my fourth client in total and my first roleplay EVER. That guy wanted to play "interview" part for about 20 min and he was asking bloody hard questions! I was starting to sweat slightly after couple moments of awkward silence (Why do you want to work for our company? Hmm, maybe if I would know what kind of company is this in GENERAL that would be much easier to answer, plus my micro-pants are stuck between my ass cheeks, son I cannot focus properly!)
In sex part of booking he felt need of narrating everything he was going to do (Carol, don't roll your eyes, DO NOT roll your eyes) and kept saying that I was hired. I didn't know if I should keep the character or not, so I just started moaning instead.
Finally he wanked himself on my tits, while I was looking with lust in his eyes (his belly was blocking all view so I had to lean back quite hard).
Then went home and counted money ;)
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@Carol, sounds like he had a job interview fetish! ;D
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My last booking was with a drulling guy, I never had such a client, his saliva was everywhere (including my mouth), plus he was puting all his soul and strenght onto kissing, felt like my head /face will explode from too much pressure.
The rest was fine, I didnt had the heart to tell him he has no clue about kissing or oral or sex :-\
I just hope someone with better skills will come later and he will save my day ;D
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I'm having a break but my last booking was with another older bloke in his 50s who demanded I come! He wouldn't be satisfied until I do he said and that's pretty much a turn off for me. Some of them at that age are so insecure about their desirability fading away, so much prefer under 45s who are also better snoggers (this last one biting my bottom lip). Just My preference of course. Had a 19 year old last week who was totally the opposite.
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I'm having a break but my last booking was with another older bloke in his 50s who demanded I come! He wouldn't be satisfied until I do he said and that's pretty much a turn off for me. Some of them at that age are so insecure about their desirability fading away, so much prefer under 45s who are also better snoggers (this last one biting my bottom lip). Just My preference of course. Had a 19 year old last week who was totally the opposite.
I too prefer younger clients - they seem to be much better in bed, less rough, cleaner and just easier to be around! My favourite client is only 19 and he's just a wonderful person; so gentle, receptive and polite. I'm kind of glad so many WGs don't accept young men as all my young clients are a dream!
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Just saw a guy who had a major foot fetish. He was a darling, he was very good at oral ;D. The sight of my feet and me playing with his willy made him cum in no time. And..... thank you! $$$$
Love my job :D :D
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I'm having a break but my last booking was with another older bloke in his 50s who demanded I come! He wouldn't be satisfied until I do he said and that's pretty much a turn off for me. Some of them at that age are so insecure about their desirability fading away, so much prefer under 45s who are also better snoggers (this last one biting my bottom lip). Just My preference of course. Had a 19 year old last week who was totally the opposite.
I too prefer younger clients - they seem to be much better in bed, less rough, cleaner and just easier to be around! My favourite client is only 19 and he's just a wonderful person; so gentle, receptive and polite. I'm kind of glad so many WGs don't accept young men as all my young clients are a dream!
I love the younger clients! The very old ones seem sort of grabby - like they're desperately groping for life by touching me. It's creepy. The young ones are always so sweet and, well, hotter.
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My last client was a sweetheart; he had gone through quite a bit of trouble to book me as I'm outcall only. He had thought of everything and was so nervous about making sure everything was perfect, bless him. He was very attentive and I actually came multiple times.
Some bookings really are a pleasure and it uplifts my spirit for days.
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My last booking was 6 hours with a guy from up north in a serviced appartment.....it almost killed me! We had arranged to go for dinner and so on (I wouldn't have taken a booking for 6 hours private time!)...but he got pretty drunk pretty quickly and time dragged by.
He was a lovely guy and it wasn't really in any way his fault, I'm fairly new to this and 6 hours was just too long for me to cope with. It was good to get that amount of money in one go, but as I had to take some time of to recover afterwards, I probably would have made that much anyway. I'm probably going to do a 4 hour max appointment from now on.
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My last booking was with regular and although he's very nice guy I'm under impression he lives in illusional world. First he's very chatty and he's using my working name A LOT (which I hate, cose it sounds ridiculous for me...) and after we finish he's completely not interested in me. I'm perfectly fine with this but it's funny just to see that change in his behavious ;D We always do play "secretary and boss" and when he's giving my my fee he's saying it's payrise lol. And he's never doing booking like normal person, he's texting when my interview is scheduled and he's asking if I'm able to attend ;D
Another thing, he's doing exactly all the things I hate in sex and I mean all of them. He's not rubbish, I'm just completely not attracted to him annd he's ticking all boxes of stuff I dont like.
But I'm being good girl and I play along ::)
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An outcall to a hotel, trying to give watersports in the smallest bathroom on earth! No bath just a shower cubicle, then a drive back home to London in torrential rain on the motorway, lorries steaming past me so I couldn't see fuck all, was dark and I was shitting myself! I nearly stopped on the hard shoulder to cry!
The client was lovely though x
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My last booking (last night) was smoking fetish to the extreme!
He booked me for an hour .. paid up front..... and just sat on chair opposite playing with himself as I smoked and chatted to him.
3 fags and 60 minutes later, hes finished, and I'm ?100 closer to my new fitted kitchen!
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A young guy, hung like a donkey and wanting to try BDSM for the first time. Seriously HUGE! Felt like I was being split asunder! Never again.
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Very easy to talk to fellow, outdoors, thankfully it wasn't chilly but it was definitely damp. Outdoor locations are definitely a personal fav at this point.
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Regular 'daddy' client..we email through out the week b4 seeing each other so the roleplay is always set out b4 we meet up
We did a schoolgirl and daddy roleplay (usually do some variation on this)
The latest 1 was a watersports fantasy which is relatively new for me.
This client is my absolute favourite because he gives the most amazing oral iv ever had in my life...every time we meet he gives me at least 2 orgasms this way ... iv told him hes spoiling me ;-) lol
But he says it turns him on so no more complaints from me!!
This time he gave me a phone to use for work (not that id been hinting lol) and told me its his birthday. Hes a very nice client i wish all my clients were like this man!
He was my only client 4 the day so tbh i was pleased it was a nice one!!!
I need to get some more daddy clients asap they r the best ;-D
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Well actually I am still reeling. His appointment was for three he text at twenty too to say he was here and I text directions to hotel room. He comes in at ten to and we are finished by five past. :-X what just happened. :o did he like it? Was he pleased? He climaxed washed off and was dressed. Was that good bad or indifferent. Roll on my next one. A tried and trusted regular. I will let you know if he comes back and then all answers will be answerd for me. :o
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Well actually I am still reeling. His appointment was for three he text at twenty too to say he was here and I text directions to hotel room. He comes in at ten to and we are finished by five past. :-X what just happened. :o did he like it? Was he pleased? He climaxed washed off and was dressed. Was that good bad or indifferent. Roll on my next one. A tried and trusted regular. I will let you know if he comes back and then all answers will be answerd for me. :o
Oh Carmel, had the same kind of thing a little while back - could even be the same guy! ;D He was here for 15 minutes despite booking for 30...I didn't rush him out, he was just very wham bang thank you maam!! Very little time to communicate with him but afterwards he texted to say how fantastic it was. Eh?! ok mate!
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Mine was a slightly odd (but very nice) guy who blinked a lot. Like constantly. I was trying to hard not to be aware of it but it made me want to blink more myself, so was trying not to give him eye contact ;D
Also remember the SATC episode with the guy who kept pushing his bum up (looking for anal play without actually asking)...he did that. I would have laughed but I was too bust trying not to blink!!
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Well actually I am still reeling. His appointment was for three he text at twenty too to say he was here and I text directions to hotel room. He comes in at ten to and we are finished by five past. :-X what just happened. :o did he like it? Was he pleased? He climaxed washed off and was dressed. Was that good bad or indifferent. Roll on my next one. A tried and trusted regular. I will let you know if he comes back and then all answers will be answerd for me. :o
Oh Carmel, had the same kind of thing a little while back - could even be the same guy! ;D He was here for 15 minutes despite booking for 30...I didn't rush him out, he was just very wham bang thank you maam!! Very little time to communicate with him but afterwards he texted to say how fantastic it was. Eh?! ok mate!
He was breathing so hard getting ready to leave I thought he was going to hyper ventilate. I asked if he wanted a drink or to sit a moment but no he wanted out ASAP. in his emails he did say he hadn't done anything like this before (but I always take that with a pinch of salt) he also sent a pic of himself so may be he hadn't. He did text to say he enjoyed, I can only assume the build up is the excitement.
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Ha! I just came from amazing booking. Middle aged, very handsome guy - exactly my type - with big, nice and clean cock. Smelled amazing and was even better in sex! I dont know what it is about those middle aged businessmen, but most of them are soo much better in bed than rest of guys! I think Ive enjoyed first time in my life guy going down on me, usually I hate it and today I loved it. He tipped me well and rebooked for tomorrow. More guys like that please! 8)
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Fairly decent booking. He had booked once before but as he wasn't from the area couldn't figure out where I was. He got it right this time after I spent 10 minutes on the phone walking him through the streets.
So asked for a shower great. We do kissing and he was really sensual, complimentary and unrushed my type of guy. ;D
I go down on him and oh, wafty nether regions (his arse). Why did he not get shower gel there and douche?! :FF
Other than that perfect, didn't overstay his welcome even though he was late, took his (smart) shoes off on arrival too.
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2 hour booking, yet all we did was chat over a coffee, took a bath together and gave each other massages. So confusing.
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Another cock rubber!!! Tall, slim, good looking, clean, otherwise good sex apart from trying to have skin to skin genitalia. :FF
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My last booking was a very weird client. I wonder if he did drugs. Anyways, I tied him to my bed (soft domination) and started playing with him. Tease and denial. His reaction was so strong and strange. He got up as far as he could being tied, opened his mouth and stuck out his tongue. As in: aaaahhhhhhh... .this feels so good.... and then he would collapse back on the bed and this repeated several times. He also had this weird almost evil look in his eyes when he did that. I wonder if he was on coke. He didn't want to come. He ended the session saying he really enjoyed it and just wanted to be on the verge.
Weird booking, I felt uncomfortable and added BLOCK to his name in my cell Phone.
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Gorgeous guy in his early 30's nice willie, yummy kisser adored my voluptuous body and continuously told me i was gorgeous and sexy, good way to end the week off on :)
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A lovely little old shy man
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Good looking guy early 30's, become a regular. Really polite and remains within my boundary line but still naughty in the bedroom dept. really makes you feel good from the moment he walks in until he leaves with a sweet text an hour later too, with seemingly genuine comments about outfit choice, appearance that day and anything new I might try. Need more guys like him! Makes me love my job.
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oooooft!
great wee 30 minute quicky with a very hot, 30something absolute gentleman. wish every booking was like that!!
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See 'Traumatised' above. :-[ :-[ :-[
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The fittest client I've ever seen! Trust me I went all giggly and silly for a while, x
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same here nia
happy teport he is keen to make another booking, woohoooo
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The tallest guy Ive ever had in my bed just left. 6 ft 11 lol. I felt so small :))
And lovely too ;D
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Good looking, quiet French guy half my age. Lovely, and very straightforward.
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Ok so I have read the smoker threads but never actually had one, that is till today. He has been trying to book me for a couple of weeks and the voice just put me off. Gravelly and seedy like. But he is persistent if nothing else. So I gave in and booked him. Lovely guy and very polite and respectful so top marks for that. But the stench, from body odour and cigarettes was appalling. After the booking I had a shower and went for something to eat with hubby and all I could smell on my fingers was him, that nicotine smell. Kept shoving my fingers under hubby's nose to confirm the smell. But he said it was in my head and fingers smelt ok. I can still smell it now. Otherwise a lovely man. Oh and his teeth left a lot to be desired.
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Last one was with my regular. He turned up 10 minutes late because he couldn't locate the hotel but was very apologetic. And he was freezing when he arrived, it was like kissing an icebox! Two hour booking which is always a good one, but my stomach wouldn't stop grumbling which was a bit embarrassing!
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Nice guy, quite handsome and nervous. He paid for hour and left after 30 minutes perfectly happy (he couldn't pop second time and didn't want to chat/cuddle/massage). Said he will visit again.
And I'm done for today! 8)
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Got ?450 for a 4 hour booking with a guy who would not stop talking and was BORING as hell. Talked a load of bullshit the WHOLE time. Had to keep slapping my face to keep me awake! The physical side was the easy bit and lasted less than an hour! The longest 4 hours ever! Thought it was never going to end - I never clock watch but was watching every single minute and second go by so slowly - oh so slowly - (tick tock) felt like time had stopped. Should not complain too much though as was reliable and not a timewaster and went home with good money. To be honest I think I would have preferred half the money for an exciting booking that flew by! I did feel about sorry for him though as he had quite low self esteem - bless x
Wants to meet again! arghhhhhhhh......................
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Got ?450 for a 4 hour booking with a guy who would not stop talking and was BORING as hell. Talked a load of bullshit the WHOLE time. Had to keep slapping my face to keep me awake! The physical side was the easy bit and lasted less than an hour! The longest 4 hours ever! Thought it was never going to end - I never clock watch but was watching every single minute and second go by so slowly - oh so slowly - (tick tock) felt like time had stopped. Should not complain too much though as was reliable and not a timewaster and went home with good money. To be honest I think I would have preferred half the money for an exciting booking that flew by! I did feel about sorry for him though as he had quite low self esteem - bless x
Wants to meet again! arghhhhhhhh......................
Tell him you've raised your rates ;D I put my rates up for longer bookings after too many of these boring ones. Some longer bookings were great fun but others were so dull I almost fell asleep too.
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Well this was the booking before my last booking. Which had me giggling for ages! So client arrives at my home, he looks ok, quite good looking in a way. I invite him in and he walks into the hall and stops. He is looking ahead and his face turns white. He stutters, whole body freezes... I gasp, worried. "Are you okay?" I ask. "I.. I need to go!" he stammers running for the door. "Oh okay!" I reply, whilst thinking "you fucking bastard you". At the door he apologizes again, "I'm so sorry but... I...I don't like cats". He vanishes into the night. I turn back up the hall and sitting staring at me is a my wee ginger Tom cat. With a chirrup Fur Ball flops to the floor purring and rolls to show is fluffy tummy. "Hmmm, maybe the cat is part tiger after all." I muse as I lift him up and he nuzzles under my chin. ::)
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Maybe he is allergic to cats, thats why he run.
You have to tell your clients you have a cat, just in case they have an issue..
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I told him while arranging booking, I always tell people anyway. Coming from a home with pets it's second nature. I think he was just new to it all. But I like to think the cat has some tiger powers :)
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Young Asian lad, about 20, lied on the phone and said he was white. Thick as shyte and TOTALLY clueless. Rough, uncouth and stroppy. Very nearly lost my temper and had to keep telling him off. Grrrr.
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You have to tell your clients you have a cat, just in case they have an issue..
I've got it on all my ads...whether they choose to read properly isn't my problem!
Regarding my last booking. Nice bloke, 'massaged' me. By which I mean he rubbed massage cream into me! But he was really gentle and kept asking if what he was doing ok etc. Had a good chat with him too. And he left 10 minutes early :) And he likes cats!
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My last booking, totally weird...!!!!
The guy reminded me of that guy out of "Silence of the lambs", the tall one that makes a dress out of real woman's
skin..
He'd booked for an hour, I gave him a blow-job, he came, then gave him a hand-job, he came again, then he started
to walk about the room, looking creepy (like that guy out of Silence of the lambs), and then said; " I have to go!"
Put his clothes on and bolted ???
That was 20 minutes into the booking lol
Made me a bit para that I'd done/said something to put him off, but I think he was just full on strange...
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Or maybe full of guilt ..
I had a guy like yours, he cried because of the guilt..
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Mine was amazing. Three-hour booking with a virgin in his late 20s. Turned into five hours, about two of which involved penetration. He took to sex like a duck to water (once he'd stopped shaking), had incredible stamina, and only let himself go enough to come once. It was a really lovely experience!
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Me playing rodeo for an hour straight (holy shit that guy could hold back quite well) and then giving a massage for another 30 minutes. Mostly enjoyable, if tiring. The only issue being that the dude thought it would be an amazing idea to stick his chewing gum on the bedsheet and ruined a pair of my stockings as a result. Thank fuck I don't buy expensive lingerie, I suppose.
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Oh gosh, I had the most bizarre booking ever. First of all he was my most unattractive client Ive met so far and I know we're not supposed to judge on looks, but sometimes you have someone who repulses you with only their presence. He took shower, but he's natural body odour was kind of weird. Worst kisser ever, slobbering over my face, then he managed to go down on me. Oh dear lord. He was just holding his open mouth next to my pussy, not moving AT ALL, and then he started slowest moves of tongue ever. So disgusting. Then just holding open mouth again.
Then he fucked me (luckily enough in doggy), and thank fuck it was over.
Now excuse me while I'm gonna pour some bleach on myself now.
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Obviously a week of firsts for me, as I did my first out-call. Lovely bloke, good sex, no problems at all. Felt a bit weird not having all my stuff around me, but it was an easy and pleasant hour.
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Well mine was a bit of a knob. I mean nice at 1st, a 55 year old Andrew ish kind of bloke, then when it came to sex he tried to insist using his own condom. He even brought his own lube although it was something in a tiny bottle. He rubbed it on his knob and I thought it might be oil so I wiped it off then tried to argue my case why a WG is much more unlikely to tamper with a johnny then a man is plus I have pos fb over 4 years and he had zero.
It spoiled things a bit although I don't think he had tampered with his one as when we were having sex, which lasted about 10 mins, he pulled out about every 30 secs to check the condom (mine) and asked me to lube up again just in case. Too much lube though and it can slip off as has happened before and I was still pretty wet. I don't need anyone lecturing me about condom safety! He did all this standing up too, not sure why but his paranoia makes me think he thought my throw might be dirty from loads of other men!
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Obviously a week of firsts for me,
I still have a few firsts even after a few years. Think I might bore ppl and list them on here one day. I have a double bed and last week this man said how small my bed is, no one's ever said that to me before, why would they? Maybe he's only seen wgs with king size beds. Is that the norm?
Condom man above was the 1st ever to really go at it about using his own condoms and lube. The only time I used a client's was my 1st ever week but he wasn't insisting, I just thought ok, nice of him to think of that, then it broke with disastrous consequences. Oh I have loads of recent firsts.
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Sorry this is so long, just venting :(
Mine was crap. I can tolerate bad sexual technique to a point as I can always instruct, but I really struggle when they seem to have iffy attitudes to women. I had a feeling it wasn't going to go well when he didn't accept a drink (it was a 3 hour booking!) so possibly lacked social niceties. He had a tendency to make sweeping generalisations about women (even though he'd dated fewer than 10), like "women do...", and he was horrible about "fat birds" as he called them. I'm slim but I found him offensive. He couldn't even give a compliment properly as he told me "my body wasn't bad for a woman my age" which considering he was fond of telling me how "women let themselves go after a certain age" I couldn't see the positive :-\. His wife divorced him and I think it's made him rather bitter. After about an hour of it I started to pull him up a bit, and he'd say "oh, I didn't mean it like that". Yeah riiiight! He had a bad case of foot in mouth disease ::)
The sex was crap too; Foreplay was non-existent and he couldn't get on with condoms so would either keep on and on or just go limp. He admitted he's always been like that (so why the fuck bother to book an escort, or at least have the courtesy to warn me when booking). He said he would only have a hope of coming if he fucked me hard in missionary (OK, but it had to be with my legs over his shoulders! ::) Ouch!) or doggy (but he has a medical condition - that he failed to tell me about - that means his muscles cramp in that position ::)) He then started blaming all sorts of things about why he can't perform, such as it wasn't his home so he couldn't relax, can't use condoms, etc.
Now I've got a sore vagina (so out of action) due to me being so turned off from him. All in all a shit booking, but at least I got paid. Arse! :FF
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And the sad thing is he has no idea how crap he is in bed...
I had a guy like yours today,lucky me just for half an hour..
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This is really sad, but I can't remember the last booking I really enjoyed and had FUN!! :(
They've all been like a chore, I'd love an exciting, fun booking again, I'm definitely due one!
It's probably me, it's what you make it at the end of the day.. ;)
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Saw this guy for the second time this week. He doesn't get undressed just takes his jacket off and shoes off (at the door).
Then just pleasures me with his hands and mouth. He hasn't got bad technique and today after guiding him a bit more I actually enjoyed some nice orgasms.
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This is really sad, but I can't remember the last booking I really enjoyed and had FUN!! :(
They've all been like a chore, I'd love an exciting, fun booking again, I'm definitely due one!
It's probably me, it's what you make it at the end of the day.. ;)
I've felt like this for the last few months but last week I had a really fun maid roleplay session. He bought the outfit which I got to keep and I had a feather duster and had to tease him by bending over when I was cleaning. It was really fun, made such a change from all the boring in-and-out short incall bookings :)
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Yeah Alice, that's what I mean! A bit of fun, rather than the bog-standard half hr OWO, CIM, usual boring booking...
Or the hour, OWO, CIM, various positions boring sex.. Spice it up a bit lads, get some fun in there!! ;)
Maybe I should add something in my profile to give them a hint??
yeah, fuck it, time for a blog I think ;)
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I just saw this guy for second time and he wants just oral BUT he makes me laugh all the time!!!
Next time I'll bite him, so he'll learn the lesson.
Anyway he's lovely and very apologetic about his desire to hit me in my face with his bare cock, which I don't mind anyway.
Gawd, what my life became ;D
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I have a lovely new regular who wants to try lots of different things, he loves smoking fetish which im to do whilst giving hand relief, bit tricky but it happened. :D
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The most bizarre booking so far. Guy came in, very quiet and nervous. Tried to talk to him, no effect. Went to sex straightway and he kept asking me weird questions - have you been busy today, how many clients did you see today, oh i bet they all buy you expensive gifts, oh, thats a nice watch, bet it's expensive...
I was 99% sure he was setting up for robbery. I managed to put him straight and then he started to talk how many girls he fucks every day and how they love his cock. Completely delusional.
Anyway I managed to proceed with booking feeling paranoid and stressed. He left on time and after sex he came back to quiet, non-talkative himself.
Said he will book me again, for longer.
Hmm, I don't think so.
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Mine was a French man. I've not had many French but they've all been quite handsome, small but handsome. Booking was very vanilla so I was surprised at the end when he wanted to take the condom home with him. That's another 1st that's not happened in 4 years. The only other time it nearly happened was a paranoid bloke a couple years ago who at the end asked me what was I going to do with it ??? I wrap it in tissue and a nappy bag and bin it I told him. During the booking he was telling me he felt guilty doing this etc so maybe he thought I would get dna and use it to blackmail him? I mean, what other reason. I really don't know but I had his phone nmbr if I was that way inclined.
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Today it was a guy with a scary giant penis :/ Thankfully just a 30 minute booking and he was reasonably gentle with it until the last 5 or so minutes.
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A really boring outcall with a 24 year old. He had absolutely nothing to say. He was very polite and clean but boring! So I made him cum 4 times.
Still I think I may raise my minimum age for clients again.
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This was an earlier booking I had today.
Had a client, skinny with long pony tail, ok yah type, gave money and was shaking with anticipation, said he hadn't had sex for so long. It lasted about 10 mins then straight after he said I just wanna say that I don't really agree with this. Do you ever feel like that? Here we go. So I said it?s funny how guys that say this it?s usually afterwards, not before when they?re desperate for it and I said you obviously need the service unless you were forced! I can only remember one though saying a similar thing to me afterwards.
Then just before he left he told me he used to be a drug addict and booked a prossie then took the money back afterwards but felt so guilty later. I said so did you post it back through her door at some later time, he said no >:( I was guarding the room I hid the money in. Glad he hadn't told me this at the beginning. He said he'd been raised as Catholic and wants to follow their rules. I said so you don't believe in contraception? He said what's that? I said seriously? He said do you mean conception as in creating a child? I said no contraception i.e. condoms, the pill. He honestly didn't know the word ???
He said he wouldn?t see someone like me again as he has decided to go to a live in monastery in Kent to cleanse himself for a better afterlife and this was his last fling.
These people can bring you down a bit after and make you ponder about it all but then another one booked this afternoon and I Forgot about it!!
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As I am new and only started this week and I do have a day job, I wanted to start off slowly and hopefully build up to full time. I would summarise my experiences so far......
1st was a lovely guy very chatty, it was an evening appointment and we sat and had a cup of tea first and he almost dozed off...'so much for my charms' I thought....anyway we proceeded to have a lovely time went over the hour because afterwards he was more chatty and I didn't quite know how to move things along. All in all exactly the kind of experience first I was hoping for.
2nd was a gentleman with a lot of good reviews for his oral skills and was not wrong, he was ready to go from the off and spend the whole hour pleasuring me with a little hand relief so pretty easy and again a brilliant start.
3rd wow, he was so lovely, very, very clean and great kissing right from the off and again like to give lots and lots of pleasure to me (am I doing it right when I enjoy it more than they do!!!!? :-* he has already booked to see me again, which is a great boost to my ego as a newbie.
4th was last night, lots of good email communication so I was looking forward very much to meeting him and I was not disappointed. He was lovely handsome and horny and loved to please. In fact I did almost get carried away as it felt like a 'date' probably another rookie mistake, but I managed to stop myself in time. He was very polite and respectful and I would love to see him again.
So all in all my bookings so far have been everything I could have hoped for and long may it continue..... :D :D :D :D
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My last booking was one of my most unique to date.
A woman who contacted me to get me as a gift for her partner of 10 years as my type had always been a fantasy of his and because it is a specific look it was one she could not fulfill personally. So I went last night, sat down with both of them and had a drink and a chat, both fairly attractive. Then she paid me and I went off with her man to the bedroom.
I realise now that you can tell a man who regularly gets sex from a man who doesn't, clean, not slobbery, good kisser etc.
After we were done I encouraged him to marry such an amazing woman, he said with some lifestyle stuff pending he is planning to do exactly that the first chance he gets ;D
Then we went to the bar and I had another drink with them before I headed off.
I LOVE couple bookings, they are always something different and interesting.
Why does no one buy me hot escorts that I fantasize about :P
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This was an earlier booking I had today.
Had a client, skinny with long pony tail, ok yah type, gave money and was shaking with anticipation, said he hadn't had sex for so long. It lasted about 10 mins then straight after he said I just wanna say that I don't really agree with this. Do you ever feel like that? Here we go. So I said it?s funny how guys that say this it?s usually afterwards, not before when they?re desperate for it and I said you obviously need the service unless you were forced! I can only remember one though saying a similar thing to me afterwards.
Then just before he left he told me he used to be a drug addict and booked a prossie then took the money back afterwards but felt so guilty later. I said so did you post it back through her door at some later time, he said no >:( I was guarding the room I hid the money in. Glad he hadn't told me this at the beginning. He said he'd been raised as Catholic and wants to follow their rules. I said so you don't believe in contraception? He said what's that? I said seriously? He said do you mean conception as in creating a child? I said no contraception i.e. condoms, the pill. He honestly didn't know the word ???
He said he wouldn?t see someone like me again as he has decided to go to a live in monastery in Kent to cleanse himself for a better afterlife and this was his last fling.
These people can bring you down a bit after and make you ponder about it all but then another one booked this afternoon and I Forgot about it!!
Er, whaaaaat!?? This is mental! "ok yah" type, love it. Oh and I would have said, "yes love, I do agree with it, that's why it's my fucking job". Seriously. Hope he gets on ok at the monastery!!
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Had a LOVELY booking this morning, then I had one this afternoon that was just about the opposite..
(I've had a LOT worse, but..) First of al he pulled back the covers as soon as I turned my back and jumped IN my bed.
I said, sorry, but you can't get IN there, that's not very hygienic, that's where I sleep, that's why I put a clean sheet ON
TOP of the bed for every client.
Oh ok.
Then it was just lots of slobbering and drooling, he didn't smell too fresh, at one point I literally thought he was trying to
eat me!!
He would've shot his load within 5 seconds, but he stopped, and then he spend the rest of the booking trying to come,
and couldn't..! :FF
Pfff sometimes... ;)
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Well I've just had Mr 3 back again. Wow he is such a nice guy, he arrives with his donation ready and again very very clean. Paid for an hour, was a little bit more passionate this time, but I thought it was because he knew what I liked and was more relaxed. Then after 30 minutes says he has to go cleans up and leaves.
What's not to love about being paid for an hour and working for half. ;)
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Well I've just had Mr 3 back again. Wow he is such a nice guy, he arrives with his donation ready and again very very clean. Paid for an hour, was a little bit more passionate this time, but I thought it was because he knew what I liked and was more relaxed. Then after 30 minutes says he has to go cleans up and leaves.
What's not to love about being paid for an hour and working for half. ;)
I had one like that the other day, booked for an hour, was half an hour late, but since I didn't have a booking for a while after
and he'd let me know in plenty of time I seen him anyway.
He paid for the hour, then came after half an hour, said he had to check his phone as he "might have to go back to work",
which he then said he did, and asked for a refund..
After all the hassle.. Out of goodwill I offered him ?20 back, but that wasn't good enough for Mr., he said "I waqs only here
for half an hr so you owe me ?40 >:(
I was not happy, but I couldn't be bothered arguing, so I gave him it and booted him out.
He won't be coming back!
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I had a guy recently show up for a 2 hour booking. It was about 11am, he said he'd an argument with his girlfriend and had been up all night drinking. He came after half an hour then said he had to go to bed and not to worry about the rest of the money! Haven't' heard from him since, he probably forgot he saw me and woke up later wondering where his money had gone!
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I'm having client flashback.... Can't get my last booking out of my head damn....oddly Fridays have been ending with a run of good looking bankers in their 30s. Can't get this one guy out of my head :FF
I love all these happy posts. Isn't our job one of the best in the world, ladies???
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I love all these happy posts. Isn't our job one of the best in the world, ladies???
I love my job. It has it's bad aspects but it's never for very long if you don't like the client or what he does and then it's done and you've still made a hell of a lot more money than any of the soul crushing jobs pay.
It's also flexible and in my opinion most clients are incredibly easy jobs.
I've enjoyed reading this thread too, it sounds like we all have such lovely clients! Perhaps we could share them? haha
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Well my last booking (which I should still be in.) Was one of my weirdest of late, booked via aw requesting strap on, loads of descriptions etc, got here, got guy answers door much younger than I expected, seemed nervous, grabbed my head for oral (as discussed) gave up in about 30 seconds, asked me to leave and gave me an extra 20 to leave right then.... bit strange to pay me to leave but hey I'm not complaining! I got out 55 mins early from a hour booking and got an extra 20 quid, covered my taxi fares! Not sure about confirming on aw tho as he seemed a bit peculiar... sometimes you have to love how easy money this is!
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My last booking just left, handsome, tall indian guy visiting Bristol from London, smelt very nice and was very gentle and good in bed, came twice, left very happy, Im happy too, finished my day well ;D
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1 Hour outcall in W1 hotel, on my way there he called to say there was a problem and asked to meet me in some bushes by a nearby park, said he will bring a sheet so we can lay down.. WTF... BYEEEEE ha ha :FF
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Last job, 2 days ago, I was at college and someone had phoned me about 10 times, so I texted him and we arranged a booking, didn't need to dress up, I said "if you want me there at that time, I will have to come in my jeans", he was fine.
I got there and he was younger than I thought, 30's, rode him for less than 10 mins he came and he wanted to sleep so I was in and out in under 15 mins. He paid ?150 for the hour.
Yes, great job!!! ;D
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My last client was a very nice young asian guy but unfortunately had poor hygiene. I offered him a shower which he refused and then when I went to give him oral he stank! I felt quite sick and moved swiftly onto sex. Annoyingly he asked for a shower afterwards!
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Had my FIRST BOOKING EVER yesterday, and the client didn't know it as I didn't want to seem "inexperienced" and liable to being deceived and such. I also have had quite a lot of experience due to a high libido, especially after having a boyfriend for two years, and as I'm very good at pretending to be more knowledgeable and relaxed than I actually am, I think the turnout was very good.
Was a Spanish gentleman in his mid 30s, of course fluent in English, average looks. Started off with having a glass of wine in the hotel room and talking about various subjects, such as where we grew up, what we liked and disliked about Japan and its culture etc. After a while I felt I needed to get some action going, so I lightly stroked his hand, which seemed to get him going. He held my hands, remarked on how beautiful they were and stroked me very sensually. Then we proceeded to kissing, BJ, fingering and eventually sex. Finished having a bath together in the jacuzzi. The whole session was around 2 hours.
He kept going on about how beautiful, smooth and passionate I was and how he could drown in my sparkly eyes, and went on and on to praise me. Found it quite surprising that he found me so passionate (which was simply just me responding to what I thought he wanted), as I thought Japanese girls would be just as passionate, but apparently not. He also said he'd like to book me for a whole night starting with dinner next time (!) which I'm very happy about.
I always thought I would have feelings of guilt and shame after going through something like this, but I'm not. I'm feeling perfectly content and privilieged to be able to work with this and make good money without having to slave away in a store or a restaurant for minimum wage. I get to enjoy myself AND getting paid a ridiculous amount of money for it. If that's not great, then I don't know what is.
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I had a lovely booking last night. I decided this week to put my phone number on AW I am trying to guage the demand so I can decide whether to do this full time. Anyway have had quite a lot of timewasters.. But I had a missed call so decided to call back. He sounded very well spoken and nice, so we agreed to meet.
He was lovely, a real gentleman he overpaid by 20 pounds and when I pointed it out said don't worry about it. We had a great time and he says he will definitely come back. Result!
I don't want to get complacent because I know not all on the spot ones will be like that, but I was very happy it turned out the way it did.
;) :D :D :D
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Mine was yesterday with a guy I'd seen before. Nice guy, intelligent, not selfish etc. However he accidentally hit me in the face when changing position! He was very apologetic. I was more stunned than anything. Thankfully no pain, bleeding or bruising. Just a bit of a shock at suddenly being hit in the face!
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Mine was yesterday with a guy I'd seen before. Nice guy, intelligent, not selfish etc. However he accidentally hit me in the face when changing position! He was very apologetic. I was more stunned than anything. Thankfully no pain, bleeding or bruising. Just a bit of a shock at suddenly being hit in the face!
oops!! That's the sort of thing I worry about doing to a client!! Glad you don't have a shiner to show for it :D
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Mine was yesterday and was beyond strange. The comms were fine and he seemed normal, then he turned up - and well, was the most socially awkward person I've ever met!!!
He couldn't give eye contact, seemed incredibly nervous and despite my best efforts would not relax! I'd glad he was hard and that I made him cum because without the physical signs of enjoyment, I could have sworn blind he didn't want to be there!!
I hate them when they go like that!! :FF :FF
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Very handsome, polite, clean guy with big cock. He was tensed and quite nervous. I was telling him few compliments (well deserved, he was lovely person), which he didn't seem do believe anyway. He managed to relax after round two and I went slightly overtime with him, but sex was reeaaally good. After booking send me text saying thank you and that he will be back soon (yay! ;D)
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Lovely booking with a uni professor.... no intercourse, very complimentary about my fat tummy and he gave me a box of m&s chocolate cookies to take home!!!! Downside was the FIRE ALARM in the hotel went off and we were both naked......... i nearly shat myself, but as I was scrabbling around for my dress it stopped. I think we were both a bit edgy after that so he sent me off 15 mins early, which was no bad thing.
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Lovely new client - hope he becomes a reg though. Submissive so I got to bring out my Mistress for a play, got to use my collar and lead for the first time and spat a lot! He saw me earlier yesterday at the garage filling up my car so thought he'd book. He's been trying to catch up with me for some time so nice to finally meet him! I love it when they've seen me out and about - gives me a right thrill!
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I had an embarrassing outcall booking today with a very lovely regular client..I was laying down receiving a lovely massage...then out of no where I got a pain in the top of my stomach I turned over to sit up ...then it just came out SICK every where ..omg all over the poor guys leg ..I was like I'm sooo sorry & ran of to the shower to clean up ...He was so nice to me and laughed it off it just made me feel worse ...just ended up having a natter instead ..so embarrassing ...
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My third booking ever, which was an overnight with a client I'd never seen before but had friend of mine who knew him (client).
He was fairly overweight, in his later forties but very sweet and respected my boundaries. Super rough during deep throating though, I actually coughed up a little blood! Going to see him again next week, which is great because the pay for an overnight is just r-i-d-i-c-u-l-o-u-s.
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You should not be coughing up blood no matter how deep the BJ is. Also, the appearance of blood puts you at much higher risk for HIV and other STD's. I'd go to the GUM and get checked out for STD's and also ask them about the blood.
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I know, the thing is that I didn't quite know my limits so it's technically on me because I really didn't experience any pain, just some blood. Kind of phrased it in the wrong way since I didn't exactly cough it up, just spit it out later when I went to the bathroom to get some water.
As he had a condom on so I'm pretty sure I haven't been infected but I'll be sure to check it. Thank you so much for your concern though, it's greatly appreciated!
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I know, the thing is that I didn't quite know my limits so it's technically on me because I really didn't experience any pain, just some blood. Kind of phrased it in the wrong way since I didn't exactly cough it up, just spit it out later when I went to the bathroom to get some water.
As he had a condom on so I'm pretty sure I haven't been infected but I'll be sure to check it. Thank you so much for your concern though, it's greatly appreciated!
Well not sure he respected your boundaries if he was "super rough with deep throating" as you're saying yourself. It's great that you're enjoying the money but think about your health and safety first. Whether coughing up or spitting blood it's not normal.
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A lovely booking. Mid thirties, quite large but in a nice cuddlely way, very clean, respectful and really easy to get along with. Had booked half hour but when doing the paperwork he asked if he could up it to an hour...hell yes! ;D I think that because I'm new, only had 1 other client and no feedback on AW yet, that he booked 30mins as caution, but obviously liked what he saw...now that feels good!
Did have me worried at one point, was giving BJ and he went really quiet, never had that before as men always make nice comments about my oral skills, had to ask him if he was enjoying it...yes he was, so much so that he was speechless....phew, thank god for that!
I'm loving this work so far!!! ;D
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A fantastic cheerful scouser. I love them! RO was a bit of an ordeal but that's forgivable when they are as nice as him :)
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My last booking was HARD WORK! :FF
He was lovely on the phone and when he arrived but soon as he was horny he was such a complete creep!
He only wanted to wank himself off while i touched his nipples and he asked me about young teens( ages 12-16) and me as a young teen and it was all just a bit creepy and he kept going on and on and on and on. :-X :-[
Basically he was hinted at a over night and im SO glad he didnt have enough as i am thoroughly feeling uncomfortable just need my milk and dinner.
:-X :-X :-X
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I also had one who seemed fine on the phone but became a bossy, control freak when I arrived.
Tried to climb on top of me sans-condom and got a severe reprimand. Glad that I'm a seasoned Pro in my 40's and not a meek newcomer.
His flat was the filthiest I've seen in a long time too- the bath was knee deep in grime :-X
I did suspect he was on the Autistic Spectrum to be honest. Either that or he thought it was fine to treat sex workers as pieces of meat to be ordered around. He sat smoking afterwards - reeking out my best wig and outfit >:(
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This guy has been trying to book me since I started last July. My working in hotels and restricted working hours sort of played against our ever getting an appointment to suit us both. Since having my new in call place we were able to sort something out. I am I glad we did? You bet, he is the mist lovely big cuddly guy. Knows how to kiss, no slobbery stuff, is suitably well endowed without being ott. All round best guy.
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Had a young man wanting to tickle me! He phoned other day and I thought he was a timewaster as although he was lovely over the phone he lived about 40 miles away. But he did turn up and said he had tried 5 or 6 others but they either hung up on him or said not my thing thanks ;D It was ok, would do it again as long as they give a break now and again as I'd mentioned to him.
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I know, the thing is that I didn't quite know my limits so it's technically on me because I really didn't experience any pain, just some blood. Kind of phrased it in the wrong way since I didn't exactly cough it up, just spit it out later when I went to the bathroom to get some water.
As he had a condom on so I'm pretty sure I haven't been infected but I'll be sure to check it. Thank you so much for your concern though, it's greatly appreciated!
It's brilliant you feel content with your experiences, and I don't want to come across as some know it all (far from it only done this 3yrs) but just remember what you do is worth the money you charge , and plenty if girls like myself do covered oral, no touching bum holes (either end) and make a decent wage,In fact when I started I did loads I'd never do now and genuinely no difference,guys might make you think you have to offer certain services but I know that to be a complete lie now, they still come back
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I just had amazing client! Almost model looking, but not in sleek, posh way but with some tatooes, stubble etc. Soo good in sex and very interesting conversation! Hopefully he will visit again <3
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I had a really lovely guy this week for an early booking. I had seen him before and it was my kind of booking with a nice chat before the fun stuff. He also brought me my favourite perfume which is the best gift I've been given since starting back escorting (he also told me he is an avid reader of this forum... good job I only have great things to say about him lol)
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I had really lovely older gentleman, Perfect in every way, no boundary crossing etc and gentle. He bought me some very expensive lingerie and silk stockings :) Had a really fun time together and he left with a huge grin. Hope he books again soon ;)
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Just got home from a 6 hour appointment with a wonderful regular. Early 40's, fit, and an absolute stallion in bed. I would not want to have hours of sex with any other client, but with him I really enjoy it. It was mostly nonstop sex, some talking and youtube videos in between (haha), a couple showers together, and we ended with a nice meal at a cafe down the block and some interesting conversation. I would totally see him even if I wasn't being paid, but of course this is my business so he never needs to know that ;)
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Just got home from a 6 hour appointment with a wonderful regular. Early 40's, fit, and an absolute stallion in bed. I would not want to have hours of sex with any other client, but with him I really enjoy it. It was mostly nonstop sex, some talking and youtube videos in between (haha), a couple showers together, and we ended with a nice meal at a cafe down the block and some interesting conversation. I would totally see him even if I wasn't being paid, but of course this is my business so he never needs to know that ;)
Jeez I would love a regular like that. If it was any other client I wouldn't be able to take a sexathon, but if it was one I would shag for free that'd be my idea of heaven.
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Oh my gods, second time with this guy. He is amazing. Home from workng abroad seen him twice in three days. Younger than me but only about ten years. Good looking, relaxed and into sensual sex. Had the most amazing time and he may come back later, (we will take that with a pinch of salt) but would love him to. I could sex up with him all day and night.😉
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The condom slipped off inside me! Luckily he noticed straight away, stopped, and hadn't even been near to coming. I just couldn't get hold of it though, so had to ask him to help - the embarrassment! Thankfully, he's a lovely man I've seen a few times, so it was fine in the end. Phew.
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Lovley guy, very new to sex. Not sure if virgin. Eager to learn & very sweet. Sex the entire booking with encouragement from me on how to go about it (he told me he wanted complete guidance so we tried everything).
He was buff as f*ck so not sure where his lack of confidence comes other than lack of experience. But he was lovley so a happy day :) Nice after a lack of bookings yesterday.
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Same as always, same shit different day!
Work is work and I like to leave it behind me when I shut up shop! LOL
Gosh, do I sound like I've been doing this for too long......??
I see it as a job and a job I have to do but once it's out of hours I like to switch off!
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Same as always, same shit different day!
Work is work and I like to leave it behind me when I shut up shop! LOL
Gosh, do I sound like I've been doing this for too long......??
I see it as a job and a job I have to do but once it's out of hours I like to switch off!
I agree.when I read all these posts about having satisfying conversations and sex and really loving spending time with clients it reminds me of how I was when I started. I've done this 3yrs so I'm by no means a veteran, but I could never go back to that innocent way of thinking.
Pretty gutted as I used to have a great time working. Now I just seem to see through men and it's not so pretty
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Ive had 2 great bookings today, one with someone new and last with a regular.
Both very enjoyable and the reg made me cum ;D
I love how I earn my living :)
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Just had this really hot guy, who I thought was younger than me, but turned out that he is actually my age.....
Apparently it was the first time for him with an escort (not sure if I believe him).
The sex and everything was very sweet and lovely, super vanilla and we were both all shy and giggly....
Anyway, he is now texting me being all complimentary and asking me out for a drink sometime.
He is really cute, but I've never gone out for a drink with a cute client before and I'm not about to start now.
I really hate the young and good looking ones! I always feel so weird and awkward! Lol!
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Same as always, same shit different day!
Work is work and I like to leave it behind me when I shut up shop! LOL
Gosh, do I sound like I've been doing this for too long......??
I see it as a job and a job I have to do but once it's out of hours I like to switch off!
Absolutely spot on!
I don't lay back and think of England, I get on all fours and think of the new kitchen units he is paying for.
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Just had this really hot guy, who I thought was younger than me, but turned out that he is actually my age.....
Apparently it was the first time for him with an escort (not sure if I believe him).
The sex and everything was very sweet and lovely, super vanilla and we were both all shy and giggly....
Anyway, he is now texting me being all complimentary and asking me out for a drink sometime.
He is really cute, but I've never gone out for a drink with a cute client before and I'm not about to start now.
I really hate the young and good looking ones! I always feel so weird and awkward! Lol!
You'd be surprised by how many guys will do this with all the escorts they see, testing the waters for freebies. Don't give him the ego boost . May come across as sweet and shy but never usually the case underneath it all
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Same as always, same shit different day!
Work is work and I like to leave it behind me when I shut up shop! LOL
Gosh, do I sound like I've been doing this for too long......??
I see it as a job and a job I have to do but once it's out of hours I like to switch off!
+1!!
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My last booking was a horrible huge client who belittled me refused to pay me and told me i was fat ugly and not the girl in the photos :( (which is insane as it is me unless he somehow has my mixed up with someone else)
Im completely shaken up and feel genuinely terrible.
I had 4 lovely clients before him. and he totally canceled out my good feeling.
BLEHHHHHH :'(
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My last booking was a horrible huge client who belittled me refused to pay me and told me i was fat ugly and not the girl in the photos :( (which is insane as it is me unless he somehow has my mixed up with someone else)
Im completely shaken up and feel genuinely terrible.
I had 4 lovely clients before him. and he totally canceled out my good feeling.
BLEHHHHHH :'(
im so sorry jd *hugs* xx
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Wish I could have cloned today's client... One quick phone chat to book, followed my instructions, arrived promptly, handed over cash without any hesitation. Nice body, pretty cock, good kisser, smelled and tasted nice, friendly and polite.
It's men like him that keep you going when you have to deal with tossers!
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Just had a lovely guy. Reminded me what good this job can do sometimes, he see's escorts every week yet for him it's still like it's Christmas... he's so happy and really enjoys his 'hobby', his happiness was contagious.
I was a bit nervous at first as I noticed early on that he had serious stamina... but it didn't last the whole booking and so didn't leave me sore like I expected and after we had a really fun chat.
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Hard-bod rugby player.
Uber nervous and jumpy...
So I stopped being polite and calmly
called him a 'twat' and '...not that important'.
He said he was 'expecting a man with a baseball bat to come out of another room.'
So I said, 'Ok...if he did, you'd be dead'.
He thought about it for a minute, then gave me a hug ???
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Dude who wanted to go down on me for pretty much most of the booking. I don't really enjoy receiving oral much in the first place, but worse yet, I'm currently on the rag. Thankfully the Beppy tampon saved the day, but I was laying eggs there.
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How do you find these lovely generous guys?????
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Maybe this?
I get the hour to half hour thing all the time, usually when the dickhead has arrived late n decides he's not paying for the time he booked that has kept me waiting around wasting my time for the last 30mins. It seriously pisses me off n I argue the point but ultimately it ends up with me having to take the half hour or I lose out completely. Men who do this just shouldn't be allowed!!!
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I'm starting to feel a bit crap reading some of these. In 9yrs I've rarely had clients bring me gifts even on my birthday and never xmas. Never been tipped and certainly never had a clients regularly bring a gift every visit. I'm seriously wondering now what I'm doing wrong? How do you find these guys?????
I've had one gift since coming back to this job and maybe 2 tips. In 2 years. Don't feel down about it, some girls just get all the luck ;)
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I've had a few tips and 2 gifts in ,ehm a LOT of years. One "gift" was a box of teabags, the other a pair of silk boxer-shorts coz
that's what he wanted me to wear and I didn't have any.. ;)
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Seen him several times before. He asked me to park on his drive this time and to not wear my pink wig ( Sunday lunchtime paranoia :-\ ) I wore a black one instead and still wouldn't park on his drive ;D
He's nearly 7ft in his shiny red heels and was already wearing his lingerie..
He's not bothered about me changing, so I was in jeans and a cardie
He became very excited when his baby doll nightie covered my face and put his hands around my neck ( twice ). This, needless to say, gave me the jitters and for the first time in several years of Escorting gave me cause for concern :-\ I have had light hair-pulling before ( pre-wig days ) but never this..He was fine both times I swiftly removed them and apologised for making my earing fall out ( shouldn't be wearing them, I know )
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Phoenix, that sounds terrifying :(
I just had one of my favorite agency regulars. He's in his late 50s or early 60s and married and just a very sweet, respectful guy. He booked 1.5 hours which the agency doesn't advertise, but he didn't want to feel rushed and it was nice. We mostly had a glass of champagne which he brought and chatted. He gave me some financial advice (haha don't they all) which I don't need but it was nice to hear from someone who does that for a living. The time went by pretty quickly and he gave a very nice tip, so my day is off to a good start, but I'm feeling a little tired from my 3 sips of champagne...I have zero tolerance!
Keep in mind that I'm in the US and tipping is normal here for lots of things that don't require tips in Europe. I don't think I've had many tippers independently but probably half the agency clients tip, some really really well and some just a bit but it's always appreciated. Gifts are rarer but this client always brings wine or champagne and I have another who I love b/c he always brings me fresh fruit! Whenever he's booked I know I don't have to bring lunch that day ;D
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Dude who wanted to go down on me for pretty much most of the booking. I don't really enjoy receiving oral much in the first place, but worse yet, I'm currently on the rag. Thankfully the Beppy tampon saved the day, but I was laying eggs there.
That's TOO FUNNY HAHAHAHA
Was he aware you was on your rags? :p
My last client was a few weeks ago. Booked me as an indie & for 2 hours. I arrived at hos hotel room in Heathrow and he was already drunk when I came in. He kept giving me oral which I hate so the acting port star fake grunts had to happen. He started sniffing in front of me too which was uncomfortable.
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Dude who wanted to go down on me for pretty much most of the booking. I don't really enjoy receiving oral much in the first place, but worse yet, I'm currently on the rag. Thankfully the Beppy tampon saved the day, but I was laying eggs there.
That's TOO FUNNY HAHAHAHA
Was he aware you was on your rags? :p
Nope, I always just jam a Beppy in and hope for the best. XD
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Really nice young guy who I thought was a timewaster because he didn't have the cash when I arrived and then said he couldn't withdraw it, turned out his bank had blocked his card, quick call to the bank and he paid over my 3 hour rate for the inconvenience as well.
Dream client who was respectful and easygoing, 3 hours flew by. He can rebook any time :D
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Overnight with my hottest regular, slept 4 hours, Im knackered and happy :)
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It's been that long I can't remember my last booking.. ;)
Naw kidding, it was this morning, a guy who likes to kid on he's a schoolboy who needs spanked, he even brings his own,home-made
belt-thing, imagine if he got stopped by the police with that thing on him, he'd get done lol.
I'm dying for a nice, cheery, fun booking, I'm so, so bored...!!! v :FF
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Hot, hot, hot! Amazing guy, saw him twice already, and oh god, that body and muscles! and so handsome. Great sex, he got so into it I thought he'll tear me apart, but it was great fun. Clean, smart, handsome, left before time, just perfect ;D
The thing is I feel so self concious with great guys like that, I feel like I'm supposed to be size 6 model look beauty. But still they book me, so it's just my silly head, always thinking only about imperfections :/
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Not my most recent booking as I didnt have time to post about it yesterday but I had a DREAM BOOKING:
Attractive, sweet guy just wanted to cuddle and talk about Star Trek and Tolstoy for an hour. No sex. Just cuddling and chatting... about my two favourite things in the whole world.
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Not my most recent booking as I didnt have time to post about it yesterday but I had a DREAM BOOKING:
Attractive, sweet guy just wanted to cuddle and talk about Star Trek and Tolstoy for an hour. No sex. Just cuddling and chatting... about my two favourite things in the whole world.
Nice. Wish I had dream jobs.
But where is the chocolate cake in this dream lol :)
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Hot, hot, hot! Amazing guy, saw him twice already, and oh god, that body and muscles! and so handsome. Great sex, he got so into it I thought he'll tear me apart, but it was great fun. Clean, smart, handsome, left before time, just perfect ;D
The thing is I feel so self concious with great guys like that, I feel like I'm supposed to be size 6 model look beauty. But still they book me, so it's just my silly head, always thinking only about imperfections :/
Send him my way when you're done with him please!
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Had a client in London that was intelligent and attractive with a great body. Brought me my favourite wine, gave me a massage etc... after business was concluded we chatted about the economy and world finances... fuck me, I was in heaven.
Problem I'm left with is that I'm DYING for him to book me again, which is likely never going to happen as his job is traveling constantly, he was only in the UK for 24 hours and isn't based here. :'(
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Had a client in London that was intelligent and attractive with a great body. Brought me my favourite wine, gave me a massage etc... after business was concluded we chatted about the economy and world finances... fuck me, I was in heaven.
Problem I'm left with is that I'm DYING for him to book me again, which is likely never going to happen as his job is traveling constantly, he was only in the UK for 24 hours and isn't based here. :'(
lucky you, I occasionally get hot ones like that why cant they be regulars eh x
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I had amazing guy today! Beautiful face and body, paid for 2 hours, stayed bit over one hour and was happy to chat most of the time. Lovely cock, great kisser and made me come ;D I wish all of them would be like him!
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Youngish, cocky guy - who spat between my legs. Fucking gross! Then asked if I ever got anyone else as good as him. Diplomatic non-committal noise.
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Youngish, cocky guy - who spat between my legs. Fucking gross! Then asked if I ever got anyone else as good as him. Diplomatic non-committal noise.
That is so gross Kay I would have slapped him. Yuk! :o
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Polite, professional guy...who turned out to have quite a nice big cock.
Pleasantly suprised. :)
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My phone rang with a number from someone who had visited before (I save them with a V next to their name so I know I've seen them before). He turned up and as we headed upstairs he told me he'd never done this before! Don't know if he didn't remember seeing me or if he was testing me to see if I said I remembered him.
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Lost a sex toy up the nether regions of an old codger, never to seen again.
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Had a client in London that was intelligent and attractive with a great body. Brought me my favourite wine, gave me a massage etc... after business was concluded we chatted about the economy and world finances... fuck me, I was in heaven.
Problem I'm left with is that I'm DYING for him to book me again, which is likely never going to happen as his job is traveling constantly, he was only in the UK for 24 hours and isn't based here. :'(
It always sucks when you meet a wonderful client... and then they tell you they're moving, or they travel XDD
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My last client was a sweetheart... He had pretty bad PTSD, mostly just wanted to be held and listened too. I stayed a bit longer with him than I usually do. Very nice man, kinda damaged, lives alone, has trouble with nightmares and flashbacks.... I really appreciated being there for him, though I didn't really know what to say or how to comfort him. I guess he didn't really need words.
It's clients like that that make me love this job <3
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Not my last booking but a memorable one ;D
Out call 2 days ago, the guy booked me for massage only and said he cant have sex as he had some condoms issues but willing to pay me the out call rate.
Got there, the door opens and here he is, the most fit beatifull body, ripped, covered in tatoos handsome guy Ive seen in person ever :o
Long story short, he came twice during sex with condoms lol. Now he knows he can use condoms with the right girl ;D
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Experimenting with email bookings on my website
and as a result had a relaxed 2 hr booking with sweet,
muscled-up, armed forces client. Aawww too distracting.
Paying me...! :o
No silly texts, phone conversations or email ping pong...
re-thinking the phone thing now.
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Undressed down to my albeit rather sexy undies and he came in his pants (couldn't have been older than 20 bless him) one of the easiest bookings ever I think. Cleaned himself up and sent me on my way with my full hour fee and a "just wanted to cum to be honest" couldn't believe my luck!
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Lost a sex toy up the nether regions of an old codger, never to seen again.
Thank you for that!! Sublime ;D
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Lovely guy I have seen before but he is one of those with akward silences like he cant be arsed to talk to you.
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The last booking was with a reg it was a silent one for an hour of no talking just obey. It was a safe booking as was verbal only. He even left still no words from me. This was a bit odd.
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An older gent who wanted to try greek (both ways) for the first time in his life. Plenty fun, but I was so airheaded I forgot my dildo in the hotel. Doh. >.<
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Guy wanted to be whipped as hard as I could do it. I'm not a domme so I darn't do it lol. But the minute I did he came. My room mate was concerned as to what the hell was going on in my room all she heard was someone taking hits. I had to add in some sexy noises so they didn't freak out.
If pain floats his boat then what the hell. Nice guy i'd see him again.
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Caller was professional, polite but jittery about me having
his phone number as he's married...'I won't call him will I?'
I said '...as you're so anxious and paranoid I'm unable to accept you as a client.'
He called back, apologised and we had the session.
He'd said he was nervous as he read a lot of media piddle about trafficking etc
I'm British tho ???
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Today I had booking with feet fetishist and was asked to keep my feet very smelly. Wearing old trainers without socks didn't help much, so I had to rub french cheese on my feet. He couldn't tell the difference and was absolutely delighted ;D
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Today I had booking with feet fetishist and was asked to keep my feet very smelly. Wearing old trainers without socks didn't help much, so I had to rub french cheese on my feet. He couldn't tell the difference and was absolutely delighted ;D
OMG so clever! I'd never have thought of that Carol.
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Today I had booking with feet fetishist and was asked to keep my feet very smelly. Wearing old trainers without socks didn't help much, so I had to rub french cheese on my feet. He couldn't tell the difference and was absolutely delighted ;D
OMG so clever! I'd never have thought of that Carol.
lol, I wouldn't as well, someone who knows well types of french cheese helped me ;D
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An hour and a half full body massage with lingam massage. His bloody phone never stopped and he said he had to take them, very off putting. :FF
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An hour with a regular client I've been seeing for around a year now.. he's getting a bit strange and didn't seem happy at all that I'm going on tour to London next weekend so had a bit of an awkward moment where he seemed rather upset with me.. I just changed subject and moved on. He also CIM with no warning this is something I don't offer not even if paid extra so I was really upset with that.. His response was 'well we are friends now thought it be ok' :-( shame because he was a regular client for me but feel he's pushing boundaries now and maybe time to stop seeing him.
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Ridiculously boring social booking. Most of them are great but this guy and I had absolutely nothing in common and was ridiculously awkward, had no idea what to do or where to go... I'm pretty awkward myself and prefer any kind of session to be led by whoever's paying so it just turned into a total awkward-fest, but he enjoyed it because he told me he wants to meet again. I'm going to go ahead and turn him down on that front. ::) The best part was when he tried to full on snog me in the middle of the street which um, no. No, you're really not going to be handing over ?40 and expecting DFK which some full-service girls don't even do, and you're especially not going to expect it in the middle of the town I go to fucking uni in. It was bad enough walking around with his hand on my arse which I only just about put up with.
An hour with a regular client I've been seeing for around a year now.. he's getting a bit strange and didn't seem happy at all that I'm going on tour to London next weekend so had a bit of an awkward moment where he seemed rather upset with me.. I just changed subject and moved on. He also CIM with no warning this is something I don't offer not even if paid extra so I was really upset with that.. His response was 'well we are friends now thought it be ok' :-( shame because he was a regular client for me but feel he's pushing boundaries now and maybe time to stop seeing him.
Definitely stop seeing him, he's getting possessive and that kind of behaviour is not on.
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An hour with a regular client I've been seeing for around a year now.. he's getting a bit strange and didn't seem happy at all that I'm going on tour to London next weekend so had a bit of an awkward moment where he seemed rather upset with me.. I just changed subject and moved on. He also CIM with no warning this is something I don't offer not even if paid extra so I was really upset with that.. His response was 'well we are friends now thought it be ok' :-( shame because he was a regular client for me but feel he's pushing boundaries now and maybe time to stop seeing him.
Yup - time to drop this guy.
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An hour with a regular client I've been seeing for around a year now.. he's getting a bit strange and didn't seem happy at all that I'm going on tour to London next weekend so had a bit of an awkward moment where he seemed rather upset with me.. I just changed subject and moved on. He also CIM with no warning this is something I don't offer not even if paid extra so I was really upset with that.. His response was 'well we are friends now thought it be ok' :-( shame because he was a regular client for me but feel he's pushing boundaries now and maybe time to stop seeing him.
The CIM is SO not on - I'd have spat it back in his face!
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Yesterday I had a lovely elderly gentleman come to see me. He's in his 70s but still works (edit: better not say his job in case I out him.. let's just say his work makes a difference). Of course he wanted hard caning. So I got to beat the shit out of someones sweet, doddery old grandad. He loved it and I must admit the sadist in me enjoyed it too but if you'd told me years ago that my future job would involve tanning the hide off of someone with the gentle demeanor of Hyacinth Bucket's husband, Richard, I wouldn't have believed you.
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Yesterday I had a lovely elderly gentleman come to see me. He's in his 70s but still works (edit: better not say his job in case I out him.. let's just say his work makes a difference). Of course he wanted hard caning. So I got to beat the shit out of someones sweet, doddery old grandad. He loved it and I must admit the sadist in me enjoyed it too but if you'd told me years ago that my future job would involve tanning the hide off of someone with the gentle demeanor of Hyacinth Bucket's husband, Richard, I wouldn't have believed you.
A few years ago I had a guy just like that too. He told me he was a retired doctor and had emigrated to NZ but due to occupation had to be VERY careful at home. Did I believe him, in a word, NO. I don't believe a word they say though they would never know that.
Was fun caning him though. Guys in their 70's seem to enjoy this more than any other age group IME anyway.
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And I am back! In case anybody noticed I was gone ;D
Had met the love of my life last year and I took a break from part time working (have a full time office job as well). I just had my first client again after 6 months, I was nervous. As nervous as when I met my first client. I enjoyed the booking, it was femdom and he was a sweet guy.
It was weird and at the same time not weird to do a booking again after a break.
I am still together with my boyfriend but our relationship is not where I thought it would be at the moment. It will some day, I hope! But for the past few weeks I have been reading on this forum again and read the topic about giving up money for a man.... I am prepared to do that, but only if he is fully committed to me (since this is a part time thing and I wouldn't mind quitting for the right reason). Somehow... it didn't feel right at this moment to quit permanently. So I am back ;D ;D ;D
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Welcome back Mel ;D
Anastacia say it so much better at full volume!
'Cause I'm back
Yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back
Yes, I'm back'
(utube-'Back In Black' by Anastacia)
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Thanks Cheesypeas!! ;D :) :) :) :) It feels good to be back!!
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I do look forward to these type of bookings where they massage the whole body with their oils. With a bit of horny fun at the end.
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I do look forward to these type of bookings where they massage the whole body with their oils. With a bit of horny fun at the end.
I had one guy who did that, but then he emailed me expecting a discount on future bookings because I would get a massage.
If I want a massage, I will go and pay for one!
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So, my last booking was a walk out!! I've only had 3 in the last 4 years. No I'm not upset about it, no I wont let it get me down.
He was sooooooo not the kind of client I like, but because I'm not in my usual town, the accent made me a little off guard I suppose.
I don't usually see under 25 years old. This guy looked about 19, he was one of those young guys with trousers too low and walked with a kind of a swinging limp that he thought was swagger, you know the type?
He came in, looked me up and down and asked me what my price was, and mumbled something about his car and parking. My response was, I pointed to the front door and told him the door he used to come in is the door to use on the way out. He knows my prices and his car is absolutely fine wherever he parked it. Told him, if I'm not his type, thats fine, I get it, he's not my type either, but there's no need for the bullshit about prices and cars. He then said, yeah ok, i'll just go then. I said yes please and he left.
I think he would have been an awkward twat he he had gone ahead with the booking, so I dodged a bullet there!
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3 hour incall ?700 with an amazing man. :)
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There are times in a SW life when you find yourself pondering how did I get here? Today was that day for me. I had a booking with a rather buffed, fit, fine specimen of manhood, who at 10:30 in the morning upon arrival a)asked if I had a crack(read crystal meth) pipe. I answer no! He then b)preceded to grind it up with his lighter and snort a rather long line. I thought oh well there goes any fun I was planning on having with him. Well, what was beginning to look like a promising erection soon started to melt like the polar ice caps, leaving me with this hunky man, no erection to speak of, beating the damn thing into submission, for 2 hours!
So, what does an enterprising ho do in the midst all this? Get her self off and then spend the rest of the time watching him beat his dick into a numb coma talking utter and unmitigated shite. Then when I would get bored, I would wiggle my bum in his face, telling him how much I wanted him to come all over it. At one point, as he was standing over me, pulling on his ever shrinking dick, he said he had hope of it getting hard. Before I could stop myself I channeled Jessie Jackson, and with fist pumping action in the air said, "KEEP HOPE ALIVE! LET'S KEEP HOPE ALIVE!" Thinking to myself, cause your dick is dead!
Yes, these are the moments I live for.
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Lost a sex toy up the nether regions of an old codger, never to seen again.
Thank you for that!! Sublime ;D
This is actually what happened:
I have just had the most hilarious double booking with my GF, she is one of the funniest people in a booking you can have. The shit she says has me in hysterics. Well, today we were both in a booking with a rather old codger, who apparently liked his ass played with. Well, as we were working on him, me on his dick and she with a medium sized sex toy, I think she must have pushed a wee too hard, because the next thing I know, she is pulling on the condom trying to pull the toy out to no avail. Oh. Fuck. I pop over to my room to get gloves and an anal speculum, in the hope we can retrieve the wayward toy, all to no avail. We encourage the old fellow to go and have a poo, hoping that will dislodge the rather wayward toy. He flushes, so we aren't completely sure if it passed or not. He popped back into the room right as rain wanting his cock sucked and to carry on. God love a game goer. So either there is a sex toy logged in the plumbing system of hotel we are staying in, or it is lodged firmly up the nether regions of a 76yo gent currently roaming around town. All in a days work
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I honestly don't know what to think about my last meet.
Dude my age, somewhat high on uppers, pleasant to deal with and good in bed. At the same time, he was very clearly hitting on me ("Well, I'm single, just saying!") even after I have clearly told him that I'm taken and not interested. Duh.
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outcall to nice hotel with american client :D
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just now had a lovely guy wanted to have red lipstick kisses all over his chest and he wanted me to keep kissing him so he wore the lipstick lol :-*
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Well my last booking was a fail! The guy saw me, and told me he had to pass!
Pfft I don't know why, I don't get very much offended either because some people expect different faces with body's. I dunno, I've gotten walk outs a few time, but I've been told by many that I am exotic looking. Had a friend who was a model, she got walked out on plenty of times because she was to Caribbean looking apparently.
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Deadly quiet this week but can't grumble...
He looked 17, huge dick, ripped to the tits ;D
I bit his bum! lol :D
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Well my last booking was a little awkward.
Hot fit guy (still surprises me when they are mega hot) comes for an incall gets upstairs and pulls out a huge alan key/screwdriver looking thing out his inside jacket pocket. I immediatly freaked out started ranting about how my neighbour knew what I was doing, can't he see the camera and panic button....
Yeah the guy had a fake leg and was just going to unscrew it. Great booking after an epically awkward (thankfully humorous) long talk about prosthetics and hooker safety. Really interesting guy to talk with and ended up running over on time talking about traveling. :-)
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Deadly quiet this week but can't grumble...
He looked 17, huge dick, ripped to the tits ;D
I bit his bum! lol :D
Aww that's my least favourite client.!! Big dick for starters (I'm quite tight), will leave me sore, and the young ones can
be quite disrespectful and treat you like a piece of meat..
Definitely not tarring them all with the same brush tho, I have had some lovely young clients!! ;)
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my last booking (last night) was my dream client... very well spoken, v early 30's, smelt amazing, good looking, came in 10mins, had a shower, then left... why is it always the hot ones that don't want to hang around!
Maybe for the best, as I was crushing on him ;)
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Lovely, lovely man who was in London for a week booked me to spend a few hours on 4 out of the 6 nights that he was here with him. We got along very well with each other, his hygiene was always perfect and he wasn't a boundary pusher. I wish every client was like him!
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The trifecta of a bad booking with miss victoryrose:
- Really hot young guy that's just my type
- No good conversation/just wants to get straight to the sex
- Newbie to punting, has never seen an escort before
Note that any of these on their own and occasionally two of them combined don't necessarily make for a bad booking, but all at once? He left ten minutes early in a half hour booking, he did cum but I don't think he enjoyed himself. I hate having to lead the way. :( I don't know your body, I'm not some kind of sexual psychic! The fact he's hot makes me feel even worse about it. Sigh. Oh well.
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My booking today was with a man who I had a booking in October with. He was ok. He thought we really clicked... funny. I didn't agree but played along. When chit chat during a booking takes a lot of effort on my part, we don't click. Ah well, he paid 150 euros so 'me is happy ;D'!
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Not worked since Friday but on Wednesday had a 3 hour booking through AW with a lovely lovely older guy who bought me a massive box of chocolates and then proceeded to book another 3 hours on Friday. Normal guy, easy conversation, vanilla sex with lots of oral which I love. Oh if only they could all be like that! ;D
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This one was the one before the last one but I only just got time to post... My fave client so far, by a long stretch even though I've had a lot of lovely people.
So he walks through the door, he's Asian (I'm guessing Chinese) which I knew already from his name, and he is super cute. Like, ridiculously good looking, I actually thought he was over a decade younger than he was. Anyway, we are chatting a fair bit while sort of undressing etc. which I like better than purely having sex straight away OR droning on for ages, it's a nice combo of the two. Anyway he does a lot of this thing where he just kind of looks at/explores my body and takes his time - but even then he came in 20 mins! And we spent the rest of the time just talking, mostly about shows we watch (he has like every show in common with me) and uni (he went to my dream uni </3). He's really sweet and likeable. I notice we have fifteen mins left and I ask if he wants to go for another round to which he says he just enjoys chatting, and even asked if I had space tomorrow to book again, which I didn't have at the time he wanted. We reach the end. He's redressing etc. AND THEN he gave me a tip!!!! Like what the hell? I know it happens but I thought just with agency people. It was ?50 which is so nice of him. There are people out there that will joke about taking money away for having over half the booking be just talking. Anyway, he says he'd like to book again in August when I'm here again for a few hours of social etc. as well as private time so I really hope he does. After the mood I was in yesterday over some recent bad experiences in London I am feeling a lot better now. :D
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Rose, Lovely when it goes like that!... :D
2 hour booking. Mature gentleman, rare for me.
Charming and very toned...no chicken skin!
I know.. I'm a body nartzi :-\
Been dead past few weeks... so I'm
celebrating with a box of mini magnums!
Half my week's target made.
(Bet I don't get anything till Friday now lol ???)
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This one was the one before the last one but I only just got time to post... My fave client so far, by a long stretch even though I've had a lot of lovely people.
So he walks through the door, he's Asian (I'm guessing Chinese) which I knew already from his name, and he is super cute. Like, ridiculously good looking, I actually thought he was over a decade younger than he was. Anyway, we are chatting a fair bit while sort of undressing etc. which I like better than purely having sex straight away OR droning on for ages, it's a nice combo of the two. Anyway he does a lot of this thing where he just kind of looks at/explores my body and takes his time - but even then he came in 20 mins! And we spent the rest of the time just talking, mostly about shows we watch (he has like every show in common with me) and uni (he went to my dream uni </3). He's really sweet and likeable. I notice we have fifteen mins left and I ask if he wants to go for another round to which he says he just enjoys chatting, and even asked if I had space tomorrow to book again, which I didn't have at the time he wanted. We reach the end. He's redressing etc. AND THEN he gave me a tip!!!! Like what the hell? I know it happens but I thought just with agency people. It was ?50 which is so nice of him. There are people out there that will joke about taking money away for having over half the booking be just talking. Anyway, he says he'd like to book again in August when I'm here again for a few hours of social etc. as well as private time so I really hope he does. After the mood I was in yesterday over some recent bad experiences in London I am feeling a lot better now. :D
I have a client who gives me 'a little extra for the cab' after every booking. It makes my week after all the stupid questions, smelly ones and rudeness.
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He booked me again today. ;D
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Too cute, pretty boy..I pulled his hair,
He rubbed his cock all over my glasses. ???
Wouldn't let me take them off...;D
(You're dancing on clouds Ms VRose!)
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A man old enough to be my grandad. Got to say I hated every second.
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One hour with an innocent looking guy, early 30s maybe, dressed in jeans and a tshirt.
He wants the GFE. He's an amazing kisser, very touchy, very soft. Laughed when I half elbowed him in the face whilst taking my bra off.
That hour went to quickly, he can come back anytime haha.
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6ft of knee-wobbling British muscle.
Could have eaten him on a dry cracker. :P
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A dude who asked me what would my father think if he saw what I am doing. I was tempted to tell him that my father's dead, just to make him uncomfortable. ;D
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Head-fucker and a half...Don't see why you shouldn't.
Would be interesting if you did and spot if he got a boner or went limp. lol
Maybe he loves that kind of dark talk.
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lovely sounding guy, tried to book me previously when i wasn't able to take incalls. he'd noticed i have a couple of weeks ago been able to take incalls, so messages me today to book. wanted half an hour. all good.
he gets here, pays and we head to the bedroom. all is going well. he asks if he can cum twice and i say sure, if you can its all great! i lick his balls for a few minutes, and he wants me to get on top. i cum really quickly (odd for me actually) and he's just a few seconds later.
he gets all panicked looking and says i'm really sorry, i need to go i've not locked up properly! i actually think he meant it as well.
done and dusted in under 10 minutes.
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Guy who was obsessed with DATY.
DATY for 2 whole hours kept asking how many times I came :o
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by your smily i'm guessing nunce (not once for folk who don't' speak my weird local language haha)
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This could only happen to me?..
Guy rings my new number saying we have met before, he lives behind a pub in ( quaint village next to a large town )
As I hadn't been able to transfer my old phone contacts over, I had a quick scan of my Appts book to see he was correct and I would be happy to see him again..( public book I leave in my Car during a booking, so no personal notes )
Gets to the quaint village and oddly the Pub was on my right-not left as I'd thought. The ginnel behind the Pub that led to his home was different and-didn't he live in a little Terrace and NOT an Appt I had to climb outside steps to? The answer came when I saw him drunkenly lurch towards me - same postcode ( practically ) DIFFERENT village ( both began with W ) and the Client was not the sweet guy I'd thought I was visiting, but one of the worst bookings I had ever had..:(
Long story short, I pretended I remembered him fondly ( though it had ended badly, he was a complete nasty Prick ) and made the best of it..he appeared to be too drunk to do anything except stagger around making Coffee and offering cake ( and I had driven 43 miles for this )
Suffice to say being Anally rammed with a dry finger put an end to any hopes of a cordial intercourse. Social or bloody otherwise >:(
*I should add that I don't receive Anal play, nor deep fingering and we were just chatting as I sat on his knee. His action was aggressive and meant to antagonise me. C**T :(
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Suffice to say being Anally rammed with a dry finger put an end to any hopes of a cordial intercourse. Social or bloody otherwise >:(
*I should add that I don't receive Anal play, nor deep fingering and we were just chatting as I sat on his knee. His action was aggressive and meant to antagonise me. C**T :(
>:( That sounds horrible! What a loser.
I had my first day back doing incalls after taking 2 months mostly off and just seeing a couple regulars 2-4 times per week. It was bliss. I actually started to feel like a normal person again and not having so much sex made me actually want sex! But a girl's gotta make money, and I'll admit I do love my secret life, so I went back to hotel incall yesterday and had 6 appointments, a normal day. They were all pretty easy and mostly old regulars who prefer to see me at hotels. The last one was a regular who is very sweet, but so unattractive and his breath smells and he gets pretty intense trying to finger me even though I've told him a bunch of times that it feels uncomfortable. I keep seeing him b/c he's a really nice person and we always have a great chat after, but he always books me for 10/11 pm which is super late for me, and I'm so exhausted and ready to go home by that point that it takes a lot of energy to stay perky and act like I'm into it. It was worth it, he always leaves a $100 tip and I always get straight in the shower and then bolt as soon as he's gone.
Just two more this morning/afternoon and I'm done for the week, treating myself to a massage and a fancy lunch as my reward for getting back at it.
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The last client I saw, after he just came during sex, patted me on the thigh and said "Good girl".
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Nice chap, tired, hot, exhausted and rushed from a meeting.
I felt for him. He totally chilled out. Said he hadn't time
to masturbate this week so requested and paid for 2 pops.
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My last booking was an an Asian guy, my first. I do have on my profile I only see white /European guys and this is more cultural than racial. But he sounded polite and engaging, so as I have been wanting to rid myself of this stereotypical image I have, I agreed to see him. In his 40s but looked younger as he had said. Came in very chatty and complimentary reasonably good looking and got straight down to it. Probably lasted about 15 minutes and then spent the next 45 min talking about himself and his family, politics, religion, conspiracy theories he was adorable. I loved every minute of the booking. I told him it was my mums birthday and he gave me thirty quid to buy her flowers, he was so lovely. Said he will be regular, I do hope so. So glad I took the booking.
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The last client I saw, after he just came during sex, patted me on the thigh and said "Good girl".
Oh I HATE it when they do that!! I've got one that pats my head while I give him a blow job and says "Oh yeah,good girl" over and over..
I find it kinda creepy :o I put up with it though, coz he's a regular and apart from that a nice enough,
clean guy... And money's money, so it's a small price to pay if it makes him happy ;)
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Newbie , nice guy and ended with messy facial :)
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So happy you took the booking. I don't see loads of asian clients but when I do I find them charming and polite. Usually local business men.
My last booking was an an Asian guy, my first. I do have on my profile I only see white /European guys and this is more cultural than racial. But he sounded polite and engaging, so as I have been wanting to rid myself of this stereotypical image I have, I agreed to see him. In his 40s but looked younger as he had said. Came in very chatty and complimentary reasonably good looking and got straight down to it. Probably lasted about 15 minutes and then spent the next 45 min talking about himself and his family, politics, religion, conspiracy theories he was adorable. I loved every minute of the booking. I told him it was my mums birthday and he gave me thirty quid to buy her flowers, he was so lovely. Said he will be regular, I do hope so. So glad I took the booking.
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Outcall last night, nice guy, but obsessed with oral sex which if fine but during he kept saying over and over ' Look at that pussy, look at that pussy.
I wanted to say I can't bloody see it from here.
Was very very hard not to laugh, had to keep turning giggles into moans to pleasure!
He also called it (her?) a 'mega pussy'. I did laugh at that and said I was going to put that on my website!
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Was very very hard not to laugh, had to keep turning giggles into moans to pleasure!
This takes real talent, usually I laugh out of nerves but with the odd client I genuinely find they're acting ridiculous and can't help myself. ;D
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You know sometimes you get a mental image of someone from their voice? Youngish lad with a thick South Yorks accent. I was expecting perhaps a bit taller than average, maybe a little stocky. Opened the door to this 20-something Greek god who looked like he'd just done a modelling shoot for GQ. Happy days!
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Mine was been been a secretary been taken advance of by my boss it was panicked, forceful and rough. which is why its called role play I guess, my client got to behave quite rude and disrespectful until his rocks are off than his back to been the sweetest guy ever. Amazing!!
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Young Royal Navy Officer...just tooooooo fit and 'nasty-nice'.
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Extremely young rich pretty boy without the attitude, a pleasure.
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An older and very very wealthy regular who ALWAYS tries to get some sort of freebie. He's a great client but it just really annoys me. I'm not a Turkish market so stop trying to haggle about my prices you absolute pest :FF ???
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My last booking was a ''megasession'' with a regular. An hour one day, two hours the next and finally three hours on day three.
He claims to be sub and needs to be controlled, whilst asking for things throughout the session and trying to dictate the whole time. He's extremely hard work and day three was exhausting as I felt I was running out of creative activities. I'd had him in a cock cage for the three days, but he'd managed to cum with the damned thing on at home on the second night whilst watching porn.
I'm going to stuff him with a ball gag next time and tie him up so tight he's gonna feel a foot taller when he leaves! lol
Thanks for this thread, I needed to get that off my chest!
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Last client turned out to be a guy I went on a "date" with several years ago. Awkward. I was in 2 minds as to refuse the booking or not. It was like catching up with an old friend weirdly. Conversation got a bit morbid whilst he told me about nearly dying of blood clots on his chest. I discussed my various ailments too & recent near death experience. He wanted rimming but felt like he "respected me too much to try it" but I did it anyway {with a Dam}. I went 20 minutes over time, whoops.
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Mortality and sex! ...Yes, not the horniest combo.
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Sweaty and floppy.
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My last booking was a no show. Bleh... In another thread no shows were discussed. I am like more posters here: I dont text or email. I will not give them the satisfaction.
In 15 minutes a new client. I hope he shows up ;D
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No way this happend twice in a row to me!! I was just kidding in my previous post but this again is a no show. I wonder what's up in the air... pff..... what are statistically the odds? Really :FF
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Not my last one-he was a sweetheart-but who wants to know that? :P
The one before that was a typical cannabis-dealer type, took my largest strap-on with the greatest of pleasure. Actually very easy Gig.
The one before him was a very well paying dinner-date with a "Manc Gangster" ( his words ). Now an old man, he was arrogant and rude to most of the staff and spent 3 hours regalling me ( and all other eavesdroppers ) on his life of crime/travel/all the famous women he has shagged and his mega riches.
Became all meek in the room later.
Funny that :D
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'Husky' gentleman, borderline micropenis... Thirty minutes of sucking during which he barely spoke a word. Felt a little relieved when it was all over.
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Great guy, reverent :) 1.5 hour booking which was a great way to end the day on Monday.
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Fantastic guy, best in a VERY long time. Hot sex and I loved it!
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The perfect quickie - cheerful, immaculate young lad who was out the door in under ten minutes.
God I wish I could just do those all day long, one after the other.
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A very lovely but nervous guy, he lasted about two minutes when I gave him a blowjob (down to my amazing skillset, of course :P), and maybe three or four during round two. The poor guy actually came while I was still maneuvering him inside me, he was a bit embarassed.
We spent most of the hour cuddling and swapping drinking stories, it was really nice, just what I needed after a horrible, pushy cilent in the morning!
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The perfect quickie - cheerful, immaculate young lad who was out the door in under ten minutes.
God I wish I could just do those all day long, one after the other.
Ooh yes, sounds like bliss!
My last was a boundary pushing reg who insists that I beg for his bare cock (even though we always use condoms) and he always tries to push this. I am in control but it gets really boring. Also, he just fucks for the whole hour. Did bring a bottle of Prossecco which I got to drink last night so could have been worse!
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lad messaged me through AW earlier for tonight. i wasn't doing anything so said ok.
he messaged asking if we could go a little later as something had come up. no trouble i say. then he pushes back again. i reply i might not be doing much tonight, but i had been looking to just have a chilled night doing nothing. i say if he can get there within half an hour of the rescheduled booking then we could go ahead.
well, poor bloke hit every red (he said) on the way over, but made it. he was flustered as work stuff had kept him busier and later than anticipated. the only reason i let him push the time back the last time is he offered to compensate me for messing me around if i wanted to just call it off.
really glad i did as he was such a sweety. really chilled, cuddly booking. i actually had to do very little as he was all about pleasing me, and very good at it too surprisingly!
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An easy peasy role-play with a returning Client who had a star rating in my phone ( those rare bookings I will drop everything to attend, but never tell them that ;) )
Let myself in at the side door, collect the waiting Cash in the downstairs bathroom while I "change" ( have a wee and whip some stockings on )
Then a seduction role play where I demand he does all manner of naughty things to please me.
All done and almost home again by the time my 1 hr timer sounds. Perfect! :)
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A client who was lovely but laughed like a hyena. Extremely off putting! :-\
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A client that is the reason I love this job. He was into foot fetish and oral. So he gave me an incredibly good foot massage as well as great oral ;D. Me happy ;D ;D ;D
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Ab fab role play. Me auntie him grown nephew. such good fun, and he was good looking. Good clean fun. Loved every minute.
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'Husky' gentleman, borderline micropenis... Thirty minutes of sucking during which he barely spoke a word. Felt a little relieved when it was all over.
What is 'husky' please?
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A two hour duo booking this morning with no sex ;D
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'Husky' gentleman, borderline micropenis... Thirty minutes of sucking during which he barely spoke a word. Felt a little relieved when it was all over.
What is 'husky' please?
Urban dictionary says:
One who is fat while still maintaining a "proper" body shape. Husky people are usually of healthy weight.
I thought it meant like having a butch, gruff, grainy voice..
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'Husky' gentleman, borderline micropenis... Thirty minutes of sucking during which he barely spoke a word. Felt a little relieved when it was all over.
What is 'husky' please?
Urban dictionary says:
One who is fat while still maintaining a "proper" body shape. Husky people are usually of healthy weight.
I thought it meant like having a butch, gruff, grainy voice..
It does mean that too :)
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Thanks Emma and Red....so average cuddly guy who not a six pack
and never seen a gym I'm guessing.
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Short outcall with a returning customer - on a boat. He paid for an hour but was done and dropped me off in around 30 minutes. ;D
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the guy turns up dosnt want to talk much, hes quite and polite, his cock is limp and tiny he tell me not to touch it too much just to lick it ???
he then turn me on my side and thrusts his limp thing into my back and cums!
he then tell me thanks Madame and gets up dresses and leaves
where do they come from ? ::)
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New client. Turns up and we get chatting about food etc then he gets a call from the Mrs super suspicious about where he is and his lie is WEAK and not working in the least. So he gets off the phone, apologises saying he has to leave. Gives me ?50 and off he goes.
Well, that was easy money! Silly man, should learn to lie better. I got the impression she already knew something as the very first 'where are you' was suspicious (I could hear her end).
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New client, young, too good looking, put me on edge. Very good in bed. Why is it the handsome ones freak me out so much? :-[
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Young, entitled and thought he was going to fuck me then demand his money back with the flimsiest of excuses that I wasn't who he thought I'd be. Arsehole got short shrift from me and I terminated the booking, walking out with my full fee while he struggled to run after me pulling his jeans on and telling me to be quiet his neighbours will hear!
Funny how he only had this problem after he'd received his service and then couldn't cum/maintain his hard on. Pathetic. Don't try and call the shots AFTER you've paid and had your service that's just stupid.
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Mid 40 client, sounded rather posh on the phone and arrived looking very formal and quite slick but friendly. We had a quick chat, and after the shower when we go to the bedroom... - he blew my mind, he gave me some of the best oral I've ever had, I never usually enjoy oral, or come from it. I love it when clients surprise you in that way!
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A repeat visit from my new favourite, mid-30s fit sportsman. Smells and tastes divine. It took us aged to get undressed and down to it as we didn't want to stop kissing! One of those bookings that helps you make it through the crappy ones...
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Slightly chubby very shy young guy with pretty big cock, hadn't had sex for ages he said, wanted to come in my face, I knew there
was gonna be some load lol and was reluctant..
Wish I'd said no, it was everywhere, stuck in my eyelashes, in my hair.. grrr :FF
Washed it out of my eye straight away coz it's agony if you get in your eye! End up with a red eye for the rest of the day!
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Banged senseless for an hour by a pleasant bloke but blimey everyone is into ramming my cervix today! My next client is 23 so sleeves rolled up...
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Banged senseless for an hour by a pleasant bloke but blimey everyone is into ramming my cervix today! My next client is 23 so sleeves rolled up...
Yep just had the same. 38 sends a pic of himself, his face, not a cock. Surprise there then. Arrives, very nice suited and booted, chatty and complimentary. Wanted tights, turns out he wants to rip them off. Then says, I hope you like big cocks. I smile and no way am I going to say, wow yes it is big. It was. Continues to bang away at my cervix. Thank goodness it was only 45 min.
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2hr Outcall to a sweet elderly guy who had "never done anything like this before" and was most surprised and delighted how lovely it all is. 2 Coffees, chatting, spanking & strap-on and he promised to book again next fortnight, " I'm hooked now!!"
Bless, seemed a shame to mention that not only had he done the whole booking ( down to every last detail ) not 10 months since, but it was with me then too ;)
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2hr Outcall to a sweet elderly guy who had "never done anything like this before" and was most surprised and delighted how lovely it all is. 2 Coffees, chatting, spanking & strap-on and he promised to book again next fortnight, " I'm hooked now!!"
Bless, seemed a shame to mention that not only had he done the whole booking ( down to every last detail ) not 10 months since, but it was with me then too ;)
That's so funny...
Probably 'cheating' on you every month. :D
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Lovely guy and easy booking just the remedy required after that arsehole a few days ago :)
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2hr Outcall to a sweet elderly guy who had "never done anything like this before" and was most surprised and delighted how lovely it all is. 2 Coffees, chatting, spanking & strap-on and he promised to book again next fortnight, " I'm hooked now!!"
Bless, seemed a shame to mention that not only had he done the whole booking ( down to every last detail ) not 10 months since, but it was with me then too ;)
That's so funny...
Probably 'cheating' on you every month. :D
Thing is CP, this has happened 3 times in as many weeks
1st guys' face was a picture when I told him 20 minutes in, that this was not my 1st visit ( quick change of story from "Never" to "rarely done this before" ;D
2nd guy last week and, though he didn't claim to be a punting virgin, didn't once acknowledge I had seen him once before at a hotel..Xx
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LOL Phoenix, that's an odd stat.
Are they all over 95 or something? :o
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First for me - no sex - had a bit of a kiss and naked cuddle then he asked me out on a date! Told I have a fella but persisted and says he'll ring me to see if I've changed mind after he gets back of hols! Really really seems to want to date me! Easiest 80 I've ever made. Makes up for the guy who walked soon as I let him in yesterday!
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Told me he's teaching part of the course I'm on from next week....
One of my fav regulars, but that was more than a little awkward! Telling him about my course when he announced he was teaching the English part, Fml.
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A lecturer who's doing a bit of research linked back to psychology (BARELY!) and spent the whole booking trying to psycho-analyse me while asking me to lick his nipples and sucking WAY TOO HARD on mine.
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A lecturer who's doing a bit of research linked back to psychology (BARELY!) and spent the whole booking trying to psycho-analyse me while asking me to lick his nipples and sucking WAY TOO HARD on mine.
Welp, that sounds awful. My condolences. ;D
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A slightly chubby guy groping and slobbering all over me before we were even in the bedroom.. This went on for the whole half hour booking with orders; "move here, turn that leg there, untie your hair, go on top, kiss me again, lick my balls..." ::)
Aye aye captain.. I was glad when his time was up ;D
He was ok though, and clean, so not the worst booking in the world ;)
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A mature Japanese student so he said on the phone he turned out to be 25 20 years younger than me !!!!
He was very polite shy and respectful he cock was smallish so I offered anal all the time all he was worried about was weather I was comfortable .Next week he wants another booking but said he would like to be himself more !!!
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Walked straight through the door into the en suite and had a massive, stinking shit. Finally gave me the money, came back in the room and he was sitting starkers on my storage - all I kept thinking was I fucking hope you wiped your arse properly. First thing he said was 'I thought you were another girl, you know, the thinner one'. Spent the whole booking complaining about everything I done, 'most girls don't do OW, they all do OWO, you won't get any work', 'don't bounce on my cock just sit there', 'don't take your outfit off, I can fit my cock through there', 'so and so is my favourite she's the best at the agency', blah blah blah.
He didn't cum, if he did he would have complained about that too since I don't do CIM anymore.
Wanker. I just know he's going to be one of those ones who complain to the agency/write a bad review on the forums. One of those ones where I wish he just walked.
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Walked straight through the door into the en suite and had a massive, stinking shit. Finally gave me the money, came back in the room and he was sitting starkers on my storage - all I kept thinking was I fucking hope you wiped your arse properly. First thing he said was 'I thought you were another girl, you know, the thinner one'. Spent the whole booking complaining about everything I done, 'most girls don't do OW, they all do OWO, you won't get any work', 'don't bounce on my cock just sit there', 'don't take your outfit off, I can fit my cock through there', 'so and so is my favourite she's the best at the agency', blah blah blah.
He didn't cum, if he did he would have complained about that too since I don't do CIM anymore.
Wanker. I just know he's going to be one of those ones who complain to the agency/write a bad review on the forums. One of those ones where I wish he just walked.
What an absolute prick. Don't let it get to you.
I just had the most wonderful appointment with my favourite client, not seen him for a while. Into nearly everything I am and decided he wanted to be dominant tonight, as I'm very subby in the bedroom this made it absolutely PERFECT. Finished with catching up generally and a text letting me know he really enjoyed what we tried today. :)
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Second visit from a guy I've met back in April. Paid for 1.5 hour, had me stay only 30 minutes because he was rushing out for work shift, and wants to meet up in the morning again for another hour. ;D Can't complain.
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Was with Bono's stand-in - beat that, ladies! ;D
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Can't! ;D Does this make you the official authorised Groupie?
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A guy wanting oral, taking absolutely forever to come, because he was talking the whole way through!!
Expecting answers while I had his cock in my mouth :FF
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A guy wanting oral, taking absolutely forever to come, because he was talking the whole way through!!
Expecting answers while I had his cock in my mouth :FF
I HATE that. I'll just stop and chat until they get the hint. It's usually personal questions too
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Had one at 7pm who fell asleep after he came once. Last time it happened on a bj but this time it was about 50 mins into the booking. One of those who I thought was gonna have a heart attack when orgasming?? I went to the bathroom to freshen up then came back and he was out. Prodded and poked for a few mins then I had to use the throw to chuck him off the bed as it was after the hour. I got panicky throwing him off like that but if they're the type that can sleep through an earthquake then what else can I do?
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Maybe you could have tried to shake him up a bit and wake him?
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I did plus I prodded and poked him like I said but he just stirred and went back to sleep. I thought maybe he wasn't really asleep but he didn't seem like a weirdo. It was like the orgasm was too much for him. He didn't have a go when I threw him off as I told him when he was dressing that I was worried how long he might be there.
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Just had a missed call from a client I saw a few weeks ago. When he arrived I asked him to take a shower, which he agreed to as he said he hadn't had one for a few days(!). I could hear him taking a dump in my toilet while he was in the bathroom, I got all the sound effects including little moans as he was pushing. In the booking he kept squeezing me as if to check if I was real, and kept fishing for me to compliment him about his good looks, before admitting to be older than the top age I would see. I had already realised he was, but didn't want to embarrass him my turfing him out. As he was leaving, I realised his trousers had piss stains all over the groin area, thank god he had that shower...! :-X
Had another text from him today as he wanted to see me again, and I responded that I was unlikely to be available for a good few weeks to put him off. He then replied, 'How about a picture of you in your jeans to keep me entertained until we meet again'... I was sorely tempted to reply 'How about you sort out your urinary leakage issues', but didn't. Have a feeling that won't be the last I hear from this guy.
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Urgh - "a few days"??
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..oh dear, I felt a little sick reading that...he didn't need a shower he needed an industrial clean (a few days ffs) - and a dump in your premises - I know when mother natures calls she calls but honestly sound effects and all...if only people knew what we have to put up with- he sounded a right 'old' charmer!
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Kay - Yep, that's what he said. Can't believe he admitted to it! If he hadn't agreed to a shower I would have insisted..!
Heather - Haha, I've had worse. If you know you'll be loud, at least put the sink on or something. I guess at that age you're quite comfortable with yourself ;D I hate when clients go for a wee and don't close the door, I know we have been/will be intimate, but dude.. I don't need to hear that.
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..I know where did these men grow up, in barns, I agree I hate it when they pee, leave the door open and keep chatting to me, while they are peeing.... that made my day, . 'dude I don't need to hear that.....' I am going to say that next time a client takes a loud dump or pisses with the door open - 'hey dude I don't need to hear that' hahaa...
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Nice guy in his 30s has been coming to me almost weekly for a couple of months. Started off with an hour appointments as I didn't do half hours, he was done in twenty minutes I felt bad taking his money so offered him half hour which he took. Yesterday eve he came as usual we barely got in the bedroom when he was all over me, skirt up arsed spanked, cock out and cum all over my behind. All in seven minutes. Suit and tie all still in place. I still feel a little bad taking his money but I definately don't offer 15 minutes. He is so nice as well I would love to chat awhile.
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In the woods..........I got stung and bitched slapped by a tree >:(
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In the woods..........I got stung and bitched slapped by a tree >:(
How? What? Exhibitionist booking gone horrible wrong? Not sure I should be laughing, sorry but just so curious as to how that happened...
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It was on my regulars to-do list and mine as well plus it's cheaper than a hotel ( joke, I don't under any circumstances condone using the woods for in calls even if the call of nature calls ) : )
I was little red riding wood! wood being the operative word. I got more action from the twigs and the wild life than I did from my client.
He got scared every time a twig snapped so we spent most of the time undressing, dressing, undressing, dressing. Anyway we ended up not doing anything apart from lots of walking around, hiding from joggers and running from a giant bugs! I stupidly wore high heels.
He was at the front leading the way and obviously forgot that I'm only hobbit size so all the branches he went through ended up continually bitch slapping me in the face! >:( Today I have come up in rashes grr
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I had a client that I see every time I do incalls (I primarily do outcalls) who makes me uncomfortable whenever I see him because he's always talking about taking me out, despite us already acknowledging that I don't do unpaid meets and he is unwilling to pay me for my time if he's not getting laid. Anyway, he gets out the money and I leave it on the table when I go to freshen up. I come back and he asks 'I gave you the money, didn't I?' It's gone from the table and instantly know what's up, but don't want to accuse him and make it awkward. I pretend to look for the money whilst he is trying to kiss me and pull me into bed. I then say 'You know, I can't seem to find that cash anywhere.' He jumps up and immediately pulls it out of his jeans pocket saying 'Oh gosh, I must have picked it up accidentally. Sorry!'
I was steaming mad, but I continued with the booking. When I pulled back his foreskin there was all this... Matter underneath and it was hideous. He tried to say it was toilet paper but it looked more like pus. Fucking disgusting idiot. Then he tried to overstay by asking for 'post-coital cuddles' and talking incessantly whilst putting on his clothes and giving me this extended goodbye, punctuated by kisses. ARGH! Just get out, cunt, I have other clients.
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I had a client that I see every time I do incalls (I primarily do outcalls) who makes me uncomfortable whenever I see him because he's always talking about taking me out, despite us already acknowledging that I don't do unpaid meets and he is unwilling to pay me for my time if he's not getting laid. Anyway, he gets out the money and I leave it on the table when I go to freshen up. I come back and he asks 'I gave you the money, didn't I?' It's gone from the table and instantly know what's up, but don't want to accuse him and make it awkward. I pretend to look for the money whilst he is trying to kiss me and pull me into bed. I then say 'You know, I can't seem to find that cash anywhere.' He jumps up and immediately pulls it out of his jeans pocket saying 'Oh gosh, I must have picked it up accidentally. Sorry!'
I was steaming mad, but I continued with the booking. When I pulled back his foreskin there was all this... Matter underneath and it was hideous. He tried to say it was toilet paper but it looked more like pus. Fucking disgusting idiot. Then he tried to overstay by asking for 'post-coital cuddles' and talking incessantly whilst putting on his clothes and giving me this extended goodbye, punctuated by kisses. ARGH! Just get out, cunt, I have other clients.
= barred. Would have kicked him out as soon as he took back the money. Knobs
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^^ Definitely!
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Guys turns up, (I'd had him pegged as a no show). Pulls ?25 out of his pocket and said he thought he had more and where is the nearest cashpoint. Thankfully not too far away but I thought that would be the last I saw of him. Then he handed me ?20 and said he was serious and he'd be back soon! He came back.
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I had a client that I see every time I do incalls (I primarily do outcalls) who makes me uncomfortable whenever I see him because he's always talking about taking me out, despite us already acknowledging that I don't do unpaid meets and he is unwilling to pay me for my time if he's not getting laid. Anyway, he gets out the money and I leave it on the table when I go to freshen up. I come back and he asks 'I gave you the money, didn't I?' It's gone from the table and instantly know what's up, but don't want to accuse him and make it awkward. I pretend to look for the money whilst he is trying to kiss me and pull me into bed. I then say 'You know, I can't seem to find that cash anywhere.' He jumps up and immediately pulls it out of his jeans pocket saying 'Oh gosh, I must have picked it up accidentally. Sorry!'
I was steaming mad, but I continued with the booking. When I pulled back his foreskin there was all this... Matter underneath and it was hideous. He tried to say it was toilet paper but it looked more like pus. Fucking disgusting idiot. Then he tried to overstay by asking for 'post-coital cuddles' and talking incessantly whilst putting on his clothes and giving me this extended goodbye, punctuated by kisses. ARGH! Just get out, cunt, I have other clients.
Unbelievable..!!! I think I would've either slapped him or worse, or hit him over the head with something and took all the cash he had on him ;D
The cheek of it! He probably thought you wouldn't notice and get away with it..
Good on ye for being on the ball!!
I never leave the money lying about exactly for that reason, I try and put it in another room, or put it in a tin so I can hear it if they're
tampering with it if I have to leave the room..
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Guys turns up, (I'd had him pegged as a no show). Pulls ?25 out of his pocket and said he thought he had more and where is the nearest cashpoint. Thankfully not too far away but I thought that would be the last I saw of him. Then he handed me ?20 and said he was serious and he'd be back soon! He came back.
Reminds me of a guy I had a while ago doing the whole 'I left my wallet in the car' trick. Turns out he actually did, I watched him out of the window run down the street and run straight back! ;D
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Back from my holidays...
I'm a little round, porky blimp.
Client requests a bikini ???
I was going to throw it away last night in a mad clear-out.
He seemed to think it was best thing since sliced Hovis. :-\
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Very very attractive client, early 40s, who's been a regular for a few months. He's a nice guy and always books 2 hours, most of which we spend talking once we've taken care of bussiness. I like his bookings because it's just so easy and chill (even if I do run out of things to talk about)
Anyway, when he arrives he says this will be his last booking and doesn't give a reason, which is fine. Then just as the 2 hours are up, he starts crying :o And I mean REALLY REALLY crying, saying he is getting back together with his wife, and he is really sorry he has to leave me. He then starts clinging to me like I imagine a lost child would and just saying sorry, sorry, sorry.
I mean... what? I've never had anything like it. He seemed completely normal before that.... ::)
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Horrible when that happens Ellie.
Had a client do that when I was stripping...it's quite shocking.
Yet also mostly creepy.
I guess big boys do cry sometimes.
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Horrible when that happens Ellie.
Had a client do that when I was stripping...it's quite shocking.
Yet also mostly creepy.
I guess big boys do cry sometimes.
Haha, I can't possibly imagine anything more offputting while stripping than have a man suddenly burst out crying!
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Oh sorry Ellie....I worded that so totally wrong lol.
My mistake.
When I was a freelance stripper ..during an
'after show' social encounter. ;D
Again it was a wifey thing.
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A regular after a fun vannilla time he always has a massage at the end. He falls asleep so get showered then wake him up. An easy booking.
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Oh sorry Ellie....I worded that so totally wrong lol.
My mistake.
When I was a freelance stripper ..during an
'after show' social encounter. ;D
Again it was a wifey thing.
Haha! Reading it my way would have made it even more creepy :P
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Massive blazing row with last one. Just constantly kept putting me down throughout the booking, complaining about me not French kissing him (I actually did) complaining about me doing OW, complaining about my massage not being hard enough after I explained I'm an escort not a masseuse he said 'well you have a big body you should be stronger'. After that I just got up and said it doesn't matter, you have an attitude problem. He then got up and dressed shouting at me, I apologied profusely saying I know you paid good money and you haven't enjoyed yourself but you keep putting me down and making me feel like shit. Asked him not to book me again, he walked out the door shouting that I'm shit at my job (although he did cum), I told him to fuck off. Can't stop crying and I've NEVER had a client make me cry before.
Thankfully I've had lots of lovely clients today but that last one just made me feel so shit I can't even explain. I just felt constantly attacked and it was quite frightening how aggressive he was talking to me, even the other girl came out to make sure he left and that I was okay because she heard him shouting at me how all the other girls love him.
It's beyond me why some clients think that because they've paid, they can treat us like absolute shit
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Guys turns up, (I'd had him pegged as a no show). Pulls ?25 out of his pocket and said he thought he had more and where is the nearest cashpoint. Thankfully not too far away but I thought that would be the last I saw of him. Then he handed me ?20 and said he was serious and he'd be back soon! He came back.
Reminds me of a guy I had a while ago doing the whole 'I left my wallet in the car' trick. Turns out he actually did, I watched him out of the window run down the street and run straight back! ;D
I totally forgot about the "wallet in the car trick.."!! I thought I'd only ever had one walk-out (the guy seen the wrong football team on my wall ::), but I also had the wallet trick done to me once, so that makes it two!! ;D
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Totaly Ellie... ;D
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Totaly Ellie... ;D
If you'd managed to reduce a client to tears during a booking with only your stripping... I think I'd need to take some lessons from you ;D x
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A guy who kept trying it on with bb >:(
You'd think he'd know better being 71! Actually I find the more mature ones are the worst for this!
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New guy for an hour booking. Very energetic session, had me every which way. At the end he said 'bloody hell that was good, not bad for a couple of 50 year olds'.
I looked like I had been through the wringer. Hair all over the show, black under the eyes and steaming hot. But yeh, it was good.
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New guy for an hour booking. Very energetic session, had me every which way. At the end he said 'bloody hell that was good, not bad for a couple of 50 year olds'.
I looked like I had been through the wringer. Hair all over the show, black under the eyes and steaming hot. But yeh, it was good.
I love it when you find someone who you're compatible in bed with!
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Well I hate to post so close to a recent post of mine, but... Just had a guy who was my second client when I first started 15 months ago. He rang me out of the blue asking if I was still working out if the hotel I was in then. I explained I am now in a working flat. He writes poetry and last time recited from memory. I was impressed then and told him so. He remembered and brought his poetry tonight. After the usual proceedings he got his poetry out and read to me. I have to say, it was beautiful. It had me in tears. Not his intention and he was quite bemused. He left me with his poems, I love them. I love this job.
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I'm not gonna, coz you'll fall asleep reading it.. ;) (A whole hour of massaging, with 2 mins oral)
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Lovley gent, Had an Irish accent so I couldn't quite understand him hehe. Had the same sense of humor so the entire booking was just pure banter. Love it when we just clique. Some dudes are so hard to get a conversation out of even just small talk. He wanted normal stuff so happy in general. I needed to be lured back in as i've taken a few weeks off.
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Rocks up at 7:30 on a Sunday morning. My first thought was-crackhead. Yup I was right, Upon viewing his duck-step through the lobby on the CCTV, I was yup, this will be fun. I keep him focused and on point. But it was the conversation after that was enlightening. He was unemployed, nothing wrong with that, except he had apparently had an existential experience after working 10 years as a bank manager and wondered was this all? Quit his job without having another, with a mortgage and is basically sinking fast. Then he starts telling me about his psychotic crack addicted friend who was AWOL and dissociated from his family. I quietly mentioned, if he has considered going into rehab? He tells me he isn't an addict. I was like dude, it is 7:30 on a Sunday and you are still on a high from the weekend, not working, and no prospects. Nope, you aren't an addict at all! I love weekends.
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First timer (apparently. The 2 hour booking went fine until we took a break with 25 minutes to go. I returned from the toilet and he said he didn't want to be awkward but his partner had tracked him down and was stood outside by his car. Spent the next 25 minutes discussing what to do. No idea how she'd tracked him down. Apparently she doesn't even drive and he doesn't live particularly local. Ended up bundling him out the back gate and out by the side of adjourning houses. She wasn't there when he left but could have been pacing the road I guess.
All this sneaking has made me hungry!
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First timer (apparently. The 2 hour booking went fine until we took a break with 25 minutes to go. I returned from the toilet and he said he didn't want to be awkward but his partner had tracked him down and was stood outside by his car. Spent the next 25 minutes discussing what to do. No idea how she'd tracked him down. Apparently she doesn't even drive and he doesn't live particularly local. Ended up bundling him out the back gate and out by the side of adjourning houses. She wasn't there when he left but could have been pacing the road I guess.
All this sneaking has made me hungry!
Haha, but unfortunately you can track people's iphones now if you have their cloud information. It's a scary world out there. What happened to the good old days where clients could sneak behind their partners' backs and pay women for sex without having to worry about being tracked down!
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A lovely Emeriates guy who payed for my full hour rate just to touch my boobs & bum
No sex just touching & kissing and only stayed for 30 mins
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had an all day booking ( 3 till 10) yesterday with a lovely guy . we went and took some pics of the suspension bridge before some play and i got to dress him up as hes a cross dresser great fun!!! lush dinner too wish they were all like this x
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My last meet was with a regular I see every week for an overnight, dinner, bar & then of to bed ;) lovely guy but very OTT about everything :P
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A hotel Outcall with a 21 year old who was so intensely bossy and demanding, I seriously wondered-and eventually asked-if he was on the Autistic Spectrum? Anything to explain his character:("Do this/do that/now suck/lets have sex now/turn around/move faster/now 69-but I don't want to touch you ( er, thanks :-\ )Move your elbow/massage me again.,All of this within the first 10 Minutes!! )
Unfortunately not - he was just particularly unpleasant for no other reason than his own choosing :(
In 6+ years of Escorting, this was the first time I abandoned a booking midway through and returned half payment. Congratulations, you are officially my worst Client to date!
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Sweet, petite, young chap with a gigantisaurus schlong.
I feel like The Amazing 50 ft Woman beside him ???
It's all good :)
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Booking was going normally he was kneeling on the bed fingering me, I felt something warm on my arm which was down by my side - assumed it was pre-cum. He kept going and then started doing himself over my boobs then couldn't believe it when I saw wee come out!
He then proceeded to rub it into my boobs and asked if I was ok (he would've been able to tell by the look on my face that I wasn't!) I said no that (pointing to his cock and my boobs) is not ok....."i'll just cum then" he says! Cos I want him gone quickly as possible I let him finish. Couldn't believe it when I got up and saw the bed was soaked and that it had gone through onto the duvet >:(
I'm absolutely furious. I don't do any form of watersports and even if I did that wouldn't have been acceptable. Erghh feel so violated
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Kate, I've been involved in commercial domming,
BDSM and fetish scene/parties for years and
I agree, this is abuse.
He imposed this on you.
No prior discussion or agreement
No warning.
No mutual consent.
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Eeeuww - that's vile! Maybe post a warning?
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...that is so offensive...and disrespectful ....I don't offer WS and would be mortified if a client just went ahead without prior discussion. Disgusted.
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A regular who likes to have a chat and cuddle me in his living room, drinking nice chilled wine. Originally booked me for two hours and ended up staying for four ;D
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Lovely young guy, athletic body, abs I could lick all day.
Do I just remember the massive pretty willies?
Unreal...the man's a god :o
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You're just trying to make us all jealous, Cheesy - you byatch! :D
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Had a booking this morning with a really lovely guy. Got a new kitten so settled both cats in the bathroom before the booking.
Mid-sex I hear the kitten crying and splashing. Poor thing had fallen into the bath (I keep a little water in the bottom as my older cat thinks it's a toilet). Ran to her and she was soaked and shivering, poor thing was probably mildly hypothermic. So I apologised to the client and we sat for about 10 minutes while I tried to dry her off, give her warm milk and ease her shivering.
Most dramatic interlude in a booking I've had! The client was really understanding though. I offered him a bit of a discount for next time as I wasn't able to 100% focus after that even though I continued with the booking.
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Mid booking I often hear my cats flying about the house and clients look up a bit worried asking what was that!
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Them playing is common in my house during bookings, but she is so tiny she couldn't even get out of the water on her own, I felt terrible :'(
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You're just trying to make us all jealous, Cheesy - you byatch! :D
What can I say Kay...I'm just an evil Milf lol ;D
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I saw my lovely regular today, he likes sub girls which isn't actually a service I do but I do it with him, he can't get hard due to illness so I just play with him a bit while we cuddle and he tells me stories about his sex life from when he was younger.
The sub bit is just a little spanking.
Easy. I wish they were all like him.
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An hour booking with a client I saw years ago who was fantastic came over Friday
very sexy good fun could do with more like him
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See Nip Tuck?
That smoking hot guy this afternoon. Wearing Herm?s ffs!!!!!! I only wear Guerlain and Herm?s so boy felt in paradise!!!!!!! Made me come and come and he was so hot and so nice I SWEAR I wanted him on my Facebook :))))
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a bit of nightmare but got better
he was a new client asked If I could wear a business suit arrived done the money . French kissed ran his hands over my ass and legs and complains Im not wearing stockings under my trouser suit . I said I have some and can change . he says its not the same if you do that . He gets completely undressed but told me to keep my suit on on and suck him . I did this he was a bit rough and I told him to be more gentle !!!.
He was quite big and by the time I got undress and he licked me I was OK for him . He was slow and gentle I started to get really in to him .He kept kissing and gently biting my neck and I love this and felt comfortable with him .
He then offered me an extra 50 for anal I should have said no but I gave it to him . It hurt like hell I was not relaxed but he quickly cum thank god !!! We then talked and he was really nice in the end The time at the end drinking tea made me like him !
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New client who's going to see me again soon... I thought that the booking was going to be great as he was lovely to chat to. We spoke briefly about his previous experiences with escorts saying they offer DFK and not opening their mouth and then he said he liked anal. I thought I made it clear anal wasn't happening (he was paying me ?30 less than I usually charge for that amount of time because I bid on an rb).
Anyway, we go to the bedroom and he kisses me by lunging and sticking his tongue out as far as it will go and sort of spinning it around? It was bizarre. I just left my mouth open and tried not to throw up. 15 seconds later, he declares 'You kiss really well'??? He jabbed his dry finger into my bone dry vagina and when I put lube on his hands, he seemed to think it was okay to jab way harder. He did the same to my anus really painfully. I'm not sure how it's possible to painfully finger someone. It's never happened before in my year of escorting and fingers have hardly any girth. He also managed to cause me pain with his penis, despite being poorly endowed, with his jackhammer 'technique'. Midway through sex, he asks for anal despite me saying before that I charge more for it.
Afterwards, he gave me a small gift and paid for my taxi home. The disconnect between him inside and outside the bedroom was so confusing that I wasn't even upset afterwards. I just don't understand.
My partner is 8" and very thick, so sex with him is painful since the meeting with the client a few days ago.
He wants to book me again and seemed okay with my insistence that he pays my regular price. We'll see if the nmeeting materialises... Before you ask why I'm seeing rough client again, it's because I'm 4k away from never doing this job again. Every little helps me get there quicker. I fucking hate this job.
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Last night.
Two hours with a Tom Cruise look alike. Very well spoken, knew exactly what he was doing.
I was spoiled last night. I wish every booking was like that.
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Middle aged guy that practically shouts when he's talking. Halfway through I already knew he was going to push his luck for time. During sex he does these big toothy grins while staring at me, it's REALLY creepy and off putting.
Then finally get him to come right on the dot at the end of the booking (even at this I didn't immediately jump of the bed and get dressed, I gave him a couple of minutes to relax) and then he takes 15 minutes to get dressed despite my politely telling him to hurry up. Once he's dressed he picks up a cat toy to start playing with my cat... subtlety went out the window at this point and I told him he had to go.
I'm currently running a discount so 15 minutes free time is all the more rude/annoying/cheeky. I don't mind this happening occasionally with a regular but he was intentionally delaying leaving.
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Lunchtime booking walked in ....... quietly said to myself "thank you god"..... the man was beautiful..... if only all were like him! Although I am lucky to have some very good looking men :-)
Later booking, rugby built young man was so enthusiastic he broke the bed!!!!!!
It's all fun! x
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Shy, polite and perfect gentleman. Lovely booking and great way to end the night.
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One last night regular who is OK about 55 he just don't do it or me but he is paying me ;D
He has sex and likes to CIM and then kiss me French kissing an swapping cum . I don't think the taste of cum is great but I will do it !
Nice guy at 9am this morning we had a nice time I actually felt like he was gently making love to me very sweet and I felt so good If only everybody was like this !!
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Client walks in then asks what is on offer before staying. He thought there would be nothing left to do after he came. He left happy.
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Said he was 28 but looked younger to me. Told me on the phone he just wanted me to lie there and he would do all the work, because he cums too quick. He was a bit too rough. really liked biting, had to nip that in the bud, pulling hair, hands round throat. Not violent but a little to rough for me. Otherwise very nice and chatty. Had the biggest cock I have ever seen in my 58 years, like an elephants trunk. I never mention cock sizes, just don't like bigging thier egos. He text me later saying, you never mentioned the size of my cock, everybody I have sex with mentions it. I said I had seen it all before and it's not what you got but what you do with it.
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Nice young lad, very shy. Booked an hour. All going well until he withdrew to change position and I realised that my thrush tablet from last night was all over the condom. No wonder he didn't want 69 for long. Left after 30 mins. Mortified
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Nice young lad, very shy. Booked an hour. All going well until he withdrew to change position and I realised that my thrush tablet from last night was all over the condom. No wonder he didn't want 69 for long. Left after 30 mins. Mortified
lol that's brilliant! Those things always take around 3 days to dissolve I find.
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Nice young lad, very shy. Booked an hour. All going well until he withdrew to change position and I realised that my thrush tablet from last night was all over the condom. No wonder he didn't want 69 for long. Left after 30 mins. Mortified
lol that's brilliant! Those things always take around 3 days to dissolve I find.
Never used them before just read the packet saying it would be done overnight! Never been so embarrassed! And that includes a lot of embarrassing stuff, lol
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There seems to be no rhyme or reason with those things - sometimes they disappear completely overnight, other times white stuff comes out for 24-36h. But yes, embarrassing!
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lovely guy, last minute booking. turned up and was cute, funny and very respectful. was very good and started off my morning really well.
i love when you get someone through the door who is simply adorable.
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Well mine was lovely , a guy that I had seen in th UK and was in Dubai same time as me so I went to do an outcall at his lovely hotel
Everything was going great. He is a lovely guy someone you can have a good laugh with. So we did the deed, then we were chilling on the balcony and did the deed again ( on the balcony lol) and afterwards my leg started to cramp And ache a bit but thought it was just cramp.
well if you want to know the rest read my post in the touring section but to cut a long story short I ended up in hospital the next day on a IV morphine drip and got flown home as an emergency
I've still not recovered yet and that was two weeks ago.
It's one appointment I know I won't ever ever forget
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Well mine was lovely , a guy that I had seen in th UK and was in Dubai same time as me so I went to do an outcall at his lovely hotel
Everything was going great. He is a lovely guy someone you can have a good laugh with. So we did the deed, then we were chilling on the balcony and did the deed again ( on the balcony lol) and afterwards my leg started to cramp And ache a bit but thought it was just cramp.
well if you want to know the rest read my post in the touring section but to cut a long story short I ended up in hospital the next day on a IV morphine drip and got flown home as an emergency
I've still not recovered yet and that was two weeks ago.
It's one appointment I know I won't ever ever forget
Hmmm did the deed on the balcony... That's a lovely pic you can keep in your mind until you're back to fully functional:)
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I had drip all my used condoms on to my client's face, round his eyes and in his mouth whilst he wanked himself in ladies tights, telling him details of whose cum it was.
I then had to take pictures of him with 'condom eyes' and a 'condom mouth' like a cartoon.(Seriously, yes I did)
He was delighted I uploaded one to my private gallery. :-X
I'll tell you, girls, I went STRAIGHT to the bar for a Hurricane cocktail. ( 3 actually in the end)
(PS. Thank fuck for the black fake tan latex gloves I had in my suitcase) ::)
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Nice young lad, very shy. Booked an hour. All going well until he withdrew to change position and I realised that my thrush tablet from last night was all over the condom. No wonder he didn't want 69 for long. Left after 30 mins. Mortified
They do an internal thrush cream in an applicator now which is more effective and will avoid those embarrassing moments, Geordie. 8)
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Nice young lad, very shy. Booked an hour. All going well until he withdrew to change position and I realised that my thrush tablet from last night was all over the condom. No wonder he didn't want 69 for long. Left after 30 mins. Mortified
They do an internal thrush cream in an applicator now which is more effective and will avoid those embarrassing moments, Geordie. 8)
Thanks for the heads up! Thankfully I only get it around once a year if that
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I had drip all my used condoms on to my client's face, round his eyes and in his mouth whilst he wanked himself in ladies tights, telling him details of whose cum it was.
I then had to take pictures of him with 'condom eyes' and a 'condom mouth' like a cartoon.(Seriously, yes I did)
He was delighted I uploaded one to my private gallery. :-X
I'll tell you, girls, I went STRAIGHT to the bar for a Hurricane cocktail. ( 3 actually in the end)
(PS. Thank fuck for the black fake tan latex gloves I had in my suitcase) ::)
WOW! You have a stronger stomach then me
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Apparently golden showers and requesting a vessel of semen from a previous client constitutes as the GFE.
Apart from the incessant belching and feeling like I was being attacked by Shamu .....the booking went fine. >:(
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Dude walked in, I showed him my equipment, showed him the shower, encouraged him to use it. Sat down on the bed next to him, started talking about financials. He freaks out, makes an excuse that he is really nervous and wants to go out for a cigarette, he basically runs out, I knew he wasn't coming back :FF
then sends a single line text saying he was just too nervous to stay and it is his first time grrrr.
I am so glad I was doing it at my partner's venue rather than a dungeon so at least I didn't loose a deposit.
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Apparently golden showers and requesting a vessel of semen from a previous client constitutes as the GFE.
Apart from the incessant belching and feeling like I was being attacked by Shamu .....the booking went fine. >:(
Some of these posts are cracking me up!!!!
Your supposed to enjoy it remember!!!
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Some of these posts are cracking me up!!!!
Your supposed to enjoy it remember!!!
I enjoyed it when he got off me :)
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Nasty little cockney hood rat - turns up trying to haggle for full service quickie for 40 when he booked 30 minutes. I don't do quickies, especially not full service. Starts spouting BS about how much he spent at the bookies ??? fuckwit! Told him I'm not interested, it's irrelevant to me & there's the door. Starts getting lippy looking me up & down & saying "you think you're all that" so I open the door call him a dumb loser in a tracksuit as he leaves. Tosser!
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Definitely a, "Can I keep him?" Booking! Cute, lovely, polite, easy to talk to. Only stayed 15 minutes of his 30 minute booking though :(
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Just had a lovely gentleman he was a giggler he couldn't stop laughing .
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I have a lovely regular that acts like a child. About half way through the booking he will stop and say 'hehehe you're all naked'. We just take the piss out of each other through the whole booking, it's quite fun. Only downside with him is that he always has a hard time coming, it can be hard work.
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They called for two girls and we went there once inside they was so drunk father and son and the old man must have been like 90 tried to grab my boobs without sorting the cash and when we asked for money he started giggling saying "for what you must pay me dear i'm very experienced" he got up fell on the floor :-X and we decided to just walk out! As you can imagine pissed off :FF oh the joy of working saturday nights full of drunks :-X
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lovely guy, chatty and friendly. tipped me almost half the normal rate and was so nice i suggested we share a glass of wine after the booking. sometimes i love this job
really hope this one books again as it was such an easy, laid back booking. the time simply flew by
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One of my semi-regs, a charming, attractive well-spoken guy. Always books an hour hoping to cum twice but gets extremely excited and cums a bit too soon and can't try again. Gives me the most amazing compliments which he seems to mean. In physically good shape compared to many of my other clients of his age. Good sense of humour, asks funny ( but not too personal) questions. Wish all my clients were like him.
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Lovely guy who booked for 2 hours and left after 65 minutes. It happens so rarely it was nice!
One thing I wondered though, is why do older guys have such soft squidgy tongues?? lol
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My last booking tonight was a 2 hour outcall to meet a couple for a MFF meet. It was really good they were so nice and she was so hot I liked her great body and cute, this was my first booking of this kind i've only ever seen men as an escort. Yes i'm bisexual but i've not indulged that side in a long time, I forgot how amazing women are. He was much older but still very nice an articulate.
She did however squirt pee when she came not that i minded just not what i was expecting.
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Balding guy I'm guessing in his 40's, he paid and stuff nothing bad happened but he kept asking if I'm really my age and saying how young I look. I'm short and petite so I guess I can pass for younger but he was really obsessing over it and even asked if I have I.D to prove I'm over 18. I refused and he gave up but kept repeating how young and cute I look the whole time he was on top of me while grinning. I was happy to be out of there he was really creepy but he paid and didn't last long so could have been worse but it's one of those where time seems to go really slowly.
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Last night, after work meet in a hotel. Friend texts me beforehand telling me she wants to speak... Confident guy, bit cocky but perfectly pleasant. Just as I began to suck his dick my phone rings. I apologise. He dares me to take the call. I laugh it off. He starts offering me money to call back - it's a friend and I feel weird. He starts to haggle - one price to call my friend, another to call my mum(!)... I laugh it off, but feel a bit weirded out. The phone rings again. He tells me the offer still stands. I'm nervous but I take the call, tell my friend I can't talk long and make lots of interested noises while sucking this stranger's penis...
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A big hunky Anglo-Irish builder, who fell asleep after the first round, but rallied just in time for a second! :D
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Last night, after work meet in a hotel. Friend texts me beforehand telling me she wants to speak... Confident guy, bit cocky but perfectly pleasant. Just as I began to suck his dick my phone rings. I apologise. He dares me to take the call. I laugh it off. He starts offering me money to call back - it's a friend and I feel weird. He starts to haggle - one price to call my friend, another to call my mum(!)... I laugh it off, but feel a bit weirded out. The phone rings again. He tells me the offer still stands. I'm nervous but I take the call, tell my friend I can't talk long and make lots of interested noises while sucking this stranger's penis...
How much did you get for it? ;D
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How much did you get for it? ;D
Lol, will pm you - a nice little chunk of money ;) May arrange for someone to call me mid-appointment in future... seems a nice money spinner.
Clearly it succeeded in turning him on - went home with sore bits and an achy stomach after a really enthusiastic prodding...
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Had a few yesterday first guy nothing remarkable about him, Then an Indian guy in a suit kept talking about his business I think he was trying to impress me but I was sure he was faking it.
There was a fat guy who reminded me of comic book guy from The Simpsons he even had all the comics and anime figures, Then a guy who looked like that survival guy on TV who tells you how to live in the mountains and all that who was really sweet and gentle. After black guy who was big in all senses of the word who was not gentle at all the more uncomfortable I looked the more enthusiastic he seemed to get and he seemed to think my nipples were food. Went to a friends Halloween party after I finished up and could barely move was so sore. Couple of guys were flirting with me and I was just thinking if they touch me I'm going to beat them with a chair leg ;D.
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Young, handsome, slightly cocky but very pleasant with it. Half hour of multiple positions. Haven't been that bent and manipulated since I went for a Thai massage lol
Still, was a fun booking
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A regular who's actually a certified sex guru! I know most men think they are but he really is! Absolutely fascinating guy , really respectful and only wants to pleasure me.The only client who I don't mind taking advice from. There's a particular move he does with his little friend that sounds pretty nasty on paper but in practise feels sooooo good. I always request it when I see him. ;D
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i'm intrigued by this special move. feel free to pm the details lol
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i'm intrigued by this special move. feel free to pm the details lol
I pm'd you ;)
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After my horrible experience on Sunday with an idiot who only booked to objectify a woman in my opinion (obligatory post in W&W) I just had 2 hours with an absolute darling. He was lovely and made me feel so at ease after I admitted I was slightly nervous to go back to work. I'm back in the game, whose next haha.
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young client small cock that he lubricated after condom went on, i had to hold it in me until it got stiffer then he came, i dont know if he noticed i was gripping it with my fingers
the cock kept slipping out it wouldn't get harder, he wanked it then tried i dont usually do manual holding !!
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After my horrible experience on Sunday with an idiot who only booked to objectify a woman in my opinion (obligatory post in W&W) I just had 2 hours with an absolute darling. He was lovely and made me feel so at ease after I admitted I was slightly nervous to go back to work. I'm back in the game, whose next haha.
I swear whenever we get a twat through the escort gods are like sorry and give us then sweetest guyafter that. Always seems to work out like that
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Stunning guy, real Rugby buff body and model looks. Unfortunately, the sex-bit was every bit as rubbish as it always was with these body beautiful types from my wild and misspent youth, but between the sex, we actually got on fabulously..
It didn't end well, he had given me the green light to leave a teeny bit early ( 2 hour booking/came twice/Gone Midnight/45 min drive home for me ) but then, as I was half dressed to leave again, he came into the dressing room to ask me to stay the extra 15 minutes and perform another "Massage" - his word ( Blow/handjob ), issuing orders throughout. "Faster/slower/use your mouth/hand only now.."
When my security call came, I was off him and out the house without another word.
Bah,Pretty boys! Thank my lucky stars I no longer shag them for free 8)
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I had drip all my used condoms on to my client's face, round his eyes and in his mouth whilst he wanked himself in ladies tights, telling him details of whose cum it was.
I then had to take pictures of him with 'condom eyes' and a 'condom mouth' like a cartoon.(Seriously, yes I did)
He was delighted I uploaded one to my private gallery. :-X
I'll tell you, girls, I went STRAIGHT to the bar for a Hurricane cocktail. ( 3 actually in the end)
(PS. Thank fuck for the black fake tan latex gloves I had in my suitcase) ::)
I'm still rolling on the floor laughing after reading this -- it really made my night! ;D
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650pm and he calls announcing he his here for his 7pm. There are I am almost tripping over trying to get my stockings on, candles lit and chase the cat out the bedroom but on completion, I give him my flat number. It was dark so waited by the door to help him find me and a 6ft giant walks down the pathway. Then I notice his lips...I swear down they were ten times bigger than Leslie Ash's failed lip fillers. I invite him in and he smiles....omg...I was about to provide a service to Bugs Bunny! His teeth were huge!
We start to get down to it and in he leans to kiss me. I thought I might bounce of those huge rubber lips but oh no girls, he puckers up and sucks. My poor lips and tongue were sucked into his mouth and he sucked hard on my bottom lip gripping it with his teeth. If my hands hadn't of been on his chest I may well have been sucked right in.
RO, well all I can say is it felt like bugs bunny on speed as he scraped his teeth through the oral dam. I was trying to work out in my head if I should fake to escape this torture, but scared he might kiss me again, I battled on for a few minutes. He finally surfaced and I said a silent prayer to god for saving me. Moving back up towards me, he proceeds to rub my lady parts and I swear he thought it was a DIY project he was sanding down. Some fakery saved the day and he asked if I wanted to get on top or he should unload over my tits. I mumbled something about loving spunk on my tits just praying for an end and he obliged missing my tits and spraying my brand new bed spread!!
Girls, if you thinking about lip fillers then just ask for his number and you too can be sitting here like me looking like Leslie Ash. Off now to find some vodka and ice to help with the swelling.
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Not the last one but most memorable (few weeks back) - I've posted somewhere else about this. He was a cocky 21 year old, very gorgeous and full of himself by text. We met and he couldn't even look at me; too attractive to be an escort apparently (idiot fuckwit) expected me to be a dragon etc (stigma). Threw my fee at me and ran off on the pretence he had to get something out his car and ran off like a little bitch. Texted me a few days later apologising saying I intimidated him and can we have some 'free' time together to build his confidence!! How about feck off??
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Young guy, claimed to be 20 but looked younger. Energetic but had no idea what he was doing - I felt embarrassed during sex. Insisted on coming on my body and practically begged me to scrape a little off my chest and swallow it afterwards.
Took him forever to get him to finish. All very awkward.
Edited to correct mistakes made while frantically typing in the loos at work.
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Young guy, claimed to be 20 but looked younger. Energetic but had no idea what he was doing - I felt embarrassed during sex. Insisted on coming on my body and practically begged me to scrape a little off my chest and swallow it afterwards.
Took him forever to get him to finish. All very awkward.
Edited to correct mistakes made while frantically typing in the loos at work.
;D I think young men's maturity works opposite to dog years :o
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Young guy, claimed to be 20 but looked younger. Energetic but had no idea what he was doing - I felt embarrassed during sex. Insisted on coming on my body and practically begged me to scrape a little off my chest and swallow it afterwards.
Took him forever to get him to finish. All very awkward.
Edited to correct mistakes made while frantically typing in the loos at work.
Lol probably watched too much porn. You can usually tell the porn fanatics they come up with things like crazy positions or they want to blow their load on you. It's never like it is in porn they want to do it on my face and chest and then stand there admiring their handy work while I'm just sitting there waiting for them to hand me some wipes or something.
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I see this guy about once every 2 years, no more. Takes me on a guided tour of his - admittedly very lovely - home ( in summer I even get to see his garden and greenhouses :D )
The booking entails inserting dozens of his Butt-plug toys into him, changing toy every 30 seconds it seemed :-\ I have never known a man get through so much Lube ( his own ) and he changed to a different Lube just as often.
2 hours in and it was getting weary. When he asked what did I want, I cheekily said a back massage and received one ( albeit for less than 1 minute and a tad begrudgingly ).
I drew the line at washing his willy in his bidet for him. 1st time I have refused this for him, but it creeps me out for some reason.
Apart from all of that, he's a decent bloke and once every 2 years is do-able ;)
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Guy pushing 60, rolled around on the bed, covered oral then he dry humped my leg whilst wearing a condom until he came. I struggled to keep a straight face! Got dressed & off he went 10 mins earlier then expected.
More of those please ;D Ker-ching ?? easy money
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Guy pushing 60, rolled around on the bed, covered oral then he dry humped my leg whilst wearing a condom until he came. I struggled to keep a straight face! Got dressed & off he went 10 mins earlier then expected.
More of those please ;D Ker-ching ?? easy money
:o ;D ;D ;D
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4 hour booking with a regular. In his 50's he's in the area every couple of weeks since his company has an office nearby and he works there for a couple of days. He stays in hotels and invites me to come and visit him there the bookings have been getting longer he talked a bit this time about doing an overnight when he has more time to stay. Went to his room he ordered some food from room service and we made small talk over dinner since he travels it makes things easier because he just tells me stories of places he has been after dinner went for a shower. Sex was average started with me on top then he flipped me over. He does like to finish on me though which is not something I care for but not the worst thing in the world.
He paid plus tip up front he often gives me a bit extra so I like having this regular around. It's really just like having a date with a much older guy nothing too weird most of the time is just pillow talk. Guys who treat it more like a date where they know they are getting laid are more fun than the jobs where you feel like a faceless blow up doll.
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A very tired dude, who could neither stay hard nor mostly stay awake during one hour of blowjob and handjob attempts. Super-easy money if nothing else. ;D
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I'm posting lots this evening - is it a full moon tonight for our clients or what :FF
Seen ugliest guy on the planet today; dressed in green from head to toe - hoodie, cap, t-shirt, pants (non-green jeans :o) (52). Sent me a pic a little while ago saying 'remember this?'... A pic of his bent knob in all its hairy glory - am I supposed to get excited here FFS!! argh ::) :FF
Another - 'you remind me of my ex-girlfriend, I loved fucking her'; well she dumped your ass for a reason. Firstly, I'm not your girl and secondly, I'm busy doing stuff other than text titillation, so bysey bye
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Guy who was way too bloody nice for my liking...so much so that when I walked back to the car my legs were quivering. He kissed well and was gentle and sexy and oooooo my GOD. It doesn't bode well.
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Guy who was way too bloody nice for my liking...so much so that when I walked back to the car my legs were quivering. He kissed well and was gentle and sexy and oooooo my GOD. It doesn't bode well.
Oh goodness, this resonates so much with me too Shewolf. Recent guy of AW I'd happily see for free to be fair as this would be a little recompense for the not so attractive mooses we encounter, but I know it's dangerous territory, so I can't see him again, although I desperately want to and he's actively pursuing me, which isn't helping :FF
Be careful hun please; easier said than done I know as I'm there too and there are many posts on here... sometimes it's not always better the devil you know and we are all human after all :-*
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Guy who was way too bloody nice for my liking...so much so that when I walked back to the car my legs were quivering. He kissed well and was gentle and sexy and oooooo my GOD. It doesn't bode well.
Lol been there. Couple of weeks ago had a booking and he was the only client who made me orgasm from oral. It's like he had a map of all the areas that get me going because he hit every one of them and I just lost myself. Afterwards I'm laid there like "I'm getting paid for this..." usually them doing oral on me is my least favourite part of the booking.
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Oh gosh - secret spilling here but I rarely cum with my guys, but it's only with the ugly/old ones - maybe it's a confidence thing? x
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Nice enough guy but probably 30 years older than me and made mention of my "mature gentlemen only" statement in my ad by saying he was glad that I only wanted to see much older guys. As if mature means age, not level of maturity. Don't get me wrong, I don't have an upper age limit, was just surprised that he thought the opposite of "mature" is "young" instead of "immature."
He was okay looking and clean but seemed to want to pound something out of me (sex, not violence). I always think of it as jack rabbit sex. Does anyone else ever feel like the act of bucking away at a girl is a client's way of getting something that is bothering them out of their systems? I hope it worked for him.
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Opened the door to someone I recognised straight away as we've emailed on and off for more than a year re. online dating! He was a bit shocked when I said straight away "I know you!!" but we had a laugh about it and he was lovely.
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Opened the door to someone I recognised straight away as we've emailed on and off for more than a year re. online dating! He was a bit shocked when I said straight away "I know you!!" but we had a laugh about it and he was lovely.
Same thing happened to me yesterday, although he recognised me first. He already taken off his clothes, laying stark bollock naked on the bed playing with himself AWKWARD lol
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Absolute dream client last night, gorgeous looking, very very funny, drinks in the bar first, absolutely amazing in bed, died and went to heaven !! He rebooked for a few weeks time !! I was lying there thinking life doesn't get better than this, paid to be with this gorgeous man... Still have a big cheesy grin on my face this morning.... If only they were all like this?? !!
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A different booking a first for this request. I just was on the bed playing with two toys squirting for less than 5 mins. He sat on the bed fully clothed and paid for 30 minutes. :)
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I'm still in my first week of doing this job but I guess I can start posting here now! My last client tonight was a very nice polite man, very tall! Wasn't attracted to him but quite enjoyed the sex and he was good company, he complimented me lots. Loving this job so far!
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A well-endowed martial arts instructor... :-* Helped get over my annoyance with civvy man!
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Like a cheerleader lol, very complimentary and happy guy. If only every client was like my last one. I like it when they are vocal about what they like makes things 10x easier than mind reading.
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my last guy was a Swimming pool engineer - Nice guy, Nice guy, But I relay wanted a piece of toast after the booking so that was mainly on my mind. He thought I was amazing though and has rebooked for monday x
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Client arrives early. Comes to the end with 5 mins to go so I suggest shower and clothes. He pipes up that he books an hour so he wants his hour..........
Sorry mate you can't arrive early then expect that time added on to your booking. Ugh. I think he just didn't check the time when he arrived tbh but so rude to act as though I was robbing him of time. That doesn't in anyway benefit me especially as could be potentially dangerous to just Willy nilly doc time off bookings.
Anyone else experience that with folk arriving earlier than booked?
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Guy in his 50's or 60's balding wearing the ugliest puke green coat I've ever seen. I just wanted to take him shopping to buy him something that looked nice and didn't make him look old and boring. Booked an hour and spent like 40 minutes just talking and telling me his life story of working on trains as a conductor and the places he's been. After that he remembered he was paying me for sex and told me to get on my hands and knees and proceeded to do doggie to the rhythm of banana republic by boomtown rats.
After he looked upset like he'd just killed somebody and went to shower. He didn't say much after just grunted and got dressed then I showered and left him standing there looking depressed.
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Guy seemed normal on the phone, seemed normal as he walked in. Then as soon as he handed over the money he started moaning, grinding his hips and telling me to dominate him ... My face ??? for like a moment because of his complete change of demeanor. Then my inner face was like ::) while I was thinking. This is going to be a long booking. He came easily enough. Three times in 40 odd minutes. I just wish he'd sort of warned me so I could have prepared myself
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Guy seemed normal on the phone, seemed normal as he walked in. Then as soon as he handed over the money he started moaning, grinding his hips and telling me to dominate him ... My face ??? for like a moment because of his complete change of demeanor. Then my inner face was like ::) while I was thinking. This is going to be a long booking. He came easily enough. Three times in 40 odd minutes. I just wish he'd sort of warned me so I could have prepared myself
Grinding his hips?? My God. How bizarre.
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Guy seemed normal on the phone, seemed normal as he walked in. Then as soon as he handed over the money he started moaning, grinding his hips and telling me to dominate him ... My face ??? for like a moment because of his complete change of demeanor. Then my inner face was like ::) while I was thinking. This is going to be a long booking. He came easily enough. Three times in 40 odd minutes. I just wish he'd sort of warned me so I could have prepared myself
Grinding his hips?? My God. How bizarre.
I know, right? The images of him grinding the air and the words 'what the f*ck... ???' Going through my mind will make me chuckle for a while.
And the stupid noises... :-X My god, indeed.
Xx
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Swear the pattern latley has been sweetie, wanker, sweetie, wanker etc. The ying and yang continues lol Had the lovliest guy who i just clicked with. You know when it accidentally feels like a real date. Talking dorky haha. Ah well no harm no foul. (Can you tell my bf is out of town aka the only person who will let me chatter on about work :p I Swear I'll stop spam posting :p)
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Guy seemed normal on the phone, seemed normal as he walked in. Then as soon as he handed over the money he started moaning, grinding his hips and telling me to dominate him ... My face ??? for like a moment because of his complete change of demeanor. Then my inner face was like ::) while I was thinking. This is going to be a long booking. He came easily enough. Three times in 40 odd minutes. I just wish he'd sort of warned me so I could have prepared myself
Grinding his hips?? My God. How bizarre.
I know, right? The images of him grinding the air and the words 'what the f*ck... ???' Going through my mind will make me chuckle for a while.
And the stupid noises... :-X My god, indeed.
Xx
fucking weird, pardon my French...what sort of noises??
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Guy in his 50's or 60's balding wearing the ugliest puke green coat I've ever seen. I just wanted to take him shopping to buy him something that looked nice and didn't make him look old and boring. Booked an hour and spent like 40 minutes just talking and telling me his life story of working on trains as a conductor and the places he's been. After that he remembered he was paying me for sex and told me to get on my hands and knees and proceeded to do doggie to the rhythm of banana republic by boomtown rats.
After he looked upset like he'd just killed somebody and went to shower. He didn't say much after just grunted and got dressed then I showered and left him standing there looking depressed.
So sorry sweetie. Those are the ones that knock me off kilter a bit. I feel sad for them that they seem to have no one to talk to and then sad for them that they can't seem to enjoy what they paid for. Here's wishing you a jolly, fit and fun client to make up for this sad sack.
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Guy in his 50's or 60's balding wearing the ugliest puke green coat I've ever seen. I just wanted to take him shopping to buy him something that looked nice and didn't make him look old and boring. Booked an hour and spent like 40 minutes just talking and telling me his life story of working on trains as a conductor and the places he's been. After that he remembered he was paying me for sex and told me to get on my hands and knees and proceeded to do doggie to the rhythm of banana republic by boomtown rats.
After he looked upset like he'd just killed somebody and went to shower. He didn't say much after just grunted and got dressed then I showered and left him standing there looking depressed.
So sorry sweetie. Those are the ones that knock me off kilter a bit. I feel sad for them that they seem to have no one to talk to and then sad for them that they can't seem to enjoy what they paid for. Here's wishing you a jolly, fit and fun client to make up for this sad sack.
That is really funny (boomtown rats/green puke coat).
I had a liaison last night with a man who was so boring telling me about his family my smile felt like a grimace as it's hard smiling at someone when you want them to shut the hell up and it makes your face ache. One day one of them will cotton on to the fact that it is a grimace.
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I had a liaison last night with a man who was so boring telling me about his family my smile felt like a grimace as it's hard smiling at someone when you want them to shut the hell up and it makes your face ache. One day one of them will cotton on to the fact that it is a grimace.
The more men I meet the more I'm convinced most see only what they WANT to see. They look at your grimace and think "oh, looooook, she's smiling at me, she likeeeeeees me." ::)
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Well of course they see what they want to see. The 20 year old marketing herself as 18 is a daisy fresh 18 year old and he's the first client she saw today, She finds him really sexy and is fighting the urge to quit her job and marry him right now. Whatever keeps them happy I guess.
For every weird client I get I have plenty of nice ones I just remember odd experiences more since average or good ones tend to merge together but if something particularly odd happened I'll usually remember it vividly. Often I just remember stupid random things like this one time a guy is grunting away and I'm laid there just staring up at the really bad mould issue on his ceiling so I'm just wondering if I should bring up a decent mould remover he could get or at least tell him to contact his landlord.
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Opened the door to someone I recognised straight away as we've emailed on and off for more than a year re. online dating! He was a bit shocked when I said straight away "I know you!!" but we had a laugh about it and he was lovely.
Gosh this is why i am so scared to online date. You just have no idea who is looking at your photos lol. could be a client or soon to be client. Then you have to deal with the psychos that may try and steal your pics. Yes pics of my face. I am so paro about shit getting out. Plus, online dating is just BORING. I always try and give it a go but get bored soon as I sign up. yawn! I'd rather just naturally meet someone and click. Ain't no matter got time for that! Lol.
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Seen one guy 3 times this week; he wants to 'save' me I think... says I'm too good for this. Pffff, I don't need saving from anything. I love what I do thanks - see a guy, get paid, get rid in a limited time...simples! No emotional baggage, hang-ups or drama (mostly). Also said, if I need a plus one, he would be honoured to accompany me ha...really?? ::) It's pretty frustrating the assumptions that guys have about our reasoning for being a WG; mostly wrong, but hey, they tend to forget how you met them in the first place (how convenient) :FF Another asked if I could get him some wine glasses (he loved mine as hey were posh and sparkly as well as very unusual). He texted today asking if I'd had the chance to go get them... in my head, I'm like, 'no, get a person shopper or pay my rate for the hour to fetch them'. Additionally he wants to 'take me for a curry'.... yep, but the rate is applicable. Rather sit munching on a curry than on some unattractive dweeb, so bring it on ;D Mine's a madras with a cheeky white wine or 5 thanks
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My last booking was a guy I knew!! Haven't seen him for ages but we used to live together in student house! He was as shocked as me! but still went through with it haha. So weird... I expected to see someone I knew maybe eventually but not in my first 2 weeks of the job!!
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Last booking was last night - very well spoken on the phone, a few years older than me. It turns out that he is in the army. Welllll, when he turned up my jaw nearly hit the floor; what a gorgeous specimen of a man. He also had an immensely fit body as well as a huge tool. He's coming back on Wednesday... it's been the first time I've been a bit gooey over a client. It was an immensely enjoyable booking. I'm guessing on Wednesday that I won't need liquid silk to fake my excitement ;D
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I'm guessing on Wednesday that I won't need liquid silk to fake my excitement ;D
Always still use it though.
It's a big mistake not to use lube when you think you're not going to need it. Anything could happen, he might go on a long time or maybe it doesn't happen the same as you expect. In any case extra lube will make it feel even better for him. I never skip it.
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Thanks Roseanna - I do use lube every single time without fail; it's an absolute necessity ;D I was being tongue in cheek about not needing it :-*
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Dream client this afternoon - punctual, pleasant, attractive, my age (used to pensioners lately) ;D
One hour booking - little chat, upstairs, kit off, he gave me oral (very good ::)) and I gave him a blow job - he came very quick. No penetration, no requests, no weird 'ooooooo' noises, no face sucking; perfect :D
Was only here 40 minutes as he had the school run. Coming back Saturday - same please ::)
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Quite young guy probably mid to late twenties stocky like a Rugby player with a round face. Comes in really nervous the most I've ever seen a client be nervous sort of surprised he even turned up. After showering the poor thing was pretty much shaking when I approached him. Came within about 90 seconds of me touching him and we ended up spending a lot of time talking while he laid there looking flustered. He eventually was able to get it up and last long enough for sex but this time he was taking forever to finish and we had maybe 25 minutes left at this point. Just as I was about to get off him and say "Sorry but time's almost up" he finished. He showers and leaves without much of a word and then texts me later to say sorry for being so nervous but it was his first time and he'd really like to see me again soon.
Despite his nervousness it was fairly easy he barely touched me and just sort of let me go through my routine which he seemed happy enough with since I guess he had nothing to compare it to.
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A nice guy paid ?60 for Half hr was surprised too see his feedback after he's into hardcore dom but just did vanilla stuff I suppose you can never tell its always the quiet ones.
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Had a 1 hour booking earlier. Mid 40's I'd say, not much of a talker until after the sex, really tall guy probably 6ft 2, kind of ugly looking, good in bed I've had better he was quite big in the sack I couldn't get him all in until I orgasmed.
He came twice within like half a minute, I've never been with a bloke who has done that before, he was impressed very surprised at himself as he'd never done that before he said it must be because he found me very attractive and that he could get it all in that most girls can't take it. He's already booked me again for this Saturday. Another satisfied customer!
Has anyone else known a guy cum twice back to back? He did say he was on viagra though.
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( sorry, no idea how to part-quote so I'll just respond )
I used to see a fireman ( borrowed ropes and shackles from work 8) who would literally cum every minute or so, until the 90 minute session ended.
Thankfully, it was during manual only, so a fortune was saved in condoms ;)
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A 3 hour GFE dinner date with afters..... Yeah the afters was him keep trying to extend without spending more money, was very loud the hotel bar and kept talking about reverse bookings and AW.... It was SO obvious the only way I'd be with him was as a working girl, Hotel staff giving me really sympathetic looks....being so drunk he face planted into my boobs and then spent 30 mins trying to give me oral but actually was in my leg crease, really skinny older guy, prob 15 years older than he told me so late 60's... Nasty skinny stabby penis, covered with thickest condom I have and given oral..... Taxi kept delaying... escaped after nearly 5 hours of meeting.... You win some you lose some.... wants to meet me weekly.... I'll either be retiring, relocating or fully booked forever.....
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My sympathies are with you LML!
I just had a lovely older guy, first time with an escort, and totally amazed by me. Love bookings like this, if only they were all so simple but as LML says you win some you lose some.
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Lovely, friendly man, enthusiastic....but strong smell of shite half way through and onwards.
I'm still wondering what was occurring.
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Lovely, friendly man, enthusiastic....but strong smell of shite half way through and onwards.
I'm still wondering what was occurring.
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Eugh!!! what did you do? carry on or ask him if he'd just cacked the bed (professionally of course ;D) x
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Lovely, friendly man, enthusiastic....but strong smell of shite half way through and onwards.
I'm still wondering what was occurring.
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Eugh!!! what did you do? carry on or ask him if he'd just cacked the bed (professionally of course ;D) x
hahahahaha! 'Excuse me but have you just cacked yourself?'
No, I thought, sod it, I'm on top and his ass is nowhere near me. I just closed my eyes and breathed in :) x
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Lovely, friendly man, enthusiastic....but strong smell of shite half way through and onwards.
I'm still wondering what was occurring.
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Eugh!!! what did you do? carry on or ask him if he'd just cacked the bed (professionally of course ;D) x
hahahahaha! 'Excuse me but have you just cacked yourself?'
No, I thought, sod it, I'm on top and his ass is nowhere near me. I just closed my eyes and breathed in :) x
Ah, that's grim man!! In all fairness he may have been pretty mortified and hoped you wouldn't notice - If I was a guy and that happened and I knew it was me, my cock would have shrivelled up like a walnut whip :o x
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Oh yeah and I was in such a rush to get out the house to see him, I picked up odd stockings (one opaque and one fishnet) to change into once there. That is the 2nd time I have done that this week. Odd stockings.
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Lovely, friendly man, enthusiastic....but strong smell of shite half way through and onwards.
I'm still wondering what was occurring.
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Oh yeah and I was in such a rush to get out the house to see him, I picked up odd stockings (one opaque and one fishnet) to change into once there. That is the 2nd time I have done that this week. Odd stockings.
Flatulence? IBS? too many onion at lunch..
Just tell them it's a new trend with the stockings, we could all do it & get it going viral in our galleries lol
I use resealable sandwich bags to keep my paired things in, underwear & stockings. Very easy to grab & go too. Space saving in the suitcase/handbag aswell.
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Lovely, friendly man, enthusiastic....but strong smell of shite half way through and onwards.
I'm still wondering what was occurring.
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Oh yeah and I was in such a rush to get out the house to see him, I picked up odd stockings (one opaque and one fishnet) to change into once there. That is the 2nd time I have done that this week. Odd stockings.
Flatulence? IBS? too many onion at lunch..
Just tell them it's a new trend with the stockings, we could all do it & get it going viral in our galleries lol
I use resealable sandwich bags to keep my paired things in, underwear & stockings. Very easy to grab & go too. Space saving in the suitcase/handbag aswell.
Yes! 2 4 1 on stocking'ed legs x
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New client just left; lovely chap but extremely boring and chatted dribble.
The oddest thing - when he cum, it was like he was being tasered and this went on for about 20 seconds; I secretly was sniggering, although I panicked a bit and thought 'I fuck, I've killed him!'. Turns out he's still alive ;D
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New client just left; lovely chap but extremely boring and chatted dribble.
The oddest thing - when he cum, it was like he was being tasered and this went on for about 20 seconds; I secretly was sniggering, although I panicked a bit and thought 'I fuck, I've killed him!'. Turns out he's still alive ;D
If he had epilepsy that would have kinda sucked. But yeah had a few shakers. It's weirder when they start shaking before you have even really done anything I'm wondering if they are cold or something and they just say they can't stop it like they go into a spasm or something. The last client I had issues with after he finished was a big hairy rocker guy he was one of my repeat bookings and he was on top. I'm really tiny so I'm sort of just completely trapped between his man boobs as he heaves away then he finally finishes and pretty much passes out on top of me I had to physically nudge him awake and ask him to move because I couldn't breathe.
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phone call asking if i'm available, was literally just out the shower so explained i was still wet hair and no make up but ok
lovely guy, quickest half hour ever. ooh i enjoyed that!
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A blissful time talking to a great guy who did want a shag but then a headache interrupted his plans ;)
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I just seen a regular he spent a fair while kissing me all over and used some toys on me. Then turned on my front for him to do my back it was very relaxing. All he wanted was sex at the end. Bless him.
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Saw one of my regulars for a couple of hours in the afternoon. Chatted about his Xmas and some of the family members he only sees once a year then did the usual things he likes oral then me on top says he likes how I work my hips on him and he just moves his hands over me. I tend to prefer top too personally it's more work but I can control the rhythm and how hard or soft so much easier to get myself off than somebody just doing constant hurty stuff on top of me. He even bought me a present a set of bath salts and bubble bath and some flowers which was nice.
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Hello,
Saw a regular who pays me for 1 hour and we are always having sex for 25 minutes and cums 2 times. He is really very very quick.then we speak for 10 minutes and after that he always leave in 40 minutes under the fear of the phone from his wife.
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I actually was offered a bit of work on okcupid (i don't use it for escorting at all but he offered) and it was great! Probably shouldn't make a habit of it, but it was a welcome change from the norm. Plus he was one of my more attractive clients.
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Snuck into a hotel I was banned from half a year ago. That was a bit stressful. The client proceeded to be done in around 15 minutes flat and we spent rest of the meeting discussing politics. Quite okay with that. ;D
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My last booking was with an actor/comedian. He was in town for 4 days doing shows in my city. After his first show we took a selfie/vid for my snapchat and later that night i posted it ig/twitter and tagged him in it. He dm'ed me asking for my number. I was a little starstruck because I use to have a little crush on him, but I played it cool. He said if I could be very discreet, he'd love to see me. He always jokes on tv/radio about "paying for it", so I was veeeeery curious if he was serious about it. Needless to say he was very serious, and after our first round he offered me a LARGE sum of money to stay with him for the rest of his time here.. There was lots of sex, talking politics, discussing his peers, drinking and dancing. And he's even booked me for a week out in Los Angeles with him! yay!
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Just seen my first policeman! The first I've known of anyway!
Felt like I had to be on my best behaviour after he told me that lol.
A very enjoyable couple of hours, couple of rounds of sex and plenty of chat and laughs. Why can't they all be like that?!
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Older gentleman, fairly local to where I live (eek!) Absolutely hilarious time, brilliant sense of humour, skinny guy with body that looks 25 years younger than the head! Omg and the biggest most perfect willy you've ever seen!
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Farmer. Lived in a farm in the middle of nowhere. Drove miles in pitch black to get there. Scarey. He was really lovely. Had two lovely dogs and they sat on my knee. Booking was fine. Then he told me he wanted a girlfriend and I seemed ideal..................(WTF)
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Did my first overnight booking. He was a young guy the youngest I've accepted a booking from and it was only because he was so cooperative with everything that I felt he was serious. Paid for my train since I had to take an hour train ride to meet him also agreed to pay for my meals along with the overnight fee and he'd already had a hotel and concert ticket paid for. So really I was paid to go on a date to a concert and be taken out for a nice meal. He was a polite guy had that hipster look that most former media students now working in the industry have. A bit shy just seemed he had some bad luck with women and lost his confidence with dating. Dinner went fine concert was fine. We went to a club after for a while and had a nice time. I can talk a lot and entertain when I need to I'm also a pretty great dancer ;D. Went back to the hotel room and got intimate. He bought me some Ben & Jerry's on the way back and had to wait for it to melt a bit. We did stuff after I arrived to the hotel also but for the whole time I was there twice was a lot less than I was expecting it to be. Had visions of him being all over me constantly but it was all pretty standard.
Only downside came when I was leaving and he decided to go for his Pretty Woman moment. Poured himself out how he has feelings for me and all that. Was very awkward. I handled it in my usual practical way. I thanked him for his business gave him a kiss on the cheek and said that I hope he considers booking me again. He looked a bit disheartened but I think it bought him back to earth as far as what was happening between us. I didn't really want to indulge somebodies fantasies. Apart from that moment the rest was a lot of fun and made up for some quiet days as far as bookings this week.
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Not a booking as such. Was on Saturday.
An electrician came round to put two nice light fittings up in my living room, on the phone he quoted me ?60.
Really nice guy, married, ok looking, 46. We were talking I admitted I'm an escort, he asked what kind of money do I get so I told him I charge ?200/hour (?120 but he don't know that). Long story short we agreed he would fit my new lights for free if I give him a blowjob.
Now I'm normally not into how a cock looks, most I find look ugly. But this guys cock was simply gorgeous!!! it looked perfect, circumcised, thick and long (9"?) with a really nice looking knob, and not quite rock solid just the way I like them. When I was giving him a blowjob I could feel myself getting really wet I wanted him in me lol. So I took his hand and walked him to the bedroom, I got on top I was dying for it and I think that might be the fastest I've ever came it was so easy. Then he eagerly quickly got on top for missionary so he could finish. For brief sex that was absolutely amazing.
He's coming round to see me again tomorrow at 4pm :o ;D
He thinks I charge ?200/hour so I told him I can do it for ?100 and then his face lit up lol
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'I was dying for it and I think that might be the fastest I've ever came it was so easy'
This doesn't bode well. You'll be falling for this guy!
;D
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outcall to a lovely hotel. larger guy who wanted someone to swallow. he came in about 20 mins and paid me for an hour ;D
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Outcall to country house hotel. The guy stays there every week and has done for months and all the staff know him well. He brought me in and I felt like I was scrutinised. I almost expected the cameras to move as I walked by (or the moose's eyes to follow me-the stuffed moose heehee). It was a posh place like Downton Abbey and he told them we had been looking over presentations. How cringe worthy.
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'I was dying for it and I think that might be the fastest I've ever came it was so easy'
This doesn't bode well. You'll be falling for this guy!
;D
Depends on the size of his wallet ;)
Haha, seriously though, I'm 24, he's 46 so a bit too old for anything serious, and he's married.
His cock tho, any time, any place. Really its that nice. If only he was like 10 years younger I could make-do with the rest of him!
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A hour incall with a guy who is a violinist for a well know orchestra.
Mid 30's giant Irish guy. Super shy, and only came once by owo/bbbj.
Tried a second round but he was too sensitive.
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Last man of my tour to Southampton. Nice man and all was going well. 40 minutes in and I'm massaging his bum cheeks and crack when the fire alarm went off!
Luckily for me he'd wanted a clothed massage so I just had to pull my coat and boots on. He had to get completely dressed in a hurry to the deafening sound of the fire alarm. We had to do the walk of shame as we were the last ones out by quite a bit. Clearly no one else had been naked in the hotel at the time!
Glad I use massage lotion and not oil as it would have made a right mess of his clothes. Five minutes later we're back in and I'm working those bum cheeks again. ;D
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Booking with a Doctor. He was foreign but spoke very good English with a bit of an accent probably from India/Pakistan something like that. Looked like he came in straight from work he was nicely dressed in a suit with glasses and carrying a briefcase.Had quite a thing for feet kept complimenting my small feet while rubbing them and licking them. I think if I didn't cut him off and moved into my routine he would have done that for the whole session but it was too strange a feeling having somebody sucking my toes that enthusiastically.
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A lovely giggly guy originally from Hungary. Spent the whole half hour groping, humping and squeezing me! Didn't want any sexual services. Made me feel like a goddess all the way through saying I was amazing, beautiful etc...!!
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Clinical Psychologist. Told me this theory about why women get into escorting (!)...
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Clinical Psychologist. Told me this theory about why women get into escorting (!)...
Tell all Shewolf!
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The usual one (yawn) x ::)
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The usual one (yawn) x ::)
Oh what a shame. I was looking forward to something enlightening lol
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Lol it's funny when people think they can put you in a category based on their own assumptions. You always get the guys who think they can figure you out.
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Half hour with a reg who spent most of the time kissing every part of my body including my hair. ::)
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The usual one (yawn) x ::)
Oh what a shame. I was looking forward to something enlightening lol
OK. He said...that the ladies he has seen are, in his view, locked in a cycle of abuse...that they relish living 'on the margins' and began escorting due to a financial 'crisis' of some form but actually this was just a catalyst as they were actually subconsciously leading up to it for years. He said they are all feisty types of women.
I have to add, although his views would imply he was contributing to the continuation of the above 'cycle', he still went ahead and did it :)
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PS I will probably be seeing him again (as I have no scruples) so if you want me to ask him anything, let me know haha
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The usual one (yawn) x ::)
Oh what a shame. I was looking forward to something enlightening lol
OK. He said...that the ladies he has seen are, in his view, locked in a cycle of abuse...that they relish living 'on the margins' and began escorting due to a financial 'crisis' of some form but actually this was just a catalyst as they were actually subconsciously leading up to it for years. He said they are all feisty types of women.
I have to add, although his views would imply he was contributing to the continuation of the above 'cycle', he still went ahead and did it :)
It cracks me up I've heard this before. So its ok for him to analyse, of course he's completely objective considering what hes doing :FF
I also once met with a guy who was in analysis becasuse he was seeing wgs. He totally couldn't see (tho I could) that he was totally in denial. Basically he was trying to resist....but was seeing wgs anyway.....then beat himself up about it.....then abstained for a while.......then back in the cycle.
So when I said well why don't you just see the wgs...and forget the blaming cycle he said thats exactly what his therapist had said!
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Funny aren't they.
The psychologist guy was arrogant, I could tell.
Thing with guys like this, I have a perverted need to challenge what they say in a very nice manner so as to make them feel like twats :)
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Thing with guys like this, I have a perverted need to challenge what they say in a very nice manner so as to make them feel like twats :)
I sometimes love to do this, in a way they don't quite realise at the time but is very satisfying..........
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A monthly regular. An old guy, I'm the first escort he's seen and he's been seeing me a few months ( I get a lot of these guys!); So he thinks everything I do is mega amazing etc which I certainly don't mind. ....he's a little (unintentionally) rough (and ready) so I am having to say this to him a few times. That being said he's a perfectly nice genuine working class guy.
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I got hog tied and had my lady bits massaged for a couple of hours. ;D Mature silver fox...very sexy ;D
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wow
booking i thought was going to be a rather dull affair was rather bloody good. fit bloke, good chat, rather good at the old heave ho, chatted way too long after dressing though, but i was enjoying the discussion so wasn't exactly throwing him out the door. good end to the day.
now, where is that wine?
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I went to see a guy who had lots of good feedback on AW. Loads of escorts saying how big his widger was. So there was me waiting to see this massive thing....but I was most disappointed. It was rather small and flaccid even with a cock ring squeezing the life out of it. I don't know what that feedback was all about..............? I was so bored trying to bring it to life, I was tilting my head to try and see the time on the clock. I even asked him what time it was half an hour before the end haha as I have predicted wrongly. It felt like I was there for hours and it was only 2.
Worst thing though was the noises he was making. His voice sounded female.
He had a partner, apparently. How I wonder??
I think this is one for the Bad Memory Bank. Men like this make me miss my ex who was good in bed.
I have never seen so much male fat since doing this work.
Grim. This is why a one hour apt is always best first time you meet I think.
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An overnight with a new client, all went smoothly and I drank more coffee and energy drinks in one evening than in the whole week prior to that. ;D
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That's why I don't take much notice of feedback.I think some women just write flattering bollocks to try and get the client to come back and to avoid shitty feedback their way.I just keep it useful rather than simpering.I.e prompt,respectful happy to see again rather than going on about dick size or prowess.
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That's why I don't take much notice of feedback.I think some women just write flattering bollocks to try and get the client to come back and to avoid shitty feedback their way
I tell you what, Bibi, it does go to show a lot of the reviews could be absolute bollocks. Weird isn't it. I wouldn't arse lick anyone, bad review or bad review haha.
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First ever booking today!! Was with an absolutely lovely guy. Great kisser, attractive, polite & respectful, lovely willy ;D really couldn't have asked for a better first client. He didn't even want full sex, just a hj & bj. I wanted to fuck him lol ;D he's welcome back any time!
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First ever booking today!! Was with an absolutely lovely guy. Great kisser, attractive, polite & respectful, lovely willy ;D really couldn't have asked for a better first client. He didn't even want full sex, just a hj & bj. I wanted to fuck him lol ;D he's welcome back any time!
Glad its going well for you Poppy
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First ever booking today!! Was with an absolutely lovely guy. Great kisser, attractive, polite & respectful, lovely willy ;D really couldn't have asked for a better first client. He didn't even want full sex, just a hj & bj. I wanted to fuck him lol ;D he's welcome back any time!
Glad its going well for you Poppy
Thank you! So glad to have the first one out of the way lol
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One of my favourite clients. Lots of anal and some flogging followed by sex and a nice talk/laugh afterwards. ;D
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I had a little thrush so thought I can manage one client. It wasn't too bad. I din't want to cancel as really just wanted to make my rent money back. He was A nice gent, who kept on feeling my body in a weird way. Like squeezing and pressing down on my bum. The shag was extremely uncomfortable because of the thrush. I was also hoping that he didn't finger or go down on me to which he didnt thank goodness. After the shag I was laying there and my vajay jay was literally on fire. I wanted to cry so much. I was hoping he didn't want to go another round and lucky he didn't. Needless to say I would never work with thrush again no matter how mild it seems. It just made me worse and I am really swollen and it stings :-[
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Just back from a 2 hour duo.I don't normally work at this time of night but it was for the agency I sometimes do the odd booking for and I the other agency lass took us there and back.She was lovely first time we have met and we had such a giggle on the way there and we clicked brilliantly with each other and the client that 2 hours just rolled past.Nice maccy ds on the way back to Leeds too and 200 in my pocket.Winner!
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He turned up 10 minutes late (but he did text to say he was going to be late). I had to repeat the instructions of how to find me (30 seconds from where he was parked) several times.
Seemed polite when he finally made it. Asked him if he wanted 90 minutes or 60 minutes as he was late and he looked at me somewhat clueless so I asked him if he wanted the massage to be clothed, topless or naked to which he said "which ever you like". By now I just wanted rid of him quickly so I said 60 minutes naked which was the right decision as it rapidly became apparent he was terrified his wife would find out what he was up to.
He asked if I was going to use oil on him, in a "rather you didn't" tone of voice. I said I used lotion which isn't so greasy. He then had to sniff the lotion to check it didn't smell and agreed to it but decided that I should only massage the lower half of his body as he didn't want any staining on his shirt. So there's me having to rub his legs for the best part of an hour, thank goodness I didn't go for the 90 minutes!
After all his paranoia I was feeling on edge so it wasn't the most pleasant massage I've ever given. Then when I begin to work on his cock he suddenly picks up his phone and starts reading text messages for a couple of minutes. Usually I go for a slow sensuous wank but in this case I went for a quick rub. After he came he asked for paper towels and proceeded to rub every single trace of lotion off his body very laboriously. I do have a shower for clients but on this occasion I didn't bother offering!
Put his down as a Never Again.
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I hate when guys book in for a sensual massage and then don't want the massage oil used on them. It's like, why book in for a massage then?
Xx
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Guy I have seen a few times who really is lovely....however, when he shoots his stuff ( ::)) his body from waist up goes a deathly shade of white. He has black hair and looks like Count Dracula when this happens. I have him in my phone as Count D. It is scarey as I wonder why and if he is about to die or something.
hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (sorry I know I am warped)
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90min GFE booking with an older chap. He was perfectly fine and nice, very appreciative and complimentary, but it was quite intense for me due to the amount of kissing and affection he wanted. I love kissing in my personal life and I'm ok with it at work but because it is such a personal thing for me I found the booking to be quite draining. I could snog for hours but when it's with a punter who you don't fancy it's a bit different.
He was only my second punter ever, and I'm actually really proud of myself for the service I gave him. He was VERY happy, and that makes me smile. :) My first guy yesterday was young and cute so it didn't really feel like work, the hour flew by. Today I felt like a professional!! ;D ::) ;)
Am mentally knackered but a long hot shower fixed me right up. Soon time for wine and feet up!
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90min GFE booking with an older chap. He was perfectly fine and nice, very appreciative and complimentary, but it was quite intense for me due to the amount of kissing and affection he wanted. I love kissing in my personal life and I'm ok with it at work but because it is such a personal thing for me I found the booking to be quite draining. I could snog for hours but when it's with a punter who you don't fancy it's a bit different.
He was only my second punter ever, and I'm actually really proud of myself for the service I gave him. He was VERY happy, and that makes me smile. :) My first guy yesterday was young and cute so it didn't really feel like work, the hour flew by. Today I felt like a professional!! ;D ::) ;)
Am mentally knackered but a long hot shower fixed me right up. Soon time for wine and feet up!
I hear you it can be very draining. The sex bit is the easiest part! Its the rest that can be stressful.
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90min GFE booking with an older chap. He was perfectly fine and nice, very appreciative and complimentary, but it was quite intense for me due to the amount of kissing and affection he wanted. I love kissing in my personal life and I'm ok with it at work but because it is such a personal thing for me I found the booking to be quite draining. I could snog for hours but when it's with a punter who you don't fancy it's a bit different.
He was only my second punter ever, and I'm actually really proud of myself for the service I gave him. He was VERY happy, and that makes me smile. :) My first guy yesterday was young and cute so it didn't really feel like work, the hour flew by. Today I felt like a professional!! ;D ::) ;)
Am mentally knackered but a long hot shower fixed me right up. Soon time for wine and feet up!
I hear you it can be very draining. The sex bit is the easiest part! Its the rest that can be stressful.
Yes exactly. At one point he was like 'you don't have to fuck me if you don't want to' and I was like YES I DO PLEASE FUCK ME ;D
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Yes exactly. At one point he was like 'you don't have to fuck me if you don't want to' and I was like YES I DO PLEASE FUCK ME ;D
Haha you are a fast learner Poppy
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A 30' booking with an early 30s black guy. Upon his arrival he decided to change it to 45'
After 15' of merciless shagging he told me he was supposed to be seeing another girl but she cancelled on him because of how "intense" he is.
At which point I informed him our session will finally be 30' and not one longer and I will more than gladly refund the difference.
When he was leaving he told me "I'm going to save your number"
I replied "don't"
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My last booking was a truck driver on an industrial estate three miles away. The guy was in his 50s, very over weight and sweating. So we had sex, he was breathing with difficulty.
I asked if he was OK, he said he was, so I left.
An hour later I jogged round to check he was, the truck had gone.
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Lovely guy who I've seen a few times before, he has a real fetish for wearing tights (as I do) and sensually rubbing up against each other whilst we're both wearing them...He came without me even touching his cock just the sensual feeling of tights on tights...Then I asked him to tear mine at the gusset so he could finger me while I used my vibrator on my clit, fabulous!! Then he wanked himself onto my legs. We both nearly fell asleep after, he was so nice and comfortable to be with Fantastically sensual sexy hour with a lovely guy :-)
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My last booking was a truck driver on an industrial estate three miles away. The guy was in his 50s, very over weight and sweating. So we had sex, he was breathing with difficulty.
I asked if he was OK, he said he was, so I left.
An hour later I jogged round to check he was, the truck had gone.
Oh dear, that's upsetting really. He mustn't be well. I'm glad you went to check, good for you xx
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Used two different lubes as running a bit low and this young guy was coming for a booking ( I have a little calpol syringe so use that to put a bit up , but not much as things get squelchy ....anyway they obviously weren't compatible and had turned into like a white ish emulsion ( nothing wrong with me at all) but the guy ( I faked an orgasm) said OMG do you always cum squirt like that !!! I said "no never, fuckin hell what have you done to me it's my first time like that" he was so impressed with himself ....but I was like OMG OMG OMG lol
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Slobbery.
About 50 minutes of slobbery kissing and 3 minutes sex!
OMG I had a really bad slobberer who just dribbled into my mouth and barely let me catch my breath it was awful .......I remember thinking 'it's like having a St Bernard slobbering on me ' then I thought , well yep for that much an hour ....I would lol !!!!
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Slobbery.
About 50 minutes of slobbery kissing and 3 minutes sex!
OMG I had a really bad slobberer who just dribbled into my mouth and barely let me catch my breath it was awful .......I remember thinking 'it's like having a St Bernard slobbering on me ' then I thought , well yep for that much an hour ....I would lol !!!!
They *think* this is what DFK means.
Ever had a guy trying to stick up his tongue up into your nose?????
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NO but am laughing SO hard right now really needed it as well.....seriously I did it to my boyfriend and he said OMG GET OFF ME...how the hell can you put up with that it's disgusting ....he didn't move his mouth either it was just on mine and drooling for the whole hour and two overnights ..no sex ...oh he had black teeth too ...and mine are sparkling white ! Am laughing even more now ...I did try other tactics but I did think ' hey if this is as bad as it gets it's worth it lol ' Oooh it's so hard to type whilst controlling a retch ....skinny white beanpole ran off without paying the last time ( my fault) ooooh I was so so mad ....but about the dribbling continually ...reported him he's had 3 names now !
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Still totally peeing self about tongue up my nose ....would of been able to breathe out of mouth for a bit so could alternate breathing techniques ....Lord ! What happened to you ? X
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Still totally peeing self about tongue up my nose ....would of been able to breathe out of mouth for a bit so could alternate breathing techniques ....Lord ! What happened to you ? X
Hahaha I'm peeing myself now as well.
Well it was an old bloke with this whole dribbling thing going on. And licking my make up off, just bloody licking my face all over. Next thing I know he sticks his tongue up my nose. I thought he got "lost" so I pull off gently but hey there he goes again. And again. So I just had to tell him to f*** stop it.
There's also what I call "dead fish" tongue guys. That's when they sort of stick their whooooole tongue up my mouth but they don't move it. Feels like I have a dead whale up my throat!
Seriously kissing is an art. You know how to or (sadly for many) you don't.
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I had a guy who kissed like a goldfish on speed (if you can imagine that) and his breath smelt like shit. He was a lovely bloke but...with men like that I just think...what on earth are they getting out of this?? For me, kissing should be about connection so it should be in tune with the other person but some guys are just kissing away on their own I think.
GRIM.
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Am laughing so much....it's so funny what goes on in your head while it's going on ...it's like 'yep I can cope with this , that's another so much quid lol.....this was a seriously dead fish that looked like he hadn't seen a ray of sunshine for years....he wanted to take me to some awards and all I kept thinking was I'll be on telly with him ......laughing again oh no I'm getting a bit too fussy I think ! Xxx please don't let me think dead whale or fish or st Bernard's or Chihuahua on a booking ever ....otherwise it'll be laughter and watersports inclusive ! Xxxx
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I had a guy who kissed like a goldfish on speed (if you can imagine that) and his breath smelt like shit. He was a lovely bloke but...with men like that I just think...what on earth are they getting out of this?? For me, kissing should be about connection so it should be in tune with the other person but some guys are just kissing away on their own I think.
GRIM.
absolutely pmsl x
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It's very weird that an adult man of 40 + doesn't know how to kiss. It's like they are all virgins.
GRIMMER.
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I so wish I HAD FILMED this one , not a clue he didn't do anything just spat in my my mouth with a totally limp dick ....I kept trying to be on top , or at least twist so it wasn't just saliva going down my throat ......plus I offer OWO and would rather of done that for hours ! I'm quite an adaptable but sensual kisser , don't think I'm great at everything but I do know I'm a good kisser this was like trying to waltz with a slobbering ironing board ! Couldn't even divert to his dick as that was seriously dead ...and he was ten years younger than me .....I mean how long can you suck a dead marshmallow for ???? Finger size at that ! Xxx
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I so wish I HAD FILMED this one , not a clue he didn't do anything just spat in my my mouth with a totally limp dick ....I kept trying to be on top , or at least twist so it wasn't just saliva going down my throat ......plus I offer OWO and would rather of done that for hours ! I'm quite an adaptable but sensual kisser , don't think I'm great at everything but I do know I'm a good kisser this was like trying to waltz with a slobbering ironing board ! Couldn't even divert to his dick as that was seriously dead ...and he was ten years younger than me .....I mean how long can you suck a dead marshmallow for ???? Finger size at that ! Xxx
Oh god this sounds awful :-X I'm dreading the day I get one like this
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Laughing Poppy , I did get well over a thousand for it and he ran off ...well popped to the loo owing me eight hundred and fifty on top of that.but that may have been due to the distain on my face when I woke up with his face attached to mine at 6.30 am...so I told him time to go lol !!!! So pissed off I wasn't nicer xxxx
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My last booking... didn't turn up. He paid for a dungeon in advance ( I always have them rent the dungeon in advance, unless they are regulars)... and then just didn't turn up!
I should start asking for a deposit for my wasted time too. Or work out a deal with the dungeon so that I get something if they don't turn up. This has happened a handful of times already.
Ah well...
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Left my brain at the door because an attractive fellow walked in. I'm a SEX worker haha I'm the bomb at being flirty!! But nope not when they're attractive. Reeaall logical brain.
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I think I'm very fortunate because my fantasies are always centred around ugly guys shagging me so when they do that's when I have a 'real one' lol ! So it works well because it's my taboo ...an ugly guy taking advantage and me egging them on......I'm hysterical if a good looking one turns up and even ignore the phone when they try and rebook how mental is that !!! Laughing lots ....
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Left my brain at the door because an attractive fellow walked in. I'm a SEX worker haha I'm the bomb at being flirty!! But nope not when they're attractive. Reeaall logical brain.
oh excellent !!!
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Two half hour lunch break guys today. Two of the most beautiful and sexy men I've ever seen in my life. I lost my work persona entirely and turned into a giggly wreck with the first one, he was the kind of gorgeous that would intimidate me in a bar. Genuine chemistry with them both, and both seem keen to book again.
I love my job! 😍
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Ooh really pleased ;) xxxx
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I love my job! 😍
Ah the honeymoon period, I remember that...
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I love my job! 😍
Ah the honeymoon period, I remember that...
Hahahaha! Yes, this is true... I'm going to enjoy it while it lasts ;D I'm definitely owed some real stinkers by now, most of them have been tasty so far.
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Haha yeah I remember those first few months I was like on cloud 9 till something happened which bought me back down to earth, won't bore you with what that was.
Anyway I just had a booking it was all fine not much talking but some are like that. Making small talk at the end he blurts out that his wife is an alcoholic and tried to kill herself last year! Didn't know quite where to put myself but somehow managed to be sympathetic AND change the subject as quickly as possible.
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I love my job! 😍
Ah the honeymoon period, I remember that...
Hahahaha! Yes, this is true... I'm going to enjoy it while it lasts ;D I'm definitely owed some real stinkers by now, most of them have been tasty so far.
I keep getting hot guys. (And the oh-not-so-hot ones). I have a preference for those older tall gentlemen with a perfect English accent coming straight out of Ralph Lauren catalogue. When they walk in I just melt and start giggling and playing with my hair and sort of not know where to put myself.
Or quite the opposite those 20something guys who are sort of Hugo Boss commercials thing. I'm less "giggly" with them and more in control but boy I do treat them the way I treat my chocolate mousse and that's full devotion:))))
Yeah sometimes this job is awesome:)
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Met one of my more enjoyable regulars he's the only client who can make me orgasm without instructions on how to get me going it's just like he's psychic and hits the spots I want at the moment I want it. By the time I'm in that zone the following sex is amazing it's one of the few times in the job I feel happy I'm being paid to do this.
Only other regular I saw lately was my fetish lover. He's an older guy really into the bondage and humiliation thing. He pays well but some of the stuff he wants is really dull. I spent 2 hours crawling around in a collar with a lead on it balancing his ash tray on my back and holding a bowl of strawberries that he had with wine occasionally feeding me one when I followed instructions. Sometimes it feels like easy money but mind numbing. Some stuff he wants to do is a lot tougher to get through though even though I agreed to it it's not my cup of tea personally.
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My first booking today was a 21yo.
With that tongue piercing, a barbell.
First time I had a client with it.
He gave me oral...
Bloody hell:))))
I want him back;))))
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Slobbery.
About 50 minutes of slobbery kissing and 3 minutes sex!
OMG I had a really bad slobberer who just dribbled into my mouth and barely let me catch my breath it was awful .......I remember thinking 'it's like having a St Bernard slobbering on me ' then I thought , well yep for that much an hour ....I would lol !!!!
They *think* this is what DFK means.
Ever had a guy trying to stick up his tongue up into your nose?????
Yes. My first ever booking. He was of the "gape and waggle" school of kissing. WHY DO SO MANY GUYS THINK THIS IS ACCEPTABLE???
But my *last* booking...well, I burst into tears halfway through it, which was extremely awkward. But thankfully the client was a total gem, didn't ask for any money back or anything. I felt like such an idiot...
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I need brain bleach. The dude was talking about fucking his wife's sister and getting his early teen students to perform oral on him. Then he asked if my BF would be willing to orally rape his wife. Obvious fantasizing but it doesn't make it any less gross.
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Fab quicky, just the type you want
Was a last minute job a wee bit later than I planned on working. He called and sounded so nervous I nearly didn't take the booking. He turned up and was super nervous and quiet. As he'd just finished work I ushered him into the shower. 5 minute bj and a few mins screwing. He booked half an hour and was showered, serviced and gone in 15 minutes. Easiest booking ever!
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1.5 hour guy. Spent an hour having to deal with his preference for a virgin and school girl and the other half an hour having to listen to him telling about how he was abused as a school boy.
Bit like a bad dream.
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I need brain bleach. The dude was talking about fucking his wife's sister and getting his early teen students to perform oral on him. Then he asked if my BF would be willing to orally rape his wife. Obvious fantasizing but it doesn't make it any less gross.
Lynx, good God above these are the types that scare me. Not only while they are with me but just the fact that they exist and are around good people, children, etc.
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I need brain bleach. The dude was talking about fucking his wife's sister and getting his early teen students to perform oral on him. Then he asked if my BF would be willing to orally rape his wife. Obvious fantasizing but it doesn't make it any less gross.
Lynx, good God above these are the types that scare me. Not only while they are with me but just the fact that they exist and are around good people, children, etc.
First time I encountered something like that and I hope I won't have to too often, either. Oh he also contemplated forcing himself on his elderly 70 yo neighbour. I have no words.
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I need brain bleach. The dude was talking about fucking his wife's sister and getting his early teen students to perform oral on him. Then he asked if my BF would be willing to orally rape his wife. Obvious fantasizing but it doesn't make it any less gross.
Lynx, good God above these are the types that scare me. Not only while they are with me but just the fact that they exist and are around good people, children, etc.
First time I encountered something like that and I hope I won't have to too often, either. Oh he also contemplated forcing himself on his elderly 70 yo neighbour. I have no words.
Boy, Lynx that's just awful. It's scary. Hope you're ok:)
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Boy, Lynx that's just awful. It's scary. Hope you're ok:)
Absolutely, was just kinda grossed out. First time I've ever blacklisted someone I've actually decided to meet, too. Erk.
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Boy, Lynx that's just awful. It's scary. Hope you're ok:)
Absolutely, was just kinda grossed out. First time I've ever blacklisted someone I've actually decided to meet, too. Erk.
Well he does sound seriously deranged...
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A few memorable ones from the last two days.
One guy wanted me to spend the booking squeezing his nipples, shaving him and sticking things up his arse, before he sprayed me with oil and pretty much belly-flopped me (think sea-lion jumping out the water), calling it a sensual body-to-body massage.
Another was a complete dick who obviously had no idea how to have sex/act dominant. I don't mind mild domination, but this guy was just acting like a (strangely polite) dick who spent an hour hurting me. It got to the point he slapped me in doggy so hard I screeched and was just silent for about thirty seconds. He only carried on trying to 'spank' me! If it wasn't so close to the end of the booking by that point I'd have literally kicked him out. I almost did at least 5 times. But I think he was just a complete moron who watches too much porn (he did mention an erotica he'd read), not dangerous or intentionally being a complete prat.
Another guy pretty much declared his love for me within 30 minutes of meeting me...
Had a lovely, hot soldier who, although was very hard work, was enjoyable.
The others blur into one...
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Had an old guy who was the only booking that stands out. Spent a lot of time telling me tales of his wild teenage years in the 60's he had some interesting and funny stories to tell. Had a bit of trouble getting it up which was frustrating but he did in the end and got his monies worth. Also he told me I am the most beautiful girl he's ever been with it was really sweet lol.
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Don't know if anyone else has had this 'technique' used on them or if it's common or what but this guy ( has done on both bookings) holds my hips , puts his thumbs around front to where I would imagine my ovaries are and vibrates his thumbs ( like he's getting or giving me an electric shock) he has a really serious intense look on his face like it some kind of magic trick ...I decided it doesn't hurt or anything so I have an 'orgasm' !!!!! Keeps him happy , but I really don't know what the hell it is ...apart from bizarre !!! Any enlightenment would be great ! Xxxx
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A guy who I thought might have been a timewaster when he asked by text when I was available for a half hr booking, I said 3pm, he replied 'will you piss on me and how much ?' I replied yes its ?70. Anyway he arrived on time, called for flat number as I asked him to, he came in, handed me ?80 I said I didn't have change, he said its ok. I said right get your clothes off, everything off! He did as he was told then I instructed him to get kneeled on the floor between my legs and lick me...Wowee! He was doing everything I told him to do and after about 10 minutes I came allover his face :-)))) So now onto watersports, I laid a towel in the bath for him, he got in, I balanced on side of the bath holding onto the wall thinking fucking hell really hope I don't slip off, broken bones aren't fun and could be difficult to explain... lol lol lol ...Managed a big wee allover his face and body, he loved it! Showered him off and helped him get dry then gave him some oral, asked if he wanted me to get on him, he said yes, then after riding him for a few minutes he came. Passed him wipes to clean up, he got dressed, said that was great thanks, kissed me on the cheek at the door and went.
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Don't know if anyone else has had this 'technique' used on them or if it's common or what but this guy ( has done on both bookings) holds my hips , puts his thumbs around front to where I would imagine my ovaries are and vibrates his thumbs ( like he's getting or giving me an electric shock) he has a really serious intense look on his face like it some kind of magic trick ...I decided it doesn't hurt or anything so I have an 'orgasm' !!!!! Keeps him happy , but I really don't know what the hell it is ...apart from bizarre !!! Any enlightenment would be great ! Xxxx
I have had similar things done to me by guys who are sort of 'forcing' me to 'squirt' it sometimes works, its not painful but not particularly pleasurable either, its a strange feeling just makes me scream out loud, and sometimes wet the bed lol !
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Don't know if anyone else has had this 'technique' used on them or if it's common or what but this guy ( has done on both bookings) holds my hips , puts his thumbs around front to where I would imagine my ovaries are and vibrates his thumbs ( like he's getting or giving me an electric shock) he has a really serious intense look on his face like it some kind of magic trick ...I decided it doesn't hurt or anything so I have an 'orgasm' !!!!! Keeps him happy , but I really don't know what the hell it is ...apart from bizarre !!! Any enlightenment would be great ! Xxxx
I have had similar things done to me by guys who are sort of 'forcing' me to 'squirt' it sometimes works, its not painful but not particularly pleasurable either, its a strange feeling just makes me scream out loud, and sometimes wet the bed lol !
thanks Katrina it's so weird it's like he moves his thumbs like someone vibrating the strings on a violin ! He's not in me or anything but it's his jet black hair and starry electric shock face that does it! ....I just keep thinking well hes learnt this somewhere and everyone else must pretend it works too so I do too....laughing at myself now ! Anyway I'm not pissing on the bed ....on him maybe but not the bed ! Even if he does have his glitter thong on!
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Don't know if anyone else has had this 'technique' used on them or if it's common or what but this guy ( has done on both bookings) holds my hips , puts his thumbs around front to where I would imagine my ovaries are and vibrates his thumbs ( like he's getting or giving me an electric shock) he has a really serious intense look on his face like it some kind of magic trick ...I decided it doesn't hurt or anything so I have an 'orgasm' !!!!! Keeps him happy , but I really don't know what the hell it is ...apart from bizarre !!! Any enlightenment would be great ! Xxxx
I have had similar things done to me by guys who are sort of 'forcing' me to 'squirt' it sometimes works, its not painful but not particularly pleasurable either, its a strange feeling just makes me scream out loud, and sometimes wet the bed lol !
thanks Katrina it's so weird it's like he moves his thumbs like someone vibrating the strings on a violin ! He's not in me or anything but it's his jet black hair and starry electric shock face that does it! ....I just keep thinking well hes learnt this somewhere and everyone else must pretend it works too so I do too....laughing at myself now ! Anyway I'm not pissing on the bed ....on him maybe but not the bed ! Even if he does have his glitter thong on!
I'm so relieved someone mentions this!!!!
I get that too sometimes. From those who (sadly) think they are "experts".
As far as my understanding goes they think they are "stimulating the G point". Arrrgh! I find it extremely uncomfortable and almost painful. It's just awful. It's the worst feeling ever and mostly when I start moving (to "get out") they think I appreciate it so they go even faster and harder.
I'm like wtf are you drilling up there or what????
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Don't know if anyone else has had this 'technique' used on them or if it's common or what but this guy ( has done on both bookings) holds my hips , puts his thumbs around front to where I would imagine my ovaries are and vibrates his thumbs ( like he's getting or giving me an electric shock) he has a really serious intense look on his face like it some kind of magic trick ...I decided it doesn't hurt or anything so I have an 'orgasm' !!!!! Keeps him happy , but I really don't know what the hell it is ...apart from bizarre !!! Any enlightenment would be great ! Xxxx
I have had similar things done to me by guys who are sort of 'forcing' me to 'squirt' it sometimes works, its not painful but not particularly pleasurable either, its a strange feeling just makes me scream out loud, and sometimes wet the bed lol !
thanks Katrina it's so weird it's like he moves his thumbs like someone vibrating the strings on a violin ! He's not in me or anything but it's his jet black hair and starry electric shock face that does it! ....I just keep thinking well hes learnt this somewhere and everyone else must pretend it works too so I do too....laughing at myself now ! Anyway I'm not pissing on the bed ....on him maybe but not the bed ! Even if he does have his glitter thong on!
We did this in my beauty therapy course for facial massage, its vibrations up the back of the neck, can't remember what its meant to do without looking back on notes, also remember doing it in Swedish massage. I think he might have been watching too many 'educational' videos about how to guarantee to make a woman squirt....Obviously he's not quite picked up the technique and you're his trial 'victim'!! I'm laughing imagining the jet black hair and his face full of concentration whilst he's trying his best...Oh and the glitter thong creasing me up! lol lol lol :-))))
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Don't know if anyone else has had this 'technique' used on them or if it's common or what but this guy ( has done on both bookings) holds my hips , puts his thumbs around front to where I would imagine my ovaries are and vibrates his thumbs ( like he's getting or giving me an electric shock) he has a really serious intense look on his face like it some kind of magic trick ...I decided it doesn't hurt or anything so I have an 'orgasm' !!!!! Keeps him happy , but I really don't know what the hell it is ...apart from bizarre !!! Any enlightenment would be great ! Xxxx
I have had similar things done to me by guys who are sort of 'forcing' me to 'squirt' it sometimes works, its not painful but not particularly pleasurable either, its a strange feeling just makes me scream out loud, and sometimes wet the bed lol !
thanks Katrina it's so weird it's like he moves his thumbs like someone vibrating the strings on a violin ! He's not in me or anything but it's his jet black hair and starry electric shock face that does it! ....I just keep thinking well hes learnt this somewhere and everyone else must pretend it works too so I do too....laughing at myself now ! Anyway I'm not pissing on the bed ....on him maybe but not the bed ! Even if he does have his glitter thong on!
I'm so relieved someone mentions this!!!!
I get that too sometimes. From those who (sadly) think they are "experts".
As far as my understanding goes they think they are "stimulating the G point". Arrrgh! I find it extremely uncomfortable and almost painful. It's just awful. It's the worst feeling ever and mostly when I start moving (to "get out") they think I appreciate it so they go even faster and harder.
I'm like wtf are you drilling up there or what????
Aqua , I'm laughing so hard , he does it on the outside, nothing at all on the inside , just his thumbs in my groin , just lower than my hips , as if he can penetrate through my skin onto what I can only assume ( well I do know where they are)) my ovaries are !!! Fuck knows what your one was doing! Lol x
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Don't know if anyone else has had this 'technique' used on them or if it's common or what but this guy ( has done on both bookings) holds my hips , puts his thumbs around front to where I would imagine my ovaries are and vibrates his thumbs ( like he's getting or giving me an electric shock) he has a really serious intense look on his face like it some kind of magic trick ...I decided it doesn't hurt or anything so I have an 'orgasm' !!!!! Keeps him happy , but I really don't know what the hell it is ...apart from bizarre !!! Any enlightenment would be great ! Xxxx
I have had similar things done to me by guys who are sort of 'forcing' me to 'squirt' it sometimes works, its not painful but not particularly pleasurable either, its a strange feeling just makes me scream out loud, and sometimes wet the bed lol !
thanks Katrina it's so weird it's like he moves his thumbs like someone vibrating the strings on a violin ! He's not in me or anything but it's his jet black hair and starry electric shock face that does it! ....I just keep thinking well hes learnt this somewhere and everyone else must pretend it works too so I do too....laughing at myself now ! Anyway I'm not pissing on the bed ....on him maybe but not the bed ! Even if he does have his glitter thong on!
I'm so relieved someone mentions this!!!!
I get that too sometimes. From those who (sadly) think they are "experts".
As far as my understanding goes they think they are "stimulating the G point". Arrrgh! I find it extremely uncomfortable and almost painful. It's just awful. It's the worst feeling ever and mostly when I start moving (to "get out") they think I appreciate it so they go even faster and harder.
I'm like wtf are you drilling up there or what????
Aqua , I'm laughing so hard , he does it on the outside, nothing at all on the inside , just his thumbs in my groin , just lower than my hips , as if he can penetrate through my skin onto what I can only assume ( well I do know where they are)) my ovaries are !!! Fuck knows what your one was doing! Lol x
Oh crap my English fails me sometimes lol! Didn't get the "from the outside" part.
Well I don't know maybe he's giving your ovaries some sort of electroshock???!!!
Hahaha ::) :o ;D
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Ha ha ...I'm probably really fertile now good job don't do bb otherwise could be in trouble lol! Oh and Aqua ...I hope if someone asks for a deep massage you don't just stick your fingers up his bum lol ( just playing your English is excellent I know )
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Met an old client with a famous son who treated me like a porn star, banged my ovaries for a good couple of hours. Needed the loo every 10 minutes. He literally took the piss out of me! someone obviously ate their weetabix!!!
I just kept thinking about food. Anyway, apart from being treated like a hole in the wall he took me out for dinner afterwards so I was very happy. :)
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Lovely looking guy, very polite.
69 for an hour. I was just thinking, 'what on earth is he getting out of this?' and 'my dog has now flattened the door down downstairs and is sitting crying outside the room and I want to go get him'
PS dog recovered now
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Nice, polite guy paid for an hour and finished and left in 35 minutes. I don't usually get clients leave early, but he explained how he was married, in the dog house, hasn't had sex since last year. So obviously he just wanted to empty his sack and leave.
That's no problem ;D Noticed a bit of blood on the condom. Good thing I brought some sponges with me...
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Young guy who was incredibly eager I was in and out within 10 minutes and he tipped me quite a handsome amount on top of my fee so he was obviously satisfied. Men are just weird sometimes...
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It was with a hottie last night as he walked in got me thinking why he uses escorts. He was very fit looking and the we both clicked. It didn't feel like work at all, he was my last booking so gave him extra time in the end. :)
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It was with a hottie last night as he walked in got me thinking why he uses escorts. He was very fit looking and the we both clicked. It didn't feel like work at all, he was my last booking so gave him extra time in the end. :)
I had one of these last week. These bookings are brilliant, my brain gets left at the door and I spend the whole time worrying they don't fancy me because they're the kind of guy that in real life I wouldn't approach for thinking they're out of my league! Then I have to remember they've actually paid to have sex with me lol.
What a treat!
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Lost a sex toy up the nether regions of an old codger, never to seen again.
OMG LMAO :D ;D
(only just reading this thread from the beginning, this post made me LOL!)
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Pmsl , had a guy who said he was an arse virgin, late fifties and a Virgin Defoe when I met him( not surprised really) I told him it can be uncomfortable/painful even but I couldn't do he wanted fingers and near end of booking , so he said haven't you got a dildo ,me "yes but it's not going up your arse" him "please try just put a condom on it " so I did he bent his flabby white arse over bed ready and in my head I'm say 'pretend your a doctor' so I lubed up everything explained it had to pass two muscles etc , he was all "yeah yeah yeah it'll be fine ....so really gently edged I it in about an inch , he's yelling 'GET IT OUT GET IT OUT' then when he left he said oh well at least I'm not an arse virgin now ....I said well "technically you are" it was a little one at that !!! Mind you I did switch it on which scared the fuck out of him ! :o
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Hilarious. What a ponce!
You should have rammed it up straightaway.
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Ha ha ha that's why I switched it on....mind you he might of totally shit himself in my face!!!
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Ha ha ...I'm probably really fertile now good job don't do bb otherwise could be in trouble lol! Oh and Aqua ...I hope if someone asks for a deep massage you don't just stick your fingers up his bum lol ( just playing your English is excellent I know )
Ewwwww you're disgusting:))))
Never had them ask though, they all want deep-other-you-know-what:)))
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The booking 5 minutes ago paid for an hour stayed 15 minutes. Mid way through while on top working away. He said sorry he needs to go as he feels guilty.
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Ha ha ...I'm probably really fertile now good job don't do bb otherwise could be in trouble lol! Oh and Aqua ...I hope if someone asks for a deep massage you don't just stick your fingers up his bum lol ( just playing your English is excellent I know )
Ewwwww you're disgusting:))))
Never had them ask though, they all want deep-other-you-know-what:)))
neither have I lol xxx
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I love the fun clients he offered to take some photos of me for adult work during the booking. Then had some more fun. :)
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Saw a guy I've seen once before. Intense and raunchy GFE, always leaves me exhausted. He's a bit of a boundary pusher but in a sort of cheeky chappy way rather than an aggressive way. I agreed to rim him and he wanted it for AAAAGES. He's a nice enough chap but I don't think I want to see him again really. He said next time he wants to make me cry, and puke on his dick, and although I enjoy that kind of intense rough stuff in my personal life I really don't like it with clients. The puking I can get on board with but not the crying.
When he was throat fucking me I would try to pull my head away to breathe and he was really forcing it on, I had to sort of slap his leg a bit to get him to ease off. And he did, but still.
He also said he'd like to watch me take coke. I told him I don't do drugs and he's like oh ok thats fine, but then kept saying he really wanted to watch me take coke.
I have a two hour threesome booking tomorrow with a client and another working girl, spoke to her this morning and she seems lovely. I'm looking forward to that one. Hopefully I'll have a more positive post to write here tomorrow evening!
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He's a nice enough chap but I don't think I want to see him again really.
I think you should listen to that message in your head as he sounds like he is going to get worse xx
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He doesn't sound nice at all he sounds rough and disrespectful.
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He's a nice enough chap but I don't think I want to see him again really.
I think you should listen to that message in your head as he sounds like he is going to get worse xx
Thank you. Yes you're right. I'm not going to see him again.
He doesn't sound nice at all he sounds rough and disrespectful.
At the time when I'm seeing him I don't feel as though he is rude or disrespectful, and I feel safe. but when I think about it afterwards i do just feel exhausted from the whole thing. He doesn't push further than I can handle, but really he shouldn't push at all.
Blergh. So drained.
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'A woman knows by intuition, or instinct, what is best for herself' Marilyn Monroe
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Saw a guy I've seen once before. Intense and raunchy GFE, always leaves me exhausted. He's a bit of a boundary pusher but in a sort of cheeky chappy way rather than an aggressive way. I agreed to rim him and he wanted it for AAAAGES. He's a nice enough chap but I don't think I want to see him again really. He said next time he wants to make me cry, and puke on his dick, and although I enjoy that kind of intense rough stuff in my personal life I really don't like it with clients. The puking I can get on board with but not the crying.
When he was throat fucking me I would try to pull my head away to breathe and he was really forcing it on, I had to sort of slap his leg a bit to get him to ease off. And he did, but still.
He also said he'd like to watch me take coke. I told him I don't do drugs and he's like oh ok thats fine, but then kept saying he really wanted to watch me take coke.
I have a two hour threesome booking tomorrow with a client and another working girl, spoke to her this morning and she seems lovely. I'm looking forward to that one. Hopefully I'll have a more positive post to write here tomorrow evening!
Cheeky and chappy is just as aggressive as "plain openly aggressive". The guy is not respecting your boundaries and getting off on forcing you to do things you're not happy to do. You do realise that?
Someone said somewhere on another thread (I think it was ParisB) that when we have quiet spells we end up accepting bookings we would turn down during our busy days. We sort of go more liberal on our screening...
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This scenario above reminds me of a guy who came to see me. He was 'overly nice' (cheeky chappy type twit) full of 'ohh I will definitely be coming to see you again/if you were my girlfriend...type bullshit). He turned me over at one point and I moved my hand round to check and sure enough he was trying to sneakily slide the condom off and enter.
It was all a strategy of his, he knew exactly what he was doing.
:) x
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I had one similar to Poppy's client. I recently sacked him off. He started off really nice, polite pleasant fun guy, it was all good fun doing things I don't usually do (me being submissive) then each time we met he pushed boundaries further and further, then he started wanting to text me exact details of our next hour booking, this on its own got on my nerves and I started to ignore his texts...Then he sent a whole load of things that he wanted to do, including handcuffing me, using whips (which he 'promised not to use' (patronising cunt!) me wearing a dog collar and other ridiculous things. I just replied saying sorry it looks like you're wanting a full on BDSM type of booking and that's not what I'm into, I try and make it as clear as possible on my AW page and website what I offer and sorry if you've got the wrong impression. He replied that he's sorry and will respect my wishes if I don't want to see him again!!! hmmm he doesn't really have a choice but to 'respect my wishes' does he!?? ???
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Thanks ladies, yes you're all right. And yeah I wouldn't have seen him had I not really badly needed the money this week. It's half term next week so I won't be able to work at all until the kids are back at school.
I think I just imagined boundary pushing to be different, but you're right, he was just trying to get more and more. I was much firmer with him this time, he tried again to convince me to swallow and I was just like NOPE. He's not a 'forcer' more of a wheedler.
I definitely won't see him again.
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Had a gem last night: "I want to see you again to learn more about your orgasms" lololol ok first thing dude is that I haven't had any, I was just trying to get you to stop what you were doing and it seemed like a good solution.
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Had a gem last night: "I want to see you again to learn more about your orgasms" lololol ok first thing dude is that I haven't had any, I was just trying to get you to stop what you were doing and it seemed like a good solution.
Fabulous! ;D
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Nice relaxed session with a Derek Hale lookalike.
Spent the booking gently stroking my back which was very relaxing, booked an hour but only wanted a bj and cuddling kissing and talking. And he could actually kiss. Left after 45 minutes.
Completely fangirled to my best friend afterwards who knows what I do and has a crush on him too.
Come back please!
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Absolutely horrible night tonight. The first client I saw was a nice guy, but then...
Guy #2 (so high on coke he looked like a speechless little Pokemon):
So whaddaya do?
Me: I'm a student
Pokemon:aaah so what do you study, dick? Hehe
He probably thought he was being hilarious :FF
Guy #3:
Sweaty and smelly, only took a shower when I said I'd ask him to leave if he doesn't; I always leave mouthwash at the sink, but this guy didn't take the hint, so I went back to the bathroom, picked the mouthwash up and gave it to him asking politely if he could pretty please use it; guy stares at the mouthwash, then opens the bottle and drinks it, like two big gulps! :o we get to the bedroom, he wants to play 'casting director for a porn movie'-ok, I play along, and he asks me to bend over and 'spread your cheeks-I need to see your personality'.on top of that, tries to push bareback/anal and keeps asking me very personal questions. I dunno how I made it to the end of the booking, was so grossed out and it was soooo weird :-X
I don't get it, I seem to attract dickheads and weirdos lately...
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Had a gem last night: "I want to see you again to learn more about your orgasms" lololol ok first thing dude is that I haven't had any, I was just trying to get you to stop what you were doing and it seemed like a good solution.
Hahahaha brilliant ;D The only problem with faking it to make them stop is that it often spurs them on! ::) ;D
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Had a gem last night: "I want to see you again to learn more about your orgasms" lololol ok first thing dude is that I haven't had any, I was just trying to get you to stop what you were doing and it seemed like a good solution.
Hahahaha brilliant ;D The only problem with faking it to make them stop is that it often spurs them on! ::) ;D
That's why I never do ..well only exceptions being guys who take forever to come...then I make a bit of noise to help them along..
My last booking last night, a returner, an alternative guy with a cock ring. Lovely guy, kinda exhausting raunchy hour tho. I heard all about his 5 dogs, 4 snakes and 2 giant frogs!
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nervous student. 90 min booking. hand job and he came quickly. chatted for 45 mins and then another hand job. ;D
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yesterday had a new client - phoned me in the morning and asked for full service etc. I said that was a different rate to my massage service but he said that was ok. We agreed on a price and he arrived about mid day.
He was young 23 bit of a keep fit freak and had a toned body. Ill admit that I was quite into it as had not been intimate for a few weeks.
And of course he was gentle and got me really worked up with his fingers and mouth - like he know what he was doing. I returned the favour and was pleased to find he was just as excited as me - none of this half mast or floppy effort. I blew him for a while - enjoyed it and then we did it. considerate he was and he read me like a book - i ended up wimpering by the time he finished. I came about four times with it, very hot and horny.
He wants to see me again and I think I will.
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last one? The guy was sweet , sensually dominant who knew what he wanted (nice change from recent bookings) he was attractive.. like the guy you know your friends who fancy but you wouldnt? I felt he was forcing the convo by the end but it was sloppy Deep throat type stuff. I have to admit.... he had the most amazingly pale blue eyes. x
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Nice and easy .... Pay and go ...just the way I like it. : )
Didn't want kissing which is a bonus in my books, very friendly, worshiped my arse so I volunteered reverse cow girl. He was amazed at how quickly he popped as he's normally averse to latex. Hopefully this means I'm getting better at my job.
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my last booking was a few days ago, with my absolute favourite regular, whenever he is in my county he sees me and will book me for 3 full days and nights in a row, i really have fallen in love with him a little bit. i've seen him for about 2/3 years now this regularly and he's incredible in bed, is very clever and teaches me a lot of things (political, wine which before i met him i hadn't tried etc) and is very handsome and tall (he's the only man i have met taller than me when i wear heels) and he booked this gorgeous suite bigger than my entire house last time but it felt different. usually he holds my hand and is very affectionate and loving but he felt a lot more distant and kept striking arguments with me, and sat on his phone texting over breakfast and normally we can't keep off each other but it was like he was bored of me this time and no longer found me attractive. after dinner in a gorgeous michelin restaurant he walked on ahead of me like you see in some middle eastern and asian cultures where the husband is in front of the wife a few steps, like he was embarrassed of me, it was awful, knowing that the amazing memories i have of him have ended in this. i am actually in a state of mourning and feel like I've lost a very special friend.
This is horrible, I'm so sorry :( <3
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Some Polish guy or something, on the phone he requested I wear a tight PVC dress and stockings with no undies. He turned up was a big guy with massive muscles, skinhead hard rough look very fit, I'd say age 35ish, sexy but scary at the same time.
Walked him through to my kitchen, paperwork done straight away. Nothing was said he immediately got behind me kissing my neck as he unfastened his trousers and wow he was already solid as a rock! Just after I'd bent forward over my breakfast bar as I reached for the condom I sensed something at my "lady entry" then I could already feel him penetrate me I was surprised how fast he managed to find it I quickly straightened back up to get him out of me I pushed him away annoyed I told him no no no you must use this condom.
I told him a few words. Not a word from him no sorry nothing he looked at me as if its all not a problem. He casually put the condom on, got behind me again he mostly pounded away hard at me for like 5 minutes before he came, off with the condom pulled his trousers up he said "thank you" and left, no goodbye kiss hug or anything. As I closed the door I was like... oooooookaaaayy! odd!
He paid me for 30 minutes, he was gone in 10.
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Last booking i had was last night. Outcall to a regular of mine, very old, no teeth, huge HAIRY dog did i mention the huge HAIRY dog (who hates me).
Same scenario, same conversations as every single time - mainly about him, how great he is, how great his dog and car is ::)
All very charming lol. He is actually alright just loves himself a bit too much which is a total pet hate of mine!
xx
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4 hours with a virgin in his 20s. Even got a sizable bonus for actually managing to get him off (apparently he's tried two other times with two other ladies and it was a perpetual limpdick town). As a person who loves to take people's V-cards, I'm vibrating with good mood right now.
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Mid 20s guy requesting my kinky services... Wanted to be fucked with a strap-on. Called himself a "housewife" during the session. Certainly a weirdo but he was respectful and nice.
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:) A guy mid 50s polite, shy and very sweet
likes his nipples licked and a slow but quick bit of sex
he didn't even know he had cum :P
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New client, absolute gent, polite respectful stuck firmly to my limits and checked in I was okay. (sub booking)
Paid immediately without having to mention it. Extremely good with his tongue, fingers and cock and tried anal for the first time with me. Good at that too. Rarely if ever orgasm with clients but did this time and hard. Had a quick chat afterwards and was easy to talk to and laugh with and left right on time.
:) :)
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A sub booking with a new Dom client who I was convinced was a timewaster. Paid for half an hour, was in and out in 20 minutes. Butt play, spanking, fisted me and I squirted like a fountain :o it was good fun but he kept pushing for services he knew damn well I don't offer so he's not coming near me again. I feel like he would push my boundaries harder on a longer booking and if I was spacing I would be less likely to hold firm.
Also saw a very pleasant and nice regular before him. No sex, lots of oral and a funny chat about his recent tinder dates lol.
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I had a lovely outcall the other day with a new client. As soon as I arrived I was met with a huge smile, a hug and kiss before attending to the money.
He immediately stripped off and suggested I do the same before jumping into bed for a cuddle and a kiss. He then proceeded to give me the best oral I've ever had, I don't remember the last time someone made me orgasm that quickly! I returned the favour and then we switched positions a bit and he asked if he could cum over me which I was fine with. He then proceeded to lick it off me and tried to kiss me - there are some things I just can't go at times and despite my best efforts, I spat his cum back out all over him! Thankfully he seen the funny side and we had a laugh about it...I can feel myself trying not to wretch even as I write this :-X
We got ourselves cleaned up, we enjoyed a glass of red, had a nice chat and then I made my way. He's asked to see me again so he obviously wasn't too put off by me! ;D despite my little incident, I had a brilliant time with him so all good.
The night prior to that I had another outcall with a guy who due to clashing work schedules I've never been able to meet in the last year since his initial contact. He asked me over but said he didn't want anything sexual, just company which is a bonus. Anyway, the short of it is, I got paid to sit around with this really hot guy and playing with his pet rabbit for a couple of hours. Probably my strangest meet yet in terms of it not feeling like work but great fun and great company. ;D
Xx
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Really smelly young man from Bangladesh for an hour. Kept licking my nipples while staring at me pulling a weird face. Breath stank so no French kissing which he complained about profusely. Didn't bother to wash his cock after a piss so no OWO, complained, told him to go in the shower which was refused for a second time, yet he scrubbed himself clean once the booking was over. Why are they minging, dirty and stinking on arrival and refuse a shower when they expect a full service yet shower to an inch of their life before they leave? Grrr
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Really smelly young man from Bangladesh for an hour. Kept licking my nipples while staring at me pulling a weird face. Breath stank so no French kissing which he complained about profusely. Didn't bother to wash his cock after a piss so no OWO, complained, told him to go in the shower which was refused for a second time, yet he scrubbed himself clean once the booking was over. Why are they minging, dirty and stinking on arrival and refuse a shower when they expect a full service yet shower to an inch of their life before they leave? Grrr
Yuk yuk yuk, yeh like they are washing the dirtiness of being with a 'pro' away......
Not been doing many bookings lately but latest today. I prefer an intimate GFE or Roleplay/Sub/dom play. This guy asked for mild dom but clearly when I questioned him he didn't have much of a clue so I had to kind of improvise as what normally worked with my Sub guys wasn't working with him. More impersonal than I like but his call, no kissing or anything. I got a strong impression he was one who was overly concerned about 'catching something' since he didn't even touch me downunder and refused sex,(still at least he didn't bang on about it): came by protected oral and anal play (fine by me!) tho kinda repetative and tiring.
He seemed happy enough anyway when he left.
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I don't know what it is recently but my last 3 bookings.... they have all had things for kicking my throat. Like ... up and down below my chin.my last booking kept locking my arm pit too. Lovely guy maybe a little too confident but fun all the same xxx
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I don't know what it is recently but my last 3 bookings.... they have all had things for kicking my throat. Like ... up and down below my chin.my last booking kept locking my arm pit too. Lovely guy maybe a little too confident but fun all the same xxx
I love a good typo! :D I'm not really into being licked, or kicked for that matter.
Had a guy I used to see quite often who loved to lick my face, by the time I left our outcalls it looked like I'd had my head flushed down the toilet. Soon put an end to that!
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I don't know what it is recently but my last 3 bookings.... they have all had things for kicking my throat. Like ... up and down below my chin.my last booking kept locking my arm pit too. Lovely guy maybe a little too confident but fun all the same xxx
I love a good typo!
I didn't catch onto the fact that it was a typo and was mildly terrified at first. ;D
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I don't know what it is recently but my last 3 bookings.... they have all had things for kicking my throat. Like ... up and down below my chin.my last booking kept locking my arm pit too. Lovely guy maybe a little too confident but fun all the same xxx
I love a good typo! :D I'm not really into being licked, or kicked for that matter.
Had a guy I used to see quite often who loved to lick my face, by the time I left our outcalls it looked like I'd had my head flushed down the toilet. Soon put an end to that!
No no no I meant locking my armpits! because of he was a large guy and kept llickg my neck my arm kept sticking /locking for being up for long
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I don't know what it is recently but my last 3 bookings.... they have all had things for kicking my throat. Like ... up and down below my chin.my last booking kept locking my arm pit too. Lovely guy maybe a little too confident but fun all the same xxx
I love a good typo! :D I'm not really into being licked, or kicked for that matter.
Had a guy I used to see quite often who loved to lick my face, by the time I left our outcalls it looked like I'd had my head flushed down the toilet. Soon put an end to that!
No no no I meant locking my armpits! because of he was a large guy and kept llickg my neck my arm kept sticking /locking for being up for long
Chuckling here :)
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I think I'm fairly tolerant with men (when I am actually with them haha) but the licking the face bit is just too much. I think I would have to ask them what the f they were doing. I'd have to.
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Nice guy. It was just a 20 min coffee meet obviously he paid for my time. Will be meeting him on the weekend.
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Last booking was with a young, pretty quiet guy. I thought it was a little unsuccessful and awkward, really not feeling on the ball today so I've cancelled the rest of my bookings. He just text to say it was fantastic though so maybe it wasn't as awkward as I thought? I don't know. I've just been left feeling rather strange after it. Hope tomorrow is more enjoyable!
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Last booking was with a young, pretty quiet guy. I thought it was a little unsuccessful and awkward, really not feeling on the ball today so I've cancelled the rest of my bookings. He just text to say it was fantastic though so maybe it wasn't as awkward as I thought? I don't know. I've just been left feeling rather strange after it. Hope tomorrow is more enjoyable!
Yeh wierd isn't it I sometimes get bookings like that where it feels laboured, and they tell me after how fantastic it was!
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Last booking was with a young, pretty quiet guy. I thought it was a little unsuccessful and awkward, really not feeling on the ball today so I've cancelled the rest of my bookings. He just text to say it was fantastic though so maybe it wasn't as awkward as I thought? I don't know. I've just been left feeling rather strange after it. Hope tomorrow is more enjoyable!
Yeh wierd isn't it I sometimes get bookings like that where it feels laboured, and they tell me after how fantastic it was!
It wasn't anything that he done wrong I don't think, just me not really feeling myself. I was expecting a bad review so I'm pretty relieved
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My last customer was quite a hot chinese guy, the only customer I've had so far that I've been a bit attracted to! He was really nice too
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My last client was a large black American man working over from New York. (Looked a little like James earl Jones ) we did a lingerie photoshoot with a bit of boob and but and then OWO. Plus it was definitely in the nicest hotel I worked at, 5* London... I mean the bathrooms with marble with heated toilets?! Xxx
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Nice guy. It was just a 20 min coffee meet obviously he paid for my time. Will be meeting him on the weekend.
I'm just curious to how this works...
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I had a guy today who I have seen twice before. He likes half hour, involving a good suck then anal action.
Finished off with a cuppa tea at the end. He is the only client that ever wanted a cup of tea after sex!
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Half hour of constant sex! He was quite big as well so now I'm a bit tender. He didn't even get to finish as his time was well and truly up (and slightly over actually) lol
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Guy in his forties, perfectly polite in the run up to the booking, arrived and first thing he did was complain it was too hot. Ok so maybe he had a point since its hard to regulate the temperature with storage heating!
Anyway actual booking fine. But after, just making conversation he starts boring on about how the 'Poles' are the sole reason a certain area a few miles away is run down, they are in gangs intimidating people apparantly. I politely disagreed but then he started banging on about how another area that I actually lived in (he didn't know that) was awful and how wierd the people were (which is totally untrue never heard anyone else say this!), but at this point I just thought I'll shut up and get him out the door asap.
What was a pleasant actual booking turned into a pile of racist crap so I couldn't wait to get rid of him!
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Just finished 10 minutes ago. It was with a pleasant couple, how much fun it was. Although the woman was nervous who soon relaxed and has got the magic wand on her mind now. :) Couple bookings are growing on me.
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I had a good rare one last night.
Had 5 clients yesterday, friday, 2 of them was after 8pm. A half hour at 8pm then this guy wanted me for an hour at 10pm.
He was really nice actually a proper gent. He was deaf though, age 30ish with a black athletic gym body.
Hardly any talk went on (tried it, wasn't happening) just talk of my extra's he wanted.
Amazing in bed! I don't like it when they take ages to cum but he really knew how to use it. After his 2nd round I checked for the time his time was up by 20 minutes I'd lost complete track of time. I didn't ask him to he then paid me for a 2nd hour. He was hard again 15 minutes before his time was up I was like OMG! I let him... another 20+ minutes before he came for a 3rd time the sweat was dripping off him. I gave him the 3rd hour for free as everything about him was so lovely, except for his cock was a bit of a punisher.
After he left and I had a shower I was so worn out, the bed was all wet I couldn't be bothered to put clean sheets on. I crashed on my sofa (its big and comfy!). This morning it was just as if I had an hangover lol, after I stood up and walked around my legs were a little wobbly and feeling very tender inside...
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I had a guy today who I have seen twice before. He likes half hour, involving a good suck then anal action.
Finished off with a cuppa tea at the end. He is the only client that ever wanted a cup of tea after sex!
I had a guy want this once. Not only that but he wanted to take it downstairs, with the cats!
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My last booking was with my most regular regular. He gave me 6 tiny bantam eggs as a present. :)
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Under 1 minute of intense pummeling, 1minute of hand/mouth until climax..followed by 118 minutes of putting the world to rights ( subjects including complaining in shops/recycling/neighbours ( not the show ) cancer and heat waves.
A very broadchurch for sure and my very favourite type of booking :D
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My last booking with a client I haven't seen for over a year and he used to be my favourite one!!! The session involved being chained up spanked and whipped, him using vibrators and toys to make me cum , rubbing and licking his nipples for ages, and dressing up because he has a thing for pants so I tried are lots of outfits and lots of Calvin Klein underwear which I left with (worth well over ?300) ^.^ Was a 6 hour booking and very pleasant one xxxc
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An absolutely lovely guy. Model client in terms of communication/screening. Young, black, *really* sexy, clever, funny, kind and generous. Gave me like 4 orgasms, and a whole mountain of gifts - prosecco, flowers, macaroons from Patisserie Valerie, a really good book, some posh body oil and some burts bees hand cream.
Time ran over by about half an hour and I would have stayed longer if I hadn't had to check out of my hotel. Kinda glad that dude doesn't live here in London because I could end up liking him a dangerous amount!! :o
Perfect end to what's been a really shitty hotel stint. I hope he comes back ;D
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My last booking was a nice guy with a big prince albert piercing. I've not had sex with a guy with one of those before! felt quite nice
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My last booking was with a regular this evening and I came twice, fucking brilliant :D ;D he never normally fails but specifically tonight, they were really good ones, EXACTLY what I've been needing this week to perk me up...!!
So I'm a happy girl tonight lol :) xx
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city boy popped in on his lunch break. Said on the phone he wasn't sure if he wanted an hour or a half, I suggested a half and he said ok. He came in, was very concerned about discretion, felt me up, fingered me, wanked over my face and left! He seemed worried about sexual health so didn't want OWO, which I said was absolutely fine, but he seemed scared of me touching him at all!!
A bit weird to be honest but he was in and out in 15 minutes. Probably the easiest ?100 I've ever made.
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I'm jealous of you girls that have orgasms with customers! It has never happened for me so far :-\
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Aw, just had the loveliest customer ever! Arrived right on time, left right on time, clean, polite, was really sweet and gentle and easy to please, didn't ask me any personal questions. Perfect customer! Why can't they all be like this??
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had a good one today....
nice massage session followed by some oral - and once he popped he then returned the favour and I could have lay there for some time...
just the right pressure and get into the rythym.
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After a few text exchanges a lovely guy arrived this afternoon, clean polite handsome and non demanding...Lovely relaxing time with a very very nice man ;D
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most are lovely but even the rest get well, " involved" my last I have seen only a few times he is very quiet, deep and does everything in slow motion, especially today a very slow motion ha. Half hr booking stood for 15 mins just kissing an caressing yes in s l o w m o t i o n. The rest was well in slow motion as well, I definately had to lead to the end and say we need to finish off lol.
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I got interrogated last night by guy I have seen before who wanted to know which type of escort I was:
a) the type 'desperate for money' who was abused as a child
b) the type who really enjoys sex and this job is a way to get a variety of it
He reckoned b).
I allowed him to retain his fantasy which is helped him to stay hard, do his thing and then get out of my face.
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I'm jealous of you girls that have orgasms with customers! It has never happened for me so far :-\
I usually just ask to them to finger me while I rub my clit and take something out of my wank bank memory and it works for me. I found in the early days, I was cumming lots but now it requires my imagination. My regs know what to do and what works so I can relax and have fun too....otherwise its faking all the way
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I got interrogated last night by guy I have seen before who wanted to know which type of escort I was:
a) the type 'desperate for money' who was abused as a child
b) the type who really enjoys sex and this job is a way to get a variety of it
He reckoned b).
I allowed him to retain his fantasy which is helped him to stay hard, do his thing and then get out of my face.
What a total dick.
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ive had this twice and on both times ive shown them the door - like who the fuck do they think they are ? I do this for my own choice and I make a living from it, Im not damaged goods and I certainly dont do it as im sex mad and want cock all the time.
its a way that fits in with what I want to do and gives me a decent wage. its harassment for them to come in and talk like that, tey wouldnt get away with talking to a dentist, cleaner, or mechanic like that.
Go take your power trip else where. Oh and remember its you thats paying ME to wank you, what is it thats wrong with you that you are needing to pay me for some sexual gratification ? fuckwittery of the 1st order indeed.
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I need he was needing to ease his conscience because he is a psychologist and paying for intimate relations doesn't sit well with him. He thinks he knows everything about escort motivations when, actually, he knows nothing.
Keep taking the money dears! ;D
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I'm jealous of you girls that have orgasms with customers! It has never happened for me so far :-\
It doesn't happen that much tbh...
I have one regular who never fails though, and I think (apart from his super "skills" lol) is probably because I feel totally comfortable with him too..
On my birthday earlier this week though, there was a real treat at my door! He was gorgeous, attentive and reeeally turned me on, fab!! #bonus lol :-*
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I'm jealous of you girls that have orgasms with customers! It has never happened for me so far :-\
It doesn't happen that much tbh...
I have one regular who never fails though, and I think (apart from his super "skills" lol) is probably because I feel totally comfortable with him too..
On my birthday earlier this week though, there was a real treat at my door! He was gorgeous, attentive and reeeally turned me on, fab!! #bonus lol :-*
I've come sortof close a few times but I always feel really aware of the time ticking so can't relax enough
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I've come sortof close a few times but I always feel really aware of the time ticking so can't relax enough
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I come close quite a lot lol! But this 1 guy booked me for a second hour once, after the first as he'd cum 3x and me not once..
He spent that whole second hour trying to make me cum, manually, toys...the works! But I couldn't :-[ was actually embarrassing, for both of us :-\ I just CANNOT if I'm on the spot because the guy is really trying, or if I'm not relaxed enough etc.. I try not to think about the clock as that will always make the booking feel longer- unless it's a half hour and he wants me to cum in that time- I usually say I can't in half an hour, can take me well over 20 minutes to cum! (truth)
I always find the main point my mind wanders in a booking is when he goes down on me?! I find myself thinking "stay on task ffs, stay on task and be 'responsive'" hahaha! I'm busy thinking about what I need from the shops or what's for tea if I'm receiving crap or even mediocre oral lol- does anyone else get this when its "your turn" to cum :o :-X lol!
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Dunno how I ff'd up that quote K47 lol x
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I've come sortof close a few times but I always feel really aware of the time ticking so can't relax enough
I come close quite a lot lol! But this 1 guy booked me for a second hour once, after the first as he'd cum 3x and me not once..
He spent that whole second hour trying to make me cum, manually, toys...the works! But I couldn't :-[ was actually embarrassing, for both of us :-\ I just CANNOT if I'm on the spot because the guy is really trying, or if I'm not relaxed enough etc.. I try not to think about the clock as that will always make the booking feel longer- unless it's a half hour and he wants me to cum in that time- I usually say I can't in half an hour, can take me well over 20 minutes to cum! (truth)
I always find the main point my mind wanders in a booking is when he goes down on me?! I find myself thinking "stay on task ffs, stay on task and be 'responsive'" hahaha! I'm busy thinking about what I need from the shops or what's for tea if I'm receiving crap or even mediocre oral lol- does anyone else get this when its "your turn" to cum :o :-X lol!
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Yes, I was watching Adele on the TV today in the background (craning my neck a bit) when he was down in the cottage garden ;D
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;D hahaha ::) xx
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Omg! It just happened I had my first orgasm with a customer! haha. He was very good in bed and funny and nice made me feel relaxed and then he went down on me for AGES and it happened. Wooohoo!
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Omg! It just happened I had my first orgasm with a customer! haha. He was very good in bed and funny and nice made me feel relaxed and then he went down on me for AGES and it happened. Wooohoo!
Go girl! Hahaha. It feels great right? My first ever orgasm was with my first ever client on my first day escorting, be was in his 70s and the thought kind of made me feel funny knowing a guy 50+ years my senior could do that LOL!
I've had a few clients make me orgasm through oral and a client who was the first person to make me squirt I was so embarrassed when it happened I kept apologising lol!
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Last booking as Thursday, new client, had emailed me a few times over the past year to arrange but I was always fully booked or busy.
Nice guy, chatty, made me feel at ease, but kissing him was awful, good kisser but his breath was not nice! It was the kind of breath someone might get when they haven't brushed their teeth all day or when they haven't eaten all day just nasty! Said he as staying in the hotel for two nights on business, not an ounce of toothpaste on the bathroom or any toiletries anywhere! They would've been in the wardrobe but I was thinking "I hope he doesn't stink down there" thankfully he didn't but was hair as fuck! Twice I got a piece of hair stuck in my teeth and had to discreetly pull it out whilst sucking him off, then we were kissing and I felt another pubic hair on my lip we!
Then we got down to sex, okay. He was big, didn't really know how to use it and I did mention I'm tight and he will have to be a little more gentle so I can get used to him, when I bent over for doggy he shoved it in me and the pain! That kind of pain when it's a little too deep! Ouch!!!!
All in all a difficult one and quite annoying. Has texted me since calling me gorgeous and how he can't stop thinking about the fun and wants to meet again, I haven't replied lol.
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This wasn't my last but my 3rd of the day....
this poor guy i dint think he met an escort before. first pop was over in like 10 mins. then we sent the best park of 50 mins getting the wee fella up then he whips out his phone a puts on the porn. Chinese porn. at this point im past caring.
he was running late then forgot the money so sent home over the road to cash machine so had my schedule all fucked up.
then begs to stay i told him over time already. he say im breaking his confidence. Oh god its not my problem you cant cum twice i tried my best. Grr.
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Omg! It just happened I had my first orgasm with a customer! haha. He was very good in bed and funny and nice made me feel relaxed and then he went down on me for AGES and it happened. Wooohoo!
Hahaha yasss on ya go girl!! ;D ;D long may it continue!! X
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My last booking wierded me out a bit. Older guy booked for 4.30 today. Even during the phone call he sounded totally bored and disinterested and I found myself thinking...why is he booking me then.
Anyway he arrives and its all very mechanical and about as un-GFE as could be (not my gig really) We are on the bed and he tells me first that I'm formal and makes it sound like a complaint. I'm always really friendly and polite ??? then he says I'm not really in the mood now, I was this morning so I'm thinking so why tf did you contact me this afternoon and book me then and a little later as we are doing the business he says I don't normally go for 40 year olds and I'm thinking yeh you are 60 if you are day bet you go for teenagers.
I somehow managed to stay polite through all this. Strangely he was complimenting me as well on my appearance etc but also being really nosy asking things like have you had children and so how old are you, no I mean how old are you really
I'm thinking none of your ffing business, jesus! Also made it clear by inferrence and actions that there was a reason why he didn't want to give or receive oral :FF
Wierd thing is I found myself wanting to giggle, he was so ridiculous, I literally didn't know whether to be insulted or laugh.
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My last booking wierded me out a bit. Older guy booked for 4.30 today. Even during the phone call he sounded totally bored and disinterested and I found myself thinking...why is he booking me then.
Anyway he arrives and its all very mechanical and about as un-GFE as could be (not my gig really) We are on the bed and he tells me first that I'm formal and makes it sound like a complaint. I'm always really friendly and polite ??? then he says I'm not really in the mood now, I was this morning so I'm thinking so why tf did you contact me this afternoon and book me then and a little later as we are doing the business he says I don't normally go for 40 year olds and I'm thinking yeh you are 60 if you are day bet you go for teenagers.
I somehow managed to stay polite through all this. Strangely he was complimenting me as well on my appearance etc but also being really nosy asking things like have you had children and so how old are you, no I mean how old are you really
I'm thinking none of your ffing business, jesus! Also made it clear by inferrence and actions that there was a reason why he didn't want to give or receive oral :FF
Wierd thing is I found myself wanting to giggle, he was so ridiculous, I literally didn't know whether to be insulted or laugh.
Crikey he sounds like hard work ???
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Jezabel, sounds to me like he has a chip on his shoulder. Next time he texts, ask him if he'd like fish with it.
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My last booking wierded me out a bit. Older guy booked for 4.30 today. Even during the phone call he sounded totally bored and disinterested and I found myself thinking...why is he booking me then.
Anyway he arrives and its all very mechanical and about as un-GFE as could be (not my gig really) We are on the bed and he tells me first that I'm formal and makes it sound like a complaint. I'm always really friendly and polite ??? then he says I'm not really in the mood now, I was this morning so I'm thinking so why tf did you contact me this afternoon and book me then and a little later as we are doing the business he says I don't normally go for 40 year olds and I'm thinking yeh you are 60 if you are day bet you go for teenagers.
I somehow managed to stay polite through all this. Strangely he was complimenting me as well on my appearance etc but also being really nosy asking things like have you had children and so how old are you, no I mean how old are you really
I'm thinking none of your ffing business, jesus! Also made it clear by inferrence and actions that there was a reason why he didn't want to give or receive oral :FF
Wierd thing is I found myself wanting to giggle, he was so ridiculous, I literally didn't know whether to be insulted or laugh.
He sounds similar to a regular I used to have when I worked in a strip club, he was always asking personal questions like that then not believing me, it was really odd, like 'how old are you? (i was 22 at the time) no youre not youre at least 28! have you had any children (no) yes you have I can tell!!!" but then hed always come in and buy an hour with me so.. god knows haha
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one of my last bookings was a tall slim irish guy (day after st.paddys) just got off the plane from Ireland (literally) . He was very sweet and very polite, had a shower and drink. Got into the bedroom, asked what i was okay with and DAYMNNNNN this guy was dominant in bed!! A very nice surprise , just what i needed after a shitty week! xx
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I had a duo booking with a couple today where the guy was with the female escort and I was with his wife. At the end of the booking he asked me if I wanted to buy a gun.. I politely declined. I think I just screwed the wife of a black market arms dealer :o
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Jezabel, sounds to me like he has a chip on his shoulder. Next time he texts, ask him if he'd like fish with it.
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Yeh you can say that again. More of a boulder on the shoulder ::)
And yeh extremely hard work. Ohhh my diary will be full should he contact me again, what a shame...
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Horrid booking.21 year old who had emailed asking if I saw guys his age and race,told him I was fine with that.Told me he wanted to play with my boobs and have a bj/hj so a fairly standard gfe as far as I knew.Turned up abit late made it obvious he didn't want to kiss,told me my age (37)was a turn on and asked if I was born in 1978.told me I was better looking than my pics...asked me to sit on his lap...then asked me to stand up and show him my big arse (I really don't have that big an arse but he kept commenting on it.He pulled my cheeks apart and stuck his face in between then kept giving me like orders.Bend over,take that off do this do that.Basically objectifying me which I can cope with if I know that is what they are into not so much when I am not expecting it.Anyway gave him oral and a titwank for abit.Then he said he wanted to use the bathroom.He came out and said it was time to have a look at 'this'I asked if he meant my vagina.He then sort of picked at it and pulled it apart and examined it then said he couldn't go through with the booking.I just said ok and let him get dressed not sure if he expected any money back but it wasn't going to happen!He told me it wasn't my fault he was just too nervous.I don't think he was nervous I think I wasn't acting humiliated enough for him and he was pissed off because he couldn't get a rise out of me.Silly twat paid me ?80 for 45 mins and left after 30 mins.I wouldn't see him again for double that.Horrible bloke with a shitty attitude.
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And my booking after that?Lovely.Older bloke wanted to give me lots of oral and an hj at the end.Sweet,polite and up for a good time.Perfect.What a contrast!
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And my booking after that?Lovely.Older bloke wanted to give me lots of oral and an hj at the end.Sweet,polite and up for a good time.Perfect.What a contrast!
Yeh thank god for bookings like that. After my awful one (and a few other shitty ones this month) I had an awesome guy yesterday who wanted mild dom, and was so lovely and appreciate. Plus he gave me a 20% tip!
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Horrid booking.21 year old who had emailed asking if I saw guys his age and race,told him I was fine with that... He came out and said it was time to have a look at 'this'I asked if he meant my vagina.He then sort of picked at it and pulled it apart and examined it then said he couldn't go through with the booking.I just said ok and let him get dressed not sure if he expected any money back but it wasn't going to happen!He told me it wasn't my fault he was just too nervous.
I wouldn't be surprised if he was a virgin.
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Horrid booking.21 year old who had emailed asking if I saw guys his age and race,told him I was fine with that... He came out and said it was time to have a look at 'this'I asked if he meant my vagina.He then sort of picked at it and pulled it apart and examined it then said he couldn't go through with the booking.I just said ok and let him get dressed not sure if he expected any money back but it wasn't going to happen!He told me it wasn't my fault he was just too nervous.
I wouldn't be surprised if he was a virgin.
Well with that sort of attitude towards women he will probably be staying one for a long time.I've seen genuine virgins and although nervous they didn't behave in such a cold almost detached way.Quite the opposite.
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He's probably one of those guys who reads sites that talk about the "red pill" (a reference from The Matrix used by odd young fellows on sites like The Return of Kings.) He probably literally thought that he could purchase the opportunity to treat a woman badly and wanted you to know what he was doing.
I probably would have laughed at him.
I had a guy yesterday who had an odd mood about him. He ordered me to get on the bed and I just kept laughing and saying, "I'm sorry, I didn't understand that?" until he finally smiled and said, "Could you get on the bed, please?" As it turned out, he was having a really bad day as his wife had discovered his affair and his head was all messed up. He admitted defeat in regards to impotency and left early.
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Just had a pretty odd customer, he was really nervous, said it was his first time.. commented how there's a mosque near me and he felt like he was 'doing something bad' (he was asian). He wouldn't take off his clothes for ages, just wanted me to spread my legs and let him stare at me for ages. Then he wanted me to stroke his balls for about 20 minutes. Then quick blowjob. Then when he left he said I'm amazing and he'l come back. Err.. alright then haha. felt like I barely did anything really!
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Just had a pretty odd customer, he was really nervous, said it was his first time.. commented how there's a mosque near me and he felt like he was 'doing something bad' (he was asian). He wouldn't take off his clothes for ages, just wanted me to spread my legs and let him stare at me for ages. Then he wanted me to stroke his balls for about 20 minutes. Then quick blowjob. Then when he left he said I'm amazing and he'l come back. Err.. alright then haha. felt like I barely did anything really!
Situations like this are one of the reasons I just decided not to see Asian clients (on the whole). Too many muslims I've dealt with, even if it is a very small proportion of them as a whole, in sexual situations have bizarre, even scary attitudes, some of them particularly towards white women. I just can't be doing with it, sorry.
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Well since not all Asian people are Muslim, not all Muslims are Asian and a weird attitude to women isn't restricted to either or any other group of people it's not a particularly logical basis for discriminating against anyone but, as ever, each to their own.
Where it doesn't belong and will not continue is on this thread or anywhere else on this board. Any further posts continuing along these lines will be removed, since we have about dozen locked threads for people to refer to already.
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Last booking:
He was Dad and I was Step Daughter.
He told me we had great chemistry (I don't think so mate) and when he came (finally) he started growling.
Worrying.
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Typical suburban west london young-ish lad. He said he had booked a hotel room for us and when I turned up it was the most scummy, sleazy, halfway-house kind of place I had ever seen, I thought those places only existed in films!!! He kept apologising saying he was sorry it was so shit, I just laughed and thought well I'm not coming back here!!
He was a bit of a douchebag. Tried to go in bareback which I immediately stopped, and he was like 'yeah yeah of course get a rubber thats fine!' so I did. Then he whined about it and I said well sorry it's a non-negotiable. and he's all oh yeah of course of course darling. But maybe we can stop using them when we get to know each other? I just smiled and said I always play safe. He didn't push it any further. During sex he kept making me promise I wouldn't forget about him?!
Then afterwards he was saying 'you're too normal to do this job, you're like a really nice normal cool girl, you and I would be just hanging out and stuff if we met in a bar', then said to ring him if I ever want to hang out with him ::) kept quizzing me on why I don't have a boyfriend and why I do this job and how come I'm so normal, then proceeded to slag off the women hes fucked saying "they were all really super gorgeous but couldn't fuck like you can" UGH. Jesus Christ I was glad I was only there for half an hour. I must be good at my job if he thought I would want to spend time with him for free.
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I was working a slow day at [a parlour] and my last client of the day was a tall middle aged balled man. GOREGOUS!!!! Wanted a realistic GFE for a 30 min booking. Was fun, oral both ways and tickling! First guy to INSIST on Oral with a condom because he was sensitive! Really lovely guy, such a nice end to a very slowwww bank holiday work day! x
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Well today I received a call from a gent who had googled silk sheets and had come across my name on AW, so he phoned and said he had a fantasy which involved sheets, so yes I said I could provide them for our meet, anyway, the door went and there stood an elderly version of the milky bar kid (early 60's) anyway I greeted him and showed him to the bedroom where he handed me a black silk negligee that he wanted me to wear (turned out it was what his wife wore on their wedding night 40 years previously) so I went to the toilet to change so he could get the full effect, anyway, I returned from bathroom to find him naked - shagging the sheets!!!! yep it wasn't me he wanted it was the sheets.
I then took another sheet and put it on top of him and proceeded to give him a full body massage while he shagged my bed. once he came I asked if he enjoyed it and his reply was oh yes, but now can we act out my fantasy lol ;D So curiosity got the better of me and I said yes, and he then opened up his bag and pulled out a kingsize silk duvet cover and asked me to get inside. By this time I was nearly in stitches but he was a gentle old guy so though feck it, im doing this as I want to see where it goes, anyway I climbed in and so did he, he then proceeded to hand me a pair of long black silk gloves which he then placed on his face and he wanked himself off with a little pink ribbon :D :D :D after wards I said to him did you enjoy that and he replied yes as it had been a fantasy for over 40 years but he could never ask his wife to do it, I then suggested that next time he could wear a pair of my silk crotchless knickers and have some real fun, his reply sent me over the edge - he said - honey I wear them Monday to Friday so its not much of a kink for me anymore lol, - yep you guessed it I couldn't keep in in any longer and was nearly wetting myself laughing lol,
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Bahahahahahha!!!!!
So dope!!!
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That's the best thing I've heard all week!! Xxx
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A late 50s bloke who in two long phone calls told me he was a convincing cross dresser. Cue Bet Lynch turning up in leather mini skirt, leopard print top, lacy knickers, suspenders etc. - all smelling heavily of mothballs/charity shops... ::)
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Kissed me for about 25 minutes no breaks for air. At one point I thought I was going to suffocate.
What on earth do they get out of that?
After all the licking for Britain, I got the old 'will you do an overnight' nonsense and 'can you text me a bit this week' shite.
Got in my car and foot to the floor. Get me the fuck home.
A great evening haha
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A late 50s bloke who in two long phone calls told me he was a convincing cross dresser. Cue Bet Lynch turning up in leather mini skirt, leopard print top, lacy knickers, suspenders etc. - all smelling heavily of mothballs/charity shops... ::)
That would scare the shit out of me :)
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My last booking was my first!!!!!!
Met at his house for 1 hour. Kissing (if you could call it that) was pretty awful and then he just took off all my clothes one time which I found extremely mechanical but he was a gentlemen so cant complain.
When I left, I felt amazing! So many endorphins loooooool
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With a regular I've been seeing since I started 5 years ago.Turned out I was his first escort so we were new together.Booked for an hour had 2 rather fast and frantic shags and then he cheekily asked for another quick pop with about 30 seconds to the end.Told him he had 1 minute to titwank which he loves and blow me he managed it lol!So 3 pops in total then a chat and a laugh while he showered and got dressed.Nice guy and quite funny.
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Guy in his mid to late 30's I'd guess a bit short but quite good looking. He was really polite and well spoken said he was a teacher but didn't really ask what he teaches. He booked an hour and after showering he jumped on me like a wild animal and picked me up he had me up against the wall was about 10-15 minutes of him really into it until he popped then he turned into a dead fish lol. He actually fell asleep for a while! I offered to make him some green tea which he accepted and we chatted for a bit. He decided to shower and leave about 25 minutes early and didn't complain about giving me money for an hour. Said he'd like to see me again but maybe next time he won't stretch his expectations of how long he needs to get himself off lol.
It was a decent booking in all. It was kind of rough but not in an "ow!" hurty way more of a passion sort of thing.
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Booking with a regularish client, I say regularish as he travels a lot and I usually see him every 8 weeks or so, sometimes every fortnight dependant on his work. Lovely guy, 53, tall, nice body, easy to get along with, loves a chat and a glass of Prosecco.
Lots of sex as usual and this was the first time he went down on me which was a surprise! An enjoyable one!
Has quite a big thick one which always makes me wince for a little while, doggy can be an issue sometimes if he goes too deep.
Few rounds of sex, he then cums in my mouth as he usually does but misses my mouth a bit and it goes all over my cheek, little in my hair and a little in my mouth, he apologies I find it funny, try to clean up on the bathroom and it's ruining my makeup so had to re do my foundation lol! Then lots of chat telling me about his work and then starts asking what my ideal guy is and if I date older men haha! He's a really nice guy so I don't take it as weird or anything.
Ran over a little as usual, he actually fell asleep for a while! Got up got dressed and he said he's left a little extra in my rate for my driving lessons (I've told him about them before its sweet that he remembered) I told him no, and that I won't take extra money off him, but he insists, I kiss him thank him and leave and when I'm walking down the hotel corridor I count the cash and he's added another ?100 to it! Thank him again when he texts asking me if I got home, this morning receive an email and he's arranging another meet for three weeks time. He's one of my favourites. Lovely guy who I always enjoy.
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Had a horrid client today. booked for one hour but when he arrived it was obvious he didn't want to be there, I guess he just didn't fancy me? I wish he had just left, instead he silently treated me like a piece of worthless meat for 15 minutes, got dressed and started hinting for some money back. I gave him 60 back so he ended up paying for half an hour, am cross with myself for doing it but I've never had to deal with that before. I've had guys turn up where there hasn't been chemistry but I've always managed to charm them and make it fun, fake the chemistry for them, but this guy was just as cold as ice. Absolutely horrible.
Thankfully after I had a LOVELY client. a hilarious and very sexy Irishman and I had a great time. He asked me out for lunch after but I declined, bless him though.
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mine was a large really lovely guy, however didnt make him cum! I was a little worried i was doing something wrong... untill he tells me i look alot like the girl he lost his virginity too and it made him shy! x
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Guy in his 20s. Was nervous to start with but boy did he come out of his shell once we got into it haha! He came and after we got up to change he told me this was his second time - little did he know it was my second time too ;D
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Both happened earlier today.
First guy was reserved at first but came out of his shell once we got into it. Nice dick which was surprising coz he was very lanky (just saying!) and he actually got me very close to cumming - but I didnt. He was really chatty which I dont mind, but what I do mind is asking me personal Qs whilst Im trying to suck your D
"Do you live around here"?
Relatively close but thats all your getting out of me coz its personal
"Do you have many clients today"
Maybe
"Is your hair real or is it extensions"?
You should never ask a girl that Q, like, evvvveeeerrrrr - defaq?! :FF
Ugh
He was talking so much/asking me all these retarded Qs that I ended up telling him to stop overthinking and just enjoy the moment pfff!
Now, the second guy..... *drools*
Even though I havent had many before him, it was by far the best! Very easy on the eye and my man made me cum hard like thunder HAHAHA! It actually felt like it was a true GFE - started of with sensual caressing before he got me soaking wet, literally. 30 mins into in, he asks if Im ready to fuck:
Ive been ready to fuck you since you walked in mate ;D
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Nervous guy who had a very strange technique about everything kept jiggling my boobs and pussy I had to bite my lip to stop from bursting into fits of giggles, still was a nice man who was also a laugh in other ways too.
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Rather old guy. Spent first hour helping him navigate round his new laptop (IT advice haha), half an hour in bed and half hour listening to him waffin on about how he wanted me to be his woman and I could move in tomorrow if I wanted to.
hahahahahaha you gotta larf.
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Rather old guy. Spent first hour helping him navigate round his new laptop (IT advice haha), half an hour in bed and half hour listening to him waffin on about how he wanted me to be his woman and I could move in tomorrow if I wanted to.
hahahahahaha you gotta larf.
x
Loooooool
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last booking was actually amazing. Older guy, just my style of dominance, and a bit of a sugar daddy. In the lead up to the booking he bought me a beautiful designer dress I could never afford myself, plus some amazing toys for our booking. Then paid my full sub rate on the day, plus a MASSIVE tip, and has asked me to choose some louboutins for him to buy, to go with the dress he bought me.
i mean, I love presents, and I love tip envelopes which are almost as fat as the envelope with the rate in it, but this guy was actually loads of fun and I really enjoyed myself. Really funny, chatty and easy to get along with, felt totally comfortable right from the start. He had that kind of firm dominance and yet very nurturing and gentle too, and he gave me the best OTK spanking I have EVER had! And he had a gorgeous huge willy!! I can't wait to see him again ;D literally the unicorn of clients
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Nervous guy who had a very strange technique about everything kept jiggling my boobs and pussy I had to bite my lip to stop from bursting into fits of giggles, still was a nice man who was also a laugh in other ways too.
These finger flipping types make me want to laugh too. Palm down & backwards wave like a toddler isn't it. I'm a bit of a cow & say what's that all about & just show them what to do. Amazing how their wives haven't taught them what women like.
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Mine was my lovely regular who has a thing for normal fit pants! 6 hrs booked, he is lovely snd very fun to be around. He never has sex in the bookings at all but thinks of lots of ways to make the time! I left with a new dress, trousers, short shorts, and 5 pairs of CK pants! Xxxx
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Its Tanya01 not been on for ages hope you well im sure you will be.
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smelt of poo..really bad. :-X
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Looked like Grizzly Adams, stuck his tongue down my throat at the door for what seemed like forever...I led him to the bedroom where he very kindly paid me ?10 more than my fee, all the time me trying to move away from his wet slimy tongue but to no avail :-( He licked me for a few minutes (not just down below everywhere, face, neck) I went down to do oral on him, oh no the smell so I quickly covered him putting it on with my mouth to try and make it fun lol Then more tongue :-(
He left on time and seemed very happy, lovely guy but just a bit more slimy and smelly than I would have liked but at the end of the day I got what I wanted and so did he.
He said he got me out of contacts mag so no danger of him reading this lol
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licked my face to within an inch of my life. I don't get paid enough for this shit ;D
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Asked 1001 questions, it was only a half hr appointment.....
"So what's your favourite thing?" Me - "I don't have a favourite, I like it all"
"Do you have a boyfriend"
"What does he do?" (told him he doesn't need to know that!)
"You must have a favourite thing"
"Do you live alone?"
"How long have you lived here"
"What's your favourite then"
"Are you always horny"
"Tell me your favourite thing to do"
Arghhhhhh bugger off and mind your own business!
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Asked 1001 questions, it was only a half hr appointment.....
"So what's your favourite thing?" Me - "I don't have a favourite, I like it all"
"Do you have a boyfriend"
"What does he do?" (told him he doesn't need to know that!)
"You must have a favourite thing"
"Do you live alone?"
"How long have you lived here"
"What's your favourite then"
"Are you always horny"
"Tell me your favourite thing to do"
Arghhhhhh bugger off and mind your own business!
I fucking hate the 'so what do YOU like?' question. It really depends on what mood I'm in what I like and I don't talk dirty so it's a pointless question if that's what they're after. Usually tell them I like oral on me if they ask, so I can have a little break ;D
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Asked 1001 questions, it was only a half hr appointment.....
"So what's your favourite thing?" Me - "I don't have a favourite, I like it all"
"Do you have a boyfriend"
"What does he do?" (told him he doesn't need to know that!)
"You must have a favourite thing"
"Do you live alone?"
"How long have you lived here"
"What's your favourite then"
"Are you always horny"
"Tell me your favourite thing to do"
Arghhhhhh bugger off and mind your own business!
I fucking hate the 'so what do YOU like?' question. It really depends on what mood I'm in what I like and I don't talk dirty so it's a pointless question if that's what they're after. Usually tell them I like oral on me if they ask, so I can have a little break ;D
I would've said that but he was the sort who just lays there and expects to be attended to! In the end I did make up something just to try and shut him up!
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I had a 'what do YOU like?' question. I have to admit, he really stumped me for there was absolutely nothing I would have liked with that man.
It was an awkward silent minute.
hahaha
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I had a 'what do YOU like?' question. I have to admit, he really stumped me for there was absolutely nothing I would have liked with that man.
It was an awkward silent minute.
hahaha
Haha yeh exactly!
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OH god I never know what to say to them when they ask me that. I'll often ask "where do you want me" once I've put the rubber on them, and if they turn it back round on me I actually get a bit annoyed. The preferences of my work persona are similar to my own as I don't want to do stuff I don't enjoy, but them asking it feels like an attempt by them to make it like 'real' civvie sex, and just for a second it makes me feel vulnerable and insecure. Like if I don't choose right they won't like it. If I get a client where there is real chemistry I will be more forthcoming about how I want it with them and it's great fun. Otherwise I just try to get them into doggy so I don't have to think too much about what my face is doing ::)
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A client tonight told me in all seriousness that I was too dirty for him, I'd had too much sex
Yeh I'm a prostitute.... ::) ok I think he was a first timer and despite my explaining I offer GFE, what it is etc, it quickly became apparent he was influenced by pornos, no kissing in fact barely touching, just (a lot of) oral and wanking, all very mechanical.
So bright red in the face at the end, very attractive! So not my fave type of booking. He also spent ages in toilet after sniffing and coughing so I got suspicious he was taking something...
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I had a 'what do YOU like?' question. I have to admit, he really stumped me for there was absolutely nothing I would have liked with that man.
It was an awkward silent minute.
hahaha
Or worse when they say "What do you want to do to me, do whatever you want with me" Totally lost for words but I can't really turn round and say I want to have sex for money with you that's all ha ha!
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Wasn't best pleased with my last booking. He was a first timer and was too worked up to enjoy himself kept talking about his willy and how erect or otherwise it was - wouldn't let me massage him with oil despite planning to take a shower after.
He also ejaculated in my mouth which was NOT part of the deal whereas OWO is on offer cim and swallow are only for repeat bookings and certainly not for the first meet. I felt pissed off.
He took a shower and then left.
He had to travel two hours to meet me but I doubt I will see him again!
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Not my last booking but a memorable one from last week:
I live/work in a very tourist area where there are quite a few traveling families. This guy booked me for an outcall and it became clear early on that he was on holiday with his wife and kids. The room had all kinds of woman/kids clothes strewn about and he was very anxious about our time NOT running long. I suspect that his wife/kids were in town and that he had a very narrow window to play.
I had no problem that he had a family, but I thought it was super weird and creepy that he was sharing this bed with them after playing with me. The only benefit was that he finished quickly and didn't try to string me along for a longer session.
(I wonder if he finishes that fast with his wife!)
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Regular, books 15 minutes always gone in about 8 minutes. Lovely polite clean respectful and quick and an actual pleasure to talk to.
Wish they were all like that!
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He sounded great on the phone - unaffected, friendly voice; no stupid questions; straightforward - I was looking forward to him as my last booking of the evening.
I greeted him with a glass of wine - he was gorgeous! I mean, ordinary enough guy but I liked him. He'd booked half an hour but I spent ann hour with him. We talked for a long time whilst playing footsie and touching one another. I told him that I didn't care about the clock. I never looked at the clock once. We had awesome sex. He'd gotten out of a long-term, sexless relationship and hadn't had sex in three years. I was really into it and I got off on his passion. I was smiling for a long time after he left. I didn't even feel the urge to jump in the shower. I went to bed without showering!
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He was so old he had a hearing aid. Couldn't hear well so kept making me repeat myself. The face he pulls when he's horny is so hilarious that I really had to work to keep the laughter in. It's a sort of grimace with his mouth gaping open like an elderly fish. Likes to give head so I give him a show and pretend I've come. When he asks I say oh yess with eyes wide open and voice breathy. In the end I ask if he's had a good time and he says great and you too huh. It's pathetic that he's going to die without ever giving a single woman an orgasm.
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An outcall to a leafy suburb..The house was the type you see on documentaries about hoarders. Dirty doesn't even begin to cover it but, being one of the least OCD people you will come across ( apart from fingers inside me, I digress..) I sucked it up and got on with the gig 8) Though I made sure to wipe him thoroughly, annoint him with strong peppermint lube and cover with a condom before I went anywhere down there 8)
He had a little hole on the underside of his penis and the most unattractive semen I have ever witnessed - the consistency of semolina and the colour of a pickled brain :-X
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An outcall to a leafy suburb..The house was the type you see on documentaries about hoarders. Dirty doesn't even begin to cover it but, being one of the least OCD people you will come across ( apart from fingers inside me, I digress..) I sucked it up and got on with the gig 8) Though I made sure to wipe him thoroughly, annoint him with strong peppermint lube and cover with a condom before I went anywhere down there 8)
He had a little hole on the underside of his penis and the most unattractive semen I have ever witnessed - the consistency of semolina and the colour of a pickled brain :-X
:-X nope, couldn't do it
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so my last "booking" was my first ever. A 70-something old man that i met on one of those "sugar daddy" sites a year ago, we tried an arrangement and it didn't work but he got in contact with me again a couple weeks ago, just checking on me. I've been wanting to start hooking I figured this would be the perfect opportunity to get some cash out of this man. He didn't balk at my price and wanted to see me for two hours, no problem I said. He booked the hotel and went to the room, texted me the number and i went up. i was so nervous I was shaking. i got to the room we talked for a while then we both got undressed, he was quite the gentleman but just so old and unattractive lol. He kissed me and did oral on me which was actually really good and i came a couple times. during sex i was riding him reverse cowgirl then he asked me to turn around. I was like "oh lord I don't want to look at this man" he came and didn't even tell me i was there riding his dick and he was just quiet lol. after he gave me a warm washcloth to clean myself up with, i said the room was kinda cold so he told me to lay down and put a blanket on me which I thought was so sweet. we just cuddled for a while and talked til his time was up. All in all not so bad for my first booking and I of course got a decent chunk of change so I was happy ;D
It was so funny i went to the bathroom after we were done as I was freshening up, I came out and he was standing there with all his clothes on and everything, like "well are you ready?" Lol i just thought to myself "you are NOT leaving this room with me old man i know people around here" haha
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after he gave me a warm washcloth to clean myself up with, i said the room was kinda cold so he told me to lay down and put a blanket on me which I thought was so sweet
Guy I see sometimes puts the electric blanket on for me hahaha
It's too hot! Makes me chuckle.
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Had a guy earlier for an hour booking in his thirties think he was on his break from work or something was in overalls like a plumber and I had to get some newspaper so he could put his dusty boots down. Was tall,skinny and ginger with ginger stubble not really my type but he wasn't really ugly. Anyway pays. gets showered and we make some small talk he seems nervous and I figure it'll be fairly easy for a booking bit of foreplay and I pull off the towel to find the biggest dick I've ever seen it was just so unexpected. I just sort of was looking at it for a moment in shock and then started going for it and he asks me to ride him. Was pretty difficult even with lots of lube and then he flips me over and starts going at it. After we get done he starts asking for another condom and he's quickly back to being hard again he managed twice and the second time he wanted to finish on my body and it's like a never ending fountain.
I think this guy is in the wrong career he should have gone into porn. After I'm just worn out and sore knowing I have two more bookings later on I honestly prefer them small for this reason just so much easier if I have lots of bookings in a day. He's raving after about how I'm the best he's had and gives me an extra 20 from his pocket saying he'll book me again and leaves with a big grin on his face. I'm not sure I can take that again but he was a nice lad. Now to try to get through the rest of the bookings and not feel like I've been torn in two. Think I'll have a nice bubble bath before the next one.
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My first and last smoking fetish booking. As an ex smoker of 20 a day and I still like an odd fly one if I'm out drinking. I thought it would be easy. Wrong! 24 hours later my throat is still like sandpaper. I can still smell it in my house. When I woke up this morning it was like having a hangover. 5 cigarettes in 40 mins or so. He was a nice guy and said when leaving he would be in touch again. But its coming of my likes list. Never again.
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after he gave me a warm washcloth to clean myself up with, i said the room was kinda cold so he told me to lay down and put a blanket on me which I thought was so sweet
Guy I see sometimes puts the electric blanket on for me hahaha
It's too hot! Makes me chuckle.
This isn't in Blackpool is it? Even so, doesn't mean it's the same guy - In winter you could freeze the bollocks off a Polar Bear there ;D
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Horrid bloke who rang and asked to see me asap told him I could see him in 15 mins and he ummed and aahed.Said he wanted 30 mins.En route he texted asking what I'd be wearing...then texted and asked to switch to a quickie not sure why I didn't tell him to leave it really.He rocked up and said he needed a wee came out the bathroom without wiping himself..asked what toys I had.Told him I didn't do toys on a quickie and that as per profile it was abit of kissing,touching then hj/bj or quick shag.He then asked how long he had..er well 15 mins which is what you just paid for and what you asked for!He then told me to lie on the bed and masterbate and then told me to spread my pussy then he asked how many fingers I could get in.Said I didn't know as I don't shove my fingers up myself (does nowt for me and I have long nails)he then laughed and told me to relax as this was the easiest money I had ever made.Twat!I replied that easy money came from clients who knew what was on offer and didn't treat me like an object.He came while wanking quite quickly and then left.Hate blokes like that.Cold,arrogant and pushy.
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I can honestly say my last booking was the best one I've ever had. No so much the situation but the guy. Mid 30s , American, a bit of facial hair and nice hair . I took a quick look bur once I got up close.. he is gorgeous. Totally my type outside of this job and fantastic in the bedroom. Done in 20 minutes nut chatted for the rest of the hour booking . Felt like a million quid when I left! X
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65 yr old but looked about 57. Quick shag then he said 'I'll get hard again really soon,'and I'm thinking, you're 65! Really?!
10 mins later after a bit of crap oral on me, he's ready to go.
Omg 40 mins of riding him, oral and wanking before he finished for the 2nd time.
When he was getting dressed he said ' I learned early on that you girls don't do it for the money do you? You do it cos you love sex!'
How I managed to keep a straight face whilst agreeing with him ,I'll never know!
They haven't got a clue have they!!!
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65 yr old but looked about 57. Quick shag then he said 'I'll get hard again really soon,'and I'm thinking, you're 65! Really?!
10 mins later after a bit of crap oral on me, he's ready to go.
Omg 40 mins of riding him, oral and wanking before he finished for the 2nd time.
When he was getting dressed he said ' I learned early on that you girls don't do it for the money do you? You do it cos you love sex!'
How I managed to keep a straight face whilst agreeing with him ,I'll never know!
They haven't got a clue have they!!!
Well of course nothing turns me on more than sucking and wanking an elderly blokes willy!!So much so I'm thinking of waiving my fee from now on...they do say some silly things don't they? ;D
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65 yr old but looked about 57. Quick shag then he said 'I'll get hard again really soon,'and I'm thinking, you're 65! Really?!
10 mins later after a bit of crap oral on me, he's ready to go.
Omg 40 mins of riding him, oral and wanking before he finished for the 2nd time.
When he was getting dressed he said ' I learned early on that you girls don't do it for the money do you? You do it cos you love sex!'
How I managed to keep a straight face whilst agreeing with him ,I'll never know!
They haven't got a clue have they!!!
Well of course nothing turns me on more than sucking and wanking an elderly blokes willy!!So much so I'm thinking of waiving my fee from now on...they do say some silly things don't they? ;D
Oh god yes it's such a sexual fantasy to be riding a guy who looks like Richard Attenborough playing Santa in Miracle on 34th Street. It's funny going into the job I'd expect young people to be tougher bookings but the old guys are the worst since they take absolutely forever to pop. Young guys are the ones done in 10 minutes then in the shower and out the door once they have what they came for.
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Just what I needed- lovely guy who was firm, dominant and knew what he wanted and had no problem bossing me about. Which done the right way, I love. ;D
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Old fella keen to get the full hour of sexual activity for his money regardless of his inability to get/maintain an erection :FF
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My last was a repeat booking. We'd met previously and we spent the first 45 min enjoying some conversation with a glass of wine before moving on to more physical pleasures. I'm partial to some spanking so he had asked me to bring a few whips and paddles with me which I did with pleasure. Well, all this money on these accessories and he whips out a wooden ruler - I'm not kidding when I say it's the best feeling across my arse! Our second meet was no different but he pushed the boundaries a little further with a leather belt and a plimsole on my bottom - I loved both. I'm not great on deep throat or face fucking as tend to gag quite easily but being relaxed in his company obviously made a difference. We finished, enjoyed another glass of wine, he brought me out a lovely box of chocolates again and we parted ways. Sometimes you just get people in this job that make you feel great and he's absolutely one of them. :)
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Small man with small penis with lots of salty pre-cum oozing out. I had to spit as I sucked all in unison. I had a few moments there where I almost stopped and said 'Sorry this is not going to be possible'. He kissed me with his tongue but no movement and his saliva was dribbling down my throat. Bad breath too.
But I did it.
I did it!
Thank God it was only an hour.
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PS he actually said 'I guess you do this to get your sexual needs fulfilled'.
errrrrrr..................?
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You can put a condom on the leaky ones and refuse to kiss the dribbly ones with stinking breath, you know :).
Even when I did OWO I couldn't have coped with that - I'd have been retching within seconds. It's OK to say no to stuff - just because you're being paid doesn't mean they own you.
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I was feeling sexually frustrated after two civvy men let me down today at the last minute - after I'd turned down at least one client. But karma worked and gorgeous pro sportsman client, who I haven't seen since December, texted to ask if I could do a late quickie. Alas, he was so turned on he came before we managed penetration, but it was still sexy as hell. Happy days!
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It was pretty amazing. One of those rare meets when you get an intelligent, hot young guy who you feel completely attracted to. Everything clicked. Fantastic sex, amazing conversation. Was disappointed when time to end.
Have to say - I do not get many meets like this when I am completely absorbed in it all and actually forget I am working! Had to keep my wits about me lol
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Big lad a bit chubby not really too fat works as a security guard at a supermarket he was wearing his uniform when he turned up so probably not long finished work, he had a nice smile and sense of humour. He turned up for an hours appointment in the evening with a take away which has never happened before but I was a bit hungry so it was fine it was a decent kebab. Spent most of the booking just sort of talking then gave him OWO until he asked me to take a break because he was going to pop too soon lol. Managed to get a condom on him and do a quickie on the sofa but he was pretty much done after that. He was nice enough and I got a free kebab out of it as a bonus.
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Titchy little bald guy, who kept saying do this, now do that etc , including standing up but I'm 6ft in my heels so that was impossible 2ft difference! ...in thin air , not even against a wall !!! ( I'm not a pushover so wasn't too worried think he had small mans syndrome bad) then .....he ruffled up my hair so I looked like Sid vicious at the front ...and kept slapping( not hard more like fast patting) my tits !!! So I just said stop it ! And he apologised and said...see you soon I knew you were going to be good ! .....I thought TA TA ...I can't wait !!! Keep laughing because my hair was up ...and so was the front by the time he'd finished , it had volumes ing dry shampoo in so it just stuck straight up , all the fringe and sides. I didn't smooth it down because I had a feeling he wanted me to lol !!!
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Young asian guy with nice muscles and braces (think he was 26??? does the NHS even offer them at that age??) he was actually really good at oral which is lucky as he only lasted a minute but still seemed like a lovely guy.
But how does someone get to the age of 26 and has not managed to make it last at least 5 minutes? Bless, he'd be better off practicing wanking than with me....
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Young asian guy with nice muscles and braces (think he was 26??? does the NHS even offer them at that age??) he was actually really good at oral which is lucky as he only lasted a minute but still seemed like a lovely guy.
But how does someone get to the age of 26 and has not managed to make it last at least 5 minutes? Bless, he'd be better off practicing wanking than with me....
Not sure on the NHS front but he could have went private. My friend is in her mid thirties and just got braces. Also I find loads of men last 5 minutes or less, particularly Asian men. No idea why it's more common in Asian men though, just my experience
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Young asian guy with nice muscles and braces (think he was 26??? does the NHS even offer them at that age??) he was actually really good at oral which is lucky as he only lasted a minute but still seemed like a lovely guy.
But how does someone get to the age of 26 and has not managed to make it last at least 5 minutes? Bless, he'd be better off practicing wanking than with me....
Not sure on the NHS front but he could have went private. My friend is in her mid thirties and just got braces. Also I find loads of men last 5 minutes or less, particularly Asian men. No idea why it's more common in Asian men though, just my experience
I thought there was an age cap for braces? ;D
As for guys no lasting long I heard somewhere the average is 7 minutes or around that, which makes sense, and if your with a client I guess they are all excited for it. Yeah I've had a number of south asian clients last under 5 minutes, but then again my boyfriend has south asian roots and he lasts bloody ages so that breaks up the generalization ::)
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I thought there was an age cap for braces? ;D
As for guys no lasting long I heard somewhere the average is 7 minutes or around that, which makes sense, and if your with a client I guess they are all excited for it. Yeah I've had a number of south asian clients last under 5 minutes, but then again my boyfriend has south asian roots and he lasts bloody ages so that breaks up the generalization ::)
I think a lot depends on how often they have sex, plus the more excited for it they are the quicker they will be. Even so I think 7 mins is a bit longer than average. Most of my regulars take less than two, but I encourage the quicker ones more than I do the longer lasters.
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Two minutes?
The guy I met last night pummelled me every which way under the sun for two hours until I finally had to nicely instruct him to finish off.
It was all a bit extreme.
:'(
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If only every guy could pop within 2 minutes. I would be one very happy Hooker 8)
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If only every guy could pop within 2 minutes. I would be one very happy Hooker 8)
I'm the opposite - love it when they last a while!
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I have to say it depends with who but when it's nice, I find it moreish. A few days ago, I had a large person, geese, I was in agony lol :P. I don't think I would accept another booking though he was a really nice man. :'( :-[
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It's the worst when they are big and they last a long time because I just know that for the rest of the day I'll be sore and it makes other bookings a pain to do. Now and again there is a hot guy I really enjoy a long time with but mostly I want them to finish so we can make small talk and give back rubs it's easy when that happens. Sometimes it just takes forever and they are the annoying type who want to move you in 20 different positions.
As for my last booking had an unexpected booking from a regular was just going to finish late afternoon and have the evening to myself to do whatever and a regular called and begged for an evening booking. Even offered me a good tip to take it because he just had to see me and I was kind of not wanting it but I ended up taking it. Did the usual stuff he's easy to talk to really and was a simple 1 hour booking where I got a nice bonus. Then he was talking about booking me for a whole weekend away which I don't know if I want to entertain I think it would slowly drive me insane lol. The money on offer sounds good and he;s a very nice man just the idea of entertaining a client for a whole weekend and never being able to switch off work mode is horrible.
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He showed up 15 mins late for an 30 min booking. It was my last of he day and had to catch a train home. So i lied... said I had a booking at 8 so you've got 15 minutes which he came with OWO on my chest. Polite guy but I just wanted to go home xxxxxx
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A multiple-hour booking with a favourite regular, culminating in cocktails in a posh London hotel. I do so very enjoy those ones. :)
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Regular who I've only ever seen as an in call, begged me to do an outcall to his home.... Turns out wasn't his home, was his sisters and she was on a night shift... He spent the 2 hours shoving substances up his nose and being paranoid that she would come home and catch him.... I spent 2 hours not wanting to be there while chomping on a flaccid willy.... To make matters worse I hate drugs but realised he dipped his willy in a certain white powder.... It really didn't improve my mood or my patience but I woke up this morning to a sparking clean kitchen so I suppose I got some benefit.....
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To make matters worse I hate drugs but realised he dipped his willy in a certain white powder....
Priceless. ;D
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It's the worst when they are big and they last a long time because I just know that for the rest of the day I'll be sore and it makes other bookings a pain to do. Now and again there is a hot guy I really enjoy a long time with but mostly I want them to finish so we can make small talk and give back rubs it's easy when that happens. Sometimes it just takes forever and they are the annoying type who want to move you in 20 different positions.
As for my last booking had an unexpected booking from a regular was just going to finish late afternoon and have the evening to myself to do whatever and a regular called and begged for an evening booking. Even offered me a good tip to take it because he just had to see me and I was kind of not wanting it but I ended up taking it. Did the usual stuff he's easy to talk to really and was a simple 1 hour booking where I got a nice bonus. Then he was talking about booking me for a whole weekend away which I don't know if I want to entertain I think it would slowly drive me insane lol. The money on offer sounds good and he;s a very nice man just the idea of entertaining a client for a whole weekend and never being able to switch off work mode is horrible.
I had another "elephant" today!! ??? :-X
You might want to be careful with this chap, next time he might want to take you on a honeymoon!! (the things may escalate..evening meets..weekend meets.. LTR!!!) ;D ;D
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A strange one for me anyway. He booked normally and turned up no issues. Late 30s, very obese and very pleasant with good manners. Down to business and there was none! He only ended up wanting to perform oral on me.
He was damn good at it as well. I doubt I'm the first lady to experience him.
I made several attempts to undress him and said twice to him " is there anything I can do for you?"
But he was not up for it at all. Nice chat as well.
He can come back every night but I can't help wondering if this is common. Is he embarrassed about his weight? Did I not take the lead enough? Who knows. He only took his jacket off.
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A strange one for me anyway. He booked normally and turned up no issues. Late 30s, very obese and very pleasant with good manners. Down to business and there was none! He only ended up wanting to perform oral on me.
He was damn good at it as well. I doubt I'm the first lady to experience him.
I made several attempts to undress him and said twice to him " is there anything I can do for you?"
But he was not up for it at all. Nice chat as well.
He can come back every night but I can't help wondering if this is common. Is he embarrassed about his weight? Did I not take the lead enough? Who knows. He only took his jacket off.
I had one like this, not obese nor any good at it sadly. He knelt beside the bed, licked me out and came in his own clothes fully dressed. No touching myself or anything, just came in his pants. Weird
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Clients like what they like I guess. If he's a large guy he might have issues having sex and be embarrassed about it sometimes helps to take the lead a bit and give them some encouragement. But if they want to pay to just do stuff to you they'll do that. Sadly I find it's rare they know what they are doing down there and it's more a frustrating booking that drags on than anything else. Would much rather be in control and do things to them. The worst are guys who get too rough or do things that just feel weird and they take my wincing as pleasure then do it more.
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You might want to be careful with this chap, next time he might want to take you on a honeymoon!! (the things may escalate..evening meets..weekend meets.. LTR!!!) ;D ;D
Short of marrying me in my sleep I think I'm safe lol. He's too old for me anyway. Pays well and is polite and easy to deal with though so as a client he's great. There are maybe 2 clients I have that I would even entertain the idea of giving up an evening at short notice for but that's just good business sense over any sort of feelings.
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;D ;D Glad to hear it. xx
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Ahh, I just did something ridiculous! ;D
Client booked me, confirmed, showed up, all perfect. I buzzed him in, looked through the peep hole as you do, and there's a woman there instead! Perfect bob hair, elegant shirt, a lady at my door!
I freaked out! I was sure it's a clients wife, probably asked someone else to call for her. So I didn't open, and she stayed there for 5 minutes and went.
Then finally client calls me, and says nobody's home and confirms address.
So I ask him what he looks like. And he says he's got long hair and black shirt on.
I was sooo mortified.
So I open the door, and he doesn't look like a woman AT ALL. Through the fish eye peep hole he looked like a really beautiful lady, and here's just a dude with nice long hair, but not feminine at all. Oh my lord.
And then the booking went normal, he said at least I'm gonna remember him, and gave me a hug goodbye. He didn't even care about my freak out.
It was so weird ::)
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Just had a guy for half an hour. He had had a Prince Albert piercing but he had removed the ring.
It looked weird sucking on a cock with two holes in it lol.
Asking the annoying question 'So What Got you into this?' like some do. Blah blah. Why do they ask?!
Thought I was doing it for a 'bit of pocket money' which I thought sounded rather patronising ....
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Just had an hour with a guy who was really shy, barely spoke.. so awkward!
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Just had a guy for half an hour. He had had a Prince Albert piercing but he had removed the ring.
It looked weird sucking on a cock with two holes in it lol.
Asking the annoying question 'So What Got you into this?' like some do. Blah blah. Why do they ask?!
Thought I was doing it for a 'bit of pocket money' which I thought sounded rather patronising ....
cheeky fucker ! I have one who asked if I did it because 'I needed the money ' pees me right off !!!
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Just had an hour with a guy who was really shy, barely spoke.. so awkward!
I've got a regular like that....was really awkward the first time and I thought perhaps it was me, but he comes once or twice a month but still never speaks. He just lays there, not moving, not speaking, nada. It is quite awkward but easy really.
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I had a lovely new client this morning. Due to an error on his part giving me the wrong number it looked like the meeting may not go ahead when he contacted me on AW ten minutes before the meet time to say I hadn't confirmed. I gave him the number I had on the booking request and the option to reschedule this morning as I had nothing booked in. He's only through in Glasgow today for work so asked would it be possible to make a shorter booking which I agreed to. He'd originally suggested some lovely nightwear and stockings only so I happily obliged.
Opened the door to be met by a pretty handsome man in his fifties, total silver fox, amazing hairy chest! He got undressed, lay down and we had a little cuddle. He sat telling me how much he loved reading my blogs and even my feedback (love a good ego boost!). Next thing, we're having a bit of a kiss and then he has me positioned at the end of the bed, head between my thighs giving me the best oral ever...absolutely gutted he could only stay for half an hour! ;D
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Two fantastic meets yesterday and one for later in the evening that I have to admit, I wasn't sure about. I wish I'd take my own advice sometimes and just trust my gut.
His comms were pleasant and feedback all positive except for one but he hadn't actually met the lady in question and I decided to give him the benefit of the doubt. He was rude and pushy and for the first time, I found myself really snapping. It became quite clear that the meet wasn't going to end the way he had hoped yet still he overstayed his welcome and I couldn't get him to leave. I'm positively fuming and eagerly awaiting my negative feedback for being a bitch. It takes a lot for me to lose my temper but this guy nailed it in minutes. :FF
The only cherry on top is that I had two fantastic bookings earlier in the day that have still put a little spring in my step!
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Yesterday I had two regulars book almost back-to-back it was a lovely, stress-free and extremely profitable evening. They didn't even bat an eyelid at my raised rates and just handed me the correct fee, more clients like this please!
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6ft10 gentle giant, had a lovely hour and he asked to shower before he left. He's left skid marks in my loo and shit in my shower. Sake!! :FF
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A day for giants it would seem. Second booking today was 6'11" I'm only 5'4"!!
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A day for giants it would seem. Second booking today was 6'11" I'm only 5'4"!!
That must have been somewhat scary.
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A day for giants it would seem. Second booking today was 6'11" I'm only 5'4"!!
That must have been somewhat scary.
A little! Definitely a big gentle giant though so all good! Just can't believe I had two over 6'10 within a few hours!
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Guess it's a day for tall and short
Early had a really short guy and I'm 5'1 this guy wasn't much taller than me. He had the ugliest tan leather jacket on and a green baseball cap. Kept hinting that he wanted anal but I already state I don't do it. Apart from that a fairly standard 30 minutes he was super lazy like just laid on the bed and let me do oral then get on top it's weird when they don't really seem into it at all. Only reaction he made was a quick noise when he popped that might as well have been a death rattle.
After that chubby guy not much to say either though this were early appointments I don't often get any so early but ah well. He was a bit more enthusiastic than the last guy.
Next was an hour with crossfit guy. great body with a tribal tattoo down his side the type said he does kickboxing and is a personal traner. Managed to hit all the right spots even made me orgasm. One of those where you wonder why he'd be paying for prostitutes but seems the hobbyist type who does it regularly. Money was straight out without asking, never questioned any of my security checks and was all business.
Now waiting on comic book guy who is one of my regulars. Probably the last booking of the day calls and messages have been total garbage today. Can tell the boyfriend I'll be done at 9 maybe see if he wants to watch a movie.
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Guess it's a day for tall and short
Early had a really short guy and I'm 5'1 this guy wasn't much taller than me. He had the ugliest tan leather jacket on and a green baseball cap. Kept hinting that he wanted anal but I already state I don't do it. Apart from that a fairly standard 30 minutes he was super lazy like just laid on the bed and let me do oral then get on top it's weird when they don't really seem into it at all. Only reaction he made was a quick noise when he popped that might as well have been a death rattle.
I hate bookings where the other person doesn't seem into it or give much away in terms of what they enjoy.
"What do you like?" "Oh I dunno really...just the usual!" :FF
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Just had my first booking! Really nice guy, hope he becomes a regular. 2 blowjobs and a bit of tit play, what an easy hour, and he was so polite and respectful. I am sure they won't all be like that but it's a great way to start :)
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Just had my first booking! Really nice guy, hope he becomes a regular. 2 blowjobs and a bit of tit play, what an easy hour, and he was so polite and respectful. I am sure they won't all be like that but it's a great way to start :)
Pleased to hear it, good luck! Most of my bookings are great fun and if you get good regulars it doesn't feel so much like work. I've some I genuinely get really excited about seeing :) X
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Lovely gorgeous guy my age I'd met once before and we initially had a blast. Called yesterday to see if he could have the afternoon with me. Lots of fun ensued but he'd brought me chocolate cheesecake, doughnuts & cream so midway through we were sat in bed in our underwear eating cake before burning off all the calories (again)! I think I might just keep him here next time! :)
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I had to dress up as a vampire, rub a guys thighs whilst he wanked himself off and i told him i would suck out all the juices from his cock/more dirty talk etc. x
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A really lovely clean polite super firm fit guy who I wasn't quite sure about over the phone to start with as he couldn't speak very good English, but gave him benefit of doubt because he listened to my instructions and arrived with no hassle at all. I was pleasantly surprised when I saw him: Wowee !! Gorgeous!!! He paid me for an hour and was done in 25 minutes, I thoroughly enjoyed it with him, no questioning or idiotic remarks, one of the best bookings I've had in ages, I hope he comes back soon lol :-)))
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Just done 30 mins with a new guy. Awful, yuck and ive already blocked him.
Came up the stairs shouting into his phone (not to me ) I actually went out my door to tell him to ssshh.
I've a few retired nosey neighbours and they always seem to be in and out in the mornings.
He gets into the room complains its to cold Its not! And wants the heating on WTF.
Then he goes pretty silent for the rest of the meeting, I hate that when I feel I've to guess what they want and ask all the questions.
Willy smelt of pee, and the worst bit, he wouldn't speak but was doing plenty weird clicking with his teeth and I could see them popping out his mouth. He was really leery and just a bit weird. Then after he has gone I realise he has left huge skid marks in the loo and it stinks.
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A new booking last night. He turned up with a huge box of chocolates for me and while not my type seemed quite sweet.
Had a little chat which somehow changed to him boring me about bus routes in my area twenty years ago. Moved in for a kiss, and just awful. Licking my teeth, ramming his tongue down my throat, no rhythm and heavy breathing which sounded like snoring. At one point I pulled away and he didn't seem to realise and proceeded to lick my nostril.
He took his underwear off and as he farted loudly...you know those horrible farts where you're sure they must have followed through? That.
Everything else went without issue, credit where it's due, his oral was excellent and he decided he wanted to finish on my chest. I don't know I what it is but I get really irritated by people climbing about on my bed as if they're trying to reenact something from a porno - they guy was late fifties and only had a hip replacement a few months ago, I half worried he might never be able to get back off of me. Anyway, he's getting himself off between my boobs and looks down at me then asks if my boobs were as big as they are now when I was at school. *shudders* I think the look on my face said it all and he just shut up and got on with it. Huge relief when it was finally over.
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Mostly oldies yesterday for whatever reason. New client turned up rocking a skullet and looked like he hadn't shaved for a few days he had a grey beard growing in. He had this strong smell of fish coming from him not even sure why but his clothes stunk of it. I think he was probably the least attractive client I've ever had also the most bent willy I've ever seen in my life. He wanted to do it from behind which I was thankful for because I didn't need to look at him but he kept spanking me really hard even though I told him to be a bit gentler. I don't mind spanking but I'm not looking for a huge bruise on my ass.
Also had one of my regulars who I've not seen in a while another old guy who looks like Richard Attenborough super nice guy just a bit old and creaky. Can take a while to get him going sometimes but he's always a perfect gentleman so never mind when I see him and he tells some good stories he's travelled just about everywhere.
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Lovely guy mid 30's, half hour booking, nervous as anything, didnt so much as grab my bum, just lay there and let me do my b2b, looked so relieved when it was over and totally came out of his shell, I get a lot of newbies because of the service I offer, its nice to see how they change at the end, laughing and giggling like they just won a game
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Oh dear me.... This client wanted everything all at once like oral and to sit on his face etc. What a complete yo yo it was. Although he knew I didn't dominate he wanted to be my slave having no interest in this. One of those uncomfortable moments. I should have declined the booking but had seen him once before. So apologised at the end and directed him to see a mistress for a full experience. But my regular next was fun let them keep coming. :)
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I had a gorgeous hunk.. ;D ;D pleasant , clean, gentle, just lovely..Couldn't believe my luck ;D Rare though..rare ::)
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A gorgeous sexy guy I've seen a number of times now. I always make myself available when he wants a booking. I was and always am very sub with him and he has complete control. Great kisser too. He left me buzzing and very horny and upbeat. Was awake all night thinking about the booking. He has a ton of escorts singing his praises. Sometimes I think it's him who is providing the services! Haha.
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A nice client who was very nervous and couldn't relax. It came up on true caller a photo of him with his family a weding photo that was different. I didn't say anything but.
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Nervous and a bit geeky and only wanted cuddles at first.
He actually started to cry a little bit after talking about being very lonely and when I hugged him tighter, I did a really loud armpit fart!!
Nearly burst trying to hold the laughter in!!!
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Tattooed glasses wearing personal trainer for an hour booking. Done 69 and oral stuff for most! Bur we had so much film tastes in common ir was a great end of the day xxxx
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He travelled about an hour by train then got a taxi to my place...He had asked the day before when he booked if it was ok to put cream on me and can he lick my bum, I said yes that's fine (thinking oh lovely he wants to massage me and I can cope with having my bum licked) He arrived with a can of squirty cream in his carrier bag...Turns out his intention was to squirt it on my nipples, vagina and bum and then lick it all off!! Err ok didn't want to ruin his fun ::) By the end of the booking I felt I had just been used as a fresh cream cake lol ???
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By the end of the booking I felt I had just been used as a fresh cream cake lol
Oooh squirty cream is fun! Well it is when you're with someone you like :D.
My last client was quiet, clean, respectful and farted when he came. I discretely didn't notice.
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Oooh squirty cream is fun! Well it is when you're with someone you like :D.
My last client was quiet, clean, respectful and farted when he came. I discretely didn't notice.
I had one that started meowing like a cat as he came! There was no way I could ignore that ;D
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Hipster looking guy with some tattoos and a beard, wore a flat cap and a brown jacket around his mid 20's think he said he was 26 said it was his first time booking an escort. Wanted a lot of random positions but the sex was okay he had a nicer body than I expected he looked kind of skinny but when he took his clothes off he had some muscle on him before the booking he asked if he could do a facial when he finishes and I agreed to it but he pulls out and gets the condom off and didn't get as far as my face so he just pops all over my thigh and we both just kind of look at each other awkwardly until I get a wet wipe. Think he was a little embarrassed but never said anything. After he showers and collects his stuff he starts asking if I'd like to go out for coffee sometime and that he really likes me and I said sure if he wants to pay my rates he says "No I didn't mean like that" and I reply "I know.." and he just kind of nods and says his goodbyes. Nice guy doesn't quite understand how this all works yet ;D
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Nice? ;D ;D. He's after Free Sex, kinda cute, I know.. ::)
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Lawyer flies me to Beijing, China for a week, puts me up in a hotel. Speaks passable English, enough to hold a conversation but not too in depth. Everything starts out great. He shuttles me around to the Forbidden City and Great Wall and gives me spending money to see the sights. We go out for lunch and dinner every day and order half the menu and feast like kings, he treats me to spa days. When it comes time to consummate the deal, it's a disaster. Dude is early 50s, not bad looking, but can't get hard, when he does get sort of hard his penis is comically small, so short that trying to ride on top is impossible as it continually falls out on the thrust. And during doggy. And every position, actually. So mostly I try to do oral, but he can never get hard, and never actually comes. After the end of the week, the guy had spent thousands total on this trip and me and never came once. I actually felt bad for him. Wasn't expecting to ever hear from him again and didn't. Thousands of dollars down the drain and doesn't even bother to buy a viagra... but at least I got to check Beijing off the bucket list!
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Oooh squirty cream is fun! Well it is when you're with someone you like :D.
Not really my thing but each to their own I can understand it could be fun with the right person :) What made it even worse was that in between slurps, licks and sucks (yuk lol) he was rabbiting on about how he knows this man who always talks over people (and he was doing exactly the same thing every time I tried to speak! Truly awful booking the hour seemed to drag and drag :FF
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but at least I got to check Beijing off the bucket list!
Nice one ! :)
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2 hour meet focused on smoking fetish and strap-on play. Given that most of my clients are incredibly vanilla, it was a really nice change of pace.
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Last night a guy who's been looking to book for ages but diaries never matched up. Loads of oral but could not get hard. Jawache trying to get him hard with no joy. Eventually he just wanted to lick me for the remainder of the booking. Woof Woof, he was terrific and was fantastic end to the day. A real sweety too.
This morning a regular had booked and shows up with a lovely new black slip for me he thought I'd like. The darling bought a size 14 (with my boobs?) But it actually fits. And he was concerned it might be too big lol. Some clients are simply adorable.
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3 hour booking. Two of which were spent chatting, laughing and hanging out. Half an hour of awesome sex and then a shower together.
Fucking amazing. Couldn't have asked for a nicer, kinder more genuine man. A total pleasure.
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My last one was with a 26 year old primary school teacher, completely my type and had a lush knob which I never ever say ;D originally wanted to end with a facial but we were so in the moment in doggy he came during. Quite dominant during the shagging, but in a real natural way, which I fucking love, rather than the shitty, pushy doms I've had as clients in the past. Been on cloud 9 all day. Always love a fitty.
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Half an hour with one of my faves - fit, funny and lovely cock. Early birthday present for moi! ;D
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First client of the day at the parlour, only rinsed himself in the shower, pissed in the shower, had black fungal toenails, slightly less disgusting fingernails, wanked him off for 10 minutes before noticing he had something crawling in his pubes....at first i thought he had crabs, but now know they were body lice. Fucking awful. I nearly scrubbed my skin off in the shower. Cried and went home.
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A new client today who had smokers breath and was a bit "grabby" he thought whilst in cowgirl he would turn me on to hold my boobs and work them round and round in the same style I use to clean my windows it was a truly dreadful technique. I honestly feel sorry for their wives and GF's. I don't think I will be seeing him again.
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A new client today who had smokers breath and was a bit "grabby" he thought whilst in cowgirl he would turn me on to hold my boobs and work them round and round in the same style I use to clean my windows it was a truly dreadful technique. I honestly feel sorry for their wives and GF's. I don't think I will be seeing him again.
I just don't understand why *some* of them have to behave like this, grabbing and the ridiculous 'techniques' that they seem to think are a turn on, they're not there just a complete turn off. ::) One the other night attempting to finger me and 'accidentally' pressed on my pubic bone too hard and with his scratchy nails, when I jumped up and said "Ouch!! your nails are sharp and that hurt" he didn't even apologise he just insisted that he had cut his nails and it was only because he caught my bone! (only!!) >:( Why can't they just admit and say sorry when they've done something completely stupid!!
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First client of the day at the parlour, only rinsed himself in the shower, pissed in the shower, had black fungal toenails, slightly less disgusting fingernails, wanked him off for 10 minutes before noticing he had something crawling in his pubes....at first i thought he had crabs, but now know they were body lice. Fucking awful. I nearly scrubbed my skin off in the shower. Cried and went home.
My God you poor girl! Does it get much worse than that??!! What a complete moron to come to see you with lice!!!!!! Awful
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First time booking quite a nice guy bald with tattoos and piercings turns out he's a tattoo artist and we spent much of the booking talking about a tattoo design I want which I had sketches of. We did eventually do what he came for. Left his card and wants me to pop in and talk about the tattoo but dunno if I will lol. It feels a bit like all the money I made will go back to him and then I did a booking for a tattoo that's just a bit strange. Maybe he'll come back and then the money went back and forth and it's like I got the tattoo for free.
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First time booking quite a nice guy bald with tattoos and piercings turns out he's a tattoo artist and we spent much of the booking talking about a tattoo design I want which I had sketches of. We did eventually do what he came for. Left his card and wants me to pop in and talk about the tattoo but dunno if I will lol. It feels a bit like all the money I made will go back to him and then I did a booking for a tattoo that's just a bit strange. Maybe he'll come back and then the money went back and forth and it's like I got the tattoo for free.
He's found out something that you're into and now wants to use it as a bargaining tool....No doubt about it he will be the winner (financially and time wise) If you decide to contact him about a tattoo that You want doing...Win win for him.
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First client of the day at the parlour, only rinsed himself in the shower, pissed in the shower, had black fungal toenails, slightly less disgusting fingernails, wanked him off for 10 minutes before noticing he had something crawling in his pubes....at first i thought he had crabs, but now know they were body lice. Fucking awful. I nearly scrubbed my skin off in the shower. Cried and went home.
Fucking hell!
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First client of the day at the parlour, only rinsed himself in the shower, pissed in the shower, had black fungal toenails, slightly less disgusting fingernails, wanked him off for 10 minutes before noticing he had something crawling in his pubes....at first i thought he had crabs, but now know they were body lice. Fucking awful. I nearly scrubbed my skin off in the shower. Cried and went home.
Big hugs XXX
That sorry tale pales my doubly-incontinent (but very lovely
) Octogenarian regular chappie story into insignificance. .
11 hours, a workout, swim, steam and Listerened-to-the-hilt later and I'm sure I can still taste wee :-\
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Exteremely overweight guy who wanted gfe.
So first he squished me (I'm not tiny but jeez I'm not that big either!) and then he plunged his fingers in me (Which I don't offer.) and scraped me hard with his nails. Kissed me, shoved his tongue in and slobbered all over, and had bad breath.
Then he tried to go in without a condom and was warned and said he wasn't ready to go in yet...and a few minutes later just dove in with no condom, no warning.
And the whole time I was thinking what the fuck is that smell?! Turned out it was shit stuck to the inside of his ass cheeks.
:( :( :FF
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Client books me for an hour (in a hotel) and does not disclose his condition - severe incontinence.
Turns up in a NAPPY saturated with piss and then looks crestfallen that I will not do OWO (room is reeking).
How I stomached it I will never know but I just got on with the very basics (it was a quiet day). When I stop (on the dot!) he then proceeds to put back on, the said drenched nappy.
Before he leaves he 'inspects' the shower in my room and says he'll use it next time!!
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No way in hell would I have gone through with that booking, Floozie!
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It's hard to believe there are men walking round in life with nappies on under their trousers. I think I would laugh if I was confronted with it. I would be like 'WTF!'
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I couldn't have done that booking. I was nearly greeting because a client kept farting. I'd have to have insisted as tactfully as possible that he showered or we call the whole thing off, you couldn't pay me enough to get intimate with someone reeking of piss. I take my hat off to you, floozie. X
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Very nice gentleman MD of a local company, arrives with lots of presents in a shoe box & 2 others wrapped up, a ?50 tip & a ?25 gift card in an envelope :o could not believe my luck. I don't get that much for my birthday or xmas. We start with a chat then kiss cuddle etc he seems a bit too shy to touch me much. Seemed surprised by having his balls licked & a finger up the bum, says no-one has ever done it. I'm puzzled by that because he has a lot of feedback. We finish the 2 hrs 20 mins early after he comes (quickly to his surprise) so I offer massage etc & another round but nope, he's satisfied, we then sit & have a cup of tea & more chat for 10 mins then off he goes. I'm still in shock lol
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Seems to happen sometimes where they book for a long time then once they have done their thing and got what they came for they see no reason to stick around. It's quite nice when it happens and they don't start demanding money back because they booked 2 hours and got everything they wanted in 15 minutes. I get people asking for overnights who I know will just be bored of me after one round and they have no plan for the night. I don't accept these guys though maybe I should I'd get a whole evenings pay for 30 minutes but It'd probably just cause trouble and they'd want to change their booking time after the fact. I'd feel too bad taking an overnight fee when all they wanted to do was pop and be done with it.
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Just had a guy I've seen once before look for a short notice half hour, quiet week so went ahead. Can't remember a lot about the 1st booking with him nothing amazing or terrible....... but this time wow! I spoke recently about how I generally don't like French kissing but a intense fk session then oral on him. The kissing was amazing!!!! Genuinely first time I've forgotten I was working. :-*
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It's generally nice when it gets better. I had one great booking with one punter. Second time, it was mediocre. He was apparently stressed from overwork. He was having a mini-rant over his work demands. I felt more like his Wife than a prostitute. ??? ::). Luckily, I had better bookings since. :)
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First booking for a week (I've turned down several cos they didn't pass my screening or I just didn't feel right)
Managed to find free parking nearby ++
He kept asking me questions then going for a snog so I couldn't answer --
He respected my boundaries around DFK and OWO ++
He gave me amazing oral and I went off like a rocket ++++++
He came while doing so, so I didn't even need to fuck him ++
Then had a nice chat for 30 minutes about Brexit and the North/South divide ++
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First booking for a week (I've turned down several cos they didn't pass my screening or I just didn't feel right)
Managed to find free parking nearby ++
He kept asking me questions then going for a snog so I couldn't answer --
He respected my boundaries around DFK and OWO ++
He gave me amazing oral and I went off like a rocket ++++++
He came while doing so, so I didn't even need to fuck him ++
Then had a nice chat for 30 minutes about Brexit and the North/South divide ++
Sounds like a very pleasant booking apart from the asking of questions then launching into a big snog so that you can't speak, I find it quite annoying, smothering and a bit rude really.
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I think the guy with the incontinence pad should have had the decency to WARN you it is ridiculous he expects you to go through with a booking like that.
I do sympathise with medical issues but really unless we are very tolerant or we are qualified nurses why should we be expected to put up with that!
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I think the guy with the incontinence pad should have had the decency to WARN you it is ridiculous he expects you to go through with a booking like that.
I do sympathise with medical issues but really unless we are very tolerant or we are qualified nurses why should we be expected to put up with that!
I imagine a lot of the time they avoid saying anything because they feel like you will cancel the booking but it makes it worse when they don't say something and you turn up dropped right in a situation you have to manage the best you can or walk out. In that guys case it seemed like he had some issue with hygiene he probably should have bought a spare clean pad and had a good shower before anything happened. If somebody came to me like that and was apologetic and asked to shower and dispose of the dirty pad it wouldn't be a massive issue to me. The idea of clients with medical issues did freak me out when I started but I have met perfectly nice ones who manage their own problems. Have one I've met a couple of times who does wear a pad but he's never turned up drenched in pee and does bathe before I arrive. Sometimes needs a wet wipe before I do anything down there but I've had plenty of able bodied clients I had to get a wet wipe out before my mouth goes anywhere near them too.
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Guy I've seen a couple of times rings about 2pm asking if he can see me at 4pm. I say yes, I'll see him then. He rings at 3.15 and mumbles a bit incoherently. I thought maybe it was me being a bit deaf and having phone problems but sounded like he said he was on his way. Then he rings at 3.30 to say he is here. I was pretty much ready so said come to the door. When he arrives it's obviously something is a bit different and he's not wearing his usually postie uniform. Soon figure out he's been drinking! He pays for the hour, hands me a red fishnet stocking he wants me to wear and the booking is over after 20 minutes. It could have been worse!
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My last two couldn't seem to get thier tounge in far enough gross. And while he was giving reverse oral slobbering every where bless him. My mind drifted :) Thinking about going costa coffee with a friend. Actually was visualizing being there relaxed. Then came back to the booking. :)
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Memorable client of the day turns up wearing a suit kind of balding with glasses says he is a teacher and looks the part. He was really quiet didn't say much but seems nice has a shower and before we get down to it he starts talking about his wife and kids for some reason I really didn't wanna know. Starts saying his wife doesn't love him and they stay together for the kids this big long sob story meanwhile I'm just trying to get the condom on him so we can get the booking going. He finally gets going got a bit rough and pushed me against the wall face first and then does his thing while still rambling on it was the most uncomfortable 10 minutes of my life. What he was doing wasn't bad it was just that he kept talking saying how his wife is all the names you can think of and then "You know what I want don't you, you really love it" tries to pull my hair a bit too hard in the process until I tell him off. Mostly I was trying not to laugh. What I did laugh at is after he gets done he sits down on the bed and takes the condom off himself and just holds it in the air looking at it not saying anything for a couple of minutes so I go to bring the bin over and the wet wipes sit next to him and pop a hand on his shoulder and then he starts crying asking if I think he's an idiot. At this point I cracked up.
He responds by throwing his condom in the bin I put next to him and getting dressed like a small child when they get angry and stomp around being all rough with their clothes. Tried to calm him down by saying I was sorry and he's just like "Oh you keep and enjoy my money that's all I'll ever be to you people but I won't stay here and be ridiculed" so yeah 30 minute booking done in about 20 minutes half of which he spent whining and/or crying. When he walked in I was expecting a dead fish who doesn't say anything but lays there not Angry McAngrypants. Every now and again a client throws me a curveball it was one of the more awkward moments I've had on a booking. I just can't get the image of him frozen staring at a used condom out my head.
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That's very, very strange. He is obviously not a fan of women...
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A gentle giant, he books me for roleplay stuff, (vampires etc.) this time i was a school girl with a long black wig! I ,however, started my period 30 mins before he arrived butmade him cum twice oral so not so bad!!! xxx
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How I managed to not wet myself laughing is a testament to my years of professionalism.
We all have had them, those sexual vortex clients. The ones when they enter they suck all the sexiness out of the air with their mer presence.
Breast drooling followed by, clitorial scrapings, a warm serving of smash nose into pubic bone in a vain attempt to give me head, to end with a round of the most uncoordinated shagging. When this didn't seem to do the trick, i stopped trying and let him sort it out.
Sweet divine mother of Jesus, what followed was 20mins of watching a man attempt to rip his own dick off whist listening to my sound track. The laughing part came about when Duffy's Mercy came on, and I pretended to hear his penis begging for mercy in a tiny choked little voice. I was bored! By this time, i had lost total interest, and actually caught myself verbalising my weekend list of things to do. This is why we get paid the big bucks!
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Had a semi regular who visits about once every 3 months he is elderly with a micro dick and bad legs, he brought me a punnet of strawberries (I thought they were a little gift for me) and proceeded to open the punnet and squeeze strawberries over by breasts to lick off the juice, this juice went over my tits, under my arm pits and down my belly he then slobbered it off, to add to my "pleasure" he went down on me with the strawberries and tried to push one up my fanny, boy it was cold.
He then wanted a 69 and after slobbering around my nether regions he blew really hard into my vagina I jumped and told him not to but the first blow had gone in, low and behold a minute later my fanny farted right back in his face which caught us both by surprise, I said to him "It serves you right".
His dick was so miniscule there was nothing I could do with it except a 2 finger wank.
After half an hour enduring this I called time he then tried to goose and kiss me on the way to the bathroom, in the bathroom and going back in the bedroom.
Yes with some punters we really do earn our money. ;D
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Due to good pelvic floor control (probably due to years of practising W/S stop/start) I just managed to not wet myself laughing at those last 2 posts! Hilarious!! ;D especially the description of the poor little penis's almost being torn off in the desperate attempts to come even though their body is saying please no more :o Talk about flogging a dead horse... ???
My last booking nice attractive pleasant clean guy booked an hour, paid straightaway, asked if he could bring his dog in to wait in the hallway (who was adorable and well behaved too) I gave them both some water. I pranced around for him dressed in full leather attire, over knee boots, jacket, short skirt, wanked him off, put a gloved and condommed finger up his bum, he said that was fabulous, thanked me and he was off...He had been in and out in 20 minutes :)
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Oh my god these posts always have me cracking up!!
Lovely guy, a very regular reg. Spent three hours rolling in the hay, and he brought me champagne and chocs. What a star!
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Oh my god these posts always have me cracking up!!
Lovely guy, a very regular reg. Spent three hours rolling in the hay, and he brought me champagne and chocs. What a star!
Fabulous! :) I haven't had any decent gifts for ages, the last client who bought wine (for us to drink in the hour booking just so he could try and drag it out for longer!!) brought the most shittiest bottle 5 quid can buy, now I'm not a wine snob but I don't like to drink cats pee either...He brought echo falls chardonnay :( :FF I poured us both a tiny glass had a few sips and threw it down the sink soon as he was out the door ha ha
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This is just the day so far interspersed with bookings.
I changed apartments today, I was in a perfect little one, could get the clients up, no hassle.
I am now in one down the road which is called a smart building, but the damn bell and accessing the lift once clients are in not so smart.
Client 1 arrives, bell not working, lift not working. I open fire exit door.
Next client goes to the back of the building, which also has apartments and gets stuck in lift
Whilst this is happening, my agent sends me one, see him. Get the one stuck in lift unstuck and see him too.
I went out to Office Works and bought gum erasers and have now wedged them in the fire exits. Waiting for the next one. A wine is in hand.
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Fabulous! :) I haven't had any decent gifts for ages, the last client who bought wine (for us to drink in the hour booking just so he could try and drag it out for longer!!) brought the most shittiest bottle 5 quid can buy, now I'm not a wine snob but I don't like to drink cats pee either...He brought echo falls chardonnay :( :FF I poured us both a tiny glass had a few sips and threw it down the sink soon as he was out the door ha ha
What a cheapskate!!
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What a cheapskate!!
Ye the tight git :( The thing is as well he mentioned bringing 'a nice bottle of wine' on the phone, twice in texts and when he arrived...I just looked at it and I never even said thank you for the wine which I always do, so I think he got the message it was crap lol Next time he books I'm gonna say I've stopped drinking ;D
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Ye the tight git :( The thing is as well he mentioned bringing 'a nice bottle of wine' on the phone, twice in texts and when he arrived...I just looked at it and I never even said thank you for the wine which I always do, so I think he got the message it was crap lol Next time he books I'm gonna say I've stopped drinking ;D
Nothing worse than cheap alcohol. Gad!
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Nothing worse than cheap alcohol. Gad!
I agree, I would much rather have one glass of something nice than a load of cheap kak!
What's Gad?
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Gad means yuck! I've not heard it for years. My wee granny from the Highlands used to say it
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Gad means yuck! I've not heard it for years. My wee granny from the Highlands used to say it
Thanks I'd never heard that one, you learn something new every day :)
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Nervous young man comes in, pays, lays on bed, as I am touching him, he asks me to sit ob his face. I comply. I think start talking dirty, he blows with in the first few seconds. He is of course shocked, I am not. He then says he wants to go again. I said sure. I sat at the edge of the bed and talked dirty to him again, describing what had just happened, and how he would refer to it again and again, Pop goes the weasel a second time. All accomplished with in 10min! He spends 15 min in the bathroom, washing his mouth like he had eaten shit. Comes out and starts stammering, I take one look at him, and say if you so much as utter that sentence, I will impale you with my stilettos! He yelped and left. ;D He was going ask me if was safe because he had preformed oral sex on me, Sheesh! I thought to myself, boy I am not the one going about ticking my tongue up strange women's nether regions. :FF
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Had three calls yesterday and the last one was great, big chunky man (the other two guys yesterday were skinny, not my type) with a decent sized cock, very nice and complimentary about me and popped within about 20 minutes. Only problem was he was sweating so much he left my pillows all yucky, but luckily I had some spares ;D
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My regular Sunday morning jogger who does a pitstop on my bed. I used to ask him to shower before service but I don't now. I quite like that sweat smell he gives of ( not bad body odour ) lovely pheromones or whatever its called.
My work phone is now off, sheets are in the wash, its watching tennis with a shandy for the rest of the day for me
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Met a client today for a 3 hour booking tall hair grown out a bit and floppy looking dark with rugged stubble look think he was Middle Eastern had tanned skin and a nice accent spoke perfect English wore a suit. When I arrived he handed me a rose and a card with the fee inside all seemed a bit fancy and James Bond lol. Wanted to meet for lunch first had coffee and a pasta salad then went back to his hotel room, had a shower with him then got down to it. Really nice body and wanted to do every position imaginable and some I've never even heard of. Even managed to make me orgasm on the second round and finished with owo. Ended up asking if I could stay another hour most of which we spent talking before having one final romp on the bed before another shower.
Despite his cheesiness with the money and the over effort at the whole gentleman thing he was very sweet and the sex was great I think hands down it was my favourite ever booking. Wouldn't tell my boyfriend but probably the best sex I've had in my life too and I walked away with 4 hours fee plus tip,one rose and a box of Turkish Delight he gave me before I left.
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Fabulous!!! :D :-* xxx
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Ended up asking if I could stay another hour
Did he ask, or you ;D
Sounds great, I'm envious!
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Did he ask, or you ;D
Sounds great, I'm envious!
Haha no no him but it'd be tempting to ask him for more. Just never had anyone do that to me before where my body is pretty much shaking from pleasure. Out of breath just thinking about it.
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Older gent, lied about his age. Company director, booked a hotel for 2 nights to see me for a 2 hr outcall (a cheap hotel mind)
Got my back up from the start, "how much is it I didn't look at the prices?" brag Mr money bag. Told him the price & oh it says xyz on your website, explained outcalls are more. Says he's got xyz & it's his "incall" so he'll pay me xzy. I got up to grab my bag after giving him a stern look & he hands me a wad of cash 50 more than my rate. Got a real joker here I'm thinking, concerned he's a boundary pusher.
Booking commences, he says he doesn't want full sex, he's impotent. Ties to make me climax, then asks straight after if it was fake :-\ & then literally eats my pussy to "taste it, loves the taste". I laugh inwardly remembering I have a "yeast arrest" pessary up there. He did it so hard I had to tell him to stop hurting me, practically bit me :'( He stops otherwise I'd have left & he's be left with a bruise or 2. Tries a few more wise cracks on me which I met with sarcastic laughter & fiend interest. Shove anal beads up his arse as far as I can ;) he pays me compliments & says he's been with crap escorts before. ::) I make him climax by vigorously wanking his flaccid cock for a few minutes until he climaxes (I think) then he waves both hands in a dismissive fanning fashion, saying "now leave me to sleep". When I come out of the shower he says "I've got all your personal information, I know who you are" Making me a bit paranoid he's been through my handbag. I laugh & read his body language saying "yeah right,you shouldn't joke about that to an escort" at which point he confirms he's joking but says he tried to book me a few years ago when I was under another name but I ignored his texts. Lucky escape.
Thankfully I got to leave earlier than expected, couldn't have stuck another 3 minutes with that arrogant prick.
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It was a rushy client who couldn't seem to relax and his attitude put me off. He didn't listen when I asked him to be gentle. No respect at all for woman. The morgority of men.
Thank goodness there are a few good ones left.
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Nice I always like the quiet shy types, especially when they relax lol
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It was a tie and tease booking he enjoyed being blindfolded and tied up while pleasured. He left happy and horny after cumming. :)
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Scottish guy on a work trip to Norway. I gotta admit, I struggled to understand him at times. Not much experience with the accent. >.>
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Lovely guy that I've met before. He always pops in to see me when he's visiting Glasgow with work. Perfect gentleman, great fun, filthy and very attractive. We usually have an early booking before he starts work and it sets me up nicely for the day with a spring in my step :)
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It was a 15 minute with a large guy who was shagging like no tomorrow. The postion was making me sore. So suggested doggy. We tried he went soft. Then he said it's not working. Trying to make me feel guilty.
I then said why I suggested am not being sore for other bookings. If a guy can't fuck in a safe manner then not my problem. Although kept quiet at first. He left in a good mood after that comotion.
This was one who last seen me 3 years ago.
And they wonder why clients are out of my personal life for a reason.
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It was a 15 minute with a large guy who was shagging like no tomorrow.
And they wonder why clients are out of my personal life for a reason.
;D ;D
I had a lovely client, who was very pleasant and nice (he's married). Not asking me to do anything, we didn't even have sex mostly cuddles and kissing, then he just came suddenly without doing anything and he did the same towards the end again. :) A nice booking apart from some personal questions after he was getting dressed ( ::) ).
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It was so hot in the room (weather over past two days) I was fanning myself with a hotel menu throughout. My hair went curly then frizzy and he was dripping sweat into my eyes so my make up went south and I ended up looking like something from the Rocky Horror Show.
Was it worth it? hahaha jeez
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The weather is really killing me glad I'll be going on a break soon in August since I'm going on vacation with my boyfriend. I need an outdoor swimming pool badly. Had one guy today who lives in the hottest bungalow I've seen in my life even with windows open there was no air he put a fan on in the bedroom but it was so hot and stunk. Once he got going he was dripping with sweat and since he was on top it was dripping on my face and his body felt all slimy pressing down against me. He was nice but the sex was awful was glad when he finally climbed off me.
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Had a lovely booking this morning with one of my favourite regulars clients, he's always spotlessly clean, non demanding and I really enjoy having a coffee and chat with him after, he gave me a ?20 tip, and said 'get yourself a nice cold drink in this lovely weather' There are some really lovely kind guys out there.
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Ooftt, a bit of an awkward one. My ads are very honest, I'm size 14-16, my age is accurate 40+. I just knew as soon as I opened the door he didn't like me. He was quite chatty but I knew! He had me on my back but with my legs hanging over the end of the bed and I know he was looking at my jiggling belly ( for my size my belly is actually quite flatish, my weight is in my hips and thighs, my arse is huge but sits high due to my sports ) and he hated the jiggling. His look of disgust said it all.
He did cum quick ( he said he always does ) but I was too big for him. He was very slight himself. I know I still look good facially for my age and Im well groomed. He ran out the door about 15 mins in to a 30 minute. A slight bonus I suppose.
The expression " pump and dump" has been used on this site recently, that is what it felt like.
Why do they do it? I know guys get the horn but if I walked into the local Chinese and my top 10 dishes were all sold out I would go home and have toast and cheese. I wouldn't settle for choice 11 which I feel I must of been :FF. Ie the only woman in this area who answered the phone in his price range. So awkward! Just go home and wank to porn!!!
Needed to get that of my 40Ds x
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I also had one who seemed fine on the phone but became a bossy, control freak when I arrived.
Tried to climb on top of me sans-condom and got a severe reprimand. Glad that I'm a seasoned Pro in my 40's and not a meek newcomer.
His flat was the filthiest I've seen in a long time too- the bath was knee deep in grime :-X
I did suspect he was on the Autistic Spectrum to be honest. Either that or he thought it was fine to treat sex workers as pieces of meat to be ordered around. He sat smoking afterwards - reeking out my best wig and outfit >:(
Somehow logged in to an old page without realising.
If i didn't recognise my own avatar and know my writing, I would swear blind this happened to someone else - I have absolutely no memory of this visit :-\
Sometimes it's a blessing to have the recall of a gnat..
( Time to peruse the little black book and rest assure his number is still blocked.. 8)
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10 minutes of talking (he was very late for a booking, and I had to get a train so I said you can stay but I'm not sure I'd we' would get anything done! He insisted on coming for 10 minutes. Where we had a chat. A chat. I got a 30 minute fee as well as a 120 tip. He is so lovely but very lonely, and didn't realise how much he gave till after! Xx
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Lovely 70 year old guy nice and fit and in good condition. Wonderful manners and great kisser!
45 mins of action followed by 30 mins of jolly chat. We ran over the hour but he was so pleasant.
Happy. Sometimes a good meet will really perk us up and this one did!
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My favourite regular books for ages and doesn't even want sexual contact of any kind. All he is after is a GFE i.e. eating dinner together and cuddling in front of the TV. I so wish he booked more often than once per week. Fantastic company, a great cook and guaranteed cash who could ask for more.
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Just got home from a really rather hot job... Beautiful apartment in the heart of Mayfair, a fun and very chilled Arab guy, who knew his own body and wasn't into the whole ridiculous "porn fuck" thing, lots of caressing and cuddling... And my god, he smelled beyond good! The satisfaction on his face afterwards was straight up rewarding :)
I reckon I may just gained a regular! Whoop! ;D
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I have had a lovely chap, well mannered and well spoken, gentle, soft cuddles and soft kissing, no ridiculous pse, no fcking, just gentle oral..he was lovely ;D I'm due for a new fetish chap for a longer booking ::)
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Last booking was a man whose wife died in October, really sad because it was obvious he just wanted some company :(
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A youngish guy who was so shy I didn't realise he'd ejaculated! It was really hard to get him relaxed, he went bright red and it was only afterwards when I was getting dressed he started chatting. I felt sorry for him. I tried really hard to put him at ease. It was challenging.
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Friday/yesterday was dead for me until 6pm I had a 30 min booking followed by another at 8pm for 1 hour.
The 30 min guy cum in like a minute after going inside, nice easy money!
Then the 8pm client was quite good fun actually. Paid for 2 hours + extra's yet he stayed until 3am. I didn't mind at all he was a nice and funny guy and actually really wonderful in bed. Old enough to be my dad not physically attractive but he made up for it in other ways. Gained myself yet another regular I hope!
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Lovely older gent who lost his wife 2 years ago. His oral was spot on and I came like a freight train :D
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Guy in his early thirties turned up wearing a t-shirt which said "Cool story babe, now make me a sandwich."
He paid for half an hour, lasted about twenty minutes. We chatted for a few minutes and then he left.
Maybe he went to get a sandwich.
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Maybe he went to get a sandwich.
;D ;D ;D
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My worst booking in a while was today with a new client, he seemed quite socially awkward and had no clue about a woman's body. I asked what he liked and he said 30 minutes OWO, sex and breast relief.
We get on with the deed OWO ok, onto sex (me on top doing all the work) then on to breast relief, this guy squeezed my tits until it felt they might bruise but I gritted my teeth as I was sure he would come and that would be the end of it...er no, lots of pumping and squeezing my tits but no sign of him cumming.
Bruised feeling and oily tits were all for nothing then he decides he wants some more OWO so I thought OK he will cum with that...er no.
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Ten jaw aching minutes later still no sign of him cumming I start to wank him first with my right hand then with my left until his time is nearly up and my arms are feeling like they are dropping off so I told him I cant make you cum and if he wants can finish himself off. He was wanking like a man possessed for minutes on end I thought he must cum...er no.
Now this guy was clammy when we started but now he was sweating all over and his sweat was dripping on my throw and newly washed pillow cases I mean it was literally like a river coming off his face so much so his hair was wet, a couple of minutes passed with no sign of him cumming so I said it doesn't look like you are going to cum and he said I will in a minute so I let him wank himself a little longer and he was doing this at such a fevered pitch the sweating was getting worse but I thought he must cum now...er no
God I hate clammy sweaty punters and with him sweating over my lovely bedding I'm starting to really feel pissed off so I called the booking to an end even though he kept saying he will cum in a minute but we were 5 minutes overtime and I'd had enough.
When he'd left I touched my pillows and throw and both were wet through with his sweat ugh!
I frantically stripped my whole bed and thrown it into the washing machine this will be a whole evening job for me now as I'm washing everything I don't want anything his clammy wet skin touched to touch me. :FF
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I'm sorry I know you're pissed off but your account of your sweaty client made me laugh a lot. My God. Sounds like a horror film hahaha!! Give yourself a hug x
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I'm sorry I know you're pissed off but your account of your sweaty client made me laugh a lot. My God. Sounds like a horror film hahaha!! Give yourself a hug x
Thanks shewolf, I'm STILL washing the bedclothes..ugh.
I did get a text from him after though saying "Thanks for a lovely experience sorry I was a bit nervous".
I wont be seeing him again.
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hahahaha brilliant
poor bugger-God loves a trier!
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Thanks shewolf, I'm STILL washing the bedclothes..ugh.
I did get a text from him after though saying "Thanks for a lovely experience sorry I was a bit nervous".
I wont be seeing him again.
I had one of those and it was disgusting. It's one of the reasons I switched from feather/down duvets to synthetic ones, in case I need to stick them in the washing machine. Worst of all, mine had a disability, though that wasn't the cause of his copious sweating, so I felt like a real shit saying no to a second booking. He had two showers during, but they made little difference - I could have virtually wrung my duvet cover out. Gross.
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An Afghani gentleman who I see about once a year who comes to see me while travelling elsewhere.Always books for 30 mins,always grabs my tits while exclaiming 'Nice bobbles,very nice bobbles'.Always asks to extend but tries to haggle the price..this time after he kept bartering for the extension while I was blowing him he then ket rattling on about doing an overnighter or a full day with me (I don't do either).He always asks me to give him 'Good service' then at the end goes back to poking my bobbles and saying 'Very good service,very good service..' ::)
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An Afghani gentleman who I see about once a year who comes to see me while travelling elsewhere.Always books for 30 mins,always grabs my tits while exclaiming 'Nice bobbles,very nice bobbles'.Always asks to extend but tries to haggle the price..this time after he kept bartering for the extension while I was blowing him he then ket rattling on about doing an overnighter or a full day with me (I don't do either).He always asks me to give him 'Good service' then at the end goes back to poking my bobbles and saying 'Very good service,very good service..' ::)
Bobbles, hahaha. That's a new one. Quite cute but funny.
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Last one was a new guy, in town on business. Older gentleman but decent looking. A one hour booking and he wanted 5 costume changes! Very cute little outfits he provided, but all still in their packages and some a bit fussy to get on. I'm still so new at this I'm nervous as hell, trying to waste as little time as possible! At least two of the outfits I didn?t have on quite right when I go out lmfao bur he was still happy customer at the end of the hour.
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My last meet was a a dom/sub role play, he wanted me to collar him and instruct him on what to do, I had him giving me oral (no great technique) despite my best instruction, followed by doggy. Then as 'punishment' for not pleasuring me a little spanking and watersports on him. I did not allow him to cum!
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Earlier I've just had an unusual virgin (or so they say), he seemed like he was though.
Explained he was fed up of having girlfriends who dump him because of his big cock I immediately thought here we go again more BS. Student 19 years old he just wanted to lose his V plates.
Dropped his pants and then - oooooh kaaayy! so he wasn't BSing. Perhaps the biggest I've now had.
He wasn't pushy or anything, it was easy keeping him hard OMG he was just hard the whole time I didn't need to do anything to him he just liked me a lot kept saying how beautiful I am and things. We spent a while for me trying to "accommodate" him, after a while he was almost fully in but it hurt too much, tried different positions but missionary felt best. Just as he was about to cum he decided for the last few humps to push himself fully in me it and FFS he was f'ing killing me!!! As soon as I thought he had finishing cumming I quickly pushed him off I almost shouted at him to never do that again it f'ing hurts bad!
Girls he was massive, be warned what you're getting yourself into if he contacts you:
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3 hours later I'm still bleeding a little in my thong, period isn't due for nearly two weeks.
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Earlier I've just had an unusual virgin (or so they say), he seemed like he was though.
Explained he was fed up of having girlfriends who dump him because of his big cock I immediately thought here we go again more BS. Student 19 years old he just wanted to lose his V plates.
Dropped his pants and then - oooooh kaaayy! so he wasn't BSing. Perhaps the biggest I've now had.
He wasn't pushy or anything, it was easy keeping him hard OMG he was just hard the whole time I didn't need to do anything to him he just liked me a lot kept saying how beautiful I am and things. We spent a while for me trying to "accommodate" him, after a while he was almost fully in but it hurt too much, tried different positions but missionary felt best. Just as he was about to cum he decided for the last few humps to push himself fully in me it and FFS he was f'ing killing me!!! As soon as I thought he had finishing cumming I quickly pushed him off I almost shouted at him to never do that again it f'ing hurts bad!
Girls he was massive, be warned what you're getting yourself into if he contacts you:
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3 hours later I'm still bleeding a little in my thong, period isn't due for nearly two weeks.
Poor you hun, are you OK now? Thanks for the tip off as I sometimes tour Birmigham. I do try and avoid black guys because I have trouble accommodating them.
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I've edited the above posts to - either a punter merits a warning or not, but the place for that is in the appropriate section and not here :).
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Just had a total winner... thought I'd share in case anyone is in need of a laugh (albeit a slightly cringy one) today.
Took a 15 minute booking from a guy I've seen before - I don't usually do quickies but I'd had to cancel his last appointment so felt like I kind of owed him.
He showed up and asked if he could have a shower. Fine right? 15 minutes later I'm wondering if he's dead in there... like seriously about to barge in. Shower finally stops. He appears another 5 minutes later. Still wondering if he's dead. But then he appears.... and still doesn't smell fresh. Mysterious! Throws a wob about me wearing lingerie despite having asked for it before he arrived. Got naked and he wanted me upside down licking his gross smelly balls (seriously after 15 minutes in my bathroom how is that even possible). 2 minutes later he wants to bang... stuffs it in a couple of times and I say 'oooh babe that feels good' and he just loses it and says 'damn you made me cum!'. Whoops! Disappears back into my bathroom for another 10 minutes... before running out of here like the place was on fire.
A little while later I decide it's time to wash the smell of him off me, head to the bathroom and find that there is water all over the place and he's managed to use not just both of my large towels but the 2 handtowels as well. And blocked the toilet. And I meant the most epic blockage of all time... :FF
If I'd been in a worse mood I would have lost the plot and been raging, but as it is I'm still laughing about it an hour later. Guys are ridiculous lol. Don't think I'll repeat this one though!
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What's he blocked the toilet with?
arrrrgggggggggggghhhh
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What's he blocked the toilet with?
arrrrgggggggggggghhhh
That, my friend, is the million dollar question. Kind of looked like a whole roll of toilet paper, even though there didn't seem to be much missing from the roll (yes I'm a bit OCD and notice these things lol). Don't know what he did but thank god for YouTube hacks... managed to clean it up fairly drama free and didn't have to get dirty doing it. Got pretty nervous for a while there thinking about having to call the hotel for help. Oh the shame!!! :-[
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I think your session sounds OK as he was in the bathroom most of it haha better to be in there than sticking his bits in your face. ;D
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Poor you hun, are you OK now? Thanks for the tip off as I sometimes tour Birmigham. I do try and avoid black guys because I have trouble accommodating them.
Not really, I stopped bleeding at some point last night when I was sleeping. Today I feel bruised/sore inside my tummy. So other than a client who just wanted a bj I've had the day off again to relax, topped up my tan and had my nails re-manicured among other things.
I can normally accommodate black guys but he was just too big. I usually get a lot of Asains to be honest being in Birmingham.
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I had a fabulous 1 hour this afternoon. He just wanted me to sit on his face whilst he smelt my bum. Didn't have to do anything else ;D
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Books about once a month, outcall to his hotel. The previous visit he has his fingers inside of me and I thought " Oh no, I must have forgotten to tell him I don't allow fingering.."So as not to ruin his moment, I said nothing and made a mental note to drop it into the chat before I left. Grinned like a Cheshire cat and said he knew he could get me to enjoy it, even though it was on my banned list :(
Fast forward just a week later this time and I stipulate my boundaries and give him my reasons ( health, hygiene, risk of cystitis and just general preference - but reinforced all the things I love that we can do..
3 minutes later with me pinned underneath and his balls in my mouth, he switched from RO to ramming his fingers inside me. I pushed him off and gave him a bloody good telling off. He lost his hard on and I lost any last shred of respect for this man. Somebody's Grandad..
Why did I bother? :-\
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My last booking tonight went very well it was with a kind respectful one who gave me a ?50 tip. :) Which has made me think about increasing my price by ?10 after talking about he said. Well worth a splendid encounter am so happy. It has made me realise why escorting is good. :) So from now on will focus on the lovelies. :) I'll do my best. :) Good to go ready for tomorrow. :) I never thought I would say it but am much happier escorting although the wits some times pull me down some times like many. I have faith. :)
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An old regular I haven't seen in many months, all was going well and was our usual sub/dom type of booking. And suddenly his belt smacked me across the back and neck...not sure how that is near my ass or boobs, fucking ouch. :FF
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a regular client spent the hour giving me oral and rimming me then asked for HR. Even gave me a box of chocs
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Just had a trucker, lol they are not all fat ugly slobs!
Its actually the third time we have met except this time he paid me for an overnight (regulars discount). Previously he had only seen me for 30 minute bookings. Rather rough looking for his age at 48 but he's a really good laugh and good in bed.
Only had sex two times during the evening and nothing during the morning.
Thing is, he's married, it really vexes me because he has three gorgeous children with his wife which she believes he is totally faithful to her, she's a high ranking nurse at a hospital and she totally loves him more than anything (from what I've gathered).
He sees me because she's not exactly as passionate as him. To be honest and open about it I won't lie, he knows exactly how to please a woman in bed, his cock is amazing. If he was my man I'd make sure his hormones are satisfied so he'd have no desire to lust after other women. I don't know her situation though. She's 45, I'm a fit 25. It really messes with my emotions, my dad has always been totally faithful to my mum but the amount of married men I've seen is a really pressing issue for me.
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Thing is, he's married, it really vexes me because he has three gorgeous children with his wife which she believes he is totally faithful to her, she's a high ranking nurse at a hospital and she totally loves him more than anything (from what I've gathered).
He sees me because she's not exactly as passionate as him. To be honest and open about it I won't lie, he knows exactly how to please a woman in bed, his cock is amazing. If he was my man I'd make sure his hormones are satisfied so he'd have no desire to lust after other women. I don't know her situation though. She's 45, I'm a fit 25. It really messes with my emotions, my dad has always been totally faithful to my mum but the amount of married men I've seen is a really pressing issue for me.
Yes, but the difference is you DON'T have three children to look after and a high-pressured job as well - it's not surprising sex isn't top of her agenda really, is it? Then again, I do think wives neglect their hubbies' sexual needs at their peril.
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Yes, but the difference is you DON'T have three children to look after and a high-pressured job as well - it's not surprising sex isn't top of her agenda really, is it? Then again, I do think wives neglect their hubbies' sexual needs at their peril.
Yeah I fully understand that.
Sometimes I wonder to myself, when/if I'm settled down raising his children, if my husband will see other women/escorts. Will I not be in the mood? will I not be able to satisfy him enough by just applying some lube to myself, or will he get bored of that? From my experience men actually love slutty women, more so than men who prefer "normal"? women. Almost all single men I've known seem to prefer the slut style of women.
Men are very confusing, and that's saying something from someone who has been with... so many I've lost count :o
I go to the gym to make myself look as attractive as possible to men. The better I look the easier it is to attract more clients.
However If i was married and had children my body would sag and things. In turn, would my man see other women at that stage or would I be able to satisfy his sexual needs.
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Yeah I fully understand that.
Sometimes I wonder to myself, when/if I'm settled down raising his children, if my husband will see other women/escorts. Will I not be in the mood? will I not be able to satisfy him enough by just applying some lube to myself, or will he get bored of that? From my experience men actually love slutty women, more so than men who prefer "normal"? women. Almost all single men I've known seem to prefer the slut style of women.
Men are very confusing, and that's saying something from someone who has been with... so many I've lost count :o
I go to the gym to make myself look as attractive as possible to men. The better I look the easier it is to attract more clients.
However If i was married and had children my body would sag and things. In turn, would my man see other women at that stage or would I be able to satisfy his sexual needs.
I used to wonder about when I'm older will I be able to satisfy my man completely and all that but I don't now!
I do think the majority of married men probably are deprived of sex from their wives and that's why they come to us, but I also believe some wives may not want to sleep with their husbands due to them letting themselves go, putting on weight and not really making an effort.
I have a regular who told me about his wife and said she doesn't sleep with him and all this and he showed me pictures of himself 5 years ago when they were having sex, he was much slimmer, had a good body and looked young and happy, very different from the man 5 years later, now he's quite chubby, looks very tired and aged and has a beer belly, lovely guy bless him but I did think that maybe a small factor of why she won't sleep with him could be because he's let himself go and she's not as attracted, he's good in bed though! :D
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@DesignerWhore
Worth keeping in mind some people let themselves go BECAUSE their spouse no longer pays attention to them. For a lot of people confidence, mental well-being and body image is related to how desirable they feel to their significant other.
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@DesignerWhore
Worth keeping in mind some people let themselves go BECAUSE their spouse no longer pays attention to them. For a lot of people confidence, mental well-being and body image is related to how desirable they feel to their significant other.
I gathered that.
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Desigherwhore I know and I do agree somewhat.
But from my experience (we've all got our own!) men are literally visual creatures. For us women its mostly about the social element.
I've had loads of married men who were in good/average shape who had absolutely no reason to stray from their wives from my own opinion. The bulk of my custom are married men who do not want anyone to find out about their sexual relations because their wives can not satisfy their sexual desires.
Don't get me wrong, I'd absolutely love to have a baby, seriously I'm as broody as hell more than the next woman who wants to get knocked up by the right guy. I could easily get knocked up by the next "alpha male" as per his looks or financial standing and believe me there have been a lot of men seeking the bareback service offering all sorts of prices just so they can do it without a rubber.
All you mothers out there telling your sons to basically bag up (of all ages?), seriously, I am amazed at the amount of men who are willing to pay extra to not use condoms.
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An old regular I haven't seen in many months, all was going well and was our usual sub/dom type of booking. And suddenly his belt smacked me across the back and neck...not sure how that is near my ass or boobs, fucking ouch. :FF
Be careful with Sadistic regular...they could up their ante at any time. And they think you like it ???
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7am call to a glamping yurt at a yoga festival, beautiful yogi/hippie couple. An hour exploring each others bodies, first ever time in a glamping yurt so we had to make sure we did not disturb fellow yogis.
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7am call to a glamping yurt at a yoga festival, beautiful yogi/hippie couple. An hour exploring each others bodies, first ever time in a glamping yurt so we had to make sure we did not disturb fellow yogis.
Sounds great, more than a bit jealous. ;D
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I could easily get knocked up by the next "alpha male" as per his looks or financial standing and believe me there have been a lot of men seeking the bareback service offering all sorts of prices just so they can do it without a rubber.
All you mothers out there telling your sons to basically bag up (of all ages?), seriously, I am amazed at the amount of men who are willing to pay extra to not use condoms.
I do make a similar observation. It seems not so unusual for some men to "just do it / just try to do it" without. I have never come across with a man who offered extra formally except only once or twice. It seems that the majority just try their luck by sneakily get inside without.
BB seems to be treated as a service to men who seem to badly need it whilst many of us see it as a dangerous / risky / reckless (or almost ignorant) practice.
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Yes, but the difference is you DON'T have three children to look after and a high-pressured job as well - it's not surprising sex isn't top of her agenda really, is it? Then again, I do think wives neglect their hubbies' sexual needs at their peril.
They all or at times blame their wives. In some cases, they may not or might not be responsible. Some men just want different bodies to try, young pussies, ethnic ones, big ones, small ones, extra big ones etc etc..no civilised reasons / rationale behind it. Purely recreational. It's like. Why do you climb the mountain? Well, because it's there. No reasons. Why do you eat beef tonight. Well, I fancied it. Nothing deep. Maybe, their primal urge. It's in their DNA.
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All you mothers out there telling your sons to basically bag up (of all ages?), seriously, I am amazed at the amount of men who are willing to pay extra to not use condoms.
I suspect this may be part of the problem...putting the blame on women so men don't need to think about their own choices in life... What about fathers teaching their sons to practice safe sex also? Grown men need to take responsibility for their own actions, sexual or otherwise.
I was seriously impressed last week when clearing out my 18 year olds suitcase after a holiday and finding a pocket containing not only a selection of about 10 different condoms but little packets of lube too!! :)
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Mane, men in that age group (middle age) never got sex Ed classes ::) ???
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Wonderful, thoughtful man who gave me ?100 in Scottish notes.
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A lovely new client for me. Scrupulously clean, funny, well mannered and as cute as a button. Had originally wanted 30min but extended to 90 min and it was excellent. I've not been working a lot recently due lots of things going on in personal life so this was the perfect booking to ease me back in again :)
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Lovely new client who came on time, mature guy freshly showered. He booked an hour but cum in 20 minutes, I offered him a partial refund if he wanted to cut the booking short (My half an hour rate + ?20) but he wouldn't hear of me refunding him so I offered to complete the rest of his booking with a back massage, whilst massaging him we had a nice chat and a laugh. I love clients like this who are so easy going they make the meet a real pleasure .
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Young Asian guy who introduced himself with "I'll cum quick the first time cos I ain't had sex in 6 months" before clamping his mouth onto mine and attempting to wash my tonsils with his tongue. True to his word he came the first time in 3 thrusts. Second time he managed 45 seconds, then had a shower, then spent 20 minutes having a loud argument on the phone to his ex-girlfriend. Then wanted a third go, in which he came in 5 thrusts. Not sure I've ever had a less physically demanding booking that actually included vaginal!
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my first time being truly submissive outside my private life, trusted client bound me (I had cuffs with a secret release mechanism just in case), spanked me followed by the most fantastic rough sex from which I actually ejeculated from which a client has never made me do before, i feel absolutely drained which doesn't happen very often but feeling contented. My client was also fabulous with the post sub come down after.
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My client was also fabulous with the post sun come down after.
What does this mean? :)
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What does this mean? :)
oops auto correct on my phone should read sub,
basically the aftercare given after a BDSM session
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My last two bookings were great.
First one wanted to massage me until I almost fell asleep which was lovely and then extended to switch the booking into a strap-on play domination type thing. It was really fun, I didn't have to have sex and he loved it. First time with a real strap-on too normally they only have the dildo and expect me to wear my arm out.
Second one asked for PSE and I declined but then he explained exactly what he wanted (sloppy BJ - PSE bless him) so I went ahead with the booking. When I arrived he was so shy and timid I knew he was just looking to experiment. He had a great time and I liked fulfilling his fantasy. I'm glad I didn't judge a book by its cover with that one thinking he was going to be a rough and boundary pushing arsehole. He was a sweetheart.
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Had an outcall last night to a guy who really reminded me of an ex boyfriend. Big belly, quite geeky, Pink Floyd album cover on the wall... you know the type. Anyway he didn't want full sex just reverse oral (and he was pretty good) and a BJ.
After he came (about 45 minutes into his hour) we started talking about books/films and discovered we had a lot of tastes in common. I ended up there til about 20 mins over his booking time.
Unfortunately when I got up this morning he had sent me a really gushing and emotional email on AW saying our time was "magical" and how I "simply shine" and would alleviate the tedium of his humdrum day, etc., and how he really wanted to see me again as a "friend" to talk about our shared tastes ::)
Sent him a short reply saying I enjoyed the booking but I don't see clients socially. Have a feeling I'm not going to hear from him again which is a shame as he'd be a nice easy regular, but I can't let him get emotionally invested. :(
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Yes, but the difference is you DON'T have three children to look after and a high-pressured job as well - it's not surprising sex isn't top of her agenda really, is it? Then again, I do think wives neglect their hubbies' sexual needs at their peril.
If they paid their wives ?120 plus an hour for sex they would probably get more sex, that's the only reason we do it. I had a client moaning about his wife, kids, work etc and I told him this.
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Fairly young guy maybe late 20's early 30's was really into the idea of using toys on me. Didn't know what to do with them at all though and was being way too rough at times. After 20 minutes of it doesn't nothing for me I faked an orgasm which was convincing enough for him and told him I was too sensitive and needed a break. He seemed pleased with himself and asked for oral but seemed like forever to get him hard. Wanted sex but since he couldn't get himself going asked if he could do oral and rimming on me instead so the final 10 minutes or so I was bent over planning what to order for dinner while he awkwardly tongued my ass. I swear he nearly ruined it forever and it's something I love when my boyfriend does it.
I think these are the more difficult bookings when you can't get them hard and get them to pop right away so you kind of need to fill the time in other ways and it just gets awkward. I think he was hoping to spend the hour ramming toys into me.
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Sent him a short reply saying I enjoyed the booking but I don't see clients socially. Have a feeling I'm not going to hear from him again which is a shame as he'd be a nice easy regular, but I can't let him get emotionally invested. :(
Yup. He crossed the line. No going back. Some men just want a GF (and he thinks it HAS TO BE FREE). I admire punters who always stick to the professional code of conduct (it's a professional relationship).
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I think these are the more difficult bookings when you can't get them hard and get them to pop right away so you kind of need to fill the time in other ways and it just gets awkward. I think he was hoping to spend the hour ramming toys into me.
I hate those hard toys, just so unpleasant. I know. I hated it when some men doing that (go flaccid completely) - I don't mind if it's 50-60% flaccid (e.g. nerves) which can still work. Totally flaccid, just such a turn off. ::)
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I hate those hard toys, just so unpleasant. I know. I hated it when some men doing that (go flaccid completely) - I don't mind if it's 50-60% flaccid (e.g. nerves) which can still work. Totally flaccid, just such a turn off. ::)
This is why I only ever take small toys with me to bookings. Learned my lesson! I just take one 5ins realistic rubber dildo, some anal beads (which I know from experience I can take all of them) and a bullet vibe.
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Good thinking! I tend to hide any large ones intended for men. ::)
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This is why I only ever take small toys with me to bookings. Learned my lesson! I just take one 5ins realistic rubber dildo, some anal beads (which I know from experience I can take all of them) and a bullet vibe.
I take a pink bullet vibe ( poundshop :D ) and a glittery one that's just 'for show', both of which only I am allowed to play with.
Last client was a 2nd visit to a bonkers Scouser chappie. Appears to be high as a kite in in a 'can't hold down a thought or a sentence' and forgets/changes his mind about a request before he's finished asking for it. You'd think this was frustrating, but he makes me laugh.
Says he'll be honoured to take me for a posh meal in town and he will pay for the meal. I tell him he has to pay to watch me eat it also. Aaah, bless.. 8)
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This is why I only ever take small toys with me to bookings. Learned my lesson! I just take one 5ins realistic rubber dildo, some anal beads (which I know from experience I can take all of them) and a bullet vibe.
I think in future if I'm asked for toys I'll rethink my choices of what to let them use and hide the rest away. It's a repeated line but I really think porn has a lot to answer for when it comes to guys thinking it's a good idea to ram stuff into you or try to jam everything they can inside you at once.
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I agree. You can even damage the blood vessels in the vaginal vault which leads a permanent damage if a hard toy (essentially, a blunt object) hitting the delicate surface.
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A new booking for me this morning which started off as a thirty min booking then extended to an hour then an hour and a half. So so much fun and I'm still feeling weak at the knees. He was fantastic in every aspect. More of the same this afternoon, please!
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I think in future if I'm asked for toys I'll rethink my choices of what to let them use and hide the rest away. It's a repeated line but I really think porn has a lot to answer for when it comes to guys thinking it's a good idea to ram stuff into you or try to jam everything they can inside you at once.
Yes I just leave a few nice soft feel ones out that I like using, I don't let random guys put them inside me, I will sometimes put on a show to teach them how they should be used.
Once a young man turned up, paid for an hour and expected to be allowed to ram vibrators in me the whole time ::) (he said that was all he wanted to do!) He was sorely disappointed when I said I don't let unknown men use ANY sort of implements on me but I'm happy for him to watch....He decided to leave after about 15 minutes with no refund offered.
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Or you could have ended up at A & E and had to explain why your vagina is shredded to pieces! ::) Well done for putting your health first instead of a mindless destroyer (not a decent punter).
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Or you could have ended up at A & E and had to explain why your vagina is shredded to pieces! ::) Well done for putting your health first instead of a mindless destroyer (not a decent punter).
Trust me he would have been going to A & E as well only difference being he would have been travelling there first, at speed in an ambulance ;D
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;D ;D. Flew across the room?
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A regular of many years always on time and reliable and generally a lovely chap but he has facial bristles like sandpaper and I always end up with a red chin after a kissing session with him.
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Just seen a very posh public-schoolboy type. When I took my knickers off he drawled "Lovely bottom" and I nearly lost it. He wanted me to cane him, not done it before but it was quite fun. 8)
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A taste of Australia for you all: I had a client yesterday take off my dress and then say, "Those are nice titties, babe. Absolute rippers."
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A taste of Australia for you all: I had a client yesterday take off my dress and then say, "Those are nice titties, babe. Absolute rippers."
That's brilliant!
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One just left after 5 minutes put paid ?80 for 30 minutes. :) He left after cumming less than a minute of oral. He was in a rush any way to get back to work. He said he didn't mind me bare faced as was running late.
So now shower then will have time for make up. :)
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One just left after 5 minutes put paid ?80 for 30 minutes. :) He left after cumming less than a minute of oral. He was in a rush any way to get back to work. He said he didn't mind me bare faced as was running late.
So now shower then will have time for make up. :)
It feels like forever since I had a "pop and run" type all my bookings seem to drag on lately and it takes forever to get them going.
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The second meet with a local chap. I tried to get my ass off his face whilst I was giving him oral. He said, please keep it close as I like to keep looking at it. ::)
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Really lovely guy! Good looking, gentle and spent the entire hour with a huge smile plastered all over his face. Helped clean him up in the shower where he soaped up my back and gave me a great massage. If he doesn't come back I think I'll start paying him just for the rubdown!
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Lovely, considerate guy who just wanted a quickie. Extremely thoughtful. Not bad looking either :)
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Someone I had previously seen asked me if I'd be a strip-a-gram for one of his uni friends 21st birthday party. He said his friend was a virgin and is trying to keep it until he marries. He enquired how much I'd charge to try get with him, I told him, he agreed.
A small group of them in an apartment student accommodation. Stripped down completely naked except for my hold ups and stripper heels. He texted me this morning saying how amazing I was, yay!! 8)
Well, his friend was very easy ;D
A nice guy, sweet wouldn't hurt a fly type, he lasted a lot longer than I expected for a virgin though! I wondered if he was even a virgin as he was quite a good kisser but long story short Im fairly certain he was.
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Was with a wonderful guy who was only 22! Really had my reservations about seeing him initially but as he contacted me last weekend, he did everything I asked of him in the lead up to the booking. Anyway, it was a domme sesh and I dressed him up in my lingerie. Although it was a hard booking in terms of what to do with him, he couldn't have been any nicer :) I'll never be able to get over just how young he was.
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My 3rd outcall of the day, so feeling burned out and pre-menstrual.
Realised I'd left my work phone at home and couldn't call him to let me into the Travelodge. Oh, the glamour was just begining folks..
As luck would have it, he was leaving his landing as I arrived and he let me through the keycarded door.
Seemed fairly decent until things turned to the actual act. The teeniest willy I have ever seen on a 6ft tall, 16 stone bloke. Wouldn't normally write such stuff but he was a knobhead ( maybe that's where it went then? :-\ )
Not a clue how to deal with an Escort other than ordering me around and complaining bitterly he couldn't keep hard.
In these cases I find myself thinking;
1. If this had been my 1st ever booking, there would never have been a 2nd and
2. how was this guy ever married for a quarter of a century to someone before she realised what an arsehole he is??
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haha I had one once who was also a big tall man. His widger was so small I couldn't see it. I thought for a moment he didn't have one!!! I had to pretend not to be mortified.
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I've just done a small willy guy, I don't mind at all, he's a nice bloke and it's less wear and tear! It was an outcall which I'd normally say minimum 1hr but he was 30 mins away and it was late so I said I'd do half an hour for him. We were done in 10 mins so bargain as far as I'm concerned!
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Oh lord my smoke alarm fiasco guy yesterday was HUGE not just huge but wide, too big for me really. So at least the alarm going off so much meant round two wasn't properly possible (phew!)
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Oh lord my smoke alarm fiasco guy yesterday was HUGE not just huge but wide, too big for me really. So at least the alarm going off so much meant round two wasn't properly possible (phew!)
That sounds like an idea........can you get alarms which sound like an alarm so you can set it half way through bookings? hahahaha
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That sounds like an idea........can you get alarms which sound like an alarm so you can set it half way through bookings? hahahaha
Only if you can switch them on/off at will! I spent the whole day till 3pm...either out or spending every 5 minutes tapping tne alarm to shut it up........for a whole 5 minutes at a time, drove me crazy :FF
Luckily it was fixed before my 5.30. Nice guy but its so damn hot. Whats it doing being hot in North Yorkshire I'm unprepared! And no fan in a very warm 2nd floor appartment. Not to mention I must have had a stress build up since I gushed like crazy. Bright red in the face after, hot dehydrated, attractive, not!
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Just had my first virgin or at least the first to admit to being a virgin before the booking. Said he was 30 okay looking kind of a round stocky build and glasses. He booked an hour and basically asked me to teach him how to do a couple of positions which is kind of funny I've only just turned 20 and I'm showing this guy 10 years older how to do things like doggystyle. It was kind of awkward but we had a laugh and he lasted a lot longer than I expected I don't know if it was nerves or what but he got through trying 2-3 positions before he wanted me to finish him off with OWO. Seemed pleased with himself and we spent the last part of the booking talking about music offered him a back rub but he was quite happy to lie there he took a shower and was out on time even dumped an extra couple of ?20 notes in my hand on his way out.
This has been my least stressful booking in 2-3 weeks he showed up on time, he was polite and funny,he didn't take too long in the shower or leave it a mess and he actually had an idea of what he wanted to do with an hour booking.
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Oh wow!
I'm in heaven. Very well dressed, handsome for his age, about 55, turned up with flowers, champagne and strawberries.
Sat and chatted for 45 mins, sipping champagne, (thank god I have some nice glasses!) did the business for about 20 mins and then sat chatting some more.
2 hr booking flew by. It was the best booking I've ever had.
Think I'm a little bit in love! Haha x
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Only my second new client booking in the last few days. For the last 5-6 weeks I've only seen the odd regular through choice due to being fed up and needing a break.
Anyway, he arrived on time, no issues with booking, decent looking guy about 35ish. That's where the good stuff ends :FF
He says he has just showered so refuses one at mine. A bit of kissing and touching then I sink to my knees to unbutton his jeans. Get the jeans slid down a bit and I get a whiff! Not cheese, I actually reckon his cock was recently washed but I swear to god I could even SEE the grime in the gathered elastic of the waistband of his boxers!
Anyway got the jeans and mingin boxers off and suggested a quick shower together assuring him that it will only be a couple of mins while trying to kick his boxers into the corner so I don't need to see them! Pleasant enough guy, fairly easy booking but jeezo. Get it together, get acquainted with a washing machine.Boak
He ain't coming back
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Hotel outcall with a guy just passing through, love those guys. Came within 5 mins and spent the rest of the hour chatting about mundane life. Perfect more of those please.
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Lovely polite guy who paid for 45 minutes with extras and then came after a five-minute handjob. Gave him a massage for the rest of the time and never even took my underwear off. Dream client!
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A lovely chap booked half an hour but came within 1-2 minutes of oral, I offered him a 2nd cum or a massage but he said he's fine, I felt a bit guilty charging him for half an hour so I told him I will call it a 15 minute quickie and gave him back ?10 which is the difference between my 15 min and half hour booking, I was happy with ?50 for 2 minutes 'work' and the client left very happy.
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Oh god my worst type of booking >:( The guy sent a 2 way SMS asking 'if I was free around now' Since he'd paid for the SMS I did reply, he got back to me, phoned me, then asked 'Where in X are you, I know a lot of people there'... making out he was a big businessman. Oh ...when I told him, mumble mumble I will have to phone someone first and get back to you (well eventually he made this clear).
Phoned, confirmed, all good thus far, except in the meantime I saw 2 AW emails from him which if I'd seen them first would've declined the booking......'I want to do X Y and Z to make you......squirt'. I had tried to make it clear earlier on the phone.......its not guaranteed just enjoy its a bonus if it happens blah bah
So the minute he arrived (looking very scruffy, not that I mind scruffy but hardly the big businessman) he said 'someone saw me come in here' so I thought okkkk whats he gonna do, run? But no he stayed but it was all very awkward the whole way thro. He was obviously more used to wham bam type or PSE which I explicitly say I don't do and said this on the damm phone too ...that I'm only doing GFE currently due to my ankle thus the special price............
I felt constantly that he was waiting for me 'to cum' yet his attitude was all wrong for that, do this, that, the other, no flow at all, yet annoyingly I found myself trying to force things ie. to gush, stupid thing to do but he made me feel really under pressure.
Eventually he came via wanking and some bum play from me. I think my radar was a bit off today and I wouldn't normally accept this type of guy who btw the whole way thro kept saying how long are you here, oh I'm about most evenings, how late do you work, what are you doing next obvoiusly thinking I'd see him for free. His 'I'm about most evenings' got complete silence from me.
At the start and as he left he kept asking who I rented from (as if I'd tell him) convinced he'd know them ::) talk about para
arrrgh sorry for rant ladies needed it out of my system!
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That sounds shit LotN and I'd bet my last penny he's no businessman, just another sad fantasist.
I do squirt under the right conditions (i.e., with someone I am relaxed with) but I never advertise this and I always say that I don't if asked, because being "expected" to squirt is pretty much guaranteeing it not to happen!
When they say "What are you doing next" I'm always tempted to reply "I'm submitting my proposal for modifications on the international space station, why?" or something equally unlikely :D
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I do squirt under the right conditions (i.e., with someone I am relaxed with) but I never advertise this and I always say that I don't if asked, because being "expected" to squirt is pretty much guaranteeing it not to happen!
I used to write that I do on my profile and I'd get people like "So you squirt yeah? Sounds good" "Well yeah under the right conditions" "What do you mean?" "It takes the right combination of things it's not something that I can just do on demand!" I had people who just expected it to happen so I ended up not using it as a selling point. It can happen if people listen to me and do things a certain way but a lot of the time I find they just ignore me and do things their own way which is always just push my legs back as far as they can and then lick directly on my clit which makes their tongue feel like sandpaper after 10 seconds and does nothing for me. Trying to get clients to respond to what you want when it comes to oral I've found is mostly impossible.
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That sounds shit LotN and I'd bet my last penny he's no businessman, just another sad fantasist.
I do squirt under the right conditions (i.e., with someone I am relaxed with) but I never advertise this and I always say that I don't if asked, because being "expected" to squirt is pretty much guaranteeing it not to happen!
When they say "What are you doing next" I'm always tempted to reply "I'm submitting my proposal for modifications on the international space station, why?" or something equally unlikely :D
It was shit, he was an out an out creep with no skills whatseover. Haha I should have a reply ready like that, that'd stump them. Of course they want me to say oh yes I'm free (and that desparate) do come over whenever you like!
I'm crystal clear that its 'under the right conditions' etc as TrashAzn mentioned. If the guy has the right attitude it happens a lot, with guys like him, sitting down the end of the fucking bed waiting for it to happen :FF as you say almost guaranteed not to. I'm not a machine its a mood thing......
I mainly manage to screeen out guys who want to see me simply for that one thing as they are often like this dickhead.
There was a time I took it completely off my profile for over 6 months, trouble is its still in a lot of my FB and so I thought well I might as well try to educate them on it then....and reinstated the section on it
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Oh Dear..Anyone ever been in the situation of believing their period is finished and then, with a little over zealous pounding from a client, suddenly it becomes all to evident it's er..not.quite? On white hotel sheets in a room the guy was renting just to see you for the afternoon?.. :-[
Unfortunately this guy had already shown himself to be extremely paranoid of 'catching something' from us ladies by helpfully providing TWO ultra safe condoms, which he used simultaneously.
You can imagine his reaction to the sight of a little blood? Panic and patronising..
I got the tenth degree about regular health checks. He genuinely believes this is a sign I'm disease ridden and it didn't end well at all. Not a great day at the office then ;D
Strangely, he left me super-speedy excellent feedback and said he would be delighted to see me again :-\
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Unfortunately this guy had already shown himself to be extremely paranoid of 'catching something' from us ladies by helpfully providing TWO ultra safe condoms, which he used simultaneously.
Using two condoms means they're more likely to break. What a tool.
http://www. nhs.uk/Livewell/teenboys/Pages/Condoms.aspx
And yes, I've had vigorous intercourse reignite bleeding, although I have wondered at times if it's actually cervical erosion, or it's caused by a low cervix.
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You can imagine his reaction to the sight of a little blood? Panic and patronising..
Has he never heard of periods? Ridiculous man x
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Has he never heard of periods? Ridiculous man x
Ah but you see us whores are meant to make sure our periods are scheduled never to clash with bookings. ::) since we are there for pleasure only and such bodily functions are unknown during whore time!
As for the 2 condoms, ridiculous. I had a bf many moons ago who insisted on this and I soon found out this was less, not more safe from my doctor.
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I had a new booking today which has left me feeling a little flat. I don't think I was out of order but I feel like I didn't leave him satisfied.
Really easy going guy, arrived on time, had a shower and parked himself down. We discussed as before what he liked/expected and he specified GFE - lots of kissing and cuddling and oral - which I've no issue with. However, it came to kissing and I was certain I could taste alcohol off him and it was all I could think about and while I've no issues with seeing anyone not very well endowed, his pubes were longer than his cock - I wish I was joking. Continued with kisses, hand relief and his thirty minutes was over, he noted himself that he was over time but asked me for oral anyway before he left. I wish I had just said said we got carried away in his chat and kissing and only if he was paying for extra time, but I blurted out about him needing to trim his pubes! I feel awful, he was so nice but I couldn't stop myself.
I really struggle with obese clients and he was. How do I politely put on my profile that I don't want these bookings? I think people think because I'm a chubby bird I don't mind seeing meant twice/three times the size of me.
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I had a new booking today which has left me feeling a little flat. I don't think I was out of order but I feel like I didn't leave him satisfied.
Really easy going guy, arrived on time, had a shower and parked himself down. We discussed as before what he liked/expected and he specified GFE - lots of kissing and cuddling and oral - which I've no issue with. However, it came to kissing and I was certain I could taste alcohol off him and it was all I could think about and while I've no issues with seeing anyone not very well endowed, his pubes were longer than his cock - I wish I was joking. Continued with kisses, hand relief and his thirty minutes was over, he noted himself that he was over time but asked me for oral anyway before he left. I wish I had just said said we got carried away in his chat and kissing and only if he was paying for extra time, but I blurted out about him needing to trim his pubes! I feel awful, he was so nice but I couldn't stop myself.
I really struggle with obese clients and he was. How do I politely put on my profile that I don't want these bookings? I think people think because I'm a chubby bird I don't mind seeing meant twice/three times the size of me.
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Has he never heard of periods? Ridiculous man x
Quite :)
His reaction wiped away any embarrassment and i did wonder if he was getting some sort of karma for being a paranoid tool. He was like the worst person this could have happened to, having earlier said that any guy who has OWO with a "Working lady" has a death wish..( this, during a full-on kissy, Kissy GFE )
I imagine he's been scouring the Internet ever since for advice ( and whatever he chances upon will probably confirm his worst fears ;)
And yet..his feedback would indicate he's willing to take another chance..Maybe with a 3rd condom? ( which he didn't even use properly-Why do men never learn to squeeze the air from the teet and leave it wobbling on the end like a snowman's bobble hat (-two bobble hats? ) ::)
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Thank god a nice booking this morning, helps take away the nasty taste of yesterday's. A big bear of a Yorkshire guy but lovely polite and a relaxed sensual booking. He was blown away by everything which always helps! Especially my protected oral which was how he came.
Made me feel loads better ;D
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Had a new client turn up last night at 7pm for a 2 hour booking.
A really nice gent in his 50's, can't exactly fault him other than he got very smelly from sweating so much he had to use the shower twice last night and one this afternoon.
Last night when his 2 hours was up I gave him an extra 30 minutes for free before we agreed an overnight. There's a cash machine over the road from me so he went out to draw out the maximum amount. Lovely!
The next morning he still wanted to stay so I told him he will have to get more money, so off he went back downstairs of my apartment block to the cash machine!!
Lots of chatter but now I'm quite sore he had a lot of stamina :o
I have loads of clients texting and calling me for bookings. Is there something in the air this week OMG??
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An outcall to a hotel last night with a lovely guy who wanted me to tell him how his wife gets gangbanged by black guys. An easy booking. Didn't even have to have sex ;D
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An outcall to a hotel last night with a lovely guy who wanted me to tell him how his wife gets gangbanged by black guys. An easy booking. Didn't even have to have sex ;D
God, how did you manage that one? haha x
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Dream client. Came across a bit cocky on the phone and almost didn't go, then when I arrived he 'swaggered' out of the hotel and I almost didn't go in but I'm so glad I did. He was sooooooo nervous and an absolute gentleman.
My gut instinct was all wrong, spent a lovely hour together and he tipped me extra on top of my fee. So glad I went after the shower of shit the SE has been presenting lately he was a breath of fresh air.
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God, how did you manage that one? haha x
He got too excited before he reached the sex bit lol ;)
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Lovely guy books 30 minutes and only stays for 10 ;D Cracking sense of humour too. Had a right good laugh within that 10 minutes ;D
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He got too excited before he reached the sex bit lol ;)
Haha reminds me of a couple of clients I had. Two in fact who came in their pants before undressing and were so embarrassed by this they insisted (despite my best efforts) on leaving, bless their cotton socks.
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Haha reminds me of a couple of clients I had. Two in fact who came in their pants before undressing and were so embarrassed by this they insisted (despite my best efforts) on leaving, bless their cotton socks.
Aww, that's only happened to me once. And he was very fit and young, bless him :D
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Just done a new one that had the loudest most booming voice I have ever had the misfortune to entertain (imagine Brian Blessed on steroids) and today its sods law my downstairs neighbour is in her garden directly under my bedroom window, although my bedroom windows and my blinds are closed I can only hope and pray the double glazing is good enough to muffle his "Oh yes I love stockings" and "Aren't you a naughty girl" type comments.
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My last booking yesterday was kind of gross at least his place. I didn't even really want to take it was about to shut down for the night but he calls asking for a booking for 30 mins at 8pm and his place isn't that far from where I live maybe 10 minutes walk so I figured I could walk over there then get a taxi back home. There is a supermarket nearby and I needed some stuff so at least I could have a shop and get a taxi from there.
Anyway get to the place no issues with the guy himself he's nice enough and pretty passive he just let me go through the motions. His place was a mess though just stuff everywhere. Kitchen sides all covered with dirty plates and mugs and his bathroom I really didn't want to touch anything. Don't know how people can live like that and why they wouldn't clean up if they are having female company over. Made me regret taking a last minute booking should have turned the phone off and ordered food earlier!
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My favourite client, sub booking. He knows just the way I enjoy being dominated and is brilliant at providing both aftercare as well as constantly checking in and reassuring during the booking. Funny, polite, respects all boundaries and very clean. Perfect. ;D
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A new client well since I'm kinda touring in this part of Yorkshire for the first time, they are all new! Older guy but a great mix of sensual and a bit dominant, which I really liked and totally made me gush. Although normally I discuss full sub/dom bookings, since this just developed naturally I let it run and he was fine to stick to what I was happy with.
Only issue was he got very enthusiastic during the actual fucking and now my ankle is killing me! It wasn't intentional at all but guys sometimes forget even tho its still heavily strapped up.
All in all very enjoyable.
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Had my first sub client! I've not done any D/s stuff for ages and forgot how much more for thought it requires but he was lovely and chatty, even gave me free velcro luggage ties for restrains :)
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The ONE time I forget my lube, he turns out to have a huge penis and lots of stamina. :FF
Not his fault, and he was lovely, but ouch. Good thing it's nearly the end of the day.
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Only my 6th ever booking, hot guy who was around my age, who had divine oral skills. I wish he had stayed down there the whole booking!
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Lovely new booking with a gorgeous guy my age. Absolute gentleman, very complimentary and great fun. I can't think of a better way to brighten up my Monday evening :)
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A guy who was on stand by and came at short notice when my booked client cancelled.
Very nice and polite, gave me great oral and I came like a rocket! Just what I needed after the last couple of clients who were completely shit and required my best acting skills :D
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For someone that wasn't going to work this evening, I'm so glad I did. Second booking was yet another guy around my age. Absolutely the type of man I'd be attracted to on a night out and he was just an absolute gem. Sexy, fun and wonderful in bed - you'll get no complaints from me! If only they were all like that. X
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Lovely outcall to a fabulous guy who wanted his bottom caning. Immense fun ;D
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Oh, I wish I was a fly on the wall... ;D
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fetish session with me in the sub role all agreed before hand, plenty of light spanking, "worshiping him" and being ordered to receive in all holes. First time subbing while working, however experienced in my private life from my club days and with my partner. Brought back some fun memories, I hope he rebooks,
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Guy booked an hour and showed up with a bottle of wine.
But when he got his wallet out, he said he could only do 45 minutes. Whatever... It was late and I was tired so I was happy enough to shorten.
Booking generally OK but he came too quick and then struggled to cum again. I realised that he was going to go well overtime fucking in various positions and I was having none of that. An hour can last 70 minutes, but he'd shortened to save ?20 and I was tired.
So at exactly the time I sat up, pulled off my wig and changed the music from Al Green to Extreme Noise Terror.
He seemed surprised and dismayed but oh well.
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Guy booked an hour and showed up with a bottle of wine.
But when he got his wallet out, he said he could only do 45 minutes. Whatever... It was late and I was tired so I was happy enough to shorten.
Booking generally OK but he came too quick and then struggled to cum again. I realised that he was going to go well overtime fucking in various positions and I was having none of that. An hour can last 70 minutes, but he'd shortened to save ?20 and I was tired.
So at exactly the time I sat up, pulled off my wig and changed the music from Al Green to Extreme Noise Terror.
He seemed surprised and dismayed but oh well.
Hahaha would have paid to see his face! Might have try switching to a hardcore punk playlist for clients that want to hang out lol x
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I swear I've just had Ben Kingsley!
I had Mr Bean a few weeks ago and I've also had one of the chuckle brothers!
All lookalikes, obviously!
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Friendly man with nice widger. Was great really.
State of his house was shocking. These men seem to live in squalor.
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30 minutes booking. It was his pre-funeral punt. He nearly crushed me underneath him. :-[ A nice guy, though. I LOVED 30 minutes booking. Fast and over quickly :)
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30 minutes booking. It was his pre-funeral punt. He nearly crushed me underneath him. :-[ A nice guy, though. I LOVED 30 minutes booking. Fast and over quickly :)
Sounds like it was nearly your funeral Lucie lol. I agree 30 min bookings are great, or even better the ones that pay for an hour but are out in 30 mins!
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My first ever booking!
A guy in his twenties, about my age. Was an outcall. He paid me ?120 for a half hour booking. He was actually pretty cute, like I'd talk to him in a bar! Very interested in my pleasure, very appreciative. What a fantastic start to escorting. I really hope he books again but I get the feeling it might have been his one off impulse purchase because he'd never done it before. x
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Took a chance on a longer distance booking because I had a good gut feeling and the guy practically fell over himself to pass my screening. I arrived he paid for two hours, which was a stipulation of me travelling so far and I was in and out within 30 minutes with his blessing and extra tip on top.
Think I wore him out poor guy.
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An old school gent who said he was 76, older than my granddad.
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A rare outcall. Kind of a difficult tedious booking. It was for 2hours and honestly the way he talked (polite, quite posh) was opposite to how he behaved which was borderline rough. He was constantly trying to roughly finger me (as if the rougher it was the more likely I was to come, err no). After 15 minutes of this with me trying everything to get him to stop to the point of shoving his hand away he petulantly said 'you've been naughty so I said why, you can guess what he said ::). My response was 'look I say gentle only on my profile, I'm too tight I cannot tolerate it constantly'
After that it was better but after bout 1 the talking was awkward, this is unusual for me I was constantly searching for topics to bring up. Bout 2 was unremarkable.
It really was strange and not very pleasant the way he almost switched personalities, it made me feel like a thing not a person.
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he petulantly said 'you've been naughty
Fucking hell, that would have really boiled my piss. I think he might have got one of my famed "The FUCK did you say, son?" followed by a swift end to the booking. What a cock. >:(
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Fucking hell, that would have really boiled my piss. I think he might have got one of my famed "The FUCK did you say, son?" followed by a swift end to the booking. What a cock. >:(
Believe me if he'd not heeded what I said - I was pretty stern - I gave him one chance to wise up - then it was right at the front of my mind to walk. I knew I had to put my foot down pretty quick.
Exhausted only just back, long day more bookings than I'm used.
After 3 old codgers today, 2 borderline unpleasant/rough I'm due a hot young stud who knows how to please a woman tomorrow methinks.
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Outcall based in the closest city to me. Guy was decent. Wanted to go down on me straight away. Wicked tongue and after he came in doggy style he said I could go 20 minutes early. Bless him :)
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Well I just saw a fit youngish guy with a sexy Swedish accent. Ok his technique wasn't the best with kissing or sex but you can't have everything. He was a nice guy and we had a good laugh and chat throughout and afterwards.
Improvement on last night's outcall. Hell, yes.
Edit forgot he managed to lock himself into the loo somehow and for 5 minutes couldn't open the damn door!
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Wicked duo with a new lady I'm working with who is very hot and very good! And the client is a lover of giving great oral. All in all a lovely hour ;D
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A very lovely but nervous guy about 25, he lasted about two minutes when I gave him a bj and maybe three or four during round two. The poor guy actually cum while I rode him.
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Horrible booking with a very strange bloke.Said he hadn't been with a woman before and to be honest I expected him to be a no show I wished he had been.
He took ages to be directed from my landmark to my apartment because he lied about where he actually was and then did the man thing and thought he knew better than I did where my apartment was in conjunction to where he was.
When he arrived he then asked if I recorded my clients then told me a fairy story about how he was actually gay and normally just went with men but wanted to try a woman.Clearly utter shit because he was so awful at even kissing (felt like I was being poked in the face hard by his lips rather than a kiss) I doubt he had been with anyone male or female!
He asked for 69 (Yeah I'm sure a gay man would want to have a pussy in his face like that on his first time) and then kept prising my arse and fanny open like he was inspecting me from the inside.
The sex was a total ordeal from behind.He couldn't seem to work out that my hole was below my clit and when he got in he rammed like it was going out of fashion.He then laid on his back and asked if I'd fuck without a condom.
Was so glad when I managed to make him cum and get him out of the door.
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A guy I must have seen before, I didn't remember him but he knew where I was located so all good, he asked on the phone about having 15 minutes but then he changed his mind to 30 minutes.
He wanted me to nibble and play with his nipples, squeeze his ball sack and describe to him in detail how I was going to fuck him with a big strap on. He spent the whole half hour furiously wanking his cock so hard I thought it was going to catch fire. After 25 minutes I started to dig my nails into his ballsack along with squeezing and slapping them and that did the trick.
Can't you just tell the guys who wank to porn a lot.
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Similar to Helen's in some respect! Guy wanted a mix of cbt and gfe. First time I've done anything like that but must've felt adventurous today lol. Ended up being great fun, normal gfe stuff, facesitting then tying up his balls and cock, slapping, squeezing, biting and kicking them! I always thought I was too nice/gentle to hurt anyone like that but I think years of pent up frustration came out and he seemed rather pleased with my efforts!
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A rare outcall. Kind of a difficult tedious booking. It was for 2hours and honestly the way he talked (polite, quite posh) was opposite to how he behaved which was borderline rough. He was constantly trying to roughly finger me (as if the rougher it was the more likely I was to come, err no). After 15 minutes of this with me trying everything to get him to stop to the point of shoving his hand away he petulantly said 'you've been naughty so I said why, you can guess what he said ::). My response was 'look I say gentle only on my profile, I'm too tight I cannot tolerate it constantly'
After that it was better but after bout 1 the talking was awkward, this is unusual for me I was constantly searching for topics to bring up. Bout 2 was unremarkable.
It really was strange and not very pleasant the way he almost switched personalities, it made me feel like a thing not a person.
Ladies I've been thinking this over trying to decide if this guy warrents a warning. Reason being he pushed boundaries a lot and I worry that a less experienced/confident lady may be pushed into doing thing they don't want do/don't offer. The main issues were:
So firstly the very very forceful fingering and despite my obviously not wanting it like that, pushing his hand away he says I've been naughty so I sternly tell him I only offer light fingering and certainly not constantly, otherwise I swear he'd have kept it up the whole 2 hours.
Secondly he asked 'did I like anal play' which I haven't offered for some time. I said 'no' but he constantly was rubbing my ass obviously trying for anal play to the point I had to say 'don't do that'
He did stop both times after I'd been stern with him. However he was push, push pushing before then. Most guys they get it after one 'shove away'.
Also the way his character changed from pleasant during non sexual time to forceful/pushy during it.
What do you think?
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I would say yes, put a warning as a boundary pusher.
I would certainly be grateful to be warned not to book this clown.
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I would say yes, put a warning as a boundary pusher.
I would certainly be grateful to be warned not to book this clown.
100% agree.
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Thanks Ladies I will do the warning tomorrow. He also had pretty much 100% positive FB too.
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Great guy I've been with before, he was furious at my dimmed lighting because I couldn't fully appreciate the colour of stockings and underwear he was wearing. I'm not gonna lie, he looks better in them than I do!
Brilliant fun, passionate, filthy, brilliant sex. More of the same tomorrow please.
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Thinnest man I've ever seen with a really fat cock, but the foreskin kind of slid over the front of his cock so it looked like a periscope on a submarine!
Had to try very hard not to be freaked out by it lol
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Yet another strange dude..I seem to be getting a run of them since I came back from hols!
Booked for an hour,turned up then tells me he was too embarrassed to ask on the phone but can he have strap on and to be wanked like he is tied up.
Great!I don't offer strap on and as I said to him you could have asked via text beforehand then I can either agree to using toys up your bum and have them prepared or you can actually read profiles properly and find a lady that offers strap on service!
Anyway so much for being wanked for an hour he came quite quickly then informed me he is normally a one pop wonder.I cut the booking short and gave him some money back.
I really don't know why they book for an hour and when they can't come more than once and don't specifically say they want to draw it out or why they feel the need to ask for more unusual services as they arrive.
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mine was at midday today. New punter with a cock that resembled a button mushroom, ridiculously small. Usually when guys are not well blessed,they at least try to compensate by giving oral,but not this guy. I was so glad he had only booked me for half hour and not an hour :-\
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lunch time outcall, guy spent most of the time between my legs, did not have a clue what to do and then popped within 5 mins of doggy.
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Had a booking last night this guy had contacted me about wanting a threesome, he'd already got one girl to agree and he wanted a second was a little dubious about the whole thing and asked if I could have her details just to check things over and he asked her then sent me some contacts.
We talked a bit turned out she was fine with it another local student doing some prostitution on the side just started out doing it really we ended up agreeing to meet up beforehand just to talk and make sure things are comfortable and she was really cute around the same age as me,good looking and a lot of fun to talk to so that all worked out. Unfortunately the client looked like Penn from the duo of Penn & Teller and fancied himself a porn star constantly grabbing at us and changing positions while calling us names or ordering us to do things to each other. Was glad when it was over but did manage to make a new friend from the whole thing and getting to play with her wasn't terrible she has a nice body and isn't too bad in bed ;D.
Just have to keep reminding myself that I have a boyfriend...
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This was a returner a guy I only saw Monday, in his early 70s. The last time he got on my nerves jabbing his fingers inside, was quite uptight and not very happy he didn't come. He also went on rather about his wife's gynae problems.
I had explained maybe if he came again he'd feel more relaxed, he definitely did and respected my edict on light fingering and managed to stay erect and come, hallelujah!
This was definitely a case of dreading a booking based on the previous one, always good if a booking is better than expected! There was some time left so I made him a cuppa and had a chat before he left.
Edit: tho quite annoyingly he arrived early kept buzzing the buzzer and didn't answer texts/calls. Turned out his phone was out of charge, just hope no neighbours saw him hanging around!
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I had a businessman at lunch time. He was pleasant enough, but he didn't last long. And he seemed pretty concerned about showering before and after.
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Guy I've seen once before. He was prancing round the bedroom doing poses with an erection. I had to pretend he was funny. Then he asked me to marry him. That I did find funny.
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Guy I've seen once before. He was prancing round the bedroom doing poses with an erection. I had to pretend he was funny. Then he asked me to marry him. That I did find funny.
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lol, for some reason I have visions of that skinny guy from the 1990's Mr Muscle adverts!
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Really pleased to get a call from one of my favourite - and gorgeous - regulars. Not seen him since May when he was a bit embarrassed because he came virtually as he entered me! He has PE but usually manages 30-60 seconds... Luckily all good today. :D
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An old regular who threw a tantrum when I put my price up at the start of the year and told me I had 'lost his business for being greedy' ::) as if an extra ?20 was going to break the bank for him. Well he contacted me for a booking out of the blue and I turned him down citing the fact he's an arsehole as the reason.
Well he begged all night so at the end of my shift I told him I will visit him if he pays for two hours by bank transfer as he always has done.
He did and apologised profusely for being an arsehole the whole booking. Looks like I didn't lose his business after all entitled twat.
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Couples booking, first threesome as a pro, careful vetting at first spoke to the lady who was lovely, met in a hotel the man was the boss and ordered his partner to have her wicked way with me, a kind of pecking order he was top, followed by her and I was the lowly slave. Received a good spanking and paddling, oral fun with all toy shows and of course pleasing the top man. Little bruised this morning but this was all agreed as I will not be working for the next week. Just the sort of session I have had in my private life before and being naturally a sub something I love.
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Had a couple of people asking for giving them rimming whilst I do not put on my "enjoy" list.
One had a shower spending about ten minutes after he arrived. He was still smelling like manure (down there), which put me right off (without trying to be mean or rude). I did not say anything but he seemed to believe he was thoroughly washed. He wasn't as clean as he thought he was himself.... I have read a few similar comments on this site by other escorts and I was thinking of this site when I encountered the same situation. He didn't make any issue out of it and we moved on to do other things soon enough.
The other punter. A pleasant punter and he wanted his ass played with, me giving him rimming if I wanted it. His ass was covered with black hair and didn't have the clean smell as much as elsewhere. In my experience, very few punters douche themselves before asking this type of service. Occasionally, I get to meet well shaven, clean bottom gents, who clearly understand what it would take to play this type of activity but not very often.....without meaning to sound disrespectful to them, of course. :-[
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Well....
I did my first incall weekend this weekend. Saw 8 clients and didn't have sex with at least 4 of them? Did OWO and most of them just came instantly. Is this standard?
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Lucky! (Although not if you got cum in your hair/eyes/nose lol)
I've had weekends like this before where the guys just go off in your hand before you even get your knickers off. Seems to coincide with payday. Maybe they've been on a hair trigger all month!
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Well....
I did my first incall weekend this weekend. Saw 8 clients and didn't have sex with at least 4 of them? Did OWO and most of them just came instantly. Is this standard?
Next week you could may 10 punters and they all want to bang you for the whole booking. Every day and every booking is different. There is no standard/normal/regular/usual day in this job.
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So omg that was different even for me. I advertise as a submissive escort, it's what I do in private life, and so far it's worked for me. And while I'm certainly not the most extreme, I am a masochist and I considered this a good session if a bit out of my norm.
It was fairly extreme even for me. He was fairly extreme himself and the amount of nipple piercings the guy had was insane! I got to expirence several firsts, from the human furniture bit, predicament senario, needle play, but the oddest bit was how he wanted to get off... he had me bring my best stiletto heels making sure to clean the heels, and had me stand on him with a heel in this navel while he jacked off! Anyhow was a good, booking if very odd. :)
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Christ. If I stood on a guy in my stilletoes they would definitely go through!
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Not my normal type of booking...youngish guy, the strong silent type...more mechanical no kissing in fact the whole half hr I was giving OW! So aching neck & jaw, sore knees... thought he'd never come ::) And flaming red face, most attractive, not.
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Well....
I did my first incall weekend this weekend. Saw 8 clients and didn't have sex with at least 4 of them? Did OWO and most of them just came instantly. Is this standard?
I've never seen a guy who doesn't want the whole lot. I think I'm doing something wrong. Or maybe you have an exceptional skill at giving oral? x :-*
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So omg that was different even for me. I advertise as a submissive escort, it's what I do in private life, and so far it's worked for me. And while I'm certainly not the most extreme, I am a masochist and I considered this a good session if a bit out of my norm.
It was fairly extreme even for me. He was fairly extreme himself and the amount of nipple piercings the guy had was insane! I got to expirence several firsts, from the human furniture bit, predicament senario, needle play, but the oddest bit was how he wanted to get off... he had me bring my best stiletto heels making sure to clean the heels, and had me stand on him with a heel in this navel while he jacked off! Anyhow was a good, booking if very odd. :)
Reminds me of a punter I saw years ago in the mid nineties, he used to travel from Wales to Birmingham for me to stand on him in my stilettos, his ribs used to creak under my weight, I often wondered what would happen if I went straight through him and he died I mean its not hard to imagine my stiletto going through a rib and into his heart etc. I used to imagine how the Sunday newspapers would have a field day writing my story up.
Any way at the end of the session he used to check himself in the mirror admiring all the deep dints I'd put in his back and chest with my heels.
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Latest one was a new one who requested I wear stockings and sussies, I found out he had a bit of a foot and leg fetish when he was continually stroking and rubbing my legs and feet in a downwards motion until my stockings were straning at the sussie clips so they ended up resembling knee socks. Nice guy and easy enough though.
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The return of a new punter who first booked me for half an hour on Tuesday but today he wanted an hour.
Due to a fall followed by spinal surgery he hadn't had sex for 4 years and was now feeling ready to get back into the saddle.
On Tuesday he was nervous so we had was lots of kissing and oral but no climax yet he was thrilled at all the sensations he was feeling down below.
Today we went on to have sex and although he was rubbish in missionary we changed to doggie and amazingly after a couple of minutes he cum.
It really made my day to see his reaction and excitement of having full sex and being able to cum again. He'd paid for an hour but lasted about 40 minutes so I made him a cup of coffee and we chatted then he went away so happy.
This the reason (besides the money of course) that I love what I do.
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Really quite a nice bloke but oh my god, the questions!
whats your real name
do you enjoy this
do you love my cock
what will you do to me next time
what do you like to do
what time do you finish
how many guys have you seen
what do you want to do with me...
went on the entire half hour!
as i was cagey with the personal questions, he seems convinced i work for HMRC or customs and excise now!
even continued the questions when i stopped giving head to say "i can't exactly speak when my mouth is full! (not that it was)
had a few guys this week that just wouldn't stop talking
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Fabulous new booking this evening with a really lovely, cute guy. Started off with a shower together, he wanted to sample some of my awful massage skills then we finished with a very enjoyable 69. He even brought me some cake and gin so he's obviously welcome back!
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had one today that i wont forget in a hurry, he turned up with carrier bag,i asked,"whats in there"? he mumbled that he wanted to get changed in bathroom so i said join me in the bedroom when ure ready...hes come out dressed in some sort of latex diving suit complete with gimp mask and a fantastic pair of pvc boots, he was completely covered up except for his willy hanging out a slit in the front...oh its hard to keep a straight face sometimes. After the booking he asked if i wanted to buy his boots off him,i said yes, sat on bed and couldnt get them to go up past my chunky calves so he ended up keeping them (gutted). Ive been doing this job 6years and it still surprises me what turns people on lol.
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A returning client who initially only books for half an hour but we never spend less than an hour or two together. He arrived at 8:15 this morning and left at quarter to one. We were so goosed we managed to fit in a wee nap too ;D if it wasn't for the fact I fancy the pants off him and we get on so well there's no chance I'd be cuddling up to anyone like that.
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A returning client who initially only books for half an hour but we never spend less than an hour or two together. He arrived at 8:15 this morning and left at quarter to one. We were so goosed we managed to fit in a wee nap too ;D if it wasn't for the fact I fancy the pants off him and we get on so well there's no chance I'd be cuddling up to anyone like that.
Ooooohhh errrr sounds like you're falling for him! :-*
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Ooooohhh errrr sounds like you're falling for him! :-*
He's definitely one of my favourites but not falling for him. You know you just get those clients and the chemistry is instant? It's a bit like that, we just have a great time. I can't even remember his name ;D
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Client in his 40's had me dress as a school girl, I got put in detention for not doing my homework.
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Guy who's been trying to book me for ages but our schedules haven't coincided. He gave amazing oral and I came like a freight train!! Finished in 69 so didn't even need to spend a condom ;D Hope he books again!
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Lovely client this morning. Bit of a last min short notice booking before I check out of the hotel but great conversation, I love listening to some of the stories the older gentleman chat about they are so much more friendlier than some of my younger clients.
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Had a guy traveling for 2 hours to get to see me. He hardly understood any English though he seems to be able to read written English well. Generally, I realised that it's probably not a good idea when I could not tell if he was faking his poor spoken English to manipulate the situation or if he's completely genuinely unable to communicate in English. :-\
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Such a shy guy who I believe had a cross dresser fantasy but just could not admit it. I turned up and he had all the gear so I coaxed him to tell me what he wanted. He paid for an hour and a half since he was so far out of my usual coverage area but insisted on booking anyway and all we did was a quick BJ and he said I could go.
I felt bad for him because he just wouldn't articulate what he wanted despite my prodding so he just went with the easy blow 'n' go, probably changed his mind but didn't want to waste my time.
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Stupidly good looking - 100% discount as been seeing him for 4 years and my God is he just perfection.
So simple between us yet so complicated ::)
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A new punter who was on his way to the airport, lovely guy around 70 but in good nick. Paid 1 hour and gave me an extra ?20 tip for letting him come an hour before I usually start. He was so easy to please only wanted OWO and RO, including a shower at the beginning and one at the end he was in and out in 45 minutes. I love those type of punters.
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Not my last booking but last Sunday.
Chinese-British guy, early 40's I'd say, a banker or so he said, facially average to ugly, a rather shy type. His body tho! was gorgeous OMG!! Visually he was Mr Perfect even his cock looked nice which is a real compliment as I've never really liked the look of penis's, I asked him is he a male escort or model he said no. Amazing.
I have mirrored wardrobe doors next to my bed so I was actually checking him out as we were going at it. Has to be the most perfect body I've ever seen.
When he was getting dressed he asked if I do "regulars rates" I thought YES! He wants to see me again! so obviously I said if he comes back I'll look after him. I'm like, oh yes please come back...do anything to me lol, maybe he was just my type I don't know.
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New chap early 20's , clearly got his idea of sex from porn. Very rough, manhandling me into lots of awkward positions, don't they know those on camera are filmed for the angles not pleasure. Anyway booking included anal, standard intercourse and CIM to finish.
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A regular I've been seeing around a year and a half. Lovely chap who adores nipple play (as do I) and we always have a nice chat afterwards. Then as he was leaving he told me he may be moving up north :( a real shame as he is probably my favourite regular!
I seem to be haemerraging regulars, well not quite, but one moved to the States in the summer and some gave up on my I think when I was out injured for 2 months, not to mention unable to stay in my normal area most of the summer. I need to do a campaign to drum up more regs!
I feel a bit sad really at losing him, stupid tho it sounds.
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I've been struggling accepting new clients lately. I've preferred to stick to regulars.
This guy sounded really nice on the phone and he was. Slightly younger than me, tall, blonde, good looking. Said he was a regular at the gym and looking at his arms, butt, and legs I believe him. Kept his T shirt on though throughout. Who knows why? Maybe he had his full name and address tattooed on his back ;) Strange though. But he is welcome back.
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I get bored very quickly with regulars. I don't mind returnees however.
A guy this morning was 69 all good I thought as I like the maturity in outlook for a change.
His cock barely got hard the whole 45 mins. and he kept wanting me to suck at it hard. He could not accept that it was never going to get erect and that he had to wank off at the end like any other nervous guy would. We had to give up in the end but the full 45 mins time was given to him. During that time he also played with my clit but it was too fast and furious another guy completely crap in the sack! He was strumming my pussy like a flippin' banjo....
Also I am sure I have seen him before and told him not to return but had lost his number hence he slipped through the net again.
There are plenty of mature guys with fine erect cocks who are good in the sack but this one certainly wasn't.
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Regulars all the way for me. They are as close to a guaranteed income as you can get and you can relax with them, get as high or as drunk with them as you feel safe to do so and they pay for everything.
I was out on the town with a regular last night, been seeing him since November. I love much older men yet he's only 14 years older and single, he looks good for his age so we easily got away with looking like a normal couple. Not the most attractive guy tho I'll admit he was more or less superb in bed with a lovely cock perfect for when I was on top for easy orgasms, he was so lovely to be with. I'm amazed how he's still single at the age of 39 without any baggage as he is such a lovely bloke. Its guys like this that makes this job such a pleasure, unlike all the timewasters, weirdo's and whatnot.
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very pleasant older guy.
however, he smelled of perm solution oddly, and spend ages licking my not inconsiderable belly. nice bloke, no sexual skills whatsoever though.
kissed with his tongue poking out, slobbered, spent forever licking me and despite trying to direct, he was always about half an inch from my clit.
had 2 showers since i got home and sure i still smell like i've just had a perm
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Strange one,
Calls up sounding unenthusiastic but polite, sounds unimpressed when I say I'm in a hotel.
Really didnt expect him to turn up, he did though.
Had the cheek to moan about me being too tall for a certain position when we were fucking, nothing to do with humongous belly of course!
He eventually came after vigorous oral.
Then it was like he had a personality transplant!
He was warm, and friendly and lovely. He then mistakenly paid me an hour rate for half hour, I informed of my pricing . and that he was paying too much, he seemed genuinely touched at my honesty and gave me a tip.
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An out call, the first time I seen him was about 15 months ago. Like mentioned in another thread I really don't think he remembered me. I had him saved though and knew who it was even before I got to the very nice street
Exactly the same as before "small man syndrome" I reckon.
He has a lovely flat in one of the best areas but he has to show me his company website. Which shows his photo and full name! His company office picture is also in full view in one of the best parts of town.
Yeah you showed me it all before ::) he points out the pictures of him and some minor C list celebs from 20 years ago and has to boast about his child in private school... Show me photos of his classic cars.. The best of it is. I don't really think that I was his type last time ( I suspect I was too tall and heavy ) but he has gone and seen me again.
He is all me, me, me, talking to him and he seems to just want validation that he is wonderful/ successful/ desirable etc :FF He just comes across though as incredibly insecure and all a bit sad. All 5ft 4" of him. But hey what a gorgeous flat.
Easy enough cash. I would go again and look at his crap photos.
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My last booking last night for an hour. Seen him ages ago, a nice black guy, he's deaf so nothing much was said, age late 30s, fit athletic toned body, big cock just right not massive.
Lovely sweet guy but that cock had far too much stamina. I just could not get him to cum, until the very end I when he was starting to hurt me, I tried everything to try get him to cum even some extra's I don't normally offer.
I'm still feeling the aftereffects this morning so I'm going to go relax, suppose I'll go top up my tan and have my nails french manicured again.
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He is all me, me, me, talking to him and he seems to just want validation that he is wonderful/ successful/ desirable etc :FF He just comes across though as incredibly insecure and all a bit sad. All 5ft 4" of him. But hey what a gorgeous flat.
Easy enough cash. I would go again and look at his crap photos.
Sounds just like a guy I went to see. I bet it's the same one haha. I got there and when he answered the door, I couldn't see anyone. Then I looked down. There he was! Mr Little.
hahahahahahahahaha I had to get us sat down as soon as possible ;D
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New client, really fit young black guy. He asked for a shower on arrival, which thank god he did because when he took his coat off he fucking STANK of BO. I asked him if he had come straight from work, thinking maybe he did physical labour - no, day off he says! So why not have a shower when you got up this morning? Ugh.
Sex was okay, nothing to write home about, and he seemed nice enough, but I had to open the windows after he left! Ridiculous!
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I'm completely always against "heightism" in my life, any "isms" basically laughing at people with certain traits e.g. race, short, tall etc. Having said that, I saw a man of late who had A VERY deep voice over the phone which I did not notice ,previously..I was apprehensive and tried to cancel the booking even..when I opened my door, I could not see him (I wore high heels). He was about 5'1". A cute little thing... :o
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Last client of the day was a lovely and attractive French guy. Spoke perfectly grammatical English, but with such a heavy accent that I could only understand about half of what he said!
He came just from a bit of touching (wouldn't even call it a handjob!) early on and got all embarrassed - "I'm sorry, I usually only do this with my wife!" He said his wife had given him a "pass" to see hookers while he was in Australia, and I believe him. Good for them. :D
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Nice new guy who I've converted from a webcam client. Attractive, mid 30s, smelled nice, good at fingering. Only problem was he had quite a full beard and liked a lot of kissing, my mouth and chin are still red half an hour later!
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Said I would never do it, but ?600 for a 1hr scat booking. I received below the neck. No sex he just unloaded and we played!
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My God, you did well there haha ;D kiss those notes girl!
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Not quite my last booking but my last day ( today ) for the next 3 weeks nearly due to stuff I've got on plus I don't work on my period.
I've said it before but I've always worked a Sunday. I know a lot of you ladies find it a waste of time but it's the only definate day off from my civvie job that I have. I've built a wee list of regulars. No one every week but at least they come every 2 or 3. Plus I often get a new guy. They say women working a Sunday is rare.
Anyway I was up at 7 as usual, phone on and 4 regulars phoned before lunchtime looking for a booking. I had done 3 for 2pm. 3.5 hours of booking but prob ran to 4.5 hours in total. I don't mind so much, they are nice guys with good chat. Not all sex.
Ladies who work full time. I totally tip my hat to you. How do you keep going?? I'm physically and emotionally exhausted. I rarely do this much in one day but cos I'm off for a few weeks I jumped at it.
I think someone said recently that they can do 9-10 bookings a day when touring.
Massive respect.
Anyway a good but tiring day. Nursing my large glass of vino now.
Stay safe, be busy x
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New client with loads of really great feedback on AW, he booked over a day in advance for a dinner date in town for a 3 hour booking. He requested for me to dress up in I quote: "high heels, a little black or white dress no longer than mid-thigh with back-seamed hold up stockings barely hidden under the hem when standing up." This was for a 4pm meet I told him I can't go out dressed like that so early and that he'd have to pay extra for it, ?50 which he happily agreed! ok lovely he can't be a timewaster with all that feedback.
We met at the Mailbox in Birmingham, went straight to a particular bar next to the canal I've been to quite a few times. He was such a true gent he's one of those clients you just have no clue why he is seeing escorts until he explains he is married. He paid for our meals it was all actually quite nice. A couple of hours later we went back to his hotel for the final hour it was only a 5 minute walk away. Apparently he hadn't had any sexual relief for over two weeks and it showed - easily over 20 minutes of going at it hard pounding I'm glad he didn't have a big one lol, he loved being on top so I wasn't complaining ;D
My favourite: wined, dined and sixty-nined.
Give me these type of gents ALL day long please.
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Ladies who work full time. I totally tip my hat to you. How do you keep going?? I'm physically and emotionally exhausted. I rarely do this much in one day but cos I'm off for a few weeks I jumped at it.
I think someone said recently that they can do 9-10 bookings a day when touring.
Massive respect.
Anyway a good but tiring day. Nursing my large glass of vino now.
Stay safe, be busy x
If you are trying to work a civvy job for the usual 35-40 hours a week plus escort on top then yes you're going to be knackered.
I'm giving up my civvy job in a week and 2 days because I know I can earn better, and be WAY less tired, doing full time escorting. It's not the type of civvy job where I can just turn up, switch my brain off for 8hrs and go through the motions either. If both your jobs are engaging (though in different ways) then you're going to be tired.
Have a good break :)
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Ladies who work full time. I totally tip my hat to you. How do you keep going?? I'm physically and emotionally exhausted. I rarely do this much in one day but cos I'm off for a few weeks I jumped at it.
I think someone said recently that they can do 9-10 bookings a day when touring.
Massive respect.
Anyway a good but tiring day. Nursing my large glass of vino now.
Stay safe, be busy x
I think you have to be able to enjoy the job itself. At the end of the day the pros outweigh the cons just like any other job.
I used to do the odd day or two per week and doing tours everywhere it was really stressful sometimes. When you get your own place it really does make it all so much easier for the most part. I love being able to do what I like when I like, keeping my whore phone with me everywhere I go when I'm at the gym, getting my fingernails manicured, on the sunbed at my local indigosun - which is fantastic by the way I love the place!
Since having my own place I find escorting fairly easy, mainly! Just have to try ignore the horrible things or else it will just get you down, before you know it you'll be back working a normal job working for peanuts. Its why I try not to post negative experiences on here as it just gets you down if you dwell on all that crappyness.
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If you are trying to work a civvy job for the usual 35-40 hours a week plus escort on top then yes you're going to be knackered.
I'm giving up my civvy job in a week and 2 days because I know I can earn better, and be WAY less tired, doing full time escorting. It's not the type of civvy job where I can just turn up, switch my brain off for 8hrs and go through the motions either. If both your jobs are engaging (though in different ways) then you're going to be tired.
Have a good break :)
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Escorting full time is the only way, but only if you enjoy it for the most part obviously, its not the perfect job by a long shot but the money you can earn some days is just incredible, I just hope I don't get too many bad clients I can handle the odd one here and there but... yeah.
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My God, you did well there haha ;D kiss those notes girl!
Haha very easy money, I have dabbled in similar play in my private life. I also come from a care background so the smell etc does not bother me. I don't advertise it but a client I have seen a couple of times made me a good offer ??? ;D
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If you are trying to work a civvy job for the usual 35-40 hours a week plus escort on top then yes you're going to be knackered.
I'm giving up my civvy job in a week and 2 days because I know I can earn better, and be WAY less tired, doing full time escorting. It's not the type of civvy job where I can just turn up, switch my brain off for 8hrs and go through the motions either. If both your jobs are engaging (though in different ways) then you're going to be tired.
Have a good break :)
It is quite a mentally demanding civvie job that I have but I would think after today that full time SW would be worse. It was tough. No colleagues to instantly off load on and have a laugh. I found it so draining, smiling, acting, bullshitting! I do enjoy SW but I would be wiped doing today 4-5 days a week. Yeah much better money though. Oh to be a bit younger or fitter or something... Not sure what
Thanks for good wishes
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I think you have to be able to enjoy the job itself. At the end of the day the pros outweigh the cons just like any other job.
I used to do the odd day or two per week and doing tours everywhere it was really stressful sometimes. When you get your own place it really does make it all so much easier for the most part. I love being able to do what I like when I like, keeping my whore phone with me everywhere I go when I'm at the gym, getting my fingernails manicured, on the sunbed at my local indigosun - which is fantastic by the way I love the place!
Since having my own place I find escorting fairly easy, mainly! Just have to try ignore the horrible things or else it will just get you down, before you know it you'll be back working a normal job working for peanuts. Its why I try not to post negative experiences on here as it just gets you down if you dwell on all that crappyness.
I do mainly enjoy it. I don't tour and work from home. Still struggling today though.
Must work at the gym on squats or something a bit more. I have a feeling my legs won't work tomorrow. Thighs are wrecked and I am quite sporty ;)
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Iv just had a walker that changed his mind when i stood my ground and asked for my fee he decided to stay, fuming tho!
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Guy requested i stay an extra hour after my shift ended at the parlour, i agreed, he was half an hour late but i agreed to still do the hour. 20 minutes in, we've done everything he wanted and he still can't come, insisted on me massaging him until his hour was fully up. Boring as hell and my hands went numb.
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3 hours of watersports and farting in his face , loads , good job I'm on tablets that make me windy , he was sniffing it and making sexy noises like he was ecstatic , said I've made his dreams come true.
In between thinking of Shewolf and Scat play I thought thank god I don't have to hold it in when I'm with him , he's booked an over night in 3 days time ....I've seen him before otherwise I wouldn't .
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Glad to know you're thinking of me when you're farting in men's faces hahaha :-*
I wonder where these fetishes originate? Maybe he smells his own farts? The mind boggles :o
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another scat booking of the week with the same gent who is in town for a couple of weeks, ?600 for an hour of poo play, me playing the submissive again receiving below the neck and also providing some of my own for smearing on me, followed by a BJ and he went away happy.
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Glad to know you're thinking of me when you're farting in men's faces hahaha :-*
I wonder where these fetishes originate? Maybe he smells his own farts? The mind boggles :o
I really did think that ! , he said he wished/ wanted to see " some chocolate sauce come out of my little fudge hole " ..he's a carer so I did wonder if there's a correlation , then decided not to ponder .
He's booked all night Friday night and sent a text to say " keep eating the baked beans " !!!
I'm trying to lift my botoxed eyebrows up !!! And lmao , alone again , like a nut !
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When he phoned he asked would he get his full 30 mins or 40 minutes.
I said he would get the 30 minutes he paid for I wont steal off him he should not try to steal off me.
He said fair enough
He said he would have a shower before leaving home an hours travel.
Came this morning in filthy clothes insisted he had a shower before leaving home (he must have been on the road since 2000)
Got into the shower when asked used soap I gave him (it was in the shower cubicle but he had not lifted it I had to hand it to him after he started to wash in water :( )
Came out lifted arms I nearly keeled over (how do they do that?)
Asked for lots of kissing - well he had washed bless him)
Tried to suck my tongue down deep into his throat it hurt I had to tell him to stop so he bit my lip kiss instead I had to tell him to stop so he went back to my tongue.
It really hurt :(
I hate having to tell them to stop.
Too boring to continue he kept doing things too rough hes a famer I reckon he is used to handling animals :(
After he left after trying to restart at 25 mins into the meeting and 40 mins into the meeting and as he was leaving I had to open the windows and the air filter in the bathroom, everytime he hugged me I had to hold my breath.
Sometimes I think I have enough money I should retire now
Worse thing about it is he was not nasty just trying it on and clueless and he asked if I have children mid flow depressing day :(
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When he phoned he asked would he get his full 30 mins or 40 minutes.
I said he would get the 30 minutes he paid for I wont steal off him he should not try to steal off me.
He said fair enough
He said he would have a shower before leaving home an hours travel.
Came this morning in filthy clothes insisted he had a shower before leaving home (he must have been on the road since 2000)
Got into the shower when asked used soap I gave him (it was in the shower cubicle but he had not lifted it I had to hand it to him after he started to wash in water :( )
Came out lifted arms I nearly keeled over (how do they do that?)
Asked for lots of kissing - well he had washed bless him)
Tried to suck my tongue down deep into his throat it hurt I had to tell him to stop so he bit my lip kiss instead I had to tell him to stop so he went back to my tongue.
It really hurt :(
I hate having to tell them to stop.
Too boring to continue he kept doing things too rough hes a famer I reckon he is used to handling animals :(
After he left after trying to restart at 25 mins into the meeting and 40 mins into the meeting and as he was leaving I had to open the windows and the air filter in the bathroom, everytime he hugged me I had to hold my breath.
Sometimes I think I have enough money I should retire now
Worse thing about it is he was not nasty just trying it on and clueless and he asked if I have children mid flow depressing day :(
That's disgusting you poor thing !
I hate telling to stop , you'd think once and a reminder would do ! A guy bit my lip really hard accidentally a few weeks ago . I really though I was going to get a fat lip .
Mind you he was so bucked teeth it was untrue , nice though and enough money to get them sorted ???
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Had a condom split today :(
At a 3 hour outcall with a regular this morning. Have been seeing him during incalls for two months? on average once every week for 1-2 hour bookings.
He booked a day off from work for when his wife was at work and his kids at school. I'd already told him I love sex in men's marital beds so this was his way of getting me round to his house. We were actually both very horny lol, he's a very sexy guy both physically and socially. Straight into the bedroom a quick OWO and then I was on top and seriously two minutes max I orgasmed I don't think I've ever came that fast, lol I was REALLY turned on.
Turned out he had taken viagra, coupled with the fact he takes a while to climax anyway especially on additional rounds no matter how vigorous the sex gets. He was really going for it in missionary and then i sensed something weird happen inside I'd never felt before I thought it was just me approaching orgasm which I soon did, then soon after he came, then he pulled out to notice it he said "oh ****" then I thought he was going to say he heard his wife in the house I didn't hear anything because he was going at it really hard :D :FF
My fault I should have known to change the condom earlier I just haven't had one split on me in ages.
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Lovely guy , regular 2 hour booking but I remember everytime ( bit like how you forget about childbirth) how long he lasts and about 3/4 hour oral first ......OMG jaw ache
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Nice new client. He was constantly saying how much fun it was (had his other experiences been so bad?!). Anyway a bit tiring, quite a physical but fun booking, more tiring since I was gushing for Britain! He left a very happy bunny.
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Nice new client. He was constantly saying how much fun it was (had his other experiences been so bad?!). Anyway a bit tiring, quite a physical but fun booking, more tiring since I was gushing for Britain! He left a very happy bunny.
Oooh, did he keep saying "You are so much fun, aren't you?" and similar? Lots of oral on you, no full sex? South east? If so have had the same guy and he was great ;D
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Oooh, did he keep saying "You are so much fun, aren't you?" and similar? Lots of oral on you, no full sex? South east? If so have had the same guy and he was great ;D
Yes, so it could well be! There was sex but not to completion. He wasn't local to me (West Sussex) but sounded maybe London or thereabouts by accent.
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Anyone every have bookings like this? So finally after a dead day a booking......the vibes I get from the guy are slightly odd (and not to detract but I found it hard to concentrate when I first saw him as he was dressed in salmon pink, on top of sunburn!)
Anyway all trundling along, he had been kissing enthusiiastically but then during sex he blatently turns his head away from me and wouldn't kiss me from then on! I suddenly twigged why, because I had been playing and may have put my finger in my mouth (which btw he loved at the time) so obviously then he was in fear of catching something since of course we are all disease ridden :FF
From that point on I was determined to make him come as quick as possible, it pissed me off so much. Result within half an hour of an hour booking he'd come. Normally I stay and chat after a client showers but not this one, I sat in the sitting room as he dressed in the bedrooom then politely escorted him out, thinking thank god. He also left his towel in a crumpled heap on the bedroom floor. :FF
I deserve a glass of wine now!
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New client who phoned and came straight over, a nice guy middle aged and clean. Started with kissing and although he was clean shaven and a good kisser he had a very rough prickly upper lip so after a while I could feel a bit of soreness on my top lip so I moved to OWO until he nearly blew but he still wanted sex so I jumped on top of him and rode him like Calamity Jane on a bucking bronco. lol
A half hour booking that was completed well within the time.
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Had a half hour booking. Guy wanting two pops in half hour. Some just take the piss!! Needless to say i let him have his haf hour but two didnt happen!
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Had a half hour booking. Guy wanting two pops in half hour. Some just take the piss!! Needless to say i let him have his haf hour but two didnt happen!
If a client wants 2 pops in a half hour booking I charge them an extra ?10.
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I didnt think of that MH. Mind you he would have gone well over the half hour i reckon x
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Had 4 clients yesterday, 1 of which didn't want sex. So of those 3 clients I had at:
5pm for a 1 hour booking he came twice in that hour it was diffiult getting him to cum that 2nd time.
6:30pm a half hour he was easy.
an overnight from 7:30m to 7am this morning when he left my apartment.
The overnight guy though, I have never been with someone with that much stamina like omg seriously it was so painful at times.
Had seen him before for an 2 hour booking which was mostly all sex based so I figured he'd be wanting a lot of sex, I don't really mind as I have a high libido anyway, I've never needed lube until last night. He came in total 4 times, and I'd say at most he was only down for 20 minutes between rounds. He would keep stopping when I thought he had cum so then I'd lay back to catch my breath and then he's near me again will a fully erect cock - I was like omg seriously?!
Just after midnight I was SO sore it was killing me. So I decided to put use some lube and WOW what an absolute godsend!!! :o ;D so then another hour maybe of him going at it before even the lube wasn't helping gladly he didn't take much longer to cum before I was about to tell him no more. He came, I was too exhaussted to be bother to go to the bathroom to clean up, my bed was a complete mess, my skin was bathed in sweat, lube and traces of semen, literally I just fell asleep.
Woke up this morning my vagina was so sore and it was more sore when I sat down. Told myself I am not seeing anymore clients today. Its still a bit sore :'(
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Nervous first timer, popped just as I had got the condom on. Didn't think he would get hard again but did, quite quickly actually and came a second time by oral. He was still gone within 15 mins of a 30 min booking!
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Well wasn't gonna work today as I have practically no voice but took an easy sounding dom booking.
Young nervous chap. First he forgot his wallet (yes really I thought he wasn't returning). Then proceeded with the booking. Me hoping my husky voice sounded merely sexy. But after around 25 minutes I sensed it'd stopped working, he got very embarrassed (about not maintaining an erection fully) and left. Bless him he said it'd happened before, I felt bad for him. He couldn't stop apologising.
It didn't end there he forgot his jacket and had to come back for it.
I felt pretty awful even tho it was barely physical (burning up) I do hope I don't have to abort my tour.
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Nice polite chap who booked once before for an hour and popped in 7 minutes the first time. "Haha! I can't believe I thought I would need an hour!" I love guys who can laugh at themselves :D
He did his wallet a favour and only booked half an hour this time, think he managed to last until 11 minutes judging by my playlist. Nice friendly chat afterwards.
And I managed to get enough makeup on to cover up my facial road rash, haha. Although he was more concerned with looking at other parts of me, LOL.
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I came back earlier from a normal first date, you know hoping to try find Mr Perfect. Lovely guy to be fair, he was super rich and good looking and fit so I went down down on him and everything, I have never acted that easy in my entire life. I swallowed. Then he asked for my number I could not believe it!!
Feeling in a good mood, and tipsy as I got back to my apartment I checked my work phone and took a half hour booking for a quickie because I was feeling so horny I really wanted a man inside me.
Some Japanese student I'd say 20ish, he lasted longer than I expected so I managed to orgasm relatively easily so I gave him another half hour for free as he was quite good actually.
I am so messed up at the moment!
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I came back earlier from a normal first date, you know hoping to try find Mr Perfect. Lovely guy to be fair, he was super rich and good looking and fit so I went down down on him and everything, I have never acted that easy in my entire life. I swallowed. Then he asked for my number I could not believe it!!
Feeling in a good mood, and tipsy as I got back to my apartment I checked my work phone and took a half hour booking for a quickie because I was feeling so horny I really wanted a man inside me.
Some Japanese student I'd say 20ish, he lasted longer than I expected so I managed to orgasm relatively easily so I gave him another half hour for free as he was quite good actually.
I am so messed up at the moment!
How did you arrange a date if you didn't have each other's phone numbers? Or am I missing something?!
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How did you arrange a date if you didn't have each other's phone numbers? Or am I missing something?!
I gave him my escort numbe just in case I didn't like him.
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I gave him my escort numbe just in case I didn't like him.
So did you date know you are an escort?
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So did you date know you are an escort?
Not a chance, I wanted a taste of normality in my life for a change.
I gave him a blowjob but for me that was my way of showing to show him how good I am and hoping he hasn't had any better. I know it sounds bad but sexually satisfying men is what I'm very good at.
When he then asked can he see me again, I gave him my personal number. Told him not to contact me on my "work" phone so I gave him my personal number.
Escorting really screws with your mind when you're doing it a lot.
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Naughty, witty - booked me for one hour, changed it to two hours.
When I arrived at the hotel he became unreachable :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF
Also, just checked and he hasn't put the booking through AW...
Fuck
And he has 20 confirmed bookings, only one of them being negative which describes my situation perfectly - arrived at the place, phone switched off. Anywho, his login on AW is: toshy69
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Not a chance, I wanted a taste of normality in my life for a change.
I gave him a blowjob but for me that was my way of showing to show him how good I am and hoping he hasn't had any better. I know it sounds bad but sexually satisfying men is what I'm very good at.
When he then asked can he see me again, I gave him my personal number. Told him not to contact me on my "work" phone so I gave him my personal number.
Escorting really screws with your mind when you're doing it a lot.
How times have changed since I last dated they've had to have invested in dating me and waited a month or two for anything more than a kiss. ???
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How times have changed since I last dated they've had to have invested in dating me and waited a month or two for anything more than a kiss. ???
What if you wasted all that time to discover he had a micro penis? That would be a nightmare for me
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What if you wasted all that time to discover he had a micro penis? That would be a nightmare for me
To be honest after all the paying penises I've had in my lifetime it would be a blessing if he did have a low sex drive, micro penis and/or ED, I'd rather be sure he liked me for me, he has a good personality and a comfortable lifestyle etc.
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I gave him a blowjob but for me that was my way of showing to show him how good I am and hoping he hasn't had any better. I know it sounds bad but sexually satisfying men is what I'm very good at.
This sounds totally like me when I was in my teens/early 20s. I felt I didn't have much else to offer, but at least I was good at sex, so I would try to blow their mind as well as their cocks. And yeah, most of the time I succeeded. Sadly, to the detriment of my own desires, wishes and etc.
So glad I no longer think like this :D
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To be honest after all the paying penises I've had in my lifetime it would be a blessing if he did have a low sex drive, micro penis and/or ED, I'd rather be sure he liked me for me, he has a good personality and a comfortable lifestyle etc.
As someone in a long-term relationship with a person who currently has a low (almost non-existent) sex drive due to medical issues, I find work only makes me miss the real deal at home more and causes the drought to be completely insufferable at times. I guess it really heavily depends on your own libido, really.
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Escorting really screws with your mind when you're doing it a lot.
Not if you don't let it
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And I managed to get enough makeup on to cover up my facial road rash, haha. Although he was more concerned with looking at other parts of me, LOL.
Exactly!
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As someone in a long-term relationship with a person who currently has a low (almost non-existent) sex drive due to medical issues, I find work only makes me miss the real deal at home more and causes the drought to be completely insufferable at times. I guess it really heavily depends on your own libido, really.
If he can use his tongue he'll do... ;D
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If he can use his tongue he'll do... ;D
Oh he doesn't have an erectile dysfunction, he is just not interested in sex, that includes receiving or giving oral (antidepressant meds, he is off them for a year now but the interest in sex hasn't returned ::)). He'd rather just cuddle. My situation at home is, by the looks of it, almost as bad as that of a lot of my married clients. :p
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Not if you don't let it
Well put it this way.
I will never ever trust any man to be faithful to me when i settle down. So rather than dwell on how horrible men are I'm fully in the frame of mind of having the swinger lifestyle, as if that is normal.
In this job you get to hear and even experience of so many strange fantasies that, over time, many seem extremely weird at first, and then you meet some really lovely lovely/sexy guys and even they start polluting your mind with really sick things that lately I think has caused my biggest turn on is having sex with married men.
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Last booking.... think of that scene from the inbetweeners of briefcase wanker trying to lose the big V. Trying not laugh while experiencing what I can only describe as chest compression's. Lovely guy but could not wait to get that booking over, he was not taking or seeking guidance. And now Im concerned I may have a bucket fanny as he fell out of me and didnt realise so he continued to bounce and hump (using the word hump loosely) crotch area. I think his parents must have content control on their wifi or something, poor sheltered lad.
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Hehehe :) if only all bookings were as easy as tonight :) new gut booked an hour a couple weeks back, new to bdsm and looking for an experienced sub. Says he'll text me the room number as soon as he checks into the hotel. 30min before I'm on my way and no word from him lol I started to get a bad feeling I was wasting my time. I texted and sure enough something has come up :/ but he has like 15min will I still come, he'll pay the hour :) I so thought he'd flat out cancel, I was pretty happy. Anyhow 15min of rough handling a fake orgasm that should win me an Oscar, and for the grand finalaly cob. Like I said if only they were all that easy. :)
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I could not believe what I've just seen! OMG
The phone has been mostly dead all day so I decided to go out on the town this evening earlier than usual, you know "on the town" as an escort per se!
Had two guys approach me who left after I told them some particular info. Then this guy approaches me he looks nothing special exactly. We get chatting having a bit of a laugh he was alright actually. Okay so, I told him I normally charge ?200 an hour, I was expecting himt o ask me for proof via showing him my profile or something, but nothing. Instead he asks how much for the night? so I tell him ?2k (I usually charge much less than that!). He did not even attempt to ask for discounts.
So I was thinking, this guy is police or something. What am I doing wrong here. What have I done wrong. Anyway, I thought screw this I'm going to be blunt with him, he genuinely seems to fancy me so why not, I told him I doubt he could afford me. He actually had ?520 on him, I said its not enough, I said he needs to draw more out. He said he can not as he is at his max daily limit. He assured me he can afford it though. So I walked with him over to the cash machine for him to show me his account balance.
?627 million.
Okay, baby. What do you want, anything...you...want... LOL
Sorry to sound crude here but I could not believe I actually went wet the moment I'd seen that. Wow, just wow!
He wasn't British, that's all I'll say about him.
No joke I promise. I am SO gobsmacked. I did my BEST of my BEST in hope of making him a regular.
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I could not believe what I've just seen! OMG
The phone has been mostly dead all day so I decided to go out on the town this evening earlier than usual, you know "on the town" as an escort per se!
Had two guys approach me who left after I told them some particular info. Then this guy approaches me he looks nothing special exactly. We get chatting having a bit of a laugh he was alright actually. Okay so, I told him I normally charge ?200 an hour, I was expecting himt o ask me for proof via showing him my profile or something, but nothing. Instead he asks how much for the night? so I tell him ?2k (I usually charge much less than that!). He did not even attempt to ask for discounts.
So I was thinking, this guy is police or something. What am I doing wrong here. What have I done wrong. Anyway, I thought screw this I'm going to be blunt with him, he genuinely seems to fancy me so why not, I told him I doubt he could afford me. He actually had ?520 on him, I said its not enough, I said he needs to draw more out. He said he can not as he is at his max daily limit. He assured me he can afford it though. So I walked with him over to the cash machine for him to show me his account balance.
?627 million.
Okay, baby. What do you want, anything...you...want... LOL
Sorry to sound crude here but I could not believe I actually went wet the moment I'd seen that. Wow, just wow!
He wasn't British, that's all I'll say about him.
No joke I promise. I am SO gobsmacked. I did my BEST of my BEST in hope of making him a regular.
I take it you got payment AFTER you fucked him......not something i would do even if he was the royal family but each to their own
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I take it you got payment AFTER you fucked him......not something i would do even if he was the royal family but each to their own
Yeah, got back to my place so he could use my wifi for a secure bank wire transfer. I've only ever done that once with another client a while ago.
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Last booking for the week yesterday was a new client very pleasant and had a thing for running his hands though my hair and rubbing my scalp almost giving me an Indian head massage, he was in his early 70's nice and clean and surprisingly all his bits worked. Nice easy half hour booking
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Who would keep 627 million quid in an account that you'd get money out of a cash machine from? ???
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I could not believe what I've just seen! OMG
The phone has been mostly dead all day so I decided to go out on the town this evening earlier than usual, you know "on the town" as an escort per se!
Had two guys approach me who left after I told them some particular info. Then this guy approaches me he looks nothing special exactly. We get chatting having a bit of a laugh he was alright actually. Okay so, I told him I normally charge ?200 an hour, I was expecting himt o ask me for proof via showing him my profile or something, but nothing. Instead he asks how much for the night? so I tell him ?2k (I usually charge much less than that!). He did not even attempt to ask for discounts.
So I was thinking, this guy is police or something. What am I doing wrong here. What have I done wrong. Anyway, I thought screw this I'm going to be blunt with him, he genuinely seems to fancy me so why not, I told him I doubt he could afford me. He actually had ?520 on him, I said its not enough, I said he needs to draw more out. He said he can not as he is at his max daily limit. He assured me he can afford it though. So I walked with him over to the cash machine for him to show me his account balance.
?627 million.
Okay, baby. What do you want, anything...you...want... LOL
Sorry to sound crude here but I could not believe I actually went wet the moment I'd seen that. Wow, just wow!
He wasn't British, that's all I'll say about him.
No joke I promise. I am SO gobsmacked. I did my BEST of my BEST in hope of making him a regular.
Wonderful story Emi you should write a book.
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Who would keep 627 million quid in an account that you'd get money out of a cash machine from? ???
And have a 520 daily limit when u have millions??
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Are you sure your saw his balance in sterling?
627,000,000 Vietnamese Dong is worth ?23,000. Not exactly an insignificant amount but a lot less than hundreds of millions. There may be countries with even worse exchange rates.
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Ah but....Did you spend the night with him and did he give you the 2k? You've left us in suspense there...........x
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Wonderful story Emi you should write a book.
I did write a mini book as a response but just erased in favour of Ha ha ha me too lmao
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I did write a mini book as a response but just erased in favour of Ha ha ha me too lmao
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My last booking was lovely. This guy in his 50s with a massive hard cock.... I really did enjoy the short 10 min!! he was such a gentlemen xxx bought me chocolates when he came.
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Last booking.... think of that scene from the inbetweeners of briefcase wanker trying to lose the big V. Trying not laugh while experiencing what I can only describe as chest compression's. Lovely guy but could not wait to get that booking over, he was not taking or seeking guidance. And now Im concerned I may have a bucket fanny as he fell out of me and didnt realise so he continued to bounce and hump (using the word hump loosely) crotch area. I think his parents must have content control on their wifi or something, poor sheltered lad.
I relieved a young man of his virginity on Monday, and all I could keep thinking of was "briefcase wanker! briefcase wanker!" :D :D :D
Luckily he did actually have a basic grasp of the mechanics!
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I could not believe what I've just seen! OMG
The phone has been mostly dead all day so I decided to go out on the town this evening earlier than usual, you know "on the town" as an escort per se!
Had two guys approach me who left after I told them some particular info. Then this guy approaches me he looks nothing special exactly. We get chatting having a bit of a laugh he was alright actually. Okay so, I told him I normally charge ?200 an hour, I was expecting himt o ask me for proof via showing him my profile or something, but nothing. Instead he asks how much for the night? so I tell him ?2k (I usually charge much less than that!). He did not even attempt to ask for discounts.
So I was thinking, this guy is police or something. What am I doing wrong here. What have I done wrong. Anyway, I thought screw this I'm going to be blunt with him, he genuinely seems to fancy me so why not, I told him I doubt he could afford me. He actually had ?520 on him, I said its not enough, I said he needs to draw more out. He said he can not as he is at his max daily limit. He assured me he can afford it though. So I walked with him over to the cash machine for him to show me his account balance.
?627 million.
Okay, baby. What do you want, anything...you...want... LOL
Sorry to sound crude here but I could not believe I actually went wet the moment I'd seen that. Wow, just wow!
He wasn't British, that's all I'll say about him.
No joke I promise. I am SO gobsmacked. I did my BEST of my BEST in hope of making him a regular.
Maybe you should have his baby. Ka-ching!!
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so iv just had a guy who was plesant but half way through the booking he asked my name, I told him my work name like you do then 5 mins later during sex he started begging to know my real name, totally pissed me off and killed my mood :FF
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Maybe you should have his baby. Ka-ching!!
She's not been online since the following day, praps they've eloped ;D
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She's not been online since the following day, praps they've eloped ;D
She has only told half the story too!
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She has only told half the story too!
??? ???
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I would like to know if the guy became a regular and if it was dollars or ?'s in his account! And if she married him! hahahaha
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I would like to know if the guy became a regular and if it was dollars or ?'s in his account! And if she married him! hahahaha
Ah thought you was privvy to the ending she had missed off ;D
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Ah thought you was privvy to the ending she had missed off ;D
Indeed a good story has a beginning middle and an end.
I didn't think anything could cheer me up but this has!
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My last booking asked if I watch porn on my days off. Aye love because I'm such a sex maniac
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I had a half hour booking earlier this p.m. with a guy which involved owo and protected anal. The booking was over and done with in 15 mins. but he was enjoying the anal for quite some time. He was very easily pleased and no trouble though.
I love those fast appointments when they are fully satisfied and you know they aren't leaving early because they are unhappy.
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My last booking asked if I watch porn on my days off. Aye love because I'm such a sex maniac
Sounds like the one who asked me in all seriousness, if in my 'private' life, do I go out dressed like this (It was a domination booking I was wearing thigh high pvc boots, fishnet stockings, pvc skirt up my arse, tits popping out of my tiny red bra, thick black eye make up, bright red lipstick) ...Yeah course I do, I often walk around Tesco doing my weekly shop or sit in Nando's with my kids wearing this type of stuff!!
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Lovely regular with a jolly face and a big bushy beard he always reminds me of Grisly Adams well I was 30 seconds into OWO and teasing him with my tongue when he unexpectedly shot his load, the first and hardest spurt went straight up my left nostril. Hahaha.
I've NEVER had that happen before and after the initial shock I had to laugh as it could have been worse and gone in my eye and that stings like a bitch.
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An hour of ball busting and trampling.
Left him red raw but has already messaged from his car asking to see me again when I am back here again at the end of the week.
Now getting ready for a 2 hour HS session.
What can I say..I'm a feeder!
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Lovely regular with a jolly face and a big bushy beard he always reminds me of Grisly Adams well I was 30 seconds into OWO and teasing him with my tongue when he unexpectedly shot his load, the first and hardest spurt went straight up my left nostril. Hahaha.
I've NEVER had that happen before and after the initial shock I had to laugh as it could have been worse and gone in my eye and that stings like a bitch.
Ahahahaha, omg I do sympathise but the mental image is hilarious!
My last booking just left, new client, seemed very nice and came with a 10-min 69 and then a BJ. I love bookings where I don't even have to spend a condom :D
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Ahahahaha, omg I do sympathise but the mental image is hilarious!
My last booking just left, new client, seemed very nice and came with a 10-min 69 and then a BJ. I love bookings where I don't even have to spend a condom :D
Me too I wish I could just give BJ's
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My oldest regular who recently moved to retire on his boat by the coast. Hadn't seen him in aaaaaages and thought he had forgotten about me. He wanted me to come see his boat and since he is now so far from me I stipulated 3 hours minimum thinking he would say another time, nope he agreed paid it into my account as always and off I went to spend the evening on the high seas.
Ahoy me matey, it was a first in this job. So much fun.
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Me too I wish I could just give BJ's
If I had a more discreet place to work from I would heavily advertise 15-min quickies with BJ and HR only. Seems to be really popular with a lot of guys who just want quick stress relief, and half the time you don't even have to get undressed. A quick toothbrush and a gargle later and I'm ready for the next client. And means I can save wear and tear on the old fanjo and keep her fresh for the bookings which I really enjoy ;) But my place is too dodgy for that, it's shared entry and no intercom, I can't afford the foot traffic.
To keep it relevant: my final booking tonight, a guy who wanted to just rim my arse while I called him a filthy, disgusting pervert. Finished him off with a tit wank. He was done by the end of my second playlist song, so the sex part was all finished in under 9 minutes 24 seconds :D
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I would advertise quickies too but like you V its too much traffic. My last booking was a normal owo who insisted on fucking me but had problems getting an erection. Had to pretend my hubby was coming home in half hour and was gna have sex with me after him. Hmmmm. Im single but went with it. Was done in 20 mins. Thats why i love my half hour bookings. Over and done with quick. 15 mins be even better :)) x
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If I had a more discreet place to work from I would heavily advertise 15-min quickies with BJ and HR only. Seems to be really popular with a lot of guys who just want quick stress relief, and half the time you don't even have to get undressed. A quick toothbrush and a gargle later and I'm ready for the next client. And means I can save wear and tear on the old fanjo and keep her fresh for the bookings which I really enjoy ;) But my place is too dodgy for that, it's shared entry and no intercom, I can't afford the foot traffic.
To keep it relevant: my final booking tonight, a guy who wanted to just rim my arse while I called him a filthy, disgusting pervert. Finished him off with a tit wank. He was done by the end of my second playlist song, so the sex part was all finished in under 9 minutes 24 seconds :D
Brilliant more of them punters please lol. ! I'm in the same boat. I have shared entry and although I have an intercom it still boils down to foot traffic and my inherent laziness as a whore to do only as much as I need to live a comfortable life.
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I did manage to work today, well the bottom line is I have bills. But fuming after my last booking.
The request was for orgasm denial which he'd not had before so spent some time explaining to him about tease/denial etc. It all went fine. However nearly half an hr in he came via HR and immediately after said 'is that it' I thought he was referring to what he asked before - how many times could he come - I'd told him as many as he was able so I again said 'no I'm just helping you clean up'. Then I realised the cheek of it he meant ?X for HR. Despite my saying he could stay he decided to go and reinforced what I thought by saying 'can I have ?50 back.'
I said 'No I don't do that'. He could tell I was pissed off since he asked 'you alright'. So I just said 'yes except I don't like guys asking that. I gave you exactly what you wanted and you could've stayed'.
I knew he'd really enjoyed himself so that doubly pissed me off with his comment and inference he hadn't got his moneys' worth.
Cue extreme awkwardness. I remained very polite and he couldn't leave fast enough. Good riddance.
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Client was giving me rather pleasant oral but had left his phone on, and it kept ringing which wouldn't have been a problem except the ringtone was some sort of spooky halloween tune!
After he left I put the bag of disposables on a shelf outside the room. My cat decided it made a great cat toy :/
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I love giving blow jobs and wish I could do quickies too.
Two weeks ago I saw a newbie and I didn't like him. Since then he's been ringing and I've ignored. Yesterday he caught me and rang from a different number. He came round today and as he has trouble getting a hard on (he's an older guy) he bought this pump thing. First time he came round he asked if he got checked could we do bareback! ::) Today once he had pumped it up, he asked if he could quickly put it in bareback before he put the condom on? Barred!
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Oddball that spent about 10 mins in the toilet afterwards I had to keep asking if he was ok
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My least favorite regular :/ I don't have enough regulars to say goodbye to this one yet. Always the kind to ask for money back if he finishes early :FF he's got a massive cock, but has a hard *snicker* time maintaining an erection. And he always rents out the dungeon I have access to, not a problem that's my thing, but there were a couple of new toys, and one I really don't like. :/
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New client, as per usual if they're coming by cab I told him to get dropped off at the road entrance and wait til the cab has gone before calling me for door number. He called as process and I gave him the number. It should have taken him literally 45 seconds to walk to my door. After 3 minutes I called him, he said "I'm on the step." He was in the next road down which has a similar name ::)
Told me he wanted facesitting, which I did for about 30 seconds before he decided he wanted to fuck me, trouble was he was only half-hard. Managed to get a condom on and thumb it in, he came after about 90 seconds in doggy. So all in all he spent longer actually getting to my flat than he did having sex ;D
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excited taxi driver, never seen an english woman before, he was scared to death and said I am going to get out of here alive arent I ? (I only do massage) I laughed and asked hasnt he had erotic massage before, he replied yes but with chinese women, so I said so why are you scared of me ? he said because you understand what Im saying, brummies do make me laugh with their whacky sense of humour
My least favorite regular :/ I don't have enough regulars to say goodbye to this one yet. Always the kind to ask for money back if he finishes early :FF he's got a massive cock, but has a hard *snicker* time maintaining an erection. And he always rents out the dungeon I have access to, not a problem that's my thing, but there were a couple of new toys, and one I really don't like. :/
I used to think I needed to build regulars by tolerating things that annoyed me, now I have the mentality that they arent someone I want as a regular and just tell them i'm busy every time they ring or text, on the very rare ocassion that I have let them back after a long break they change their behaviour, they know when they are acting up, I actually had a client the other day that was trying to push boundaries very subtly, as he was walking out of the door he said dont block me will you ? its so much more fun when I see clients that I like, I cant bare it when I even have a half hour booking with someone I dont gel with
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Not actually a booking but someone I'd spoken to previously who sounded ok but very mature maybe in his mid seventies. Unfortunately on his journey to me I found out his whole attitude annoying full of huffs and puffs and tuts (its not my fault you don't have a sat nav mate).
Every instruction was met with his annoyance "Park where? (huff, puff, tut) then "Walk to where?" (More huffs and puffs and tuts) and it was all too much trouble for him so I said "Look if its too much trouble we can forget it", he changed his tune a bit and said "Oh no its ok".
Eventually he got to my door and during my 5 minute introductory chat I asked him if he wanted the half hour to which he replied in the same depressing way "ok yeah whatever, I've got ?40" I looked at him like he'd just shit on my bed and told him "No mate I don't do anything for ?40"I told what my half hour fee was he like "Oh no! I'm not paying THAT!" I jumped up and showed him to the door and good riddance!!
I took off all my garb only for 10 seconds later to get a call from a regular who wanted to come straight over for half an hour so now I'm putting my sussies back on again.
I reckon the old duffer confused me with another escort or he thinks its still the 1980's haha
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Remind me not to see this client again. It was non-stop pounding for almost 1 1/2 hours straight. He also thought it was my job to make me cum countless times. Never again. It was like he wanted to get every single minute of his money's worth.
Normally, my clients are not like this at all. I took a long hot bath last night, and I'm still completely swollen and raw today. It totally WAS NOT worth it.
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Remind me not to see this client again. It was non-stop pounding for almost 1 1/2 hours straight. He also thought it was my job to make me cum countless times. Never again. It was like he wanted to get every single minute of his money's worth.
Normally, my clients are not like this at all. I took a long hot bath last night, and I'm still completely swollen and raw today. It totally WAS NOT worth it.
Poor you. Wonder how he'd like to have a banana shoved up his arse for 1.5 hours non stop. I have a regular guy who sees me for long bookings and he'd be the same if I didn't talk his head off a lot deliberately on purpose :) xx
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I agree with you judy i cant stand clients like that. It messes up your other bookings cos you are too sore and worn out. A break then go again is much nicer. Cheapskate. Well hes lost you now x
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Ages ago I used to see an older, unfit guy with a small cock. He could only thrust for five mins then he'd stop and make us a cup of tea and have a chat for half an hour then repeat. It was great. I miss that. He spanked me too hard though the twat.
:D
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Went to a city around 1h from mine.
At first everything gone smoothly, we met a bit earlier, and went to his office. We started undressing, he groped me a little and asked me to suck him. I started to put a condom on his member and he said he thought Iwas going to do it without. Since he already overpayed I agreed. After a while laid on the floor, and tried to put a finger up my butt while I was working him.
My profile states that anal play is at discretion. I'm considering adding more stuff about it because when I said no, he got pissy, told me on my profile there was an "anal", got soft and then threw me out.
Later he messaged me to tell me I "was crap" and I "didn't let him put finger up butt!!!!". Around 50 and he threw a temper tantrum ;D
I thanked him for teaching me I should make sure I know exactly what clients expect of me and that they read my profile.
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An hour of humiliating the sub about his tiny cock..And it is bloody tiny.
And then ball busting it for the session til he was red raw and eventually sick.
I made him eat It of course.
Been doing the exact same session with him for 4 years.
I see him every other week.
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New client, he was under 5ft tall but hadn't mentioned it when he booked, I don't know if he was a little person technically... anyway he was AMAZING at oral and made me gush so much I had to change the bedding. Hope he comes back! :D
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New client, he was under 5ft tall but hadn't mentioned it when he booked, I don't know if he was a little person technically... anyway he was AMAZING at oral and made me gush so much I had to change the bedding. Hope he comes back! :D
Ooh, I hope you haven't stolen one of my favourite clients! :D
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Pretty average looking guy didn't think the booking would be anything interesting, he was keen on the idea of giving facials so I agreed to do it. Most of the booking was me on top doing the work while his hands were all over my tits the whole time I think he really liked them or something but he squeezed them a bit too hard at times. Anyway gets to a point where he says he's ready to finish so I hop off and drop to my knees while he goes to town on himself and I work the tip for him and this seems to take about 30 seconds before he suddenly moans loudly and I am suddenly covered in the most amount of sperm I have ever seen come out of a man it was like a hose drenching me my face and chest were covered in the stuff!
He ended up helping me clean up because it was all over my eyes and we had a bit of a giggle how unexpected that ending was, normally when I do facials they get a bit out and it just sorta dribbles off my cheek or they aim for my mouth and a bit of my chin but this was just everywhere.
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And then ball busting it for the session til he was red raw and eventually sick.
I made him eat It of course.
Fabulous darling ;D
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Poor you. Wonder how he'd like to have a banana shoved up his arse for 1.5 hours non stop. I have a regular guy who sees me for long bookings and he'd be the same if I didn't talk his head off a lot deliberately on purpose :) xx
I agree with you judy i cant stand clients like that. It messes up your other bookings cos you are too sore and worn out. A break then go again is much nicer. Cheapskate. Well hes lost you now x
Thank you Shewolf and Sexymilf! I hate this guy -- I just tried to tough it out to get through the booking. His modus operandi was to continually keep thrusting for as long as possible. I suspect he may have taken Viagra or something. You know, you've got to get your money's worth! My poor lady bits are still raw and swollen. I haven't worked since, and it this isn't any better by Monday I'll be down at the local clinic. Scumbag.
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Probably wanked before he met you and took viagra. Its messed up your other bokings now. Defo not worth it. I had a guy the other week being really rough with me. Grabbing and squeezing my tits hard. I told him to stop twice and was on the verge of stopping the booking but he calmed down. Some treat us like a piece meat x
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My last booking was hilarious
I played the roleplay of a pregnant wife that was sick of my husband not pleasing me and involved giving him lots of twisting nipples, slapping face, ball and penis.
Humiliating his small cock, Telling him the baby was not his and that i cheated on him with all the guys at work
So he gets put to work of pleasing his wife otherwise, I will take the baby away, all his money and rape his ass.
I feel i should sometimes video these moments ;D
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Strange one he paid for an hour then left saying to keep the money.. I haven't had one like this for a long time. At least I was compensated for my time of five minutes wasted. :)
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A reg who I haven't seen for a while. Turns out the poor guy had seriously injured his knee 6 months ago and was still on crutches. I wondered why he was taking so long to get up the stairs!!!
Nice simple GFE booking with a decent guy who is always very appreciative.
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Nice guy with a "trendy" beard that left my face all red. I don't expect this in Yorkshire !
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Photographs and Findom.
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Sweet shy guy last night. Very very anxious to the point I think he was either throwing up or shitting himself... literally as he spent so long in the bathroom first.
I think he just hasn't much confidence with woman despite being 35/40 odd so I did my best to be gentle and build him up. In truth I've had many with far worse technique and enjoyed myself so was able to honestly compliment him.
He remained hard throughout but was unable to come...again anxiety I think...however he enjoyed himself and hopefully I gave him a,boost.
I just find it sad sometimes how,lacking in confidence some guys are and wonder what knocks they've had...in the bedroom or otherwise.
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Yes I agree. My last booking was really sweet, polite, clean, generous. But he kept saying things like "I'm sure I'm not your ideal man" and "I don't even know if you like Asian guys" (he was Korean-American.) Nothing wrong with him at all, and his accent was sexy!
Sometimes I wonder if a woman really scorned them when they were young and they've never really recovered.
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Forced Bi Session.
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A really pleasant 2 hour booking with a lovely man who wanted to cross dress and have a full makeover...Wowee he looked totally different by the time I'd done him up. We just relaxed whilst sensually touching and kissing each other like a pair of lesbians..Oh and he brought me a nice bottle of prosecco.
I've had all my Christmas drinks bought for me by clients over the past few weeks so now I don't need to buy any alcohol at all! :-)))
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Last night - an older gent I'd seen before on my last tour to this location. Straightforward GFE, always seems amazed by my body and what I offer tho I feel its nothing special! One of the few guys I've seen who comes whilst fucking in spooning position.
We had a chat afterwards and he left wishing he could see me again whilst I'm here but wasn't able to afford it....
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Booking with an adorable couple - the lady was actually the instigator, and was an enthusiastic participant. ;D
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Lovely man but kept belching into my vag and was too floppy and small to insert and had a big bogie on his nose the whole time.
One for the bad memory bank :-X
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to use a local phrase, this one gave me the boak!! (made me spew)
i feel like such a giant bitch as he was pleasant enough although i almost never saw him as i'd noted previously he'd haggled and tried to knock a tenner off my rate in a previous communication.
new year though and i like to give people the benefit of the doubt. as i say he was pleasant and genuine. He was a little firmer in manner than i normally experience as i'm quite a vanilla GFE mostly, but was a fun session none the less.
However, he has terrible dermatitis or some other skin condtion which was all flaky. left bits of skin all over the place. i've changed the bed linen and hoovered but urgh.
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Lovely man but kept belching into my vag and was too floppy and small to insert and had a big bogie on his nose the whole time.
One for the bad memory bank :-X
Uuuh ! Sorry laughing , I sat on a guys face and noticed my sleigh bed headboard was absolutely covered in dust so I dusted it with a stocking making ooh noises ( about the bloody dust) and he didn't notice a thing!
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That is hilarious. I would love to have been a fly on the wall for that one. Dusting the headboard.... ;D
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That is hilarious. I would love to have been a fly on the wall for that one. Dusting the headboard.... ;D
I know I hate housework , I'm really tidy but that's only so I don't have to actually tidy up ..but I hate dusting and it's one of those leather sleigh beds so a big fat headboard ( I don't see it because of the pillows) but he couldn't see a thing ....I thought it was really funny while I was doing it , I could of just used it as a memo pad instead ! Ha ha !!
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Had another one who I love ( y, know) great booking always gives me a massage ,top to toe , most weeks , he's lovely but I went to touch him and he said " oh god don't touch it"
I only touched the end briefly and he went off but I tried to get in my mouth quick ( thinking keep tidy again) but because of his position he had to run around the bed , anyway it was as he was literally going off.
I thought I'd got it and he carried on giving me a massage , then he said bloody hell and I'm not kidding it was all running down my bedroom wall....all I thought and said was " shit everyone knows I've got a cold ( told regs on phone) and it looks like I've sneezed from my bed and it's all running down my wall " ...I never would of noticed and there was loads of it , not helped by the colour of my walls ..looked like the worst phlegmy sneeze you've ever seen !
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Had another one who I love ( y, know) great booking always gives me a massage ,top to toe , most weeks , he's lovely but I went to touch him and he said " oh god don't touch it"
I only touched the end briefly and he went off but I tried to get in my mouth quick ( thinking keep tidy again) but because of his position he had to run around the bed , anyway it was as he was literally going off.
I thought I'd got it and he carried on giving me a massage , then he said bloody hell and I'm not kidding it was all running down my bedroom wall....all I thought and said was " shit everyone knows I've got a cold ( told regs on phone) and it looks like I've sneezed from my bed and it's all running down my wall " ...I never would of noticed and there was loads of it , not helped by the colour of my walls ..looked like the worst phlegmy sneeze you've ever seen !
I'm imagining the Benny Hill theme tune in my head as he's running round the bed whilst spurting everywhere :D
I had a nervous newbie yesterday, he was really trembling and anxious when he arrived, had to sit him down and have a chat about work, travel etc before he calmed down, then a quick strip and 3 minutes 30 seconds of blowjob later he was done. Nice easy one, hope he comes back!
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I feel really mean when they're so nervous they can't get their money out of their wallets and I have to do it for them ...still do it though ! ;D
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there was loads of it , not helped by the colour of my walls ..looked like the worst phlegmy sneeze you've ever seen !
My God that's grim. I think I would have started retching to be honest. I would have made him clean it off :o
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I can't complain about my last booking :) I find specializing in bdsm I have more of a written or verbal exchange with a client than average, so I had exchanged 5-6 emails and agreed to meet with a potential client before he admitted being 22, I normally don't see anyone under 25, but I can also usually almost immediately tell if they're under 25 :/ anyhow I took a chance and went through with the booking. He showed up on time cash in hand, and a dam sight more attractive than my normal client. Just looking for a bit off ruff sex and face fucking. Nothing I don't advertise :) really easy compared to most of my bookings. Sent me a really nice text after telling me how much he enjoyed his expirence and hoped to be able to see me again. I'm not going give my under 25 rule but I may have to make an exception! :)
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My God that's grim. I think I would have started retching to be honest. I would have made him clean it off :o
Ah no he's really nice , we were laughing and he was trying to clean off and I said ...no no no it's fine I'll do it ..
It was really funny , he noticed it ..I said OMG you'll be telling people now you can shoot 10 ft ..but he was running to try and stop it !
Anyway your a meany shewolf lol xxx
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Last booking yesterday evening was a nice fella I've seen quite a few times now. He's very easy, body rub while we have a chat, 2 mins of BJ then about 2 minutes of me riding him.
My half hour rate is an odd number (70) and when he came in he held out 80 and said "That's right isn't it?" I said "Oh actually it's only 70, let me get some change." He told me to keep the extra tenner. I think it was a bit of a test if you know what I mean, but I'd always rather be honest with a potential regular, especially one as easy as this.
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Had an all nighter involved ameal out lots of presecco and 20 mins of sex. Then brekkie in bed and gone by 7am. What a brilliant punt. Had a giggle too xx
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Sexymilf, you cheered me up, immensely. ;D World's easiest punt award. :)
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I had my first booking with a married couple on Sunday afternoon. Amazing fun, mid 30's, only booked me for an hour, but I ended up staying for 3. Didn't help that she was gorgeous! I hope they enjoyed it as much as I did :D (I think they did!)
Cx
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New client, mid 60's nice car, nice clothes smelt lovely. booked for an hour, made him a coffee as it was cold and wet outside, lots of kissing and cuddling but he couldn't maintain an erection due to having had a prostate operation but we had a lovely time, RO and OWO to finish.
After cleaning up we had a chat and a kiss and a hug so all in all a lovely booking.
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That's really nice, helen.
I had 3 hour one over the weekend. I was dreading but it went quick for some reason. :)
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Im too old now to be banging all night and i tell them that. So my all nighters ate usually older who know the score and are like me xx
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He wasn't v good at oral and nipped me a couple of times , not hard , but enough for me to tell him.
So in 69 he did it again so I asked him if he wanted me to bite his bell end ..
Bit muffled as in my mouth at the time but enough for him to hear and stop ! Ha ha ha
Multi tasking again!
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Im too old now to be banging all night and i tell them that. So my all nighters ate usually older who know the score and are like me xx
Very wise, indeed. :)
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Older guy who absolutely stank of smoke...to the point I felt it got into my pores! Despite washing my hair and brushing my teeth I still feel dirty...
Due to this stopped kissing him pretty quick. Aside from that reasonably pleasant guy and fairly easy straightforward booking, apparently his first time and I had to guide him thro everything.
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Nice guy been before, he wanted me to wear brown tights but as I didn't have he picked some up on the way, really enjoyable RO, OWO and sex. Booked an hour but only lasted half an hour so I said if he wants to call it half an hour I'd give him a small refund so refunded him ?20 on his ?120. Very enjoyable booking and we were both very happy with the deal.
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My last booking was a threesome with a city worker in his late 50s and his regular girl. She was gorgeous, busty and in her mid-20s (my age). I LOVE playing with girls and so I was pretty excited for this meeting. He booked a 5* hotel. She and I wore nice lingerie. We drank champagne and played for an hour or so, which included some light BDSM and lots of girl on girl.
He then took us to dinner at a lovely restaurant, after which we returned to the room for a little longer...
They were both very nice to me and he paid well. I'd like to see them again :)
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Last two bookings
one the client wanted deep throat which i do not do (this is stated in my aw profile) he tried to force himself down my throat i told him to stop he tried again so he set off my gag reflex and i vomited (I did manage to run to the bathroom) which brought the meeting to a abrupt end
The other one a really nice young man, very attractive, polite and attentive he certainly made up for the previous one
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Decent looking guy, early 30's with the WORST CASE OF DRAGON BREATH EVER!!!! I mean, seriously, I can taste when my breath is foul. I know it's going to be after eating certain foods and I avoid them when I'm working.
I know he's paying me, not the other way around so I don't expect him to be as concerned about these things as I am but I swear I could still smell/taste his breath two hours after he was gone! SO DISGUSTING! :FF :FF :FF
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Older guy earlier today who had it on loop 'you have such a great body'. No I'm not complaining! Another half hr booking just fairly straightforward easy vanilla guy who wanted an hour next time. So all good.
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I had a guy put his hands around my throat today while pounding me. Never had that happen on a booking before. I quite like it in my private life. He was a nice guy and someone I've seen before, so wasn't sure how to respond. If it something you specifically have to tell guys not to do?
Cx
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I had a guy put his hands around my throat today while pounding me. Never had that happen on a booking before. I quite like it in my private life. He was a nice guy and someone I've seen before, so wasn't sure how to respond. If it something you specifically have to tell guys not to do?
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This has only happened to me with a couple of clients - it's been younger ones who've probably seen it in porn ::)
I've just said "Don't press on my throat please darling, it's not safe" and they've stopped.
Guys REALLY shouldn't do this without asking.
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Client booked a b2b massage. Extremely overweight and very smelly so I did ask him to shower, unfortunately that didn't make it any better.
I think due to his weight and size it is hard for him to wash certain parts of his body properly. But the worst part of it was that he had a severe eczema all over his body so I had to manoeuvre myself in a very awkward way for 90 minutes. The longest 90 minutes of my live :(
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My last one today was very enjoyable but has really finished my foof off for the night, I'm going to bed early with a B-activ pessary :D
very very complimentary about my curves, spent a lot of time going down, but my god he had such a big dick. Added to the FOUR big dicks I already had today, it is now definitely business closed!
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My last one today was very enjoyable but has really finished my foof off for the night, I'm going to bed early with a B-activ pessary :D
very very complimentary about my curves, spent a lot of time going down, but my god he had such a big dick. Added to the FOUR big dicks I already had today, it is now definitely business closed!
Lmao seeing as I'm not doing much I'm actually quite jealous and missing my sudocreme moments !
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Had a 'silver fox' this morning, originally from Zimbabwe and he had a lovely accent. We had a good hour then ended up in sharing a shower afterwards.
Clients like him make this job enjoyable.
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Yep I had an easy , comfortable half hour , immaculately clean , older, good company, cuddles nothing much but a really nice guy , no sex phew , and he's come ( not literally lord everything I say these days seems to be an innuendo) on the same day every week for a few weeks , even with my lovely drippy nose he didn't mind and wanted to come last week but he said he didn't mind but he would of done if he'd seen me !
Ha I showed the one civvie friend I've got left a selfie ( to difficult to keep saying where I am) pretty sure she's in the business but talks in code (she gives great advice ) a pic and she couldn't talk for about ten minutes for laughing at how totally ugly I looked ! I mean shockable lmao
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This has only happened to me with a couple of clients - it's been younger ones who've probably seen it in porn ::)
I've just said "Don't press on my throat please darling, it's not safe" and they've stopped.
Guys REALLY shouldn't do this without asking.
I had one who , because of the really bad reception in the hotel was a no show , so I went to the bar , to eat and get a drink .
My phone rang once I left the room and he was in the bar calling me , finishing a pint , I'd changed and realised so I apologised and offered to buy him a drink .
I don't drink on bookings or take drinkers and don't work at night so I'd given him plenty of time and had finished about 7ish .
Anyway he necked his pint in about 5 secs , so I guessed as he grumbled he'd been there ages about 40 mins he'd had a few .
I showed him my phone to prove I hadn't got his messages and he kept making jokey ( in hindsight passive aggressive comments)
Anyway I was pretty new and during he grabbed both my wrists and held them down, hard like Chinese burns, saying I bet you like this , I felt him loosen his grip and thought shit he's going to put his hand over my mouth , so I managed to get my knees up on his chest and really told him off, he said he was joking . I didn't understand this site properly ( still don't)then .
He was a horrible man , next day got a message from him wanting to book again that day but my messages wouldn't send..so I went outside to get a reception and had about five messages saying I was a time waster and lots of other stuff.
I won't let anyone go near my neck , husband anyone ,even children for personal reasons ..it's my main biggy it freaks me and blindfolds ..even my leather spikey chocker makes me feel weird but it looks cool lol so I can cope
But VC what a lovely , polite way to say it and firm .
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OMG so painful , had bad trapped wind , from previous booking, couldn't get rid of it .
Wow it hurt but I also seriously had to hold my bum so hard for fear of blowing him off the bed .
Really , really, nice guy though :)
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Had a nice guy come on his lunch break from work a little bit ago, felt kinda bad because I'm still a bit sore from last night since my last booking was quite huge and difficult to deal with. I got through it but feel really sore today so it was hard to get into it with this guy today but he was really sweet and gentle and told me after he really liked it. I've been experimenting with making cupcakes lately and tried a new thing where I offered him a cupcake to take away and to personalise it with some icing if he wants just a little thing like "to dave x". He seemed to love it and went away clutching his cupcake like a prize I wonder if he'll actually eat it lol. Today I'm giving all my clients a cupcake.
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New guy late 50's booked one hour, he came in and we sat down on the end of the bed for a little chat and to relax his nerves as per my usual routine with new clients, everything agreed but when he went to pay me he was looking in his pockets and said 'I've left my money in the car' (its been years since I've had one of these so its overdue I thought.)
He left my flat but I could see him from my kitchen window, he opened his car door, reached inside and retrieved a white envelope then headed back.
We had a little joke about it and then we started the booking, he wanted lots of light kissing and caressing then RO, OWO and then sex which lasted a couple of minutes.
Afterwards we had a shared shower, a nice chat while we dressed and then off he popped with a kiss goodbye.
A lovely guy all in all.
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Had a nice guy come on his lunch break from work a little bit ago, felt kinda bad because I'm still a bit sore from last night since my last booking was quite huge and difficult to deal with. I got through it but feel really sore today so it was hard to get into it with this guy today but he was really sweet and gentle and told me after he really liked it. I've been experimenting with making cupcakes lately and tried a new thing where I offered him a cupcake to take away and to personalise it with some icing if he wants just a little thing like "to dave x". He seemed to love it and went away clutching his cupcake like a prize I wonder if he'll actually eat it lol. Today I'm giving all my clients a cupcake.
That's really cool!
Only saw 2 clients yesterday. Last one was really sweet, he had trouble staying hard enough for full sex but we finished with mutual masturbation. He then told me afterwards he had had a prostate operation about a year ago and since then he was finding it more and more difficult to stay hard. Did I think he should go to the GP or was it just age? I told him to contact the urology team at the hospital that did his surgery and seek their advice because it's always worth asking and getting checked out. It might just be age but even so he could be prescribed viagra to help.
He was so thankful and grateful for the advice. I guess it's not the kind of thing men talk about to their mates. Lovely bloke, I hope he does follow through.
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That's really cool!
Only saw 2 clients yesterday. Last one was really sweet, he had trouble staying hard enough for full sex but we finished with mutual masturbation. He then told me afterwards he had had a prostate operation about a year ago and since then he was finding it more and more difficult to stay hard. Did I think he should go to the GP or was it just age? I told him to contact the urology team at the hospital that did his surgery and seek their advice because it's always worth asking and getting checked out. It might just be age but even so he could be prescribed viagra to help.
He was so thankful and grateful for the advice. I guess it's not the kind of thing men talk about to their mates. Lovely bloke, I hope he does follow through.
I have a couple of regulars like this who cant get an erection at all, we've used all sorts of things ranging from pumps to injections directly into the penis. Once punters get over their initial embarrassment they seem to find it easy to talk to me about it, I tell them I'm like a doctor they don't have anything I haven't seen before..lol They often seem relieved to be able to discuss their problems. Its a part of the job I enjoy.
Theres nothing more satisfying to me than a man who thought his days of penetration were over and him actually achieving it.
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Ah I have one experimenting with the injections into the base at the moment , we are gradually upping the dose lol.
Not me him it's prescription .
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Head of school and new girl trying to be "head" girl hehehe, it was good fun and i always enjoy a client who sticks to the roleplay the whole time! BDSM type stuff but not too heavy :) x
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A client from last week booked another hour today, I have him down in my phone as 'Medium work' First he turns up 15 minutes early so I ask him to call me back in 10 minutes as I'm getting dressed, I already know his game of trying to stretch the booking. During the booking he said he would love to massage me sometime so I said okay I enjoy being massaged, he then says 'well I could come half an hour earlier than my booking and give you a nice massage oh course I wouldn't charge you anything for it but it would give you some pleasure' (with this client I have to practice restraint of sarcasm and eyeball rolling). He then offered to take me out for the day with 'if you are ever at home and feeling bored give me a call and I will happily take you out for the day (this will also be free). Then he asks if he booked a caravan would I be interested in a free holiday for 4-5 days again it would be free for me :FF. 55 minutes into his hour booking he wants more sex but I tell him his time is up and I guide him into the bathroom to start getting him out the door before my restraint fails me.
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A client from last week booked another hour today, I have him down in my phone as 'Medium work' First he turns up 15 minutes early so I ask him to call me back in 10 minutes as I'm getting dressed, I already know his game of trying to stretch the booking. During the booking he said he would love to massage me sometime so I said okay I enjoy being massaged, he then says 'well I could come half an hour earlier than my booking and give you a nice massage oh course I wouldn't charge you anything for it but it would give you some pleasure' (with this client I have to practice restraint of sarcasm and eyeball rolling). He then offered to take me out for the day with 'if you are ever at home and feeling bored give me a call and I will happily take you out for the day (this will also be free). Then he asks if he booked a caravan would I be interested in a free holiday for 4-5 days again it would be free for me :FF. 55 minutes into his hour booking he wants more sex but I tell him his time is up and I guide him into the bathroom to start getting him out the door before my restraint fails me.
I've just filmed myself eyeball rolling with my eyes shut, crap it actually shows a lot. Must be more careful, had no idea it's that visible.
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OH. MY. GOD.
I'm in West London and yesterday was pretty dead so I was on cam for most of the afternoon. Got a guy came in about midday and was asking me if I had many bookings, clearly getting off on the whole voyeur thing. Asked me if I ever did duo shows with clients, I said I do with my BF sometimes, he's coming over later this afternoon so keep an eye on my profile, we might cam.
Then he said could he book me and come and watch while my BF fucked me, I said no because I only see my BF once a week max so I kind of like our time to be just about us. So he said okay I'll just book to see you on my own, so we agreed a half hour time slot to finish about 15 mins before my BF was due to arrive.
Anyway client arrives on time, just taken his cash when there's another knock on the door. Of course I thought "oh god it's the hotel management, I must have been spotted" but when I get to the door it's my BF. 45 mins early :FF So I snapped "I'm with a punter you idiot!" but then I thought "Hmm, wait..."
So I say to client "Actually my BF just arrived, do you want to watch us fuck?" Client's eyes light up like he's just found Willy Wonka's golden ticket ;D
There followed half an hour of glorious MMF action culminating in a cum shot by both of them across my tits. Fucking epic.
What a lovely unexpected finish to the week :D
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VC, I'm jealous. ;D Sounds pretty great.
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I guide him into the bathroom to start getting him out the door before my restraint fails me.
You might have to update your notes on him from "medium work" to ''a boundary pushing JERK''. BLOCK is the only cure for this.
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A client from last week booked another hour today, I have him down in my phone as 'Medium work' First he turns up 15 minutes early so I ask him to call me back in 10 minutes as I'm getting dressed, I already know his game of trying to stretch the booking. During the booking he said he would love to massage me sometime so I said okay I enjoy being massaged, he then says 'well I could come half an hour earlier than my booking and give you a nice massage oh course I wouldn't charge you anything for it but it would give you some pleasure' (with this client I have to practice restraint of sarcasm and eyeball rolling). He then offered to take me out for the day with 'if you are ever at home and feeling bored give me a call and I will happily take you out for the day (this will also be free). Then he asks if he booked a caravan would I be interested in a free holiday for 4-5 days again it would be free for me :FF. 55 minutes into his hour booking he wants more sex but I tell him his time is up and I guide him into the bathroom to start getting him out the door before my restraint fails me.
Lord ! I have a couple of similars and just make a joke of ' you couldn't afford to take me away' but hey it's regular money and like you I have a 'handle' on it . Good Money when I need it and harmless .
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A 6 and a half hour daytime meet with someone I've not seen before :o
He just kept extending and I agreed! Boy I was glad when it ended though!! He was driving heavily and snorting coke all the way through but was actually quite harmless. Couple of rounds of sex and some bj's the rest of the time was either spent with us chatting, him sniffing (me bored/twiddling my thumbs) or him being spaced out!
An interesting one lol
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Lord ! I have a couple of similars and just make a joke of ' you couldn't afford to take me away' but hey it's regular money and like you I have a 'handle' on it . Good Money when I need it and harmless .
I might need to start diverting some of my regs to someone, who's more sympathetic. I end up getting psychotic breaks from overtly clingy, boundary pushing jerks fishing for befriending escorts :-\ As for my last booking, I saw a young man, who was utterly gorgeous and pleasant. :)
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I just saw some guy on a last minute booking who had horrible sour milk breath. Ugh. Claimed to be the head physio for a rugby team, was probably a sad fantasist.
Prior to that had a guy who sounded totally normal on the phone. When he turned up he was obviously a drug dealer, kept disappearing to snort coke, and midway through the booking I noticed he had two teardrops tattooed near his eye. He made overtures about meeting up socially, which I declined (I do anyway, never mix business and pleasure!)
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Or, his weirdness on top of his addiction, were obvious red flags. Some of us do love cute weirdness, but drug dealing and addiction..Nah.. ;D
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He was too drunk to come, so he gave me a back massage!! was a complete gentleman :)
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Quiet guy early 30's but looked younger than he was, he actually looked quite a bit like Will from Inbetweeners even sounded like him with the accent lol. He was super nervous said it was his first time doing this sort of thing, he went to shower and I handed him a towel, he turned down my offer of joining him in the shower was honestly expecting him to bottle it but I told him where the bedroom was and sorted myself out, found him sitting on the edge of the bed with his towel on looking like a criminal on death row who's execution day has come.
Took a while of talking and stroking his hair to get him to relax, got him comfy and just got on top of him and he finished within 5 minutes at first he was just laid there like he was scared to do anything it was really cute lol, I had to grab his hands and put them on my breasts but after that he had a good grope of everything but popped by the time he got to my butt I think he liked that bit lmao.
Spent the rest of the booking just talking and cuddling though he was still really quiet. I seem to be going through a pattern lately of sweethearts in the morning and absolute dickheads in the afternoon hopefully will get less annoying bookings today but that last one made me a little happy I like the nervous guys who don't usually book prostitutes or booked one to take their virginity over the jaded old punters who have done this for years.
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he actually looked quite a bit like Will from Inbetweeners even sounded like him
Did you manage not to call him "Briefcase Wanker" :D
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A 6 and a half hour daytime meet with someone I've not seen before :o
He just kept extending and I agreed! Boy I was glad when it ended though!! He was driving heavily and snorting coke all the way through but was actually quite harmless. Couple of rounds of sex and some bj's the rest of the time was either spent with us chatting, him sniffing (me bored/twiddling my thumbs) or him being spaced out!
An interesting one lol
Hahahahaha that how I spent my St Valentine's last year!!! And you know what, it was the best St Valentine's I've had in years 😂😂😂
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My last booking was with a middle aged guy that had the ooomph and the enthusiasm of a dead fish , he just laid there , didn't lay a hand of me as such , conversation painfully slow .... a whole hour , easy enough, wank and blow and some kissing but all rather tedious from my point of view . Not a sound or even a shudder when he "came" twice .
Anyway he just left feedback stating how wonderful a time he had and how he can't wait to see me again ....
I can't help thinking that he's left the wrong feedback to the wrong girl ....l ;D
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My last booking was with a middle aged guy that had the ooomph and the enthusiasm of a dead fish , he just laid there , didn't lay a hand of me as such , conversation painfully slow .... a whole hour , easy enough, wank and blow and some kissing but all rather tedious from my point of view . Not a sound or even a shudder when he "came" twice .
Anyway he just left feedback stating how wonderful a time he had and how he can't wait to see me again ....
I can't help thinking that he's left the wrong feedback to the wrong girl ....l ;D
I don't want to freak you out but it's highly possible this feedback is meant for you and it's genuine. Be thankful it was just an hour and congrats girl you may have a new regular !
Could we maybe get a new smiley violently hitting its head against the wall AND screaming in despair????
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Did you manage not to call him "Briefcase Wanker" :D
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I'd be grateful of a bus wanker right now
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Be thankful it was just an hour and congrats girl you may have a new regular
I can't wait :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF
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My last booking was with a middle aged guy that had the ooomph and the enthusiasm of a dead fish , he just laid there , didn't lay a hand of me as such , conversation painfully slow .... a whole hour , easy enough, wank and blow and some kissing but all rather tedious from my point of view . Not a sound or even a shudder when he "came" twice .
Anyway he just left feedback stating how wonderful a time he had and how he can't wait to see me again ....
I can't help thinking that he's left the wrong feedback to the wrong girl ....l ;D
When this happens to me, I flip him over, sit on his back, and half assed rub his shoulders. Makes the silences more bearable when you don't have to look directly at them, plus I enjoy unrestrained eye rolling. :)
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It was an easy booking but some how panicked trying to save my bed from getting splattered with cum. He looked hot though there I was eyeing him up while parking in the underground car park. Maybe I shouldn't have done, I thought yeah..... :) His paying me although it should be the other way around.
I showered then took him down to let him out, while in the lift on the side in my hair I felt a bit of dampness so smelled it was cum. I panicked again saying to him It is a good job the police are not here.Then laughed. He left happy.
The client told me nothing was on me before we left as always check before leaving but didn't this time.
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My last booking was with a regular I have been seeing the past few months. We always start with passionate kissing then strip off his clothes.
He wanted to give me oral so let him get on with it. He soon got me going and ended with me screaming the house down, just lost total control. I returned the favour and got the condom on and let him take me from behind.
As his thrusting increased in intensity and speed i just lost total control again screaming my head off with total pleasure until we both came.
I was really embarrassed afterwards as I hardly orgasm with clients but mainly cos I was so loud and worried about neighbours.
If only more of my bookings were like this. ;D
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New bloke that wanted now and had to think about if he could give me 15 mins to get ready.Rang back and said he could wait 15 mins (why thankyou! :FF).
He then proceeded to call me in 5 mins time to say he was at my landmark..told to ring in another 10 mins as he agreed!
Really boring bloke with atrocious kissing like trying to kiss a dribbly wet fish with no coordination.Spent ages in the shower and came back in the room dripping wet with a towel round him and the shower on full and still running (apparently he couldn't work out how to turn it off by literally just turning the knob!Seemingly couldn't work out how to use a towel either!).
Gave him oral/hj and he asked for rimming (no) then a 69er where his idea of oral was to stare at my fanny but then stick his tongue up my arse several times randomnly.I tried to give him oral but the heigh difference didn't really work.
He then asked if i would finger him and I did start very gently almost immediately he asked me to get on top..his cock had been up and down most of the booking as he kept trying to stop himself from coming too quick and so I couldn't get a condom on..in the end he asked for a bj instead and came almost immediately.Not my favourite booking overall!
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Sounds awful. When it comes to kissing if they are crap i just go through the motions and try to avoid. If they are good and I feel a connection then it can be great and gets me in the mood.
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Traveled to Taunton meet a guy on business in his hotel
Mid 40s medium build
A lot of work the money was good I only agreed as we had reached this price
loads of FK to beginning with hands everywhere
wanted me to keep underwear on as he tounged me everywhere followed by a rough blow job
sex went on for ages and I had to do all the work on top we then did anal and I had agree to swallow (money)
all in all hard work doing things I don't normally do !
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My favourite regular, 1 hour + a little more (my choice) of chat, drinking the wine he brought, accepting the valentine card and chocolates along with 100ml eau de parfum of Miss Dior. What an absolute pleasure he is. No sex, no oral, just kissing, cuddling, chatting and laughing.
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Oh god. Everything that could go wrong, did. I'm laughing now, but oh...
Pretty sure I'm never getting booked again by this guy lol.
:FF
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It was a quickie not long ago giving oral then after we spoke and I saw true beauty in him. He told me how his last three girl friends cheated on him even after spooling them. Then I saw it in his eyes, why can't it go right for me. I'm going to be single forever.
Just a little moan....
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No I'm sure you will find someone when you least expect it. Chin up. :)
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Tell you what, I went out shopping this morning to give housekeeping a chance to turn over my room.
Every bloody shop I went in had a valentines display. I mean I am happily single (with a very casual BF) but if I wasn't I would have felt so shit. And if I'd just split up with someone, jesus. All I wanted was some plus size stockings from M&S and I was having all this cards and chocs shoved in my face!
Funnily enough though when I went out tonight to grab some dinner there were loads of groups of guys and girls who seemed to be off to the pubs. So maybe there's an Anti-VD movement out there where you go out with your girlfriends?!
Anyway back on topic
Asian guy, booked an hour, his dick was really bent to one side which threw me for a bit. He was excellent at oral and sex itself was fine although felt a bit unusual, really enjoyed and hope he books again!
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Horrible booking,horrible ( really horrible) kissing ,prior to that gave ( out of original 1hour fee) half hour fee and said he didn't think he'd last long, he was pretty old and grim looking.
I'm happy with that but he said "oh I'll do half hour at the moment but maybe I'll extend"??
Me: nope it doesn't work like that so we'll settle for half hour ( I won't extend another 1/2 hour as the difference between half hour and an hour is only 1/3 difference )
Thank goodness I didn't he was horrible , nothing in particular unless you count the discusting kissing and poking tongue out in between and licking his lips in a suggestive 'sexy' way .
Couldn't get a hard on at all then said " that's weird I usually fuck a young foriegn bird and shoot all over her face " :FF
Made me feel sick, poor girl ( I know roughly where he goes and it's definitely not a good situation).
Anyway perfect dinner date in the evening , made up for it ;D
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Overweight and very very ! smelly so I did ask him to shower, unfortunately that didn't make it any better. Imagine smell of shit breath and stale piss. I couldnt stop gagging for nearly a minute or so.
He booked 2 hours with me but i couldn't make it so left money on table and ran away. That was the first time when i had to leave. After that i had to get day of as i still could smell that horrible creature. Only thinking of him making me gag again :-X
F**ing dirty bastard :FF
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I arrive at his hotel room and he tells me he wants to have a spliff before we start! Errr, no fucking way! We end up having a heated discussion where hes trying to understand why its an issue for me.
Me: I dont tolerate drugs in my meetings. You had a couple of hours prior to my arrival to smoke a joint but you decide to wait until I arrive and you didnt even take the consideration to ask me in our comms if I would be okay with you doing that.
Him: well Im going to have a spliff anyways so if you want to leave, you can and I will give you a bit of money.
Couple of mins later and Im ready to bounce. He then decides that he doesnt want to give me any money, and all I see is red. Im now shouting at this point, telling him that hes inconsiderate - Ive just commuted over an hour and he now he doesnt want to compensate my time? The fuck?
He changed his mind and says he can do without the spliff and he'd like me to stay. Well, theres a bit of tension in the air now, are you sure you want me to stay?! I doubt we can enjoy our time together now. But he is adamant he doesnt want me to go and I now have 2 choices: leave with no money or get paid to stay and grin and bare it. I choose the latter
The booking was amazzzzzing! He had a really nice penis and he moaned so lovely! Talk about a flipping 180! He cums really hard and I clean him up, then he says Im going to have that spliff now. Well we are only 1/2 way thru the booking and I have my ?150 now so I quickly get ready LOL. He says he will call me again when he is in the area but next time he wont have a spliff ;D
I left feeling so elated and proud of myself for finally putting my foot down in a booking
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Have not worked for a week so was nice to see my fave client. Best session we have had so far resulting in a lovely orgasm for me. Was very hot and steamy. had to cool off after.
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Genuinely really sweet, intelligent gentleman - really interesting to talk to. Had issues with the physical side of things, so didn't push it and let him go at his own pace; I think he really did just wanted someone he could connect with, and to feel appreciated for a little while. Spent most of the hour talking about a variety of things from his previous job role, to history and politics. It was really lovely. I love those kinds of bookings - where I do feel that I've brightened someone's day and made them feel valued.
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Guy who'd originally booked a 1hr incall, but then texted me saying "how far are you from X station" and he would get a taxi. I told him it would be at least ?20 each way in a taxi and was he sure he wanted to book? He said if I'd do an outcall to his hotel instead he'd make it 2hrs.
Now at lunchtime I had a client leave just as housekeeping were outside and the maid saw me in my hooker dress. So I thought great, a 2hr outcall rather than having 2-3 bookings at the hotel would be ideal.
Bloody hell, really wish I'd just let him get a taxi. Such, such hard work. He just couldn't cum. He kept fantasising about anal, which I made it very clear I don't do. His dick was like a fucking tree branch as well. Ended up being there for about 2hr15, paid ?12 for parking :o and had to buy cranberry juice and sudocrem on the way home!! It's a BV pessary for me tonight!
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Lord !!! Sorry !
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Guy was taking ages to cum and running out of time so started giving a hj which he seemed to be enjoying. He then wanted oral but as soon as he put his cock in my mouth came straight away and shot his load which caught me by surprise. Somehow it must have gone up my nose and was running down it which was a weird experience.
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It was with a married guy when I asked if he kissed he said he is married. Like justifying booking escorts like he wasn't cheating. Some guys are funny, who are they trying to kid.
If he just said no wouldn't be an issue.
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It's like some blokes say blow jobs or hand jobs don't count as cheating as they are not having sex.
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It's weird isn't it, but I find asking "Do you like to kiss?" much more embarrassing than saying "Do you want to fuck me?" No idea why, just one of my weird hang ups!
My last guy was a lovely fella, turned out he had a cuckold fetish so got him really hot describing how my boyfriend would be fucking me and I'd make him watch :D
This will probably be my last booking of the tour. I've got the room til midday tomorrow but I will probably get on the road straight after brekkie if no confirmed bookings for sat morning. (I've switched my phone off now as we're into Drunk Friday territory.) It's a long drive home and I'm missing my cat too much!
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I kinda respect that. I have known a client, who is a decent family man, running a busy business, he doesn't have any sex, maybe a bit of kissing, not much of oral either as he is very sensitive. I often think he respects his wife, and he wants to keep certain intimacy, exclusive to themselves. Another married client doesn't want any sex. Marriage should have intimacy and closeness e.g. long-term commitments, different from sex they pay for.
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I kinda respect that. I have known a client, who is a decent family man, running a busy business, he doesn't have any sex, maybe a bit of kissing, not much of oral either as he is very sensitive. I often think he respects his wife, and he wants to keep certain intimacy, exclusive to themselves. Another married client doesn't want any sex. Marriage should have intimacy and closeness e.g. long-term commitments, different from sex they pay for.
Well sure, but that's in their minds. I'm sure if you asked their wives "so you okay if I give your husband a blow job?" there would be a very different answer.
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Also some women hate giving oral. I have had guys say their wife or girlfriend hate it and they come to me just fora blow job for this reason.
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It was with a married guy when I asked if he kissed he said he is married. Like justifying booking escorts like he wasn't cheating. Some guys are funny, who are they trying to kid.
If he just said no wouldn't be an issue.
Haha, this is jokes!!!
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I kinda respect that. I have known a client, who is a decent family man, running a busy business, he doesn't have any sex, maybe a bit of kissing, not much of oral either as he is very sensitive. I often think he respects his wife, and he wants to keep certain intimacy, exclusive to themselves. Another married client doesn't want any sex. Marriage should have intimacy and closeness e.g. long-term commitments, different from sex they pay for.
The word "intimacy" is subjective: kissing is intimate for some but not for others. 9/10 out our clients are married or in long term relationship and are decent men making good money. Just because he limits himself more then most might, that doesnt make his actions "any better"
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Rab C Nesbitt in a red satin top, tutu and stockings. No warning he was going to turn up like that. Easy going enough at least :)
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Last booking was a sweet elderly bloke nice enough apart from fingering me like he was trying to retrieve something he had lost down a drain.
The one before was a patronising older bloke who had asked for spanking both ways and roleplay,we agreed a roleplay but then he switched it when he arrived and wanted to creepily 'interview'me while asking if it would be ok to call me names and swear at me...on top of all this he complained about me not giving him the apartment name and door code before he arrived and I had to explain to him that very few escorts give out the full address like that! :FF
You would think he would know that as he has alot of feedback!
He was also a nipple puller which started to feck me off but I got him onto something else which was letting him spank me while he swore at me..I think he was hoping for a submissive but he just made me giggle with it.Then it was my turn to spank him and then he had a bj and came in 2 seconds.
He then went for a shower and then he came out leaving the water on so I could shower,I explained that I would be showering after he had gone (like I'm gonna leave him to let himself out!).
He then asked about my next client and if I had seen him before and when I said no he said he thought it was weird seeing strangers (er wtf!)
Later he sent me an email asking that I delete his texts,calls and number from my phone and any correspondence should be through AW..not sure why he thought I'd be moved to contact him unsolicited,silly man! ::)
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After having a day full of shitty clients, I got one good one. Just had great chemistry. Sex and oral were amazing! Shame he was only up my way for an interview. This job isn't all bad sometimes haha.
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Monday afternoon session with a reg I like bookings with him I know him now know he does not want anybody to know what is going on Appreciates the security and guarantee of safe escape I offer
Slow gentle fucking all I have to do is wisper to him that his cock is so big .Its not that big really though
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An overnight with someone I last saw years ago. On the plus side he's going to be shooting off early (anytime now!) but I've never known anyone to spend so long in the shower! He had his first at about midnight and was in there about 30 mins lol. Then he's having one before he goes home (or so I thought) and after about 20 mins he comes out saying there's no more hot water! I say "well you have been in there a very long time, it must've run out" and his reply is "I haven't even got in the shower yet!". Turns out he had the water running all that time whilst he was on the toilet - wft ??? I know both times it was running continuously as I could hear it!
I have NEVER EVER run out of water and that's with me having showers, washing all day etc.. and also most punters I see having one too! It's now been over 15 mins since he came out saying there's no more hot water and he's still in there, presumably having a cold one!
Update - he eventually came out and said at least the cold water woke him up! What a state he left my brand new bathroom though! Water absolutely everywhere! :FF
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Well my last booking was probably the perfect client. Polite on initial phone call I went to give details and he stated he had read my AW profile and quoted the price etc. On arrival was so well mannered and seemed pleased with the service lol.
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Lovely big bear of a man who hadn't had sex for seven years!
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Last booking was a sweet elderly bloke nice enough apart from fingering me like he was trying to retrieve something he had lost down a drain.
The one before was a patronising older bloke who had asked for spanking both ways and roleplay,we agreed a roleplay but then he switched it when he arrived and wanted to creepily 'interview'me while asking if it would be ok to call me names and swear at me...on top of all this he complained about me not giving him the apartment name and door code before he arrived and I had to explain to him that very few escorts give out the full address like that! :FF
You would think he would know that as he has alot of feedback!
He was also a nipple puller which started to feck me off but I got him onto something else which was letting him spank me while he swore at me..I think he was hoping for a submissive but he just made me giggle with it.Then it was my turn to spank him and then he had a bj and came in 2 seconds.
He then went for a shower and then he came out leaving the water on so I could shower,I explained that I would be showering after he had gone (like I'm gonna leave him to let himself out!).
He then asked about my next client and if I had seen him before and when I said no he said he thought it was weird seeing strangers (er wtf!)
Later he sent me an email asking that I delete his texts,calls and number from my phone and any correspondence should be through AW..not sure why he thought I'd be moved to contact him unsolicited,silly man! ::)
That part when he told you it was weird seeing strangers :FF :FF :FF
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One of my favourite 15 min quickie clients.In trousers down,quick gobble,came on my boobs,wiped me down(bless),said thanks and was off...actually in and out in 8 mins! ;D
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One of my favourite 15 min quickie clients.In trousers down,quick gobble,came on my boobs,wiped me down(bless),said thanks and was off...actually in and out in 8 mins! ;D
They are great those ones aren't they? Even better when they've booked 30 mins and are done that quick (I don't do 15 mins). I haven't had one of those for a while!
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I love 15 min quickies!
Just seen a new guy, body-wise he was enormous, I'm gonna guess he weighed well over 20 stone and he had that apron thing where his stomach drooped over his cock and balls. Not a problem for me but meant we spent a loooong time in the shower getting him clean enough for rimming.
His cock was really short so I started off with a Pasante Trim but because the base of his cock was thick, it kept rolling up. Switched to a Skyns Non-latex when we changed positions. He banged me like a shithouse door in the wind, pulled out, the condom was loooong gone. I actually had to bear down like I was trying to get a sponge out just to hook the fucker.
Best diarise my next STD check for 2 weeks today >:(
I think I'm going to order some female condoms and use those when I get a customer like this. I've had this issue before with cone-shaped cocks.
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Same shit just happened to me VC :FF
He didnt bang the shit out of me but he pulled out and as he was about to re-enter he said the condoms fallen off. Like an idiot Im looking around the bed trying to find it and then it dawns on me that its still inside, doh! He said it was turning him on looking at me trying to fish the condom out my vag LMAO!
Second time that shit has happened to me - first time was my fault (condom was too big but I was still a rookie at the time) but I have no idea why it happened today....
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It's so difficult, I think condoms are generally made for guys who are a "standard" shape, i.e. slightly thicker at the base than at the tip. If you get a guy who's either thin through the base but with a massive head, or thick through the base but with a short length, if they fuck you vigorously then something's going to go awry.
I have just ordered a multipack of female condoms from the Freedoms shop, so I'll see what happens. I've been thinking about using these with guys who say "I have a problem with condoms" as it seems to feel better for them. I've used them in my private life before and found them pretty easy to use.
My last booking of today was FUCKING AMAZING. Guy I saw before in Birmingham, really sultry looking guy, Indian, fit body and really piercing eyes. Amazing sweaty energetic sex, the only problem was cum in my eye :( At least I have some Optrex with me!
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My fave client got me on the point of orgasm but suddenly went floppy. So close yet so far. Left me feeling really frustrated. First time it's happened with him.
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I've never tried them, and I know they're weird to put on, but aren't Pasante Unique meant to be good for awkward shaped cocks? I agree traffic cone-shaped ones are the worst.
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It's so difficult, I think condoms are generally made for guys who are a "standard" shape, i.e. slightly thicker at the base than at the tip. If you get a guy who's either thin through the base but with a massive head, or thick through the base but with a short length, if they fuck you vigorously then something's going to go awry.
But thats the thing - he had a "standard" shaped penis. I used the same condom on him and first time round was fine. I really have no idea what happened - but he called me back again a few hours later for a shorter booking(!) but we were both very conscious of the condom 2nd time round so there was no slipping off again :FF
2nd day into March and its already started with a wham bam thank you ma'am: had 4 outcalls today!! I ended up going to the same hotel 3 times in one day (two different guys 6 hours apart), what are the odds of that happening!
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A rare gem of an eccentric oddball type in his late 50's, posh & a bit snobbish. He stripped off to reveal several large painful looking bruises everywhere, said he'd been knocked off his bike. :o
Couldn't get hs micro penis hard & kept talking about being a Silversmith/iron monger type of trade & was going on about how sexy he finds armour & molten metal the whole time. (He'd asked me to wear PVC but I did't have any, so I found something tight & shiny.) I tried to talk dirty about tight shiny metal things but no joy. ::)
He then dithers around getting dressed (he needs to see a Chiropractor, far too wonky) telling me his bloody life story about ex girlfriends, so I start stripping the bed down & put things in my suitcase to gee him up to leave, he'd over stayed by nearly 15 minutes :-\
I have no patients at 9 pm on my last day, especially after the previous one was odd too.
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I tried to talk dirty about tight shiny metal things but no joy. ::)
I'm sorry but that's hilarious ;D
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I'm sorry but that's hilarious ;D
lol I think he wanks to that J'adore Dior advert with Charlize Theron, he mentioned her being covered in liquid Gold. :D
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Sat up last night writing a eulogy and ended up in bed at 3 am.
So get up at 630am for the first one at 9am.....who cancelled at 850am stating he'd been working till 3am and was tired. One word on that...blocked.
The next one came early and called when in my road. I instruct him to park in the bay on the left halfway up the hill. He tells me he has parked but I can't see him. Twat had parked at the bottom of the hill. It took ten minutes to explain and get him parked up....must be twats r us day.
He comes in, looks very shifty and won't meet eye contact so try to chat to put him at ease. This works and I go through my usual teasing routine. Feeling he is close, I offer my pussy for him to lick. Jesus girls, he had told me his wife didn't like oral...I can see why. All he did was suck on my pussy lips and these precious lips of mine can now be used for an ear transplant!! I look like I have used an oral pump to enhance your lips!! Did you come he asked inserting a finger, and I say a silent prayer I used my BV Activ gel last night and was wet.
Not quite fancying a mouthful of cum this early, I offer to rubber, cover and hop aboard. He declines much to my dismay.
I know it's only 10am but feel a vodka is in need to wash out that awful taste and deal with the rest of twats r us day.
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Oh and now the next one has cancelled and another idiot who wants to see me doesn't seem to understand how inappropriate it is fucking him with my kids in the house :FF
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my last booking way w/ a fave ;) regular who pays me for 30 mins for solely a handjob! not to mention that he is clean, kind, courteous...Ironic, that the one guy I see who really turns me on every time is the one who I don't get to screw....! ::) but such is life! I also had to cancel a couple of bookings because of the damn thrush since then :FF
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A lovely older gentleman, new to me, who booked 90 mins.
Usually when the older guys book for that long it's because they will have trouble cumming, so I was prepared for a session of hard work, but we started things slowly and he actually came within about 20 mins, during oral.
I made us a cup of tea and then he started talking, the poor man is going through some terrible times of stress with his family and with his own health.
We finished our tea then managed round two and he was incredibly chuffed as he said he's not managed to cum twice in that space of time in many years!
After he left he texted me and said "Thank you so much. You made me feel alive and human again. I'm not going to die tomorrow."
These customers make it so worth it when you're fed up of wading through timewasters and dickheads.
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Saw a new client. Somehow the condom split and he started accusing me of doing it deliberately so I can get pregnant. Really freaked me out.
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new client, really into girls weeing themselves (so this was in the booking/wearing nappies etc.) but everything was discussed and planned before.
So when he didnt understand why i insisted on a shower after he peed on my shirt , i was juts like i said thats what id do... in all our emails.
And everything he didnt do wrong he would apologise for (eg. me moving cos my leg got a little stiff etc....)
And thennnn he didnt get why he needed to shower before me giving OWO... you know... after all the pee......
and kept going on about the only 2 working girls he had seen before comparing them to me (eg. one did time start after showers, i start when we agreed to meet. by the time he felt composed to start/even have a shower we were 20 minutes into a 3 hr booking)
AND he kept asking really personal questions, trying to find out real names etc. admitting he had googled my profile name and details. Like fine but what the fuck is stopping him googling any details i could have told him!
He was nice enough, and i assume some stuff was just down to inexperience and nerves but my fucking god he was such hard work :(
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Saw a new client, good looking and really fit. Was looking forward to this.
Got him undressed and hard in no time. Whipped off my bra and we started kissing but as soon as he had his hands on my fits I felt him cum over me within a couple of minutes.
He apologised whilst I cleaned up.
Seemed a nice guy and said he would be back and hopefully last a bit longer.
I hope so.
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Booked for a quickie (bj only). I had a feeling in our comms that he wasnt a quick cummer but I still accepted the booking as he passed my security procedures. At the meet he had 101 requests: Id like to see you naked, lets do 69, can I lick you out? :FF Playlist ends and of course he didnt cum. Asked me how much it would be to stay longer - quoted my rate but he only had ?15 - ha! Turns out it was his stag night so I got dressed and he sat on the edge of the bed continuing to wank his limp cock whilst complimenting my ass etc, then he says I must look really perverted just sitting here wanking watching you get dressed - you took the words right out of my mouth mate haha!! When I was packed and ready to leave I wished him all the best on his wedding day ;D
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Last booking today, Italian, been in this country a long time, 60.
Very lovely on phone, polite and open, answered everything in screening. Great feedback from past girls.
Arrived, house stank of smoke, only had two teeth. Must say very polite all the same. Lay back, thought about my jobs that needed doing, oh now his turn, sucked for a while, wondered if I could get hold of a man with a van to do a tip run, oh dear..realised something was happening, moved just in time but got stuck in my hair.
Anyway half hour booking, done in 20 mins, had bought a coffee on the way, still warm when I got back to the car, I did get that tip run...productive day all in all x
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A lovely businessman who I was convinced would turn out a TW because of the things he was texting. Booked 15 minutes over AW. Never had that before. Turned up, very respectful, lovely aftershave and only had to look at his willy before he came. Great EASY booking. Can't get better than that ;D
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Grrr just walked out of a booking!! Client, nice gent, seemed lovely on the phone, if a bit shy.
Arrived at his house wanted to have a coffee and chat. Paperwork sorted. Told me he sees a few girls and has been stolen from on occasions, he was also saying that he doesn't mind giving people loans. I obviously was not interested in that.
Then he says his family keep a strict eye on him and his money because they know he likes the ladies. So he has to be careful. Then he tell me he lives with his son, who keeps an eye on everything. I asked if it's likely his son would be back..."yes" he says "pops back a couple of days a week to check he's not got girls over".
Well money handed back, and left promptly! Screening to be reviewed and extra questions to be added!!!
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Grrr just walked out of a booking!! Client, nice gent, seemed lovely on the phone, if a bit shy.
Arrived at his house wanted to have a coffee and chat. Paperwork sorted. Told me he sees a few girls and has been stolen from on occasions, he was also saying that he doesn't mind giving people loans. I obviously was not interested in that.
Then he says his family keep a strict eye on him and his money because they know he likes the ladies. So he has to be careful. Then he tell me he lives with his son, who keeps an eye on everything. I asked if it's likely his son would be back..."yes" he says "pops back a couple of days a week to check he's not got girls over".
Well money handed back, and left promptly! Screening to be reviewed and extra questions to be added!!!
Personally I'd have kept the money before leaving. Unless you felt he lacked capacity?
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Last booking today was one of those men who goes all silly when his nipples are pinched and sucked. I met him a few times now and know the routine which he likes to stick to. He doesn't want them clamping or too much pain, just both played with at the same time while I use one hand to tease his cock. He never wants full sex. It keeps him on the edge of cumming and it is tempting to go too far too soon but he may not return if I do that. :)
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Had a nice earlybird booking today. New customer (I'm on tour), clean and respectful but couldn't stay hard enough with a condom on so finished with a facial. He managed to keep it out of my eyes but my hair needed a wash after :D
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My last booking was an hour with a new client to me. In his late 30s I guess and carrying a few extra pounds, but clean and not unattractive, and with an average cock. He seemed very shy and didn't talk much but was happy enough to ask for what he wanted.
I started with a massage to calm him down a bit. I could tell he was impatient to move things along even before he asked for 69 with me on top. We got to it and he practically ate my pussy without actually managing to hit the right spot. It's not like my clit is small or hard to find, so I'm convinced he was deliberately avoiding it. Before I knew it he exploded in my mouth. I swear he lasted less than 3 minutes. I do offer CIM but it's still polite to ask and we'd never even discussed it. Luckily I had a box of tissues to hand to dispose of the mess. He carried on like nothing had happened so I switched to hand relief for a while. When he managed a second erection I got a condom on him to avoid any accidents and this time he wanted doggy. He lasted longer, not that I felt this was a good thing, except I was able to pleasure myself enough to have a genuine orgasm. He was itching to leave once he was done and left with a good 10 minutes to go.
He said he'd call me again but I'm honestly hoping he doesn't. It's not that he was awful (though he was bad) so much as I've grown wary of the quiet ones.
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Booked me for 1 hr even though he said in his comms that he felt he would cum quickly... Got there and the fucker kept rushing me. God knows why but it was actually really annoying. I dont like to rush/get out of breathe/sweaty. Kept reminding him that we had PLENTY of time and but nooo he wants to put the condom on 15 mins into the meet!
Then he starts fucking me like his ass was on fire!! I told him several times to slow down but the more I told him to slow down the more harder and faster he got. I tightened my vag muscles so I couldnt feel any pain but I just wanted him to cum really quick so I could GTFO and block his ass. Midway he stops and get his inhaler coz he couldnt breathe bahahaaa! Thats because your rushing like theres no tomorrow! We have plenty of time!! :FF
When he got really aroused he calls me a dirty bitch (in a "playful" way) so I stopped and looked right at him: dont call me a dirty bitch please. Yes Im naughty but I aint a bitch
Finally pops and we arent even halfway but he starts getting dressed so I follow suit. First time Ive met a guy and blocked him on the first meet ::)
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Oh and now the next one has cancelled and another idiot who wants to see me doesn't seem to understand how inappropriate it is fucking him with my kids in the house :FF
wow ..... nothing surprises me these days!
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A gentleman I saw 2 weeks ago who turned up with a massive bouquet of flowers.He was so shy he couldn't come but afterwards immediately booked for today.This time he turned up with a box of hotel chocolate pink champagne truffles and managed to come quite quickly..I worked out he was into being told he was a naughty boy while he wanked in my knickers...next time he wants to bring some of his own frilly panties for it! ;)
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Had a guy with the tiniest dick I have seen. Got him hard with bj then he wanted to fuck but could hardly feel anything plus he kept slipping out. Was a totally surreal experience. Ended up finishing with a hj. He even asked if he made me cum. Totally deluded.
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Had the strangest booking today! The guy was young, in his 30s and booked 2 hrs. His place was totally dark and he only spoke about 4 sentences to me in total. He spent the first half hour showering alone and told me to wait on his bed. The action was over in about an hr then he said I could take a shower but I asked if he wanted anything else because I didn't want him to think I was taking the mick. Massaged him for the last half hr but was pretty sure I did a shit job. I wonder why guys like him want to book escorts as I'm pretty sure he can find someone to fuck for free.
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I wonder why guys like him want to book escorts as I'm pretty sure he can find someone to fuck for free.
If he is a man so unsociable, so unfit to communicate, perhaps he pays escorts because he wants to have sex without being forced to communicate or socialize.
I doubt very much that a 'normal' woman will agree to make love with him if he does not want / can speak...
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I'm supposed to be on holiday this week but saw three regulars yesterday as I was bored :D
Last guy came at 6.30, he's a fan of tights so had great fun ripping them open and gave me a really good hard pounding in doggy. All done in 15 minutes total. God I love half hour bookings.
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Had three clients today. First was a new client, young and fit. Got him hard with a bj then reverse oral. Fucked me doggy then reverse cowgirl and was on the point of cumming but he came and stopped and left leaving me frustrated. Saw one of my regulars who had me Cumming in no time. Last client with a huge cock. Seen him once before when he gave me multiple orgasms. Another great session turning my legs to jelly.
A totally satisfying day.
Hoping for a less energetic day tomorrow.
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Sounds just like a guy I went to see. I bet it's the same one haha. I got there and when he answered the door, I couldn't see anyone. Then I looked down. There he was! Mr Little.
hahahahahahahahaha I had to get us sat down as soon as possible ;D
I rarely laugh at these posts but this one cracked me up hahahahahaha Amazing. I can just picture it =P
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Amazing and fun time had with my favourite regular. He's massively into being my slave and has given me loads of BDSM equipment. Plus, just paid me in advance for a night spent in his cage ;D
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Just had a new client who was polite and lovely with a gorgeous cock!
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What's the definition of a gorgeous cock? Just nice to look at?
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What's the definition of a gorgeous cock? Just nice to look at?
under 5 inches, for my preference :D
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What's the definition of a gorgeous cock? Just nice to look at?
For me personally, it was quite big - length, but more importantly girthy! I can be a bit of a size queen, but this was just a really great size. Clean, which is always a bonus haha! Just very easy to work with for me
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Yeah must be clean. Not normally a fan of big cocks but recently seen a guy a couple of times who uses it in just the right way and gives me insane orgasms.
When I'm feeling horny I often think of his gorgeous cock.
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Yeah must be clean. Not normally a fan of big cocks but recently seen a guy a couple of times who uses it in just the right way and gives me insane orgasms.
When I'm feeling horny I often think of his gorgeous cock.
*grin* I do love it when they're actually a good shag! <3
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There is good and there is out of this world. Not just the shagging but amazing oral and total sensuality. Leaves me a quivering mess after. I just hope he books me again soon. Makes me wet just thinking of that huge juicy cock of his. Mmmmm
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*grin* I do love it when they're actually a good shag! <3
I had 30 mins earlier tonight with a guy who has enquired a few times before but we could never agree a good time.
Good shag yeah ;) just wished it had been 60 rather than 30. Its put a bounce in my step big time!
But he also said that he doesn't get paid till tomorrow and would be back. Just what I need more off, a reg who can commit just before pay day :)
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I had 30 mins earlier tonight with a guy who has enquired a few times before but we could never agree a good time.
Good shag yeah ;) just wished it had been 60 rather than 30. Its put a bounce in my step big time!
But he also said that he doesn't get paid till tomorrow and would be back. Just what I need more off, a reg who can commit just before pay day :)
Sounds like you're onto a winner there!!!
I've just come back from a booking with a guy who seems to have more money than sense. Man that was hard work. I won't say no to a full hours payment for a half hour booking though!
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Just a rant but that guy booked an hour yesterday. Average looking on the good looking side, if you see what I mean. Rather nice. Clean.
And then he started with that sound. So he told me he liked FK, Ok. Works for me. But he was just doing that thing pressing his lips open on mine and then pulling back and then back on my lips. While making this hissing air sound, a bit like when air runs out of balloon. And then he made me think of a dying fish struggling for air and he just ruined it for me :FF
Worst part was he was really into it and enjoying it ???
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A man who booked an hour who said he was hugely into watersports. So I drenched him ;D Didn't mean to make him choke though :D
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Saw a new client for half hour booking. Gave him oral and he lasted five minutes. Left straight after so really just ten minutes in total. Then last booking with guy with big cock. Our third meeting. Had wave after wave of orgasms with a super final climax. Multiple orgasms are a new experience for me so just loving it. I couldn't walk after and my head was in the clouds.
I don't fancy him and he is the strong silent type so not much chat but when it comes to sex he is my number one. A bit sore now but worth it. Already booked for next week so becoming a regular. ;D
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Hours booking with a nice man who brought me chocolates. He was very sweaty though after the deed. Then after he left I sent him a text to say thanks again etc and his reply was you're very nice and would you like to go for a meal one night. I'll pay for the meal but not for your time as no sex will take place. If we have sex later then I'll pay for that cos I'm a nice guy and respect boundaries and also looking for uncomplicated fun. He's also 20years older.
Seriously ... :FF
This was his first time with an escort - I get that - but why does he think I don't have a life outside this job???
Seriously ... why are men sooo deluded? ???
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Hours booking with a nice man who brought me chocolates. He was very sweaty though after the deed. Then after he left I sent him a text to say thanks again etc and his reply was you're very nice and would you like to go for a meal one night. I'll pay for the meal but not for your time as no sex will take place. If we have sex later then I'll pay for that cos I'm a nice guy and respect boundaries and also looking for uncomplicated fun. He's also 20years older.
Seriously ... :FF
This was his first time with an escort - I get that - but why does he think I don't have a life outside this job???
Seriously ... why are men sooo deluded? ???
It gets worse! Now he's sent a text going on about friends with benefits!
It's OUTRAGEOUS!
Anyway, I got my fee and a big box of chocs. He can do one now if that's his attitude. Next! ;D ;D ;D
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Maybe you should educate him about respecting boundaries. :D
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Maybe you should educate him about respecting boundaries. :D
Delusions are a sign of serious mental illnss; I don't think I'll waste my breath ;D
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New client my age very nice looking and smelt divine booked an hour, there was only one problem his manhood was thicker than my wrist. I managed oral fine and I did step up to try and accommodate him sexually but I realised very quickly after the first inch my fanjo just wouldn't take his girth.
He understood and was lovely about it, it didn't stop the enjoyment so all in all a really enjoyable time.
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Longterm regular who came round for a quickie and was all done as is usual for him and gone,in 5 mins! :)
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New client my age very nice looking and smelt divine booked an hour, there was only one problem his manhood was thicker than my wrist. I managed oral fine and I did step up to try and accommodate him sexually but I realised very quickly after the first inch my fanjo just wouldn't take his girth.
He understood and was lovely about it, it didn't stop the enjoyment so all in all a really enjoyable time.
Send him to me! ;)
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This was his first time with an escort - I get that - but why does he think I don't have a life outside this job???
Seriously ... why are men sooo deluded? ???
They are Not as deluded as you think they are. They know what they are doing. His "first time"? Do you believe that? He's just another chancer with no decent manners.
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Maybe you should educate him about respecting boundaries. :D
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Essentially. Bad manners.
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They are Not as deluded as you think they are. They know what they are doing. His "first time"? Do you believe that? He's just another chancer with no decent manners.
Sounds like this guy was definitely pushing boundaries and knew exactly what he was doing.
Should be barred inmo.
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Saw two guys today. Both wanted bj and cim. Both came within five mins. Shame as was feeling horny and fancied a shag. Oh well seeing my fave client tomorrow so guaranteed a great time and orgasm.
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It gets worse! Now he's sent a text going on about friends with benefits!
It's OUTRAGEOUS!
Anyway, I got my fee and a big box of chocs. He can do one now if that's his attitude. Next! ;D ;D ;D
Whenever I get these ridiculous 'offers' I just keep repeating the same mantra "I charge for my time how long do you want to book me for" as many times as is necessary to get into their heads. Trust me they get fed up of it before I do ;D
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They are Not as deluded as you think they are. They know what they are doing. His "first time"? Do you believe that? He's just another chancer with no decent manners.
I don't think it matters if it was his first time or his 100,000 time, I won't be seeing him again unless I get paid. Simples :D
Whenever I get these ridiculous 'offers' I just keep repeating the same mantra "I charge for my time how long do you want to book me for" as many times as is necessary to get into their heads. Trust me they get fed up of it before I do ;D
I think I made it fairly clear I won't let him take the piss ;D
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Had new client today who wanted doggy which was fine. He started at normal pace but then slowed down caressing my arms, back, hair. In the end he almost stopped shagging and was more interested in touching me.
I decided to take control and went on top and it was over after another five mins.
As I walked him to the door he held my hand which I thought was weird.
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It was a client who was nervous but settled in slowly. First he spanked me. After 5 minutes we switched round it was satisfying. He left with a baboon bum and enjoyed. I told him next time he is a naughty boy he knows where to come. But after spanking him I leaned over kissing him on the check. It was an easy 30 minutes of sole spanking. He left after 20 minutes. He didnt even want oral.
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I had the most utterly boring punter today who made me want to kill myself. Been chatting to him online for a while and he keeps ringing me up to chat. I started to ignore his calls but he seemed ok in an "oh well, think of the money" kind of a way. But honestly, he was the most boring, weird, self obsessed idiot I've ever met in my life. He shagged for ages and ages and kept asking me questions at the same time: "So do you have a fella then?" "So do you go out much"? Urghh! I check my nails a lot when I'm getting shagged from behind, but with this one, I was checking out the pattern on the wallpaper trying not to turn around and lump him one.
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I had the most utterly boring punter today who made me want to kill myself. Been chatting to him online for a while and he keeps ringing me up to chat. I started to ignore his calls but he seemed ok in an "oh well, think of the money" kind of a way. But honestly, he was the most boring, weird, self obsessed idiot I've ever met in my life. He shagged for ages and ages and kept asking me questions at the same time: "So do you have a fella then?" "So do you go out much"? Urghh! I check my nails a lot when I'm getting shagged from behind, but with this one, I was checking out the pattern on the wallpaper trying not to turn around and lump him one.
Oh god...! That sounds like hell! Much sympathy.
My last booking was a 2 hour meet for more than my usual rate (reverse booking). 1hr45mins of chatting, 5 mins of shagging, the rest getting dressed. He's booked for next week too - here's hoping it's that easy again!
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Oh god...! That sounds like hell! Much sympathy.
My last booking was a 2 hour meet for more than my usual rate (reverse booking). 1hr45mins of chatting, 5 mins of shagging, the rest getting dressed. He's booked for next week too - here's hoping it's that easy again!
1 hr 45 mins chatting for me sounds like hell but then I'm really unsociable. ;D
I had a great one the other day - best ever. Outcall to his place. He'd already told me on the phone he didn't want sex and didn't want me to get undressed. Went in, did BJ and was out in 20 mins. Lovely man too.
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Seen three clients today, two wanted bjs, third bj and sex but lasted only a few minutes. It's been four days since I had any decent sex and orgasms. Making me really cranky. I've got one more booking today and dying for a super shag. Driving me nuts. :FF
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Had a lovely new client. I came multiple times so a happy girl compared to the usual clients i get who are all about themselves. Hope he books again x
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Had a lovely new client. I came multiple times so a happy girl compared to the usual clients i get who are all about themselves. Hope he books again x
Lucky you, I just want one orgasm.
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Me, too, SM. Makes a nice change. :)
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Lucky you, I just want one orgasm.
What's an orgasm? ;D
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Last booking of my tour was kind of depressing. He booked for 45 mins but got delayed in traffic so I said he needed to keep it to half hour. In the end he was done and gone in 15 but it was uncomfortable. He hadn't even got his clothes off before he started asking about an overnight and saying things like "I need to keep you". I usually just laugh things like that off when it's in a jokey way but he was really intense and it felt quite creepy. He couldn't stay hard with the condom so finished him off with oral. I just wanted him out of there and won't see him again.
Home now and got a regular coming shortly who's always an easy booking so that's good to take the taste out of my mouth (literally haha)
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He hadn't even got his clothes off before he started asking about an overnight and saying things like "I need to keep you". I usually just laugh things like that off when it's in a jokey way but he was really intense and it felt quite creepy.
Hope you feel better soon. I know exactly what you mean. I'm sorry to hear that. :-\
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Had a similar problem as VC. Managed to get him hard with oral. I asked him if he wanted to have sex, he agreed. After a few minutes inside he went semi hard so was struggling to keep it going. Managed to get him hard again with bj then tried again in a different position. This seemed to help a bit and we were getting a rhythm going but then it started going soft again to my frustration.
I finished with Bj. Don't understand how he stays hard with bj but not with sex.
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Had a similar problem as VC. Managed to get him hard with oral. I asked him if he wanted to have sex, he agreed. After a few minutes inside he went semi hard so was struggling to keep it going. Managed to get him hard again with bj then tried again in a different position. This seemed to help a bit and we were getting a rhythm going but then it started going soft again to my frustration.
I finished with Bj. Don't understand how he stays hard with bj but not with sex.
In my experience, it's middle aged men who are married and not used to using condoms.
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In my experience, it's middle aged men who are married and not used to using condoms.
Hmm! I hadn't thought of that before, that makes sense. Not an issue I usually have in my experience, sometimes they just can't get properly hard at all
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Saw my fave client today. Finally great sex and a long overdue orgasm. He never disappoints. Cheered me up no end.
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Outcall to clients house - a regular I've been seeing for a year or so. Picks me up and takes me to his house - cock somehow manages to emerge in car. Darn his son's van is at his home. Am asked to stay in car. Reg comes out and says it's ok, son gone now. Went in and did the biz. Couldn't get out fast enough and not going back either.
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In my experience, it's middle aged men who are married and not used to using condoms.
I often wondered if that's purely that. One older client said to me once, men would lose his abilities (erectile dysfunction)if he was married for many years and ALSO didn't have enough sex for some time. I sort of doubted that, but then I read an article to confirm that some men's testosterone level decline when men are in relationships (nature's way to keep him happily monogamous) and other men cheated if the testosterone level remained as high as before he entered his relationship. I noticed a punter, who was previously in a relationship that he goes always very soft (a "married man's syndrome" as I get these men?) It appeared that his long-term relationship finally ended and his feedbacks skyrocketed. I saw him lately and he no longer had this weird symptom of "going hard and going soft again" business. He was just normal and hard again.
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A moron!Wouldn't kiss,wanted oral with,no oral on me,no touching me downstairs but expected me to squirt on his cock while he was banging the shit out of me while he asked if 'I liked that' and telling me what a dirty bitch I was.
Persuaded him he might stand a chance if he did me doggy but really it was so I could ignore his stupid and mildly offensive dirty talk.
He came on my tits still moaning that I hadn't squirted for him then proceeded to quiz me about stis and if I had ever had one then he took the piss that I got tested every month because he presumed I would only do oral with a condom whereas I do either.He looked rather disgusted and I just thought 'Oh fuck off you silly twat'.He's now stored in my phone as only if desperate but I doubt he will book again because I'm clearly some sort of dirty degenerate in his eyes! ::)
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He booked for 15min quickie. On arrival he announced that he wanted to provide me with oral and nothing else. Which was absolutely fine with me :-)
So the booking proceeded and he began licking me asking me to instruct him as he wanted to be "great". I began by instructing him to tease my clit with his tongue, he kept stopping and looking at me. I took this as a sign to take the dirt talking up a notch... by announcing that I wanted to explode all over his face.
He shot up like a flash whipped his pants off and said he was about to cum, and my god he exploded his load all over the bed covers!
My first ever experience when a guy has cum without having a finger (not even his own) laid upon him!
If only all bookings were this easy!
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Me too even after another client I'm like which one was the one before. Come night time it is even worse.
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I'm not working much this week as I'm packing up my place ready to move house, but as my neighbours place is empty I've relaxed my screening a bit.
New guy this evening, young skinny Indian fella, came pretty quickly and then we just sat and chatted. My cat came in and jumped on the bed and I said oh sorry, she's a grumpy old thing and she goes where she wants. He then got out his phone and showed me pics of his kitten :D
I've dropped my prices today in order to try to combat the easter holidays and it's just proved my belief that there's no difference between the "type" of punter you get at cheap rates. i've seen 4 guys and they've all been lovely.
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Saw my fave client today. Another lovely session doing me doggy, his fave position. He held out for me so we could come together. Left me with a big grin on my face. Always cheers me up when I'm feeling down. Had a nice cuddle chat and smoke after.
Client after was wham bang thank you man type with no foreplay and no chat. Moaned about me not being vocal enough. Told him I'm not one to fake it. He just mumbled and left saying next time he will make me scream. I did scream after he left you tossed.
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I'm not working much this week as I'm packing up my place ready to move house, but as my neighbours place is empty I've relaxed my screening a bit.
New guy this evening, young skinny Indian fella, came pretty quickly and then we just sat and chatted. My cat came in and jumped on the bed and I said oh sorry, she's a grumpy old thing and she goes where she wants. He then got out his phone and showed me pics of his kitten :D
I've dropped my prices today in order to try to combat the easter holidays and it's just proved my belief that there's no difference between the "type" of punter you get at cheap rates. i've seen 4 guys and they've all been lovely.
If I'm doing incalls from home I always shut my cat away, have you ever had problems with clients reactions to your cat? Do you warn them in advance?
Today I was in a rush getting ready, couldn't find her and had to assume she was in the living room when I shut the door. Luckily she was, ready and squeeking behind it when he was leaving. God knows what he thought the noise was ;D
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If I'm doing incalls from home I always shut my cat away, have you ever had problems with clients reactions to your cat? Do you warn them in advance?
Today I was in a rush getting ready, couldn't find her and had to assume she was in the living room when I shut the door. Luckily she was, ready and squeeking behind it when he was leaving. God knows what he thought the noise was ;D
Unfortunately due to the layout of my flat I have nowhere to shut her during bookings. I sometimes shut the bedroom door but then she starts hurling herself at the other side of it ::)
I've only ever had one client say he didn't like cats. He was a twat anyway :D
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The last one, the condom burst (it was Skyn one, which let me down) :FF and ended up at the clinic for some emergency tests, going back in 2 weeks for further tests. The clinic was marvellous and super efficient. I asked the clinic if the prophylactic HIV drug is being used at the clinic, the doctor said, "no, not really" which surprised me somewhat.
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The last one - he was preeeetty darn cute :D
Also so well mannered plus we had mutual interests and loads to talk about :)
The booking was so good it cheered me up after the previous days annoyances :FF
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The last one, the condom burst (it was Skyn one, which let me down) :FF and ended up at the clinic for some emergency tests, going back in 2 weeks for further tests. The clinic was marvellous and super efficient. I asked the clinic if the prophylactic HIV drug is being used at the clinic, the doctor said, "no, not really" which surprised me somewhat.
Yeah apparently it depends on the local NHS Trust. Some of them are offering it, but not all.
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Yeah apparently it depends on the local NHS Trust. Some of them are offering it, but not all.
I see, VC. Thank you for your helpful insight. xx I bet they do at a clinic attached to the large hospitals in London. I was infection-free. That was lucky.
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Just a standard booking oral each way, followed by some cow girl. Only slightly annoying thing was his hair was so greasy, not in a dirty way but too much hair product.
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Yesterday I booked in a somewhat 'Keen' Newbie submissive for a domme session. He arrived 10 minutes early yet took him 10 minutes more to find my apartment building. A youngish nervous lad, I towered over him by 5 inches in my heels. He immediately dropped to the floor and bowed down at my feet before I even shut the front door. I ordered him in the living room and he crawled in on all fours (I had to stop myself from pissing myself laughing)
Paperwork taken care of (which stank of fags, ugh!)I told him to strip naked as he was in the presence of a mistress. He obediently stripped off but left his socks on lol. Told him to get rid of them too and kneel on the kneeling mat. He had a fit body and big cock though,but not a pretty face so handed him a gimp mask to wear for the session. He stank of BO, I should have thrown him in the shower but I wasn't going to get intimate with him so I left it. Every time I allowed him to touch apart of my body he wailed with pleasure, I mean so loud I shoved an old stocking in his gob to shut him up... He was being a bit too over zealous with his body worship so I changed tactics and hand cuffed him to give myself a break from his mauling. Whacked him a few times with cat o nine tails to calm him down and ordered him to jerk off for me. After he cum he calmed down a bit (like they do) and he was actually a really sweet guy. He took a shower and i told him to use my deodorant and left 15 minutes early. The best part was a few hours later he text to thank me for our session and asked my permission to wank...LOL
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A slightly strange and very intense bloke for 45 mins.Didn't think he was going to show up as he didn't confirm at 4pm but at 4:35 he rang to say he was nearby.Told him to give me a few mins to get ready and then started to direct him.
While at the door to my apartment he asked that I wear my highest heels,told him it was a bit late in the day for dressing requests!
Turned out he had abit of a strong/big woman fetish even though he was rather large himself!
He was very intense and gushy going on about how beautiful and amazonian I am and that I should be a model...(I'm a size 18 bbw who stands at 5ft 10 in heels!)
He kept his underpants on and just wanted to kiss and cuddle and then nibble and lick my pussy,back,tummy and ears.
Abit roughly at times which I had to gently dissuade him from!
I did let my hand wander down to his pants area and strangely I couldn't even feel a bump there!
Anyway he didn't want any playing down there but did want me to lay on him and squeeze him with my thighs and then he wanted me to arm wrestle him as I was so 'strong' and apparantly he wants 2 hours next time...
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A slightly strange and very intense bloke for 45 mins.Didn't think he was going to show up as he didn't confirm at 4pm but at 4:35 he rang to say he was nearby.Told him to give me a few mins to get ready and then started to direct him.
While at the door to my apartment he asked that I wear my highest heels,told him it was a bit late in the day for dressing requests!
Turned out he had abit of a strong/big woman fetish even though he was rather large himself!
He was very intense and gushy going on about how beautiful and amazonian I am and that I should be a model...(I'm a size 18 bbw who stands at 5ft 10 in heels!)
He kept his underpants on and just wanted to kiss and cuddle and then nibble and lick my pussy,back,tummy and ears.
Abit roughly at times which I had to gently dissuade him from!
I did let my hand wander down to his pants area and strangely I couldn't even feel a bump there!
Anyway he didn't want any playing down there but did want me to lay on him and squeeze him with my thighs and then he wanted me to arm wrestle him as I was so 'strong' and apparantly he wants 2 hours next time...
This tickled me. There are some strange individuals out there (and those with inverted willies that disappear into their bellies) I had messages for wrestling requests myself and despite advertising most fetishes considered I tend to avoid them as I wonder if they are just on a wind up mission.
Would you do 2 hours of that?
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Well its very rare that I get to say this as most of my clients (bless them) wouldn't be my 1st, 2nd or 3rd choice to take to a deserted Island with me but O M G :o had one I would have to call my hottest client EVER.
He's been texting me ever since I started my tour but ignored them as I don't answer new text enquiries. WELL he finally called me this morning, a youngish guy, a bit cocky and normally I would palm them off with an excuse I'm busy but its a bit slow today so thought ' f*ck it' (as you do) agreed time, duration and fee and text him part location details. I didn't get a reply so really thought he was gong to be a no show so sat in my dressing gown (post shower) watching TV and he rang to say he was outside F*CK IM NOT READY, DIDNT THINK HE WOULD SHOW :FF :FF. Slipped on my negligee and hold ups
Fast forward, opened the door to him and was taken aback FIT AS F*CK!! ....he looked familiar but didn't want to scare him off by saying 'I recognise you'? . He was a bit jittery when he came in, took out the money without asking for it and was short ?20 . He said he would shoot to the ATM. My initial thought was that he was trying it on but he turned up in a flash car so didn't think he was short of a few bob. He was still acting nervous, couldn't stand still. I really wanted to shag this guy and wasn't letting him out of my sight so I suggested a reduced booking time to compensate (which was a fair deal) which he apologised but agreed
Got him in the bedroom straight away :P ...fit tanned body, covered in tattoos but very artistically. sucked his beautiful cock and rode him.....he lasted 2 mins ::) ::)
He then shot out of bed , got dressed like his life depended on it and kept saying he would get me the extra money but I said not to worry, he hadn't taken too much of my time as he was only there for like 10 minutes. He said he didn't need to work??? hmm ok Your business is non of my business and left it at that. Might explain why he was so jittery?
He is now saved as Fit bloke and do hope i see him again ;D ;D
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I really don't think I could cope with him nibbling me and 'worshipping'my Amazonian way's for 2 hours no.I think an hour max for these kinds of bookings is my limit!
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DemiDD I don't know which area you are in but you just described the guy I closed my door to half an hour ago after his second booking with me. He booked last week and I thought if this is a one off I am still smiling at the memory but he called me again this morning and my face lit up!
The similarities are really uncanny with this one you describe.
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DemiDD I don't know which area you are in but you just described the guy I closed my door to half an hour ago after his second booking with me. He booked last week and I thought if this is a one off I am still smiling at the memory but he called me again this morning and my face lit up!
The similarities are really uncanny with this one you describe.
I'm currently on tour in Gateshead hun, cant remember his name so saved him as 'fit guy'. He reckoned he sees one a day ::) but that remark went in one ear and out of the other.
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I really don't think I could cope with him nibbling me and 'worshipping'my Amazonian way's for 2 hours no.I think an hour max for these kinds of bookings is my limit!
Yes, i would file that one in 'only if its quiet'
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15 minutes. Was ok quiet and I don't like them talking loads. Went to my room kissed he touched my breasts and fingered me for 15 mins. Didn't do it too rough.
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Fucking painful. After I realised my good friend thrush had come to play :FF
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I had a nice client. He even tipped me. I could not believe it! Believe me, it's unusual, something which happens to other women. :)
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He originally booked for 4pm, and I asked him to confirm at 3pm as I knew I'd be on the Tube after that and unable to take calls. By 3.10 he hadn't confirmed to I assumed he wouldn't show.
I get to my hotel at 3.45 and find he's texted me at 3.30, while I was underground, asking for location details. I text back that I can do 4.30pm and I didn't get his message as I was on the Tube which is why I asked him to confirm at 3pm.
He apologises and says he'll be along at 4.30
4.30 he texts and says he's stuck in traffic. I know traffic is heavy today and don't have another booking so say okay fine.
He finally turns up at 4.53, gets directions to my location, starts stripping as he gets in the door and is done and gone within 7.5 minutes ;D Result!
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Got to be the biggest thickest knob end that I've ever seen - I could hardly get my mouth around it!
Unfortunately he wanted sex - gave it a go and must say not really an experience I want to repeat. Not excruciating but uncomfortable to say the least!
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I'm on my first tour and it's going well. Had 2 less pleasant guys today, third and last of the day arrives. Not that much of a looker but I fancied the absolute pants off him. Sexy voice, great presence and really good in bed (not to mention the thick cock). God that was good
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He was a new one and overpaid a little but said to keep it when I mentioned getting his tenner change. Good start I thought, but I earned that tip as he became hard work. One of those gushy men who feel they have to lay it on thick with the compliments.
He said his wife was my age but not as good looking (respectful man eh?) and she has never sucked his cock in all the 26 years they have been married so it was time he had some real fun.
I have had much worse clients but he progressed to telling me I was so good he wanted to marry me and get me pregnant (I would be a candidate for the Guiness Book of Records!)
I had to play up to this one when really I wanted to tell him to shut the F up. He spoiled what was otherwise an ok booking. When he left he tried to do a full on snog at the door but all I could force myself to do was a short kiss on the lips without a tongue.
Him thinking he is coming back and me thinking no way. He is likely to become very hard work and only get worse, I just know it.
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I'm on my first tour and it's going well. Had 2 less pleasant guys today, third and last of the day arrives. Not that much of a looker but I fancied the absolute pants off him. Sexy voice, great presence and really good in bed (not to mention the thick cock). God that was good
I know the type...I haven't seen "him" for ages, God, he was good. That sort of sex. :D
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I know the type...I haven't seen "him" for ages, God, he was good. That sort of sex. :D
Yep. That's the one! Did this great position where he just sat on the chair and I rode him (faced away). Unf it was hot.
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Long term favourite reg. Hugely into BDSM etc, so had him handcuffed whilst teasing him. Then came a knock on the door which set my dog off barking. This put him off, so he lost his erection. Then came another knock this time more urgent. Rat a tat tat. I peered out the window. Only turned out he'd parked his car right outside my house on a very narrow street and unfortunately this road gets a lot of heavy traffic due to there being an industrial estate in the surrounding area. So this juggernaut was trying to get past his car and that created a huge tailback and traffic jam. I uncuffed him and he went flying down the stairs to shift the car. Was crying with laughter. Something out of a carry on film. Carry On Spanking! Ha ha!
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Yep. That's the one! Did this great position where he just sat on the chair and I rode him (faced away). Unf it was hot.
Wonderful... ;D
I had a super fit client, so cute and just so hot...he was so polite, too. Doubt he will come back, but just so nice when someone actually turns you on, genuinely, and he's not such a "hard work" for a change.
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spanking session for me this afternoon, my bum is still throbbing.
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Then, I looked at his feedbacks, which showed he had probably seen the same escort for 2-4 months period at a time and then move onto the next. Serial monogamist. ;D
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A real old school gent, he told me his was 80, we spend most of the time talking, followed by 10-15 mins of him fondling me and the lightest of kisses. A real nice chap, I felt so sorry for him as he is clearly very lonely. I could have stayed with him longer but had to go. He reminded me of my grandpa, obviously without the kissing and touching bit ;D
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Idiotic young lad who clearly got most of his ideas about sex from watching porn. Decides he's going to straddle my chest, pinning my arms under his legs, and then demands I suck his cock. "How to you propose I reach it?
you fucking moron " I said. Thank god it was only a quickie.
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moron of a chap, tried to bite my clit while giving oral, and as for anal he tried to force it in with a heavy thrust, Jesus does he not know how to warm a girl up :FF
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Ouch. Let him try a strap on next time. ;D
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Saw a new client today for half hour booking. Had a great time and was on the cusp of cuming several times but then he kept losing his erection. Very frustrating. In the end he couldn't cum but still an enjoyable experience for me. Lovely guy too.
He's booked again for next week.
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Ouch. Let him try a strap on next time. ;D
;D ;D If he wants to see me again, I might make that a condition of the booking ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Had a great fuckfest with a guy i met at his office. Doggy across the desk then me lieing back on desk. Makes a change from a bed. Nice and clean and a perfect 7 inch I would say. No erection problems. Was lovely for a change x
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God help me just finished a booking there every thing went fine until he was on top leaning his full weight on me. A few minutes in he was like let me hear you like cum. I went I can't breath because your weight is on me.
Well despite this he carried on orgasming. He said he isn't big but still I felt claustrophobic then panicking. I said are you going to apologize but nothing. I said he can't lean his full weight on me again. No response.
An odd client that he had this awkwardness about him from when he arrived. He was moaning that I wasn't ready for him. I had a towel wrapped around me and got changed in to a uniform still.
While he was leaving I ran through the Qs like not to talk when I open the door please etc. He said I know not stupid. Then explained well some do this how was I supposed to know.
When really I felt like telling him to do one but kept my cool.
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Saw a regular yesterday, one of the very few I still see these days, for a threesome with another girl I've done many bookings with. She wasn't super into it but I was in a great mood and down to take one for the team, so to speak. This reg always likes anal whenever I can do it, but when we have other girls play he especially loves for me to "show off" for them. I don't like anal but some days it doesn't hurt and I can do it for a while/hard. Other days it's way too painful and I have to stop. Yesterday was a really good day, he was very happy with me and she was pretty impressed! It's always comforting to have another girl there who knows the fantasy from reality. Whenever I do threesomes we always whisper about which orgasms we faked or some weird thing the client did when he's in the bathroom ;D It was actually over pretty quickly yesterday, I was there for 1 hour 45 mins and got a brand new macbook out of it so I'm happy today. I always get cash but I wanted a new one and he offered a trade! The commute to see him is an hour one way so I consider it a fair deal ;)
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Well my latest literally lasted ten seconds for round one, I literally touched the top of his cock with my tongue and he went off like a missile right up my nose. Horrible sensation which had me gag. He apologized and looked so guilty I had to laugh after the gagging stopped. He said he had not touched himself for a month thus the fast response.
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2 hours filled with strap-on play, smoking fetish and tenderizing the lad's rear end with a police baton. I don't normally offer BDSM services, but he's easily my favorite client. ;D
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Well my latest literally lasted ten seconds for round one, I literally touched the top of his cock with my tongue and he went off like a missile right up my nose. Horrible sensation which had me gag. He apologized and looked so guilty I had to laugh after the gagging stopped. He said he had not touched himself for a month thus the fast response.
:D These bookings are the best! Without the gagging part!
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Ok so yesterday I had a client arrive who was blatently on drugs I asked him if he had been partying he said no. he couldn't get a hard on glazed eyes etc. Tried to bullshit me had been at the gym! Load of crap as he spent ages in my bathroom and there was white residue on the floor when he left. Anyway cut the long story short when he laid down on the bed and I started sucking his pinky I could smell a distinct shitty smell and he moved for us to get into a 69 there was a shit stain. And moved again another shit stain. I could see at this point that he was trying to cover it with his damp towel from the shower and had realised at this stage what he had done with narcotics taking a toll your insides etc.I really wanted to vomit but held it together as I am a professional. He gave up eventually because he could not get an erection but left asking to make another booking for next week etc. He is not coming back after shitting on the bed. Saved in my phone as shit c**t I am damaged and very disturbed after this vile human. I posted in another thread but I think it's more appropriate here.
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That's gross. You should have charged extra to get it cleaned.
Just saw a client I had seen before a couple of times who wasn't able to cum the previous two times. I kind of feel a bit of a failure if they don't cum. So this time I was hoping for third time lucky.
Started with kissing and a bj then moved onto the bed for sex in doggy. Finally after 20 mins he said he was about to cum and did.
I was concerned if he didn't cum this time around he might stop seeing me so was pleased with the booking and think he will become a regular now.
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I couldn't even say anything I was so horrified.
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Holy moley Megan! That sounds like an absolute nightmare! Arghh I would be furious if I were you, you poor thing!
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Guy said he'd been with his wife since age 16 and had never touched another woman. He was in his 40s, but had never gone down on a woman, never had a blowjob, nothing! He was awfully nervous and kept apologising and asking permission for every little thing - at one point he blushed bright red and asked if I could fulfil his wild fantasy to get a handjob while standing up. ;D
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I often get guys whose partner either don't give bjs or not good at them.
My last booking with regular l hadn't seen in a while. Gave lovely oral making me cum. My first orgasm in ages. Left me tingling after. Finished off in doggy.
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A new client for a 30 minute booking early this afternoon. He was done and dusted in approx 15 minutes, not because he didn't enjoy himself but because due to the weather he was execeptionally horny and didn't last very long!
Just protected oral and sex, very pleasant polite guy.
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Actually not a very good experience..
I've been really unlucky with every Italian client so far...
Very hairy guy, couldn't get hard whatsoever, wanted me to suck his balls non stop or he would go down on me, but was very rough (his facial hair as well) I kept on asking politely for him to be more gentle, he would for a minute then boom again full on not thinking if I'm actually in pain so I stopped him. He started kissing my body, neck etc and suddenly getting rougher again. Told him to go 10 mins before the time was up, was fed up, just looked in the mirror and got a big hickey on my neck, freaking brilliant.. :-/
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My first ever booking with a female client last night!!
I was kinda nervous before she arrived, a bit like my first few bookings, just from not knowing what to expect.
I had nothing to worry about, she just wanted kissing, fingering and oral, no toys. She came 3 times in 40 mins so I was pretty pleased with myself, haha :D
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It's always worth being patient as I learned in this industry.
Had a really pleasant guy, who was quite late for the booking.
I nearly thought he wasn't gonna show. Then just when I thought I was going to text him, he arrived.
He paid fully for the time he booked and left on time. He didn't automatically expect to "over-run" as a result of his late arrival. I wouldn't have minded, but he was polite. I was very impressed.
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My last booking was a newbie for a 15 minute quickie & in these I only provide owo & cim, he was very surprised that I was "great at bj's" as "most girls I go with are crap, very beautiful looking but crap at oral and your..." (Not so beautiful was what I believe he wanted to say...) "...really good at oral, I'll be back so can I save your number"? Me " of course you can save my number", inside I just thought 'if you put me down again then I'm gonna chomp down on your nuts' lol!!
I hate when they make me feel anything less than a goddess, hez paying me!! Pffft
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I'm on tour.. arrived yesterday was just planning on resting but phones were ringing so decided to see a few clients ..
So yesterday was officially assh*ole day.
1st one text saying he was 10 mins away from Heathrow and wanted details. I gave him hotel name and asked him to call me and said he couldn't because he was driving. After he parked up he rang and said I want 30mins. I told him I don't do 30min appointments and that's why he needs to call before he arrives. The hotel has a cash machine so he said he will get more money for the full hour. Arrives in the room and says he couldn't get anymore cash and if I would do 30 mins and wouldn't leave. I ended up kicking him out of the room (around 7pm).
Then messages me at 1am saying 'would you do 30mins now' :FF
Next one lovely guy, young polite and clean. After his hour he asked if I fancied getting something to eat. I had a long day of travelling and was hungry so I said yea ok. Had a lovely meal then the whole 'will you be my girlfriend' talk started :FF he was holding my hand in public and behaving like we were a couple :FF
Final one last night. Lovely young kid.. Who started telling me about his problems and how he got caught two timing his girlfriend and what's my advice on what he should do? Dude you should leave and let me effing sleep, that's what you should do ;D
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New client in his 50's started getting stroppy saying it wasn't what he expected 30 minutes into the hour. So I repeated that he was asked at the start of the booking what he wanted off my list. He then got quite critical on his way to the top of the stairs
I was temped to push him down them, first time this has ever happened to me in 2 years. I made a point of letting him know I was pissed off at his lack of discretion when outside. I'd given him very a detailed text with my location but he still got confused & shouted out the number staying on the phone when people were outside next door. Prick.
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Had a 45 min booking with an Australian guy who it turned out was deaf and mute!He only let slip he was deaf when I asked him to ring when he arrived.I had to text him step by step directions.The fact he was mute I only found out when he was through the door.
We managed though with hand signals,mimes and facial expressions and he was a lovely guy.
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Next to last booking was a complete nightmare, a guy who I'd actually saved previously to not see again but had changed his number, and when he arrived I felt too intimidated to tell him to go. Predictably he was a complete nightmare and I ended up telling him to fuck off and never call me again!
Luckily my last of the day was a real sweetie, mixed middle eastern/european heritage. Had a great session with him, shared shower, back rub, anal play, etc. He came twice. Absolutely lovely guy and really took that bad taste out of my mouth from the previous dickhead!
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Extremely nervous guy, one the most nervous I've ever seen. He explained this was down to a bad experience with an East European. I did my best to make him at ease, and whilst he never fully relaxed he told me he had a good time.
Just a 30 minute booking with caressing, oral and straight sex.
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a lovely italian guy, who was really interesting
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Had a regular, who seems to be very active in his punting activity of late (not just me).
I noticed he commented my body lotion as "not good for you". I offered soap in a shower, which he did not take. ::) I started to wonder if he's financially so tight due to his heavy use of escorts, he stopped using soap. He once told me he's just an ordinary guy, who works, 100% doubt if he is wealthy etc.
Never noticed this before but he had some whiff of stale..(add something lol) when I went down on him. :-\ Didn't say anything, but it wasn't very pleasant. It made me wonder if it's going to be like this again or gets progressively worse. Otherwise, he's an okay guy but wondered if that's just a facade, and in fact, struggling money-wise. :( I also noticed for the first time, he had a skin tag on his shaft, which really made me look so closely. It was a piece of skin, hanging off his shaft, not anything sinister, but that also kinda made me feel like ::) Sorry for the negativity... Not sure what to do now. ???
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Yesterday I had the fittest punter ever. Half Italian half English. He booked an hour but ended up staying 4. Very young and sooo handsome. I'm in love 😍😍😍
Had the best 4 hours of my life.. then had to have a reality check and remind myself he's a client... but if only I'd met him outside of this.. . Oh my
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Spent half the night up as I'm back on GoT. My mistake, woke up knackered and said yes to a 30' followed immediately by a 1 hour. First I thought my 30' shorted me, thank god i checked again before going ballistic on him because he did not. Then my one hour asked for a long body to body. And both were talking soooo much. Both are lovely great guys but got extremely chatty just today while I am struggling to keep my eyes open. I'll just get through with the next one and call it a day. I want to sleep.
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Pretty sure the new client I just had, I have previously blocked on his other number. My friend warned me not to see him, as hes a nightmare, she's not wrong if it's him.
Wouldn't take a shower, barely said 2 words to me & wanted action within a minute of walking through the door. On his THIRD attempt of 'come'ing' i said, yeh we are done here.
Between his rounds of sex, making convo with him, was like trying to get blood from a stone.
My profile does not state bloody PSE, so why did he turn up expecting it. Blocked.
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Last booking was a couple. So together with last week's female solo client, I've had more pussy action in a week than in the whole previous year :D
Really good booking, she was the kind of person I could easily be friends with, we really clicked. Not so keen on the husband. I do think they'll book again next time I'm in the area though. It was a good end to my tour!
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Last booking was a couple. So together with last week's female solo client, I've had more pussy action in a week than in the whole previous year :D
Really good booking, she was the kind of person I could easily be friends with, we really clicked. Not so keen on the husband. I do think they'll book again next time I'm in the area though. It was a good end to my tour!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Just saw one of my regulars who sometimes loses his erection during sex. Started as usual with kissing and giving him a bj and he returned the favour which was lovely. About to have sex but then he spots my vibrator and asks if we can use it.
He sometimes takes ages to cum and I remembered a post on here about how it can make them cum quickly. So I started using it on his cock. Well he get instantly super hard and was really enjoying it but after a few mins wanted to have sex.
Anyway just thought if anyone has guys with erection problems this could be a possible solution as so frustrating trying to have sex otherwise.
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A very nice Australian gentleman, very talkative and pretty good in bed too ;D very complimentary.
An hour's booking lots of relaxed foreplay and straight sex, he went a little over time but on this occasion I didn't mind as we were having great chats too.
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Couples booking in a luxury hotel, the man wanted me to play with is wife while she was in bondage the he fucked me inches above her face as she lay there tied to the bed.
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My last booking was actually my first outcall. Went to the clients house, very close to my town. He was really nervous, this was the first time he had ever done this. Also married with kids. He booked an hour for 200 and minus me getting ready at his house and him showering, it was like 20 minutes in total before he had to go back to work. He had a lovely penis too. Happy day!
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My 3rd booking ever, first home outcall, this time with a younger geekish guy. Absolutely loved him lol. He kept making these mmhh sounds and kept talking to me the whole time, he really made me feel confident about dirty talking (Im really shy about it)..basically just saying what you're seeing, doing, want to do..plus he had a really interesting playlist.went down on him and he was so into it and was like wanna f u now, but guess he got so excited and suddenly came all over the place. was so happy, fastest money I've ever made with no penetration hahaha. walked out of there beaming ;D
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A guy who came twice, and 3 mins before his session was over asked for another condom. I said no as there's no time, unfortunately unless he'd like to stay longer. He got up all stroppy and went to the bathroom where he decided to have a shower (had one when he came in) then asked for a second towel (I was working from a hotel), I politely refused, said its a hotel, I have one towel per client and why can't he use the one I gave him originally (he was already 10 mins over the time and I had another client due in 35mins). He said he's not going to use that towel as it was on the floor. After a 5min discussion he decided to use paper towels! Then dry his hair with a hairdryer! Whilst I was trying to kick him out.
Obviously left me a negative review saying I was unprofessional and a clock watcher :FF :FF :FF what an utter asshole, I was soo pissed off.
I replied to his review of course, hopefully it won't affect me much.
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Mya888 what a prick!! What was your reply to his review?
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Mya888 what a prick!! What was your reply to his review?
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Since the topic isn't reviews or rebuttals and I doubt the poster wants to out herself here, a PM is probably a better place for questions like this :).
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Chap in his early 30's with the biggest appendage I have seen yet, had trouble accommodating him, god I was glad of the lube.
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At the weekend I had a client who was quite young and it was difficult to get a conversation going, I guess he was a bit shy. He told me he was into playing golf. I confessed I had tried golf a couple times but was just useless at putting the ball where I wanted it to go, and would rather stick to pool and billiards.
A while later he said "So how did you get into..." and I immediately thought he was going to say "this business"
No, he said "Playing pool" :D
It was interesting to me how I'd immediately pre-judged him when he hadn't even got the whole question out. A welcome reminder that we can't put all our clients in the same box.
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Young men who choose to meet mature women are more mature than those who are so old but tell others that he will never see anyone over 29 and she has to have 'big tits".
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Saw a 57 year old guy with a humungous cock for an hour yesterday. He was quite rampant as he had not had any action for some time and was reacting even to me giving him a mild handjob in the beginning of our time!
He was in a bit of a rush though he arrived late and then had to leave early but finished off with a quick shower.
Nice pleasant guy though.
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A very nervous guy completely new to seeing escorts. Although he clearly wasn't far off my age he was inexperienced so I guided him through and he enjoyed himself, just foreplay, oral and straight sex.
He'd booked an hour but left within 30 minutes, including a chat afterwards, nice easy booking, result!
Edit: Only thing is at one point he scratched his head vigourously and I then worried if he had nits and am imagining my head is itching too!
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I feel like I had sex with my ex father in law :FF
I opened the door and I thought I would just die right there. I really love my ex father in law.
That client looked the same, acted the same, was dressed the same. Ewwwwww.
Oh and he tried to bite me! That wasn't cool! Thank god he was out in 20 minutes because I really felt like I was going to puke.
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New, younger, mid-twenties client. Good looking, smart, fun, open. We had amazing convo and lots of shared interests. Great in the sack leading to mutual satisfaction, which turned a bad week into a great one. For the next meet he asked to take me out on a paid no-sex date and I am looking forward to having some more fun.
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His pupils were dilated and I was scared he was going to die on me as he kept turning very red. But overal he was actually a lovely man. Felt so comfortable talking to him. Maybe a bit too comfortable :/
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New punter booked half an hour he arrived on time and was well dressed mid to late 60's good looking a bit of a silver fox. He said he had erection problems (blood pressure) but would love a BJ. No problem so light kissing then on to OWO he lasted less than 5 minutes so I offered him a back massage which he accepted, nice chat very friendly so all in all an enjoyable easy booking.
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Technically my last booking which was supposed to happen, didn't actually as he cancelled yesterday due to being paranoid about his partner who had decided at the last moment to accompany him out this afternoon. He's done this several times and is always messing me about but I always insist that he pays me the full fee for cancelling at short notice as he always does it the day or night before which is taking the p**s (and he makes these appointments with a very laid back/sloppy attitude thinking if anything happens I will just cancel her and rebook - however, leading up to the booking I have to put up with lots of nonsense and annoying texts which ordinarily I wouldn't tolerate but as I'm reasonably well paid and he's very easy to deal with on the day, I can tolerate his crap so long as the booking takes place). Anyway, even though the hotel fee was non refundable/transferable, the hotel agreed to refund it when asked so together with the fee for 2 hours, I'm ?500 better off for doing nothing this afternoon. Result! ;D
*would you believe he's called me this evening already to try and book the next meet which will no doubt not happen due to his careless planning and paranoia...
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Not posted for a while.
My last booking was hilarious. Really good banter and sex. When I text that I was ready, he replied "that was quick" to which i replied "I better not say that to you when your done". Lots of hard nookie then had a laugh. He was talking about pretty girls being targeted for acid attacks and said "you've got nothing to worry about" cheeky sod. Was nice to have a chilled out banter booking
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My last booking was with a guy who was excellent in bed! I could have kissed him, and I did! He was very nice and got on well. Got to love a good booking :)
It's great when that happens
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Sunday afternoon roleplay..... I was behind with my rent so had to do what I was told to avoid being evicted..... oral, rimming, intercourse, spanking, anal play and light degradation.
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I don't think I have posted in this topic before so can I describe my last 2 bookings?
Last but one was a new one, a young guy around half my age who was very attractive and I absolutely enjoyed the time. He was very confident as some of the young ones tend to be but not too much, just the right attitude and good company.
Last booking was yesterday and an older guy I have met twice before. Easy enough time and then we (he mostly) chatted about lawns and lawn mowers. ;D ;D ;D
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Mine was hilarious.
A very well spoken older guy, who proceeded to ask if he could put his finger in my 'Tiggledy piggledy'
then after I faked it he said ' oooooh I can feel your womb throbbing on my finger!'
I almost went into convulsions trying not to,laugh!!!!
One of the funniest ever.
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My last client was this evening. He was the first I've seen from putting my number on AW, So no credentials as such.
He was late, I thought he'd bail tbh but he arrived. I asked a friend to call me in 40mins (it was a half hour booking) and I looked out for his car in case he had passengers. He didn't.
He arrived and was massive - muscles, and Asian. I had a vision of being knocked about the bedroom.
He was lovely, very passionate and I enjoyed myself.
I was right to be wary, but my anxiety was misplaced.
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Saw one of my regulars who usually makes cum most of the time so was looking forward to the booking as was feeling frisky.
Lots of nice foreplay bj then sex with me on top. Felt great but only lasted a couple of minutes so left me feeling frustrated.
First time this has happened with him so hoping it won't be a regular occurrence.
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Last booking I made a rookie mistake maybe! Only just started listing my number on AW and taking incalls so didn't realise that blocked punters could see your number - I was booked by a guy who, at the end of the (quite frankly tense) session, told me I'd blocked him and had been rude to him on AW.
I can't work out what makes a guy who realises a girl doesn't want to see him still goes ahead and books her over the phone. Bizarre. I felt very disrespected after that.
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Just raised my voice with a client as he was putting his dick not in the right one this is after being polite. Not long now away from the tossers.Funnily enough he asked to see me again.
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With a regular I was tied (with an escape mechanism) and blindfolded while he used various toys on me, untied then a face fucking he cam then left.
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Constant talking! One minute we're into it, the next he breaks things up by making conversation. It definitely felt awkward at times. but I'm pretty sure he did that because he would cum very quickly. He still booked an hour so I'm not complaining :D
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A really nice gentleman (seemed like it), very very chatty though.
Told me about his previous relationship within first 5 minutes followed by the comment ''it feels so good I'm going to cry'' during sex. And he actually looked as if he was going to cry.
Don't think I'll be seeing him again, he freaked me out just a little bit... :-\
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Hadn't seen him for a few weeks and since last time his mother died. Told me all about the funeral and going through her house finding old photos and letters etc. Yes very sexy time indeed. ???
Tomorrow better be an improvement and I think I will have a young fit man who is all about giving me pleasure and (oh well I might just get lucky)
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Mine was hilarious.
A very well spoken older guy, who proceeded to ask if he could put his finger in my 'Tiggledy piggledy'
then after I faked it he said ' oooooh I can feel your womb throbbing on my finger!'
I almost went into convulsions trying not to,laugh!!!!
One of the funniest ever.
OMG I'm dying! :D :D :D
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This thread is too funny.... It feels so good, I'm going to cry.... he he ;D
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Just had a client who was a human ashtray and I smoked into his mouth he wanted cigarette put out on his tongue
Plus licked my stiletto heels ...there you go see what's next just airing the flat out with lemongrass oil burner!!
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Paid for a half hour, came in about 7 minutes, got dressed and left. Perfect!
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First time meet, we've been winding each other up for weeks while trying to find matching gaps in our schedules. He knew what I looked like, I had a vague description to go by. Nearly melted looking through the spyhole. Tall, fit, smoking hot with a gorgeous grin.
He did not disappoint, incredibly talented fingers and tongue, lovely large cock. Left me with a fun little gift to lounge about in, and a promise to be back soon. Just what I needed to pick me up.
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Left me with a fun little gift to lounge about in
Am armchair? :D
He sounds great! I've had lovely clients the past few days. Hope my next tour leg will be as smooth :)
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Last one this afternoon was a pain in several ways. Older guy who had told me on the phone he was 40ish and in the booking admitted he is 53. Not sure why unless he was waiting for me to say how fit he is. He WAS very good for his age so I could not deny it. He then told me with a wry smile that I must be a few years older than my aw age, as "everyone does it."
While in doggy he decided to unfasten my suspenders so they dangled down while still fastened to my stockings, no one has ever done that before, I was not pleased.
I am not seeing him again even though he said he would book again soon as I saw him out the door and I said I would.
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Am armchair? :D
He sounds great! I've had lovely clients the past few days. Hope my next tour leg will be as smooth :)
One of his work t-shirts (he's a fireman), he told me he remembered I mentioned liking to lounge about in soft worn oversized t-shirts. And flame retardant for when I want to practice fire spinning. Silly, but sweet.
Fingers crossed for you. Where are you headed to next?
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I had a nice, educated, intelligent, polite, young man. Almost, too polite and considerate. ???
My fantasy came true. ;D I have had some young men before, but this one was..just so nice. I bet he sensed, hope I didn't offend him. ::) He's a quiet type, a little harder to read. I could easily imagine how some escorts fall for the punters. ;D
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He then told me with a wry smile that I must be a few years older than my aw age, as "everyone does it."
It seems that some men in their later years are obsessing over escorts age let alone their own. In this case, he is obviously very rude and he would expect you to see this obnoxious man again? He's clearly so self-absorbed and he cannot even see his bad manners? I noticed some escorts profile says "age not defined" or something similar on AW. One lady was a middle age and her age was not given in her profile. It doesn't seem to stop punters seeing her. I doubt anybody cares, except those who are age-obsessed.
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Very young chap today, he was so boyish I asked for his ID, bless him he was shaking like a leaf, not a clue what to do and finished within 2mins spent the rest of the time massaging him, he could not get it up for round two. Bless I think the nerves got to him.
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I'm very, very new, it's only been six days after all...
Last client today was an outcall, a nice looking guy and only a few years older than me so I was pretty pleased. Went up to the bedroom and noticed his pager on the bedside table and knew he was a firefighter...my partner is also a firefighter!
We had a great hour and I really enjoyed myself, so much that it didn't even feel like work. Afterwards I had to ask him what station he worked at and was inwardly praying he didn't say my partners station, luckily he was just retained and did know any other firefighters beyond his station- thank god! ;)
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Haha my last client was also a firefighter!
And also best looking guy I've seen in ages, face and body.
Really nice and polite as well, the only client I've had that would actually leave the bathroom clean, put the towel away etc..
He left early as well, send a thank you text.. Perfect client to finish off for the week :)
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Haha my last client was also a firefighter!
And also best looking guy I've seen in ages, face and body.
Really nice and polite as well, the only client I've had that would actually leave the bathroom clean, put the towel away etc..
He left early as well, send a thank you text.. Perfect client to finish off for the week :)
I swear firefighters are all horny f***ers!
I was a bit worried that his pager was going to go off though, he said he'd had two calls that day already too! Would have been an expensive call for him, that's for sure ;D
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A returner who I actually find really hot! Not young but dead fit, toned from swimming and a vereee sexy accent.
He's also dominant which I like (not like Sub/dom play) just naturally. Did I mention he's absolutely HUGE too!! Luckily I get really turned on when I see him and gush away so all good. Foreplay and straight sex, doesn't really sum it up however!
Also have a great laugh and able to just tease each other and talk which makes a booking so great.
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I had a pleasant booking, too. What a contrast to the other recent one, thank god.
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middle age chap with the biggest cock I have ever seen, luckily I only had him in the diary today otherwise I would have been waddling around, a little sore both in mouth and pussy.
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Here is my attempt of starting a thread that will Both be funny, informative, and amusing for us ladies to read and even share if we have had similar experiences.
Here I encourage you to write a review on a memorable, or terrible, or embarrassing punter experience and give your ratings on their treatment towards you as a provider, the way they were as a punter, Terms of respect attitude communication look etc all the relavent information
No personal details of punters to be posted!
This is going to be fun!
I'm ready for an interesting read :)
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Since it's pretty much the same as this thread anyway, merged.
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I agree about the firemen clients! I have one who books me fairly regularly and while he is fit and is very well endowed and the sex is good, we always end by discussing his latest "shouts" and sometimes these stories are not very pleasant. Not always about fires as the fire fighters do all kinds of other stuff like road crash rescues etc. :( I know I could avoid these discussions but I find them very interesting.
My last booking was on Friday and he was a man I have seen three times now but not really keen for him to become a regular. He's one of those who is so quiet and with hardly anything to say that I find it a chore to get through the booking. A shame because he is straightforward and not hard work at all.
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First client!! It went well smelled lovely and he was polite. Gave money straightaway then left on time.
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My last client just left and is well worth the posting.
We did a roleplay, I was a Detective needing a bust, he was a criminal with information he wasn't handing over unless I did as he asked. There was power play, fake rejection and light forcing. It was amazing, and a great change from the norm!
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Not posted here for a while had a booking with a regular on Monday night
Odd one as a request from my hubby he wanted to facetime during the booking Client was up for it so we did
So after a few years he got to watch me at work
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Saw my fave client who wanted to try some anal play. I'm quite inexperienced in this. Put his finger in my arse whilst licking me out. Have to admit it was quite a turn on for me. Ended up with sex doggy style making me cum. Makes me cum almost every time. Perfect booking.
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Regular client, mid 60s , very polite. Massage with happy ending. Lay on his stomach. Lots of oil used. Played with his balls and arse area. Lifted his arse off the table. More oil on his cock and balls. Wanked him to orgasm, collapsed on the table, lay there for a few minutes. Had shower and left a happy man, I think :)
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My last client just left and is well worth the posting.
We did a roleplay, I was a Detective needing a bust, he was a criminal with information he wasn't handing over unless I did as he asked. There was power play, fake rejection and light forcing. It was amazing, and a great change from the norm!
Ah I love role-play.
Had a really good dominant bloke yesterday - that's like role play for me as I'm not really very submissive but it was a nice change from the norm and he didn't want rough - just nice and firm!
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Saw one of my regulars. We usually go through the same routine, kissing, me going down on him and reverse oral then onto sex which is normally good. Unfortunately this time he lasted two mins into sex.
Later saw a new client who was good looking and so fit. Strong silent type and nice size cock. Booked for half hour and had great passionate sex. Extended another half hour which ran over but didn't mind as was really enjoying myself. Kept saying how gorgeous and sexy I was. I felt like saying the same back. Says he wants to book again. Yaay!!
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Was supposed to be a role play session. He came in and he said, "forget about the role play" and he was raring to go once he was in the bedroom. A pleasant man, highly sexed and a nice chat after.
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Outcall to a massive house full of bling, first experience of sex in a steam room.
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"Steam room"? Sounds wonderful! :o
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Love steam rooms but not sure I'd enjoy sex in one. I get quite hot and steamy anyway just in the bedroom.
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Two hour booking , guy I'd never met before , always get worried about these if new but he said he wanted GFE , said he lasts ages etc .
fifteen mins later we had our clothes on watching YouTube and playing the funniest card game ever , whole pack of cards with accents on , you have to Take a card and do the accent OMG I couldn't do any I'm hopeless , Cornish etc , I just said "do you fancy a pasty " in my normal voice , such a nice guy xxx
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One hr booking wth a guy who cum in ten mins. I offerrd massage etc another go he refused. Spoke about his ex for 20 mins and i left who hes clearly still in love wth. Nice guy x
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Mid afternoon half hour with a youngish guy I have seen before. He was struggling to get hard despite my efforts then admitted he had knocked one out not long before coming to see me. At least he didn't cancel, some would have!
He managed a good result in the end. ;D
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Very respectful guy. He ensures to come 10 minutes before the booking is over. He gets a quick shower, gets dressed quick and leaves on time. A very nice client. No hint of boundary pushing.
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A third booking with a nice Italian guy, but this time it could've been the last one.
He's been really nice so far, and good sex as well, but he kept saying that he really likes me and he will want to meet again. So we've met three times so far. The problem is today he told me twice that he loves me :o it was said briefly and I thought I must've misheard but yep he did say it. Then he just acted as nothing happened.
It freaked me out and no matter the reason behind his words, I won't meet him again...
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Guy booked wanted domination, humiliation ( not on my profile) so I told him he was fat and he should be ashamed of himself and his tiny dick ( it wasn't ) blah blah , gave him a good battering with a whip , then he wanted some pleasure too , all in all 15-20 mins.
Then he kind of laid down with really shallow breathing and I started getting a little worried looking at him , but then he started snoring , big time , mouth open fast asleep for rest of booking ..and I'm talking really deep sleep , then he came around and said" oh a dozed off .
I just laughed and still am , funniest thing yet !!!!
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Had a guy who tried to promote his car business before booking started I didn't have lots of time spare so politly told him I'd take his brouchere and look at it later he seemed bit put out .
I then gave massage and oral but the cock wouldn't elivate at all :FF
So after 25 mins trying to resurect it still wouldn't come to life at this point I had to stop.
He kept up got dressed and shot off out the door !!
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My last one booked for half an hour. He had a shower and came out heading straight towards me and zoned straight in on my boobs, he was hard straight from the shower and I could already see precum! He just kept going on about my boobs and how much of a boob man he was! Asked me to sit on his face so he could see my boobs above him, then I turned around so he could rim me, and as soon as I touched his cock he came everywhere! He straight away got dressed and left with a smile. All this happened in about 10 mins, was well happy with that one!
Next time I might try to slow him down a bit if I see him again!
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Ooooooh one of my favourite lovlies yesterday. Ginge, really perfect sized cock, mid 30's, great at oral, great fuck, appreciative. Made my day. Have woken up with a cold today though so just snotty on the sofa today :(
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My last booking was A W K W A R D as hell! It was with a Polish man and it was easy money for me but I definitely do not want to see him again. He walked in, took his clothes off and just lay on his back on the bed waiting for me. The guy just lay there with his arms out like a damn robot. I tried to kiss him and he was still acting like a statue. So I thought he was just shy and he would eventually loosen up. Even when talking to him, communication was pretty poor. I tried to ask him what he liked he just lay there saying I like to relax then stared at the TV. He didn't even look like he wanted to touch me or kiss me or ask me to get naked. I could have literally just continued fully clothed. He then asked for a massage even though I initially stated I don't do those, eventually I said OK... He lay on his stomach and was silent and cold. I just felt completely uncomfortable. Good thing is I earned ?100 for a semi hand job + massage for 30 mins, con side is that it was with a robot.
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My last booking was A W K W A R D as hell! It was with a Polish man and it was easy money for me but I definitely do not want to see him again. He walked in, took his clothes off and just lay on his back on the bed waiting for me. The guy just lay there with his arms out like a damn robot. I tried to kiss him and he was still acting like a statue. So I thought he was just shy and he would eventually loosen up. Even when talking to him, communication was pretty poor. I tried to ask him what he liked he just lay there saying I like to relax then stared at the TV. He didn't even look like he wanted to touch me or kiss me or ask me to get naked. I could have literally just continued fully clothed. He then asked for a massage even though I initially stated I don't do those, eventually I said OK... He lay on his stomach and was silent and cold. I just felt completely uncomfortable. Good thing is I earned ?100 for a semi hand job + massage for 30 mins, con side is that it was with a robot.
I wonder if it was the same guy I saw two days ago, are you in London by any chance?
It was just as awkward for me as well
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My last booking was A W K W A R D as hell! It was with a Polish man and it was easy money for me but I definitely do not want to see him again. He walked in, took his clothes off and just lay on his back on the bed waiting for me. The guy just lay there with his arms out like a damn robot. I tried to kiss him and he was still acting like a statue. So I thought he was just shy and he would eventually loosen up. Even when talking to him, communication was pretty poor. I tried to ask him what he liked he just lay there saying I like to relax then stared at the TV. He didn't even look like he wanted to touch me or kiss me or ask me to get naked. I could have literally just continued fully clothed. He then asked for a massage even though I initially stated I don't do those, eventually I said OK... He lay on his stomach and was silent and cold. I just felt completely uncomfortable. Good thing is I earned ?100 for a semi hand job + massage for 30 mins, con side is that it was with a robot.
I hate them. I offer a gfe not for a guy to just lie there no interaction x
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My last booking was A W K W A R D as hell! It was with a Polish man and it was easy money for me but I definitely do not want to see him again. He walked in, took his clothes off and just lay on his back on the bed waiting for me. The guy just lay there with his arms out like a damn robot. I tried to kiss him and he was still acting like a statue. So I thought he was just shy and he would eventually loosen up. Even when talking to him, communication was pretty poor. I tried to ask him what he liked he just lay there saying I like to relax then stared at the TV. He didn't even look like he wanted to touch me or kiss me or ask me to get naked. I could have literally just continued fully clothed. He then asked for a massage even though I initially stated I don't do those, eventually I said OK... He lay on his stomach and was silent and cold. I just felt completely uncomfortable. Good thing is I earned ?100 for a semi hand job + massage for 30 mins, con side is that it was with a robot.
The last time I had one of these I did say to him think of sex as a participant sport not a spectator sport. He was so dense I was wasting my time but it made me feel better to challenge his lack of communication
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I just had one of the most awkward bookings, there were 2 Police Officers sat outside the room next to my clients. They were still there when I left 2hrs later.
And I thought having to go through metal detectors and have my bag scanned to get into a hotel to see a client had been awkward.
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I just had one of the most awkward bookings, there were 2 Police Officers sat outside the room next to my clients. They were still there when I left 2hrs later.
And I thought having to go through metal detectors and have my bag scanned to get into a hotel to see a client had been awkward.
Wow!! Were they looking after your client, or just total coincidence?
My last booking tonight was with a young lad of 21. I have been thinking of putting in an age limit recently following a horrible incident with a younger guy but today's booking made me glad I haven't. He was very complimentary about my body, came fairly quickly and then wanted a heart to heart about his feelings about cheating on his girlfriend. I don't usually allow such talk as I feel its disrespectful but in his case it came across as he was genuinely conflicted so I didn't mind talking about it. He ended up buying my used knickers before he left :D
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Wow!! Were they looking after your client, or just total coincidence?
Just a coincidence, client had said they where there when he came to room after checking in. But god knows what they were doing.
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The last time I had one of these I did say to him think of sex as a participant sport not a spectator sport. He was so dense I was wasting my time but it made me feel better to challenge his lack of communication
I tell them that a workman ( me ) is only as good as the tool ( them ) they are working with 😄
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I had the second session with a younger bloke. Previously, I felt quite old in front of this hard body younger chap and I felt quite awkward. Surprisingly, he returned, there was much less awkwardness.
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My last booking today made up for the 6 fucking no shows I've had (fuck you, Heathrow, I won't be back)
Asked me when booking if I was okay with mixed race guys, I was like sure. Said he loved giving oral, I was like that's great, I love receiving.
he only booked half hour which made me think he wasn't really serious about giving me oral because most guys know it takes a while to get there.
Turned up on time, followed instructions perfectly, we ended up having a really interesting chat before I even got his dick in my mouth. He went down on me, was suitably enthusiastic but not really got the skills. Not to worry, went for the shag and was perfectly adequate.
Lovely chat afterwards and he ended up over staying considerably but I didn't care as had nothing else booked. Hope he books again, he wasn't brilliant at sex but really interesting to talk to.
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My last booking was one of those "glad I didn't say no" ones. Earlier today I was getting myself sorted out to go shopping and the phone rang. Youngish sounding Irishman (Sunday bookings with Irishmen usually mean they are here for a stag weekend and I tend not to take them) who wanted short notice if I could do it.
I took a chance on him as I thought if he doesn't show I am going out anyway and wasn't expecting to work. He turned up right on time and yes he was at the end of a heavy stag weekend and his 15 mates had gone on to the airport to sit it out in the bar there until flight time. Said he would follow them later as had to find a gift for his mother (??!!) in town first.
He was fine, paid for an hour but only stayed 30mins. He kept moaning, part through pleasure and part through his guts (repeated how wrecked he was feeling) afnd I almost felt his pain. The guy was sober but feeling ill so why he wanted to find his way to mine just for a quick release was a mystery. If I am feeling sick the last thing I want is sex.
Not complaining though, an hour's fee was my little weekly bonus.
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The guy was sober but feeling ill so why he wanted to find his way to mine just for a quick release was a mystery. If I am feeling sick the last thing I want is sex.
Not complaining though, an hour's fee was my little weekly bonus.
If someone is so "desperate" to get laid, he has to have sex regardless (even if he's violently sick)? A good job, he didn't puke during the session at your place.
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Speaking of "desperate", I had a call from one of my repeat clients, who kept asking me if I was available and ghosted me after that. I wouldn't mind as he's not the most attractive man, to put it bluntly. I'd struggle if he would keep coming back. At least, I don't need to come up with an excuse not to see him. Anyway...
He was also quite desperate, emptied himself after 30 minutes. I wasn't feeling too well after that, more or less feeling very sleepy due to the noise from the outside last night. Desperate ones are not bad, so I realise. ;D
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1 requested to be bound up in silver foll( he provided this) with penis showing wants face sitting till he came then wanted to eat it yukk.
2. Young guy small penis couldn't keep it In or hard during sex and after hard wankin at his request just wouldn't climax he left telling me that happens each time well at least it wasn't me!! :'(
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Fave client got me flowers and chocolates. Great sex as usual then lots of chatting and cuddling. Perfect booking for me.
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New client wanted "cum in mouth", then he wanted me to spit it out into his mouth, which I did. He swallowed the lot. He seemed to like it lots. Not many ask for this !
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Second booking with a guy who I saw on Saturday! He wanted to watch me playing with myself while he wanked his cock hard, then went down on me for 10 mins or so, then oral on him followed by a good shag. Very enjoyable! He had to get back to work so we didn't have time to chat which was a shame as we had really clicked on Saturday and had a good conversation about all kinds of things from Brexit to radicalisation and how to prevent it, to Chinese Astrology!
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My last booking, Cute Austrian expat, brought champagne, booked for two hour, we spend the greater part of that chatting and smoking, shagged for like 10mins, chatted some more, left 30mins early. And this was after an out call to the casino hotel, where the client called house keeping and got me extra shower gel to take home. It was Molton Brown! An excellent day over all.
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Last booking was awful!!
Today is my day off but I got a text from someone I have saved as only see if quiet, for half hour. My half hour rate is what I use to get for an hour working at an agency so I usually say yes and fit them in my day.
I wondered why I had him saved as only see if quiet now I realise :FF
Asked me ten times to take pictures after me saying No.
in the end I had to be very stern and say listen when I say no I mean no do not ask again. So he stopped,
then going down on him he asked me to lick his balls, then lifted his legs in the air? I said babe why are you doing that? he goes can't you just rim me? I said no this isn't a service I offer and you know that.
He said can't blame him for asking.
Then proceeded to try stop himself from cumming and going so so slow again and again, usually I do not mind this, I do not like to rush clients etc. But I also never spend the whole 30 mins having sex, I don't think thats fair to the wg's, if you book 30 mins you shouldn't expect 30 mins of non stop sex.
But the amount of boundary pushing in the first ten mins I was already annoyed with him..
Then says let me CIM I said no I don't offer this which you know, 'but oh please' I said again ' When I say NO I MEAN NO.
Then got dressed and said please can he see me again, which of course I smiled sweetly and said sure.
NEVER AGAIN :FF
Just very glad I have the rest of the day to go shopping, get ready for an event today and relax.
Boundary pushers really get to me. xx
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Mid 30s guy. Seen him before. Brought me 1 lottery ticket for this Saturday (hope I win) :) We are both standing naked. Rubs his cock on my arse, feels my tits and cums on my arse cheeks. All over in 10 minutes. Gets dressed and goes. I think he was horny and in a rush. Cum and go :) Supposed to have been a half hour booking.
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Last booking really made up for a bad booking before him
I had seen him a few times even though initially I was reluctant as he is only 30 but no clock watching but we laughed about daft things and talked loads but had a relaxed booking which was just what I needed and such a nice guy. No sex but lots of teasing
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Met with a 30'ish in age young Chinese guy up from London with work. He was a bit over eager with his anal a bit pornish in manner I did ask him to go easier but he found it hard. Anyway he certainly seemed satisfied with his result lol.
He was a bit longwinded finding where I am and ended up using SMS which was AW's number not his so the meet nearly didn't go through as you can only send one text or something. Luckily I had his own number and rang him up on that to give directions on foot from where he was parked.
He told me there aren't many 'normal' escorts left in London these days and it was nice to meet one who is still normal lol.
Not sure what to make of that but I guess he meant well.
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Possibly one of my easiest bookings ever! A guy I'd initially pegged as a TW since he called a few days ago.....'Are you in Coventry'.....No I'm not please read my profile!
Anyway he then sent a kinda TWish text today saying he couldn't call, to which I responded you need to call to book, I don't do Ping Pong! Blocked him, thought no more of it till I looked at my blocked texts where he had indeed been trying to call.
He booked an hour, showed up on time, older gent. Got so excited by my Roleplay he came and was out of the door in 15 minutes, and was perfectly happy about it asking to see me again.
More like this please.
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Saw a local guy I hadn't seen in years. He was very polite and booked me for the half hour. Everything was going swimmingly (and protected) then we proceeded to do anal. I came and we were both enjoying ourselfs then he drops a bareback comment in the heat of the moment. I didn't respond but I just upped the ante made him came and I didn't mention it and was professional. I was just thinking why did he ruin a perfectly good session, as I am now not going to see him again :FF
But what made up for it was on the way back to the station there were some wonderful horses grazing on a green and they were right up at the fence and I couldn't help but stop and fuss a little. Usually it's straight home but they were so sweet! :)
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My last booking was late last nite....a lovely guy, early 30s. Told me he was in the navy. Absolutely gorgeous body....I told him to just lay still a moment so I could have a proper look at him which made him laugh:) Im 53 so it was a treat for me really....I usually get mainly guys the same age as me or older. I was glad my day ended on a high because it had started with a punter who asked me to put one of my toys up his ass and he shit all over it....disgusting,I wasnt thrilled to say the least.......x
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This week haven't had a bad booking.
Saw a new client, good looking, fit in his 30s. Amazing in bed and very passionate. Actually never made it to the bed. Started and ended up on the sofa. Made me cum at least once. Said he enjoyed and wants to see me again. Really hope he does.
Next guy in his 20s was just a lovely guy. Only got as far as oral then he came within minutes.
Last guy was a really good laugh and just wanted oral but good fun.
Hoping the trend continues.
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I had a last minute email from an occasional returning client today, he said he understood it was very last minute so I could go over whenever was convenient for me which was nice of him.
Anyway I think he was enjoying himself too much as he wanted to take the condom off and finish on my boobs and he was a bit too late and came in the condom. He was absolutely fuming, soooo gutted that it was actually really funny from my side.
I'm so glad the lights were dimmed because he would definitely been have been able to see me grinning away trying not to crack up laughing ;D I've not long been home and I'm still giggling now thinking about it.
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Just back from an outcall, mid 20's a little over weight, 5 mins of oral and he shot his load, he then wanted to play PS4 with me for the rest of the booking.
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Had a booking yesterday and I really hit the jackpot!
Showered on arrival, left his shoes and clothes in the bedroom while he showered all I could smell in the room was sweaty feet. After he had showered he still smelt of sweat (arm pits and feet!) then he was naked and he had a tight foreskin and a bent cock! Tried to finger me with sharp dirty nails then after managing 3 positions he went soft and struggled to get hard again before wanking himself off. He then showered again but still smelt of stale sweat.
How can anyone have two showers and still smell?
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Had a booking this morning, which has put me in a fowl mood.
A well spoken, elderly chap who must have been in his early 70's.
Clearly did not read a single word of my profile :FF
Asked for French kissing - I do not offer
Asked for anal play - I do not offer
Asked me to lick all over his neck and chest- refused but said I would kiss
He then asked if I did anal :FF
He wanted nipple torture for 30mins, then decided he wanted to try and make me cum before we had intercourse.
He dick kept going floppy as soon as the condom went anywhere near his cock :FF
Oh the joys of this job :)
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Had a booking yesterday and I really hit the jackpot!
Showered on arrival, left his shoes and clothes in the bedroom while he showered all I could smell in the room was sweaty feet. After he had showered he still smelt of sweat (arm pits and feet!) then he was naked and he had a tight foreskin and a bent cock! Tried to finger me with sharp dirty nails then after managing 3 positions he went soft and struggled to get hard again before wanking himself off. He then showered again but still smelt of stale sweat.
How can anyone have two showers and still smell?
I reckon they don't wash properly in the shower, so they could have 10 showers and still be dirty things. I was contemplating this morning of keeping a hygiene memo in the shower room.
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Last booking was with a gent that I could have put on my pocket and taken home with me. Wonderful meet, passionate sex and all round really nice. When I arrived I had a cat come up to my and sniff my toy bag (brand new ones so not sure why :P) and he was very sweet. While we were together (after sex) the cat would jump up on the bed and we were fussing over him like an old married couple hugging in bed!
Then the strangest thing happened. I started sneezing a little bit. Then a bit itchy. 5 mins later I'm basically out in hives on my arm!! I then realised I had a reaction to the cat! Never happened to me before but thankfully It happened as I was wrapping up things but I couldn't hide the itching! Hope I didn't look like I was getting some kind of withdrawal from something or other :)
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Usually use another site to vent on but pretty sure he's a member and can't be arsed with the agro.
Farted on in comms, text instead of calling, didn't tell me the services he was after twice despite that being one of the main things I ask over the phone, refused a shower yet was wiffy with his clothes off and kept harping on about leaving me feedback. And kissed weird, like licking my whole mouth quickly then moving away ???
Only reason I was so patient with him is because he has loads of good feedback from SPs I know. Serves as a reminder to ignore all feedback and strictly go with my gut.
Now I know he'll put through a booking request and I'd really rather not leave him anything but I know I should do the right thing and at least put a neutral. He was friendly enough but I'm pissed off with myself for letting him get away with stuff other clients wouldn't.
Oh and he was 10minutes late for a 30min booking, but did leave at the time he was supposed to.
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I don't leave fb if I really do not want to see them again. They can compliment me all they like in fb but get none in return if they were a negative in my mind. They could be on time and clean etc and ok in the booking but I only leave fb if I would say yes to another meeting. Just realised how selfish that seems as it is not letting other sps know he is ok but I do not want to encourage some men to contact me again.
Last booking today (only one ) was a regular who is very vanilla and even if I suggest other things he is more than happy to stick to his routine. No problem for me. Only once out of 25 or more bookings has he asked to try being tied up. He was not impressed and it lasted less than 5 minutes before reverting to his usual stuff.
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Just back from an outcall, mid 20's a little over weight, 5 mins of oral and he shot his load, he then wanted to play PS4 with me for the rest of the booking.
this is nice! x
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Really lovely older client (mid 70s) who as he said "recently joined the Parkinsons Club" so had a tremor.
I had explained to him I didn't have a walk in shower but he said "let's make it work!" and we did manage a shared shower.
Being older I was expecting a floppy cock but he was rock hard and was pretty thick!
Absolutely lovely booking. You know when you finish and you know you've made a real difference to the client's life? That.
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Really lovely older client (mid 70s) who as he said "recently joined the Parkinsons Club" so had a tremor.
I had explained to him I didn't have a walk in shower but he said "let's make it work!" and we did manage a shared shower.
Being older I was expecting a floppy cock but he was rock hard and was pretty thick!
Absolutely lovely booking. You know when you finish and you know you've made a real difference to the client's life? That.
Totally I recently saw a severely disabled client, who actually for personal reasons didn't even get undressed or out of his chair.
He still had a great time with a naked lady. And actually I was left feeling rather humbled by his acceptance of his limitations together with his unfettered joy at being with me
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I did a nice half hour yesterday lunchtime starting with owo then pussy and anal obviously penetration is always with a condom then more sucking then he finished off by gaving me a facial. It was once of those where you can take hold of their cock and direct the sperm as to where it shoots.
He covered a lot of ground in the 30 minutes!
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Regular who I don't see as much as I used to as he works all over the place. Knocked on the door at the time we arranged...and I was upstairs cornered in the bathroom by a frikken HUGE spider! Had my phone with me and he knocked twice and then text saying it's me let me in, had to take a deep breath and rush past the dreaded thing. Opened the door and the first thing he asked was are you okay you're quite pale! Told him I was having a fight with a spider that invaded the bathroom and he laughed and went to move it for me. Made him wash his hands thouroughly before touching me as he just picked it up and chucked it out the window. *shudders*
Was glad it was a reg, I must have looked scared to death! After I calmed down it was some spanking and caning (on me) and he always makes me orgasm before he does. And actually succeeds unlike many others. Enjoyable booking other than at the start!
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Just had a young lad he was only 20. Beat him up with a floggee dressed him up like a girl and stuck a sparkly buttplugs up his bottom. He was also made to eat his own cum. Highly enjoyable!
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Regular who I don't see as much as I used to as he works all over the place. Knocked on the door at the time we arranged...and I was upstairs cornered in the bathroom by a frikken HUGE spider! Had my phone with me and he knocked twice and then text saying it's me let me in, had to take a deep breath and rush past the dreaded thing. Opened the door and the first thing he asked was are you okay you're quite pale! Told him I was having a fight with a spider that invaded the bathroom and he laughed and went to move it for me. Made him wash his hands thouroughly before touching me as he just picked it up and chucked it out the window. *shudders*
Was glad it was a reg, I must have looked scared to death! After I calmed down it was some spanking and caning (on me) and he always makes me orgasm before he does. And actually succeeds unlike many others. Enjoyable booking other than at the start!
Had one drop from the ceiling onto my boob once. While I was cowgirling. Good job I'm not scared of spiders or his cock would have snapped off inside with me while running a mile fanatically trying by to get the thing off. His eyes were closed so I grabbed it and threw it somewhere over the bed.
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New punter in his late 60's overweight and flaccid. He wanted OWO no problem as nice and clean but his cock was very thick and boy my jaw was aching after 20 minutes solid OWO so I eventually combined it with some wanking, he was enjoying it but there was no sign of him actually cumming. Eventually towards the end of the booking it ended up with him furiously wanking himself and cumming over my tits as there no way was he going to cum some firm handling.
Nice guy but hard work.
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I work from home and just as my client was ringing for the door number, a member of my family rang me and said he was on his way to drop off some soup! Had to ring my client back and cancel after trying to fob off my family member with no success. ?60 I'm losing now, for fucking soup.
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Last client was a 40 ish man on his business travels so not sure if he will be this way again but I would not be giddy happy to see him again. He was one of those dour staid types who found it difficult to smile. The after punt chat consisted of him telling me he went to Weightwatchers and his eating habits.
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I had a booking last night which was the quickest ever and yet the guy was 100% pleased and said so. I thought it was going to be long and complicated and I had told my mates I was not going out with them. His booking request asked an hour for anal and me to wear back opaque tights (he even specified M&S! which luckily I had), bikini knickers, and an "office girl" look (pencil skirt, 5 inch stiletos and tight blouse did the job nicely). The session consisted of us standing up and him rubbing his cock on my bum - tights still on and skirt pushed up. After 2 minutes of this it was condom on and he pulled down my tights and he took me anally from behind - both of us still standing up. After 3 or 4 thrusts, he announced that he had come and went off to the bathroom. The booking was no more than 6 minutes. Then he left thanking me for such a good time - I did not even have to get undressed!!!!!! My night out on the town was back on with cash in hand! - straight down town to meet my mates in a pub then clubbing in the same outfit ... great night out that ended in a one night-stand. Great guy who has just left. Ideal!
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One last night he remained clothed while he wanted me to keep digging my heel on his cock. I did, after a while he came. At that point wish I had frustration to let out this way but didn't. He enjoyed but was very fussy at the start.
Maybe next time.
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I had a booking last night which was the quickest ever and yet the guy was 100% pleased and said so. I thought it was going to be long and complicated and I had told my mates I was not going out with them. His booking request asked an hour for anal and me to wear back opaque tights (he even specified M&S! which luckily I had), bikini knickers, and an "office girl" look (pencil skirt, 5 inch stiletos and tight blouse did the job nicely). The session consisted of us standing up and him rubbing his cock on my bum - tights still on and skirt pushed up. After 2 minutes of this it was condom on and he pulled down my tights and he took me anally from behind - both of us still standing up. After 3 or 4 thrusts, he announced that he had come and went off to the bathroom. The booking was no more than 6 minutes. Then he left thanking me for such a good time - I did not even have to get undressed!!!!!! My night out on the town was back on with cash in hand! - straight down town to meet my mates in a pub then clubbing in the same outfit ... great night out that ended in a one night-stand. Great guy who has just left. Ideal!
See your 6minutes and raise you 5 !!!!! I almost didn't post this as had just read yours.
I have never advertised quickies but done maybe 5 or 6 in total, with only 2 clients.
Yesterday got a call from a man who I did my first quickie with 3 years ago. Have to admit I loved it, the fact it was so fast and seemed like money for nothing really. Yesterday I agreed as was preparing to leave and finish for the weekend and had shopping to do. He asked could I wait as he was nearby and only wanted a hand job as he was bursting to cum.
I said yes and timed it, 5 minutes which included his taking his trousers off (there was no need) and the cleaning up afterwards. FIVE MINUTES! He left happy and I had my shopping cash in my purse.
I still will not advertise quickies though as have a feeling it would not always go this well and would attract chancers.
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Justine, Thanks for your high 5. Like you, I won't advertise quickies for fear of attracting boundary pushers - but in addition to the feeling of satisfaction from making more money than a city banker in 6 minutes, I kind of get a sexual kick from a quick session. After the punter had left, I felt dam horny.... luckily I went clubbing and pulled a guy who gave me multiple climaxes. If I had stayed home, it would have been a session with my trusty Durex multispeed vibe and some friggin under the duvet to satisfy the urge. Sammy.
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Justine, Thanks for your high 5. Like you, I won't advertise quickies for fear of attracting boundary pushers - but in addition to the feeling of satisfaction from making more money than a city banker in 6 minutes, I kind of get a sexual kick from a quick session. After the punter had left, I felt dam horny.... luckily I went clubbing and pulled a guy who gave me multiple climaxes. If I had stayed home, it would have been a session with my trusty Durex multispeed vibe and some friggin under the duvet to satisfy the urge. Sammy.
I had a quick cuppa and then went Sainsbury shopping after the quickie so you came off better, LITERALLY ;D
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I like the quickies, so easy
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Wrote Cunt on his forehead and made him chant I'm a gay cunt in the mirror while facefucking him with a strap on. Also received a full body massage. Very happy about this.
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Obese sweaty guy, who could not get hard, spent the half hour trying everything to no avail. I really hate my job at the moment, only seem to be attracting older fat guys
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Quick half an hour in my area and was rather pleasant. New shoes tore my heel a new one on the way back. Getting some new flats for my next outing :)
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A 2pm half hour with one of my current favourites. Simple booking comms and then it is just lots of dirty talk from both of us as it turns him on a treat, then a bit of this and a bit of that then sex with this well endowed chap.
Then we talked about plants and greenhouses.
;D
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Possibly he most respectful Asian man I have ever met in my life. Came for an hour tantric massage. Laid there and just relaxed and chatted away. Lovely gentleman :)
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Client I've seen before, arranged booking via text. He messaged me before asking me to wear tights and said he would love to come in my mouth and then snowball.
He arrives, rips into my tights, lots of kissing, I give him oral and he shoots in my mouth. I hold it in my mouth, look round to him and sort of raise my eyebrows, he looks at me and then goes "... I just can't" :D
I reassured him it's very common that things which seem incredibly erotic while you're aroused just turn into a total turn off once you've had your orgasm!
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My last booking was with this gorgeous bloke in his 40s who was so good in bed I kept thinking "No! This can't be happening! Whuut?" Also when we were just chatting we got to talking about his son and my nephew and nice things like that. Just a really lovely person, good conversation and easy on the eyes. Would be happy to see him regularly when I'm back to work!!
Good for you xx :)
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I did a 30 min session with a supermarket delivery guy last night. He arrived dressed in the uniform and parked his van outside. The neighbours must have thought I was doing a big shop! I won't say which supermarket for fear of identifying him - but he was good looking and really nice. He had to stick to 30 mins because that is all the break he was allowed - not much of a rest though. Anyone else had a man in uniform that punts on the job?
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I did a 30 min session with a supermarket delivery guy last night. He arrived dressed in the uniform and parked his van outside. The neighbours must have thought I was doing a big shop! I won't say which supermarket for fear of identifying him - but he was good looking and really nice. He had to stick to 30 mins because that is all the break he was allowed - not much of a rest though. Anyone else had a man in uniform that punts on the job?
Yes, I've had a few on lunch breaks, or end of day, between jobs etc. A Sky TV man and a few others with logos on their clothes.
I did once have a date with an Ocado driver - nice bloke, but fuck me he was boring. Thankfully he never came with my groceries!
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Session focusing on anal, my back passage is feeling a little sore and bruised as he was very big!
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Yes, I've had a few on lunch breaks, or end of day, between jobs etc. A Sky TV man and a few others with logos on their clothes.
I did once have a date with an Ocado driver - nice bloke, but fuck me he was boring. Thankfully he never came with my groceries!
Yeh I've had quite a few in their uniform. One which springs to mind is a postman in his shorts. They always seem to wear shorts cum rain or shine!
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I saw a really fit fireman once ...phwoar. Some with those tshirts specifiying a particular company but I don't count those as uniform.
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It's funny how some men are so super secretive about everything thing yet others are happy to rock up in work clothes who their company logo and lanyard still on displaying their full name and company!
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Saw a new client in his fifties, six foot four and in good shape with a lovely thick cock.
Started with lots of kissing then oral both ways. Sex in several positions. Each time I thought I was gonna cum he went floppy. So frustrating. Finished with hj and oral.
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The last client I had was one of the best I ever encountered.
I actually had to think for some time if I really want to meet him, as he requested to see me at 7am... For three hours. :o
Bare in mind, I usually sleep at least until 9 or 10 am. Just not an early morning person.
What added up to me being hesitant as well was another 3h booking I had just the day before that was taking the best of me really (one 15 minute break says it all...).
We met in a wonderful hotel and the moment he opened the door I knew waking up early af was the best decision I ever made. ;D
Incredibly polite, handsome funny and a bum fetishist. Those 3 hours passed quicker than anything.
I was not only happier when I left, but he most likely also might have convinced me that early mornings are not that bad, haha!
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It was with a regular he gave amazing sex with his big, it got me thinking about how much I love it. He stayed for 30 minutes we showered. Then while he was getting dressed he was rubbing his.
So I took over asking him if he would like to extend. He did for 30 minutes. We did doggy then he wanked while I licked his balls. He enjoyed is the main thing.
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Young Chinese guy, seen him 3/4 times, spent most of the hour laughing and joking about if his GF comes on her period on holiday.... one of them you had to be there to understand how funny it was
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Nice enough guy just cock as rough as sandpaper clean and fresh just rough !!
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Great older guy (my faaaaave) who wanted GFE (my faaaave) for an hour. Clean and kept to the time impeccably. Said he'd like to see me again, think I bagged a reggie!
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Difficult day for me today. I have had a coil fitted for last 2 years - so no period, but for various reasons I had it removed 3 weeks ago - so surge in hormones, sore boobies and this morning, I woke up to a Niagra Falls version of a period.
I ran out to get red condoms and checked that I had enough beppy sponges. First booking 2 oclock - not only did the beppy leak but blood on the bed and the client said "you smell as if you are on your period" OMG :o- it is not working........
I wondered if I should cancel tonights regular - but he loves anal and I thought best to be open and honest. I explained when he arrived that reverse oral was off and so was fanjo sex - even had to ask if he minded if I kept a tampax in. Turned out to be a good booking - he even tugged on the string and said it made him horny! Then full on anal pounding and happy client - but now I have tummy ache and a sore bottom combined :P No bookings for next 2 days. ::)
Sore bum Sammy
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Not even a booking but the most odd experience since I started doing this. The guy walked in, and then he didn't even talk or anything, just said sorry then he left. That's the first time somebody has ever walked out on me, I hate timewasters :FF
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Happened twice to me :-/ No body knows why !
First time nerves, financial, guilt, forgot to take Viagra ;D , last minute change of mind, gay but trying women then changed mind ?
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A sexy fast 15 min regular :)
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a middle aged man who sees me once a month.....comes in,sits on my bed and has a few tears...his wifes in a wheelchair and he feels guilty coming to see me ...doesn't affect his perfomance tho.......
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3rd time with this guy, so I'm considering him a good regular now :) 90 mins, roleplay, I got to bust a nut. I have (hopefully!) another client at 5ish and I'll have made bank for the day :D
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Last booking was yesterday and as I made almost my weekly target I am not complaining. All new clients yesterday which is quite unusual for me.
Anyway the last one was a guy of 62 who was one of the nosey buggers. Ok booking but it was have you got someone after me? and what did your husband do? and do you own this place?
I answered him politely but told him he was a nosey cheeky monkey so kept it light. A shame he has gone into my do not see again list as if he had not been so pokeynosey I would probably have seen him again.
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Lovely guy who booked an hour and requested a teasing service with me running my fingernails over his legs, arse and balls and "see how long I can keep him on the edge"! Challenge accepted, haha :) He left very happy!
On top or my two earlier bookings who both got me to orgasm through oral, it's been a great day!
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Goodness me, what a crazy week! I've now just had an old school acquaintance see me, he didn't tell me he knew me but booked correctly so there was no reason not to see him. Only clocked when he was in the bloody room! I said 'I know you don't I?!' He said yes and I then proceeded to ask for my rate and carried on with the booking. He was always quite sweet back then and not much has changed so I wasn't worried about a backlash (let's face it that's all I need right now!) but now the booking is over he has just asked for my personal number to which I replied that it was best to contact me on my work phone as no one else knows what I do. I think I'll be always unavailable for this one as it could get too complicated for my liking. ::)
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The past two weeks have been really slow for me. That pushed me to accept a booking today on 10 minutes notice from a client I have seen before, i didnt like him from before... but was a half hour and things have been slow.
So he showed up on time. I asked him to ring when he was parked, but he came straight to my door! F*** cheek! :FF I let him in and told him off but he is oblivious of any wrong doing. Booking proceeds, he wants to kiss, I'm already put off by him by this point. I say no tongue, and he then asks....Why no tongue? I said because I don't like it. He then says, 'well, you give oral so whats the difference,' :FF
ME: ( breath in... stay calm...20 mins to go and the booking finished...stay calm..)'
HIM: Are you married?
HIM: How many clients have you seen today? is anyone coming in after me? whats your real name?
ME:(patience wearing thin.) let's keep things light, and not ask questions of that nature.
HIM: kisses me and pushed his slobbery tongue straight into my mouth.
ME: I already asked you not to do that?
HIM: but I don't understand why not. Then he proceeds to try stroke my face...Which I decline and ask him not to touch my face. His hands felt like sandpaper :o
:FF
I was really pissed off with this annoying c***, encouraged him to finish and then leave. Never seeing him again.
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Worked from my favourite hotel in London yesterday and had two excellent bookings. The first client was probably the most complimentary and charming I've ever had. I don't know if he was acting but the things he was saying made me feel like the sexiest woman he'd ever seen! Good stuff. Love this job.
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Bought me my favourite perfume (I was actually running out and was planning to get some and I was really happy!!) and made me cum vaginally (very hard for me as I?m kinky and generally speaking like anal) and was such a nice client to see. Very happy bunny indeed! ;D
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A large man who farted very loudly when I gave him hand relief
His face went bright red and lept up off my bed after he climaxed !! :o
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A large man who farted very loudly when I gave him hand relief
His face went bright red and lept up off my bed after he climaxed !! :o
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D OMG i would have burst out laughing
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A large man who farted very loudly when I gave him hand relief
His face went bright red and lept up off my bed after he climaxed !! :o
Goodness, did you say anything? I would have broke the ice by chuckling and saying don't worry these things happen. Depends on the situation I guess. Lord knows I fanny fart after being in doggy and change positions. All I can do is say sorry and carry on ;D
Last booking I had was an anal play session with toys (on him) and went really well. He had never douched before so I had to show him how. I wasn't there while he was doing it but heard that familiar sound knowing he had done the job right. Sorry, TMI!
I don't know wether I should be happy or not that I am not disgusted by bodily sounds any longer. ???
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a short middle aged man that didnt look all that but had very good oral skills....im going to sleep well tonight lol
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Goodness, did you say anything? I would have broke the ice by chuckling and saying don't worry these things happen. Depends on the situation I guess. Lord knows I fanny fart after being in doggy and change positions. All I can do is say sorry and carry on ;D
Last booking I had was an anal play session with toys (on him) and went really well. He had never douched before so I had to show him how. I wasn't there while he was doing it but heard that familiar sound knowing he had done the job right. Sorry, TMI!
I don't know wether I should be happy or not that I am not disgusted by bodily sounds any longer. ???
I just smiled at him asked if he wanted a drink when he rushed into my bathroom he declined got dressed and left
He probably won't be back!!
I try to act like nothing's happened rather than draw attention even if it's me doing fanny farts I do get embarrassed by those at times and say ooh I'm sorry..
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I just smiled at him asked if he wanted a drink when he rushed into my bathroom he declined got dressed and left
He probably won't be back!!
I try to act like nothing's happened rather than draw attention even if it's me doing fanny farts I do get embarrassed by those at times and say ooh I'm sorry..
IME just approaching it honestly but kindly might put them more at ease! At least they know it?s ok and don?t need to feel embarrassed themself. I?d explain that we are doing something physical so it?s ok.
Let?s be honest, It?s also kinda funny! It?s not laughing at them but I?d rather it be with them. That?s why it?s best to assess the situation and the person who is with you. I know some regs who I?d be rolling about with laughing if they popped one on my bed, I?d probably telling them off and getting the air freshener out ;D Then there are others I?d literally just have to cringe with as they are not the talkative type but I?m still myself and could maybe get them to crack a smile if I wanted to but I?d most likely leave it :-X
Being professional is one thing but not being yourself is another. It?s not like I?d be getting my party cannon out or anything but you are allowed to acknowledge a fart if you think you are able to, they might even feel comfortable enough to see you again because of how you handled the situation!
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When I fanny fart I just laugh and say "That's the trouble with doggy, it does create a vacuum!"
Sometimes I do an actual fart when I orgasm, I just tell them it's a compliment :D
...Occasionally if I gag on a cock I also fart.
I need to stop eating baked beans for hotel breakfast really.
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Funnily enough, in my last booking I queefed like a champ... I was being fingered on all fours and when I knelt up afterwards, the release was pretty endless. I didn't say anything because hey, it happens, it's just air :)
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When I fanny fart I just laugh and say "That's the trouble with doggy, it does create a vacuum!"
Sometimes I do an actual fart when I orgasm, I just tell them it's a compliment :D
...Occasionally if I gag on a cock I also fart.
I need to stop eating baked beans for hotel breakfast really.
VC you've given me a good laugh this morning!!! ;D
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;Funnily enough, in my last booking I queefed like a champ... I was being fingered on all fours and when I knelt up afterwards, the release was pretty endless. I didn't say anything because hey, it happens, it's just air :)
Doggy does make me queef too... a few weeks ago couldn't stop queefing and I kept laughing saying well, what goes in must come out...It would not stop but he was quite a good laugh so we enjoyed my queefing together.
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When I fanny fart I just laugh and say "That's the trouble with doggy, it does create a vacuum!"
Sometimes I do an actual fart when I orgasm, I just tell them it's a compliment :D
...Occasionally if I gag on a cock I also fart.
I need to stop eating baked beans for hotel breakfast really.
Ha ha! Brilliant!
Never say no to beans. Pizza and beans are sexy time fuel IMO. ;D
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Loving the word ?Queef? lol
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Just back from my first ever booking . I am offering cleaning services in my lingerie for Males only .
I was very nervous but he was lovely and ever so polite, and didn?t once try to touch me .
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For the second pop, he uttered "Fuck yes, get in there, yes!"
I'm not the Everton goal mouth son.
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Fabulous booking he had me squirting multiple times, I am a happy bunny tonight
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Nice enough guy talked excessively about his work,he couldn't stay hard it was so soft and floppy tried everything mouth and hand vibrator stopped 5 mins b4 his booking finished hand cramp !!
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Nice enough guy talked excessively about his work,he couldn't stay hard it was so soft and floppy tried everything mouth and hand vibrator stopped 5 mins b4 his booking finished hand cramp !!
"hand cramp" :) :) :)
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Nice guy but very quiet and left 20 minutes into a 45 minute booking. Was very keen on arse workshop/rimming when booking but literally spent 10 seconds there then wanted to fuck. Said some work stuff had came up and he didn?t want to cancel. Oh well, won?t complain.
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The guys breath was horrid it made me feel sick i encouraged him to so do doggy position for obvious reasons of course he wants missionary while smiling down at me with those black teeth yuk yuk ..
His cock was huge I think I shall take a pussy break ooch :o
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The guys breath was horrid it made me feel sick i encouraged him to so do doggy position for obvious reasons of course he wants missionary while smiling down at me with those black teeth yuk yuk ..
His cock was huge I think I shall take a pussy break ooch :o
OMg. I had similar booking just now. Feel sorry for you xx
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Nice guy but very quiet and left 20 minutes into a 45 minute booking. Was very keen on arse workshop/rimming when booking but literally spent 10 seconds there then wanted to fuck. Said some work stuff had came up and he didn?t want to cancel. Oh well, won?t complain.
Hahaha just realised I put ?arse workshop?.. what on earth is that? ;D
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The guys breath was horrid it made me feel sick i encouraged him to so do doggy position for obvious reasons of course he wants missionary while smiling down at me with those black teeth yuk yuk ..
His cock was huge I think I shall take a pussy break ooch :o
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Always amazes me how men will spend hundreds in a month on escorts but not spend a penny on maintaining their teeth. Some shocking examples smile at us sometimes. Being in this line of work is a sure way to make certain my teeth are always healthy and shining bright.
My last booking was yesterday as not working today. He was a new client and lives in my area but not too close for comfort. An average but pleasant time so not much to report. I think he will return, sometimes you can tell. :-\
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I've been lucky today. My last morning at a hotel on tour and two clients in a row booking strap on.
Second guy booked around 8.30am for a 10.30am booking. When he arrived said he had changed his mind about strap on and could he have GFE. Sure, it's ?30 less. I was disappointed but still determined to give my best service. After 5 mins of feeling my tongue around his balls he decided he would pay the extra for strap on :D
He told me he was wary because the last time he booked strap on the provider clearly wasn't into what she was doing and ended up hurting him.
Let's just say I healed his trauma :D
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Booking taken on AW without conversation first. A usual no-no for me but ad I had nothing else on and it was a 2 hour booking I just went with it. Within half hour of him booking, the time changed from 7pm to 8pm. Ok... I have nothing else so... then he said he will be with me just after 8.30. At 9.10pm and no contact for an hour, and 2 further missed opportunities, I cancelled.
That's how my Thursday's roll... bloody rubbish. Been sat in my sex den dressed up for nearly 3 bloody hours and not a booking to show for it. Arghhhh :-X
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its not so much my last booking but 2 of them......1st punter arrives, he hadnt mentioned hes got Parkinsons...i could handle that but when he mentioned hes got a sore on the end of his knob that keeps weeping i told him I wont be approaching it without a rubber on which he got snotty about....tough titty. got thru the half hour trying to avoid it and off he went....have now blocked his number.
last punter arrives today...gets undressed ,only got one bloody arm. I thought for Christs sake....but heard the words "oh dear,what happened to u then?" coming out my mouth....he said he was sorry he forgot to mention it on the fone wen he booked me. To be honest,I would have seen him anyway and he was a lovely guy and managed my 38ggs very well one handed ! Oh well, will wait till tomorrow and see who it brings through my door......
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Took a risk on a 90minute booking with a new client. Couldn't have gone better! He was good looking, huuuuge penis, very complimentary (always helps me do a better job) and best of all, he bought me 4 pairs of tights! I love tights! Really love it when someone like that comes through after a string of disappointments.
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Saw a client I used to see quite often but hasn't been for months so was a nice surprise. I forgot how good he was at oral. Had me squeeling with pleasure making me cum. Returned the favour and finished me off doggy style. Really made my day and can't wait to see again.
Just love these bookings. Left on time too.
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Really nice client except for bragging about how good he was at RO and the fact he came out of the shower but still smelled of piss. :FF
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Wow this thread is a goldmine! ;D
2 days of reading and I'm still not finished!!
I have one to add.
Recently booked a hotel in South Yorkshire while out with friends...long story short ended up being cut loose and having a hotel room to myself in Sheffield. Decided I should advertise for incalls / as touring given how shockingly awful the Christmas markets were (sorry!).
3 hours pass ... Nothing. At this point I quite depressed about the situation and the day. I decide I'm probably not in the right frame of mind for work. So as im about to give up I receive a text - asking for an hour booking... very little else. I call and he sounds polite, haha why not!?
OMG so glad I went ahead. Now one thing to understand is I don't usually get many Asian men and I have had varied experiences with them. But this bloke ooozed "too nice to be into this"; which is weird as I've never felt that before. Nicely trimmed beard, nerd look with his glasses, great bod ( loved his thighs), well dressed and smelt gorgeous. Started by talking and introducing ourselves but before I knew it we were already 40 mins in! Conscious of time, decided to get things moving by sitting on his lap and kissing. He then surprised me by picking me up and onto the bed where he proceeded with what must of been 30mins of none stop oral - so heavenly that he made me cum (now that's a rarity!!). He noted we were 10mins over offered to stop but given lack any other clients and lack of evening plans I decided fuck it! And thankfully he had the time too! Following all the action and chatting afterwards it must have been 2 and half hours. What a way to solve some depression.
Lovely touch was he messaged afterwards to thank me for the lovely time and apologised for taking up the 2 hours ... Now for some reason I thought it'd be funny to message back saying ... Marry me. :FF got no reply for 2 days and then a reply "registry date booked!!!" ;D
Now might just make some more plans to pop down to South Yorkshire!
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Sounds fabulous Ruby :)
I have quite a nice but demanding guy coming by today !!!
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client visit yesterday
turned out really lovely and wasn't demanding when he got through the door .wanted to wear my lipstick and rip his stockings off lol
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client visit yesterday
turned out really lovely and wasn't demanding when he got through the door .wanted to wear my lipstick and rip his stockings off lol
Hehe! Omg reminds me - ive grown to hate the "rip my shirt off" thing a few guys have asked for. Gets embarrassing when I just can't rip their shirt even after making a cut .... Awkward! Just take your shirt off hun!
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Hehe! Omg reminds me - ive grown to hate the "rip my shirt off" thing a few guys have asked for. Gets embarrassing when I just can't rip their shirt even after making a cut .... Awkward! Just take your shirt off hun!
Hmm... how many guys precisely have asked you for your postcode?
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Sunday some really lovely sexy new clients
Hope they all return again :)
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I started doing 15 min quickies again and saw a regular. A bit of oral on me then quick bj with him pounding away from behind at the end which felt good. Nice quick easy money.
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One of the most physically beautiful men I've ever been in the company of, had seen him a few times a year ago. He ended up staying two hours and told me Im the only person who can give him such intense orgasms ;D was very sad when he had to leave. He was the perfect end to a week of shitty clients.
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Really young guy who had only ever been with one person in his life before me. Lovely guy and gave me the most intense orgasm ever, kinda hope he comes back ;)
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Complete newbie to seeing escorts.
Let?s just say he left very happy!
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Someone I have cammed with loads and get on really well with, great booking, always feel like we've met before when that happens!
The one before, OMG. Spent first half of booking telling me about the failings of another local escort :FF even gave me her username :FF :FF suffice to say he got very little from me!
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A chap who was persistently keen that I should provide "Extras" for a sum of my choice. Told him several times this was not how I worked. Eventually however, he wore me down to spanking his bum and calling his Willy names for twenty squid apiece :D
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Saw a lovely guy I've seen a couple of times before. Mid thirties I think, good looking and great body with a lovely cock, quite thick and big. Booked an hour but time just flew by and lost count of the orgasms in that time. Really intense ones making me very vocal.
Bumped into my neighbour this evening who just looked at me and smiled.
Feeling sore now but luckily was my last client of the day. Going to bed with a smile on my face. Told him next time I might have to pay him.
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Lovely start to my new tour. Client who had booked when I was previously in this area but I had to cancel him as hotel had been keycarded. Very friendly and easy to talk to. Slow build up to BJ, then full service doggy and missionary and he pulled out and came over my tits. Nice chat after and he texted me after he got home to say thanks for a lovely time. So nice when that happens.
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Lovely start to my new tour. Client who had booked when I was previously in this area but I had to cancel him as hotel had been keycarded. Very friendly and easy to talk to. Slow build up to BJ, then full service doggy and missionary and he pulled out and came over my tits. Nice chat after and he texted me after he got home to say thanks for a lovely time. So nice when that happens.
Hope you get more like him VC :)
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Two hours spent with a regular who travelled two hours to see me. Always makes me so relaxed. Favourite client for sure. This is why I really like what I do, hoping the rest of the day will be just as enjoyable.
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Saw a new client on Valentine's who brought chocolates which was a nice touch. Had a lovely juicy cock which I really enjoyed. Booked for half hour but extended for an hour and was a total pleasure. Hope he comes again.
Saw a couple of regulars after which was nice and got flowers too.
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My last was earlier this afternoon and a transgender client I have known several years. It is a role play booking every time and a lot of fun. We always have a very long chat afterwards and she tells me some amazing stories about her life.
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A young, beautiful client, he made love to me,
;) We did it with passion and tenderness
really an hour that happened very fast :P
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A good start to the morning a sexy fit one .
I'm hoping he returns I'm definatly ready for today :)
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Saw a new client who wanted a prostate massage. Never done before but always up for new things.
Wanked him off with my finger probing his arsehole and ended up with cim. Don't think I've had so much cum in one go. Was a real turn on for both of us.
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Absolute nightmare booking yesterday and I wish I could afford to cancel today's 1.5hr booking following on from it.
First of all, the day before he emailed me to confirm the number he should call me on on arrival. On the day, he's emailing me telling me my phone is off and he can't get through. It wasn't off.
After 10mins of pissing about I asked him if he had the right number and sent my number again and he had completely the wrong number ??? :FF
I give him the clear as day instructions to come in, it takes four attempts to get him in on the intercom, after the 4th attempt I answered and asked him what he was doing and he said the door wouldn't open. I highly doubt that but whatever. Why not just ring me and tell me there's a problem instead of just ringing it over and over again so the neighbours can hear and I'm stood here wondering wtf he's doing???
Then he finally arrives at my door, I open it and he immediately starts laughing SOO loudly cause obviously it was HILARIOUS that he'd wasted 20mins of my time being so incompetent. Heck, we may aswell invited all the neighbours to come out and join in the laugh aswell he was that loud!!!! What happened to discretion?! :FF :FF
So I started the booking incredibly pissed off but then sometimes on the rare occasion something like this happens I end up feeling bad cause they turn out to be really nice. Not this one, he was a complete and utter creep just to add to the 20mins of pratting around and did pretty much everything he could that would piss me off.
I'm seriously considering asking today's booking to rearrange now as I've got bookings coming up all weekend and I'm exhausted. :(
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I just had the worst client. Smelly so I sent him for a shower. I start to play with him and his cock stinks and has white stuff all around it so I say it has to be covered oral. He starts arguing. He couldn?t get hard to put the condom on. He stayed that way for the entire booking no matter what I did. I ended up wanking him for 45 minutes straight. I told him I was in pain and my arms were hurting. He just said carry on while he laid there. No help, nothing. With 5 minutes to the end of time I actually wanted to cry. I understand some clients have problems getting hard or cuming but at least help me out let me know what works. It was the kind of booking where I wouldn?t do it again no matter how much money I was given. I need a drink after that!
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You need a strong drink after that one :-X
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Jasmine, you poor thing - you need several drinks after that one!
My last booking was actually lovely. A older guy (40s) which I prefer, with a lovely continental accent & gorgeous teeth (v.important) who bought me a posh box of Belgian chocolates & who was very attentive. Beautiful 5-star hotel, popped in 3mins, 30mins of surprisingly stimulating conversation & then sent me home 20 mins early with my full fee in case I got stranded late night because of the snow.
I wish I could have clients like him every time.
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My lastest booking was with one of my regulars. I have saved his number as "donkey dick". He knows about it ;D He have thickest dick I have ever seen in my life, something like as baby arm. He is happy with oral, wank and playing around. I really enjoy his company and sex but no way I will let him to fuck me. ;D
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My last booking was a heavy smoker. Ever after he showered and mouthwashes, I could taste it, smell it on his hair, smell it coming out his skin.... And he kept stroking my frickingly freshly washed and styled hair!!!
Ewwwww....
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My last booking was a heavy smoker. Ever after he showered and mouthwashes, I could taste it, smell it on his hair, smell it coming out his skin.... And he kept stroking my frickingly freshly washed and styled hair!!!
Ewwwww....
A recent client I saw smoked literally before knocking on the door....bloody stunk and tasted vile! :-X
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Full on hour job with one of my favourites yesterday .
Pvc discipline etc :)
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My last booking kept on rubbing his dirty feet on me which made me flip. Then he farted twice which I had to remove myself and head to kitchen of course with all my items. I would of left but I had 4 hours left. He then slept as the beer took over to which I made my exit after 20mins making sure he is heavily knocked out sleeping. His on my not to accept list. :FF
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Oh I did not stay the full remaining hours as what was I to do sit awake while the dude snores away. I made a run for it. ;)
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Oh I did not stay the full remaining hours as what was I to do sit awake while the dude snores away. I made a run for it. ;)
Good 4 u :) :)
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Nice hotel 90 mins booking
Client spent whole time talking about money and all the high profile wealthy he spends time with yachts and all that
resolved not to drink on bookings, so declined drink which was winking at me whole way through lol
regretted it as I was so bored of the conversation
Smoker and smelt a bit too but easy enough services wise very vanilla didnt last long
would see again but i don't think we really clicked he probably wants someone more impressed by his supposed money/connections etc and I cant really muster up the enthusiasm
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Really great session with a new client very into anal play (on him.) He took direction very well while giving me oral, so to reward him I dressed him in my knickers and dress and fucked him with my strap on.
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A really nice guy who is one of my regulars. Really friendly and a gent.
However today I did find it hard to do dfk as his breath stank of onions!!! I was gagging at one point lol.
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Had a bloke ring a few times today. He was working in the area but couldn?t commit to a specific time so when eventually we could find the right time he cane over.
He wanted a 15min quickie but I?m very specific on the phone what this entails and always mention it. Nothing worse than a boundary pushing git lol.
Anyhow we arrange a time. He arrives. Tells me he doesn?t want to have sex nor oral....great I?m thinking lol however I do like to get things moving on my terms ASAP.
He wants me to wank him.....okay :)
BUT to wank him into his mouth!!!!!!!!!!!! I was curious as to how this could be delivered and also intrigued but the minute he was brought to completion so to speak he rolled into a yogatastic position and yes he came in his mouth with my help of hand.... quite a bizarre experience I must say and I thought I had seen it all lol
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Had a bloke ring a few times today. He was working in the area but couldn?t commit to a specific time so when eventually we could find the right time he cane over.
He wanted a 15min quickie but I?m very specific on the phone what this entails and always mention it. Nothing worse than a boundary pushing git lol.
Anyhow we arrange a time. He arrives. Tells me he doesn?t want to have sex nor oral....great I?m thinking lol however I do like to get things moving on my terms ASAP.
He wants me to wank him.....okay :)
BUT to wank him into his mouth!!!!!!!!!!!! I was curious as to how this could be delivered and also intrigued but the minute he was brought to completion so to speak he rolled into a yogatastic position and yes he came in his mouth with my help of hand.... quite a bizarre experience I must say and I thought I had seen it all lol
Lol I've done this a couple of times and seen it done on cam too. It's not that common but saves clean up as long as you aim it right...
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Had a new client earlier. He was retired recently and all he waned was to feel my tits. He was unable to get it up.
Paid for full hour hour. :D
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First guy fantastic did a booking with hope to get a nice new feedback today .
Great cock :)
2 bookin g lovely guy was going down on him,suddenly the cat bust into the room through the door and ran across the floor.
I apologised grabbed cat put it back in the kitchen and got back on the bed tried not to laugh with his cock in my mouth ,really difficult not laughing lol lol !!!
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First guy fantastic did a booking with hope to get a nice new feedback today .
Great cock :)
2 bookin g lovely guy was going down on him,suddenly the cat bust into the room through the door and ran across the floor.
I apologised grabbed cat put it back in the kitchen and got back on the bed tried not to laugh with his cock in my mouth ,really difficult not laughing lol lol !!!
Oh that could have been SO much worse if the cat had changed direction :o
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So I had this new client. Such chemistry. He was telling me nice things and I allowed him to finger fuck me. Twice.
Which was most action I had since 2017.
They say that you know you had a proper orgasm when it's so powerful that you cry and fart.
Well, I didn't fart.
The session overrun by 2 hours and the fairy tale ended, douchebag stopped telling me nice things, packed up and left feeling like a stud.
When I checked my mobile and discovered 2 solid booking requests for the evening that just passed, I cried again.
Nothing hurts like lost money.
Bitter sweet. That sucks it is why I have a alarm timer on my phone. :o
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Finally a client fantastic technique ,but odd at first and then funny kept calling me darling throughout whole booking .
Spa music on loud to drown out the neighbours noise. :FF
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Yes, bitter sweet it was.
But there was also another side to the story. The embarrassing side.
Somehow I went completely stupid for this guy. As I'm ovulating, I blame my ovaries - they must have thought it's the mating season.
-'What the hell happened to me yesterday?!...' - was the first thought that came to my mind when I woke up the next day.
But then I had to clean the flat, go to the bank, pay the bills and tend to those little mundane things and worries that annoy but keep you grounded.
:)
It happens to us all Sugar - fucking hormones mate! ;D Thanks for sharing though - was a sweet little fable!
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Booking 1. Stunk of BO. Had to insist on a shower and he still stank of BO when he came out.
Booking 2. Had a cigarette just before knocking on my door, refused a shower/mouthwash and kept trying to French kiss but I couldn?t, he smelt like an ashtray. My skin, hair and room stunk of stale smoke afterwards. I?m a smoker myself but I do make an effort to try and mask the smell.
Both nice guys but my nose has took a bashing today.
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A regular client of mine always books for 30 mins but is done and gone after 10 mins. He brought me a bottle vodka tonight. I?m in a great mood lol
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So I had this new client. Such chemistry. He was telling me nice things and I allowed him to finger fuck me. Twice.
Which was most action I had since 2017.
They say that you know you had a proper orgasm when it's so powerful that you cry and fart.
Well, I didn't fart.
The session overrun by 2 hours and the fairy tale ended, douchebag stopped telling me nice things, packed up and left feeling like a stud.
When I checked my mobile and discovered 2 solid booking requests for the evening that just passed, I cried again.
Nothing hurts like lost money.
I am so confused by this. I know, without even looking at my watch, the exact time. It's like my internal clock cuckoos on the hour.
This was exemplified with my last booking today; 2 hour out call. Arrived at 6.01pm, left at 8.01pm. Not consciously, but my internal alarm was bleeping away.
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I am so confused by this. I know, without even looking at my watch, the exact time. It's like my internal clock cuckoos on the hour.
This was exemplified with my last booking today; 2 hour out call. Arrived at 6.01pm, left at 8.01pm. Not consciously, but my internal alarm was bleeping away.
I'm not bad either, always check my watch surreptitiously during RO ( arm blocking my illuminated watch, due to being blind as a Bat in lowlight 8) )
Sure enough, we are 20 minutes from the end and I can ensure that I will be leaving him 'happy', with plenty of time to grope blindly around for all my strewn attire before I exit. ;D
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Managed to stay awake fior my favourite fetish client this morning .
Great guy even did new photos for me in those impossible poses that you couldn't take pictures of yourself in !!
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I have just had the most uphimself c.u.n.t dick fool (Excuse my mouth hee peeved me off)
So this client who was to be down to in in twenty minutes turns up 2 hours late and calls me I keep rejecting his call as my small phone block list is full. He texts asking to still see me, I replied informing him that he is extremely late by two hours and your very rude in not to let me know you was lost (as he claims to have been which is bullcrap) then said I am in a booking so if you can wait til 40mins I can squeeze you in. He said it is ok.
I needed the money as I have to get the train home on Monday. I finished with my wonderful lovely client and rushed to get ready to see this fool.
Fool turns up sort out the paper work he gets in shower and then when he comes out I politely say that I am letting my security know I am ok give me two secs (which I always do with all clients infront of them send message). He was fine.
Nearly done with story sorry if coming on long.
Any-who time comes to the sex did some riding him and he wanted missionary ok fine. He is doing me in that position but his entire body weight is on me and his a crap fukur cant sex. I tell him politely darling your entire body weight is on me I am struggling to breath he gets up and is pissed off. Ohh your crap your rubbish my entire 8 year of punting no one has said a thing. I have a right to speak up if I am in pain or can not breath its all about communication. He goes on to say even in my personal life I have never had a problem.
I did not want a commotion so I said well sorry I have to say if a man is hurting me and you was. He dressed kept on saying you are crap and all time on phone. I was on phone once informing my security.
:FF What a prick. Had to let off this steam.
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Success with a new rubber black cock ring vibrator kept cock hard to completion :)
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Great guy even did new photos for me in those impossible poses that you couldn't take pictures of yourself in !!
Success with a new rubber black cock ring vibrator kept cock hard to completion :)
Really nice to read about little business improvements, very motivating :)
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A nice 30 min client who I was very relived to book after 8 idiots that were creepy or odd sounding + weird sounding and poor sighted that can't read profile .
Quit early as I cant be bothered anymore today :FF
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I took a booking from a guy who I had sold used undies to by post several times. He wanted to have a 30 min voyeur/toy show and buy more undies. He asked if he could choose his undies by going through my draws and picking 3 items at the normal price. I said yes - but unknown to him, I took out all the stuff I wanted to keep! (ie decent and expensive stuff) and left him with oodles of Primark and M&S bikini knickers, old bras and well worn tights (all clean - he normally asks for worn stuff).
He turned out to be a really nice guy - I left him to indulge in my draws full of stuff whilst I made him a coffee - he picked out 3 pairs of knickers he wanted. He was so nice that I broke my own rule and let him finger me and then gave him the bonus of the knickers I was wearing and a pair or tights from the wash basket. He finished himself of whilst rubbing his cock with tights and then rushed off with spunky tights and 4 old pairs of knickers in his coat pocket - he seemed dead pleased. Easy money - I will welcome him back anytime.
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Today nice guy cock bent hard at an angle , managed oral somehow it felt rough like sandpaper and sex with me on top a challenging manoeuvre getting it in !!
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Just had an amazing workout where both of us were dripping with sweat. Had my window open and had me howling like a wolf. God knows what my neighbours think. I'm totally done in for today.
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A nice enough client who wanted me to pretend i was his stepmom. He was half my height so felt like he really was my kid. Role plays always make me want to laugh. Felt silly doing it but he seemed to enjoy it soooo job done.
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A nice enough client who wanted me to pretend i was his stepmom. He was half my height so felt like he really was my kid. Role plays always make me want to laugh. Felt silly doing it but he seemed to enjoy it soooo job done.
Very similar! A "best friend's mum catches me wanking" roleplay. hot scenario and good sex.
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Condom slipped inside me! :FF He hadn't come yet, but when I pulled it out there was a tiny bit of cream on it, but very little.
Im on my period at the moment. Ive read up abit on it and i think i should be ok as my periods are regular and so wont be ovulating for a while yet.
(i hope)
Nice enough client, but that ruined my otherwise nice day.
Argh. :FF
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I'm on the depo provera which means i don't (usually) have periods.
anyway, pleasant enough booking, rode him hard to completion, thought to myself Oooh wetter than usual. Got off and there was just this mess of odd looking brown-red lumpy slime plastered ALL over his balls, stomach, pubes, thighs as well as rappidly deflating rubber :-X
I was horrified and explained about contreceptive injections and apologised a lot. I was so sorry that I even gave him my super fluffy personal towel after his shower instead of one my crappy punter ones.
it was pretty bad. poor bugger
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I'm on the depo provera which means i don't (usually) have periods.
anyway, pleasant enough booking, rode him hard to completion, thought to myself Oooh wetter than usual. Got off and there was just this mess of odd looking brown-red lumpy slime plastered ALL over his balls, stomach, pubes, thighs as well as rappidly deflating rubber :-X
I was horrified and explained about contreceptive injections and apologised a lot. I was so sorry that I even gave him my super fluffy personal towel after his shower instead of one my crappy punter ones.
it was pretty bad. poor bugger
That has got to be a worst one poor you .
I've got up from sex and descovered I'd bleed all over condom ,whipped it off the guy and cleaned the area fast so he wouldn't notice
Then rushed into bathroom washed myself out :FF
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A nice enough regular client, clean, always on time nothing wrong on paper---books me for an hour and wants to dry hump for atleast 40 minutes. ... when he tried to kiss me I cringe. (inwardly I'm screaming and running away) . Nice enough but so awkward.
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I'm on the depo provera which means i don't (usually) have periods.
anyway, pleasant enough booking, rode him hard to completion, thought to myself Oooh wetter than usual. Got off and there was just this mess of odd looking brown-red lumpy slime plastered ALL over his balls, stomach, pubes, thighs as well as rappidly deflating rubber :-X
I was horrified and explained about contreceptive injections and apologised a lot. I was so sorry that I even gave him my super fluffy personal towel after his shower instead of one my crappy punter ones.
it was pretty bad. poor bugger
I’m glad you posted this as I genuinely thought something was wrong with me recently after having the exact same problem. I didn’t even think it could have been my objection! Thankyou so much!
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That has got to be a worst one poor you .
I've got up from sex and descovered I'd bleed all over condom ,whipped it off the guy and cleaned the area fast so he wouldn't notice
Then rushed into bathroom washed myself out :FF
working while bleeding is just the worst. I feel you love
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A hour booking with a big gentle giant he fell asleep after Sex I just let him relax as he had paid and looked very tired. He leapt up and left just 10mins before his time ended!
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2 hr humiliation role play. In which there was strap on gun. So I was in charge for 2 hrs.
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A one hour booking which I had to work hard every minute of it. The guy could not cum so had sex plus oral and hj for pretty much the whole hour. I couldn't wait for it to end.
Also he was massive so I was pretty sore after that..
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2 hour booking;
Trying to put a marshmallow into a money box.....it just wasn't happening! :FF
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My last booking was with a 26 year old cute fire fighter. Had great sex with him ;D And I got some advice on fire safety tips in my apartment! ;)
I'm so envious , lucky you ..do love men in uniforms :)
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Tour is dead here
so when I got a lovely guy just now for an hour I was greatful.
He gave me a great neck and shoulder massage too.
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My first post here :) I am in The Netherlands.
Last client was yesterday before bed time. An incall job for 30 mins. When he came, he was pretty nice but seem to be back from drinking. Was really smelly and I said let's shower together. Still smelly, TBH I couldn't perform my best for the BJ (he didn't want sex), in the end, I did make him happy but before he left, he went on and on about him usually frequenting massage parlours with happy endings (handjob) and it's amazing because he gets a massage as well (€40+€10). I'm like, okay that's great cos there's a service for every market. Towards the end, he was acting a bit rough and shoving it in my throat when I clearly cannot take it cos it's humongous. I almost wanted to cry and asked him to slow down.
Today, I found out in a punter's forum, he said that the BJ was great and I was a nice girl but he would think twice about visiting me again, I was seriously what? I'm fairly new to escorting so I was a bit disheartened but I only felt that for 15 mins then realized he probably think the massage parlour was a more cost effective value cos he gets a massage too despite me offering a different experience. So I suck it up and most of the times, my clients are happy and I have alot of regulars anyway :)
Just needed to let this story off my chest :) Yeah, there are bad days and good days. Nice to share it here cos everyone understands :) thanks for hearing me rant out :)
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Saw a regular who was taking ages to cum so I was giving oral and hand job. I can normally tell when he's gonna cum but lost concentration and ended up with his load all over my new bra.
My fault I know but was peeved and ended up trying to clean the mess.
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Saw a regular who was taking ages to cum so I was giving oral and hand job. I can normally tell when he's gonna cum but lost concentration and ended up with his load all over my new bra.
My fault I know but was peeved and ended up trying to clean the mess.
:FF did you get the cum off ok
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An Italian guy, very passionate and full on, the sex lasted 30 seconds :D
Prior to him I saw a lovely younger guy who was again very passionate and intense but a slower pace. Lots of kissing and mutual oral and when I put the condom on and climbed aboard he said "You're going to need to stop moving otherwise I'm gonna blow right away"
Took it slow, he was done in 40 minutes (of a 1hr booking) but then asked for a shower. After he left I discovered he'd wiped his shitty bumcrack on my one big towel :FF
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:FF did you get the cum off ok
Not quite. Didn't want to rub it in so put it in the wash.
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Nightmare booking this afternoon. He wanted to be humiliated I did the job. He said I didn't humiliate him enough.
The cock would not stay up and very soon refused to get hard.
Luckily it was a short booking. He was uncomfortable and seemed quite sad nervous before he left. :-\
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I had an outcall of three hours with a French couple. First the guy, then the wife wanted oral and to use the strap on. She called me bitch bitch bitch with that French accent.
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Booking I was dubious about thought he might be a time waster as he booked 90 mins as a first booking but oh was I wrong. He went very slowly massaging me and going onto giving me oral this took up almost 60mins of the booking so it was then like a 30 min booking.
One of my nicest bookings in a long while it would have been perfect if he didn't smoke
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Yesterday was a perfect illustration of the highs and lows of our business.
Two successive 30 minute clients.
The first was a Korean "gentleman", short, fat, and smelt terrible, even after a shower, and I was very glad when the 30 minutes was over! :'(
The second was polite, tall, around 6'2", well endowed, good looking German, who sucked me beautifully and then fucked really well. I wish the 30 minutes had never ended! :)
From hell to heaven in the space of a couple of hours.
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2 hour outcall with a lovely guy who had lots of positive genuine feedback. Very laid back guy and not demanding, so was just great, apart from the hot weather - I was melting!
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1 hour meeting with a new older guy seemed really nice clean well mannered just an everyday joe but overly confident all going great I’m listening to my music and doing a shopping list in my head whilst pretending to really enjoy his finger pneumatic probing when he suddenly comes out with this corker
I have to say you’re bigger than I thought and if I’d known I wouldn’t have booked you but I’m glad I did as I’m really rather taken with you!
Gee thanks mate my pictures are all recent and genuine and my size (14) is clearly stated I had to stop myself from saying yes well I can always loose weight but you will always be an ugly moron so I guess we are even. But I let it go and instead bought myself a bottle of prosecco and had strawberries and cream sat in the garden when he’d gone
What a muppet hahahaha
It’s a good job I’m happy with who and what I am instead of belittling other people to make myself feel better
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I just did my first tie and tease.
Thanks to reading about it on here somewhere yesterday I had a bit of a clue.
I was a little nervous but he didn't seem to notice and seemed satisfied. ;D
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I just did my first tie and tease.
Thanks to reading about it on here somewhere yesterday I had a bit of a clue.
I was a little nervous but he didn't seem to notice and seemed satisfied. ;D
I like tie and tease and am always happy to do it as I enjoy it too, the power thing. :) One man earlier in the week asked for t/t but "can we not do the tying please" ?? er yes ok then so you just want the tease! I think I can manage that ::)
Last booking was earlier today and a second visit from him. He was in my notes as do not let stay a second over time because first time round he took the pish a bit with time and I resolved not to let him do it again. Today with him was fine as he had a meeting to go to and couldn't be late.
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My last booking today was with a lovely guy, with the smoothest face I've ever encountered! No face or fanny ripped to bits with stubble for me today!! :D
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Hi all, my last booking has been a few years. I started this topic way back when as Melanie. Quit working this job for a while and had shut down all my accounts. But now my relationship ended... I am contemplating a return. Exciting and scary at the same time.
I would be doing this part time, I have a fulltime civvy job.
Hope to be posting about my ‘ first’ booking soon!
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Hi all, my last booking has been a few years. I started this topic way back when as Melanie. Quit working this job for a while and had shut down all my accounts. But now my relationship ended... I am contemplating a return. Exciting and scary at the same time.
I would be doing this part time, I have a fulltime civvy job.
Hope to be posting about my ‘ first’ booking soon!
Welcome back! :)
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Had a really lovely hotel outcall with an older gentleman who I want to put in my record books as "Greatest Pre-Booking Comms". Two hours flew by and for some reason it was really heartening to see how much he'd had a good time!
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Just met a new client and though he was polite etc it was a little unusual.
Asked for tie/tease and body worship but didn't want to be tied at all. Body worship (my body) meant he didn't really want to touch any part of it other than a very short boob squeeze. Eh? Made it clear he did not want sex or oral, just hand. Asked could he cum at least twice and after being told yes (it was a 45 min booking) he was gagging for a quick first one and then said he felt guilty. I was inwardly sighing deeply as this man could not decide what the hell he really wanted. He asked for suggestions from me but anything I did say was met with oh no thankyou. I got an apology but told him that was not necessary!
Said I am the 4th wg he has met and could not do anything remotely risky as married so that made me feel great. ::) I then got the "this is not really cheating as no sex" line and I have my own thoughts on that one but just nodded in agreement.
He didn't stay his full time and was a nice enough guy, said he will be back and do things differently next time.
Watch this space, we shall see.
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Had a really lovely hotel outcall with an older gentleman who I want to put in my record books as "Greatest Pre-Booking Comms". Two hours flew by and for some reason it was really heartening to see how much he'd had a good time!
Love to about the good ones xx
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Having decided to offer FS , I saw my first client yesterday day evening. I was nervous but I had no need to be because he was lovely with really nice manners and really respectful too . If all my clients are like this I’m really going to enjoy this job :)
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A comment I haven't seen in years who seemed to ask questions like he had been sent to ask them by somebody else.
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My last client was a Chinese guy who booked me for half an hour, he had a huge dick & that’s rare with Chinese guys, anyway he was quite a good laugh but he kept trying to stick his fingers into my bone-dry, sore pussy (on Sunday I had a good few clueless men who didn’t understand, or care, that my vagina was as sensitive as their balls and they kept rubbing my clit and I’ve now got thrush :FF ) until I had to reiterate, loudly, that I don’t allow fingering due to continually getting B.V and if he wanted to rub my clit then he’d have to lube up otherwise it was out of bounds, he was cool about it and said that my ‘poor little pussy’ must’ve had over excited men grabbing at it hence it’s tenderness, he’s absolutely correct of course! Along with my sore pussy, the air conditioning unit, in the room I was working from, wasn’t working properly and as it was so muggy outside yesterday then it makes my work even hotter than it is normally, because of the actual sauna and the fact that the whole business is really small inside then the rooms are cramped to say the least and my makeup sweated off of me and my hair had that ‘just out of bed’ look along with sweat, not a good look! I absolutely detest the heat inside my work, in the winter then it’s the complete opposite as it’s bloody freezing & so we have to use the air conditioner units as heaters as it has different settings.
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I just had a farmer pay me 80 quid to wank in front of me for 10 minutes. Bwahahahaha. That's brightened my day right up.
He's been an absolute nightmare when communicating and I had to leave my civvy job to go and meet him but then....didn't even touch my pussy. Winner!
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A very pretty boy, gym bunny type. Am now convinced he read my profile clearly for any of my 'dislikes' and steadfastly began to work his way through them. He sulked when I questioned him about this and said he simply does everything until told otherwise.
Well, I told him :-X
'Does he go around spitting on people at his Gym also, until they tell him politely not to?'
I know he read my profile in detail as he mentioned other stuff and the 1 negative review I had from years and years ago :(
Also one of those who wanted me to stay longer, but be paid afterwards via bank transfer bollocks..
Definitely one of those who would have got away with murder, were I not a seasoned Pro'...
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'Could you stand up for Daddy?' :-X Umm, you can stop right there.
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'Could you stand up for Daddy?' :-X Umm, you can stop right there.
Oh dear... :-X I had to laugh though! ;D
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Last night's booking is complete eye candy :-*
He's 20's, tall, tanned and good looking. He's a semi reg who I enjoy seeing as I feel flattered he wants to see me!
Anyway, not seen him for a while, I've not been available when he's wanted, so last night i was happy.
It's always the same, he undresses, I blow him and then he fucks my ass. He's a big boy so I know lots of lube is more essential than usual, but, bugger me (literally!) I swear he'd got bigger!!
It took a few deep breaths and blow outs for me to get him in, and thank the heavens he finishes quite quickly.
I swear I was still open a bit half an hour after he left!!!
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Young, slicked back hair, polo shirt and shirts a bit Danny Dyer in the business. Kept his white towelling socks on felt like I was in an 80s movie!
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One this morning was a really good looking, young guy who was absolutely lovely. Kept winking at me while I was blowing him which I found pretty sexy.
Unfortunately the good parts end there. His penis was not working whatsoever, he had just veeted his bollocks but not washed it off properly so clumps of hair kept getting in my mouth, and he left shit stains on my sheet AND covered my towel in brown marks after showering ???
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Seemed completely normal during the booking. Until he asked if he could blow up a ballon in my vagina until it popped, he specially bought them and really wanted to try it.....erm no :FF
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22 year old, fucking beautiful with a massive cock and a really good shag. Visited yesterday and today. Completely my type, dark, tanned, muscley and full body tattoos. Shame he’s a client, I’d be smitten in civvie life
Edit: actually no, it’s not a shame. I get to fuck someone I quite fancy and get paid for it. I love this job ;D
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22 year old, fucking beautiful with a massive cock and a really good shag. Visited yesterday and today. Completely my type, dark, tanned, muscley and full body tattoos. Shame he’s a client, I’d be smitten in civvie life
Edit: actually no, it’s not a shame. I get to fuck someone I quite fancy and get paid for it. I love this job ;D
Yes the perks of this job are fantastico! My last one was the man with the huge cock as mentioned in the Scotsmen thread. Am just about over it now. ;D
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I did an incall to an older guy I have seen a few times. He has a nice apartment on the 5th floor of a new block. They are still building new apartments and houses around the site, so always lots of builders who eye me up when I wait for the buzzer door to open.
Anyhow, got into the apartment and nice guy likes to kiss and undress me on his sofa - no problem with that. I had not actually thought about closing the curtains - 5th floor, no tall buildings, sofa at back of the room and window high up - all you can see is sky.
Anyhow, there was sitting back on his big sofa, looking skywards, wanking his very large erection out of his flies and my tits out, skirt up, knickers to one side and client fingering me -when OMG a builder with builders hat walked past the window and had a good look at all on show. I have never seen an erection flop so fast. Bloody scaffolding outside and the men walk around the windows.
I think client was more shocked than me. He could not get hard and did not finish before time was up.
I'm sure the builder that saw me was the one standing in in the car park.
I will check for scaffolding and draw the curtains next time
Anyone else been exposed on the job????
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HAHAHAHA sorry Samcas but that's fucking hilarious!
I have had similar with a client fucking me from behind with me pressed up against the window, opposite an office block. But in this case it was deliberate as both the client and I have an exhibitionist streak. There was just one guy who noticed and was sat there open-mouthed watching us.
Last time I saw my FWB was in city of London and my hotel room was floor to ceiling windows, facing over a building site. The site level was about 4 floors below my room. I said to my FWB, I've been shaking my tits and arse on cam for 2 days waiting for one of the builders to look up, nothing! He said okay let's give them a show. I stood in the window in my underwear wanking my FWB off with exaggerated movements. Finally a builder looked up! Clocked us, nudged his mates and soon there were 3 or 4 of them peering up at us. My FWB suddenly came over all shy and drew the curtain :FFS
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Afraid to say my client this evening was not very nice at all 🙁. He threw the Money on the floor and said pick it up bitch . As I bent over to pick the money up he kicked me hard on my bum causing me to fall and bang my head on the wall . Fortunately my Husband heard me scream out and the bang and come into the room and told the client to leave .
I dread to think what would of happened if I didn’t have my husband there for my security.
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Afraid to say my client this evening was not very nice at all 🙁. He threw the Money on the floor and said pick it up bitch . As I bent over to pick the money up he kicked me hard on my bum causing me to fall and bang my head on the wall . Fortunately my Husband heard me scream out and the bang and come into the room and told the client to leave .
I dread to think what would of happened if I didn’t have my husband there for my security.
Oh no. I went from laughing my head off at samcas' post, to yours :(
I am really sorry this happened to you and thank goodness you had your husband there!
This is just vile..
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What a piece of shit !! >:( >:( :(
It would be a good idea to report him. Sending you a big hug xx :-*
Oh no. I went from laughing my head off at samcas' post, to yours :(
I am really sorry this happened to you and thank goodness you had your husband there!
This is just vile..
Thank you both .I am going to report him as I am certain he could be very dangerous.
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What a horrible experience (above post) and thank goodness your other half was nearby!! I used to have a client who threw the money down on the bed and I eventually refused to see him again after he did this a few times. He was not violent or in any way like your vile visitor but nonetheless he showed poor respect.
My last booking was at 1pm and a new client. I had him in my phone from last month as not sure as he sounded slightly dodgy when he originally contacted me. Turned up on time and was great! Had the most amazing back tattoos which I will not describe but I was impressed!
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Some people are vile.
My last one - Dominant guy. Quick 30-minute session, took most of that to bind and cuff me lol. Small dick who kept telling me to deep throat him, only so far a small cock will go. He came and that was it. Time up. He's a regular, not sure why he only goes for 30 minutes considering the amount of time it takes to cuff me etc and give me a whipping for being naughty. And of course I'm never good haha knowing he likes to take his time over this.
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Had this young Pakistani lad pay me for an hour, he was quite nice really, said he was 18 (..um..) and wanted to lose his V plates, surprisingly he didn't ask for any discounts, as he was quite good looking to be fair.
As soon as he dropped his pants he was he was rock solid, average size, condom on, he came within a few strokes of being in me. 5 minutes later he was hard again, came within a minute or two. Then rest for another 10-15 mins he was hard again and then he lasted a few minutes or so. I never even had to give him a blowjob.
When he was leaving he asked me out lol, I explained to him I can't and I only go for older men anyway (I'm 26).
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Had this young Pakistani lad pay me for an hour, he was quite nice really, said he was 18 (..um..) and wanted to lose his V plates, surprisingly he didn't ask for any discounts, as he was quite good looking to be fair.
It would be a bit of a nightmare if some escorts started offering discounts to 'good looking' clients! :o Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that.
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Had this young Pakistani lad pay me for an hour, he was quite nice really, said he was 18 (..um..) and wanted to lose his V plates, surprisingly he didn't ask for any discounts, as he was quite good looking to be fair.
To be fair I could have easily given my last booking a huge discount. Not Dom man. I think I should have paid him. Thought he was going to be a tw to be honest with the number of messages today. But no, he opened the door and I thought fuck me, why his he paying. Followed him in, would have followed him anywhere tbh. Spend most of the booking pleasuring me. All he wanted was a very quick BJ, gutted haha would have ridden him with pleasure and not minded if we had gone over.
Jumped into my mates car grinning like an idiot lol.
As I started typing this, he's just messaged me for a repeat performance in a few days time. He just wants to play again.
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Lovely second visit to a chap who's company I really enjoy, but it was what happened at the end that startled me. As we chatted, my personal phone started ringing it's tune in the en-suite and I went to switch it off.
Couldn't find it anywhere! Tried ringing it from my work phone and it was now ringing silently..somewhere..?
He must have thought I had a screw loose as I ramsacked my bag - and his bathroom - of all items to find it, suzzies, lube and condom's flying everywhere..
I left his house and walked around the block to my car.
My phone was plain as day on my driver's seat..and my security buddy had called at the minute I had "heard it" ( in my head ).
I rang my lovely chap to explain. I'm sure he thinks I'm a sandwich short of a picnic. He offered me orange juice to "calm down" ;D :-\
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The young chap who I have seen before. Always have a great time and a laugh.
It's coming up to the end of his time, and he's still got more in him as usual. So he's standing at the corner of his double bed and I'm there giving him a final BJ. All's going well, and I know when he's about to cum so, as usual, I finish him off by hand.
So far so good. Suddenly it doesn't feel right. He's only pissing and cuming.
I jumped back off the bed. I'm now on the opposite side near his pillows screaming at him,
Poor fucker is looking really shocked. And is rooted to the spot. He couldn't stop.
His bed, pillows and floor all pissed on. Even has a puddle around him.
I'm trying to act all professional and mature and all I can do now is laugh. Even now I'm laughing lol. It was so unreal. The look on his face did it for me.
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Spent a lovely half hour with a young black guy who I've seen before and had saved as "Bob Big Cock"
When we got undressed I held his cock in my hand and said "Damn, I didn't remember it was so big"
He replied "Damn, I didn't remember you was so fine"
I normally hate big cocks but he was really gentle. Then he sent me a text later in the day to say thanks. I love getting those.
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Young, friendly African man who just wanted to rub his dick on my thigh for half an hour. Easiest money ever and he left happy :) I love my job
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15-minute booking that was over in 5 minutes. Very naughty location. The ladies toilets :D
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Turned a man into a human sundae, complete with cherries and chocolate sprinkles on top with banana slices to keep the cream and sauces on him.
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15-minute booking that was over in 5 minutes. Very naughty location. The ladies toilets :D
That reminds me one time a regular asked me to give him a bj in ladies toilets of a pub. After we finished I left to meet him outside but a woman walked in. He tried to leave once he thought she was in cubicle but as he left he could see her reflection in the mirror so went back into cubicle as he was too embarrassed. Eventually he snuck out..
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Easy booking for me that didn’t involve any sex or oral . The client booked me for 30mins just wanting me to rub my boobs in his face
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One and a half hour booking, client came twice then fell asleep and snored for the rest of the booking until I woke him up!
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Last Friday, one of my usual long standing clients. Been seeing him for years!
His favourite, secretary look, Cuban nylons, heels, sussies etc! Bless him, he’s a lovely elderly gent, kind and respectful. Everything a client should be. When I dress for him has quite an effect on him! Sometimes he’ll cum just by me rolling the durex on!
But last Friday he managed the full hour with penetration!
One of my favourite clients! Thing I love he always spoils me brings me a box of chocolates and fine nylons! Haven’t had to buy any for weeks :)
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A guy whose feedback was gushing about how a great fuck he was basically. An awesome lover. Very adventurous. Very cute.
He booked for 2 hours and insisted on reimbursing cab fare there and back. I arrived and he even had some gifts for me - chocolates and a bottle of fizz to bring home and enjoy in my own time, and hopefully think about him.
He wanted the girlfriend experience. We chatted for a bit, undressed each other and got down to it. He was very, very attentive. He didn't really want me playing with him as he didn't want to cPlus um to quick. Fair enough, a number of clients want this.
So now he's hard and pulled out a condom. One of those extra large ones, really, really not needed lol. I insisted we use mine because of allergies to his. Plus I have regular sized, although didn't mention this to him.
He couldn't keep it up!! We stopped for a bit and had a chat before trying again. Nope. Got to the point of time up and still couldn't keep it up. I left and re-read the FB to make sure I hadn't messed up who I was with. Nope. Awesome lover etc. We sent a couple of messages on my way home.
Woke up to messages wanting round 2 that day. Another 2-hour booking with travel expenses on top. Arrived and more gifts. Stockings and wine.
Still couldn't keep it up. So now I've earned from 2 times 2-hour bookings, not really cheap. Bottle of fizz, a bottle of decent wine, a very nice book of chocolate and stockings. I've cum more than once. And him nothing.
He's already booked me for tomorrow, well today haha.
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My last booking today was entirely comical but for all the wrong reasons.
First of all the guy turns up and plays the 'left wallet in the car' game then walks out. I gather my stuff and head out for a breather and I run into him walking back towards my room in the hallway... he really DID leave his wallet in the car! I nearly fell over with shock. Then I realised that in my annoyance of his walkout I had left the room without my keycard so now I can't get back in the room and he's standing RIGHT THERE patient as anything.
Cue me running through the hotel to get another keycard that wouldn't work and then running again to sort it out, finally get in the room and I'm out of breath, sweaty and positively frightful. He says I'm the most beautiful thing he's ever seen, hands over my fee and the booking begins.
It was without a doubt the most mortifying start to a booking I've had since I came back to the game.
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My last booking today was entirely comical but for all the wrong reasons.
First of all the guy turns up and plays the 'left wallet in the car' game then walks out. I gather my stuff and head out for a breather and I run into him walking back towards my room in the hallway... he really DID leave his wallet in the car! I nearly fell over with shock. Then I realised that in my annoyance of his walkout I had left the room without my keycard so now I can't get back in the room and he's standing RIGHT THERE patient as anything.
Cue me running through the hotel to get another keycard that wouldn't work and then running again to sort it out, finally get in the room and I'm out of breath, sweaty and positively frightful. He says I'm the most beautiful thing he's ever seen, hands over my fee and the booking begins.
It was without a doubt the most mortifying start to a booking I've had since I came back to the game.
Lol I’ve accidentally locked myself out of hotel rooms loads of times! One I always recall is one several years ago when I was on a tie and tease job!
I’d already cuffed him up and had him positioned him on the bed. I was dressed pretty sluttish as per his request but then he requested could I put my boots on. Was totally my fault, he’d asked me on the booking. I’d forgot and in the excitement he hadn’t noticed. “Damm” I thought I left them in the car.
In a hurry I rushed down and you know where this was going! Sheepishly I went to reception and not looking like your average resident I was aware of the attention I was receiving! Obviously too I was carrying a pair of black pvc boots I was desperately trying to hide behind my back!
Anyway I got a replacement and thought “let’s just get on with this”! Then it got worse lol!
Reception hadn’t activated the key properly so I had to repeat the process again! Then again! Was so embarrassing! They offered to send somebody up to take a look. Not best of ideas when I had a client cuffed, blindfolded and stiff on the bed! As he was already restrained there was no way he could let me in. I was panicking!
Third time lucky! Exactly same as you! Hot, flustered lol. Told him I deliberately made him wait to tease him! He bought it and it was a good couple of hours work in end :)
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Lovely time with a cute 19 year old young man(Very mature for his age). 30 minute session, no FS just me playing with his cock. Sat him down in my nice comfy chair, got on my knees and alternated between titwank and bj. He was sweet asking politely if he can finish on my boobs. I reply in my naughty voice saying "mmmm lets see how much of my tits you can cover honey". His eyes light up! I tell him to let me know when he's close, so I'm DTing planning on taking him out of my mouth when he's about to cum. The young lad was so turned on he came SO fast and SO hard without warning. It went straight down my throat and I was forced to swallow. I NEVER swallow for clients. But I acted like I ment to do it for his sake. I gave him a wink and a smile, walked him out of the door, in absolute disbelief I just swallowed a 19 year olds load (I'm 41) 😊. The worst part is he kept thanking me because he's never had a girl swallow for him before, hes only seen it in porn not real life.Hopefully when he comes back he won't ask for that again!
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Lovely time with a cute 19 year old young man(Very mature for his age). 30 minute session, no FS just me playing with his cock. Sat him down in my nice comfy chair, got on my knees and alternated between titwank and bj. He was sweet asking politely if he can finish on my boobs. I reply in my naughty voice saying "mmmm lets see how much of my tits you can cover honey". His eyes light up! I tell him to let me know when he's close, so I'm DTing planning on taking him out of my mouth when he's about to cum. The young lad was so turned on he came SO fast and SO hard without warning. It went straight down my throat and I was forced to swallow. I NEVER swallow for clients. But I acted like I ment to do it for his sake. I gave him a wink and a smile, walked him out of the door, in absolute disbelief I just swallowed a 19 year olds load (I'm 41) 😊. The worst part is he kept thanking me because he's never had a girl swallow for him before, hes only seen it in porn not real life.Hopefully when he comes back he won't ask for that again!
Do miss the younger cutie :) I’ve just posted similar in thread regarding younger clients. All my regulars are 30 plus now :(.
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2 for me Friday and Sunday. Both my regulars:)
First my older gent; the lingerie lover! Full works, ff stockings, suspenders, heels etc. Tease, gentle suck, sex. Lovely guy. Always gifts me with a pair of fine of stockings after. Bought me a lovely pair.
Sunday another regular. Takes or leaves the stockings, heels thing; so as it was hot and I wanted it simple just dress trousers and a top. Effective and easy! Just straight onto sex (cowgirl), even made my climax which was bonus!
So good weekend overall with some pocket money!
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Really happy and relieved first client after all the time off.
Lovely man hour booking I told him he was the first in a while as I'd been away. I he came quick as I was bit tighter than usual bit sore even with lube but I'm back on track :)
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One of my gorgeous regulars. Gorgeous 6ft odds, 40"s silver fox. Always wears a suit. Has his belly button pierces. Oh my goodness he is a beautiful man. Just comes for an hour's body worship and blow job. I could worship his body everyday no problem haha
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A regular of mine. We always meet first for a coffee somewhere nearby. We have a pastry, coffee and a chat. Nice and relaxed. Back to the hotel where he gives me a shower, he showers himself after I get out. He's very careful to not wet my hair or face.
The time is then spent chatting and him pleasuring me. Towards the end, he will wank himself whilst pleasuring me.
Back in the shower where he again washes me.
Three hours minimum and he always brings me gifts.
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An obnoxious, rude, annoying twat who was blocked the minute he left!
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Thankfully it wasn't a full hour booking.
The dirtiest place ever. It was really disgusting. Walked through the door it was fine, led into a living room and wow. Asked me if I would like a drink. Declined. Went to the bedroom and thankfully better. The bathroom, I couldn't use. Not sure when it had been last cleaned.
Never left a place as quick. He was thankfully clean.
Went home. Hot shower and scrub.
He's one I wont be seeing again.
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A very standard booking, completely nice and unremarkable except..
..at the end as he sat up to answer a call, I bent to kiss his cheek before heading for the bathroom. Caught him unexpectedly mid-burp ( his ) and got the full force of his last night' meal. Well, I'm assuming it wasn't his breakfast? -Garlic/meat/onions/herbs...
Early on a Sunday morning it took all my mental strength not to throw up there and then.
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A very standard booking, completely nice and unremarkable except..
..at the end as he sat up to answer a call, I bent to kiss his cheek before heading for the bathroom. Caught him unexpectedly mid-burp ( his ) and got the full force of his last night' meal. Well, I'm assuming it wasn't his breakfast? -Garlic/meat/onions/herbs...
Early on a Sunday morning it took all my mental strength not to throw up there and then.
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Eughh! I can stand some icky messy things in this job but that is horrible.
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2 hour strap on session. My thighs are throbbing. Who knew how exhausting it was to slow fuck from a man's perspective?!!!
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He wanted me to fuck him 'speed bump' in a 'loving and intimate' manner..... :-S but may look into a rocking xhair for other matters!!
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To be fair, he was an utter dream in comparison to the 30 min I had before him who insisted on licking his fingers (with very smelly breath - so smelly saliva) then rubbing my nipples before running his filthy hands through my freshly washed hair (which I purposefully tie back after they arrive to avoid such situations). Give me sore thighs over saliva hair any day! I swear, it's as if some of them think up the most annoying thing to do to us, then do it, just because they think they can.
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I had a Londoner today who happened to be in my area as a one off for work and am I glad I booked him in?!
I had a good feeling about him when he contacted me and was hoping I’d be able to fit him in and he didn’t half deliver. Perfect client and he said if I ever travel down to London to contact him and he’s sure he’ll find a way to get to me ;D
He was tall, good looking, held a really good conversation, had a great laugh with him and great in bed too. Loads of fun!
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Yesterday’s was awful I need to have a quick whinge about this one. Must have been 50 odd nearly 60
, was polite enough and clean and the likes but pulled down his trousers and said “ooohh look at that!!!” “Do you like big uns?” :-X
Then he was asking, do you enjoy what you do? Are you turned on easily?
I couldn’t even lie, all that came out to the last question was ermmm not really, corrected with erm yes a bit. What goes through their heads ???
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A seasoned punter but an odd one. In every aspect, he was the ideal client until the end.
I arrived and he was welcoming, polite, jolly and chatty. We had a bit of a chat and got down to it.
20 minutes later I'd finished him off and I popped to the bathroom quickly. Came back and it was like he had a personality transplant.
He seemed really pissed off about something. Told me he was finished so I went to get dressed. Came back out, chatting to him but he was giving short monotonous answers.
Asked him if he was ok - yup.
Asked him if he was basically sure we were finished - yup.
Got my stuff and left. Only thing I can think of is that he wanted the oral/handjob to last the full hour and i finished him too soon. But still, his problem as that's why I offer shorter bookings.
Going to be interesting to see what FB he leaves me now on AW
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A surveyor who was in the local area. Very posh, quiet and very passive. My thighs are burning! He left 15 minutes early, ideal x
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In my experience, clients who ask for more than one shot are either a) genuinely premature, and need to get a quick one off so they can enjoy the rest of their time, or b) like children at an all you can eat buffet. Eyes bigger than their stomachs. I’d say %80 never recover from the first in time, but out of respect for group a, I tell clients that if they can manage two shots in their time, more power to them!
I took a booking from a man the other night who wanted two shots, and I gave him the same response “If you can manage it, that’s fine.”
He books me for half an hour, and I can tell he is nervous, which is not unusual. I give him the exceptional massage and happy ending that I always give. The second he squirts (We’re 25 minutes into his 30 minute session), he jumps off the table and starts dry heaving like he’s going to vomit. Then he starts pacing back and forth hyperventilating.
I ask him if he’s ok. He says “I think I’m having a heart attack.” (Keep in mind he’s fit, and looks about 25 years old). I say, “Ok, calm down, you’re probably just having a panic attack.” Then he goes “ But MY LEFT ARM is going numb, I’m having a heart attack!”
I’m registered in first aid, and I tell him to sit down and let me check his pulse, and if he is having a heart attack, he will need to calm down because hyperventilating isn’t going to help. I check his pulse and it’s perfectly fine. I ask him if he needs some water or aspirin.
“No, no“ he says, “But I was not able to have my second shot because I’m having a heart attack, so you should give me some of my money back!”
It took ALL of my willpower not to burst out laughing. I calmly explained that that’s not how it works, and offered to call an ambulance or drive him to the hospital myself.
After several requests for a refund, he finally concedes. “Fine, but your rate was 150, and I paid you in $20 bills, so I need $10 back.” At that point I let out a little chuckle and said “Honey, I’m not a McDonalds, I don’t keep a stack of $5 bills lying around in case someone needs change! It just doesn’t work that way!” (Keep in mind, he is still clutching his chest and
acting like he’s dying, all the while wasting precious life and death minutes haggling over money.) He won’t leave so I say “fine, if it’s really that big of a deal, take 20. I honestly don’t have change for you.”
He looks at me horrified, looks at the 20, looks at me, back at the 20, turns on his heel and flees out the backyard like Scarlet O’Hara.
Three hours later, he texts me “I am at the hospital. They are taking me for an ECG. How could you LAUGH at me while I’m having a heart attack?!” (If he were actually having a heart attack, no hospital in Canada would make him wait 3 hours for an ECG) “What kind of a terrible human being are you?!?!”
Of all the b/s clients have tried to pull on me over the years... THIS tops them all. I give him a 10 out of 10 for commitment though. 😂😂😂
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V, that is my new favourite story!
I was going to post my own but really it wasn't that interesting 🙄
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2nd time I've seen this client. Books a hour stays 20 mins. Only wants a hj. Nice a simple. Although the weird thing is I asked him where he wanted to cum expecting the useral.... Nope not this time.... he asked to cum in sink. I wasn't gonna argue lol
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Forgetting about the TW who I have put a warning about.
One before. Young French guy. And omg he's gorgeous. We only got around to some mutual oral as he had to cut the visit but insisted on paying for the original booking, and a bit extra for the inconvenience. He'd been trying to book me for a few days, and really glad we could get a bit of time together. As I left I heard the words I will be in touch (most of the time its' bollocks)
I hadn't even got home and he contacted me for a long booking, apologising for having to cut the visit short. :D
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Lorry driver who I've seen many times before and who always books if I'm near the M/A1.
Comes for a quickie, 5 mins oral on me, 5 mins oral on him and then he cums on my face. I was a bit annoyed yesterday as he got cum in my hair. but hey better than my eyes!
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A guy who as I was wanking him over my feet, tells me he loves to wank and cum over his wife's feet while she is asleep in bed! :FF :FF :FF
I did not know how to reply.
So many levels of wrong! Imagine waking up to that?
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A very short 15 min with a guy who felt he had lost himself.
Said he rowed with the wife before hand.
So paid to watch me lay down use a toy and fake orgasm for him.
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A very confusing meeting I dont know if I got done or he got done or we both got what we wanted.
Very nice polite man smiling saying he works nearby he is on the way to work then he says if the service is good he will come back after work.
He hands me the money goes to the bathroom to wash.
I have 50 not 80.
I say I do not do quickies that is clear on my ad.
He didnt read my ad a man he works with told everyone im great go see me so he did with 50.
He apologised gave me the rest out of many pockets and £5 notes
He repeated if the service is good he will come back after work.
Made me feel like a performing puppy but I ignored it.
Very nice man overall.
5 minutes later it was all over we were chatting he says that was my last money I will have no lunch.
I offered him £10 back and talked myself out of offering him a sandwich I have in my fridge is he leaves quick.
He was dressed in seconds and away wth £10.
So I got £70 for 10 minutes he got £10 back and repeated he will try to come back tonight I said nothing
Maybe hes getting paid tonight who knows lol
I may start doing quickies he was very nice and I am very confused :P :)
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I may start doing quickies he was very nice and I am very confused :P :)
I think you're both happy so win-win?
I love quickies. If you offer them as oral-only service, you could upsell to full sex for your normal half hour rate. And the oral-only guys usually pop no later than 5 mins, IME.
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I think you're both happy so win-win?
I love quickies. If you offer them as oral-only service, you could upsell to full sex for your normal half hour rate. And the oral-only guys usually pop no later than 5 mins, IME.
I might give it a go but others tell me the 15 minute guys wont leave and are weird.
I might experiment as Im not in my usual place and see how it goes.
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I might give it a go but others tell me the 15 minute guys wont leave and are weird.
I might experiment as Im not in my usual place and see how it goes.
I've never had that experience with a quickie. Well yes some weird guys but then any length booking can be weird. In the last year I can't think of a quickie guy who's over-stayed. I generally do at least 5 per week.
I only work in the daytime and early evening though, maybe night time guys might be drunk or strung out on coke.
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I've never had that experience with a quickie. Well yes some weird guys but then any length booking can be weird. In the last year I can't think of a quickie guy who's over-stayed. I generally do at least 5 per week.
I only work in the daytime and early evening though, maybe night time guys might be drunk or strung out on coke.
I have been in scotland a couple of weeks not one man has tried to overstay they are great.
In Ireland they take the piss big time wankers - some not all but some I have had big fights with to get them out of my room, they beg and sniddle (I made that word up) horrible advantage takers.
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Not great :(
He has been phoning since yesterday with times he is coming.
He said he will be here at 7 or 8 I said ring when you know for sure.
He rang at 8.30pm I will be there at 10pm.
I said if you are going to be early or late phone and tell me he agreed (long journey )
At 930 he calls im here :(
Tell him to wait I was just stepping into the shower.
i call him back 10 mins later he comes in filthy.
He looks me up and down and says I am staying 15 mins. I say you didnt see quickies on my profile I dont do them, he has a few £100 in his hand says he wants a quickie I say alright £50 but its a blow and go he agrees.
He gives me £50 I say you can go get a wash bathrooms in here.
He says your going to get a wash?, I say no, you are going to get a wash.
He comes back undresses toilet paper falls out of his underwear, he says he used it to dry himself.
He asks is it £10 more for sex :FF I say no you wanted a quickie I smile all the while im being very nice because its late at night and he keeps asking have I been busy and creeping me out and i want him out of here quick.
I have my mouth full he keeps asking me questions, have you been busy have you done well here.
He keeps trying to grab boob I avoid.
I got £50 for 15 minutes its a good deal but I need to know thats what he wants before he comes in.
I wouldn't have waited for him had I known it was 15 minutes he wanted, it is not on my profile and he knows it.
Trying to get sex for £10.
They dont get it, dont scare us and dont come for 15 minutes without asking first or it can not be fun.
Quickies are ok if they tell us first imo.
That was my first one that I allowed to stay but I didnt like getting caught off guard.
I did ask on the phone but he avoided replying very sneaky.
And the kicker - he kept saying as he was leaving that was great I will be back!!
I have to get used to £50 for blow and go is better then £80 for so much more to some.
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Just had the most irritating 15min booking.
Guy is being given hand relief and asks my name.
At this stage it's too late to care..
I look up to the ceiling he said I was weird.
Glad he left. Just cancelled a idiot wanting a twice Cum in 15mins what planet are these people on.
Pissed off princess yours is just as bad :FF
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Lovely client I've seen once before. Didn't even get to take my knickers off. Started a sloppy BJ which I sensed he didn't want to stop, so no sex! Chatted about bands and music for the half an hour left of the hour booking. He said the BJ was a ten out of ten, result x
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Met with a punter who had tried booking me last month but it had to be cancelled last minute. Was out of there within 40 minutes, he'd booked me this time for an hour, last time was for 15 minutes and paid me for both sessions. He was very, very happy with the service and booked me in for next week ;D
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Booking that never actually happened. I opened the door to the potential client. He looked at me saying I was attractive, but he can’t go through with it because my boobs are too big :FF.
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My last punter had a stocking fetish and wanted mild domination, which involved me teasing him with my stockinged legs. I really enjoyed it and it was a nice change from doing other services.
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My last client looked like my ex but better looking haha. He looked like a ginger muscular Tarzan (sooo my type), I always seem to meet men I would be attracted to and date outside of escorting, painful haha.
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Client Arrived bang on time for a 30 min booking earlier (guy in his 50s who I had seen once before). .He was friendly and had bought me a bottle of my favourite wine. I received oral for about 2 minutes and he then tried to put a condom on but couldn’t get hard (he struggled last time too). He then just asked me to wank him off and he came within about 2 mins. We made a bit of chit chat and then he left after only being there for 15 mins and has booked me again for next week. Easiest booking ever and he was a nice guy. Wish all my bookings could be like that but they rarely ever are
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Just had a booking with a lovely sweet polite considered gentleman. As soon as I opened the door he said . Thank you for accepting my booking and without me having to hint . After his shower he came into the room and said do you mind if I give you oral first please . I said that would be lovely. His licked me nice and slow , not like some lap dog . Sex was good too with him saying is that ok for you please say if you prefer a different position. He even asked at the end of the booking if I’d enjoyed myself because he liked the escort to have an enjoyable time too .
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Travelled to a pain in the arse location in London. Got caught in traffic and arrived late. Kept punter fully informed and he was very understanding. Finally arrived, did what we did and left. All perfect and had some very nice toiletries for a shared shower.
Several hours later the texts started and how he would like another fuck. So said about the next time he's here might be able to arrange something, he's around for a few days. Asked if I meet the same guy often, gave a standard answer. Next morning, texts again but made it clear that my day off and when I'm back to work. Still standard texts and a few questions, which I expected as he's new to hiring escorts.
THen it came, do you meet for fun. :FF No.
Radio silence for several hours, which wasn't a problem.
Then another text to book me again before he flies out.
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My last punter had a stocking fetish and wanted mild domination, which involved me teasing him with my stockinged legs. I really enjoyed it and it was a nice change from doing other services.
mirrors exactly one of my regulars last week! He supplies me with a lovely pair of expensive nylons and I tease him to orgasm without penetration.
Immediately followed on to another client who appreciated I kept them on. Made me orgasm too which was a bonus. Gave me a generous tip too.
So all in all good few days!
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Fab sexy Italian guy lots of fun who said he wasn't going to write feedback but just told me instead how he felt after the booking ;D
My first decent one on Tour so far.
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Boring as f**k. Devoid of all personality. A dinner date too. Will not be seeing him again.
Seen him six times previously and with each booking got increasingly dull :FF
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He told me his regular lady let him read private section on a mens forum but would not say who.
Turns out he snuck into her laptop when she was out doing something in the kitchen or bathroom, she did not log out of her account.
He is not going back to her.
Log out or hide your laptops or phones he was really upset when he saw.
I get the feeling he booked to vent but I managed to get him happy.
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He told me his regular lady let him read private section on a mens forum but would not say who.
Turns out he snuck into her laptop when she was out doing something in the kitchen or bathroom, she did not log out of her account.
He is not going back to her.
Log out or hide your laptops or phones he was really upset when he saw.
I get the feeling he booked to vent but I managed to get him happy.
Well he is a cunt for using her laptop and her property, that's none of his business touching that. She is silly for leaving it there but he is out of order doing that.
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Well he is a cunt for using her laptop and her property, that's none of his business touching that. She is silly for leaving it there but he is out of order doing that.
Completely agree but have to let others know to watch their things.
Log off or hide.
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Nice to me but bit drunk. Cock was bleeding, I asked him if he realised he said he didn't know how it happened to hmm
so I put on a condom for hand relief to be on safe side . He didn't last then aid he felt sick and cleared off.
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Nice to me but bit drunk. Cock was bleeding, I asked him if he realised he said he didn't know how it happened to hmm
so I put on a condom for hand relief to be on safe side . He didn't last then aid he felt sick and cleared off.
??? :o
Was it seepage from sperm that was bleeding or he had a cut
Maybe he was with a Very Hungry Escort before you and she saw sausage and chewed?
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Completely agree but have to let others know to watch their things.
Log off or hide.
Hide, definitely!
My last booking was a lovely guy staying in the same hotel as me, very convenient as he wanted an outcall which I don't do in hotels! Great fun, loads of chatting and time flew by, not often that happens. The one before was an odd guy, sounded a bit backward on the phone but was very polite and friendly although spent all 15 minutes staring right at me, a bit disconcerting!
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Was it seepage from sperm that was bleeding or he had a cut
Maybe he was with a Very Hungry Escort before you and she saw sausage and chewed?
Cock was bleeding from a small cut on foreskin
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Saw a new client today who seemed bored throughout no matter what I did. He was completely silent during sex and when I was giving him oral which I always find a bit disconcerting (plus he took forever to cum too). And when I was trying to make conversation and cuddle up to him towards the end he was lying there like a plank of wood and giving me one word answers. When he left I felt deflated as assumed he’d not enjoyed his time with me and would leave me a negative review.
He’s just left me feedback now saying it was the best booking he’s ever had and will never forget it. He then emailed me to book again for next week. So weird!
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Your post reminds me of my one before last and I’ve had a few of those.
Proper graft aren’t they. Really earn my money during those sort of bookings.
I haven’t had feedback from them though, or repeat custom. Nice to know you did though :)
My last one was an hour long hotel incall with a young lad who wouldn’t stop laughing. He laughed at my every utterance, well nervous. That was hard work too. He basically laughed at everything to the point where I worried I wasn’t going to be able to do my job properly, or indeed at all, so just said I intended to crack on, which I did, he soon got into it.
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Fucking hot. He asked me "how flexible are you" and I gave my standard answer "I'm not a deckchair love"
We proceeded to have sex in a variety of positions that wouldn't have been possible from a standing start
Very intense.
Then went on to do 3 quickies, so you know, physically intense but not emotionally.
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Booking was fantastic. Nothing unusual happened.
Walking through the hotel and bumped into a regular who works there.
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I turned up to his boutique hotel slightly early and he was still enjoying a pint in the bar. I was mortified when i suddenly realised he had led me in there to collect it, before we went up to his suite.
All eyes in the teeny bar ( size of a small living room ) turned to me and my huge bag. He ordered me a diet coke and in a booming voice, In front of the Female barista ( and the 10 people engrossed In this turn of events ) introduced himself, told me he was from Reading and asked my name.. :-[
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Friendly, polite guy in his 40s but he had a tiny dick that would not get hard no matter what I did. It was the size of my thumb and completely flacid as I sucked on it and wanked it for about 45 mins non stop. He was lying there writhing about the bed with pleasure when I was doing it and saying how good it felt :FF
He then insisted I put a condom on it and ride him even though i told him it wouldn’t be possible. I couldn’t even get the condom on him and I was starting to lose my patience by this point as we were getting close to the end of the booking time. He eventually agreed to me just wanking him off but he remained completely soft and never came. The circulation in my arm had completely gone so I told him the booking was finished and there wasn’t anything more I could do.
He seemed happy enough and left me a good feedback but I won’t be seeing him again as it was exhausting!
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Really hot guy very sexy cocky confident told me I'd like to see him again.lol
Then proceeds to ask why I blocked him this morning. For the life of me I don't recall blocking anyone earlier but embarrassed to be honest.
Said he had called it was engaged then called from another mobile it then got hold of me.
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Friendly, polite guy in his 40s but he had a tiny dick that would not get hard no matter what I did. It was the size of my thumb and completely flacid as I sucked on it and wanked it for about 45 mins non stop. He was lying there writhing about the bed with pleasure when I was doing it and saying how good it felt :FF
He then insisted I put a condom on it and ride him even though i told him it wouldn’t be possible. I couldn’t even get the condom on him and I was starting to lose my patience by this point as we were getting close to the end of the booking time. He eventually agreed to me just wanking him off but he remained completely soft and never came. The circulation in my arm had completely gone so I told him the booking was finished and there wasn’t anything more I could do.
He seemed happy enough and left me a good feedback but I won’t be seeing him again as it was exhausting!
Sounds like a nigel
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Young lad was postponed after failing to confirm on time via text. He was only 4mins out but a longer booking came through so thems the breaks.
He took it well and came later on for a 30 appointment, during which he sniffed me a bit, fingered me, went down on me then sport fucked me silly. Spuffed within 10mins and laughed about how quick he was. I offered a kiss and cuddle but he shot off with a big grin on his face, confessing he’d abandoned his vehicle at the front of the hotel, hazard light on!
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Was it seepage from sperm that was bleeding or he had a cut
Maybe he was with a Very Hungry Escort before you and she saw sausage and chewed?
OMG I just laughed so loud. That should be a book title. The Very Hungry Escort.
Or in my case when I'm hungry - The Very Hangry Escort.
Oh thank you for making me laugh so much!
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You know when you think the client ia going to be a pain but you're wrong?
Was last minutes which i don't like so asked for 25% more and an uber, i honestly thought he was a joker or address collecter.
The uber came (obvs i already had his address) and he looked like mo farah. Honestly one of the hottest guys ive ever fucked for work or pleasure, and a real sweetheart too
I've only been back at work 2 weeks and seen some lovely guys, plus loads of tips, so I'm a very happy bunny right now ;D
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He was a first timer. Text me saying he just wanted to cuddle ... I was very dubious but had nothing else in! Turned out he did just want to cuddle. We watched the news for half an hour then he left ... ;D
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Just had a bloke who booked on AW.
We didn’t click really in the booking. He was one of those people who like ‘cuddles’ apparently but was anything but in action. He proceeded to have me in a headlock ( not literally lol but similar) and was playing with my clit in an effort to make me cum but it wasn’t happening.
I went down on him and he wasn’t getting hard.
He said it sometimes happens but could tell he was getting annoyed with me!
Anyhow I gave him a massage and I’m quite good at massages and he was grumbling. Wanked him off in the end and he came.
Session over started cleaning him up. He then started chatting. I’m normally quite chatty and friendly but he wasn’t responding during the session.
Went on and on going on about his career in banking as a trader years and years ago....amongst other stuff.
He then went on about his golf club as she was growing dressed then announces after using my bathroom that he wouldn’t be leaving feedback (!) to be honest he was the one insistent on putting a booking through in the first place... he said it wasn’t a reflection on me but the session wasn’t that great!!!! No shit Sherlock lol
To be honest I try my best in all bookings and to be honest I try and salvage something from a booking if I think it’s going south but I was just not feeling it from this bloke when he walked in. Sometimes I prefer it if they walk If they don’t like you
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A reg who I am going to have to dump.
There's something I cannot quite put my finger on recently. Shame really as he meets weekly. Books for a couple of hours insists on paying full rate, in total work takes up about 45 minutes, the rest is chat. When I'm on, he's fine and still wants to meet for oral and books one-hour instead. Sometimes gives me gifts. But something isn't quite right and I've come away the past 2 times feeling like that. So time to go.
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Lots of kissing. Too much. First time I've actually felt so grossed out by it because it was like a fetish, continual kissing. Other acts too but so much kissing to the extent that it's really put me off.
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A reg who I am going to have to dump.
There's something I cannot quite put my finger on recently. Shame really as he meets weekly. Books for a couple of hours insists on paying full rate, in total work takes up about 45 minutes, the rest is chat. When I'm on, he's fine and still wants to meet for oral and books one-hour instead. Sometimes gives me gifts. But something isn't quite right and I've come away the past 2 times feeling like that. So time to go.
Trust your gut for sure. This job has really taught me to trust my instincts.
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Had a brilliant booking with a gorgeous man! Wish they were all like that! Even got a generous tip!!
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Sat and watched the football and drank tea then an hour in the bedroom!
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I had a reg who always buys me fetish outfits to dress me up in. I kind of feel like a weird doll that he dresses and undresses :-S but I never need to buy any new fetish wear!
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Trust your gut for sure. This job has really taught me to trust my instincts.
Oh I always go with my gut. Hence he's gone. It's not worth it.
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Nice fella for one hour outcall but the condom burst.
On reflection it was ill fitting as he was quite big plus I should have lubed but didn’t.
My other error was to shag him using the same condom after OW
Feeling pretty stupid right now. :-[
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I had a reg who always buys me fetish outfits to dress me up in. I kind of feel like a weird doll that he dresses and undresses :-S but I never need to buy any new fetish wear!
Lol know that feeling! But if it keeps me in stockings, sussies, & work gear, even though sometimes I lie there feeling like an adult barbie doll I grin, bear!
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Lovely guy, 30 minute booking bought me a bottle of wine.....and a lottery ticket!!!!
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Young guy. Quite attractive. Dropped the "I'm not a desperate 50yr old sex deprived old man" Had sex for 1.5 hours continuously, me on top mostly. Made no sound during the act, seemed like I was torturing him. Left exhausted both physically and emotionally. Not a good booking!
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Rattled me like a wannabe porn star, had stick a cold can if pop in my pants after him. He wants to book again Monday :o
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Yesterday afternoon a new client and what I would describe as the perfect booking. Half my age and one who is heavily into mature women so we got off to a great start! He just wanted me to be in control and allow him to worship and pleasure me. Happy to oblige! I do hope he returns.
I have met a few one off clients lately who I will not accept again if they try, so one like yesterday is quite refreshing.
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Nice Guy this morning wanting to stay longer. Great touch too.
I want the great feeling to carry on :)
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A client who tried to ram his tongue deep into my ear
Nothing makes me cringe more but I have never know what to say other then to move so my ear is out of reach - then I read here someone saying they cant stand it because it tickles.
I told him not to and I said its too tickly and he stopped right away!!
I was so pleased :D
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Booked a quickie, upgraded himself to a half hour on arrival. Yes thankyou!
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Nice looking guy but I don't offer cum and so guess what he does Cum yuk. Weird tasting wondered why and surprised I wasn't sick on him :-[ :-X
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Slightly odd fella. He must have been late 30s at least but he had this elaborate fantasy about his mum fucking his best mate, and told me his mum is late forties. He then later said he'd been to my hotel before, he brought his mum here for her 50th. 🤔
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Nice looking guy but I don't offer cum and so guess what he does Cum yuk. Weird tasting wondered why and surprised I wasn't sick on him :-[ :-X
you should have made sure to be sick as much as possible all over him creep
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Had an absolute ball last night with a 60 odd year old client who booked me for a third hotel outcall.
Snogged him loads and let him kiss my tits quite a lot. Fingered me a bit then missionary shagging followed by doggy to finish him off. It was a right laugh.
Booked 90mins but was done in an hour. He defo wanted rid I could almost smell the guilt somehow. Sends me off with a crimbo tip, bless him.
I then sit on bus home wearing a big cheesy grin.
Funny as. I love this job.
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He said he didn't mind if I gave Oral with or without and I stupidly ( lazily ) opted for OWO.
Big mistake. He was regularly depositing some foul tasting pre-cum :-X
I delved into my bag for strawberry lube and drowned his cock..to no avail :-\
Wiped him down, condom firmly on, "So I can go nice and deep for you"...
Attached a private note in my phone against his number; 'Beware of The Manky Cock'
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Did something different today - I thought I'd done most combinations of sex activities but this one was new on me. Entirely the idea of the client who described what he wanted when he booked.
The client request was to take me anally whilst I had a buzzing vibrator in my vagina. Strange feeling at first with a cock sized vibe in the front and clients big cock in the back. He had a big cock and I have never felt so "full" when having sex - he did not last long but it actually felt good and I would have climaxed if he kept going for another 30 seconds. Maybe one to try with my BF at Xmas!!
Anyone else done this??
Sammy (with a slightly sore bum!)
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Did something different today - I thought I'd done most combinations of sex activities but this one was new on me. Entirely the idea of the client who described what he wanted when he booked.
The client request was to take me anally whilst I had a buzzing vibrator in my vagina. Strange feeling at first with a cock sized vibe in the front and clients big cock in the back. He had a big cock and I have never felt so "full" when having sex - he did not last long but it actually felt good and I would have climaxed if he kept going for another 30 seconds. Maybe one to try with my BF at Xmas!!
Anyone else done this??
Yes. I charge extra for anal. Not something I promote and not something I promoted when I was working full time. I have one regular who enjoys it from time to time; he’s not overly endowed and is gentle so it’s not a strain on my bottom. So long as I’m lubed up and he takes it easy (which he knows to do) it is usually pleasurable. Same as you, if there is a toy in me or he fingers me at same time I have orgasmed. Most of my regulars go for vaginal sex. But for the people I trust I will participate and the extra fee comes in handy as well!
Sammy (with a slightly sore bum!)
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Last weekend. All nighter travelodge Tewkesbury.
Regular client. Lovely guy, very genuine. Took for dinner too!
Vintage lingerie request; paid extra to Dom me, softly blindfold, gag me. Made me cum during one session and in the morning tipped me generously!
A lovely bonus just before Xmas :)
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Had probably my best booking so far. A really polite gentleman that makes escorting an absolute pleasure. I would love to be able to recommend him to ladies in the West Midlands
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The bed ruined it very nice hotel everything very classy
Then the bed OMG the noise
He stopped. I dont blame him the whole bed was squeaking not even a thing of moving to a different bit but he was really going for it
First client here now having to figure out what to do
Might be quieter for a less forceful client fingers crossed
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The bed ruined it very nice hotel everything very classy
We had a thread about this ages ago but I can't find it.
Depending on the sort of bed it is, sometimes getting them going across it rather than from top to bottom can help? If there are loose joints you can try shoving bits of cardboard in the gaps, or wedging a pillow down the back so it doesn't move as much :)
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my first blind client...charming
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He said he didn't mind if I gave Oral with or without and I stupidly ( lazily ) opted for OWO.
Big mistake. He was regularly depositing some foul tasting pre-cum :-X
I delved into my bag for strawberry lube and drowned his cock..to no avail :-\
Wiped him down, condom firmly on, "So I can go nice and deep for you"...
Attached a private note in my phone against his number; 'Beware of The Manky Cock'
:-X hate that cum
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Young and super sexy yum oh yum
Makes me nostalgic for my youth
So sweet and polite real ambassador for young clients
The one before him was ugly and a cheeky look and go
Mister young and slick came when needed :D ;)
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Young and super sexy yum oh yum
Makes me nostalgic for my youth
So sweet and polite real ambassador for young clients
The one before him was ugly and a cheeky look and go
Mister young and slick came when needed :D ;)
It’s always lovely when you get a booking like this. When you get a bit older always lifts your spirits when you get a younger client who you can turn on and who gives you a buzz :)!
Most of my clients are older now but when I worked full time it lifted you when you got booking like this, especially if the preceding clients had been complete knobs or where you just led back and just got on with it. Always lifted my spirits:)
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A new client who I thought was another time waster and address collector. He said he'd arrived and got my door number then seemed to have switched his phone off. He knocked 15 minutes later apologising that his battery had gone dead and he'd realised that he had insufficient cash and had to go and get some. He brought me a bottle of red and a bottle of white wine, a box of chocolates and two scratch cards that I won £4 on and paid me for the extra time. :)
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Lovely gent who never overstays by even a minute.
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Lovely gent who never overstays by even a minute.
Best practice, perfect punter :)
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My last booking (and first in a long time)...genuinely nice, polite older guy. A fair bit overweight. He left a POO STAIN on the sheet >:( >:(
I couldn't notice any smell at all, so at first I thought maybe he'd somehow cut the back of his leg or arse cheek...but it was defo poo lol. He also noticed it, and was SO apologetic and embarrassed, I felt bad for him...still gross though!
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Older gent, clean, polite, great client. Thankful for when I get an easy booking!
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A builder, straight from work they're always polite and clean...showered, washed his hair and everything!
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A builder, straight from work they're always polite and clean...showered, washed his hair and everything!
Had this yesterday and all i can say is more of the same please!👍
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Nice and polite guy who bought me a bottle of champagne as a gift. He was quite overweight and had a strong whiff of stale piss down below even after his shower so I didn’t give him any oral during the 2 hours. He seemed quite happy going down on me for most of it and also wanted to chat a lot about his holiday plans for next year. All in all it was ok
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An outcall booking to the clients home . The door was opened by I would say by looking at him in his 70’s. I went in and could hear someone upstairs. I asked him who was upstairs . He said don’t worry it’s only the wife having a bath and she won’t be down for at least 30 mins , I said I want my money back as not happy about doing it with your in the house. He gave me my money back telling me the last escort he saw thought it was fun knowing his wife was upstairs not knowing.
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A really lovely young man, really polite and considerate and not bad looking! He left early as he had to pick someone up from the airport, and couldn’t stop apologising for rushing off.
Perfect, more please.(only problem was I discovered I had an extremely squeaky bed!)
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Dreadful booking that I cut short because even after he’d had a shower, he stank of Bo. The final straw was when I saw the skid marks on my bed . I gave him half his money back and asked him to leave . He asked me what he’d done wrong . I told him that he was unclean and needed to learn to wipe his arse properly. He told me to F off and would leave me a negative review ::)
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An outcall booking to the clients home . The door was opened by I would say by looking at him in his 70’s. I went in and could hear someone upstairs. I asked him who was upstairs . He said don’t worry it’s only the wife having a bath and she won’t be down for at least 30 mins , I said I want my money back as not happy about doing it with your in the house. He gave me my money back telling me the last escort he saw thought it was fun knowing his wife was upstairs not knowing.
It's so strange...how long was this job for Charm?
(If he came in 3o secs might be worth it lol)
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Dreadful booking that I cut short because even after he’d had a shower, he stank of Bo. The final straw was when I saw the skid marks on my bed . I gave him half his money back and asked him to leave . He asked me what he’d done wrong . I told him that he was unclean and needed to learn to wipe his arse properly. He told me to F off and would leave me a negative review ::)
I had one put on tights at his request
He left skid marks on the bed through the tights!!!!!!
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An outcall booking to the clients home . The door was opened by I would say by looking at him in his 70’s. I went in and could hear someone upstairs. I asked him who was upstairs . He said don’t worry it’s only the wife having a bath and she won’t be down for at least 30 mins , I said I want my money back as not happy about doing it with your in the house. He gave me my money back telling me the last escort he saw thought it was fun knowing his wife was upstairs not knowing.
I would like to think I would be adventurous and try that for a laugh but i know i would be freaked out it could have been anyone upstairs.
I would have left too.
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I would like to think I would be adventurous and try that for a laugh but i know i would be freaked out it could have been anyone upstairs.
I would have left too.
Me too...to be honest.
...his evil twin who's never left the house..... :o
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Just had a 2 hour booking with an overweight man with a very small penis who took forever to cum. We were literally shagging and doing oral for about 1 hour 50 mins non stop and I was EXHAUSTED by the end of it. He also had shit breath and kept wanting to do missionary with his whole body weight crushing me.
If I hadn’t had needed the money today then I would have cut it short and got rid of him.
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My last booking was a 30 minute role play. He came in his pants and trousers after 5 minutes of chatting and spent 10 minutes in the bathroom cleaning up, then left!
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It's so strange...how long was this job for Charm?
(If he came in 3o secs might be worth it lol)
It was for an hour but I just didn’t feel comfortable knowing his wife was upstairs, I suppose I could of given him a quick hand job
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You were right. ;) So not worth the risk...
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Lovely guy. Came for 30 minute booking but came within 5 minutes.
He was so embarrassed but laughed about it for about ten minutes while chatting then he left
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Great guy did a film clip and private gallery shots for me this morning as part of his booking. He didn't want to Cum too quick! :D
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Does phone chat count?
A regular who could not get his payment method sorted out so I chatted him yesterday and he paid today.
Counts as a last booking as he was the last to pay 8)
Comes in 5 minutes for 25 euro :P
Im disgusting on the phone ;D
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Really good travel booking :) currently in the hotel in Milan and keen to return back to the UK!
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Paid nicely then had 20 minute shower which suits me great as he eats up his hour while I sit planning my evening...I gave him his 40 remaining minutes to the second. He'd warmed himself up by sending me some daft sext ending in-'...then blow my big load', which guarentees they're crap performers. Traits of OCD, autism not sure what exact combo, but I'm not interested in him returning.Ever.
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I felt booking went well with a new client until after he had gone , and I had discovered that he filled the toilet full of toilet roll ???.
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2 hour booking. Client ive seen before. Nice enough guy, young, asian, conversation is a bit awkward because I have to repeat myself every time I speak, and I don’t always catch what he says either.
Can’t remember the first time we had a booking very well, but I’ll definitely remember this one : he used half a dozen condoms before ‘finishing’ round 1, filled my room bin with soggy clumps of tissue, then flicked through the tv channels and asked me to make him a coffee while he rested before round 2, don’t mind him having a coffee as the housekeeping will replace them in the morning, BUT he (and I tell no lie) used all four of the sugar and milk packets I had for the day, AND both the non-decaf coffee packets. Just me, or is that a bit cheeky??? :o
Then when he was ready for round 2, once again went through another half dozen condoms and managed to finish off what was at the start, a whole roll of tissue... as well as insisting he needed to wash and dry his hair before leaving.. running over by about 10/15mins.. then in the bathroom I realised he’d filled that bin also as well as the toilet without flushing.. def one I’ll remember and learn from, the main lesson learnt being to hide my sugar milk and coffee hahahah ☕️
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All bonkers plums ringing this week and I refused everyone. Then decided to turn phones off and have a walk.....but couldn't resist picking up as I stepped out the door. Mr tall, hot dude, 90 minutes massage and a bit of a blowey, rent, council tax and advertising sorted. Wish he stayed longer :P :P :P
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Ah I needed a good one because the last two bookings weren’t so enjoyable.
60 min hotel outcall in home city. Lots of kissing and cuddling. Struggled to get hard. Sorted himself out. Anointed my chests. Lasted 32 mins then he banished me through post coital guilt. Probably.
On bus home.
Love this job.
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2 horrific bookings, first guy made various last minute requests for his half hour and finally arrived 10mins late, he was clearly super nervous. Offered him a shower, he said no as he had one at the gym half hour before. No problem for me, he smelt and looked fine....that was until his boxers came off. Eurggh!! Pulled the foreskin back and a cottage cheese surprise with pissy pubes and a shitty arse.
Got a wet wipe out (i never do this as a rule as ive heard its painful and normally unnecessary) but thought, you know what, im actually really pissed off. I spent an hour getting ready and he cant even wash his cock. I made it clear it needed more than a wipe.
Sent him into the bathroom to wash...came out and he was cheese free but covered in a rash where he had obviously not cleaned there in a long while.
I heaved and got him to finish super quick without putting it near me. Dirty bugger.
2nd guy was a guy who I saw last year and had to blacklist because his manky gooey cock and his acidic armpits were unbearable and I was too shy to say anything.
Forward to this morning after he uses a new number and Im crap with voices. Open the door and low and behold its my worst nightmare and often thought about as THE worst client I've ever seen, but i'm needing the cash desperately and hope he's sorted himself out, he's here now, why not. I was so wrong!
He had a 10 min shower (surely he used the soap and deodorant?) leaving black fluff everywhere, towels smelling like sweat, dumped on the floor and still a clumpy curdled cock and pissy balls swaying near my face. I wet wiped him till he was red raw, refused owo and after the hour, collapsed on the floor asking why I do this to myself. Still can't get his smell off me.
Please say tomorrow is full of clean respectful men who wash properly.
Disrespectful twats.
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Daily grind
That's just vile. I'd need a strong drink afterwards :-X
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I had my first booking in 25 years! Foot fetish gentleman. Young bit shy and quiet. He gets to doing things to my feet but never stops watching sports on the TV. Right at an hour, he had been checking time through out session, he announces I'm good you can go. Hope I see him again. Haha
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Late notice massage, polite, atheletic quite fanciable but he left a tiny not nice gift on the massage paper :-X
But I can't take the crown of disgusting clients from Daily. How you did those jobs is beyond my darkest nightmares. ???
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Tinder date turned very generous client. Went home after date and he called me back covered uber 40 min each way, 4x. Spent over 1000 and I got half.
Easy dinner, uber tabs covered, highest paid date, ever. Left 45 min later. Great night. First client I've had to go all the way with. I'm officially an escort.
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My last Outcall was an overnight in a castle, dinner in a dungeon and access to the spa which we did the next morning before leaving, bed wasn't comfy though.
Was really nice and with a semi regular so pretty comfortable and I'm not obligated to jump him all night which is nice.. ;D
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A 2hr booking with one of my favourite clients :)
Role play hostage scenario and plus finished with food Sex lol. Do like a raspberry pavlova :)
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Rough, smelly and started up a conversation about kids mid spooning. Threw him off me and told him to sling his hook.
What was meant to be my last booking cancelled because he didn't like that the front doors to the buildings were closed when i said they would be open...he assumed I was dodgy. Arggh. Hope tomorrow is better as im fully booked. I pray they are at least somewhat 'normal'.
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Outcall booking at a hotel, client was nice and somewhat handsome, definitely works out,...ended up showing me a bunch of pics of his guns afterwards, he had an entire arsenal back home, still nice client though
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Outcall new client gave me clear instructions to enter his house lock the door behind me get unchanged downstairs and go upstairs where he would be in the room with the only door open laid naked with a blind fold on, he said be gentle with him I could talk or not talk and I could take the blindfold off or leave it on, it reminded me off 50shades of grey was my best meet to date, sex was good really good looking guy left with a huge smile on my face ;D
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Non stop shagging for a whole hour with sweat dribbling on my face from him and trying to kiss me covered in salty sweat.
I'm going back to bed to wake up again and pretend it was just a bad dream :FF
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2hr booking, lovely gent in his early 20s. I normally avoid youngsters due to their pre perceived ideas about sex from porn, but he was an absolute gent, slow paced and gentle.
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Had this truly awkward client, poor lad was so nervious, apparently his first time. I don't usually see younger clients, but he lied about his age. No problem with shower or donation, but still felt awkward as he was just so nervous. Said he would finish fast so he asked beforehand if we could do it twice and I agreed as I generally let it happen naturally if it happens. But because of his nervous rambling(although I enjoyed the convo, I knew he wouldn't have a lot of time left if it kept going on) and trying not to finish too fast, we already spent good 50 minutes as he finished once from oral. And I let him know of that and he dejectedly said he would leave. I felt bad, but as I would try to kiss him and let it progress, he would pull back and start talking about this or that and he wanted 'pause' three times during oral for like few minutes each so he wouldn't finish too quickly.
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A very long session with a very unresponsive client.
I am catatonic now. :P
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I had one of the most awkward sessions ever today. I nearly cancelled it as I’ve hardly slept the past few nights, but also hardly worked so felt I had to.
It was excruciating, conversation was sticky at best. I kept nearly ending it and giving some money back. I soldiered on, and actually towards the end he relaxed and it was marginally better.
But I wouldn’t see him again!
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Snap! I also had a energy-sucking-vampire-corpse client and I really really wanted to send his ass home. Is it full moon? I usually refuse older clients.
He's in his 50s and they usually have a bad attitude, moan, complain, incapable of listening or following instructions. Manopause? Failing hormones? But he seemed to have enjoyed the service and bowed as he shook my hand. ??? Spunk smelt fishy, looked like thick yellow phlemy custard you could stand a spoon in, is that old backed up stuff? :(
But had 2 lovely cuties before him so can't grumble. :P :P :P
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He’s been messaging me since October last year for a booking. ‘Are you working this evening? / can I come see you tonight? “ that type of message.
It’s not ever lined up timing wise until tonight.
Expected him to be your bog standard 30min booking (if there is such a thing, hopefully you know what I mean).
However... he was SO NERVOUS, I mean extreme newbie jitters. I’m used to nervous guys but this was something else. Typically after some small talk and a couple compliments they’re relaxed.
When he came in he stood with a face like he’d just been told his dog had died or something. I made light small talk, he gave me next to no emotion or response. Awkward silence before he eventually handed over the fee.
I asked him several times if he was okay and he explained he was nervous, I jokingly said “don’t tell me this is your first time...haha”.
After about 10mins of body stroking and my trying to ease his nerves, he was still sat fully clothed on the bed. I hinted maybe we should take some clothes off.. which he did.
His face by the way, was the same sad look, and his voice and responses where almost depressed/upset sounding.
I figured maybe he was feeling guilty, but tbh that’s not for me to deal with. He turned up. Been asking for months. Clearly not a whim decision let’s be real.
During HR I asked if he was okay he was very tense in his body language, to which he replied “just not sure about all this”. I tried jokingly saying “bit late”, and eyed his dick that was in my hand...
Of course I asked him if he wanted to stop and said “it’ll be okay”.
He finished after about 2mins of HR, and I asked my usual post ‘finish’ “you okay” with a smile..
He just sighed again, like he was really sad!? as if he hadn’t just orgasmed?!
Once I’d wiped up, I sat beside him and put my hand on his thigh (he was still lying down), he immediately tensed up and said “I’m going to leave this there, (as in the booking, not my hand), yeah, that’ll be alright actually”.
I tried reassuring him, said no rush, was there something else you’d enjoy? But nope ..
Obviously I didn’t stop him leaving. In and out in about 15minutes, suits me fine. Lol.
Ive never had a client THAT nervous/guilty, or leave with such a sad air about them. I feel second hand guilt and sadness right now myself. It’s awful. :FF
Have you ever dealt with anything like this?
How would/did you manage to calm/relax the most nervous client you can imagine ?
Thanks xx
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We aren't paid to fix needy, dysfunctional or abnormal clients. It’s not our job. They are damaged goods when they arrive. They can be an unhealthy emotional burden for us. Ruining our mojo for the next client, the entire day or week.
I’ve continually tried being, friendly, sympathetic, cheery, jokey, reassuring, talking to them for up to 15 minutes to relax them. (It comes out of their time, not mine.)
-asked why they're here, their expectations
-asked if they have guilt issues
-asked them to list their top 3 anxieties about the session
-asked them what’s the worst that could happen
-asked why they’re afraid
-explained the law regarding adults and SW services
-hugged one or two to physically jolt them them out of their depressed ‘state’
-held their hand like a little kid
I decided from now on, after today's 'corpse client', not to give energy-suckers special helpings of ‘nice’ treatment and to complete the session in polite silence. I mimic their behaviour, being vague and avoiding eye contact till the session's over. I don't ask them anything or comment on anything. It seems to work well. I don’t want their custom again while there are nice balanced clients who feel good about themselves and make us feel valued.
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I'm kind & patient up to a point. They'll usually say they're nervous & my response is, "I won't tell you not to be nervous bc I think that's patronizing, but I will say that YOU are here for a good time. I'm going to have a good time regardless, so hopefully that makes you feel more comfortable."
I've found that quite successful, but ultimately they have to deal with their own demons, smh. One thing I find so incredibly amusing is when they come in & start off the conversation with, "You're probably wanting to know why I do this."
Nope. Not at all. Don't care. Oh, you're going to tell me....okkkkk *sigh*.
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Young guy in his late twenties or early thirties. Booked for 2 hours and just could not stay hard, I hate these types of booking as he seemed to think it was my fault and I needed to put more effort it!!! This was after 45mins of playing with his cock in varies ways and multiple condom changes and attempted penetration.
He cam across as very nervous and also confessed to watching a lot of porn! So no Sh*t you are not going to get hard like when you watch porn!
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Horrible booking that seemed to last an eternity but was only 45 mins . He slapped me across my face because I refused to do OWO because he was not clean and refused a shower. He kept saying I was fat and need to go on a diet . I am a size 12 with 34DD boobs and consider myself curvy and certainly not fat . My husband is normally in the house but wasn’t this time .
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Charmaine, sorry this happened to you this is an awful attack...if you feel ok to report or need help reporting?
You're welcome to PM me if you like
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Horrible booking that seemed to last an eternity but was only 45 mins . He slapped me across my face because I refused to do OWO because he was not clean and refused a shower. He kept saying I was fat and need to go on a diet . I am a size 12 with 34DD boobs and consider myself curvy and certainly not fat . My husband is normally in the house but wasn’t this time .
That's horrid way to treat you. Hope you blocked him I'm guessing
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Angry & upset ~
In nearly 4 years, 1st time I've had a client leave VISIBLY angry🙁.
30 minute call, $175. Had asked about Greek. Sent to my website. Not talking about that thru texts. SPECIFICALLY sent link about Greek (it's an additional amount). Maybe he didn't open it; can lead a horse to water, etc etc.
Had spoken on phone, asked if he had any ??s like I always, always do, he says no.
Session starts, he attempts Greek, I nicely ask WTH he's doing.
"I understood this was included in the services."
Sure, for an extra amount. That's on my website.
"You realize that ppl don't memorize 5 & 6 pages of your website, right?" (this was after complimenting me on how well it was done, so, okkkkkk....)
My reply was if he had ??s, when we'd spoken on the phone, why had he not asked then?
He then storms into the bathroom, yanks the condom off (he hadn't popped yet & I DID feel badly about that🙁), washes up, gets dressed, says a very clipped "Thank you." & stalked out.
At NO time in the texts did I say Greek was included in the $175. I just don't know what to do. They say they go to the website. What am I supposed to do, quiz them on it?
This is really bothering me, no so much bc I'm sure I'll get a bad review somewhere from it, but bc a client left unhappy. But I know it's not my fault!!! Argh!
Could I get a cyber hug please? *snif*😢
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Had asked about Greek.
SPECIFICALLY sent link about Greek
he attempts Greek
At NO time in the texts did I say Greek was included
For anybody baffled by the above, it's US-euphemism speak for anal. As I discovered the first time I worked over there and couldn't work out why I kept getting (and deleting) bizarre emails asking about 'trips to the Greek Islands' :D.
As for the punter described above, round our way we call them twats.
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TY Amy & yes, sorry. As my byline says, still learning the slang here.
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TY Amy & yes, sorry. As my byline says, still learning the slang here.
Oh, that's OK! Every time I see it it reminds me of opening those emails, thinking 'these people are fucking nuts - why would I give a shit about what they do on their holidays?' and deleting the lot in disgust. Thankfully somebody told me before I wrote off the entire trip ;D.
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TY Amy & yes, sorry. As my byline says, still learning the slang here.
Sorry this happened Celeste. He sounds like a horrible prick who DESERVED to leave early and unsatisfied!
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What a nasty, controlling jerk Celeste! They leave a nasty taste don't they. From what you say vetting in the US is more involved than here. And you ask for online footprints, Linkdin details etc Hopefully you can blacklist or warn others anonymously so he can't pressurise other providers? I wonder if you have provider noticeboards or forums to enable this?
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After the mornings time wasters trying their April fools day pranks :FF
I took a booking from the loveliest guy for an hour..
Fingers crossed I could get another 2 before I finish today. Mind you that could easily be wishful thinking. I've nothing in the fridge at moment it's distracting me
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I saw a tall guy with a jumbo sized cock this afternoon. By that I mean I had to use the size condom one size up from extra large.
It was a half hour booking and he was clean and nicely dressed. Large frame.
I did a good bit of sucking on him before he did anal (always protected) and it did not take long before he climaxed.
A good booking all in all. He even rolled up on time! Amazing lol. I was pleased he did not wish to visit my pussy also as some of them end up having all 3 orifices in the half hour (they are greedy). Which is why I tend to be fairly busy I guess. The less faff involved in the booking the better for me after all ....
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A new grumped older, 55, proffessional guy who told me to 'get on with it' while I was explaining his massage options >:( I know in exactly 45 minutes he'll be smiling, oozing charm with lots of 'winning' eye contact and I'll be his bestest friend as he cums. Like clockwork, so predicable...'ohhhh such beautiful skin'.....'oooh so gorgeous'. Well, that's not how it goes when you're a rude pisspot to the person holding your noob. He gets downgraded to the rubbish, non-eye contact wank.
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The loveliest guy very nervous couldn't get hard.
I had to do a little tlc which worked wonders.
He'd lost a lot of confidence clearly :'(
He told me after he hadn't wanted a relationship just to get a non complicated session.
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Its been quiet lately, but the last one was definitely one of the best ones!
Late afternoon booking, really couldn't be arsed, but I sucked it up and got on with it. Outcall, to a swish building in my home town, expected the usual, older guy, height domination, height comparison, etc, etc.
Got there, txt to say I had arrived, incoming call appeared on my phone, I thought ~Sigh~ "They are cancelling last minute"
I was shocked to hear a particular accent and quite young (be still my beating vagina), he buzzed me in and went up the lift, I still didn't have hope that this was going to be a straight forward outcall.
Arrived at his door, only to be greeted by a VERY attractive man in his 30's. Me being me, I thought "There still must be a catch"
Nope! 3hrs of conversation, followed by 1hr of intense sex!
I have to admit when I saw his cock, I did shed a tear of joy Hahaha! It was huge and he knew exactly how to use it!
He's hoping to book me again soon :D (Here's hoping!)
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Amazon Woman ~
Yay! Always so nice to have the unexpected fun time!👍🏻🙌🏻👌🏻
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Booking with an order gent, came on my tits then as I was about to reach for the wet wipes he began to luck it up like a dog licking an empty food bowl :-X
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Annnnnd....I'm done with my yoghurt🤢😂. Saints preserve us🤦🏼♀️!
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Booking with an order gent, came on my tits then as I was about to reach for the wet wipes he began to luck it up like a dog licking an empty food bowl :-X
I'd charge him an xtra £30 for that. ;)
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1hr outcall to a local hotel, great convo and banter from the off. Lots of filthy fun, extended and paid for longer. Absolutely lovely guy. Provided lovely wine and we even sat on bed and ate fish and chips lol!
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TY Amy & yes, sorry. As my byline says, still learning the slang here.
"Greek"
I have always known this referred to anal but have only once heard it from a client in ten years! :)
My last booking was a nice man I have met half a dozen times but he always books 45mins and I have found in the past a struggle to keep to that time with him. Today was the last straw and I know it should be down to me and I did jokingly tell him to give me his s***k when time was running out but it was coming up to 60mins when he finally got there.
I am determined not to let that happen again.
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"Greek"
I have always known this referred to anal but have only once heard it from a client in ten years! :)
My last booking was a nice man I have met half a dozen times but he always books 45mins and I have found in the past a struggle to keep to that time with him. Today was the last straw and I know it should be down to me and I did jokingly tell him to give me his s***k when time was running out but it was coming up to 60mins when he finally got there.
I am determined not to let that happen again.
Its stuff like this why I have a alarm as I would be pissed off that a client paid me 45mins yet got a full on hour out of the 45mins rate. It is not the first time his done it to you. If not cum with the time up they can extend top up pay more otherwise leave with a loaded spunk balls.
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I said it was a struggle to keep within his 45mins but he has not gone as far in the past as he did today.
I would not use an alarm but don't want to give the impression I am like this a lot and with other men. A few times I have stopped clients who just could not finish and they have gone home balls still bursting. I have not asked them if they want to extend time and they have not asked so to me it is saying they are the men who want more time for their money. No way.
With one or two regulars though I allow a bit of free overtime as there have been occasions when they have gone with time to spare so it is a bit of swings and roundabouts.
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Wonderful outcall with the nicest Scottish guy EVER! I'd seen him before during the week and liked him so much I overstayed by half an hour each time. I NEVER, EVER do that! But I wasn't going to have other bookings that day, so I thought why the hell not! These types of guy are hugely rare, so I made the most of him ;D
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Offered to stay longer for my pleasure if I had no one else coming as he likes to give pleasure of course no mention of payment
Had a lost look like a drowning man desperate to please
Recent break up and drowning from the looks of it
Still texting Im turning my phone off
Cant handle other peoples desperation Im desperate enough myself :)
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A quick note to all workers - journos and clients can read this this board if they're capable of making a number of seemingly legit posts. I
recently had a nasty email via AW from a client who had identified himself in a post.
My most recent client: blow and go, he was done in 7 mins. Good start to Easter Saturday/420.
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I assume nothing anywhere is private all can be screen shot and shared
I do post quite a lot with a sting knowing clients are reading and hoping some may learn from what we post
Hope all ok with you xx
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A quick note to all workers - journos and clients can read this this board if they're capable of making a number of seemingly legit posts. I
recently had a nasty email via AW from a client who had identified himself in a post.
My most recent client: blow and go, he was done in 7 mins. Good start to Easter Saturday/420.
If using a completely different name here and no area identifiable how can they find us ?
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If using a completely different name here and no area identifiable how can they find us ?
By recognising themselves from your description.
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Right they would have to do something quite memorable lol.
The time wasters may well figure out who I am if they use this but it's no loss in the case!
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Booking with a 20 something year old, bought me a 1kg Lindt bunny, which me and my partner are now enjoying. ;D
Session itself was a little rough, tried to spank me a little too hard and forcing my head down, a couple of sharp words and he soon changed track, another one who has been watching to much porn!
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Booking with a 20 something year old, bought me a 1kg Lindt bunny, which me and my partner are now enjoying. ;D
Session itself was a little rough, tried to spank me a little too hard and forcing my head down, a couple of sharp words and he soon changed track, another one who has been watching to much porn!
JEALOUS I love Lindt !! I’m now going to be super bummed out if no clients bring me chocolate over Easter!
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JEALOUS I love Lindt !! I’m now going to be super bummed out if no clients bring me chocolate over Easter!
haha sorry, my eyes did light up when he gave it to me, very sweet of him!
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It was while ago
Removed a limb without warning never said a thing when booking
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It was while ago
Removed a limb without warning never said a thing when booking
Ok that's it, sound the alarm this has got to be the best!
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Had a client once, came into the room, full on wizards beard! Looked completely natural didn’t think twice other than ‘cool wizards beard, that’s gonna leave a stubble rash ffs, hope he washes it’. Lol
He went to use the bathroom, when he came back out the whole beard was gone... :o
I was so shocked I missed the beat to mention it, had to then just get on with things, completely confused. To this day...
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Had a client once, came into the room, full on wizards beard! Looked completely natural didn’t think twice other than ‘cool wizards beard, that’s gonna leave a stubble rash ffs, hope he washes it’. Lol
He went to use the bathroom, when he came back out the whole beard was gone... :o
I was so shocked I missed the beat to mention it, had to then just get on with things, completely confused. To this day...
Okay you win.
...Until I pull out my trump card: the Japanese student who wanted to examine my armpits, nipples and vulva with a magnifying glass.
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Okay you win.
...Until I pull out my trump card: the Japanese student who wanted to examine my armpits, nipples and vulva with a magnifying glass.
HAHAHAHHAAA WHAT?! Did he bring his own or ask you to supply the magnifying glass? Lmfao that’s amazing wow.
One of my first clients was a Japanese chap who just wanted to stroke my skin, kept calling me porcelain, telling me how much he ‘wanted skin just like this’, ‘the veins are perfect’.
I got major Buffalo Bill vibes like he was sizing me up for a jacket or something. Most nervous hour of my life. Lol
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HAHAHAHHAAA WHAT?! Did he bring his own or ask you to supply the magnifying glass? Lmfao that’s amazing wow.
One of my first clients was a Japanese chap who just wanted to stroke my skin, kept calling me porcelain, telling me how much he ‘wanted skin just like this’, ‘the veins are perfect’.
I got major Buffalo Bill vibes like he was sizing me up for a jacket or something. Most nervous hour of my life. Lol
He brought his own magnifying glass. He also couldn't find my house as he didn't understand that British streets are normally even numbers on one side, odd on the other.
Yeah I was kind of worried he was sizing me up for some kind of weird shit! Thankfully he never contacted me again. Maybe under his magnifying glass my pussy was substandard 😂
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Yous are killing me ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Very off putting for you!
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Between the missing limb, vanishing beard and magnifying glass...you're spoiling us rotten you lot! ;D
DIY wank while I watch and cum on face 2 minutes...a spectacular man-mountain, body builder who could crush a coconut with his thumb :P :P :P Identical job to the one 15 minutes before, but he had a mere mortal's body.
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Fab client just lovely person .
Feel really great after 2 bookings today :)
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I had a guy that just wanted to massage 'Me' for 90 mins and brought me some lovely pink lillies
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I had a guy that just wanted to massage 'Me' for 90 mins and brought me some lovely pink lillies
:)
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He was lovely personality and body I wish I had dressed up ad made up more but had a hard day and put myself together not the best
Regret
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Had about five identical nervous callers who don't listen and interrupt and accepted the least manic one. I agreed, then thought fuck it....cancel him, eat. He was on the tube so I could only text him, 'sorry can't do you, you're too hyper'. He arrives at the landmark 15 minutes later and acts like everything's still rollin'. Turned out to be a sweet guy at the end of a stressful day. I wonder if he simply ignored my text? :)
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I recently had a most depressing booking. It’s always the same. If I have AT up (which is rare) you can guarantee I will get some kind of jerk.
They pass the screening but then turn into knobs during the booking. This one the guy was obviously more used to PSE or treating the woman like a thing, both things I explicitly say I don’t offer.
Aside from being on the defensive about seemingly everything, the particular thing I objected to was he kept pushing my head down or trying to hold it down during oral. I kept swatting his hands away, I cannot bear it when guys do that, he eventually got the message just as I was about to talk sternly to him. I’d already had to tell him not to be too rough.
I actually cried after it really shook me up. He was also fucking patronising and obviously surprised during the chat after that I actually could talk about books and other stuff - knob.
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Sinful & Synthetic ~
I tossed out a quote from Hamlet to a client the other day & he was just pole axed. He's all, "did you just say something from Shakespeare?" super bitchy & of course my temper got up😡. I stared at him coldly & said "I was raised in academia. My father is a linguistics professor at 1 of the top universities in the country. Pretty sure I speak more languages than you & I've traveled to 5 continents."
Christ on a pony, they think we're all fucking drug addicts that never graduated high school🔨🔨.
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Re: the lady who had the disappearing beard man ;D
I saw some incredible vintage 1960'S films on youtube which showed men who could not grow a strong thick beard would have customised ones fitted. They thought it gave them a sophisticated look. Quite amusing to watch! Maybe this client of yours did the same as you would have seen the evidence if he had shaved a real one off in your bathroom? Why would he do that anyway? Going home or back to work with a beard in his pocket just cracks me up!
My last booking was a second visit from a friendly man who had the right attitude and was cheerful to talk to. Straightforward to service and was happy to leave before time was up. Said he will be back as soon as he can manage it. Ideal client. :)
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Some of those knobs are hard work but the worst comes when they start talking.
I had a condescending rich twat today. Paid me a tip upfront, then was pushing boundaries.
It was unpleasant enough but the conversation I had with him afterward was the most insulting part of the booking. Arrogant twat.
The beauty of this job is that I will block him and never see him again, instead of being stuck with him if he was my boss.
Hope that this will boost your morale too, SimplySinful. :)
Thanks Synthetic sounds pretty much like my twat
Sinful & Synthetic ~
I tossed out a quote from Hamlet to a client the other day & he was just pole axed. He's all, "did you just say something from Shakespeare?" super bitchy & of course my temper got up😡. I stared at him coldly & said "I was raised in academia. My father is a linguistics professor at 1 of the top universities in the country. Pretty sure I speak more languages than you & I've traveled to 5 continents."
Christ on a pony, they think we're all fucking drug addicts that never graduated high school🔨🔨.
Yep exactly this.
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Re: the lady who had the disappearing beard man ;D
I think he must have stuffed it into a pocket. He definitely hadn’t shaved it haha!
Figured maybe he didn’t want to be seen on cctv or recognised coming into the hotel maybe ?? Idfk tbh. Was very strange haha !!
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I think he must have stuffed it into a pocket. He definitely hadn’t shaved it haha!
Figured maybe he didn’t want to be seen on cctv or recognised coming into the hotel maybe ?? Idfk tbh. Was very strange haha !!
;D
Update on my last booking which was this morning and he has just gone home.
He is late 70's and quite warty (lumps and bumps on his skin) and has a lot of thick white body/chest hair.
I was down below doing oral and he asked would I play with his nipples too so I reached up and thought I was teasing and twiddling his right one. He didn't say a thing but I realised quite quickly I was not touching his nipple at all. I was actually pinching one of his warts.
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Update on my last booking which was this morning and he has just gone home.
He is late 70's and quite warty (lumps and bumps on his skin) and has a lot of thick white body/chest hair.
I was down below doing oral and he asked would I play with his nipples too so I reached up and thought I was teasing and twiddling his right one. He didn't say a thing but I realised quite quickly I was not touching his nipple at all. I was actually pinching one of his warts.
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Update on my last booking which was this morning and he has just gone home.
He is late 70's and quite warty (lumps and bumps on his skin) and has a lot of thick white body/chest hair.
I was down below doing oral and he asked would I play with his nipples too so I reached up and thought I was teasing and twiddling his right one. He didn't say a thing but I realised quite quickly I was not touching his nipple at all. I was actually pinching one of his warts.
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Oh god. :-X
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I think he must have stuffed it into a pocket. He definitely hadn’t shaved it haha!
Figured maybe he didn’t want to be seen on cctv or recognised coming into the hotel maybe ?? Idfk tbh. Was very strange haha !!
This is one of the funniest stories for a while ;D
Having lived with an on-off hirsute partner, they take on average 2 and a half DAYS of precious bathroom hogging to completely de-fuzz (or so it seemed ::))
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Yes, Celeste. To be silent or not to be silent, that is the question when dealing with these knobs. :D
I'm still mulling over that booking and why didn't I actually laugh at his face each time he was making a silly remark.
I should have called him on his condescending BS each time.
I'm in a very different place to where I was a year ago when it comes to setting boundaries and being aware of manipulation, but it's still not what it should be.
I know what you mean, sometimes the manipulation kinda creeps in, then it’s difficult to deal with. If it’s blatant, much easier.
What worries me is his FB is all glowing (yeh I know I don’t just go on that) yet this guy was a rough boundary pusher who treated me like a blow up doll.
I did make sure he didn’t overstep the mark but it’s like he knew exactly how much he could get away with.
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90 minute outcall role play last night with a surprisingly lovely guy. For the record, I actively dislike RPs, I think they're incredibly silly but apparently I do a good job, so, whatever.
We had a good 30 minute chat when I got there about the Backpage blowup last year, Sesta/Fosta, the industry in general & then on to the "bitchy CEO & you have to keep me happy" scenario".😆😆
He tipped me $100 & that's rarer than a hen's tooth, so yay. Already booked another appointment for mid May too. 🙌🏻👍🏻
Nice not to have a "knob", as y'all call them😂.
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Thank god it's Friday! After four tough months in an oral desert, hipster with a wheely slams it! :P :P :P
Justine you deserve a gold star, I cannot touch a wart, it ain't gonna happen, my crate of disposable gloves would have to come out. ???
A quick note to all workers - journos and clients can read this this board if they're capable of making a number of seemingly legit posts. I
recently had a nasty email via AW from a client who had identified himself in a post.
He didn't brace himself good and tight for the ugly, truth. Expressing indignation makes him look even more of a plum. Pandora's box innit!
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Update on my last booking which was this morning and he has just gone home.
He is late 70's and quite warty (lumps and bumps on his skin) and has a lot of thick white body/chest hair.
I was down below doing oral and he asked would I play with his nipples too so I reached up and thought I was teasing and twiddling his right one. He didn't say a thing but I realised quite quickly I was not touching his nipple at all. I was actually pinching one of his warts.
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Could it have been NF1?
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A Prince Harry clone...muscular, manly. I like the ginger peoples.
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Could it have been NF1?
I have tried and tried but can not work out what you mean? :-\
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Last booking, a man very close to my own age (50's) and I had not seen for some time. He told me he recently booked a 19 year old as had never met any really young sps before. I asked was it a good meeting and he said yes.
Our own session went as well as it has always done but in my head I am thinking 19 year old/not a wrinkle/tight belly etc and I know I shouldn't let myself have a little shiver of low confidence as I am normally brimming with it. ::)
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I have tried and tried but can not work out what you mean? :-\
Neurofibromatosis.
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Neurofibromatosis.
Ah thank you. I usually google everything and should have in this case. Saw the images too :o and it is not what this man had. His were just ordinary warts I think. Or a very mild form of the above condition. Nothing on his face.
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Pleasant gentleman, all good, chatting as he got ready to leave, his wife died a few weeks ago and he showed me her grave.
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My last was mid morning and someone new. A longish booking and hard work in that he was painfully quiet and lay there like a sack of King Edwards. No hurry to meet this one again.
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Perhaps a little too revealing on an open forum?
I totally thought that as soon as I posted..
I’ll delete!
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The loveliest guy had called some time ago as an inquiry he was very interesting and even took some new pics ..hope to see him again. :)
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7 mins, came on boobs...happy campers
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Very nice gentleman just now wanted seduction and to be bathed with hand relief .first time I've washed a client ...
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That's lovely :)
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Decided that I would see a new client. I am pleased I did because he was lovely and so polite . He would ask me if I was ok in that position and say if I prefer another position. I would love to see him again as he had lovely manners and not to mention a lovey penis
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Grrrr. A regular whom I really, really dislike but he comes around a lot so I put up with him. It's definitely a "I don't like him" thing, bc he absolutely♥️♥️♥️ME🤢.
However, somebody's getting a little too damn comfortable.
He always takes a shower🚿🛀🏻at the beginning & end of session. Fine, you do you.
After he left last night I pulled the🚿shower curtain back to rinse myself off, lo & behold, what's lying in the tub🛀🏻? The fucking condom😡.
Are. You. Kidding. Me. He knows perfectly well to flush the damn thing plus there's a clean, unused waste can right goddamn there.
How do you miss that??🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️ Just...how? I threw a paper towel over it & tossed it in the trash. You can bet he'll be hearing about it the next time he calls. Fucktard.
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Grrrr. A regular whom I really, really dislike but he comes around a lot so I put up with him. It's definitely a "I don't like him" thing, bc he absolutely♥️♥️♥️ME🤢.
However, somebody's getting a little too damn comfortable.
He always takes a shower🚿🛀🏻at the beginning & end of session. Fine, you do you.
After he left last night I pulled the🚿shower curtain back to rinse myself off, lo & behold, what's lying in the tub🛀🏻? The fucking condom😡.
Are. You. Kidding. Me. He knows perfectly well to flush the damn thing plus there's a clean, unused waste can right goddamn there.
How do you miss that??🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️ Just...how? I threw a paper towel over it & tossed it in the trash. You can bet he'll be hearing about it the next time he calls. Fucktard.
You should not flush condoms down the toilet!
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Very true, & you're correct.
There was a trash can in the bathroom as well.
Point of the post was where the condom landed. I was simply venting.
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Very true, & you're correct.
There was a trash can in the bathroom as well.
Point of the post was where the condom landed. I was simply venting.
I avoid this by always taking the condom off them myself, into a wet wipe.
So basically it goes like this
Me: Woah! I think you needed that/were you saving that up for me/that's a big load! [whilst getting wet wipe out of the packet which is on the bedside table]
Him: LOL yeah I did!
Me: OK... [rolling condom into wet wipe] do you need another wipe?
Him: Yes please
Me: [hold nappy sack out to put all condom waste and wet wipes in]
everything contained in one place and I think it often encourages guys to leave before/on time rather than dragging it out.
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Yes, if nothing else I have a little paranoia about them coming off inside me, so if it's not on the client's cock I immediately start looking for them! Thankfully they usually are, so I remove and bin them then give the client a little wash.
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My pet hate is clients throwing the condom into their toilet.
I estimate at least half of them do this, even though I tell them not to and explain why 🌏
It's like they have been living on another planet for the past decade >:(
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Nice Arab client for a massage, for some reason I hesitated and asked permission to touch his feet....I think they have a different perception of feet to westerners. He said I could skip them.
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A quick half hour Outcall to a hotel. The client claimed he had just showered and all evidence in his bathroom supported this. Soaked towels all over the floor and the floor was flooded. My blouse, of course ended up falling off the towel rail into the flood.
Unfortunately, the water and soap hadn't extended as far north as his armpits and his mouth hadn't seen a brush and paste this end of Easter (rough guess)
Had £20 cash left over on his side table and I THINK it was offered to me as incentive to go bareback 🤔 ( I was too busy keeping my hair away from his armpits to ponder this fact at the time)
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Very awkward from start to finish
Came in had not booked a length to stay
took a wad of cash out of his pocket looked me up and down put most of it back gave me 30 min fee
15 mins later as I was about to pack him out the door I realised he cant hear he is not trying to push for BB he is 70% or more deaf
He had not been pulling me closer when I suggested it was condom time he really could not hear me saying i am getting one
Very awkward he could not hear a thing i said really made things awkward
When time was up he showered dressed I was about to walk him to the door he sits down - already 5 minutes over time
Wriggles to get comfy and starts asking loud questions about Escorts, Brothels, police raids how not to get caught really loudly
I stand up walk to the door and tell him no worries he is not in brothel
He wants to know for future meets
Well he wont be meeting me in brothel and he is still in the chair getting more comfy time is well past now
45 mins after he has put his money in his pocket and paid me for 30 min I get him out the door looking very annoyed that I rushed him
Why do they speak so bloody loudly and insist on repeating it all when they are so worried about their privacy and discretion
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Oh my goshhhh I pretty much fell in love with my last client.
I totally had the best “time” I’ve had in YEARS. Completely forgot I was in a booking and totally let myself be in the moment and enjoy it.
He was sooooooo attractive & actually now I’m a bit gutted I’ll never see him again! (Only for the fun we had, mind!)
Ooh, perks of the jobs sometimes eh! Haha
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MWM snap my fave Regular hot sexy no dramas great comms no nonsense.
if could see him everyday id be happy s
In, snog, on bed knows just what to do with his hands and lips and tongue talks right level of filth. does the do short spoon to catch breath nice shower lippy check n away the perfect client
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Nice easy quickie, out the door in 8 minutes.
Funny thing is I know i've seen him before from our text history, but he acted like we never met before. He must have an even worse memory for faces than me!
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I have 2 today, a good & a bad altho the bad was a no show so maybe it doesn't count?🤷🏼♀️
Annoying regular always texts late (last night) & wants a 1/2 hour at the last minute & immediately. Fine, had a quiet day, couldn't justify saying no. Texts 10 minutes later wanting a specific role play that, for the record, I hate doing. This was a surprise as he's never, ever mentioned RP or indicated he was interested in it.
I said NP but I can't do that RP at your 30 minute $$ donation, an additional amount's needed. He then says he's on his way. An hour later I'm still twiddling my thumbs😡. I call, goes straight to VM.
Growl. Bad client!! Won't be seeing him again.
My nice guy today brought me a red rose🌹& tipped me $100; he's super sweet. All hail Tom!
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Neurofibromatosis.
Yes Neurofibromatosis
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Last one was shite. If I hadn’t had such a shitty day I would have just gave him a partial refund and asked him to leave.
Was 10 mins late for a half hour booking (as he rang for door number after he was due), asked how long I had lived here, what my name was ??? And had the world’s floppiest cock.
Just absolutely did not click at all and the whole thing was awkward. I got the feeling he didn’t fancy me either which didn’t make the atmosphere great.
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Last one was shite. If I hadn’t had such a shitty day I would have just gave him a partial refund and asked him to leave.
Was 10 mins late for a half hour booking (as he rang for door number after he was due), asked how long I had lived here, what my name was ??? And had the world’s floppiest cock.
Just absolutely did not click at all and the whole thing was awkward. I got the feeling he didn’t fancy me either which didn’t make the atmosphere great.
Oh those ones are awk, it was a hate hate relationship then. :)
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Last one was today and someone I have met 4 times in total now but last time was over a year ago as he lives in Wales and just on a visit here for family stuff. Anyway the first 3 visits he was called Peter but today he was John. Obviously doesn't think I log names alongside numbers in my phone. No big deal but it amused me slightly.
I don't like him much for various reasons so only agree to see him if there is a huge gap between his bookings. To be honest I was a few ££ under my target this week before I said yes to his booking so saw him to tip it over. Ever the pro! ;D
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Admittedly not my last booking ( as that was fine and unremarkable - save him wishing he could "cum all over your glasses" and me offering to wear them over my breasts instead 😏)..
.. 60 interminable minutes of me "rimming" him everywhere around the bottom, bar the actual anus 😓
I don't offer rimming, but decided this was preferable to any sex as he was pretty huge and I wasn't in the mood.
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As it happened, that's all he wanted.. But it was boring beyond belief.. Labelled accordingly as 'Only If Desperate/30 min Max' ( I have about 50 of these types stored, never had to see any of them again.. Yet..)
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I have no idea if my last client had a big cock or not, because I threw him out after 10 mins (with no refund.)
He kept asking me "You okay?" "You okay babe?" I told him to stop asking twice, I haven't got fucking concussion love. He asked for a third time so I told him to leave and re-heated my chinese food takeout. Much more satisfying.
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Hi all,
I’m very new to Escorting and had a weird experience yesterday.
Went to a guy for the second time, first time last week and he literally wanted to chat, have coffee with me and tell me how lonely he is, it was an hours booking and 40 mins in he suggested we went upstairs. I got undressed to bra & knickers, he laid on the bed fully clothed........literally all he wanted was to cuddle, suck and kneed my boobs! Easiest £140 quid ever. He was a bit lacking in the old washing of armpits, apart from that he was harmless enough.
Rebooks me for yesterday at 8:00pm, again we were sat in his kitchen having a coffee & fag him telling me how he never sees anyone or talks to anyone, when his neighbour shouts over the garden fence....”can I take your dog for a walk” and proceeds to invite her in wanting to introduce us???
I went into the front room after telling him I don’t need to be making new friends??? Neighbour left with dog, we literally had a cuddle and that was it, £140. He then told me his neighbour would know I was there anyway because they have cameras on the front of the house and record comings and goings??? This has freaked me out! He also slipped up by telling me his mate was there the other day who uses escorts regularly and couldn’t understand why my guy would book a 54 year old Escort - bloody cheek.
I left and got a text almost immediately asking to book for weekend - no way will I be going back!!!
Just wondered if this was normal ;)
Sarah-Jayne
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SJ that is totally not normal.
But if you're using SarahJayne as an escort name, you may be attracting those guys who were first sexually active in the late 70s/early 80s and may therefore have some expectations that most won't.
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Jesus I’ve got so much to learn xx
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Just wondered if this was normal ;)
Sarah-Jayne
I think in your heart you know it's not Sara-Jayne. Is the full moon coming up? I've seen Rosemary's Baby twice you know!
Abnormal, disturbing...and totally creepy. Both the client and his coven of familiars. When a job seems too good to be true...there's always a reason.
I could have sworne I'd read something similar here a few years ago where his neighbours and chums knew and were advising him and one was sat in the living room with the client to check her out.
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Jesus I’ve got so much to learn xx
For someone who never sees anyone he knew a few locally didn't he
He would probably tell everyone he knows your coming to see him so I think you closely dogged a bullet by not returning.
It was probably the highlight of his day when you visited
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VERY nervous newbie, bless him. Visibly shaking, all fingers and thumbs and you could tell making eye contact made him uncomfortable. Tried to put him at ease as best as I could, hopefully he left happy as was otherwise lovely.
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New client today and he was great company and wanted a gfe with me dressed all in red! He gave me a tip of £20 too and that has not happened for a very long time. If he wants to re book I am more than happy to say yes.
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New client today and he was great company and wanted a gfe with me dressed all in red! He gave me a tip of £20 too and that has not happened for a very long time. If he wants to re book I am more than happy to say yes.
Brilliant..hope he comes back and visits again :)
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A very cute guy in his 30s who I've seen once before. He's great fun and tipped me £20 as he was running late. Unfortunately he had mr floppy issues today but we got there in the end ;D
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Terrible technique but otherwise nice guy.
Kept doing that thing during RO where they move theirs/my whole body instead of using their tongue, meaning his stubble was rubbing off, well, everywhere really. Along with his teeth banging off my bits. Must have said ‘just use your tongue’ at least three times but he didn’t listen so ended up just shoving him off and getting on with other things.
Ouch.
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Took out his chewing gum to kiss me and stuck it straight on the hotel desk top, not even on a wrapper first.
It was then I noticed his bloody big cold sore "cut lip"
and told him that kissing and RO were off the cards. Moments later, on spotting his cut penis *"shaving accident"
Informed him that it was a super safe condom for any chance of oral too.
Very glad he had only been able to afford me for half hour.
*who shaves their penis shaft?? ???
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Wore a bright purple thong with no warning. My libido disappeared completely.
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Wore a bright purple thong with no warning. My libido disappeared completely.
;D Yes I have had that kind of shocker too and I do wish men would just stick to normal boring underwear!
My last booking was a reg. Never wants any diversion from the usual and that's ok with me but for around a year now he has been saying we must get more adventurous. I suggest things and offer a different type of booking when he says this but he always reverts to the tried and tested so I have now advised him to let me know when he is ready for a change.
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asked for the girlfriend experience ,and then when kissing bites my lips ,,,
is that what they do with girlfriends >????
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good pegging and cum eating session .. I just wish they be more explicit in booking I had myself prepped for GFE n he says can u fuck my ass.
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good pegging and cum eating session .. I just wish they be more explicit in booking I had myself prepped for GFE n he says can u fuck my ass.
You could always ask them when arranging ‘what kind of session they’re looking for’.
Yes you get the overly crude plebs who think you want to here gory details about what they’d like to do.
But generally it’s a passing comment about gfe or a massage and happy ending. That kind of thing. Helps to prepare you for each client I find.
I’ve been asking every client for a few months now, and it helps mentally and physically prepare for each session without any nasty surprises. I can’t believe I used to wait for them to turn up at the door to know what they were hoping to do during the booking. Wow @ me, idk how I got through it haha.
If they ask for something (during a session) not included in a typically gfe or massage booking, I/you can then say ‘that’s not usually involved and I thought you were here for a sensual/intimate gfe visit?’
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Chatting about Jersey (where he is from) for an hour while he gave me a foot massage.
Happy Jinx.
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Not much fun sore after with that bendy dick he had . :'(
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I'm seeing regular Morning-after-the-night-before Coke guys currently :( I can always tell because they are super, super sensual with a shrunken willy and want to kiss my face off for 60 minutes (interspersed with oral - usually futile)
Most admit it at some point, but my client today made a bad job of denying it (probably because I think he had taken it immediately prior to me arriving) - and was polishing off the last of a "Blossom Hill" at 11am..
. Reached the end of my tether with oral after 40 minutes and insisted we swap to something else. After a few minutes massage he suggested he was OK now and I could leave.
Sure enough, he was knocking on the bathroom door within seconds, with an excuse to use the toilet. Jumpy and paranoid.. Maybe his stash was in there somewhere? 🤔
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I'm seeing regular Morning-after-the-night-before Coke guys currently :( I can always tell because they are super, super sensual with a shrunken willy and want to kiss my face off for 60 minutes (interspersed with oral - usually futile)
Most admit it at some point, but my client today made a bad job of denying it (probably because I think he had taken it immediately prior to me arriving) - and was polishing off the last of a "Blossom Hill" at 11am..
. Reached the end of my tether with oral after 40 minutes and insisted we swap to something else. After a few minutes massage he suggested he was OK now and I could leave.
Sure enough, he was knocking on the bathroom door within seconds, with an excuse to use the toilet. Jumpy and paranoid.. Maybe his stash was in there somewhere? 🤔
Yeah he was having a come down and need a pick me up fix he was not stopping his partying yet. ::)
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Very easy and quick booking. Nice man.
Urinated on his face, he drank it. and just to finish off, my period decided to arrive. Good thing it was a shorter booking!
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Seriously overweight which is not normally a problem but his T-shirt was about 5sizes too small and covered in stains and rips.
Long greasy hair and had the most nose tingling pong from the under arm area.
Swiftly guided him to the shower, threw the deo at him and got through the booking like a champ.
I did however refuse to rim him and his attempts to persuade me to do bb because, quote, “the pee pee (his words) doesn’t like condoms”.
It’s been a quiet week before half term ladies. Desperate times!! :-X
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Really nice guy brought some tights round for us both to wear!... Was funny
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Seriously overweight which is not normally a problem but his T-shirt was about 5sizes too small and covered in stains and rips.
Long greasy hair and had the most nose tingling pong from the under arm area.
Swiftly guided him to the shower, threw the deo at him and got through the booking like a champ.
I did however refuse to rim him and his attempts to persuade me to do bb because, quote, “the pee pee (his words) doesn’t like condoms”.
It’s been a quiet week before half term ladies. Desperate times!! :-X
The unappealing side of the job.
Wish you get some more appealing ones
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Last booking, was from a guy that was a regular, that hasn't seen me in a while.
A good time, easy booking, with a bit of a laugh along the way.
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The unappealing side of the job.
Wish you get some more appealing ones
Perhaps I need a break. Either I’m in a negative headspace which is causing me to find faults in almost 90% of clients at the mo (even my regulars are slacking on hygiene/pushing boundaries), or I’ve just had continuous bad luck.
In the last 2 weeks I’ve enjoyed only one booking, so yuuup something needs tweaking!
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His pubes stank of stale piss and as a result of me telling him this, he couldn't orgasm. Tough shit fella, have a wash next time.
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Seen 18 months ago he reminded me. Booked 30 mins massage HR, upgraded to 1 hr on arrival...as he's counting the cash..... 'full sex ok?'
My fees has gone up £50 but he's got his amazed face on so I cave and say 'yes'.
(My head calculates 2 mins of vag and no BJ for the loss of £50)
I already see he's rolling with some personality disorder.
Then a slow drip feed of micro-requests
5 glasses of water?
Can he have jazz?
Can he turn my music off?
Could you blow on my chest?
Can I have oil?
Could he sit by the mirror?
Could I put my arse by the mirror?
Can we do doggy?
Can I hold his knackers?
Can I manoever so he manages the boobs?
His phone alarm goes off as he's now vegan and can't sustain life without necking vitamins through the day. ???
He's become that irritating little gnat buzzing on your nose.
I really want him out and consider telling him I can't do the hour due to a bad tummy.
'I don't mean to freak you out by asking things. I'll make sure to tell you next time'. (:o in your dreams mate)
Then continues requesting and I refuse all very gently and sweet.
I think he's waiting for me to get annoyed, subbing from the top? autism spectrum or pick n' mix of both?
'I like it when you say no' he says. OK so that's his game.
Give him his 2 mins of vag and hes not cumming. I leave him to jerk off on his own as I arrange loudly with my imaginary client to ring the door. He's done.
Shows no sense of urgency getting dressed, takes his sweet time but I've earned my stripes having bitten my tongue and he leaves 10 minutes early.
Thanks me for a lovely experience. :-X
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Booked and paid for 3 hrs, stayed 1hr45mins...
wondering if I’m that boring :/
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He bit me on my labia. I had to take the rest of the day off :-(
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He bit me on my labia. I had to take the rest of the day off :-(
Oh no!! Heal quick! :(
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Ace client. First incall. Prebooked and voluntarily paid for the full booking 1 week prior, handsome, clean, well groomed, in great shape, great kisser, and brought over an expensive bottle of champagne. 90 min later, he leaves and texts that he had a great time and will cherish our night, forever. More like him, please!!!!
My only complaint is I notice after he left he wiped my (supposedly kiss proof) lipstick off his face all over my fucking brand new white towel...>< there were plenty of wet wipes in front of his face...
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His phone alarm goes off as he's now vegan and can't sustain life without necking vitamins through the day. ???
I'm dying :D
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Booked for an hr arrived, getting down to oral on him and he asked for me to twist his nipples hard, he cam, all within 3mins of him getting in the door. He then got dressed and out the door all within 15min, 1hrs money for 15mins ;D
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Lovely young guy really friendly and great body.
Good start to my Sunday now Where's the rest? :D
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New client about 50 something (I'm crap at guessing ages) just wanted a tie and tease and a HJ no oral, no sex for an hour. He was face down the entire time and wanted me to tease him from behind whilst being sat between his spread legs. He kept wanting me to spread his legs wider and essentially tease his ball sack from behind. Was fine, but an hour spent looking at someone's hairy arse crack whilst trying not to laugh was surprisingly hard work!
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An extended session with a long term client. I was hogtied tightly, before he used toys on me and I gave him oral while tied.
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An extended session with a long term client. I was hogtied tightly, before he used toys on me and I gave him oral while tied.
nice one... :P
My new venture... a spanking service! Lovely, courteous man, spanked my bot-bot then left after 20 minutes. Strangely stimulating. We were both dressed, I never saw or touched his edibles. I feel like a Victorian lady.
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Booking #1 today came and left happy within 6 minutes (booked 30). My type of client!
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Booking #1 today came and left happy within 6 minutes (booked 30). My type of client!
Ha ha, mine too - if only they were all like this! ;D
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Ha ha, mine too - if only they were all like this! ;D
My weekly regular books half hour with an extra (comes to same price as my hour) leaves within 5-10minutes. Whoop whoop!!
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My weekly regular books half hour with an extra (comes to same price as my hour) leaves within 5-10minutes. Whoop whoop!!
Yes! Long live the over-paying and under-staying punter! ;D
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My last booking was with a guy with really sensitive nipples.
I have really sensitive nipples as well.
I think both of our coats could have been hanged on each others nipples. ;D
Due to him having his nipples played with, the way he liked, he did the same to me, just the way I like mine fondled.
I've no idea how long exactly the booking was, but when your enjoying it as much as that, who cares.
It was my last intended booking for the day anyway.
Certainly, would welcome him back. :) :)
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A new one for me today. When I opened my door I was shocked at how young he looked and asked his age. He showed me his driving licence and he will be having his 20th birthday soon. I can't remember when I last met such a young one!
Unlike some ladies I have no problem with very young clients but he was hard work. This one had been watching too much porn methinks and there was no let up, not a minute. Non stop and I think I have been spoiled by so many older men who are happy with a more gentle time and not too much sex. Not complaining of course as this is what I am paid for but have a feeling I may be too busy to see him again if he should try another booking.
He took me every which way possible but he also took me over my weekly target so I am happy enough. :)
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A new one for me today. When I opened my door I was shocked at how young he looked and asked his age. He showed me his driving licence and he will be having his 20th birthday soon. I can't remember when I last met such a young one!
Unlike some ladies I have no problem with very young clients but he was hard work. This one had been watching too much porn methinks and there was no let up, not a minute. Non stop and I think I have been spoiled by so many older men who are happy with a more gentle time and not too much sex. Not complaining of course as this is what I am paid for but have a feeling I may be too busy to see him again if he should try another booking.
He took me every which way possible but he also took me over my weekly target so I am happy enough. :)
TBH, I don't mind continuous/a lot of sex - at least for an hour or 1.5h - but it depends on a lot on their technique and if they know what they're doing, also if they're pleasant or a bit of a twat. That's what makes the difference for me.
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Bit of a bellend, may have been nerves but I doubt it.
Newbie - barely spoke two words to me, avoided eye contact and body language was off. Asked if he liked kissing to get things going but he wasn’t keen. Got on with the job in hand. Tried to make small talk at the end and he told me that he’s never wanted to book anyone before in case he catches something.
Of course, it’s a valid concern but still a cockish thing to say after he just fucked me.
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Bit of a bellend, may have been nerves but I doubt it.
Newbie - barely spoke two words to me, avoided eye contact and body language was off. Asked if he liked kissing to get things going but he wasn’t keen. Got on with the job in hand. Tried to make small talk at the end and he told me that he’s never wanted to book anyone before in case he catches something.
Of course, it’s a valid concern but still a cockish thing to say after he just fucked me.
I had to respond to this! Reminded me so much of the man I saw just the one time, we were about 15 minutes into the booking and 5 minutes into the action when he asked the lovely question I won't catch anything will I?
I was inwardly fuming and if he had asked that at the outset I would have sent him packing.
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Greatful to have one firstly as it's quiet. Bit odd.
Stand offish no smiling .
I was very nice to him but just to get through the booking ,glad when he left .
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Had a regular today, booking beforehand was a bit flat.
Was very cautious, in the first booking today.
Probably a bit to worried to enjoy it.
More relaxed later and made sure I cum in that booking. ;D ;D
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Yep Justine, I’ve had it a few times. Generally think the sense they may have had in the head upstairs has wandered off to their nether regions so I’ll brush it off, but this one was so off with me throughout it pissed me off.
Never mind, I got paid and it was otherwise unremarkable so no harm done.
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Much nicer client. Young lad, scammed out of his paid time with someone else so was a little apprehensive. Said I warmed his heart. Cute
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Much nicer client. Young lad, scammed out of his paid time with someone else so was a little apprehensive. Said I warmed his heart. Cute
that is lovely x
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Geordie ~
I'll be damned if I didn't have the same thing happen last week😡....grrrrr. Talk about shutting the barn door after the horse has been stolen🙄!
So we've done our thing & he'd done RO which I allow & as he leaves he says, "Uh, you're clean right? Bc I went down on you, & I'm married & uh, uh, uh..."
I was infuriated, & bc I have the complete inability to filter my thoughts (sigh), I said, "Don't you think it's a little late for that question? And if you're so concerned about it perhaps you should take up quilting." *glare*
I THEN said I have regular STI testing done & am STD free, but now you've given me concern to be worried about you (I'm just screwing with him at this point LOL). He fell all over himself saying he was clean.
Whatever. :FF Douchenozzle.
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3 nice guys I one after the other all decent chatty and fun x
Busy I like it this way :D
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I suspect it’s their guilt taking over once they’ve unloaded their balls, rather than anything to do with us. Still a silly question/thing to say though!
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One nervous guy struggled with putting the condom on and used a black elastic ladies hair band around the cock base! Just left
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I'm gonna be daft and ask...don't hotels have those secure metal clamps over the door that prevents people walking in even if they've got the key?
Dunno what it's called, got one fitted on my front door. They'd have to be a herd of rhinos to get in.
8.00 booking this morning, I'm a night bird so staggered around at 7.0 getting ready. He booked many xtras which I totted up to a nice juicy fee, spanking, role play, oral, rimming, sex, cum on face, crawling on the floor like his duurty bitch. I walked 45 minutes there. We did all the bits for 30 seconds each. I was on the pavement in 15 minutes wondering what to do with myself ;D Polite, well mannered guy too.
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Ugh ugh & ugh. This ain't short girls, so bear with me; it's giving me a migraine just going over it again *scowls*.
Outcall. Mother/son roleplay (double, triple ugh but whatever. I charge more). Donation clearly texted to him. Clearly understood by his reply. We spoke on phone, I advised him of additional $50 Uber charge, he says ok.
I'm 1/2 way to his house, he texts, says he only has XYZ amount, about $100 less than agreed upon amount😡😡.
NP I'm thinking, I'll get there, get $$, stash it & pull a Seinfeld Soup Nazi on him ~ "NO ROLE PLAY FOR YOU!"😆
I arrive, chaos ensues🤦🏼♀️. I'm "ripping him off". Not at all I say, you're the 1 who agreed to a role play at ABC $$ amount, then decided you didn't have it when I was on the way. I've told you we can do a regular hour, just no RP.
"But that's X amount & I gave you Y!" (It was extra $25, you guys🙄) It also cost me more than $50 to get there & back, so I'd already decided that was getting rolled over into the Uber cost.
This is where it got ugly. He actually stepped towards me & my purse 👛 ~ I was standing up bc I was thisclose to leaving his silly ass & *put his hands on it* (the purse)😡.
He's a smaller guy, I don't think I'd have had the courage (or stupidity) to do this with a larger man, but I butted up against him, nose to nose & SHOUTED, "I'm not giving you a damn thing back! You lied to me! YOU are ripping ME off!"
Surprisingly he backed down; my heart was going a mile a minute but I was ok, meaning calm. He was not getting $$ back $ I'd have fought if I had to *scowls again*.
Anyway, we finally went in the bedroom & started but he couldn't get it up OR pop (haha, serves you right). I was very fair & stayed the entire hour & did everything I could to help him, but nothing doing.
Fucktard.🔨🔨🔨
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You get my reps big time Celeste!
1 for headbutting him :o
2 for being so alluring, he still wanted to 'hit it from the back to the front'
I like to think we all have a bit of the Sienfeld Soup Nazi in us when the going gets tough. ;D
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SaltySweet ~
*SNORTS!!!!*😆😆
It wasn't the smartest thing to do & please kids, don't try this at home🚫❌🛑.
Yeah, he was getting it (eyeroll); he paid for it, so he WAS getting it but that didn't work out so well for him, hmmm? *giggling*
"NO SOUP 🍜 FOR YOU!"
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Seinfield Soup Nazi got me intrigued as I have not heard that one!
I just finished my last booking of today and he was a 4th time visitor. One of the nicer guys as he is polite and funny with a big dollop of sexiness thrown in. Good teeth and squeaky clean. Can't ask for much more than that (well the fee of course but that is handed over before his jacket is off) :P
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Youtube search Sienfield lol ;D
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Youtube search Sienfield lol ;D
I did. ;D
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2 hour outcall with a lovely guy. Usually find them a drag but he was interesting to talk to and it was very relaxed. He tipped me 20 before I left too :)
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2 hour outcall with a lovely guy. Usually find them a drag but he was interesting to talk to and it was very relaxed. He tipped me 20 before I left too :)
That's always nice to hear, don't get many tips, or expect a tip, but always welcomed when I do.
He will hopefully be a regular, that he has tipped.
I would imagine, that getting a tip, has given you a real feel good factor.
The fact it was a long booking, that you both enjoyed, you'll be looking forward to seeing him again. x
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The guy made me climax been a good while since that happened all ok until he wanted prostate but hadn't douched the anal passage ..
Used condom over the massager the battery compartment played up so it stopped vibrating .after 5 mins . whole load of pooh came out yuk..
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all ok until he wanted prostate but hadn't douched the anal passage ..
Used condom over the massager the battery compartment played up so it stopped vibrating .after 5 mins . whole load of pooh came out yuk..
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Honestly wtf, I don’t know how any of you troupers get through sessions like that. W O W xx
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The guy made me climax been a good while since that happened all ok until he wanted prostate but hadn't douched the anal passage ..
Used condom over the massager the battery compartment played up so it stopped vibrating .after 5 mins . whole load of pooh came out yuk..
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Did he apologise clean up or ignore.
I cant take the smell of that.
Nappies etc made me heave I had to get used to it them many years ago.
Now I would be dry retching and make him clean it, please say he cleaned it I would freak out.
Were you in a hotel did you have to get housekeeping
Sorry I use a strapon this is my nightmare I know I would freak
OK Im going to be honest if he was not apologetic and did not clean it I would wrap the sheet around his head and fill his pockets with it
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OK Im going to be honest if he was not apologetic and did not clean it I would wrap the sheet around his head and fill his pockets with it
;D Lovin it Princess.
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A guy booked my Blow n Go special for £40 15 mins.
He came practically straightaway.
Easy peasey. He said it was nerves lol.
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Mid morning short booking with man who does not want kissing/sex or oral. Just the hand of friendship ;D
I am happy to see him when he is in town but he has had a different name every time. I don't mention it. ;)
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Mid morning short booking with man who does not want kissing/sex or oral. Just the hand of friendship ;D
I am happy to see him when he is in town but he has had a different name every time. I don't mention it. ;)
Haha! I have a regular for the past year who is either mike, David, John or James. I wish he got a little more adventurous. Perhaps an Abraham or Hercules every now again would spice things up.
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Did he apologise clean up or ignore.
I cant take the smell of that.
Nappies etc made me heave I had to get used to it them many years ago.
Now I would be dry retching and make him clean it, please say he cleaned it I would freak out.
Were you in a hotel did you have to get housekeeping
Sorry I use a strapon this is my nightmare I know I would freak
OK Im going to be honest if he was not apologetic and did not clean it I would wrap the sheet around his head and fill his pockets with it
Luckily I had a towel under his bum
I had gloves on then very carefully removed the vibrator toy had a condom on. Desposed of towel and gloves condom. Weirdly the flat didn't smell .
Chucked out rubbish bag quickly and told him he should have douched himself before as it was not very pleasant.he just looked at me blankly
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Luckily I had a towel under his bum
I had gloves on then very carefully removed the vibrator toy had a condom on. Desposed of towel and gloves condom. Weirdly the flat didn't smell .
Chucked out rubbish bag quickly and told him he should have douched himself before as it was not very pleasant.he just looked at me blankly
Well done that is the only way to do this plenty of caution.
he just looked at me blankly :FF :FF :FF
Shudder
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saw my favourite client today that gives the best oral and is so very polite too
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I once had a guy ask about me using my strap on while we were doing something else, his arse stank to high heaven so unfortunately I had 'left it at home'. Shame.
Fucking glad he asked at that point and not on the phone... I stopped offering it that day. Can't do anything arse related either way round but particularly on them...fuck no. Fair play to you ladies that do!
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I had a 69 year old client with an erection issue book for an hour today.
That was the least of the issues. There was blood oozing from his penis. We were both quite freaked and after halfway through the session we decided to call it a day. I naturally did not offer any oral but played a little with my hands only and he played with me.
I was relieved when he left as it felt quite awkward.
Now I am eating my sandwich here and can't think of anything else!
Though online it says it can be an indication of medication side effects.
Not the best however.
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I'm happy to say my my last booking was with my favourite reg who comes to see me every month for 2 hours, always books well in advance and follows my booking procedures to the letter, and never cancels. He's a lovely person, pretty good looking and gentle, always put the envelope down before I need to ask, always brings flowers, champagne and sometimes an extra gift. He has a mature attitude and never sends any silly emails or messages in between or asks for a date. He really is the most perfect client, and I always feel really uplifted afterwards. I wish I could nominate him for 'client of the year' :)
Ugh he sounds amazing! Wish they were all like that.
My last booking was someone who when he saw my nipple piercings said 'oh no! can you take them out?' hahah. he looked like a disappointed puppy
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I had a 69 year old client with an erection issue book for an hour today.
That was the least of the issues. There was blood oozing from his penis. We were both quite freaked and after halfway through the session we decided to call it a day. I naturally did not offer any oral but played a little with my hands only and he played with me.
I was relieved when he left as it felt quite awkward.
Now I am eating my sandwich here and can't think of anything else!
Though online it says it can be an indication of medication side effects.
Not the best however.
Quite worrying if it's not happened to him before but for you very unpleasant :-X
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I couldn't believe what walked through the door... young martial arts expert, tats, and a monumental kok. :o Friendly too.Thank you sweet baby Jesus!
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I recently had one of those really depressing bookings. Those entitled older guys who call you ‘darling’ as they subtly or not so subtly try to push boundaries. Complicated by the fact I have limitations (which I’m upfront about) which once in the booking he seemed all of a sudden not to understand.
I was completely upfront when he literally minutes into the booking asked ‘how many cocks I had had’ and other things along those lines. I do sensual GFE not a dirty PSE.
Never had an hour seemed so long 🙄
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Today I was convinced a no show was about to er, no show me.
He turned up and was lovely. Just in town for a day on business but says he is due back in a few weeks and will book again. Hope so!
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Guy with really bad breath despite using mouthwash (it was fine after he had used it,, but wore off very soon after). Had to use all my powers of concentration to last the hour booking without gagging.
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Was 15 mins late for a half an hour booking then after requesting a shower, stood hovering in my passage instead of following me to the bathroom after I said I’d take him through ???
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......then what? :) ....Im on tenterhooks! Did you have to coax him out like a little squirrel with peanuts?
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Was 15 mins late for a half an hour booking then after requesting a shower, stood hovering in my passage instead of following me to the bathroom after I said I’d take him through ???
Surely not your back passage?!
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oooohhh matron ;D ;D
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Surely not your back passage?!
;D
That would have been preferable and less awkward ;D
He reminded me of some strange fellow that I seen a few years ago who had his back to my front door and didn’t come in until I pulled him in ???
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Client wants incall, then outcall but takes ages to pay deposit. As soon as I get it, I tell him 60 min which he texts multiple times within that window bugging me as I'm getting ready. He lives 12 min away. I show up, sweat my ass off an hour trying to help and the poor guy can't maintain an erection for anything. Needless to say I felt bad for him but not bad enough for a refund and thankfully he didn't ask. He had to be in his early 30's. £250 plus cabfare. Wish I would've stayed 2h like we initially wanted for more but after trying 10 positions, ain't happening.
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Saw a very sophisticated looking guy with a moustache who was in fact a builder. You wouldn't know he was you really wouldn't.
He had bad body odour under his arms but luckily a spare Lynx was on hand for those occasions!
He had set his heart on some snowballing and although it isn't on my list of likes I did offer it to him as he was so appreciative and his breath wasn't bad. I would even consider putting it back on my profiles but there is a high probability I would have to refuse many of them thanks to their appalling breath lol.
He said he had never tried snowballing and it was on his sex bucket list so I didn't want to refuse him.
He was quite pleasant all in all.
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Saw client today that was nice and pushed no boundaries. After he had gone i went into the bathroom to clean the shower and noticed that the shower head was broken. I thought he could of said he broke it . Well how wrong I was because about an hour later I had a text from him saying that he had bought me a new shower head , and would it be okay if he could come back and fit it for me . I said of course and how kind he was . He fitted it for me and I made her m a drink
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Saw client today that was nice and pushed no boundaries. After he had gone i went into the bathroom to clean the shower and noticed that the shower head was broken. I thought he could of said he broke it . Well how wrong I was because about an hour later I had a text from him saying that he had bought me a new shower head , and would it be okay if he could come back and fit it for me . I said of course and how kind he was . He fitted it for me and I made her m a drink
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That’s so sweet!! He probably felt really guilty so kept quiet! Omg x
Yes I suspect that’s the reason he kept quiet. I will definitely see him again and give him an extra 30 mins x
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Yes I suspect that’s the reason he kept quiet. I will definitely see him again and give him an extra 30 mins x
there are some good ones out there still ♡
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Fucking FIT guy I haven’t seen in around 2 years. Black, tattooed and ridiculously muscular. I’d fuck him for free any day (although deffo not complaining about fucking him and getting paid!)
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I saw this guy once, a couple of weeks ago.
He had quite a handsome face, was polite and well-spoken, the booking was okay, but there was something unpleasant about him, which I couldn't put my finger on.
Books again.
At the beginning of the session takes out the money and counts it out loud in front of me. I had a strange feeling it was £20 less.
He smiles, gives me the money and tells me to count it.
And he must have thought that I will not count it. But I did and it was £20 less.
He says that he took it out of the cash point (sure, cash points make mistakes all the time...) and (surprise, surprise!) takes the missing £20 out of his pocket.
I gave him a lukewarm service and will not see again.
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I saw this guy once, a couple of weeks ago.
He had quite a handsome face, was polite and well-spoken, the booking was okay, but there was something unpleasant about him, which I couldn't put my finger on.
Books again.
At the beginning of the session takes out the money and counts it out loud in front of me. I had a strange feeling it was £20 less.
He smiles, gives me the money and tells me to count it.
And he must have thought that I will not count it. But I did and it was £20 less.
He says that he took it out of the cash point (sure, cash points make mistakes all the time...) and (surprise, surprise!) takes the missing £20 out of his pocket.
I gave him a lukewarm service and will not see again.
Well spotted on the £20 less.
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Fucking FIT guy I haven’t seen in around 2 years. Black, tattooed and ridiculously muscular. I’d fuck him for free any day (although deffo not complaining about fucking him and getting paid!)
Lucky lady :)
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Quickie with a very hot young black guy :)
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Ok booking but he was a bragger and a boaster and bordered on the indiscreet.
Not in a hurry to see him again.
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Ok booking but he was a bragger and a boaster and bordered on the indiscreet.
Not in a hurry to see him again.
Out of interest, what did he brag about?
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Out of interest, what did he brag about?
Other sps he has met and he named one of them. Told me of his civvy exploits and was a little too detailed which was not info I needed to know. It was a one hour booking and plenty of action but he managed to cram in a hell of a lot of bragging before, during and after.
It also makes me smile when they tell me they will be back and I am thinking oh that's what you think. I may shove him onto my Only See If Quiet list. :)
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I had two one after the other very lovely gentleman I do hope they will return :)
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An absolutely lovely gent who is recovering from cancer. This gives us a few physical challenges regarding sex but definitely worth it!
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:) Just met a very occasional (to me) client who was wearing his Fitbit watch. I jokingy asked that he check his heart rate when he orgasmed. He did and it had naturally shot up to a scary level. I must still have that special touch. ;D
Our conversation turned to some bizarre things after that. Nice man though.
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3 Outcalls in 3 different towns. The first two had very large cocks and had unfortunately booked longer sessions..Even going slow and gentle, I was counting the minutes..
I was so happy my 3rd booking had a nice small cock and had booked a half hour no hassle session ( whip off our respective jeans and T-shirt and half a minute or so on his parent's couch later, all done ;D
I was so chuffed, I offered to visit for 15 minutes the next time ( thus saving him £20 ) He was delighted :)
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3 Outcalls in 3 different towns. The first two had very large cocks and had unfortunately booked longer sessions..Even going slow and gentle, I was counting the minutes..
I was so happy my 3rd booking had a nice small cock and had booked a half hour no hassle session ( whip off our respective jeans and T-shirt and half a minute or so on his parent's couch later, all done ;D
I was so chuffed, I offered to visit for 15 minutes the next time ( thus saving him £20 ) He was delighted :)
Sometimes a relief to see a smaller hard cock !
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I was so chuffed, I offered to visit for 15 minutes the next time ( thus saving him £20 ) He was delighted :)
Every time I have done this for regs who shot very fast they never come back.
I never offer any more
Mans pride is dainty :o
Last booking
Lovely reg roleplay
Lovely first booking x
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Well my last booking made me work for every penny. He actually used his watch to time the half an hour session. I didn’t know whether to laugh or be shocked. And during our session he kept checking the time I was so confused.
I literally broke a sweat, he was really trying to get his money’s worth even though he could only stay hard for about 5 mins at a time. Towards the end, the end goal was to cum, well that to me looked like it wasn’t happening and I was getting super frustrated because we both could clearly see he wasn’t going to release but he was still trying to force it. To end the session I just had to be blunt like....
“You ain’t going to cum, lets just end it there” crude of me I know. But he appreciated my honest and told me he liked me. But tbh I’m thinking if he’s going to be like that I don’t think I want to see him again lol.
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After time waster calls I got a gorgeous guy turn up. Going through a divorce wanted a hassle free encounter his work mate recommended aw..I got lucky :)
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Busy day ..
One came in paid for the hour cum during reverse oral and apologised. I felt sorry for him so gave him money not all of it .
Next one was bit dodgy and I did oral protected I choose a strawberry flavour condom but after a while it made me feel sick sucking on it so used oral gel ontop. He was asking about network of escorts I said we are all I touch with each other by phone. we all give details of all dodgy clients he looked uncomfortable. Strange that!
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Having a nightmare. Took a risk on a hotel and turned out to be keycarded at the end of the corridor. :(
Had one client booked in who I’ve seen before so I didn’t mind collecting him. But then we basically spent his hour laughing about how annoying and stupid it is about the carded entry.
:FF fed up with today, bc now im too anxious about it to take anymore bookings. Ugh x
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Having a nightmare. Took a risk on a hotel and turned out to be keycarded at the end of the corridor. :(
Had one client booked in who I’ve seen before so I didn’t mind collecting him. But then we basically spent his hour laughing about how annoying and stupid it is about the carded entry.
:FF fed up with today, bc now im too anxious about it to take anymore bookings. Ugh x
A key carded is always a nightmare. Can you meet them and bring them up to your room ?
Good luck there
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Busy day ..
One came in paid for the hour cum during reverse oral and apologised. I felt sorry for him so gave him money not all of it .
Next one was bit dodgy and I did oral protected I choose a strawberry flavour condom but after a while it made me feel sick sucking on it so used oral gel ontop. He was asking about network of escorts I said we are all I touch with each other by phone. we all give details of all dodgy clients he looked uncomfortable. Strange that!
Lol I tell them we're in daily contact with the police. :)
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Last one a very big boy left me sore even though he was quickie and was considerate oooch :'( so I'm just not doing anymore now .
I fortunately had a few before him.
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Had a close call today as thankfully I can see the clients from the location I ask them to call me from . Saw the client was very obese and thought no way am I going to see him . I did say why and he called me a time waster .
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Had a close call today as thankfully I can see the clients from the location I ask them to call me from . Saw the client was very obese and thought no way am I going to see him . I did say why and he called me a time waster .
Hmm that is a bit of a time waste on his part though :/
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Had a close call today as thankfully I can see the clients from the location I ask them to call me from . Saw the client was very obese and thought no way am I going to see him . I did say why and he called me a time waster .
Do you ask if they're very obese before you confirm the booking? Seems a little unfair if not.
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Do you ask if they're very obese before you confirm the booking? Seems a little unfair if not.
Yes it says on my profile that I won’t see overly obese men . I know is wrong but i am only 5’0 and find it difficult to get on top .
If people can’t read my profile then it’s not my problem
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Yes it says on my profile that I won’t see overly obese men . I know is wrong but i am only 5’0 and find it difficult to get on top .
If people can’t read my profile then it’s not my problem
Wish they would read the profiles. Ugh. Had several the last few days just openly admit they hadn’t. So I braced myself to throw them out the minute they did something I don’t advertise on my profile (clearly!), they were thankfully all vanilla basic sessions so no boundaries crossed exactly, except the obvious not having read my info.
I honestly don’t know how to ensure everyone reads it before booking.
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Wish they would read the profiles. Ugh. Had several the last few days just openly admit they hadn’t. So I braced myself to throw them out the minute they did something I don’t advertise on my profile (clearly!), they were thankfully all vanilla basic sessions so no boundaries crossed exactly, except the obvious not having read my info.
I honestly don’t know how to ensure everyone reads it before booking.
I always ask if they have any questions or requests before accepting a booking. Then I send a brief text confirming my ETA, fee, services and anything else I may want to add ("A quick meet'n'greet with soap and hot water before I arrive please! " is often worth mentioning for example :-\
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Yes it says on my profile that I won’t see overly obese men . I know is wrong but i am only 5’0 and find it difficult to get on top .
If people can’t read my profile then it’s not my problem
The thing is I think we all know they don't. I always ask about anything like that on the phone.
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I have on my AW profile that I won’t see Black clients . I had a call asking if I was available in the afternoon for an hour . I normally look out of my window to see what the client is like . For some reason I did not do this . He called to say he was here gave him my house number. Moments later door bell rang . Opened it and standing in front of me was a black guy . I said sorry but it says on my profile I don’t see black clients. He pleaded with me to see him saying that if I was not happy he would leave . He turned out to be one of the best clients I have seen as he was gentle and actually good at giving oral.
I have now removed I won’t see black clients from my AW profile.
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He turned out to be one of the best clients I have seen as he was gentle and actually good at giving oral.
I have now removed I won’t see black clients from my AW profile.
Awww I love this! ;D
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A client wanted me to do an outcall miles away from me (just a quicky), so I quoted them a ludicrous price and said I'd need 25% as a deposit. 10mins later they sent me the deposit and I had to go make the hour and a half drive, haha. I ended up staying an hour in the end and they paid me double! Was an odd but fun evening.
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Nice one...3 hr return journey?..you deserve it with a cherry on top lol ! ;D
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A client wanted me to do an outcall miles away from me (just a quicky), so I quoted them a ludicrous price and said I'd need 25% as a deposit. 10mins later they sent me the deposit and I had to go make the hour and a half drive, haha. I ended up staying an hour in the end and they paid me double! Was an odd but fun evening.
A three hour round trip is no walk in the park.
I need a 2hr fee and two coffee breaks for that 😏
Glad you had a great time though xx
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Booking mid morning with a short notice hour. I had half an hour to get prepared which I can do no problem but less warning and I am in panic mode.
Anyway he arrived and was rather nice in all ways, looks and physique, very well blessed in the cock area but I did not get to **** him (slight relief to be honest) as he just wanted oral and hand relief.
He had 15 mins left of his hour and I offered to rev things up again but he said he was quite happy.
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A corpse. Couldn't move. Wouldn't speak. Couldn't cum.
Gave him 1 hand relief but he went floppy I said sweetly 'I don't guarentee an ejaculation, you're probably tired'. I ended the session.
Only so much I am willing to do with zero feedback.
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I had a young man (about 22 I reckon), he was a gentleman and seemed quite inexperienced, afterwards he said "can I ask you something?"........"Is my cock ok size wise?". He actually had a great cock, nice size and girth, so I reassured him and he said that what i had said would help his confidence and went off happy with a big smile on his face!......Bless him.
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This booking was quickly cancelled by me before it began!
Someone I know. Very very well. The whole circumstances of how I discovered who my next client was supposed to be seems like total fate!
If only I could have taken the booking, But that was definitely a can of worms I didn’t fancy opening!
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My last booking was with someone I met once a year ago.
He’s from Newcastle so doesn’t live here which is a shame cause I would love to see him more.
He’s such a nice guy, so much banter and laughs which I love, we were just taking the piss out of ourselves.
I love someone who comes in with a smile, looking for fun as a package and actually engaging with me as a person rather than just an object. Things seem to flow so much more naturally that way, I think.
The sex itself was fun, 30 seconds of pure mayhem lol and he seemed as happy as Larry.
I’m buzzing every time I get a client like that walk through the door, just a normal respectful guy that lets things flow naturally with a great sense of humour.
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I've had months of picky gormless newby randoms ringing, asking silly questions, being paranoid, demanding, childish, needy, indecisive, illogical, scared, vague, angry, impatient, chickening out, cancelling, ghosting. So I'm refusing 95% of them. On my website, below my 'normal' priced services I have a ludicrously expensive, 'all you can eat ' gold package. Today a caller booked and came along, no questions asked. I didn't think he'd turn up.
He was respectful, politely laid my money on the table, no fuss or mind games.
He really didn't want much at all, didn't touch me, no sex or dick sucking.
He paid for 2 hours, stayed 90 minutes as he had a meeting and left me a bottle of chilled champagne.
Shouldn't it be nice like this all the time?
Time to raise my fees...
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Nice and quick, blowjob with CIM and swallow, all done within 6 minutes. God I love quickies.
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Arrive all pleasant, smiley, polite paid me in the the corridor straight away, took his shoes off without prompting. The perfect customer, right?
He stripped and lay down. I said nice and sweet as pie, 'What would you like?' he said 'I'm not used to SO MANY QUESTIONS ::) ::) ::)'. I thought, that escalated quick! Fully blown warfare has been announced! I say gently, 'I just ask because some people like a massage to relax at the start'
Mr Hairtrigger - I'm NOT submissive >:(.
Pause-Apparently I'm not allowed to speak and even if I don't there's a conversation buzing around the room that only he is privvy to in his wee mind. So I stare at him. You know how you stare at vomit starbursts on the pavement a bit curious and a bit wierded out.
Mr Hairtrigger- I'm NOT FEELING it now >:(, I'm leaving...keep the money.
He gets dressed leaves, not threatening or rude or anything, seems dissappointed with himself.
Thank you sweet baby jwesus on a skateboard! £150 for 5 minutes work. :angel:
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Gosh ilovedots it's weird you said that you can't remember I think it's a survival mechanism when we are working.
My last client today was adament we have met before but for the life of me I could not remember him which was so so odd as I'm always good with faces.
I just thought it's weird in real life everyday non working life we are probably so careful and thoughtful about who we are with and weirdly enough although I only do massage b2b with occasional extras ;) I couldn't get over not remembering him. It did get quite steamy and I regreted not bringing any condoms haha so that was a no go but he was so handsome and sexy.
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So I normally don't do 3somes for safety reasons, since I work alone but yesterday I said fuck it. Was visited by 2 best friends. Physically not too attractive but there was just something about them that was sweet and so sexy. Had fun, gosh I love 3somes. Wish I was brave enough to do them more, it's just so risky having 2 men in my apartment. Robbery comes to mind but yesterday was a session to remember, glad I took the risk
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I got my clients names mixed up......thought I was getting a young hot fittie.......instead I got the short fat guy with rank breath that I swore I wouldnt see again......I've now made sure I've saved him as bad breath man in my phone!!!
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So I normally don't do 3somes for safety reasons, since I work alone but yesterday I said fuck it. Was visited by 2 best friends. Physically not too attractive but there was just something about them that was sweet and so sexy. Had fun, gosh I love 3somes. Wish I was brave enough to do them more, it's just so risky having 2 men in my apartment. Robbery comes to mind but yesterday was a session to remember, glad I took the risk
Lucky girl! I like those horny gangbangy jobs :P :P :P
I've had 4 weeks of 'pointless enquries', abnormal, arrogant, angry, tantrum clowns and rejected 99% so pretty broke this month. Ask them any polite question about timing or service they get horribly offended. I left my phone on last night out of desparation as I don't really work after 6. Then bang, they went bonkers! At 11.00 I had 10 serious incall requests, one to do drugs at my place 3hrs@£300 ???. I'm not at my working flat and not willing to trudge over in the dark. I swear the full moon got to them last night.
I want to bed and checked my phone, by 2.00 I was chauffeured to a massive hotel suite, sipping champagne with a respectful, kind man... overbloodynight! :o
Don't let the bar stewards get you down ;D.
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Lucky girl! I like those horny gangbangy jobs :P :P :P
Ive had 4 weeks of 'pointless enquries', abnormal, arrogant, angry, tantrum clowns and rejected 99% so pretty broke this month. Ask them any polite question about timing or service they refuse to answer or tongue cut out. I left my phone on last night out of desparation as I don't really work after 6. Then bang, they went bonkers! At 11.00 I had 10 serious incall requests, one to do drugs at my place 3hrs@£300 ???. I'm not at my working flat and not willing to trudge over in the dark. I swear the full moon got to them last night.
I want to bed and checked my phone, by 2.00 I was chauffeured to a massive hotel suite, sipping champagne with a respectful, kind man... overbloodynight!
Don't let the bar stewards get you down ;D.
Story time 📚!! I wanna hear about the overnight!! *sits at your feet*
I absolutely never do those, seems terribly stressful to me. Would I sleep? Should I sleep? Will he sleep? Is he expecting an all night bang session? If I go to sleep is my $$ safe? When do I leave?
So many ??s...
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Celeste it was totally not the kind of booking I’d normally accept. He’d been socializing and drinking all day, and wasn’t in his room. Oddly, he didn’t sound drunk. I turned off the phone to avoid him and sleep but he was so sweet and accepted all my terms eg pre booking and paying the return trip. He didn’t want to talk specifics, just said come over and we’ll spend time together. The money was in the envelope, champagne on ice, I felt like a porn princess! Super friendly, cracking jokes, some foreplay a bit of sex and a total gent.
Later he told me I crushed his balls to dust with my terms and conditions. :)
I automatically take my bag into the loo each time and have it near my hands constantly. Now I don’t worry about the sleeping bit really. You have to select your clients carefully ;). If you don't feel secure or safe you should use your judgment and leave at a suitable point. I used a bag with a lock but don’t bother now. If you feel iffy you can try that Celeste. I may turn up with 2 or 3 bags not all essential with all kinds of random ho junk, cosmetics, a jumper, flats, etc. I ask him exactly what time he wants me to leave in the booking call. To sleep or not…I’ll drift in and out but not in a bad way.
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All I'll say is that the client had brought a roll of kitchen roll to dry himself up after the shower .
Oh I'll also add that despite booking 1 hour , he was done in 25 minutes ... just as well , he took him 25 minutes to get showered , dry with the said kitchen roll and dressed ;D ;D ;D
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client this afternoon who was rude about my appearance. He said he does not like brunettes or big boobs . I said that you obviously never read my profile and just sent me a message , or else you would of seen in my profile I mentioned my boob size and that I’m brunette. I know i maybe overreacting but he made me nervous and I asked him to leave . He told me to fuck of and kicked my plant stand over as he went
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client this afternoon who was rude about my appearance. He said he does not like brunettes or big boobs . I said that you obviously never read my profile and just sent me a message , or else you would of seen in my profile I mentioned my boob size and that I’m brunette. I know i maybe overreacting but he made me nervous and I asked him to leave . He told me to fuck of and kicked my plant stand over as he went
What a horrible individual >:(
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client this afternoon who was rude about my appearance. He said he does not like brunettes or big boobs . I said that you obviously never read my profile and just sent me a message , or else you would of seen in my profile I mentioned my boob size and that I’m brunette. I know i maybe overreacting but he made me nervous and I asked him to leave . He told me to fuck of and kicked my plant stand over as he went
Put him on Ugly Mugs.
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Heavy smoker who didn’t warn me. Or bother with a quick spray beforehand. (Or a mint).
Guessssss what I smell like now ?! Fucking yay. :FF
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I nearly cancelled him as he was nervous and monotone on the phone, I didn't even get ready. I presumed he wouldn't make it for his massage. Now I know what's up with the nervy ones...and nowadays it's not Mr Coke. I asked how many coffee's he'd drunk. 6! So made him buy some water and drink it all while he's waiting and calm down! Far too handsome 30yr old cutey, with an extra size ding dong. A nice end to the week.
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Was told I was a waste of space because I did not arrive to his hotel room wearing a low cut black mini dress . I said don’t worry the dress is in my bag . He said no I asked you to arrive in it , can’t you understand English properly . I said I am not going to draw attention to myself , which is why I am wearing jeans and a top . Got called a useless cow that was too thick to understand a request. I was still by the door and just left .
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Was told I was a waste of space because I did not arrive to his hotel room wearing a low cut black mini dress . I said don’t worry the dress is in my bag . He said no I asked you to arrive in it , can’t you understand English properly . I said I am not going to draw attention to myself , which is why I am wearing jeans and a top . Got called a useless cow that was too thick to understand a request. I was still by the door and just left .
Please report xx
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Sorry this happened to you, it's a bummer. He's a game player. You feel really conned when that happens. I had a similar thing with the excuse of boots, he asked me to bring. I did a silent peaceful protest. I got all comfortable on the bed, ignored him, wasting his time. He didn't know what to do as I wasn't budging. He eventually called security and I took my own sweet time packing my gear while they waited to 'escort' ;D me out. A bit like the queen but different! ;D I made a meal of it polite, nice and slow, no rush. All three men waiting on me.
It's best to be calm and confident in these situations. I told security I was considering calling the police on him about a dispute. They said 'Are you really!!! :o'. They were more fascinated than anything, not aggressive at all. I know hotels keep notes on guests. I want to to poison his relationship with the hotel, so they all know what games he's up to. >:D
The hotel can choose to evict him if he's on their naughty list, that sword cuts both ways.
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Sorry this happened to you, it's a bummer. He's a game player. You feel really conned when that happens. I had a similar thing with the excuse of boots, he asked me to bring. I did a silent peaceful protest. I got all comfortable on the bed, ignored him, wasting his time. He didn't know what to do as I wasn't budging. He eventually called security and I took my own sweet time packing my gear while they waited to 'escort' ;D me out. A bit like the queen but different! ;D I made a meal of it polite, nice and slow, no rush. All three men waiting on me.
It's best to be calm and confident in these situations. I told security I was considering calling the police on him about a dispute. They said 'Are you really!!! :o'. They were more fascinated than anything, not aggressive at all. I know hotels keep notes on guests. I want to to poison his relationship with the hotel, so they all know what games he's up to. >:D
Salty, this is GOLD! Wish we could do that sort of thing over here; well, I suppose we could, he's not exactly going to call security, given it's not legal here. I'd probably have stayed calm (maybe😆) like you & then done the stroll out. Nice!🙌🏻👏🏻
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;D Celeste, interesting situation in USA if you requested your cancellation fee, mine is £50-£80 depending on the value of the job.
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My last one was today and was an outcall to a regular,
Was amazing cause we click really well and we ordered room service and I got a nice steak and a cocktail ;D
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Actually got a client :)
Really lovely sexy at first but then put his bare cock in and though I said no twice I gave hima rubber I wouldn't risk seeing again as I clearly said I don't do fingering he put his finger me.
Apologised then got dressed and left .
Hoping my next one isn't a problem
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Sugar sorry this happened to you, do you not put the condom on for them? I had a civilian accident and caught clams in seconds.
Stealthing-Removing or tampering with condom without consent now a crime in switzerland...a geezer got 1 year. It's also why Sweden's hunting 'beardy-chops Ass Ange' for the past 7 years.
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Actually got a client :)
Really lovely sexy at first but then put his bare cock in and though I said no twice I gave hima rubber I wouldn't risk seeing again as I clearly said I don't do fingering he put his finger me.
Apologised then got dressed and left .
Hoping my next one isn't a problem
Did he do it on purpose. If so please report. Xx
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Booking to lovely hotel in Birmingham. Client looked about 20 was very shy and adorable with it , kept saying please and thank you . Asked if he could lick my pussy saying sorry if I’m no good at it . I just smiled at him thinking aww bless . He need not of worried because he was very good and did not lick me like someone gone mad. I returned the favour and sucked his cock which was very nice and a nice size too . He asked if it was ok if we had sex now , I asked him which position he would like and he said on me top because I love your big boobs . I got on top and in no time at all he cum inside the condom . I cleaned him up and asked if he would like to do doggy. He said I am sorry but my time is up as I only paid for 1 hour . I told him not to worry about that as I was not in a hurry to get home . He ended up staying for about another 45 mins .
After he got dressed he asked if he could take a picture of me standing up topless. I said yes but not of my face . He showed me that he had not taken a pic of my face ,
He told me it would be a good while before he could see me again because of price of hotel . I told him that I would be very happy to see him for 90 minutes for the price of an hours booking.. He said thank you about 50 times ;D
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A gorgeous guy visited yesterday I hope he returns .
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Booking to lovely hotel in Birmingham. Client looked about 20 was very shy and adorable with it , kept saying please and thank you . Asked if he could lick my pussy saying sorry if I’m no good at it . I just smiled at him thinking aww bless . He need not of worried because he was very good and did not lick me like someone gone mad. I returned the favour and sucked his cock which was very nice and a nice size too . He asked if it was ok if we had sex now , I asked him which position he would like and he said on me top because I love your big boobs . I got on top and in no time at all he cum inside the condom . I cleaned him up and asked if he would like to do doggy. He said I am sorry but my time is up as I only paid for 1 hour . I told him not to worry about that as I was not in a hurry to get home . He ended up staying for about another 45 mins .
After he got dressed he asked if he could take a picture of me standing up topless. I said yes but not of my face . He showed me that he had not taken a pic of my face ,
He told me it would be a good while before he could see me again because of price of hotel . I told him that I would be very happy to see him for 90 minutes for the price of an hours booking.. He said thank you about 50 times ;D
Sounds like a lovely client, on his way to become your regular! When I was younger I always pursued older men and preferred older clients. Now much younger clients 18-24 are some of my favorite clients: they are usually super polite, if shy, have plenty of physical energy for me, are more likely to become regular loyal polite clients, and most importantly are impressionable and teachable to be great clients and lovers. Escorts can have fun too! Biggest downside is they may have less money for our high rates, but I make that up with flexible rates and higher volume.
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Sounds like a lovely client, on his way to become your regular! When I was younger I always pursued older men and preferred older clients. Now much younger clients 18-24 are some of my favorite clients: they are usually super polite, if shy, have plenty of physical energy for me, are more likely to become regular loyal polite clients, and most importantly are impressionable and teachable to be great clients and lovers. Escorts can have fun too! Biggest downside is they may have less money for our high rates, but I make that up with flexible rates and higher volume.
He was and really hope he does become my regular . I normally see older clients myself but because he was very polite on the phone and told me his age I decided to see him . I know he had to save his money to see me and pay for home room because he told me . He had the biggest smile on his face when I told me I would see him for 90 mins for price of a 60 min booking. I will definitely be teaching him a thing or two :)
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He was and really hope he does become my regular . I normally see older clients myself but because he was very polite on the phone and told me his age I decided to see him . I know he had to save his money to see me and pay for home room because he told me . He had the biggest smile on his face when I told me I would see him for 90 mins for price of a 60 min booking. I will definitely be teaching him a thing or two :)
This is one of my favorite non-financial aspects of this job. Congrats on your new client !
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Yeeeeesh. So not good smh. Firstly he dicked around on the times, was last night at 6 pm, then today 10 am, then 2:30 pm. I grow increasingly annoyed. A few other things blah blah.
He walks in the room, first words out of his mouth are, "You by yourself? I need to check to make sure we're alone."
You guys, I lost my fucking mind. I'll admit it ~ when I'm asked that, it scares the daylights out of me. When I'm afraid, it makes me super aggressive. This poor man never stood a chance against Hurricane Celeste.
"Omg, why? Were you followed? Will someone else knock on the door? Will WE not be alone?" says I to him very sarcastically.
"Uh no of course I wasn't followed...?" *confused look as he ~ unasked ~ places donation on table*
"Well my gosh! You'd better look everywhere then, shouldn't you? Quick, open the closet door! Wait, what will you do if someone's IN there? *he carefully opens door, no boogeymen🙄*.
"Check the shower, hurry! Ohhhh, the shower curtain is back, clearly showing you that no one's in there. Hmmm!"
Client says uhhhh this is getting really weird. Girls, I gave him THE LINE😆. I said the LINE about how the last guy that had asked me that, I killed & ate his liver with some fava beans & a nice Chianti *dances 💃around*. See the original post in How Not to Book an Escort, World Championships.
He left the donation & ran for the door. LMMFAO.
I'm honestly feeling a teensy bit bad bc I really did come down on him hard, but goddammit don't come in my room asking that shit. I'm seriously debating putting it on my website.
Anyway. I got paid AND got to yell at someone👍🏻. Score!
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I'm honestly feeling a teensy bit bad bc I really did come down on him hard, but goddammit don't come in my room asking that shit. I'm seriously debating putting it on my website.
Anyway. I got paid AND got to yell at someone👍🏻. Score!
Can I hire you to yell at my clients for me please. :-*
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Can I hire you to yell at my clients for me please. :-*
Honestly, I was scared, that's why I was so rough on him.🙁
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I'm admiring how you dommed his ass celeste! I had same in London, American guy seriously stood there wanted to search my rooms.
Painfully slow week, my Saturdays are pants and my phones usually off..then a two hour booking, sweet guy, brought champagne and though it's an 'all you can eat pervert service, he only wanted a tantric massage. Crisps and bubbles on a Saturday lunchtime ! Club Tropicana!
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An interminable half hour in which it was impossible to get him to cum. Nice chap who wants to book longer next time :(
My clothes and bag now stink of stale canabis, though he didn't dare light up while I was there.
There will never be a "next time" :-X
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An interminable half hour in which it was impossible to get him to cum. Nice chap who wants to book longer next time :(
My clothes and bag now stink of stale canabis, though he didn't dare light up while I was there.
There will never be a "next time" :-X
that smell is vile .. :-X
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Had a lovely very enjoyable booking with a new client. After he had gone I went to clean to have a shower and noticed his wallet on the floor . Picket it up and checked inside to find there is cards and money . Fully expecting him to call me back saying he had left his wallet behind. After an hour nothing . So I decided to text him and still no reply . This was 3 hours ago and still no reply. I suppose he could have another phone and not seen my text or noticed his wallet is missing.
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Friday 20:00 Good reservation. Spend 2 minute sex and 25 minute talk to impress me
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Spend 2 minute sex and 25 minute talk to impress me
A true BFE (boy friend experience) then :D :D :D
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A true BFE (boy friend experience) then :D :D :D
;D :D
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Someone I have known for years as a client, but only books once or twice a year at most.
Wants ASAP and requests bunny girl outfit with stockings and gloves to match? ???
I have never owned such a garment in my life but made-do with a 15 year old 'Body' piece.
Hours later out walking the dog, I realised I had forgotten all about the gloves.. The one part of this bizarre request I actually owned (though nylon, not "velvet" as per request) :-\
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Someone I have known for years as a client, but only books once or twice a year at most.
Wants ASAP and requests bunny girl outfit with stockings and gloves to match? ???
I have never owned such a garment in my life but made-do with a 15 year old 'Body' piece.
Hours later out walking the dog, I realised I had forgotten all about the gloves.. The one part of this bizarre request I actually owned (though nylon, not "velvet" as per request) :-\
;D Bunnies were big in the 60's was he 100 yrs old? They've still got a club here but never met anyone who's been.
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;D Bunnies were big in the 60's was he 100 yrs old?
Hehe ;D He's late 50's/early 60s I think..
I'm just perplexed he hoped I would have that sort of outfit all laid out, ready to drive to his at a moments notice!
I half expected him to be in Hugh Heffner Silk pyjamas and slippers to match me when I arrived.. :D
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Don't we all have that in our wardrobe P! Yes the dudester Heff sprung to mind immediately! Your guys just the right age for Buns to be fapp fodder when he was a kid ;D
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Finally got a booking today which was a relief
He complained that he had not been able to get to see me for some reason .
Also that he wanted me to do a set day which I don't guarantee.
He complained about his wife throughout and wore her red thong :D
His breath was horrid and when he asked to kiss I said I didn't feel like it .
Anyway he walked off looking miserable at the end
I do not care!!
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Wanker wanted to stop at around the 45 minute mark, and said he didn’t want to continue, said he was happy to just cuddle. Ran over by 10 minutes and I hopped up and he was like ‘well can I get hand relief before I go?’ And when I said no he got in a huff and kept doing dramatic petulant sighs as he was getting dressed. I was fuming!!!
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I'd have asked for more money.
Had him in the phone as mass & HR but he asked for an escort booking when i questioned him before arrival. Turns up & asks what he's not allowed to do ::) so I go into my escort spiel. He looks perplexed then mentions mass & Hr again ??? so he's paid for half hour so I said I'd strip off to nude for that price & he could touch. He were go indecisive nob head alert. Asks to lick my boobs :-\ said I can't reach over & wank him at the same time (bad back). I was making excuses not to be slobbered on. He asks how I got into the job & why I do it. ::) Whilst I'm wanking him he asks what I'm into sexually. I make some shit up to get him off.
Upon leaving he mentions his Dad declining after a nasty fall with NHS negligence then talks about his first grandchild dying, more hospital negligence. Jesus If I wasn't depressed before I certainly am worse now. :'(
Don't need that shit with PMS & a bad back. Off loaded his balls then offloaded his problems. Don't want to see him again.
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Some of my clients use me as their therapist, it can be wearing but I don't mind.
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Two bookings, one immediately after the other, the first client was a pleasure. Five minutes later comes my next advance booking. He booked politely on phone, arrived on time, I knew he was early 60s as and had hearing problems as I repeated everything many times.
He took forever up the stairs as obese and breathing issues, no eye contact and a punched lip with scab. But clean and tidy. Face sour like a jug of lemons. I know he's gonna break my chair and table. Paid up notes, neatly folded and ready. I'm very nice and sweet as I feel a bit sorry for him. His body seemed to be an encumbrance and he's strangely detached from it, anyway I'm watching him and feeling more and more uncomfortable.
I can't work him out, has he been hit on the head? concussion? or is he gonna have a heart attack? I don't want to touch this person. No alcohol smell. I also think he's making me repeat everything as a ploy but can understand everything perfectly. I'm thinking he's got health issues but underneath that he's a bit of a cunt as Amy says.
He can't get into the shower as he's a wide circular shape and has no flexibility. He fiddles with the doors hoping they might come apart. I know he's gonna break my poor little shower doors. He's afraid of slipping, his balance is all wrong. He suddenly says he wants to cancel. I say, yes, but I keep £150 cancellation fee, cause I want him out quick. He offers £100. Nope, £150 as I've arranged my day for him and I'm naked. He's been here 5 minutes. I'm really glad he's leaving and give him the remaining £130, keeping my juicy cancellation fee.
I don't feel threatened but I'm firm. I'm fitter and faster than him and prepared to surpise him if he turns nasty. I watch as he can't work out how to put his trousers on, staring at them for a long, long, time remembering where his legs should go. Then he can't reach his feet to put his socks on.
He calls me 'stupid' as he hobbles down the steepest stairs in London. I've got your money you chimp so who's the stupid one? £30 per minute I smile in my head.
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Booking was going fine until he told me he was a member of that dreadful punting forum. I will not knowing see anyone that posts there . I gave him half his money back and asked him to leave.
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Ughhhh
I had the most arrogant Chav i've ever met last night. I gave him the benefit of doubt but he was asking the most stupid and personal questions.
Nothing malicious, but its clear this idiot had little to no education and zero filter.
The worst thing was his hygiene!! It was shocking. How do some of these people cope??
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Booking was going fine until he told me he was a member of that dreadful punting forum. I will not knowing see anyone that posts there . I gave him half his money back and asked him to leave.
:-[ it's a shame you were feeling so negative but punting forums do have that effect on some escorts. I'm sure not all their members are vile. If one visited me my heart would sink then I would be thinking oh no I'm going to get the most awful review now .but that dosnt always occur.
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I have no idea what the above post is meant to signify but we'll move on now, I think :)
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:-[
Was a shame as he was a nice client and left without any fuss .
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Was a shame as he was a nice client and left without any fuss .
Personally I'd have just carried on with the booking as normal - why risk creating bad feeling?
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Personally I'd have just carried on with the booking as normal - why risk creating bad feeling?
If somebody wants to throw out a perfectly decent, pleasant, paying punter for no reason other than that they disapprove of something that punter does in his free time then that's their business. Once again, we're going to move on now.
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Ughhhh
I had the most arrogant Chav i've ever met last night. I gave him the benefit of doubt but he was asking the most stupid and personal questions.
Nothing malicious, but its clear this idiot had little to no education and zero filter.
The worst thing was his hygiene!! It was shocking. How do some of these people cope??
Did he ask you your name? (as in he wanted to know your real name :FF)
This infuriates me & I use them as a ~ heh heh ~ teachable moment.
"You've booked an appointment with me but you don't know my name?"
"No, what's your real name?"
*sweet smile* "As far as you're concerned, it's Celeste. Are you married? Have kids? A girlfriend? See how those ??s are none of my business? It works both ways."
Then you watch as the lightbulb 💡goes off🤦🏼♀️.
Teachable moment.🤷🏼♀️
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I notice that I've been avoiding to meet if someone has a catalogue of feedback by so many "different" women; they also send me a lengthy message (several thick paragraphs on top of "a lengthy service list" as if to say, "look, I'm important, you read and digest what I tell you."
This immediately put me right off.
Also, an influence by "Professional Punter" thread that made me aware of these people. . .
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I must add that there are nice men, who have hundreds of feedback.
They never bother to expect you to read an essay (T & C)!!!
These men are different. But one must expect they are rare. . .
It seems men who are used to "parlor culture" are the worst.
But again, there are nice men, who used parlours.
Just arrogance is hard to tolerate . . .
It always reminds me of "c o n t r o l".
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I notice that I've been avoiding to meet if someone has a catalogue of feedback by so many "different" women; they also send me a lengthy message (several thick paragraphs on top of "a lengthy service list" as if to say, "look, I'm important, you read and digest what I tell you."
This immediately put me right off.
Also, an influence by "Professional Punter" thread that made me aware of these people. . .
On this forum?
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Yes. . .
On Saafe. . . :)
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Awkward and made me feel on edge. Not entirely sure why, but got to the extent I was looking around for an easy escape/means to defend myself if needed. Managed to get him to cum and cut the booking short but it wasn’t a pleasant experience.
Been dead lately so probably didn’t screen as much as I normally would have. Never mind, he’s gone now.
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I used to have a client who from the beginning to the end of the booking want me to tie him up and play with his dick. For a whole hour, no sex. I’d run out of ideas. And I’d see him like once or twice a week sometimes I just didn’t have the strength to see him so would just say I was busy. Sounds like an easy booking until you’re there for a whole hour
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I used to have a client who from the beginning to the end of the booking want me to tie him up and play with his dick. For a whole hour, no sex. I’d run out of ideas. And I’d see him like once or twice a week sometimes I just didn’t have the strength to see him so would just say I was busy. Sounds like an easy booking until you’re there for a whole hour
I did outcall to guy who used to visit massage parlour where I work. He said he wanted me to do something I couldn't do at work, no sex involved. He booked hour and when I got there he gave me pair of rubber kitchen gloves and just wanted me to rub his balls and wank him for whole hour, when finish he wanted to cum on my tits. Really boring time but money is easy so have seen him regularly now for over a year.
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A lovely gent completely adoring me and covered me with kisses, one of those good Evo boosts and telling me he'll come back....nice ;D
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I don't ever post on here in case clients are watching (spoiler: yes a few do) so I'm gonna talk about my first booking on Weds this week. A regular client who I can always count on for an orgasm and on this occasion gave me two massive ones. He's the only client I ever give a discount to and it's because I know when he calls that I'm at least gonna enjoy the afternoon 😂
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I don't ever post on here in case clients are watching (spoiler: yes a few do) so I'm gonna talk about my first booking on Weds this week. A regular client who I can always count on for an orgasm and on this occasion gave me two massive ones. He's the only client I ever give a discount to and it's because I know when he calls that I'm at least gonna enjoy the afternoon 😂
Honestly the orgasms are not what makes a great booking for me. I would never even consider giving a discount for one :o Each to their own though :)
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I did outcall to guy who used to visit massage parlour where I work. He said he wanted me to do something I couldn't do at work, no sex involved. He booked hour and when I got there he gave me pair of rubber kitchen gloves and just wanted me to rub his balls and wank him for whole hour, when finish he wanted to cum on my tits. Really boring time but money is easy so have seen him regularly now for over a year.
I thought you were about to say he wanted you to don the rubber gloves.. and do his housework for your hourly rate ;D
See, I would much prefer washing up and ironing to wanking and shagging..if only it paid the same.. :-\
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Honestly the orgasms are not what makes a great booking for me. I would never even consider giving a discount for one :o Each to their own though :)
Each to their own indeed! Is there anything that would persuade you to discount a specific client?
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Each to their own indeed! Is there anything that would persuade you to discount a specific client?
Nothing based on their 'performance', but I've given discounts for things that were my fault ie; Due to a misunderstanding I was 20 mins late for a client so I said 20 less was ok. I do reduced rates for all sometimes when it suits me, or if a booking isn't involving sex I've done socialising booking rates before.
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Ok guy chatted and just hand relief easy booking :)
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I turned up and upon asking to get the awkward bit out of the way he told me that he didn't have cash on him, asked me for my bank account details and when I said I only take cash told me that "we're living in a cashless society" ::) he got visibly annoyed when I told him that we'd have to do it another time and went to leave. Dick.
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Second booking with a guy who’s an absolute dream in every way. Passed my screening with flying colours as had actually read the profile fully before contacting, immaculately clean but still showers, on time, follows my text where to park etc to the T. Also helps that he’s fucking fit.
Wish they were all like that!
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Just had a lovely booking with client that I had previously cut booking short because I did not like where he posted . He messaged me this morning asking me if I would agree to see him today for an hour . I was surprised he wanted to as I was rude to cut booking short . Had a lovely sensual booking and won’t hesitate to see him again
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I always thought my ideal booking would involve lots of chat and very little sex, if you don't mind.
Tonight I spent 2 hours with 'David bloody Brent' from The Office :-\
My ears are now bleeding with his 120 minute utterly self-absorbed diatribe bragging of his "exciting life of travel" He didn't even pause to ask my name even.
After showering, I was hoping for a quick getaway - and then the phone videos came out.. :'(
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I always thought my ideal booking would involve lots of chat and very little sex, if you don't mind.
Tonight I spent 2 hours with 'David bloody Brent' from The Office :-\
My ears are now bleeding with his 120 minute utterly self-absorbed diatribe bragging of his "exciting life of travel" He didn't even pause to ask my name even.
After showering, I was hoping for a quick getaway - and then the phone videos came out.. :'(
I had a "David Brent" the other week, as well as boring me shitless he had the added attraction of bad hygeine, I could smell his backside through his pants!! Marched him off to the shower with a bottle of hibiscrub!
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The saddest, most upset client ever who I’m glad called me because he needed someone to be with and talk to.
Quite concerned for his safety, to be honest, but I’m not sure what I can do?
I’m really upset for him :(
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The client was obviously Johnny Rotten's lost twin, 'Anarchy in the UK' was looped in my head the whole time.
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MWM just encourage the client to call the Samaritans if need be.
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I asked client if he would have a shower. He say no need as I just want you to keep slapping me across the face as hard as you can . I told him that he obviously had no read my profile because I offer a GFE service with very few likes and dom is not one of them . He say it is what he wants and I must do it because he is paying .I said no and gave him all his money back . He did leave without a fuss
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I asked client if he would have a shower. He say no need as I just want you to keep slapping me across the face as hard as you can . I told him that he obviously had no read my profile because I offer a GFE service with very few likes and dom is not one of them . He say it is what he wants and I must do it because he is paying .I said no and gave him all his money back . He did leave without a fuss
That’s why I now require a discussion of services over the phone before agreeing to a booking. If they turn up and want stuff not mentioned or on offer, there’s no chance in hell I'm giving them a refund. Their fault not mine.
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Wonderful second time outcall clients like makes life a pleasure.
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That’s why I now require a discussion of services over the phone before agreeing to a booking. If they turn up and want stuff not mentioned or on offer, there’s no chance in hell I'm giving them a refund. Their fault not mine.
I will be doing the same from now on because it isn’t the first time it’s happened.
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Decided to bid on a reverse booking because his request was perfectly normal and he was just asking for a vanilla service with just protected sex and ow or owo, depending on the ladies preference and Ro . For £120 Outcall . I thought I’ll bed £150 to see if he excepted. He did except and straight away sent me a message on AW with his hotel confirmation details including reference number.
He sent me a text yesterday morning to say he was just confirming our booking for afternoon. I had a text later with his room number and location of lifts and way to his room.
I got to hotel and was let in very quickly ,I hate hanging in corridor waiting for client to open door . He gave me the money straight away .
He was so polite that he even asked if I was ok in this position and to please say if I wasn’t. His Ro technique was very good , nice slow kicks on my clit . He was extremely clean and not a hint of BO, . When booking had finished he asked me if I would be happy to see him again, I said I would be very happy to, just let me know when and time .
I wish all clients where like him good manners polite and only wanting basic services.
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I have just had a horrible booking with a client that was rough and abusive . He sound perfectly ok on the phone but I guess they all can :( . As soon as I opened the door he said pushed passed me looked round my flat and said ok bitch get your big tits out . I said can you please leave as I don’t like your attitude, Told me he won’t be leaving and did give me the money . He said now I’m going to see those tits and before I had chance to stop him he ripped my blouse open breaking the bottoms . He then tried to rip my bra of but could so I took it off. He started to squeeze them very hard and kept saying just seen if they are real . I said you are hurting me and he just smiled and said stop moaning and remember I’m paying . He pushed me on the bed held me down lifted up my skirt and spank me very hard , I was now crying and he still kept Spanking me ,he stopped and said I’m going to fuck you up the arse now . I told him no as I do not allow anal . He told me to shut up or he will break my fingers . He anal rapped me and when he finished said I will be back for more .
I had a bath and went straight to police station and reported him . The police where very understanding.
I have decided that I will no longer see new client as very scared this might happen again
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Charmaine I am very sorry this man brutally attacked you. I'm here if you need a chat.
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Very sorry to read this, Charmaine - please put up a warning when you've recovered and sorted yourself out.
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*clucks around you Charmaine & wonders who I know in BritLand that can pay this asshole a visit with Lucille (The Walking Dead reference) & see how HE likes it.😡😡😡*
You guys are fortunate in the sense you're able to go to the police.
Hope you're ok, dear.💋
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So so so sorry to hear what you went through. I would have thought having a bath after is a bad idea as stops the police getting DNA evidence but then again this wouldn’t be my concern at the time.
Please look after yourself and contact NUM they are a great support system and helped me with some work related issues. Xx
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Thank you all . I know now I should not of had a bath but could not stand to have his filth on me ,
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Charmaine I don't blame you for wanting to wash off that disgusting man .
I hope that you get much support and nothing like this happens to you again .
It can have a huge impact on you physically and mentally and take time to get over such a trauma .
Big hug sent your way ♡
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Thank you all . I know now I should not of had a bath but could not stand to have his filth on me ,
Keeping semen anywhere could be far more hazardous than keeping
it for hours whilst someone takes samples as forensic
evidence for the court.
If you ask me, it's unrealistic.
However, the police checks any signs of trauma, scratches etc.
You did the right thing, Charmaine.
Brave that you gave your Statement.
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Thank you all . I know now I should not of had a bath but could not stand to have his filth on me ,
I know exactly what you mean Charmaine - I had a condom remover a couple years ago and as soon as I kicked him out the door I was in the shower. I knew full well that I was washing away evidence but my body overruled my brain.
I hope everything goes well with the police and I'm so sorry this happened to you. Be very kind to yourself. Do what will make you feel better. Cook yourself a hearty meal. Have a Netflix marathon. Find a Groupon for a massage or a haircut. Buy a book. Buy some new bed linen (I know it's 1am but Tesco is open and most 24hr stores stock bed linen) --so do Asda but their own stock is shit--
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Mind games!
He paid me a fair wallop of money, 30's healthy, obviously quite wealthy and as the money changed hands said....the words which are the kiss of death for any session-
'You're expensive'
'Compared to what?'
'I went to Norway and the lady only charged £130 and that's an expensive country'
'I charge what I'm worth and if she thinks she's worth £130 that's good for her'
He feels a need to lay down the law and gripe about the fee, which means he'll get one of my best shit services.
So now I'm completely disinterested and looking forward to him leaving in 45 minutes rather than the hour.
I'm prepared to do the sensual nude massage as advertised..but he actually doesn't want it. ???
What's annoying is he doesn't explain upfront. Eventually I gather the tiny bits of information he's willing to reveal, 'no nudity, genitals or bum touching'. It's like squeezing water out of a stone and I'm counting the minutes till he gets his coat.
So I give him the conventional massage he wants which costs around £60 at a legit place. At the end I asked why he chose me when he could have chosen from 100 budget, non sensual provider, he said a cheaper girl might be shocked if he got an erection-which he never did at any stage. I can't make head or tail of it.
I got paid handsome in case something happens...that won't happen. Fair enough. ;D
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This is an odd question because although i have retired and moved on, I still have people asking to see me. I don't know if I would have the nerve to actually go ahead given certain factors such as I'm older and not as confident as I used to be, but I have not ruled it out.
The very last booking I had was with a regular client who saw me in an hotel and we had some bubbly and a lot of fun and a service he wanted. i was and still am very fond of him and he asks to see me now. The booking was great fun and exactly why I liked the job. If every booking was like that i might still be working now.
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This is an odd question because although i have retired and moved on, I still have people asking to see me.
If you've retired and moved on (and presumably dumped your work phone, ads, emails etc), how are these people able to contact you?
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My last booking was a younger man who I met on my first week of this job several years ago! I think I have seen him only approx. twice a year since then but it is nice for men to come back at any time. His is and always was a different type of booking though. No kissing or sex at all at his request. Only a sensual massage and some teasing with hand and oral to finish. Not my usual type of booking but am happy to do this with him.
Re Amy's post above, if and when I decide my last ever booking is going to take place then I have always maintained I will not return. The end will be the end and all possible methods of communication with clients will be severed once and for all. Not ready to do that yet but I have to be 100% sure it is the end so no rash decisions from me.
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Just did nuru massage with a guy with chest stubble. I feel like a layer of my skin has come off! :/
Never thought I would have to do a disclaimer for body hair.
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I actually have a lovely one to share. It was perfect. Let me paint you a picture. My first client, which is now a reg I guess??
So he's actually a lecturer in my building at University (nothing to do with my course though). Anyway, He had a big day Friday, his thesis was getting evaluated and he would become a doctor if he manages to defend it. ANYWAY..
He wanted a really good start to the day by seeing me (cute right) But damnn I have University at 10am and parking is a bitch.. So we literally make a booking for 6am!! 6 IN THE MORNING.. So I make an effort, I put on this SEXY AF red lingerie, it's like something you'd wear to a carnavel, like rihanna that one year.. I put on a little silky dressing gown, put my coat on, because its wales and raining, and head out to his, I have so much stuff with me, towel for a shower the lot.
Anyway I get to his place and we have hot steamy sex, I'm looking sexy AF. I do my first ever deepest deep throat, the kinda deep throat were its about to entire your stomach and you've gone through the gagging bit and its actually in your entire mouth and throat ya know, eyes and nose watering deep throat. Anyway we finished, we have a cuddle and then mmm HELLO BREAKFAST. This dude makes me breakfast BUTT NAKED.
A CLIENT MADE ME BREAKFAST YA'll!!! It was lush and almost romantic as hell. I could of stayed there. We had a shower together and it was all really cute, he washed me down and then we got dressed and he put on a three piece suit.. I DID NOT WANT TO LEAVE. He looked so damn fine.. Like I was ready to fuck again once I seen that suit...
Best ever
x
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Ooh that's hot Trix! :P....hot :P
Mine was a tall, athletic, blonde toff from the countryside - shoots his own meals. I'm really a simple country wife trapped in a urban abode. I can pluck pheasants all day long. No sex, or cock sucking but he's a fingering professor. My cuppa tea down to the ground!
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*pushes Trixie to one side & goes charging off to Wales*😆
I'm still getting the ones who want to cuddle & talk about their feeeelings. BLERGH.
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Yes only one client cooked me breakfast, we need to 'trend' it or whatever they do on twatter! ;D
My last one today was a walkout and I blocked the door till he paid roughly a 3rd of the fee as cancellation. I wasn't in the mood for playing games.
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Hot guy totally my type physically, books for 30 minutes GFE. Same age group as me so we hit it off. ..or so I thought. He seemingly had an attack of verbal diarrhea as soon as we went into the bedroom. Instant turn off for me. Kept saying how "he was paying me & I should be thankful".
Had an attack of de javu myself. Everything is morphing into the same thing where guys are feeling out of their element but of course "new" to the scene. Ensues passive aggressive comments. So I counter act with stealth bordering on scathing style "flanter", rapidly changing the subject after, to buying laundry detergent or something equally dull to distract from the awkwardness.
Got an sms later to thank me for my time. ??? Give me Gin & stop talking.
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The client was told the fee beforehand, but blatantly shorted me £20, making some woolly excuse about, 'not picking up the other £20'. Yeah, and I'm the Queen of Persia.
Normally I'd insist or boot him. But this time I shrunk his 30 minutes down to 15 in my head.
He undressed and had a very large unit...and I thought this may be entertaining :P
He was done in 3 minutes. >:(
I guess he didn't want to explain he was a hit and run.
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Client was told the fee beforehand, but blatantly shorted me £20, making some woolly excuse about not picking up the other £20. Yeah, and I'm the Queen of Persia.
Normally I'd insist or boot him. But this time I shrunk his 30 minutes down to 15 in my head.
He undressed and had a very large unit.... and I thought this may be entertaining :P
He was done in 3 minutes. >:(
I guess he didn't want to explain he was a hit and run.
*collapses on floor* hit & run AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! You are so silly, I swear I live for your remarks GF!
Hit & run....*snorts*
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Repeat client booked for an hour he takes forever to cum and likes to make full use of the time by plenty of cock sucking and penetration. Both pussy and anal. He has a very good cock and although he was in my pussy for ages I made the most of it as they rarely feel that good lol.
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Last one today and last until after Xmas. First booking ever which consisted only of sensual massage with lots of teasing and hand relief. It is all he wanted and he seemed to love it all judging by the number of jesus christs and oh gods I heard. I like it when men get all religious, it means I am doing it right for them. ;D
He is very welcome back.
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I've just returned to this work after 4+ years away!! I had been so nervous throughout the buildup but it couldn't have gone better. My first client was one of my regulars from before - a sweet man, very polite and clean, with excellent boundaries. Long massage...oral...HR...done! Says he'll see me again soon :)
Off to the bank and then to get on with sorting some advertising!! Feeling SO relieved and proud of myself. My day job is really bad for my emotional and physical health so hoping this return will mean I can largely leave my civvy work behind for a good while. Woo hoooo!!
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Had an early morning booking at a hotel at 6am. I quite like early morning ones! It was chilled out and he was a gent. BUT I must have been half asleep as I completely forgot to take payment before! Lucky he paid lol
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I've just returned to this work after 4+ years away!! I had been so nervous throughout the buildup but it couldn't have gone better. My first client was one of my regulars from before - a sweet man, very polite and clean, with excellent boundaries. Long massage...oral...HR...done! Says he'll see me again soon :)
Off to the bank and then to get on with sorting some advertising!! Feeling SO relieved and proud of myself. My day job is really bad for my emotional and physical health so hoping this return will mean I can largely leave my civvy work behind for a good while. Woo hoooo!!
Well done! Getting back to it has been extremely difficult for me.
I was fine after 8years away, but after just this year off, I’m struggling so much.
It hasn’t helped with having to set up a new profile etc and other life things holding me back or getting in the way.
I miss it dreadfully.
Lovely to hear such a positive outcome for you!
Xx
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I hope this makes y'all scream with laughter as much as it did me.
Kid (25) wants a MS (mother/son) RP. I hate doing them but it's easier with the younger fellows bc it at least makes sense. With the 60 year olds it's flat out disgusting. Unfortunately he gives me fuck all to go on for the scenario, argh.
Comes in & we sit down, I say ok babe, throw me a bone here. Gotta have something. The more info you give me, the more I can tailor it to what YOU want, yadda yadda yadda.
"Well, I've always had a thing for my grandmother."
Wut?🤦🏼♀️😯
"And I always loved giving her foot rubs."
Okkkkkkk.
It was by far the weirdest & most hysterical booking I've ever had. At 1 point he's on his knees in front of me, I have a high heel on his thigh, he's just whacking himself off while I'm saying, "That right, you're Grandmas dirty boy, aren't you? Be good for Grandma or I won't leave you anything in the WILL!"
Then he gets me on the bed & starts stuffing my toes in his mouth ~ men love my damn feet, I don't know what it is ~ & panting, "omg Grandma, you're so fucking sexy, I love you so much!"
"Thats right baby, treat Grandma right or there won't be any college $$ for you!" Mind you, I'm making this all up on the fly since he gave me nothing to go on.
I'm lying there thinking, "Do not laugh Celeste. Do not laugh do not laugh FFS do not laugh!!!!"
I didn't even even have to DO him (thank the powers that be); he lost control & finished on my tummy🤦🏼♀️.
He's texted nonstop since, & thank god he was deployed this week bc I couldn't have handled him again, lmao.
There's been some MS RPs where I've wanted to cram a handful of Xanax (ok, 2) down my throat after they left bc I felt so dirty, but I just laughed & shook my head after he left.
So now I've apparently veered into GILF territory 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️. I ain't too happy about that lol. I also charged him more bc of the extra weirdness hahahaha.
My main concern is, is your grandmother still alive??? What are holidays like? Ewwww.
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Sweet gig Celeste! I had to google GILF-Foot Fetish for my peace of mind....it's really a thing :o It's now on my list of possible services for my twilight years.
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Sweet gig Celeste! I had to google GILF-Foot Fetish for my peace of mind....it's really a thing :o It's now on my list of possible services for my twilight years.
It. Was. Hysterical.
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I hope this makes y'all scream with laughter as much as it did me.
Kid (25) wants a MS (mother/son) RP. I hate doing them but it's easier with the younger fellows bc it at least makes sense. With the 60 year olds it's flat out disgusting. Unfortunately he gives me fuck all to go on for the scenario, argh.
Comes in & we sit down, I say ok babe, throw me a bone here. Gotta have something. The more info you give me, the more I can tailor it to what YOU want, yadda yadda yadda.
"Well, I've always had a thing for my grandmother."
Wut?🤦🏼♀️😯
"And I always loved giving her foot rubs."
Okkkkkkk.
It was by far the weirdest & most hysterical booking I've ever had. At 1 point he's on his knees in front of me, I have a high heel on his thigh, he's just whacking himself off while I'm saying, "That right, you're Grandmas dirty boy, aren't you? Be good for Grandma or I won't leave you anything in the WILL!"
Then he gets me on the bed & starts stuffing my toes in his mouth ~ men love my damn feet, I don't know what it is ~ & panting, "omg Grandma, you're so fucking sexy, I love you so much!"
"Thats right baby, treat Grandma right or there won't be any college $$ for you!" Mind you, I'm making this all up on the fly since he gave me nothing to go on.
I'm lying there thinking, "Do not laugh Celeste. Do not laugh do not laugh FFS do not laugh!!!!"
I didn't even even have to DO him (thank the powers that be); he lost control & finished on my tummy🤦🏼♀️.
He's texted nonstop since, & thank god he was deployed this week bc I couldn't have handled him again, lmao.
There's been some MS RPs where I've wanted to cram a handful of Xanax (ok, 2) down my throat after they left bc I felt so dirty, but I just laughed & shook my head after he left.
So now I've apparently veered into GILF territory 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️. I ain't too happy about that lol. I also charged him more bc of the extra weirdness hahahaha.
My main concern is, is your grandmother still alive??? What are holidays like? Ewwww.
Oh my god!!!! Hahahaha you are amazing. How did you not laugh? I am laughing so much.you are a funny lady xx
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"Well, I've always had a thing for my grandmother."
Wut?🤦🏼♀️😯
"And I always loved giving her foot rubs."
Okkkkkkk.
This is hilarious ;D I wouldn't be able to keep my composure!
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I was biting my lip & looking everywhere but at him, I assure you😂. I told one of the few friends who knows I do this about it, & now he won't stop sending me grandparent related memes, the ratbastard😂😂😂.
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Last client was a new guy who asked me “are you clean?”
Me: “sorry?”
Him: “are you clean? Like, do you get tested?”
What an absolute moron
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Last client was a new guy who asked me “are you clean?”
Me: “sorry?”
Him: “are you clean? Like, do you get tested?”
What an absolute moron
MWM!!!!!
I had 1 ask me this ~ I wrote about it I'm sure ~ as the MFer was leaving; "because uhhh, I went down on you & I'm married & ummm....I just need to know ...."
Stutter stammer etc.
I looked at him & said, "That's not even deserving of an answer. You're shutting the barn door after the horse has been stolen, so you know what? I'm just going to let you wonder."
I. Was. Pissed.
He bowed his head & meekly left. Douche monkey.
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MWM!!!!!
I had 1 ask me this ~ I wrote about it I'm sure ~ as the MFer was leaving; "because uhhh, I went down on you & I'm married & ummm....I just need to know ...."
Stutter stammer etc.
I looked at him & said, "That's not even deserving of an answer. You're shutting the barn door after the horse has been stolen, so you know what? I'm just going to let you wonder.
I. Was. Pissed.
He bowed his head & meekly left. Douche monkey.
I was tempted to just say “nope!” and carry on.
I think the look on my face was enough to answer his question anyway.
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My last booking was for 2 hours this morning with one of my favourite punters. Good start to the working week :) x
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Morning outcall to a smart boutique hotel. Efficient instructions to get there (client shared his location on Google maps and WhatsApp pic of hotel lift next to the reception)
Upon arrival, the client asked if I brought massage oil. I didn't - so we used the hotel lotion for a massage. After a good 20 minutes or so of kneading his back and legs, he turned over and said, 'let's move to the mirror over there.' He meant the full length mirror in the corner of the room. ;) He tried to lift me up in this standing kama sutra position - but couldn't. My feet were still touching the floor. We fumbled about in front of the mirror until he declared he needed to take a nap before lunch. He offered me some drinks from the mini fridge - I took a can of Cola and called an Uber home.
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Sounds hilarious. Could have put his back out and everything! :)
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Could have put his back out and everything! :)
Definitely don't want to be liable for any client injury. I have no insurance for that!
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lol ;D
2 hour morning booking, I've not had one of those for yonks.
It was arranged a while ago, so I was still snoring as I forget clients till they confirm 30 mins before.
I stopped writing my bookings down as so many Brit twatbags calling recently.
Norwegian, trim, very well presented mid age businessman.
Polite, passive, undemanding.
I find Scandinavians reserved and formal like that.
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Half hour regular, clean, shaved and a gentleman.
I am getting better at making sure those regs that like to hang about after time's up are politely shown to the door :)
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Walked in, paid, announced- 'I'm nervous keep the money', left.
I'd refused him for his worry wart nerves and told him to ring another day when he was calm. Then changed my mind as I was walking past my work flat anyway and wanted do some shopping. I thought let him come...what do I loose?
He was a couple seconds away then stopped suddenly to go cashpoint, kiss of death. He won't ring back-suprise he did!
Then he was jittery explaining his wife tracks his movements with a phone app. He wants to go back to the office and leave the phone there.
'Are there any offices by you? I can say I was at a meeting?'
I was 99% sure he'd walk so got the money quick, before he sat down and was still disorientated-somewhat like a rabbit in the headlights.
Spy apps are the new chastity belts lol
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Hahahahaha Salty! Yet they always find a way around don't they?🙄🙄
"His wife tracks him on his phone"? Seriously? And yet he's still doing this? Clearly not the brightest lipstick 💄on the shelf, smh.
These men kill me. She obviously has a reason for tracking him. He's still seeing us & ~ I guess ~ getting away with it ~ so what she's doing isn't working.
I swear, this is going in the book too.
Tracking apps don't work.🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
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It's a new one on me Celeste, yes she must think he's a bit fishy.
What a pussy allowing it though!
But he paid for my HRT for the next 6 months so I'm delighted.
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Total stiff who wanted jazz music on. Besides not being able handle nearly 2 hours of torture with that, he kept sniffing every 3 seconds & I was having to repeat myself 3 times. Dunno if it was a weird OCD thing but bad vibes from the outset. He seemed to want to degrade but in a more passive way. .
1st red flag; couldn't follow directions very well on the phone to get here. Then again at the top of the stairs he did a triple take. ???
2nd red flag; Didn't want much communication about what he wanted before starting the session. Said he'd emailed me about it when he hadn't. ::)
3rd red flag; Wanted me to call him boss :-\
4th red flag; Very dry personality-less start, then he Poked a dry finger across my lips. I pushed his hand away.
5th red flag; Thought he could spank me without asking. I dont advertise recieving.
6th red flag; tried to force my head down in oral. I kept resisting with my teeth primed at the ready.
7th red flag; Did the old go to kiss & pull away a few times that these weird controlling types do. So I just turned my head away completely with lack of interest.
8th red flag; whipped the condom off whilst my legs were open then proceeded to wank furiously over me. Within 2 seconds I'd moved. He tried to inch toward my face. I kept moving up the bed.
No way was I having round two with this Jazz-dry bossy assclown, so I ended it half way through & gave him a refund. I didn't say goodbye to him on the way out needless to say. I don't advertise any receiving submissive services. Entitled fuckwhit.
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Very nervous guy asking for hour first . He arrived very anxious I made him relaxed but as soon as I got to undo his trousers he leapt up and walked out he had left me with the money and rushed off so fast .
He called after to say keep the money it's not you I'm sorry :o
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Also just had a nervous one, but off his head on coke, I couldn't tell at first. Handed me £350, went to shower. We kiss for 5min then he says "oh shit the coke is wearing off, I shouldn't be here, my wife.....". I tell him he can leave. He agrees and tells me to keep the money ;D
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Also just had a nervous one, but off his head on coke, I couldn't tell at first. Handed me £350, went to shower. We kiss for 5min then he says "oh shit the coke is wearing off, I shouldn't be here, my wife.....". I tell him he can leave. He agrees and tells me to keep the money ;D
Although it is relief when they leave do you feel bit out of sorts if you got all geared up in the first place
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Although it is relief when they leave do you feel bit out of sorts if you got all geared up in the first place
Not even. I'll gladly take £350 to get geared up as opposed to spending 75min having awkward sex with someone I am remotely attracted to.
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Also just had a nervous one, but off his head on coke, I couldn't tell at first. Handed me £350, went to shower. We kiss for 5min then he says "oh shit the coke is wearing off, I shouldn't be here, my wife.....". I tell him he can leave. He agrees and tells me to keep the money ;D
I would thank my lucky stars his coke wore off in time ( said it before, but clients on drugs are the grimmest of grim, from the village of Grim >:()
.. and consider the 350 feasible recompense for having the nerve to turn up on my doorstep high as a kite >:D
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Last one was lovely ..hope he visits again
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Total stiff who wanted jazz music on. Besides not being able handle nearly 2 hours of torture with that, he kept sniffing every 3 seconds & I was having to repeat myself 3 times. Dunno if it was a weird OCD thing but bad vibes from the outset. He seemed to want to degrade but in a more passive way. .
1st red flag; couldn't follow directions very well on the phone to get here. Then again at the top of the stairs he did a triple take. ???
2nd red flag; Didn't want much communication about what he wanted before starting the session. Said he'd emailed me about it when he hadn't. ::)
3rd red flag; Wanted me to call him boss :-\
4th red flag; Very dry personality-less start, then he Poked a dry finger across my lips. I pushed his hand away.
5th red flag; Thought he could spank me without asking. I dont advertise recieving.
6th red flag; tried to force my head down in oral. I kept resisting with my teeth primed at the ready.
7th red flag; Did the old go to kiss & pull away a few times that these weird controlling types do. So I just turned my head away completely with lack of interest.
8th red flag; whipped the condom off whilst my legs were open then proceeded to wank furiously over me. Within 2 seconds I'd moved. He tried to inch toward my face. I kept moving up the bed.
No way was I having round two with this Jazz-dry bossy assclown, so I ended it half way through & gave him a refund. I didn't say goodbye to him on the way out needless to say. I don't advertise any receiving submissive services. Entitled fuckwhit.
what's wrong with jazz lol
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Last one “I normally go for bigger tits then yours what are you a B cup.”
Glad to say at the end he was happy and asking about next time. I may not have the tits but I’ve certainly got some tricks.
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Last one “I normally go for bigger tits then yours what are you a B cup.”
Glad to say at the end he was happy and asking about next time. I may not have the tits but I’ve certainly got some tricks.
It’s a form of putting you down imho and I just retaliate with a cheeky remark back, I won’t just grin and bear it!x
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I responded back its All I've got and I'm happy with them.
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I responded back its All I've got and I'm happy with them.
Good comeback! I once said to a guy (after he said the same about my B boobs) that I usually only see guys with big cocks!! It’s no wonder I have had totally false reviews because i can be so cheeky at times but I can’t help it!😂😂
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Last one “I normally go for bigger tits then yours what are you a B cup.”
Glad to say at the end he was happy and asking about next time. I may not have the tits but I’ve certainly got some tricks.
You could have replied "I have had a run of skinny little cocks so am hoping for a nice big one soon" (while looking at his of course)
My last booking was a man who is 100% clean down below but his armpits are always whiffy. I dont say anything but am cursing inside because I know that after he has left I have to do a complete change of bedding and wash my hair in the shower too.
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Last job Monday night the guy wanted so much oral and tried gently pushing my head down on his little cock I made the excuse that my hair was getting in the way and moved my head quickly I used too much flavoured lube though :-[
After he left I felt sick but by the following morning feel much better now relieved..
Can't stand oral on a dry cock
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I always have a glass of water or juice to keep my mouth lubricated plus they enjoy it a wet bj plus juice can help with the taste
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I always have a glass of water or juice to keep my mouth lubricated plus they enjoy it a wet bj plus juice can help with the taste
+100, I too always have a glass of water.
My last client had a huge cock, Scottish guys often do so they’re lucky folks up here😃 but my mouth was killing me, not so much my jaw as I never get lock jaw but my actual mouth and I sucked for 15 mins! Ouch 😫 I have saved him as BigCock2 in my phone 😃
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+100, I too always have a glass of water.
My last client had a huge cock, Scottish guys often do so they’re lucky folks up here😃 but my mouth was killing me, not so much my jaw as I never get lock jaw but my actual mouth and I sucked for 15 mins! Ouch 😫 I have saved him as BigCock2 in my phone 😃
Ouch! I sympathize as I have relatively small lips and much prefer to shag the larger ones than suck for very long. I hope he treats you well!
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It was so lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng ago, I can't remember :angel:
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It was so lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng ago, I can't remember :angel:
Haha, know the feeling. Only part time but missing regulars. Live alone and furloughed from my day job too so going a bit stir crazy.
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I always have a glass of water or juice to keep my mouth lubricated plus they enjoy it a wet bj plus juice can help with the taste
Lucozade is good. It improves hydration and I’ve found it’s better if they are keen on women squirting. Knocks you out less.
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One word: ANNOYING! He made the appointment late at night but wanted to rush me when he lives 1 hour away from me, when I arrived he didn't have cash and wanted to transfer the payment to be electronically which is a NO-NO! And the sex was draining.
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Lucozade is good. It improves hydration and I’ve found it’s better if they are keen on women squirting. Knocks you out less.
Im going to have to invest in lucozade when everything opens up again! Ive always got dry mouth! x
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One word: ANNOYING! He made the appointment late at night but wanted to rush me when he lives 1 hour away from me, when I arrived he didn't have cash and wanted to transfer the payment to be electronically which is a NO-NO! And the sex was draining.
Sounds like he gave you hella red flags from the start :/
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He wants 15 minutes sex which I don't offer, so I ask '...are you capable of doing it in 15 minutes?' 'Yes sure, I'm 55 in very good condition! :P '. I can read the future in his tea leaves but I get ready anyway. 'Can I have some oral?' No, you booked sex not oral'. One minute into the session his equipment is broken and says 'This has never happened before :-[ '.
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He wants 15 minutes sex which I don't offer, so I ask '...are you capable of doing it in 15 minutes?' 'Yes sure, I'm 55 in very good condition! :P '. I can read the future in his tea leaves but I get ready anyway. 'Can I have some oral?' No, you booked sex not oral'. One minute into the session his equipment is broken and says 'This has never happened before :-[ '.
Must have lied about his age, and be in very poor condition :)
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;D ...unfortunately I had to do some ego stroking, he seemed so distraught, like his hamster died.
As he was leaving he said, 'I suppose you need the money', as if there was some debate about dead dick refunds.
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A two hour booking with my favourite client. I've been seeing him on a monthly basis for over two years now and he's just a joy to host. He never touches me and is more than happy with a chat and a HJ. I actually forget sometimes that I'm actually working and to start on the sex stuff!
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Every escorts nightmare, client had a funny turn and nearly collapsed on me! He recovered and was fine thankfully.
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I've been doing this job longer than I want to admit, and until last Friday had only ever had two look and leaves. One said I was too slim (result), the other said he could smell smoke. Friday I had this guy calling me a few times for a 7.30 booking. He wanted no stockings and skyscraper heels. My radar was alerted because for me, men who make requests want the bloody earth. He turns up. Said he'd left some money in the car and he'd be back. He was clocking me. Now I don't open the door dressed up incase the neighbours happen to pass by right at that moment so I had skinny jeans and a tee on. Undies underneath, freshly bathed ready to put dress and heels on. It's such a knock to the ego when it happens. I asked if he'd just wanted to come view me first and he said yes as he's been caught out before. I told him I didn't wanna see him and chucked him out. Git. He was obviously a viewer. My photos are real too.
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I am having a wonderful time with a regular who has booked two separate rooms in the Royal marriot Bristol hard to believe yes I have my separate room it feels like a holiday and not work at all everything is on my terms God I wish they were all like him 😂😂 I must admit this is even making me more nervous to get back to work full time and to start again after having a long break due to COVID
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Entitled about covers it. Shortened the timings without informing me, and incorrectly assumed what the new fee would be. Then acted like a petulant child when I made him pay me the fee we’d agreed on, and what I had confirmed with him.
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Entitled about covers it. Shortened the timings without informing me, and incorrectly assumed what the new fee would be. Then acted like a petulant child when I made him pay me the fee we’d agreed on, and what I had confirmed with him.
Oh I HATE this. Or they go the opposite way & I had this just the other day. We’d agreed on a hhr, but he brings a donation for an hour. Now I KNOW he’s not giving a damn tip that large, so I say, “Were you wanting to stay longer?”
Yeah, an hour.
“Ohhh. Gosh, I must’ve missed your text on that! Did you check with me to see if I was able to accommodate that?”
Uh. No.
As it happened, I couldn’t do an hour bc I had someone directly after him, but it aggravated the hell out of me. It’s such a great example of how they think we sit around with bated breath waiting for the phone to ring, & it’s not true.😡🪓
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Had a good one hour booking with a man who only wanted a 69 and then we spoke for the rest of the time, I thought he was normal but yesterday he proved me wrong and I was fuming so I have now blocked him. He texted me about a booking and I said that was fine and then he texted and asked if we could go through to my living room and cuddle on the sofa (hate cuddling punters, it’s weird imo) and I texted back that I only work in my spare room, well he did something that should perhaps be “how not to book” thread but nevertheless, I’m sticking it here as he was my last booking, he said “well don’t make this work, make it a date” >:D and I typed out a long angry message to send back and then I thought to myself that I’ll probably end up being written about badly, so I erased it and just sent a simple “booking is cancelled” text and then blocked him...I can’t believe I didn’t sus him out the first time as i usually have great intuition for these types..chancing prick.
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Had a good one hour booking with a man who only wanted a 69 and then we spoke for the rest of the time, I thought he was normal but yesterday he proved me wrong and I was fuming so I have now blocked him. He texted me about a booking and I said that was fine and then he texted and asked if we could go through to my living room and cuddle on the sofa (hate cuddling punters, it’s weird imo) and I texted back that I only work in my spare room, well he did something that should perhaps be “how not to book” thread but nevertheless, I’m sticking it here as he was my last booking, he said “well don’t make this work, make it a date” >:D and I typed out a long angry message to send back and then I thought to myself that I’ll probably end up being written about badly, so I erased it and just sent a simple “booking is cancelled” text and then blocked him...I can’t believe I didn’t sus him out the first time as i usually have great intuition for these types..chancing prick.
Yeah if I wanted a date, “mate” as you guys would say😀, I’d go out on one & not be working. Dumb bastard🪓.
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14 mins he was a bit rough and tried anal even thought we'd not agreed on it. I will report him to client eye and wouldn't see again
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He asked me if I had a boyfriend and then he asked me out on....a.....date.....
*groan* :FF
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He asked me if I had a boyfriend and then he asked me out on....a.....date.....
*groan* :FF
They clearly think that having a sp girlfriend would be great because they think, most likely, that they would get sex whenever THEY wanted it, not realising that as your not being paid then you would most likely only have sex when YOU wanted it and were horny..I don’t have time for these deluded knobheads anymore and it’s starting to show now with my interactions..my patience is shot to fuck.🤬
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They clearly think that having a sp girlfriend would be great because they think, most likely, that they would get sex whenever THEY wanted it, not realising that as your not being paid then you would most likely only have sex when YOU wanted it and were horny..I don’t have time for these deluded knobheads anymore and it’s starting to show now with my interactions..my patience is shot to fuck.🤬
Mine is too, foh realz! And he was pretty unattractive I mean, dude....you are much more older and more infirm than my father. Jeez.
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Mine is too, foh realz! And he was pretty unattractive I mean, dude....you are much more older and more infirm than my father. Jeez.
I had one the other evening that asked me to turn his booking into a free date 🤢 and he was well punching with me, he was fat, greasy looking and had brown crooked teeth, I feel insulted when really ugly guys think they’re in with a chance but middle aged men are known to have HDS - Hotness Deluded Syndrome, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, when a woman looks in the mirror then she adds on ugly slights that aren’t there and she perceives herself to be less attractive than she is, and with some men then they do the total opposite and because I’ve had sex with him before, due to being paid and due to it being MY JOB, then in his deluded brain he probably thinks I carried out the booking with him because I thought he was handsome! Overweight men with bad teeth ain’t and never will be “my” thing!
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Just had a newbie and wouldn't see him again. Nice looking but stinky arse.
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Just had an old man with the most disgusting cock that I thought I was gonna throw up all over, He was clean and his dick wasn’t covered in lumps or marks or anything, but he had one of those cocks where it was sore when his foreskin was pushed back and he had like a mushroom head and he wanted oral with a handjob for an hour and he said he had read my FAQs, in one of them it states that I will not do one sexual act for a whole hour and so I explained to him that my hand gets sore after 5 mins of hand relief, never mind an hour and if he read my FAQ, like he said he did then he could’ve made the choice to go with someone else, he came out with the old “this is my first time” but he looked very much like a man that used to frequent the sauna, and they’re closed just now so obviously they’re gonna have to hit up independents for the time being, and after he came then he asked how long he had left and in my experience then AW clients don’t tend to ask this, well he sat until it was exactly one hour and they’re very time orientated in saunas, I know they are paying for a time but if your not gonna talk and you don’t want pop number 2, and nor did he want to do anything to me, thankfuck, then just leave, we sat there in silence as it was like pulling teeth trying to conversation with him.
He was well over 65 and lots of men this age have weepy cocks and he was weeping instantly, this makes me sick, if it had stunk too then I would’ve thought he had an STI but it was clean. Still yuck yuck yuck though!
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One 1.5 hour booking today with someone I saw last December. Not unpleasant but I couldn't scrub the smell of his cigarette breath offa me!
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Oh god, cackling here at mushroom knob.
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Oh god, cackling here at mushroom knob.
Not a shiitake mushroom either, 🤣🤣 this was a full on chestnut mushroom!! Big and just 🤢🤢
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Did half hour with a real sweetheart. First time seeing him, but he's seen one of my friends so wasn't a complete unknown entity. Was in a wheelchair which was a first for me but was all good...
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Gave a bloke his first rimming experience. Think it's safe to say he enjoyed it... First time I've ever had to mop cum off my bedroom wall...
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So i don't like overnights as I love my sleep and get grumpy as i can't sleep next to a complete stranger but decided to do a day version of an overnight with a regular who is lovely, we agreed for 10am-8pm but I added multiple times that we wouldn't be snagging for the whole 10 hours. Must say, easiest booking ever and actually really nice. I needed a chill day out! Watched 2 films and telly then watched him wank himself after for about 2 hours. I would definitely be up for that again!
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So i don't like overnights as I love my sleep and get grumpy as i can't sleep next to a complete stranger but decided to do a day version of an overnight with a regular who is lovely, we agreed for 10am-8pm but I added multiple times that we wouldn't be snagging for the whole 10 hours. Must say, easiest booking ever and actually really nice. I needed a chill day out! Watched 2 films and telly then watched him wank himself after for about 2 hours. I would definitely be up for that again!
He wanked for 2 hours?!
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Pretty much! He's into edging himself! It's impressive as I'd be hella bored but we all like what we like!
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Pretty much! He's into edging himself! It's impressive as I'd be hella bored but we all like what we like!
It really does go to show that men really can hold their come in and yet when I’ve had sex in real life then they don’t seem to last as long as men that pay for it!
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An hour today with a real sweetheart. Only issue was his girthy cock banging away for bloody ages with no sign of coming! In this heat too
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It really does go to show that men really can hold their come in and yet when I’ve had sex in real life then they don’t seem to last as long as men that pay for it!
Thankfully I've mainly found the opposite in my real sex life but then I do tend to go for younger fit guys.
The irritating thing about clients holding it in is that they often get to a point when they can't cum when they finally want to :FF All that fruitless banging away that we then have to endure or call time
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Thankfully I've mainly found the opposite in my real sex life but then I do tend to go for younger fit guys.
The irritating thing about clients holding it in is that they often get to a point when they can't cum when they finally want to :FF All that fruitless banging away that we then have to endure or call time
Imo it’s not normal to for a man to take an hour to come unless he has A. Just wanted first B. Is on meds that stops him coming or C. Has a porn addiction therefore normal sex won’t do it for him, plus I’ve spoken to men that say it hurts their cock to hammer away for so long!
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Had a request to do 69 which I haven't done in a long time. The guy came in my mouth although I've stopped offering this.
At first was pissed off and went to kiss him with his spunk running down my mouth. He moved away so quickly I had to stop myself from laughing and calmed down.
I told him I don't do cim and its not shown on my profile as my likes. He said he was trying to tell me he was about to cum.
Normally I can tell when a guys gonna cum by seeing the reaction on their face but got caught out this time.
Does anyone remind client you don't do cim before you start as I may start doing this.
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Thankfully I've mainly found the opposite in my real sex life but then I do tend to go for younger fit guys.
The irritating thing about clients holding it in is that they often get to a point when they can't cum when they finally want to :FF All that fruitless banging away that we then have to endure or call time
I don't have any patience with guys who try to hold it back. As you say they sometimes overdo it. If they are functioning properly, older guys seem to be able to finish just as quickly as younger ones. The ones that take too long I don't see again.
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Total fat smelly bastard who insisted on ‘my oleasure’ the whole booking! For Fucksake the money IS my pleasure and I wish they would stop pretending that it’s me that wants my pussy licked for half an hour, when it’s them that want to do it!
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Hahaha TT.
Well I'm peeved. Guy wanted to see me this morning but ended up running half an hour late. I had an hour's phone call to make in my private life and this guy hung around waiting for me. Lovely guy but FFS wanted to do a line of coke. I said no but he said just one small line. Twice this has happened to me now in the last two months. He said after he'd definitely be back again and I'm thinking, no you bloody well won't. Banned.
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Yesterday..
Tx from someone already in my phone who says he saw me a few weeks ago, (number saved & notes made so I know I’ve seen him)
He arrives, definitely knows me, I have no recollection of this person, he’s nice enough, easy service, nothing clicks and it’s really bugging me, he talked about things I would have said the last time, ‘my standard story’ then towards the end he mentions where he works and then I know!! After, I tried to think who my first client of the day was & I really couldn’t remember...I do know how much money I made but that’s about it ;D
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Totally my type, tanned tall, muscular regular, Hugh Grantish, for massage, 'forced' oral him to me, face fucking, ass worshipped him, fist fucked me, spat in my mouth, I swallowed it, finger fucked my throat, then spunked all over my face. Looked forward to this sticky lockdown action for a couple weeks...with him. Extremely polite chap.
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Wow sounds like you enjoyed that. Lucky you. I do love a great booking
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Yes Jessie us both! Pent up or wot! Especially with all this sultry weather, tiny clothing and steak walking about- totally in the mood. ;D
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He arrives, definitely knows me, I have no recollection of this person, he’s nice enough, easy service, nothing clicks and it’s really bugging me, he talked about things I would have said the last time, ‘my standard story’ then towards the end he mentions where he works and then I know!! After, I tried to think who my first client of the day was & I really couldn’t remember...I do know how much money I made but that’s about it ;D
Punter blur ;D
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Realised I don’t like deep throat oral at all, ended up puking my lunch on his cock it was VILE ! Luckily he was very sweet and understanding leaving me a very generous tip. Guess he’s got a secret fetish. Lol. - Yuck haha 😂 😭
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Saw a new client. Good looking with great oral skills I almost jumped off the bed with ecstasy. Ended up leaving me with a smile and told him I'd hope to see again real soon.Really lovely guy too.
Then it goes downhill. Next day asking for discount for next time. Sending me explicit texts late at night then saying he will book but does not follow through.
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Saw a new client. Good looking with great oral skills I almost jumped off the bed with ecstasy. Ended up leaving me with a smile and told him I'd hope to see again real soon.Really lovely guy too.
Then it goes downhill. Next day asking for discount for next time. Sending me explicit texts late at night then saying he will book but does not follow through.
This is the problem with letting on that you've really enjoyed yourself, they think if you've got as much enjoyment as they have then why should they be paying you for it and exactly the reason I don't gush praise over them even if thats how I feel.
I had a similar experience recently but I'm not letting him know it was anything out of the ordinary as even though I really enjoyed it I'd still feel cheated now if I wasn't getting my full fee for it.
From his reaction it was clear that it was a step up from his other experiences so why shouldnt he be paying me for it.
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Just had one of my lovely regulars round. I fancy him a little bit and tend to go a bit "girly" when I see him. 😄. Always super polite but I kinda wish he'd give it to me good and hard lolol.
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Had a 2 hour with a very nervous type and non speaker who shagged me for 30 mins which wasn’t too bad as it was slow rather than being pounded into the fucking bed! Haha. At the end he did open up and we discovered that we both follow celeb culture so we chatted about all the celebs for the last 25 mins and he gave me a £30 tip and I never get tips as an Indy! So made £250 today already so I’m happy to leave it at that today! Woop Woop!
Now I’m free to watch Dirty John 2 on Netflix all day😍😍
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Saw a new client. Good looking with great oral skills I almost jumped off the bed with ecstasy. Ended up leaving me with a smile and told him I'd hope to see again real soon.Really lovely guy too.
Then it goes downhill. Next day asking for discount for next time. Sending me explicit texts late at night then saying he will book but does not follow through.
KOD, kiss of death innit!
I have to bite my lip when I really like them, or just say the nice things in my head not to their face.
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Had a 2 hour with a very nervous type and non speaker who shagged me for 30 mins which wasn’t too bad as it was slow rather than being pounded into the fucking bed! Haha. At the end he did open up and we discovered that we both follow celeb culture so we chatted about all the celebs for the last 25 mins and he gave me a £30 tip and I never get tips as an Indy! So made £250 today already so I’m happy to leave it at that today! Woop Woop!
Now I’m free to watch Dirty John 2 on Netflix all day😍😍
£250 by lunchtime? I'm not working hard enough. 🤔 Good going though, I love the rustling of my cash.
I watch and read true crime and loved Dirty John.
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£250 by lunchtime? I'm not working hard enough. 🤔 Good going though, I love the rustling of my cash.
I watch and read true crime and loved Dirty John.
Only cause he booked early doors for 2 hours and I got a tip, he was an advance booking so I took a deposit and fuck was he a boring weirdo that acted like we were actual real life lovers, you know when their snogging is so fucking slow and all romantic, I can’t help but kiss faster when they kiss me slow, kisses like that are for real life, not work life, god I feel sick talking about it, I think 2 hours is too long for him, when I said time was up he looked at his watch, saw that there was about 3 mins left and sat back down and kept chatting, and he was one of those annoying guys who was awkwardly quiet until after he came and he didn’t come until there was 20mins left, as soon as I seen he worked out my heart fell because the fit ones always take an age to come, give me an overweight unhealthy man any day of the week, plus fat men are better at oral for some strange reason.
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Yes most of the older guys seem better at oral.
Just saw a good looking fit guy in his twenties. Good kisser but not great at oral. Kept stopping and starting during sex which was annoying but otherwise pleasant.
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TT I get what you mean by the romantic touch. I don't offer snogging, but they sometimes call shagging "making love" which creeps me out a bit, but they are starved at home so try to go with it.
Well I've had three today so far and can't actually remember any of them.
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TT I get what you mean by the romantic touch. I don't offer snogging, but they sometimes call shagging "making love" which creeps me out a bit, but they are starved at home so try to go with it.
Well I've had three today so far and can't actually remember any of them.
I offer DFK so I don’t mind it but the man kissed too slow, almost like my body couldn’t keep in tune with it as it’s so slow and I just can’t help but fasten it up, my head isn’t designed to go that slow with them, and yes this man this called it love making too!!🤢🤢 you fuck a hooker or be fucked from one, regardless of what they are at missing at home (and I believe this one to be single as he transferred cash from his lone account, means nothing but I very got much loner weirdo vibes) then they should maybe call it lovemaking in their own head, and even in real life, with the one you love, then lots of times it’s plain old shagging, love making imo is intense and just amazing, its not like that lots or I’ve just had the wrong relationships where intense sexual feelings don’t happen lots, or maybe I’ve forgotten, love and intense feelings can be very easily forgotten after which you no longer feel them, the feeling is erased from your head -when it disappears- in no time!
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Got eaten out to the max! Very enjoyable.
Middle aged guy and I think it's true what others have said, older guys are usually better at it. Nice way to end the day ... feet up now, cuddling the dog and having a glass of red ... aahhhhhh
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Got eaten out to the max! Very enjoyable.
Middle aged guy and I think it's true what others have said, older guys are usually better at it. Nice way to end the day ... feet up now, cuddling the dog and having a glass of red ... aahhhhhh
Fat and middle aged! Don’t forget the fat!! Hehehe
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Fat and middle aged! Don’t forget the fat!! Hehehe
Haha ... Not that fat lol.. Bit overweight
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Kept stopping and starting during sex which was annoying .
It's usually the younger guys who do that. I don't like it either. One of the things they do that winds me up the most.
An easy way to prevent it is to go on top and be in control.
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My first day back since mid March.
I was feeling anxious, but both bookings went well and that had a nice time .
First brought a bunch of flowers and tipped nicely .
Couldn’t wish for a better day :) Both regulars , btw .
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My first day back since mid March.
I was feeling anxious, but both bookings went well and that had a nice time .
First brought a bunch of flowers and tipped nicely .
Couldn’t wish for a better day :) Both regulars , btw .
That's nice to have such a positive start back ... Should help you to feel better about getting back into it
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Just had a returnee and fancied him a little bit. Rarely happens but we had a roleplay where he's my boss and he's going to sack me unless I show I can take instructions (you know the one). I was straddled him on the chair, such a cute face. Crossed my mind I wanted to snog him lolol.
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Just had a returnee and fancied him a little bit. Rarely happens but we had a roleplay where he's my boss and he's going to sack me unless I show I can take instructions (you know the one). I was straddled him on the chair, such a cute face. Crossed my mind I wanted to snog him lolol.
You lucky devil! Why can't we have more like him!?
Mostly crosses my mind that I don't want to snog them :(
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Fallen Angel I'm the same, but mmh mmh at this one today. Our mouths were so close too.
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Fallen Angel I'm the same, but mmh mmh at this one today. Our mouths were so close too.
Haha such self control! I have snogged ones I fancy but I'd say thats 0.005% of clients! And I still expect my full rate! ;D
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I do love a good snog with the ones i fancy but they are few and far between. Most are awful, bad technique and smelly breath.
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Haha such self control! I have snogged ones I fancy but I'd say thats 0.005% of clients! And I still expect my full rate! ;D
I love my job, especially when they are soooo nice. 😀.
I just had another real sweetie. He saw me two years ago and came back today for an hour. I don't usually like the hour bookings but this was great. He tickled my back for 20 mins and was so complimentary. Also not a whiff of smelly bum or bacteria breath.😁
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Oh no, I just had a post coital feeling guilty client. All over me as soon as I walked in, had a good time, but afterwards bam! Complete change in personality and he couldn't *wait* to get me out of there, not that I wasn't glad to leave (especially a good bit early) it is the change in attitude that I find disconcerting.
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I love my job, especially when they are soooo nice. 😀.
I just had another real sweetie. He saw me two years ago and came back today for an hour. I don't usually like the hour bookings but this was great. He tickled my back for 20 mins and was so complimentary. Also not a whiff of smelly bum or bacteria breath.😁
If a guy is a good tickler then I would probably do him for free as a good tickle is amazing, and it’s quite hard to actually get a good tickle, they are so underrrated! I tickle them too and I’m good at it too as I want one back but it’s rare I ever get it, and if I do get a really amazing one then they never do it for long enough, I could get tickled for hours and if your tired then it’s even better as you are more sensitive to it! Amazing...give me that over an orgasm any day of the week and I’ll be one happy bunny...bliss 😀
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25 yr old young lad. Fit as.
I didn't feel in control!
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If a guy is a good tickler then I would probably do him for free as a good tickle is amazing, and it’s quite hard to actually get a good tickle, they are so underrrated! I tickle them too and I’m good at it too as I want one back but it’s rare I ever get it, and if I do get a really amazing one then they never do it for long enough, I could get tickled for hours and if your tired then it’s even better as you are more sensitive to it! Amazing...give me that over an orgasm any day of the week and I’ll be one happy bunny...bliss 😀
I agree. I also love ASMR which gives a similar feeling but hardcore tickling is the best. I almost actually drool lol.
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A guy with the biggest, longest, thickest penis I have seen in 9 years. I took one look and said penetration may not be possible. We can give it a go and see...
So it turned out, just the tip caused a lot of pain so I had to pass...probably only the second time that’s happened!
However he was happy with oral and a handjob, I suspect he’s used to being too big to accommodate.
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Had a newbie earlier. He turns up, says he wants an hour. I say I can't as have a regular in an hour. He says he told me on the phone he wanted an hour (He didn't.). 25 minutes in and I couldn't get him to finish. Turns out be had three wanks today. So we do the half hour. He says he'll be back but I've marked him down in my phone as a No. Big cock that I couldn't take either.
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Last client was an absolute weirdo to say the least. He arrived shaking like he’d just heard some bad news and looked me up and down as if he was terrified. He handed the money and a handful of his bank cards over I had to pass him back the bank cards and said am I think you’ll need these. He continued to shake and said “oh sorry, I’ve not done this before”. I said just relax you’re too nervous I’m not going to do anything you’re uncomfortable with. He took a shower and returned minutes later in a towel. When I tried to even touch him he queased and said I can’t I can’t I’m married. I said look I understand if you don’t want to go through with it then you’re free to leave.
He replied can you just give me a lap dance? I said that’s fine. He sat on the bed with his head hanging in shame and it was all so awkward I stopped dancing moments in and said is everything alright? He said I have to go and dressed himself and stormed out like a rocket.
Can’t complain really he was there about 10 minutes in total and I didn’t even have to do anything really and still got paid for an hour. Happy days I guess. Still so strange first time that’s happened to me although I’ve only been doing this on and off for a year now and only full time in the past months.
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Last client not bad looking probably in his thirties 6 2 but very fit and muscular.
Booked for half an hour in the morning so first client of the day.
Started with nice gentle kissing with him exploring my body. I must have been super sensitive as each touch was giving me goose bumps but in a nice way.
He then shoved me on the bed which I was not expecting and asked if he could give me oral so I said fine. He was great at it and had me coming in minutes but had to ask him to stop as was really sensitive.
When it came to sex he picked me up and had me against the wall. He was banging so hard I thought the ceiling was going to collapse. But he was hitting the right spot and over in under 5 mins.
He wanted a cuddle after then stroked my back as we chatted which was lovely.
Said he wants to see me again. I hope so. Pretty much a perfect booking.
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A regular.
Messaged me so I did a Sunday hour for him.
Seen him for about 6 years.
Always clean, fresh, polite and well dressed.
One of the few clients that I actually come with, and he is really good at oral.
Was a nice way to start a Sunday...
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Had cooked with chilli...burning where he put his fingers in my butt and on my clit 😳
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Last client was an absolute weirdo to say the least. He arrived shaking like he’d just heard some bad news and looked me up and down as if he was terrified. He handed the money and a handful of his bank cards over I had to pass him back the bank cards and said am I think you’ll need these. He continued to shake and said “oh sorry, I’ve not done this before”. I said just relax you’re too nervous I’m not going to do anything you’re uncomfortable with. He took a shower and returned minutes later in a towel. When I tried to even touch him he queased and said I can’t I can’t I’m married. I said look I understand if you don’t want to go through with it then you’re free to leave.
He replied can you just give me a lap dance? I said that’s fine. He sat on the bed with his head hanging in shame and it was all so awkward I stopped dancing moments in and said is everything alright? He said I have to go and dressed himself and stormed out like a rocket.
Can’t complain really he was there about 10 minutes in total and I didn’t even have to do anything really and still got paid for an hour. Happy days I guess. Still so strange first time that’s happened to me although I’ve only been doing this on and off for a year now and only full time in the past months.
This happened to me once too. Paid for an hour, he sat on the bed, I tried to touch him & he broke down and told me the saddest story and then said he shouldn’t be here, told me to keep the money after I tried to hand it back & off he went.
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A guy with the biggest, longest, thickest penis I have seen in 9 years. I took one look and said penetration may not be possible. We can give it a go and see...
So it turned out, just the tip caused a lot of pain so I had to pass...probably only the second time that’s happened!
However he was happy with oral and a handjob, I suspect he’s used to being too big to accommodate.
Why do I never get guys with dicks like this lol
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Why do I never get guys with dicks like this lol
I know right? My last booking had an amazing penis but he just didn't want to use it, kept holding onto his dick as if he didn't want to thrust too hard and thrust for a small while, refused to change positions and then asked if he could do oral on me. It was annoying as I don't tend to enjoy oral with clients but I was near climaxing anyway but then he ruined it by getting too rough with his fingers, I think he was trying one of those BS tactics men think makes you squirt, all it did was cause me pain and ruin my orgasm. Asshat!
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I actually love the sight of a big thick dick but when it comes to sex it is too painful for me and not enjoyable.
Frustrating when you are able to climax but then they ruin it. I have a regular who is great at oral and makes me come all the time with his tongue and often through sex too. Recently though just when I'm about to come he decides to change position then ruining it or sometimes goes floppy at the crucial moment.
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Lovely with a well trimmed beard that smelled like lemons
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Lemony beardy....nice.
He was s first time worry-wart so I thought 90/10 he'll walk. He tried but I blanked him, busying myself with other things no engagement or responses to his worry-wart comments and then I 'accidentally' blocked the door with my massage table and fined him £30 cancellation fee.
£10 per minute of my wasted time. Can't grumble apple crumble.
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I actually love the sight of a big thick dick but when it comes to sex it is too painful for me and not enjoyable.
Frustrating when you are able to climax but then they ruin it. I have a regular who is great at oral and makes me come all the time with his tongue and often through sex too. Recently though just when I'm about to come he decides to change position then ruining it or sometimes goes floppy at the crucial moment.
Me too. My guys was not just big, it was ginormous! He could’ve been in a circus. Even when he attempted to enter with just the tip it was too painful. But as I said I think he was a used to women not being able to accommodate.
Big I can do, freakishly big and thick, nope. Luckily I haven’t had too many of the freakish dicks.
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Absolutely horrific clients today.
Last one was a young, muttery mess. Verrrry pushy, asked all the wrong questions and pushed and pushed for answers. Kept going on about wanting to travel together, and your name isn’t really **** what can I call you please?!
Booked for an hour but from the beginning was asking what I’m doing after and if he can stay all evening,
And to top it off hadn’t read my profile and kept trying to insert fingers. Then announced “glad you’re okay with anal!” Hahahaaa waht!?! News to me!
Then wasted 10 minutes of my time at the end insisting on a shower together, another I don’t offer and had already told him twice I wouldn’t be doing.
Finally dressed he goes on about how he’d love to be my friend, what’s your real number I can call you on?
On the way (slooowwwllly) to the door, he asks if I’m leaving now can he have a lift home, save him the taxi costs.
Fuuuuck me.. exhausting. Never again, pleeease for the love of escorts send me some positive client vibes!!
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Last night I did my first outcall in over a year it also happened to be my first overnight also in over a year, I stopped doing them as I was never comfortable with out calls and it would take me so long to relax and not feel anxious. The client is someone I’ve seen weekly, we get on well and he’s really lovely so assumed I’d be fine but I wasn’t, I just couldn’t relax at all, I was on edge all night. When I first arrived I felt like I was hyperventilating :: He was really understanding and did his best to make me feel calm and comfortable. I did stay the night and tried my best to make sure he enjoyed it but I could tell the night wasn’t what he expected. It didn’t help that his teenage brother was in the house also, although I didn’t see him at all and only heard him use the bathroom. I feel so bad I’ve offered him a 1 hour free booking (in call) Safe to say I’ll never do another out call or over night again
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New client. All fine except his breath was rank and he kept grabbing my neck, uh no!
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Last night I did my first outcall in over a year it also happened to be my first overnight also in over a year, I stopped doing them as I was never comfortable with out calls and it would take me so long to relax and not feel anxious. The client is someone I’ve seen weekly, we get on well and he’s really lovely so assumed I’d be fine but I wasn’t, I just couldn’t relax at all, I was on edge all night. When I first arrived I felt like I was hyperventilating :: He was really understanding and did his best to make me feel calm and comfortable. I did stay the night and tried my best to make sure he enjoyed it but I could tell the night wasn’t what he expected. It didn’t help that his teenage brother was in the house also, although I didn’t see him at all and only heard him use the bathroom. I feel so bad I’ve offered him a 1 hour free booking (in call) Safe to say I’ll never do another out call or over night again
I love how you tacked that little bit on the end. That's not really 'normal' is it? Now wonder you were on edge.
Mind you I had a booking where the client's mum was sleeping next door so who am I to talk ;D
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I love how you tacked that little bit on the end. That's not really 'normal' is it? Now wonder you were on edge.
Mind you I had a booking where the client's mum was sleeping next door so who am I to talk ;D
I think the brother being there just made it worse but I think the anxiety and nervousness would of still been there even if the brother wasn’t. Oh god I think I would be an absolute mess if his mother was in the next room. We did the free hour and I made it up to him, he asked for another overnight but an incall next month but I’m not gonna take the booking, when I use to do them I would get tired around 2am-3am but now it’s 11pm ;D I’m not the nicest when I’m tired
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I love how you tacked that little bit on the end. That's not really 'normal' is it? Now wonder you were on edge.
Mind you I had a booking where the client's mum was sleeping next door so who am I to talk ;D
I had similar. He only told me his mother was asleep upstairs once I had arrived.
I was mortified, she was probably roughly my own age (he was early 20's)
I mean, how do you explain that? It was after 11pm and I had only gone as it was on my way home.
Another time, this guy's Dad came knocking on his own front door, back early from the pub.
Thankfully, the client had locked the door and kept the keys in the lock..
These days, I can't work gone 10pm (well I do, but it aint pretty 🤔) and I have a list of questions bigger than the Government's Covid Traveler locater form to hopefully cover most eventualities :-\
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Nasty little (in every way) asshole who lied to me, took me on this long ass walk to his hot as ASS room. I had to ask for water, which I didn't get a chance to even DRINK because he jumped me as soon as he was naked tryin to stick it in straight away (Had to stop him for a condom) then condom on, sticks it in, I am not at all ready. When it is not working he goes for anal, then tries to go for vaginal again, so I tell him to get a new condom, on goes second condom (none of which he cums in) then rips that one off and asks for oral (THE most disgusting taste ever) then cums, without waiting a second puts on a THIRD condom and thinks he can go again, no matter what I try to say about it, insists on trying to have sex with a droopy dick. Finally gives up and asks for some money. Which I returned some of because he booked for two hours and I still had more than my hour rate and was in and out of there in 25 minutes.
OMG....... :FF
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Saw a new client with the smallest dick I've seen.
He must have been in his fifties. He got undressed and lay on my bed and all I could see where his balls but no dick.
I tried to get him aroused but no luck still figuring out where it was. He did say he suffered erection problems but this was ridiculous and weird. Said it might help if I slipped my finger in his arse but no way Jose. Then suggested I talk dirty to him but I'm no good at that and sound ridiculous.
He started talking dirty to me telling me what he wanted to do with me but I was ready to give up at this point and then I saw some movement. I managed to get him semi hard and it was less than two inches so sex was out of the question.
I just wanked him off for a few minutes and it was over thank goodness.
Probably one of the weirdest experiences I've had in this job.
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Oddly they never seem to help with hunt the genitals. Apparently its buried in the scrotum or trapped hostage in belly fat. it's like being an archaelogist digging through the fleshy layers ???
Can't believe I had an actual proper polite nice man, full of smiles, no headfuk games or Cory haggling. Reminds me of pre pandemic britain.I gave him a super massage with a side of botty spanking and he did some reiki on me when he was done and dressed which I've never had before.
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Saw a new client with the smallest dick I've seen.
He must have been in his fifties. He got undressed and lay on my bed and all I could see where his balls but no dick.
I tried to get him aroused but no luck still figuring out where it was. He did say he suffered erection problems but this was ridiculous and weird. Said it might help if I slipped my finger in his arse but no way Jose. Then suggested I talk dirty to him but I'm no good at that and sound ridiculous.
He started talking dirty to me telling me what he wanted to do with me but I was ready to give up at this point and then I saw some movement. I managed to get him semi hard and it was less than two inches so sex was out of the question.
I just wanked him off for a few minutes and it was over thank goodness.
Probably one of the weirdest experiences I've had in this job.
Should have got your magnifying glass out ;D LOL
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Looked like a pig with his f**k face.
In other news I sorted my shopping list out for the week in that time and plans for next few weeks in my head.
Other then that lovely chap.
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First o e today was lovely. Paid me an hour and stayed half. Hehe.
O e just gone, clean all over but THE most rancid breath I've ever come across. Honestly I can still smell it and feel a bit sick. I've already updated my profile to say bottoms and breath need attention with some men. Pooh.
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Bad breath is becoming more common then ever unfortunately. It is getting very bad i am noticing 50% of clients mouths smell and there the ones who expect kissing too.
I had a dinner date booking which was refreshing, he was friendly to chat to and smelled nice all over and was not overly demanding after dinner service. Just a regular nice guy with manners. Why can't we have more like this...oh wait there probably taken and don't need to pay for sex.
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First o e today was lovely. Paid me an hour and stayed half. Hehe.
O e just gone, clean all over but THE most rancid breath I've ever come across. Honestly I can still smell it and feel a bit sick. I've already updated my profile to say bottoms and breath need attention with some men. Pooh.
I had one of those too. Nice enough guy and as yours, clean all over but rancid breath. Thank god kissing is off the table just now.
Could smell the stink of it on my skin afterwards and couldnt wait for him to go so I could have a good scrub in the shower and get the window open to air the room.
I don't understand how they can be totally unaware of it! Or maybe they're not......
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This booking was yesterday evening, first time booking with this gentleman, although he looked familiar, anyhoo he booked half an hour, was very pleasant and he just wanted a vanilla type GFE service with a wee finger up the ass thrown in, so he got naked & in position, and I put my fingers in the condom, lubed him up and got to work, when I was pushing my fingers in and out, about 1 minute and a half into it, then the condom was covered in blood, reaching up to the level that my fingers went in, I told the guy and he acted pretty nonchalant about it, as if he knew that would happen, like it’s frigging happened before 🤬 and he got up and went to the loo, when he arose from the bed there then there was 2 very noticeable dark red blood stains on the sheet in a perfect arss cheek+arss crack mould, I was disgusted & had stripped the sheet off the bed before he even got back from the bathroom, and I threw the it in the machine at a 60 degree wash! it was just fresh on as well and he was first one to be on it!! Dirty cunt :FF
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Nice enough guy. Clean. But breath stunk of pepperoni/salami. All I could think of was my Italian subway the day before.
How hard is it to brush your teeth before coming? Or just stick a mint in there. You know what’s going to be happening?
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Tantric Tease that bloke has internal piles probably, as they bleed a lot if touched or stretched.
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God some of these men are revolting. Had a guy today who's been 4 times before. Late 40s body builder type, a plumber. He had a bath but as the booking went on I decided I wasn't gonna see him again. He's too interested and was talking about training me. I find those crossover chats difficult. I don't like any crossover between work and private and he goes to a gym I was thinking if joining. But when he left there was also a small piece of poo in the bath!!!
One newbie today also gets the sack. Turned up looking like Dominic Cummings, all casual with woolly hat. We did a Covid inspector roleplay and I had to tell him to go wash his cock. Also rancid breath.
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God some of these men are revolting. Had a guy today who's been 4 times before. Late 40s body builder type, a plumber. He had a bath but as the booking went on I decided I wasn't gonna see him again. He's too interested and was talking about training me. I find those crossover chats difficult. I don't like any crossover between work and private and he goes to a gym I was thinking if joining. But when he left there was also a small piece of poo in the bath!!!
One newbie today also gets the sack. Turned up looking like Dominic Cummings, all casual with woolly hat. We did a Covid inspector roleplay and I had to tell him to go wash his cock. Also rancid breath.
What is wrong with these men!? Why do they think this is acceptable behaviour?
I've had a cple of regs assuming maybe the current situation will mean an influx of women doing this job.. always the tight wads thinking of cheaper rates. They don't realise that this work needs a certain type of woman and a strong stomach!
Keep on dreaming fellas .. we're not all cut out for taking your shit.... literally!
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My last client who I've seen before about a year before came with some lillies and some homemade jam and all he wants to do is massage me for 2 hrs it was great... That was on Monday..... Only problem is that he's a loud talker and very old school lol!
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Broad daylight, I'm watching the West End street artists... bundled up in my puffa, trackies and trainers like Eskimo Nell. Nose poking out under my beanie. I notice a chap on the edge of my vision eyeing me up from a respectful distance.
I make to leave and he approaches and asks everso politely if he can touch my feet for £50. I couldn't think of an earthly reason not to. He nicely massages one foot for 10 minutes which feels soothing as I've been trotting around all day. Then asks humbly for a quick bum fondle for another £30. Who am I to refuse? ;D
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...Then asks humbly for a quick bum fondle for another £30. Who am I to refuse? ;D
This, I'm sorry SS, is PROSTITUTION!
I am APPALLED!
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So nice enough guy mid 30s rather short, kinda attractive, lovely cock, wants heels on I'm already 5ft8. In heels i must be pushing 6ft, nice rental property in city centre . 1 hour booking . Goes well, extends to 2 hours. And booked me for the next evening aswell. Turn up. Knocking door.... no answer . I call him... no answer. Ffs I can hear people in the next apartment. Start freaking out. He pops his head out from the stair well..... forgot to tell me he had moved apartments to ground floor from the 4th.. I mean dude I was hammering on someone else's door.
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Really easy one this morning.
Nice guy, clean, fresh breath so I was happy.
He’d asked before if cum limit which id replied no. Gave him oral and he said he couldn’t go another. In and out in under ten mins for hour booking :)
These clients are the best ;D :P
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Saw one of my regulars for half hour. I haven't worked for a while and not had any sex in that time.
I was therefore even more sensitive than usual. He gave me oral and I basically came in a few seconds and had to stop. Had sex in various positions resulting in more orgasms for me.
It was a real workout both of us dripping in sweat but he was taking ages to come and were close to running out of time. Also he kept losing his erection.
I decided to finish with a hj and plenty of lube. This seemed to work and finally he came. What I found funny was that it shot so hard it almost went in his mouth and his mouth was open as he came. I so wish it had.
It made me chuckle.
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. I so wish it had.
Brilliant ;D ;D ;D
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:'( a rather large whiffy man with a small member, whom kept attempting to finger my arsehole even after i said I do not do anal play.......... boke horrible feeling he wants to.book again after having a "lovely" time.
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member
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Had a Hour booking with a younger man (early 20’s) the booking went smoothly, he had arrived at 1.30 and after all the fun he asked me the time and it was 2.35 we had gone over 5 minutes but my next client wasn’t due for another 45 minutes so wasn’t in a big rush to get him out, when I tell him the time he gets comfortable again and we make small talk then he asks for a shower. Once out he looks at his phone and says “not a full hour but it’s ok you keep the money” I was a little confused but thought he meant we hadn’t had sex for the full hour as we had chatted in between. Once dressed he made another comment about it being WAY under the hour but it’s ok. I say to him “ you do know you’ve been here an hour and 15 minutes?” He was shocked and thought he had arrived at 2.30 and had only been with me 15 minutes! I know they say time flys when your having fun but I can’t see how you can confuse an hour with 15 minutes? We had had sex twice, oral twice and chatted a lot! If he didn’t look so shocked I would of thought he was bullshitting to try get money back
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If it was this Sun or Mon ? he may have got mixed up with clocks going back an hour ?
Or maybe he enjoyed himself soooooooo much, time flew :)
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Liverpool gal, that's a really funny story. Thanks, made me chuckle as to me sounded like something from that programme The Twilight Zone.
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A very very long one hour where I felt like I earned every penny of my fee. I did enjoy spending some of said fee on hand carved smoked salmon from one of my favourite fancy delis on my way home.
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Saw a new client, older handsome gent.
Started chatting but had to remind him for the money which i hate.
Was a great kisser and gave me lovely oral. I just lay there enjoying it until he wanted sex. Forgot I was meant to be pleasuring him.
Sex was good but over in minutes.
Left exactly on time of his own accord which was great.
Texted me when he got home saying he definitely wants to see me again which was nice.
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Spent an hour pretending to be a nurse conducting several medical examinations including Sounding. I just kept on going up in size until they didn't fit.
I really enjoyed it.
I also enjoyed the fact he never even touched me! ;D
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It was abit odd, wouldn’t see again.
He didn’t speak at all through the booking.. his hygiene wasn’t the best.. He gave me oral with me on top of him, all over a sudden his bottom denture fake teeth fell out his mouth while I was sat on his face.. 😅
I was hanging over him watching him put his dentures back in his mouth..I didn’t say anything as I didn’t want to cause embarrassment.. it got worse as i could feel his fake teeth clattering at my vagina.. it really hurt..
Ouch
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It was abit odd, wouldn’t see again.
He didn’t speak at all through the booking.. his hygiene wasn’t the best.. He gave me oral with me on top of him, all over a sudden his bottom denture fake teeth fell out his mouth while I was sat on his face.. 😅
I was hanging over him watching him put his dentures back in his mouth..I didn’t say anything as I didn’t want to cause embarrassment.. it got worse as i could feel his fake teeth clattering at my vagina.. it really hurt..
Ouch
I'm dying :-X
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It was abit odd, wouldn’t see again.
He didn’t speak at all through the booking.. his hygiene wasn’t the best.. He gave me oral with me on top of him, all over a sudden his bottom denture fake teeth fell out his mouth while I was sat on his face.. 😅
I was hanging over him watching him put his dentures back in his mouth..I didn’t say anything as I didn’t want to cause embarrassment.. it got worse as i could feel his fake teeth clattering at my vagina.. it really hurt..
Ouch
OMG couldn't help laughing but that would have been it for me.
One of the reasons I can't see the older guys, well I'm assuming he was older as I've never had any with probs with dentures.
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Yak yak and yak just had a two hr booking with a cock head who was sweating like hell. I am left covered in sweat and cock I don't party at all and normally I would not take this kind of booking but coz of the hard times at the moment I just got on with it. I can still smell him on my body from head to toe. Going to have a proper scrub now remove my extension I cannot stand the smell and I feel depressed.
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Yak yak and yak just had a two hr booking with a cock head who was sweating like hell. I am left covered in sweat and cock I don't party at all and normally I would not take this kind of booking but coz of the hard times at the moment I just got on with it. I can still smell him on my body from head to toe. Going to have a proper scrub now remove my extension I cannot stand the smell and I feel depressed.
Nothing worse than sucking a wet slug for 2hrs.. ahh I feel your pain.. I hate them type of bookings.. I try and not see anyone if I no they be off the nut..
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OMG couldn't help laughing but that would have been it for me.
One of the reasons I can't see the older guys, well I'm assuming he was older as I've never had any with probs with dentures.
Ha.. he was actually only in his 40s.. he wanted to book me on my last day of working (before second lockdown) .. I made the excuse fully booked (I wasn’t I wish ha).. just couldn’t bring myself to put up with an awkward booking like that again.. I needed the money.. I just couldn’t bare the 30mins booking with him never mind the 1hr booking what he wanted the second time round.
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Ha.. he was actually only in his 40s.. he wanted to book me on my last day of working (before second lockdown) .. I made the excuse fully booked (I wasn’t I wish ha).. just couldn’t bring myself to put up with an awkward booking like that again.. I needed the money.. I just couldn’t bare the 30mins booking with him never mind the 1hr booking what he wanted the second time round.
Haha you know you're at your limit when even the thought of £££ can't get you there
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Sweet guy, seemed quite shy, 3 hour booking, he wanted me to hurt him... a lot... easy one for me hehe.
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Had a newbie for an hour and we did roleplay. He's the letting agent, I'm the tenant fallen on bad times. You know the rest.
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Nice guy, really laid back. Just wanted the basics. Felt really comfortable with him. In and out in under the time.
Which was great because I’d just had a no show 10mins before this guy called so perked me up a little. :)
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A regular - He has a man cave in a garage at the back of his mum and dad's house.
Lovely guy, just shy of 30, fancies me quite a bit (which is really awkward), really bloody respectful and a pleasure to see. 10/10 would shag again haha
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Saw a new client in his forties I think but in good shape, lovely Scottish accent too. My first client in a while so was super sensitive. As soon as he got undressed my eyes lit up when I caught sight of his lovely cock and quickly feasted on it. He was quite big so I asked if he could go gently which he was fine with. Wanted to fuck doggy my favourite. As soon as he was inside he was hardly moving so I told him I didn't mean that gently. Still hardly any movement which I thought was weird so decided to go on top and take control. Let's just say he kept hitting my g spot plus I'd not had sex in a while I totally lost control and screamed like a banshee having wave after wave of intense orgasms. He even asked if he could go faster bless. Had a lovely cuddle and kisses after but could barely talks Decided to call it a day after that and feeling it now. Hope my neighbours didn't hear.
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Saw a new client in his forties I think but in good shape, lovely Scottish accent too. My first client in a while so was super sensitive. As soon as he got undressed my eyes lit up when I caught sight of his lovely cock and quickly feasted on it. He was quite big so I asked if he could go gently which he was fine with. Wanted to fuck doggy my favourite. As soon as he was inside he was hardly moving so I told him I didn't mean that gently. Still hardly any movement which I thought was weird so decided to go on top and take control. Let's just say he kept hitting my g spot plus I'd not had sex in a while I totally lost control and screamed like a banshee having wave after wave of intense orgasms. He even asked if he could go faster bless. Had a lovely cuddle and kisses after but could barely talks Decided to call it a day after that and feeling it now. Hope my neighbours didn't hear.
Wow, that sounds pretty hot, JG. Congrats.
And some people don’t think our job can be any fun at all...just another day at work.
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Quite a nice, young guy, lovely looking cock but whiffy BO balls.....ewww ball sweat.
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Regular client. Came round, normally likes a shower with me but this time wanted a bath. So we did for half an hour and then got to the real fun.
It was nice.
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Wow, that sounds pretty hot, JG. Congrats.
And some people don’t think our job can be any fun at all...just another day at work.
Yeah was totally hot. A lot of my regulars give me lots of orgasms but I can't remember the last time I really screamed the house down and so many intense orgasms. I've been under a lot of stress with various stuff recently and this really did the job for me.
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Just had to come on and tell you this one.
Yesterday saw a lovely regular, he's nice, no bother and easy money. Except he's had to move back in with his parents for a short while, so I'm snuck upstairs when his mum is at work and dad is downstairs. but dad is pretty deaf and I don't think quite all there as we always hear singing and shouting downstairs.
Anyway yesterday we were going at it and all of a sudden I hear "Day-o, day-o daylight come and me wanna go home"
And he kept repeating "beautiful bunch of ripe bananas"
I was absolutely DYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Anyway yesterday we were going at it and all of a sudden I hear "Day-o, day-o daylight come and me wanna go home"
And he kept repeating "beautiful bunch of ripe bananas"
I was absolutely DYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Amazing. Thanks for sharing this.
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Quite a nice, young guy, lovely looking cock but whiffy BO balls.....ewww ball sweat.
Ha ha
“Suck on my chocolate salted balls.. stick them in your mouth a suck them..
That song sprang to my mind when you wrote that post..
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Ha ha
“Suck on my chocolate salted balls.. stick them in your mouth a suck them..
That song sprang to my mind when you wrote that post..
Hahaha, I would have laughed myself silly if he started singing that. ;D
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An hour with a regular who's been coming to me since I started and has never once let me down. He brought me a Crunchie, and birthday gifts, including Lemmy's autobiography. Love it x
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An hour with a regular who's been coming to me since I started and has never once let me down. He brought me a Crunchie, and birthday gifts, including Lemmy's autobiography. Love it x
Congrats SW. Does he know your taste in music? I love longterm regulators who treat me well too. I always ensure they keep returning.
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Before lockdown this time round, a regular of sorts “so what new tricks have you got for me today?” PARDON!! Am I a performing animal of some sort....so I just did the usual ::)
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Before lockdown this time round, a regular of sorts “so what new tricks have you got for me today?” PARDON!! Am I a performing animal of some sort....so I just did the usual ::)
That's the trouble with some long term regulars and when they say the same to me I know it's time for them to go see someone else.
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Congrats SW. Does he know your taste in music? I love longterm regulators who treat me well too. I always ensure they keep returning.
He does, we often spend the best part of a booking talking about music, then I suddenly remember what he's actually there for!
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Came for an incall, said I reminded him of his daughter and looked young and cannot fuck me but proceeded to ask me to strip naked while he watch me catwalk, do the 360 and ”examine” my body ::)
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Came for an incall, said I reminded him of his daughter and looked young and cannot fuck me but proceeded to ask me to strip naked while he watch me catwalk, do the 360 and ”examine” my body ::)
Oh that's creepy mentioning his daughter. No need, yuk.
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Oh that's creepy mentioning his daughter. No need, yuk.
Pretty obvious that was his *thing* though. Make her feel uncomfortable/him excited cos of daughter mention, then get her to feel ashamed/vulnerable while parading around for him.
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Pretty obvious that was his *thing* though. Make her feel uncomfortable/him excited cos of daughter mention, then get her to feel ashamed/vulnerable while parading around for him.
Exactly how I felt, killed my mood the whole day. Creep!
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Wonderful restaurant for dinner, beautiful hotel in St James and an absolute dream of a client. And he wants to see me again next week for an overnight.
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Early booking by a hawt tall guy, so easy, so sexy and left early. Dream booking.
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My usual early Tuesday morning regular. Likes me to answer in my pj's with no. Makeup or anything on. I don't actually wear my real pj's though, I wear a nightie.
He's polite enough. Has a thing about watching me wee though.
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In the middle of sex with him on top, he suddenly moved both my pillows from under my head, tossed them on the floor and just carried on humping ???
It took a few moments for me to regain composure and ask why he had done that?
"So I can see your face"
I still don't get it, my face was perfectly visible to him..🤔
He also had a bottle of wine chilling in a cooler on the table in his executive suite and had drunk half a glass.
I was ready to politely refuse his offer of a drink, but gladly accept a 'brew' or a bottle of water or pop (all of these were dotted about his hotel room) but he never offered me anything at all. :(
Never mind, it was a 2 hr booking, very easy and-best of all - I was back home brewing up for myself by the time the booking had been scheduled to end. :D
Would happily see again, pillows or not ;)
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The sex part was fine but I did a very bad thing when leaving.
There were large, white, square stones dividing the mobile homes. Like the dinlo I am I didn't see it annnnnnd I ran right over one, it got lodged underneath my car and I couldn't get rid of it so had to get the client to get a jack to lift 'er up so I could get the big old stone out.
MORTIFYING and best of all, the underside bit of my bumper is rather scraped :(
Besides that, client was very lovely about it and helped me massively :)
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A regular who is an absolute nightmare in regard to excessive and unnecessary texts before the booking, straying into personal questions, which go unanswered.
When he actually arrives he is no problem at all and easy to deal with. I only put up with it at the min because it's pretty quiet but I am literally biting my text tongue at the shit I have to go through to get his £70 :FF
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Yeah I have the same with one of my regulars. Texting me every day. How are you, what are you up to darling, can't wait to see you, Allah blah blah it goes on. :FF
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Yeah I have the same with one of my regulars. Texting me every day. How are you, what are you up to darling, can't wait to see you, Allah blah blah it goes on. :FF
OMG I feel you ... It literally shrivels your soul!
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Was taken to a very very fancy Chinese restaurant where my client over-ordered and I now have two huge bags of leftover Chinese food ;D
He also put extra money in my envelope too.
He is easily my favourite client, and I can't help but wish my other clients were half as easy and kind.
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A real boundary pusher.
Trying to get me to tell him my real name, asking why I don’t do things I don’t do, trying to get me to do anal, tried once to rub his bare bits on me but was sternly told off.
With like 2 mins to go tried to get another shag in which I told him he didn’t have time. Tried to convince me because ‘we’d both enjoy it’
Ugh was glad to get him out.
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Hard work one
He was a polish man..seemed nice when arranging booking.. he booked for 1 hour.. as soon as he walked though the door.. there was no hello how’s you.. instead he walked in and started complaining fiddling with the light switch demanding the lights to be brighter... I have my phone on silent when working, I don’t answer it at all when clients are in my room... my work phone was on the table and made the vibrating sound.. so he snatched my phone off the table
And said turn this off.. I should have gone with my gut and told him to leave as normally I don’t see bossy demanding types..as I know they end up being more stress than there worth..
The 1hr booking was awful.. he didn’t speak much and when he did it was to bark demands.. he wasn’t the type to want to give oral.. I couldn’t have much of a conversation with Him as he wasn’t the friendliest.. he lasted the full hour he drained me.. my neck was killing me from the non stop blow Jobs.. he was one of them looking at his watch to make sure he got every minute out of me .. he went over 10 mins I had tell him he has to finish as the times over.. . once the service was over he was getting dressed and started moaning about the hotel I was using and the hotel
Shower when it was perfectly fine.. ffs..
Safe to say I saved his number as avoid.. I won’t be seeing that man ever again.
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Hard work one [snip]
Terrible, nasty man.
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Terrible, nasty man.
Yep these types of men should not be booking sex workers. I have had it before when there friendly on the phone but turn up come in don't even say hello and are rude and it's made clear they have a problem with us. So certain men deliberately are friendly to get the booking then the real them shows on on entry.
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Hard work one [snip]
Oh I really feel for you with this one. :(
Once in a blue moon exactly this scenario comes along, usually when you are least expecting it and so it leaves you floundering.
Like you say, they are always really pleasant on the phone so it's a real shock.
One of the scariest bookings I ever had was with a lad who was great even for the first 5 minutes of chatting, then we got down to business and he was Jeckyll and Hyde.. Seriously abusive language and actions. I ran out into the street half dressed at 11pm, shaking like a leaf.
To this day I blame 'micro penis issues' as much as the strongbrew he was supping >:(
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Hard work one
He was a polish man..seemed nice when arranging booking.. he booked for 1 hour.. as soon as he walked though the door.. there was no hello how’s you.. instead he walked in and started complaining fiddling with the light switch demanding the lights to be brighter... I have my phone on silent when working, I don’t answer it at all when clients are in my room... my work phone was on the table and made the vibrating sound.. so he snatched my phone off the table
And said turn this off.. I should have gone with my gut and told him to leave as normally I don’t see bossy demanding types..as I know they end up being more stress than there worth..
The 1hr booking was awful.. he didn’t speak much and when he did it was to bark demands.. he wasn’t the type to want to give oral.. I couldn’t have much of a conversation with Him as he wasn’t the friendliest.. he lasted the full hour he drained me.. my neck was killing me from the non stop blow Jobs.. he was one of them looking at his watch to make sure he got every minute out of me .. he went over 10 mins I had tell him he has to finish as the times over.. . once the service was over he was getting dressed and started moaning about the hotel I was using and the hotel
Shower when it was perfectly fine.. ffs..
Safe to say I saved his number as avoid.. I won’t be seeing that man ever again.
Sorry you had to go through that nightmare, had a similar client that actually held my head to push down on his cock with so much force, I had to hit his hands off and ask him to leave. We hadnt agreed on any kind of force / sub play and i was just not in the mood.
I think these sort of clients should really go on the warning section too so those of us that cant manage these sort of people can save the number and avoid.
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Yeah it's horrible when we have to experience these twats. I had an outcall from a guy who sounded really nice on the phone and even when we first met. Things were going smoothly but then he just turned and said so how do you want to be fucked you dirty bitch and started getting rough. I don't mind rough sex if it's agreed beforehand but this didn't feel right so I told him he can have his money back and left. Luckily this was a one off.
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My favourite and longest standing client. Bought me a tin of Cadbury's Heroes and £40 worth of shopping vouchers, plus payment for an hour! I need to clone him, seriously :)
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Aww lovely client gave me some perfume, opened it & discovered it’s men’s, he still didn’t realise ::)
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I did a duo with a regular. I hadn't had worked much recently and hadn't had sex in a while.
He wants to watch me and the other escort get naughty together then she gives me oral. I literally cum in minutes and say how good she is with her tongue.
My regular then says you never cum like that for me. That's because your oral skills are lacking I think but hold back and smile.
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New client, absolutely lovely. Appreciated everything I did and was continually telling me how sexy I was and how much he was enjoying himself (which I like). No nonsense up front; just texted me and asked if I was available for x time. Made me a cup of tea afterwards and he talked my ear off, all about how he lost his leg and other stuff. He's booked me again for Thursday :D
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I did a duo with a regular. I hadn't had worked much recently and hadn't had sex in a while.
He wants to watch me and the other escort get naughty together then she gives me oral. I literally cum in minutes and say how good she is with her tongue.
My regular then says you never cum like that for me. That's because your oral skills are lacking I think but hold back and smile.
That's when you can innocently offer to give some hints. I'd had success with improving some client's skills greatly, especially the younger regulars who are open minded. But they have to want to learn and you have to offer in a way that makes them want to say yes. It's nice when they show you that they remember.
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especially the younger regulars who are open minded.
My experience is that younger clients are sometimes very much looking to learn a thing or two from you and will gratefully accept any tips you can give.
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I've been on tour during lockdown currently in Derby.
I have obviously not been as busy as normal, but ticking over.
I am in a mainstream hotel I have used many times before, and used a few times during lockdowns over past year or so.
Yesterday had a daytime in call with no issues.
Last night I had a guy travel 120 miles to see me (bless him). I gave him the usual blurb on getting past reception (they are normally cool).
He arrived and text me he was in the car park.
About 2 mins later phone goes in the room.
Its reception telling me my visitor is here.
"Send him along to my room" I said (as normal).
"We have changed our Covid policy and guests are no longer allowed in rooms!"
"WTF??!! WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?"
"We had email from head office at 5pm"
I text the guy and apologised profusely, and told him where my room was on the ground floor and we could chat through open window if he liked.
It was pitch black dark, and absolutely no one around.
He arrived at my window and said how completely slutty I looked (awww!) and then immediately began to pleasure himself!!
"Feck it!" I thought and started to do a lap dance type strip for him.
It didnt take him very long at all, and he then threw his full money tribute through the window!
He text me later thanking me and saying we would meet up when its all over.
I think I may be concentrating on web camming the rest of the week!
Bloody Covid
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Wow 😂
At least he had a good time and wasn’t a wasted journey.
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Wow 😂
At least he had a good time and wasn’t a wasted journey.
exactly! x
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Jesus wanking himself outside your hotel by your window that is insane what a saddo most guys would have just driven off. You might as well gone service him in his car haha
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This made me laugh for the first time in quite a few days. Thank you for sharing!! ;D
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Oh haha bloody hilarious, thanks for this haha, and well done.
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Saw this gorgeous guy in his twenties at my new place. Lots of lovely and sensual foreplay before sex. Bearing in mind I hadn't worked for a while so this was my first time in a while plus he was hitting all the right spots in my fave position, I was literally biting down on my sheets to stop me screaming.
Only just met my neighbours so was trying to be a bit discrete. Changed positions and had me cumming again. I was loving it but couldn't take anymore so gave him oral then switching between hand job and oral as he was taking ages and about to run out of time. I always feel bad when i can't make them cum.
He was a real sweetie and said it's ok and that he had a great time .
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Just had a booking with a cock head after two hours he wanted to extend. Money was not an issue I told him noway I can extend the booking even if he paid more fuck that. Luckily enough I am sharing a flat with a friend I just passed him over to her.
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Guy was nice enough but smelled of bo sooo bad. Stunk my whole room out.
He went for a shower and he didn’t smell bad himself after but the smell lingered in my room all day :-X
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Guy books an hour and is done in 30 mins ... He says " Don't worry I won't ask for some money back"
WTF!? Too right fella ... once that money is handed over it disappears into the Abyss ... You aint never seing that again!
He says it like he has a choice in the matter!
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So yesterday I had a strange session...
I received an email earlier in the week from a woman who wanted a tantric massage. These days I only see my regulars but I've always been wanting to increase my female clients so I accepted. This was only my 5th female client in all the years that I've been doing this.
So she comes, the session goes very well for her. And then at the end she tells me that she's the wife of one of my regulars, she found my details in his phone and wanted to experience it herself before confronting him! I asked why she was telling me this as it's not really my business, she says because she wants me to remember her next time he comes to visit ???
He later on emailed me to apologise for his wife's actions and sent me a gift card to make it up to me. Also said they're getting a divorce!
I've seen my fair share of strange stuff but this was just weird.
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That's some spooky, messed-up shyte Sinead! :o
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That's some spooky, messed-up shyte Sinead! :o
Yeah I was freaked out a little.
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Sounds like someone who might have wanted a 'You Me Her' fantasy.
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Sounds like someone who might have wanted a 'You Me Her' fantasy.
Tell me about it, had a 'wife' call me and curse me out so bad I had to give it back to her and tell her to sort herself out and her man wont stray as im probably one of many (not my exact words im being very polite here) she burst into tears and i felt so bad ........only to find out its their thing/fantasy ..... I was livid
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Just seen a newbie. Mid thirties, good looking, great kisser, great oral and amazing cock. Had me cumming in mins in his mouth. Sex was amazing too although he came quickly. But then he was still hard. I don't normally do two cums in a half hour but wanted more of his cock so tried different positions and lots more orgasms for me. An amazing start to the weekend. Really hope he becomes a regular.
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Just seen a newbie. Mid thirties, good looking, great kisser, great oral and amazing cock. Had me cumming in mins in his mouth. Sex was amazing too although he came quickly. But then he was still hard. I don't normally do two cums in a half hour but wanted more of his cock so tried different positions and lots more orgasms for me. An amazing start to the weekend. Really hope he becomes a regular.
Jessie, I'd be very surprised if he didn't 😸.
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Just seen a newbie. Mid thirties, good looking, great kisser, great oral and amazing cock. Had me cumming in mins in his mouth. Sex was amazing too although he came quickly. But then he was still hard. I don't normally do two cums in a half hour but wanted more of his cock so tried different positions and lots more orgasms for me. An amazing start to the weekend. Really hope he becomes a regular.
Lucky you... making many of us jealous haha. Enjoy and make the most of it, makes me wish I'd started younger so that was my main client demographic ;D
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It's a lovely surprise meeting someone like that. Made my weekend and still smiling. Texted me after with lots of compliments. Hopefully see him again soon
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Delightful, well mannered, down to earth, delicious, naughty and VERY CLEAN young man about 28-30 I think .
I dont ever remember enjoying a booking as much as I did today, ticked all the right boxes.... I hope i am just bored not in love ;D ;D
To think I almost ignored him because he had zero feedback and newish profile, but when he called and we spoke on the phone I knew he was not a tossing TW
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Why can't they all be like that! It's such a high :D
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Misogynistic twat who told me women have half a brain :FF
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My new favourite who's been 3 times before. Insists on paying for an hour but says he won't be long. I refuse (stupidly some might think) and say to pay me for half an hour and if it goes over he can pay me after. He was gone in 15 minutes and paid me £100 and not the £70 I charge.
Really nice guy too aside from that.
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My new favourite who's been 3 times before. Insists on paying for an hour but says he won't be long. I refuse (stupidly some might think) and say to pay me for half an hour and if it goes over he can pay me after. He was gone in 15 minutes and paid me £100 and not the £70 I charge.
Really nice guy too aside from that.
You can tell this client actually has respect for what we do. No doubt he knows it can be a shit job and obviously thinks we deserve a tip or more then we charge. If a lot of clients had this level of respect i would want to work this job more.
It's not even the fact he over pays but you can tell he probably understands how difficult this job can be.
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English, exactly.
I just had one guy call me up laughing saying he'd like to see me if he passes my criteria. Haha my profile is a bit strict so it's nice to know he read it.
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Funny thing is Amy i make my profile clear i don't want to see disrespectful pushy clients or ones that want quickie action and treat you like a slab of meat but you will still get ones that ignore this. Although it works with some clients that do read it.
When i get more of a gentleman it's so nice. I met one guy before lockdown and i remember him saying to me " it's your rules your body and i would never just assume i am entiltled to this and that just because i am paying, it's nice to have some fun sexually but only with things you are comfortable with he then went on to say i been told by other ladies i have visited that there is plenty of men that think there entiltled to rape because they paid or bully you to do more as there paying"
I said yes there is a percentage of clients out there that behave like this and think there above a police report.
Wish there was more men out there like that client.
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A bit of a weird booking with New bie. Said i smelt so good then literally started smelling me whilst he stroked my cheeks. Wwasnt interested in Fucking me but just smelt me and rubbed my cheeks. Very strange
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A bit of a weird booking with New bie. Said i smelt so good then literally started smelling me whilst he stroked my cheeks. Wwasnt interested in Fucking me but just smelt me and rubbed my cheeks. Very strange
That's a bit creepy
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Yeah he wants a repeat booking doing the same whilst I wank him off. Might do it if he pays extra but not really my thing
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Your call but not really sure how you'll get him to pay more just cos he's creepy. If he doesn't actaully want sex can't think how I'd get him to pay more than my standard rate?
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Your call but not really sure how you'll get him to pay more just cos he's creepy. If he doesn't actaully want sex can't think how I'd get him to pay more than my standard rate?
Because it's something that she finds 'borderline' - so if he pays more she can put up with it, and if he doesn't pay she gets rid of the problem because he won't book :)
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Because it's something that she finds 'borderline' - so if he pays more she can put up with it, and if he doesn't pay she gets rid of the problem because he won't book :)
Yes I can understand why Jessie would want to charge more as it's not a booking she'd enjoy but I'm not sure how she'd present the reason of the extra charge to him without making someone who is already a bit odd and creepy, possibly resentful.
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When it happened it took me by surprise and kind of froze.
I offer a GFE and I don't consider being sniffed part of that service so i told him if he really wants to do it i would consider this an extra service and charge accordingly.
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When it happened it took me by surprise and kind of froze.
I offer a GFE and I don't consider being sniffed part of that service so i told him if he really wants to do it i would consider this an extra service and charge accordingly.
Ah right.... sounds fair enough
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The weirdest part was a couple of times he had his nose against my cheek and neck and took a massive sniff. Imagine a human hoover.
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Another mmf threesome with a regular and this male escort ive sort of been seeing. My client says he's running 20 mins late so Geoff the escort persuades me to start without him. We do but as I'm about to cum can hear my doorbell then my phone ringing. I tell geoff to ignore it and finish me off and I'm screaming like a banshee.
Let client in and jokingly says hope u haven't started without me. Course not darling. He goes down on me and says wow youre super wet today. He ends up with erection problems and says hes happy to just watch Geoff take me.
Easiest and most enjoyable booking ever.
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Younger guy with great feedback so I'm looking forward to great things.
Very disappointing and turns out to be hard work ???
Just shows how many positive feedbacks are blowing smoke up their ass :-\
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The weirdest part was a couple of times he had his nose against my cheek and neck and took a massive sniff. Imagine a human hoover.
I see that in the category of FETISH sniffing someone so YES you do charge an extra fee as it is not part of your GFE.
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Younger guy with great feedback so I'm looking forward to great things.
Very disappointing and turns out to be hard work ???
Just shows how many positive feedbacks are blowing smoke up their ass :-\
Why I dont go by the over positive aw feedback on clients page as they always tend to be dicks.
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Just seen this great guy again who came to see me two weeks ago. He's 74 but moves and acts like someone in their 50s. My life is so boring compared to his. He's off out with a group of guys going here there and everywhere getting into trouble. Great guy. Plus he always finishes within 20 mins and that includes the massage 😀.
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Had the best 2 hours booking yesterday he brought a bottle of red. I was dreading it at first. He only wanted a female company nothing else watched Netflix then he left. Happy days 😜
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Why I dont go by the over positive aw feedback on clients page as they always tend to be dicks.
This. All of my hard work and/or rude clients have had great feedback. Had one message recently ending his message with I have good feedback take a look. Thanks, you just screened yourself out. You don't need to tell me you're a good client, you only need to be one.
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I'm the same when they mention feedback. This tells me they might be hardcore punters who expect the earth and could be hard work. It's funny, the two things they think I want, which are regulars and feedback are the things that put me off.
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I just had a 27 year old book for last night. Explained where it was, he said fine, I have to stop at Tesco's on the way, to get cash I assumed.
Fast forward to appt, he whips his top off and I say "hang on cash first" and he starts bleating "I'll transfer the money after", blah blah blah! Er no, that's not how this works, always cash upfront. So what does he do? Whips his semi hard dick out and starts wiggling it about going "don't you want this?" :FF
I turned down 2 bookings for a wiggling dick! Gotta laugh! x
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I just had a 27 year old book for last night. Explained where it was, he said fine, I have to stop at Tesco's on the way, to get cash I assumed.
Fast forward to appt, he whips his top off and I say "hang on cash first" and he starts bleating "I'll transfer the money after", blah blah blah! Er no, that's not how this works, always cash upfront. So what does he do? Whips his semi hard dick out and starts wiggling it about going "don't you want this?" :FF
I turned down 2 bookings for a wiggling dick! Gotta laugh! x
OMG unbelievable aren'y they!?
When will they get it into their heads that its dosh we do this for not dick!!
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Yeah some can get cocky if they're good in bed or seem to assume were horny nymphos on heat.
I saw one guy a few weeks ago who i admit was great in bed and let on how much I enjoyed it. About a week later he texts me saying how much he wants to see me again but cant afford it right now. Could i give him credit .
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Yeah some can get cocky if they're good in bed or seem to assume were horny nymphos on heat.
I saw one guy a few weeks ago who i admit was great in bed and let on how much I enjoyed it. About a week later he texts me saying how much he wants to see me again but cant afford it right now. Could i give him credit .
Yes I think it's a mistake to let on you've really enjoyed it, not that I have that problem very often, mores the pity haha, or as you have found Jessie, they'll be trying to get freebies if they think it wasn't such hard work for you.
But come on, that's one of the perks to this job surely, the occasional booking when you wonder who should be paying who ;D
Sadly the last time that thought came into my head on a booking was many years ago :-\
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Yes i am lucky when it comes to the perks of the job but I'm not very good at hiding my feelings, something I need to work on.
Having said that I'm lucky to have some lovely regulars who are great fun and totally respectful and have never asked me for freebies or discounts.
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So what does he do? Whips his semi hard dick out and starts wiggling it about going "don't you want this?" :FF
I turned down 2 bookings for a wiggling dick! Gotta laugh! x
;D ;D ;D ;D What a tosser....er..Wriggler...... some think we are just nymphos in need of a shag ..knobhead
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One of my best bookings so far,
Voyeur roleplay- he is a neighbour spying on me as i do some cleaning in my underwear, placed fee 100 on table and stood behind the slightly ajar door and wanked , was gone in 10mins, only down side was he came on the floor (was mutually agreed before though ), so had to wipe up cum off the floor..... ;)
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Great one this morning - wanted an early meet and out wasn't far away... two hour booking. I got there and he was lovely, desperate to start with a blow job as he never gets them. Came in less than two mins, when he's finished reeling he said 'do you know what - I'm more than happy - I'll have a smile on my face all day so do you mind terribly if I ask you to leave so I can crack on with work. ?
No problem at all I thought. He's just messaged to book again for next week! I did say best book an hour this time 🤣
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Met a lovely guy last night in his late 30s
Im sort of going off it a bit now Im in my 50s (it happens) but this chap was just so nice to me everything was gentle and caring . He finished in my mouth and then wanted it again
We had a very slow gentle fuck for about 20 minutes He did the things I love kissing my neck and snogging
Sometimes its only a job but very very rare it feels like meeting someone new
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It's great when you have an enjoyable booking and getting paid for it.
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Jessiegirl, had exactly the same thing! I'm 51 and saw a 30 year old, very fit and his stamina was amazing, I kept saying "you're so good". He was, but I genuinely like men to go away feeling that anyway. A month later he messaged me and said he wants to see me but has no money 🤣🤣🤣 I've never heard from him again. Note to self; never get too enthusiastic about their skills it comes back and bites you on the bum!
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It always seems the younger who do this. I equally have as much fun with older guys but they seem more respectful
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It always seems the younger who do this. I equally have as much fun with older guys but they seem more respectful
Older guys do respect you more
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My last booking a 74 year old yesterday lunchtime that likes to just play with my boobs and ass :) :)
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Yeah one of my guys in his fifties seems totally obsessed with my tits and is constantly touching them even when we're chatting.
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My last booking was this evening for 2 hours I usually like a bit of chat with anything 90 mins or more but this guy was into the full in encounter for the whole sesh, it went well and made me climax twice with some lovely massages but no conversation at all which was seeming to be a bit awkward but it’s been one of those days where I just thought well I can’t be bothered exerting myself if they aren’t bothered so I just used passion to fulfil my job role. Then you wouldn’t believe it... some getting ready chat about his work and he saying the dreaded words ‘WELL YOUR WORK ISNT REALLY WORK IS IT’ :FF :FF :FF
I mean, how pig headed can you be when Iv showered you with affection for the last 2 hours, it completely put me in a bad mood and I ended up eating a full sized chocolate bar in frustration lol
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Pinupgirl well in some men's eyes providing sex for money they consider a side line or just extra cash and not a actual job. If they want to think that they can although if he had said not a career that might have sounded a bit better but most of us would not touch most of them without it being a paying job. They just do not like the idea we view the act of it and them as a job.
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Pinupgirl well in some men's eyes providing sex for money they consider a side line or just extra cash and not a actual job. If they want to think that they can although if he had said not a career that might have sounded a bit better but most of us would not touch most of them without it being a paying job. They just do not like the idea we view the act of it and them as a job.
Yes you are right there, as we all know, men think with their bits and not their head. It is a real pet hate of mine though as I still work 5 days a week and pay taxes like most other people, it’s almost like a belittling mindset they already have programmed in them
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Just had one booked and paid for an hr only to talk. That's what life has come to no pubs clubs and tinder for hook ups 😜😜
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Just had one booked and paid for an hr only to talk. That's what life has come to no pubs clubs and tinder for hook ups 😜😜
I love those :)
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Jane Dough certain clients can make you feel like you have been abused in the booking and sometimes i cannot believe what we have put up with. I suppose the old saying springs to mind " no wonder they have to pay for it"
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Euurgh.... So this guy used to be a regular, hadn't seen him in a long time because of circumstances on his end and tbh the last time he contacted me for a booking he kinda pissed me off in his comms by being very demanding and expecting me to cancel another clients booking to accommodate him, which I said absolutely not...
But things have been slow recently so I begrudgingly accepted his request...
I forgot how uncomfortable and yucky I feel around this guy, I can't really explain it... He does this weird thing where he goes in for a kiss and then pulls away at the last second, then goes to do it again, like it's supposed to be cute or something? I dunno, it just makes me feel a bit...ewww.
So I decide to go in for oral and I get his dick out and I can smell urine, really stale urine coming from it...
He made a point of telling me he was jumping in for a shower before I went over so I don't know if he just decided to stop at his waist or something? His balls were a bit B.O.ish too and I was properly close to heaving. I wanted to tell him to go wash it, but this stupid thing comes over me where I don't want to hurt their feelings. I know it's so dumb! I hate the idea of potentially embarrassing someone. In hindsight though, he probably SHOULD be embarrassed!
So I suggested 69, and just gave him a hj the whole time. There was no way I was putting that in my mouth again.
This job in general (and also lack of bookings/money worries) has been really getting to me recently. I was glad he couldn't see my face because I thought I was gona burst into tears a couple of times.
All the while he's doing this weird, fast motion tongue flicky thing on my clit then sucking it as hard as possible and it feels fucking horrible. Like, it's a fucking clit, not a dick! What you sucking it for??? Honestly, I was fantasising about grabbing his balls and just squeezing them as hard as I could...
On goes the condom and for a change he came really quick! I was fucking overjoyed tbh haha.
We still had about 30 mins to go and he kept checking his watch saying oh 20 mins left, 10 mins, etc... So I just listened to him talk about his job and stuff til the time was up.
I didn't really have time to process it as I just washed and went to bed as soon as I got home but thinking about that booking now makes me wana cry. If things weren't as they are financially right now I wouldn't have agreed to see him again. I hope things get better so I can be more picky about clients again like I could pre-covid...
I hate these sort of bookings. Some clients are just so gentle and easy and others make you want to hurl yourself in bleach afterwards.
Had a couple recently that were sucking and flicking away at my clit while in 69 and it just felt too horrible and sensitive. I kept trying to shuffle away but think they thought I was enjoying it more for doing that. A couple of times I literally had to refrain from biting their cock in frustration!
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I'm always up front with them and tell them if it hurts and when it feels good. Some guys have no idea so have to guide them into the pleasure zone.
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Don’t put yourself through the emotional stress of these things, I know it’s really hard to be up front and tell them what to do or not to do but once you’ve done it a few times you won’t care, especially when it comes to hygiene or if it hurts. I HATE my clit being sucked it’s the worst sensation ever and if anyone ever does it I tell them oh please don’t do that I like to be licked gently. I once had to tell a guy to go wash his dick 3 times in an hour appointment and it still smelt :FF so I refused to see him after, my hand and sheet were riddled with the smell of piss, not cool!!
It can be awkward though, I still have one guy that goes down on me, does it slow for a minute then really fast head moving left to right like he’s not eaten a meal in a week, does that for a minute then back and forth to slow and fast in minute intervals. I find it so unsexy but I dont have the heart to tell him!
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If you don't tell them they assume you're enjoying it and will do it more
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Some of the things said in these recent posts above make me want to chuck as it is all very close to home. I put up with rough stuff (never extreme just uncomfortable) poor hygiene, rudeness and an unwillingness or disinterest in improving how they interact with me all of the time. And that includes from most of my regulars.
Trouble is I lay there petrified to give them some directions in case they get the huff on and don't come back.
PUG8, you say you call some out when you don't like what they are doing to you but not others. How do you decide which will take direction well and which won't? Have any of them ever responded badly when asked to change what they are doing and has it made future meetings with them more difficult?
I need to grow a pair I think.
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So I decide to go in for oral and I get his dick out and I can smell urine, really stale urine coming from it...
He made a point of telling me he was jumping in for a shower before I went over so I don't know if he just decided to stop at his waist or something? His balls were a bit B.O.ish too and I was properly close to heaving. I wanted to tell him to go wash it, but this stupid thing comes over me where I don't want to hurt their feelings. I know it's so dumb! I hate the idea of potentially embarrassing someone. In hindsight though, he probably SHOULD be embarrassed!
So I suggested 69, and just gave him a hj the whole time. There was no way I was putting that in my mouth again.
This sounds like it could be a kind of passive aggressive control, tells you he's going to shower but then in fact doesn't as enjoys seeing you struggle when confronted with his filithy, smelly cock.
Hopefully it was enough to stop you taking any further bookings from him if just for the sake of your mental health.
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Some of the things said in these recent posts above make me want to chuck as it is all very close to home. I put up with rough stuff (never extreme just uncomfortable) poor hygiene, rudeness and an unwillingness or disinterest in improving how they interact with me all of the time. And that includes from most of my regulars.
Trouble is I lay there petrified to give them some directions in case they get the huff on and don't come back.
PUG8, you say you call some out when you don't like what they are doing to you but not others. How do you decide which will take direction well and which won't? Have any of them ever responded badly when asked to change what they are doing and has it made future meetings with them more difficult?
I need to grow a pair I think.
It’s hard to say really, if they are hurting me in anyway I just can’t help myself to say it but I say it in a nice way using a soft voice so they hopefully don’t think I’m a diva or whatever and I also think it’s best to say it straight away instead of waiting till half way through the appointment, just go for it! You’ll feel so much better once it’s out of your mind. But I would go through all sorts when I worked at agencies, I remember once I even let the client run his baby oil hands all in my hair and face and I looked like a real trollop after that booking and I was fuming!!
Iv had a couple of clients after giving direction that have become regulars, and I honestly thought at the time I wouldn’t ever want to see them again.
If they’re just really bad with their techniques I tend not to say anything and let these ones slide (we can’t win them all) but definitely tell them if they’re ever hurting you.
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Recently heavy smokers seem to really turn my stomach, one chap absolutely reeked of stale smoke and his hands were stained brown. I asked him to wash his hands and use some mouthwash but it made no difference. Fortunately his body was clean but I felt dirty all over afterwards and now refuse to see him.
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Some of the things said in these recent posts above make me want to chuck as it is all very close to home. I put up with rough stuff (never extreme just uncomfortable) poor hygiene, rudeness and an unwillingness or disinterest in improving how they interact with me all of the time. And that includes from most of my regulars.
Trouble is I lay there petrified to give them some directions in case they get the huff on and don't come back.
PUG8, you say you call some out when you don't like what they are doing to you but not others. How do you decide which will take direction well and which won't? Have any of them ever responded badly when asked to change what they are doing and has it made future meetings with them more difficult?
I need to grow a pair I think.
I don't mean to be flippant but why are you putting up with this behaviour from regulars? Poor hygiene, rudeness, unwillingness and disinterest from a client would guarantee I never see them again after a first session.
Do you have a note on your profile that all service is at your discretion, i.e. if they fall short on hygiene, manners etc, you will stop the appointment there and then. If you don't, it might be worth considering this. Also, remember, you are the one to grant them your time regardless of the fact they are paying you. You have every right to tell them if they're being rude, if they smell, haven't washed etc. Their money does not mean they can be discourteous.
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Do you know, part of me kinda suspects this too and I think you might be right. He has shown to be quite demanding in the past e.g.. wanting a booking at 7.30pm on Friday and giving absolutely no leeway when I offer a different day/time. Last time he got in touch and I couldn't accommodate him he told me to cancel my other clients booking for him and I told him he'd need to book someone else so I think maybe it was an act of revenge.
He said he'd want to book me again in a couple weeks so I'm gona tell him no and I'm gona tell him why.
I do struggle with being upfront sometimes, especially when it's do to with their hygiene as some genuinely have no clue. But the fact that some do it on purpose makes me livid
Yes I noticed that you'd said he'd displayed controlling behaviour before, wanting you to cancel other clients for him.
I think you do right telling him why you will no longer see him, let him know that you won't put up with dirty, smelly clients.
Hopefully you'll feel more confident to speak up in future when their manners or hygiene aren't up to scratch.
If they take the hump and don't come back then good riddance, it makes space for nicer, better behaved men.
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Euurgh.... So this guy used to be a regular, hadn't seen him in a long time because of circumstances on his end and tbh the last time he contacted me for a booking he kinda pissed me off in his comms by being very demanding and expecting me to cancel another clients booking to accommodate him, which I said absolutely not...
But things have been slow recently so I begrudgingly accepted his request...
I forgot how uncomfortable and yucky I feel around this guy, I can't really explain it... He does this weird thing where he goes in for a kiss and then pulls away at the last second, then goes to do it again, like it's supposed to be cute or something? I dunno, it just makes me feel a bit...ewww.
So I decide to go in for oral and I get his dick out and I can smell urine, really stale urine coming from it...
He made a point of telling me he was jumping in for a shower before I went over so I don't know if he just decided to stop at his waist or something? His balls were a bit B.O.ish too and I was properly close to heaving. I wanted to tell him to go wash it, but this stupid thing comes over me where I don't want to hurt their feelings. I know it's so dumb! I hate the idea of potentially embarrassing someone. In hindsight though, he probably SHOULD be embarrassed!
So I suggested 69, and just gave him a hj the whole time. There was no way I was putting that in my mouth again.
This job in general (and also lack of bookings/money worries) has been really getting to me recently. I was glad he couldn't see my face because I thought I was gona burst into tears a couple of times.
All the while he's doing this weird, fast motion tongue flicky thing on my clit then sucking it as hard as possible and it feels fucking horrible. Like, it's a fucking clit, not a dick! What you sucking it for??? Honestly, I was fantasising about grabbing his balls and just squeezing them as hard as I could...
On goes the condom and for a change he came really quick! I was fucking overjoyed tbh haha.
We still had about 30 mins to go and he kept checking his watch saying oh 20 mins left, 10 mins, etc... So I just listened to him talk about his job and stuff til the time was up.
I didn't really have time to process it as I just washed and went to bed as soon as I got home but thinking about that booking now makes me wana cry. If things weren't as they are financially right now I wouldn't have agreed to see him again. I hope things get better so I can be more picky about clients again like I could pre-covid...
Jane Dough, I'm so sorry that you had to put up with this and your feelings afterward. Always remember that YOU are in control, that you can decide to provide service or not, and that there will be many more clients if you wish to avoid this one. You deserve to be respected at all times and your body has value that you control.
Don't avoid telling a client what you don't like about them if they are doing something poorly, just say it nicely. If the client is a normal decent person, they will appreciate your feedback. If they are not nice, why bother caring about their feelings anyway. Never put a client's feelings over your own, you are too valuable for that. I am not saying to be mean, but be assertive and never give them control over you.
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Sometimes they don't realise they're smelly but sometimes you have to tell them. One of my regulars can get smelly during hot weather but never realised until I told him. Now he's always smelling nice and lovely.
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I don't think you sound mean at all and I agree with everything you say, I appreciate your support. I feel like I'm maybe coming across as quite naïve and new to the business but the embarrassing thing is I've been doing this for a couple years. I've always struggled with assertiveness and being a bit of a people pleaser my whole life. If someone is an obvious asshole I find it rather easy to assert boundaries but when they're "nice" (or pretend to be) I make excuses for them in the moment then beat myself up about it later when reality sinks in. Escorting is one thing that has actually helped with my confidence massively but I'm still not where I want to be in terms of putting myself first. I guess every day is an opportunity to grow and learn from it though. Thanks for your kind words!
JD, we've all been there, while escorting and in everyday life. We are wired to think of the other person's feelings first, and often that is not fair to ourselves. This job is so much more than sex or or having great skills with sex. It builds up confidence in being assertive, setting boundaries, and being in charge, if you practice a little each time. Just don't let those skills go to your head :) Many nice men enjoy an assertive woman, even like being told what to do for a change, you don't need to wait for an asshole to practice being assertive. :)
Think of your boundaries before meeting with a client. If a client is rude, has hygiene issues, what will you do? Nearly all of my clients are very respectful, but I will nicely tell them if they need a shower, etc. I need to be good at what I do to be successful and I'm not good at my whoring if I am not happy with the situation.
When you've had a difficult day at work, trying taking a long hot bath or even better spend time with a fuck buddy who knows how to treat you properly so you can reset.
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Had a 30min client this morning and he was the girthiest I've ever seen. The head was so fat and round it almost made me feel sick to look at and do oral. It only just fitted in my mouth.
Normally I like to help clients get their money's worth but I was keen to do the deed and get rid so got a condom out. It almost didn't go in but we got there eventually and thankfully didn't last long.
He was a nice enough gent but it was difficult to work with. Makes me wonder if he's been turned away before. I almost wanted to
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I had one like this last week. We tried to have sex but I just found it too uncomfortable and had to ask him to stop so just ended up giving him a hand job. My hands are quite small so ended up using both hands but he was cool with it. I'm sure he must have similar problems with other women too.
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Seen him a couple times just before C19 struck, fit youngie, triple-XXX elephant dick, oral, rimming, prostate. No sex or fiddling with me as he is totally passive. Asked for a shower before I offered him one! Polite, super-clean and appreciative.
New callers the past week seem pants to me and don't know how to speak or act so I'm not interested.
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Seen this guy once just before the first lockdown last year and then again recently, he knows I don’t allow fingering in my pussy so what does he try to do, he tries to fucking stick them in my ass! Now if I don’t allow fingering in the pussy then I definitely don’t allow it in my ass, I loathe my ass being touched.
Anyway he is a patronising guy and he booked for an hour the last time, anyway the hour was up and he starts crying and talking about his teenage granddaughter who had to be taken off of her life support machine just before Xmas 2020, now that’s sad but he could still have sex no problem and he had the whole hour to speak about it yet chooses to at 1 hour and 1 minute, manipulative old cunt, fair enough he doesn’t have sex with his wife anymore for whatever reason but surely he can speak to her about their dead grandchild.
Some men think us sp’s are cold and uncaring to the customers but they don’t seem to get the word ‘customer’, we aren’t due them anything at all and I don’t care about any of my customers really, every time I’ve given one an inch then they’ve always taken a mile, I’ll never trust them beyond being okay to go with as a punter, but that’s it, trying the way waterworks with me NEVER works.
Edited to add that this was also the client, that I wrote about on here, who last year, tried desperately to get away with not telephoning me for the first booking, and whom also coincidentally said “well it depends how much you trust me” on an email, assuming I must be stupid.
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Nice young man wanked himself came on my face 7 minutes jobby, love short sweet ones. :)
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Nice young man wanked himself came on my face 7 minutes jobby, love short sweet ones. :)
Bookings...or cocks?
;D
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Just finished a 45 min and the guy had an unusual looking penis. There was no head as such and the opening was where the frenulum normally is rather than at the end.
It was another one where I unfortunately found it a little unsightly, and I also noticed his pre-cum was rather cloudy and slightly smelly. I didn't realise he was dribbling everywhere too until I saw where his opening actually was and saw it had gone all over the towel.
At that point I got him to lie down whilst I did oral, although I didn't continue with it after a while as I couldn't stand the pre cum and decided to get on with putting a condom on to hurry things along. Nice guy but think I'd have to do owo if he returned.
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Bookings...or cocks?
;D
Bookings! but I like cocks as magnormous as they make em! bring it on... ;D
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It was another one where I unfortunately found it a little unsightly, and I also noticed his pre-cum was rather cloudy and slightly smelly. I didn't realise he was dribbling everywhere too until I saw where his opening actually was and saw it had gone all over the towel.
At that point I got him to lie down whilst I did oral, although I didn't continue with it after a while as I couldn't stand the pre cum and decided to get on with putting a condom on to hurry things along. Nice guy but think I'd have to do owo if he returned.
I assume you meant OW if he returns Maz?
Not that I offer it but if I did there is no way I would if the pre cum was oddly coloured and smelly.
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Just finished a 45 min and the guy had an unusual looking penis. There was no head as such and the opening was where the frenulum normally is rather than at the end.
It was another one where I unfortunately found it a little unsightly, and I also noticed his pre-cum was rather cloudy and slightly smelly. I didn't realise he was dribbling everywhere too until I saw where his opening actually was and saw it had gone all over the towel.
At that point I got him to lie down whilst I did oral, although I didn't continue with it after a while as I couldn't stand the pre cum and decided to get on with putting a condom on to hurry things along. Nice guy but think I'd have to do owo if he returned.
It sounds like a hypospadia - it's a fairly common birth defect.
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I assume you meant OW if he returns Maz?
Not that I offer it but if I did there is no way I would if the pre cum was oddly coloured and smelly.
Lol, yes I meant OW!
It sounds like a hypospadia - it's a fairly common birth defect.
Oh I see, never heard of that before
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Bookings! but I like cocks as magnormous as they make em! bring it on... ;D
Haha!
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I had a booking this afternoon where the guy wanted to be on top in 69 😬 medium to large build too and I’m only small. he was wiggling himself away about to cum whilst he’s in my mouth and wanking him and he farts right in my face, I think I’m scarred for life as I saw the arsehole flare open to let the fart out!!! Lol. I will never again agree to a 69 with the man on top, not just the fart but I was completely squished by him too!
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I had a booking this afternoon where the guy wanted to be on top in 69 😬 medium to large build too and I’m only small. he was wiggling himself away about to cum whilst he’s in my mouth and wanking him and he farts right in my face, I think I’m scarred for life as I saw the arsehole flare open to let the fart out!!! Lol. I will never again agree to a 69 with the man on top, not just the fart but I was completely squished by him too!
Ewww poor you, that is horrible :-X
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Yuk :o but I suppose you can look back later on it and chuckle ;)
Did he still CIM or did the poop stop him in his tracks? :D
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Did he acknowledge that he farted in your face...or even apologise? We like the gory details :-X
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A young Indian guy was trying to convince me that I should get married ASAP and I am coming from poor country (Poland) and defo need money lol.
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A young Indian guy was trying to convince me that I should get married ASAP and I am coming from poor country (Poland) and defo need money lol.
How romantic!
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How romantic!
Probably marry him ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I had a booking this afternoon where the guy wanted to be on top in 69 😬 medium to large build too and I’m only small. he was wiggling himself away about to cum whilst he’s in my mouth and wanking him and he farts right in my face, I think I’m scarred for life as I saw the arsehole flare open to let the fart out!!! Lol. I will never again agree to a 69 with the man on top, not just the fart but I was completely squished by him too!
flare open omg that did make me laugh, dirty fucker though yuk
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So friendly, fit marathon running dude, saw me 6 years ago! Skull fucking facial and now I have the zombie chick red-eye.
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Just finished an outcall to a hotel. Lovely guy, ran a bath when he arrived and I had to bath him, wash his hair and depilate his arse and pubic area.
Once all that was done it was into the bedroom and had to massage lotion on the shaved areas, rubbed over his legs. Bit of kissing then oral where he came. Got dressed, bit of chat at the end and then done. Quite a nice, easy booking. Not to mention a bit different for me.
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Easy as pie smoking fetish booking :)
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Uuurgh, back seeing a regular who is pretty smitten, I can normally cope with an hour or two but today was three and it was awful. Here's a nice enough guy and easy to talk to but fucking shit in bed. Weird shape penis, takes ages to come and is so silent I gone it so hard to know of he's cum or is close. Won't cum from oral or handjob. Keeps rubbing my labia like sandpaper and no amount of showing helps.
Everything he does is terrible even kissing but he's nice and good regular money pre covid and now wants to see me loads again. I've tried I really have but he's truly one of the worst ever in bed!!
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Easy as pie smoking fetish booking :)
I love those too. Though I haven't had many recently.
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I love those too. Though I haven't had many recently.
I'm very lucky, one of my best regulars loves to see me smoking
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He arrived, I greeted him and asked him if he was ok and he said "I am now". I'm quietly sighing to myself.
Then he has a shower, then makes his way to the bedroom where he presents his erection asking "is that a nice surprise for you?" He asks me this a couple of times during the booking, to which I reply "erm, yes it is".
In reality, I couldn't give a flying one about his cock as it's nothing I, nor most ladies on here, have likely not seen before.
Then he leaves and I discover he hasn't showered properly and has left certain marks on the towel on the bed.
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A regular five star client gave me a call and messaged because I missed his call wanting half an hour because it was all the time he could spare away from the wife. When I messaged back and he called to book he had to cancel at the last minute. I was okay about this. Then he messaged later saying he had some free time. When he called he said he could stay for nearly an hour. I couldn't quite place who he was but when he arrived I recognised him as one of my best clients. Both of us had a long long huge and kiss and another hug. (I really needed it after such long lockdowns.) He had asked for a shower when calling and when he arrived but I said it really takes 10 minutes to airdry so we mutually agreed it was okay to skip the shower as he had showered that morning and time was tight. He paid up at my new rate which I hadn't even mentioned without quibble.
I normally have hospitality with a client before the bedroom but he was pretty keen and things escalated pretty fast so off to the bedroom we went. I tried a new pose on the bed and locked eyes and held it and this did it for him. Sex was good. He had a good mood and was really into me. I liked it and the company.
As things turned out he had booked someone else that morning but was left in his car waiting with no reply. Now I did object, as you do, but he said he was eclectic. Fair enough. I'm eclectic with my wardrobe.
He's the second one to do it but I was shortchanged by £5. I think what is happening is they count the notes out and if there is a mix of notes they get confused so count a £5 as a £10. It doesn't bother me that much although it happened once with a £20 and as that client changed their needs after visiting I blocked him as I didn't like him anyway. I don't have any problems with this client. I'll probably mention the money thing next time he sees me just to see what he says.
So yes I enjoyed this clients visit. He had to dash because his wife was expecting him so things were a bit hurried after. Otherwise really nice.
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A regular five star client gave me a call and messaged because I missed his call wanting half an hour because it was all the time he could spare away from the wife. When I messaged back and he called to book he had to cancel at the last minute. I was okay about this. Then he messaged later saying he had some free time. When he called he said he could stay for nearly an hour. I couldn't quite place who he was but when he arrived I recognised him as one of my best clients. Both of us had a long long huge and kiss and another hug. (I really needed it after such long lockdowns.) He had asked for a shower when calling and when he arrived but I said it really takes 10 minutes to airdry so we mutually agreed it was okay to skip the shower as he had showered that morning and time was tight. He paid up at my new rate which I hadn't even mentioned without quibble.
I normally have hospitality with a client before the bedroom but he was pretty keen and things escalated pretty fast so off to the bedroom we went. I tried a new pose on the bed and locked eyes and held it and this did it for him. Sex was good. He had a good mood and was really into me. I liked it and the company.
As things turned out he had booked someone else that morning but was left in his car waiting with no reply. Now I did object, as you do, but he said he was eclectic. Fair enough. I'm eclectic with my wardrobe.
He's the second one to do it but I was shortchanged by £5. I think what is happening is they count the notes out and if there is a mix of notes they get confused so count a £5 as a £10. It doesn't bother me that much although it happened once with a £20 and as that client changed their needs after visiting I blocked him as I didn't like him anyway. I don't have any problems with this client. I'll probably mention the money thing next time he sees me just to see what he says.
So yes I enjoyed this clients visit. He had to dash because his wife was expecting him so things were a bit hurried after. Otherwise really nice.
I have had that happen to me recently when a client short changed me by £20.. it’s so annoying once they leave and you realise , suppose it’s my own fault for not checking proper at the start.. i often wonder if it’s done on purpose when they underpay.. hoping that we don’t notice. X
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I have had that happen to me recently when a client short changed me by £20.. it’s so annoying once they leave and you realise , suppose it’s my own fault for not checking proper at the start.. i often wonder if it’s done on purpose when they underpay.. hoping that we don’t notice. X
I tend to trust clients if it looks right. He did count it out and looked a bit confused when doing it and recounted. I think it was a mistake because of nerves or "oh shit I'm short so I'll wing it" kind of thing. There's wiggle room in life. Like, I've had clients turn up and pay promtply then get a call 10 minutes later from work and dash out the door. I've also got a bit too excited with a good regular and forgot to ask for the money. Thankully when this has happened they reminded me and squared up before they left. The one who shortchanged me with an Irish £5 instead of a £20 I miscounted myself so missed it until I recounted after they left.
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Had a guy this morning book very short notice which was fine.
He wanted 30 mins, I tell him twice on the phone about parking on a side road before coming over which he ignored and parked his massive white van right outside the house :FF
Now being annoyed, I was in a hurry to get rid of him and proceeded straight to oral after a bit of brief kissing. He was done, dusted and dressed in five mins. ;D
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Ive had a few bad days and Im easily agitated now
Cottage cheese cock
Rancid Breath
Copious amount of spit on my bits
And wet pillows
What the actual F is going on ??!!! :FF :FF
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Had one an hour ago that travelled by train to meet at short notice.
he was very pleasant and polite, asked for a shower on arrival. He originally booked an hour but when he arrived he was conscious of catching his train and reduced to 45mins.
He undressed in the bedroom and I was glad he was showering as he'd stunk the bedroom out with his BO. He'd not even been here five minutes.
Unfortunately he didn't shower properly and still smelled a little when he came out. He also smelled and tasted thickly of cigarette smoke so I limited the tongues when kissing. He was licking and kissing me on my neck and around my lady parts in a soft, sensual way that just goes through me so I kept trying to shuffle and kiss him to distract him.
Eventually he popped so went to wash, we chatted briefly and then he asked for a glass of water which was fine. Then he sat on the bed and continued to chat. I noticed we were approaching time so was slowly trying to move to the landing. He then asked if he could stay another five minutes.
I looked at my watch and just said we were nearly at the booked time and he said it didn't matter then if I was busy. After this I saw him out. I wouldn't have minded but the 45mins was coming to an end and he was the one that reduced his booked time! Still a nice enough client though, so would probably see again.
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Had one an hour ago that travelled by train to meet at short notice.
he was very pleasant and polite, asked for a shower on arrival. He originally booked an hour but when he arrived he was conscious of catching his train and reduced to 45mins.
He undressed in the bedroom and I was glad he was showering as he'd stunk the bedroom out with his BO. He'd not even been here five minutes.
Unfortunately he didn't shower properly and still smelled a little when he came out. He also smelled and tasted thickly of cigarette smoke so I limited the tongues when kissing. He was licking and kissing me on my neck and around my lady parts in a soft, sensual way that just goes through me so I kept trying to shuffle and kiss him to distract him.
Eventually he popped so went to wash, we chatted briefly and then he asked for a glass of water which was fine. Then he sat on the bed and continued to chat. I noticed we were approaching time so was slowly trying to move to the landing. He then asked if he could stay another five minutes.
I looked at my watch and just said we were nearly at the booked time and he said it didn't matter then if I was busy. After this I saw him out. I wouldn't have minded but the 45mins was coming to an end and he was the one that reduced his booked time! Still a nice enough client though, so would probably see again.
Hmm sounds to me like a tight wad just wanting to save a bit of cash.
I've had this before claiming they are short on time so need to reduce the booking only to have them try to linger at end of the paid for time.
Really pisses me off so I exclaim "Oh look at the time! Don't want you to miss you're train" or whatever.
Lying little shits are not going to get free time out of me.
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Had one an hour ago that travelled by train to meet at short notice.
he was very pleasant and polite, asked for a shower on arrival. He originally booked an hour but when he arrived he was conscious of catching his train and reduced to 45mins.
He undressed in the bedroom and I was glad he was showering as he'd stunk the bedroom out with his BO. He'd not even been here five minutes.
Unfortunately he didn't shower properly and still smelled a little when he came out. He also smelled and tasted thickly of cigarette smoke so I limited the tongues when kissing. He was licking and kissing me on my neck and around my lady parts in a soft, sensual way that just goes through me so I kept trying to shuffle and kiss him to distract him.
Eventually he popped so went to wash, we chatted briefly and then he asked for a glass of water which was fine. Then he sat on the bed and continued to chat. I noticed we were approaching time so was slowly trying to move to the landing. He then asked if he could stay another five minutes.
I looked at my watch and just said we were nearly at the booked time and he said it didn't matter then if I was busy. After this I saw him out. I wouldn't have minded but the 45mins was coming to an end and he was the one that reduced his booked time! Still a nice enough client though, so would probably see again.
This gets my back up. >:(
It's really cheeky of him to lower his time and fee on arrival.
Why do they think it's OK to pull a fast one on an Escort? Would they do that if they booked a 60 minute sports massage somewhere?
I would have told him I understand his need to rush off, but he booked a 60 minute slot and I have arranged my time around that.
At 45 minutes, I would jump off the bed, hand him his clothes and hurry him out for his train-leaving-the-station >:D
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This gets my back up. >:(
It's really cheeky of him to lower his time and fee on arrival.
Why do they think it's OK to pull a fast one on an Escort? Would they do that if they booked a 60 minute sports massage somewhere?
I would have told him I understand his need to rush off, but he booked a 60 minute slot and I have arranged my time around that.
At 45 minutes, I would jump off the bed, hand him his clothes and hurry him out for his train-leaving-the-station >:D
Lol I was thinking I'm going to have to start saying that as I've had a couple recently do this. You're right, it's one of those things they wouldn't ask to reduce if it was an appointment in any other sector.
I try and do what spa/salon therapists do and leave them with about five mins to get dressed and bugger off. I might also just start leaving the room at the end like therapists do and then wait for them downstairs.
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Lol I was thinking I'm going to have to start saying that as I've had a couple recently do this. You're right, it's one of those things they wouldn't ask to reduce if it was an appointment in any other sector.
I try and do what spa/salon therapists do and leave them with about five mins to get dressed and bugger off. I might also just start leaving the room at the end like therapists do and then wait for them downstairs.
That's what I do, for the same reason. 'Clingons' :)
My clothes are on, kimono or jeans and I'm busying myself outside the room.
If they don't get the messege or are moany which is incredibly rare I tell my 'friend', I'll keep the door ajar for them them.
I sometimes give them 10 minutes to fart about as they may spring a shower on me, but if I don't like them I refuse the shower at the end and say not possible, as friend/plumber due in 5.
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That's what I do, for the same reason. 'Clingons' :)
My clothes are on, kimono or jeans and I'm busying myself outside the room.
If they don't get the messege or are moany which is incredibly rare I tell my 'friend', I'll keep the door ajar for them them.
I sometimes give them 10 minutes to fart about as they may spring a shower on me, but if I don't like them I refuse the shower at the end and say not possible, as friend/plumber due in 5.
I find that leaving them alone to dress is the best way to get them out, because your not there for a chat.
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I find that leaving them alone to dress is the best way to get them out, because your not there for a chat.
Hm I wouldn't trust them not to be snooping through draws etc if I left them alone.
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Hm I wouldn't trust them not to be snooping through draws etc if I left them alone.
Good point, I purposely make sure I have only towels, bedding, lube and such in my work room drawers.
And nothing is on display.
Everyone's arrangement is different.
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Hm I wouldn't trust them not to be snooping through draws etc if I left them alone.
Get a jack-in-the-box? I dunno if that’s what it’s genuinely called but it’s one of those things that were about in the 80s/90s and it’s like a clown thing in a box and you put it at the top of your drawer so that when they open the drawer, then the toy thing makes a noise and sort of jumps out at them, it’s harmless as in it’s not heavy, it will give them a fright and the noise will alert you to their snooping! Failing that then keep the door open, or empty your drawers, I have 2 bedrooms so I literally have nothing in my working room except toiletries and condoms, I know that not everyone will have 2 rooms though.
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A guy I hadn't seen in months. Great kisser great oral great shag so I was well happy until he takes condom off and spills his spunk all over my brand new carpet.
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I couldn't cope with a real tarantula but I did like the idea of a taxidermy ones strategically placed if needed. A lot of men are scared of spiders.
A nice big snake curled up in your drawer. I don't mind snakes and a lot of ladies will have a real one. >:D
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Ok so anyone that knows me on here knows my worst fear and absolute hate is bad breath and other body smells.
Had a client friendly enough but odd with his requests he had a really smelly mouth, cheesy feet and down below and the showering did not do much.
He asked for kissing...absolute zero chance.
Wanted hand relief and for me to be right by his face as to pull the very little hair he had left.
I told him he must put his face mask back on so i cannot smell him breathing or talking if i am getting that close or a pillow goes over his face. He went and put the face mask on so that was a relief.
Anyway he said he enjoyed the service and wanted to see me again hahaha
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I couldn't cope with a real tarantula but I did like the idea of a taxidermy ones strategically placed if needed. A lot of men are scared of spiders.
A nice big snake curled up in your drawer. I don't mind snakes and a lot of ladies will have a real one. >:D
Haha thanks for the suggestions and TT for the jack-in-the-box
I often wish there was some sort of alarm I could attach to bathroom cabinets too to alert me if they were taking a peek inside. They have no reason to as I have everything out they would need. I just don't trust the nosey buggers.
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Haha thanks for the suggestions and TT for the jack-in-the-box
I often wish there was some sort of alarm I could attach to bathroom cabinets too to alert me if they were taking a peek inside. They have no reason to as I have everything out they would need. I just don't trust the nosey buggers.
Over fill it lol so when it all falls out you'll hear it ;D
Just goggled cabinet alarm, take a look I think it could be suitable A*****n sell them
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Thankfully there isn't really anything worth taking in the drawers or wardrobe in my room. I might tie the handles though just to prevent them ferreting about.
Had a client the other day ask for a glass of water after I'd shown him to the room, then didn't even drink it all! From now on I'm keeping a glass ready in the room if they ask (which is rare since I stopped offering a drink), so then there's no reason to leave them alone in there.
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Thankfully there isn't really anything worth taking in the drawers or wardrobe in my room. I might tie the handles though just to prevent them ferreting about.
Had a client the other day ask for a glass of water after I'd shown him to the room, then didn't even drink it all! From now on I'm keeping a glass ready in the room if they ask (which is rare since I stopped offering a drink), so then there's no reason to leave them alone in there.
There isn't really anything worth taking in mine either, though I wouldn't put it past them to pocket something from your knicker draw if the opportunity presented itself.
I just don't want them snooping through my things or 'tampering' with anything, if you know what I mean.
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Over fill it lol so when it all falls out you'll hear it ;D
Just goggled cabinet alarm, take a look I think it could be suitable A*****n sell them
Thanks tt, I'll take a look. I like the overfilling booby trap idea too.
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:FF :FF :FF :FF :FFI’m seething. My start to escorting was pretty good. I had booked a flat, set up a security buddy and lined up some visitors. Since then I’ve done a couple of outcalls.
Today for the second time I booked a property. Three clients booked again. The first was an early pre work punt. Can’t complain, I had fun and orgasms. Felt lucky!
The second one was a no show who canceled literally five minutes before his time. The final one who I had really high hopes for turned up. I hid behind the door as he entered. He looked at me, grabbed me, tried to kiss me. I was so scared I sort of let him. He smelt a bit boozy but had obviously chewed gum. Then he really grabbed me and left after calling me horrid names.
This feels really awful. I’m happy I made my money back and some with my first booking. I’ve lost money as I could have booked other clients instead of these. My blood is boiling with rage as this entitled scumbag. Thinking about it I worry that client one and two could’ve been the same person with different phones.
Just feeling grim and dirty now. So sad :'( :FF
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A guy I hadn't seen in months. Great kisser great oral great shag so I was well happy until he takes condom off and spills his spunk all over my brand new carpet.
🤢🤮
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Complete pain in the ass (pardon the pun!).
Booked a 'cum no go' which in my view (and clearly stated on pf) means exactly that, and a max of 20 minutes.
He just kept extending the time, and completely overstaying his welcome.
Eventually agreed a 'normal' 1 hour visit, and the meeting just flowed on.
I had the uneasy time where I am thinking 'is he going to pay the extra at the end?'
Lucky for me, he did.
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:FF :FF :FF :FF :FFI’m seething. My start to escorting was pretty good. I had booked a flat, set up a security buddy and lined up some visitors. Since then I’ve done a couple of outcalls.
Today for the second time I booked a property. Three clients booked again. The first was an early pre work punt. Can’t complain, I had fun and orgasms. Felt lucky!
The second one was a no show who canceled literally five minutes before his time. The final one who I had really high hopes for turned up. I hid behind the door as he entered. He looked at me, grabbed me, tried to kiss me. I was so scared I sort of let him. He smelt a bit boozy but had obviously chewed gum. Then he really grabbed me and left after calling me horrid names.
This feels really awful. I’m happy I made my money back and some with my first booking. I’ve lost money as I could have booked other clients instead of these. My blood is boiling with rage as this entitled scumbag. Thinking about it I worry that client one and two could’ve been the same person with different phones.
Just feeling grim and dirty now. So sad :'( :FF
Sorry your start in this line of work was a horrid experience i would like to say it won't happen again but Unfortnately there is a lot of no shows and sexual predators out there who do this kind of thing.
You can report the one who sexually assaulted you then called you bad names on here in the warnings and on Client eye if you want least other women will know to avoid that scumbag.
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A guy on his first visit, called earlier in the day enquiring about times and called back later to confirm.
Arrived on time and followed all instructions as regards showering etc.
Came out of bathroom sparkling fresh, even used the mouthwash and deodorant I'd left out which many seem to want to swerve.
Seemed a little hesitant but smiling, get down to the nitty gritty and suddenly he says he doesn't think he can do this.
Dressed apologising profusely and off he goes. No mention of refund, not that he'd have got one.
Not had one of those in a while.
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So since I started in August I have done incalls and outcalls to varying degrees of success. Set up an in call place today. Had one cancellation so was a bit miffed but the other chap was a dreamboat. Exceptionally polite, not bad on the eye, a little scruffy but well spoken. Really nice bod but from sport rather than gym vanity.
Checked I was ok with everything on arrival, took his time in the shower (brought his own toiletries) and smelled divine. I had to ask him what products he used he smelled that damn good.
Anyway he was assertive not dominant. Was an amazing kisser, pushed all the right buttons and seemed to really enjoy my pleasure. As our time was drawing to an end he offered to extend. I of course obliged. I have a penchant for Greek pleasures and it felt right when he asked so I said yes and am still tingling from it. I never expected this is something I would do as part of my job. I hope I’ve not gone too far and think it may be something I keep for me and my favourites. Or maybe it was a one off.
Just had another cancellation but kind of glad as still enjoying how I feel after this treat.
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It's so amazing when you get bookings like that. Always leaves me with a big smile after and thinking I love this job most of the time.
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There’s nothing wrong in loving your job, or parts of it at least. If you’ve been working since august I’m sure you will of realised these can be few and far between but don’t forget not to get your own personal emotions get intertwined with the job, I love meeting genuine nice men but it’s important to understand the detachment at the end of the appointment and that that it where the fun stops and definitely no interaction out of the appointment especially if you’ve had a connection because they will take advantage of this xxxx
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It's so amazing when you get bookings like that. Always leaves me with a big smile after and thinking I love this job most of the time.
Well I’m loving it mostly but I would say 50% of bookings cancel.
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There’s nothing wrong in loving your job, or parts of it at least. If you’ve been working since august I’m sure you will of realised these can be few and far between but don’t forget not to get your own personal emotions get intertwined with the job, I love meeting genuine nice men but it’s important to understand the detachment at the end of the appointment and that that it where the fun stops and definitely no interaction out of the appointment especially if you’ve had a connection because they will take advantage of this xxxx
I’m very lucky. I do this to supplement my income. Its a bit of a kink too. I know why I’m here and wouldn’t let people take advantage. Maybe I have a male brain. I enjoy the company, the money and the fun but have no interest in those who overstep my boundaries.
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Dinner date, and I was so excited to be in a restaurant I didn't read the menu properly and ordered one thing thinking it was something else entirely!
While I do not like to play favourites with my clients, I enjoy spending time with this guy. He's got the most beautiful manners and even though he's a regular which means he's exempt on any price increases, he insisted on paying the new price.
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An occasional visitor, turned up without exact money but declined change when offered and still left happily 15 mins before the end of his booking. More like this please!
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I needed to come on here for a rant :FF
Just finished a booking with someone who Iv previously seen 3 times and half way through the booking with literally his whole penis in my mouth he said ‘wellll guess who I found on bumble(dating site) the other day?’ ‘Hello **** (insert real name)’ it was a slight moment of madness for me which I removed myself from the site after 2 days as it’s not really for me. But I just thought, what a jerk!! Could you not of kept it to yourself? Or mentioned it at the end of the booking if you really couldn’t help yourself? I was clearly uncomfortable too so I kept giving him a BJ trying to ignore it and he said ‘awww why are you going red’ whilst sniggering.. well durr?! I’m clearly uncomfortable by you calling me by my real name and a little embarrassed so can we just ignore it and finish the booking.
I couldn’t get him out quick enough, some men are so clueless and have no people skills whatsoever, well that has taught me not to try dating sites anyway as you never know who is on the other side of the screen
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What a dik. I don't use my real name on dating sites. I've had guys somehow find me on social media and found out my real name and asked if they can use it.
Had one guy today who was a bit late and apologized saying he was out shopping then had to dash home cos he needed a no 2 and didn't want to stink out my toilet. I thought what a great way to get a woman in the mood for sex. No wonder he's single.
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That’s good to know actually, I might just go with my nickname or initial if I ever fancy looking for a date in future.
Haha oh my days I can’t believe your client said that Jessiegirl!! These guys have no tact at all, he could of said absolutely anything but that!
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A guy who was once a regular but not so much lately but still expects his discount :FF
Even though he is underpaying he expects 2 showers and fresh towel for both in a 30 min booking!!??? Such a tight bastard. Still has a newer car than me so one way I guage how well off they are.
Don't they realise this kind of behaviour just makes us hate them even more!?
As compared to the guy before him who is an occasional visitor, turned up without exact money but declined change when offered and still left happily 15 mins before the end of his booking. Which one would you ladies prefer?
no one is forcing you to see him though are they? sack him off, I would
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I needed to come on here for a rant :FF
Just finished a booking with someone who Iv previously seen 3 times and half way through the booking with literally his whole penis in my mouth he said ‘wellll guess who I found on bumble(dating site) the other day?’ ‘Hello **** (insert real name)’ it was a slight moment of madness for me which I removed myself from the site after 2 days as it’s not really for me. But I just thought, what a jerk!! Could you not of kept it to yourself? Or mentioned it at the end of the booking if you really couldn’t help yourself? I was clearly uncomfortable too so I kept giving him a BJ trying to ignore it and he said ‘awww why are you going red’ whilst sniggering.. well durr?! I’m clearly uncomfortable by you calling me by my real name and a little embarrassed so can we just ignore it and finish the booking.
I couldn’t get him out quick enough, some men are so clueless and have no people skills whatsoever, well that has taught me not to try dating sites anyway as you never know who is on the other side of the screen
What a complete twat!
Not only was he stupid enough to mention the subject whilst you had his cock in your mouth.... He would not have left with it in tact if that had been me. Why does he think it is ok for him to have a profile on there, which clearly he does,also clearly having no luck as he's still having to pay for it (something else I would have felt compelled to mention)
But why does he think you shouldn't be looking for a relationship or hook up with someone you actually fancy... pointing out clearly not him! As you have his £££'s now stashed ( at which point I'd have pointed out the laugh's on him)
Why do they assume we are not allowed to use such sites, just like they do (in a pathetic hope of getting it for free) to seek out company we actually want as we certainly don't get all our needs met from their sad, pathetic asses!?
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I had a polite 22.year old last night for an hour. I know he's 22 because he looked younger and when I asked him he produced his driving licence without me asking or prompting.
He was sweet and a bit nervous. But it was a good booking.
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Exactly Fallen Angel, I told him I havent had sex for myself in 2 years now as this is work to me, he also said can I call you **** now, I said absolutely not! Again, this is work! Well he won’t be calling me anything as I won’t be seeing him again for his lack of politeness and for mocking my shyness.
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Booking to go to a swingers club.
He was rubbish, meanwhile I was totally in the “swing” of things. Tempted to put a warning that if they want to book me for these they have to be sure they can keep up.
Don’t think he’ll be booking again despite me encouragement.
Not my fault he stood there like a lemon.
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Booking to go to a swingers club.
He was rubbish, meanwhile I was totally in the “swing” of things. Tempted to put a warning that if they want to book me for these they have to be sure they can keep up.
Don’t think he’ll be booking again despite me encouragement.
Not my fault he stood there like a lemon.
Glad you had fun.
He brought you to the gig then you were the star :) Did he get a steak streak of jealousy?
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Exactly Fallen Angel, I told him I havent had sex for myself in 2 years now as this is work to me, he also said can I call you **** now, I said absolutely not! Again, this is work! Well he won’t be calling me anything as I won’t be seeing him again for his lack of politeness and for mocking my shyness.
Pleased to hear you've blocked his rude ass.
I think his behaviour also stemmed from jealousy thinking that any guy you decided to meet on there would be getting your lovely company for free and he is having to pay for it. He clearly didn't like the fact that it points to him not being on your radar if he isn't handing over cash, crushing to his ego.
As someone else said, if and when you give it another go, and why shouldn't you, best not to use your real name or a nickname connected to your work life. Also don't use any pics that appear on your work profile either.
Always best to keep all aspects of your personal life separate, as this nasty incident proved.
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Glad you had fun.
He brought you to the gig then you were the star :) Did he get a steak of jealousy?
Had another couple approach me after to swap numbers. I think he just felt awkward and didn’t know how to engage. My first time too but at least I dived in literally.
Then again think it’s easier for women. He felt like the woman in channel 4 documentary about the swingers club down south. Teddy out because no one wanted to play. Meanwhile I’m going hold my towel . .
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Had another couple approach me after to swap numbers. I think he just felt awkward and didn’t know how to engage. My first time too but at least I dived in literally.
You're making me jealous :( my local has recently shut down. I need to pay a visit somewhere but will be client free ;D
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You're making me jealous :( my local has recently shut down. I need to pay a visit somewhere but will be client free ;D
You so need to as you are just down the M1 from me. Give me a shout if you want more info.
Ended up telling fella and he was howling that someone paid to take me. Think we are back on Friday and I’ve just emailed to get on the guest list. Couples only but can be 2 x FF
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You're making me jealous :( my local has recently shut down. I need to pay a visit somewhere but will be client free ;D
What!? You mean your working life doesn't totally fulfill you sexually!?? Shock horror! ;D
It so pisses me off that clients can't see the difference between servicing them ( that's work) and interacting with men we actually fancy and want to fuck.
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What!? You mean your working life doesn't totally fulfill you sexually!?? Shock horror! ;D
It so pisses me off that clients can't see the difference between servicing them ( that's work) and interacting with men we actually fancy and want to fuck.
I know, a lot of them can't get that it's just smoke and mirrors most of the time. ::)
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Had one today whose BO was so awful I had to open the windows wide afterwards and sprayed half a can of deodorant.
This guy wants to take me to a restaurant and fuck in the car after. How much would you charge? He says as it's Michelin star it would cost £200 for the restaurant and asks if that's enough
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Had one today whose BO was so awful I had to open the windows wide afterwards and sprayed half a can of deodorant.
This guy wants to take me to a restaurant and fuck in the car after. How much would you charge? He says as it's Michelin star it would cost £200 for the restaurant and asks if that's enough
Posh restaurant then fuck in the car. What a gent!
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Posh restaurant then fuck in the car. What a gent!
;D I know. Wondering why I'm even considering it
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Meanwhile I’m going hold my towel . .
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This guy wants to take me to a restaurant and fuck in the car after. How much would you charge? He says as it's Michelin star it would cost £200 for the restaurant and asks if that's enough
The cost of dinner's none of your business, they can be paying £500 per chip. Not my problem. I'd still charge my outcall fee per hr from start to finish. He doesn't sound that serious with that attitude I think.
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;D I know. Wondering why I'm even considering it
If his BO was that bad resulting in Windows open and most of the air freshner used up i would prefer not to accept the booking as would be embarrassed. Plus restaurants seem to be taking full name and addresses of anyone going in. Discretion might be a problem.
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;D I know. Wondering why I'm even considering it
SS is right, whatever he is paying for the meal has no impact on your fee so whatever your usual rate for an outcall for however many hours is what you should charge him.
Sounds a bit of a cheapskate wanting to fuck in the car afterwards, the meal will probably be on expenses anyway for all you know.
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If his BO was that bad resulting in Windows open and most of the air freshner used up i would prefer not to accept the booking as would be embarrassed. Plus restaurants seem to be taking full name and addresses of anyone going in. Discretion might be a problem.
I don't think restaurants are actually checking IDs of customers. Some I've visited just give a slip of paper and ask you to fill it in or most are happy for you to use the NHS app on your phone to scan thier QR code. It's just to cover their their backs really to prove they are sticking to track and trace guidelines, they don't really care who you are.
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I needed to come on here for a rant :FF
Just finished a booking with someone who Iv previously seen 3 times and half way through the booking with literally his whole penis in my mouth he said ‘wellll guess who I found on bumble(dating site) the other day?’ ‘Hello **** (insert real name)’ it was a slight moment of madness for me which I removed myself from the site after 2 days as it’s not really for me. But I just thought, what a jerk!! Could you not of kept it to yourself? Or mentioned it at the end of the booking if you really couldn’t help yourself? I was clearly uncomfortable too so I kept giving him a BJ trying to ignore it and he said ‘awww why are you going red’ whilst sniggering.. well durr?! I’m clearly uncomfortable by you calling me by my real name and a little embarrassed so can we just ignore it and finish the booking.
I couldn’t get him out quick enough, some men are so clueless and have no people skills whatsoever, well that has taught me not to try dating sites anyway as you never know who is on the other side of the screen
That's horrible and that is one of the things that worries me about Internet dating.
I just have pictures of myself not my friends or kids, and I don't use any pics that could identify me elsewhere like on social media, not that I use social media much, but still I am very cautious about Internet dating sites for this reason.
If I were in that situation I think my anxiety would go through the roof.
Posh restaurant then fuck in the car. What a gent!
That's basically marriage material right there.
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no one is forcing you to see him though are they? sack him off, I would
You're right, I should. I'm just too damn nice for my own good sometimes.
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That's basically marriage material right there.
Lol, thanks for advice/comments.
As tempting and enticing as his offer is, I've decided I won't be bothering ;D
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Unexpected early morning!
After a no show and the most boring ring tone of a man I thought I’d take a week off.
I rise early for yoga as I’m friends with an instructor and before he teaches class we do a practice so his class is on point. Anyroad last night at midnight I had a text from my favourite asking for an early morning at his hotel. Agreed but said he must fit around my schedule. So we scheduled 5:30am.
A little self conscious as I walked past reception with my yoga kit on. Arrived at his room. He smelt divine. Had an amazing bonk with some Greek which I love especially as he is so attuned. Such a lovely start to the day. Got a 30% tip for the early start without asking. Got to my class with a spring in my step and cannot resist sending this from work.
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Someone who was a regular and then disappeared last June. He's in the services and got sent up North somewhere apparently. He's mad as a box of frogs and thinks I'm amazing. Last time I saw him he wanted me wrapped naked in an English Jack flag as it was VE day ;D
Today it was naked with flip flops and a high vis jacket ;D
He's never boring and managed to come three times in half an hour, I think he amazed himself!
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Had one that just left which was very straightforward but part way through when he suggested getting a condom, said to me "you don't talk much do you?" I politely said that I can't really talk when I've got a mouthful. Pillock.
I don't know about other girls, but some punters just have something annoying about them in their messages and when you're with them and he was one of those. He'd annoyed me previously by making a point of saying he was going to book my duo partner first which he has done. So when he suggested us doing a duo I said I wasn't going to be offering them anymore. ;D
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I don't know about other girls, but some punters just have something annoying about them in their messages and when you're with them and he was one of those.
That's the world telling you that you shouldn't see them because I swear every single person that has hacked me off in message form WILL be a prized asshat IRL and it just isn't worth it to me.
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My last booking was to a regular for a quick 5 minutes!
His wife and family were all out so we went upstairs to the spare room , He had only a few minutes. He was so desperate for a shag! He sat back on a beanbag! And I sat down on top of him! Most comfortable. I must recommend the beanbag method more often!
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Champagne and a nice tossle with an older guy, who was quick and easy and had the most AMAZING place. If only all clients were that easy.
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My last booking was to a regular for a quick 5 minutes!
His wife and family were all out so we went upstairs to the spare room , He had only a few minutes. He was so desperate for a shag! He sat back on a beanbag! And I sat down on top of him! Most comfortable. I must recommend the beanbag method more often!
I like your sense of adventure!
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Two gentlemen at my incall for two hours.
A lot of fun. They were both down to earth and a good laugh. Had a good chat with them too when we weren't busy. Seemed down to earth.
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First client in over a year .lovely genuine man
But I'm sore as I've not had sex in so long luckily he was gentle and not a big boy nightmare.
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Last two and been lovely, Nice tip off one and 4 hours turned into 5, the second new guy and very attentive.
Better than the bottom feeders who have been texting and messaging all day.
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Yesterday I had one 15 minute booking. That's it.
He lasted about 7 and then left. So I cleaned my incall flat.
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Another idiot that can't follow instructions. Told him where to park and he called to say he was on my suggested side street. Then when I tell him the house number he drives down and parks right outside. :FF
He then asked to increase to an hour, then later in the booking changed his mind and wanted 45 mins again! Hope the dickhead doesn't come back.
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A lovely new guy really gentle and respectful
Extended his visit ;)
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An abrasive Scotsman 55 (yeah right, 65 more like) who got lost on a 2 minute walk and had the bloody cheek to tell me to calm down when I told him his booking would be cancelled if he didn't arrive in 5 minutes. He was already 10 minutes late by that point!! :FF
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70 year old retiree, liked talking about golf.
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Smelly bloke, left skid marks on the bed (thankfully it was his hotel room). Couldn't get out there quick enough.
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Smelly bloke, left skid marks on the bed (thankfully it was his hotel room). Couldn't get out there quick enough.
🤮
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70 year old retiree, liked talking about golf.
I had a 70 something who went on about his prostate for full half hour to squeamish little me. I had known it was going to be a hand job booking so I just had to tune him out and nod in the right places.
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I had a 70 something who went on about his prostate for full half hour to squeamish little me. I had known it was going to be a hand job booking so I just had to tune him out and nod in the right places.
Ugh. I don't understand how they think that topic is appropriate.
My 70 year old did moan about his hip a few times. The first time was when I got on top. I didn't take it personally
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Seemed to be some sort of Yoga enthusiast/Reiki hobbyist from the general conversation, but I couldn't call him a 'Master' because he gave me the weirdest of massages.
It involved lots of shaking of my buttocks etc, pressing my back and breathing on my skin whilst freezing momentarily :-\
He seemed to think this should not be included in the time we had together (despite me regularly advising him of how much time we had and what did he want himself?) and grumpily muttered he should have charged me.
Squeeky clean straight from the shower, but had seemingly forgotten his armpits.
Kept my hair out of the way.
He also had a very long beard, gave me oral.. and headed directly back up to kiss me. :-X
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Seemed to be some sort of Yoga enthusiast/Reiki hobbyist from the general conversation, but I couldn't call him a 'Master' of either because he gave me the weirdest of massages.
It involved lots of shaking of my buttocks etc, pressing my back and breathing on my skin whilst freezing momentarily :-\
I wasn't complaining though, it was a great change to the usual same old, same old:)
Squeeky clean straight from the shower, but had seemingly forgotten his armpits.
Kept my hair out of the way.
He also had a very long beard, gave me oral.. and headed directly back up to kiss me. :-X
Oh wow you got yourself a stinky wizard! So funny.
Yes, I do those techniques too he didn't make them up ;D
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New client. 70 year old gentleman, although looked younger. Turned up with a bunch of flowers! So sweet. Sat me down for a chat about how he was more of a sensual guy than an overly sexual one. Said he wasn't in this for a quick fuck, more like wanting to build a relationship, albeit a professional working one. Was more into kisses and cuddles. Bless him. Was quite happy to get me naked though!;D Made me cum with tongue and fingers. Good job really since he had trouble with keeping an erection. I've never met such a kind and caring guy. When leaving he asked whether I would be prepared to meet with him again. You betcha! So wish all my clients were like him.
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Very lovely gentleman today really enjoying it now
I'm out of pain!
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A nice two hour guy who had not had sex for ten years lol. He brought me a thank you card and £30 tip. Much appreciated.
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A nice two hour guy who had not had sex for ten years lol. He brought me a thank you card and £30 tip. Much appreciated.
Wow! What a nice treat, for you and him!😃
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Had a lovely guy about an hour ago. He was easy enough but think he must have brought something in with him as my hayfever/allergies started up. ::) This year I've gotten away with it up until tonight.
I had to go to the bathroom to sort my nose out but it was thick with gunk while I was giving him.oral. I had to keep baby wipes close as it was getting everywhere. Thankfully he had a large frame so his belly blocked his view of me going down on him and he couldn't see the state I was in.
Eventually he came in my mouth and I had to race to the bathroom to spit as I couldn't breathe with my nose blocked and mouth full. After that the ordeal was over and we just chatted the rest of the time. Thankfully he was understanding about the hayfever issue.
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shoe on other foot now :-[ :-[
One of my regulars , nice , decent , CLEAN and always tips , made a booking for 6pm.
Long shower, make up , dressed by 05;40 , I'm a bit hot so grab a twister from the freezer ...WHY OH WHY DID I DIO THIS !!!
He texts at 05:55 to let me know he is parked up and making his way , then the unimaginable happens :FF :FF .......rumbling and ache in the tummy ( Ive had one twister too many) :(
Pure Panic .....Ive never moved like speedy gonzalez in my entire life .
A Quick and fast sit on the throne.... at the same time spraying all I could lay my hands ( deodorant, perfume, hair spray.... wish i had a match box /candle to light ;D ) jumped into the shower to wash and the buzzer goes off........ jumped out the shower and almost fell face first reaching for the towel , manage to dash to the door all hot , bothered but hopefully not smelly.
I directed him swiftly to the kitchen to wash his hands , no way was i letting him in the bathroom.
Thankfully he wanted to chat first before getting down to business... gave me time to cool down and pour half a bottle of toilet duck down the loo ..phew !!
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Oh Zandie... I think we've all been there! Well I have 😂
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Guy who's been trying to make a booking for a few weeks but our schedules just haven't matched. Polite, punctual, hygienic and very straightforward. My favourite type of client! Hope he comes back.
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Oh Zandie... I think we've all been there! Well I have 😂
was truly an experience ::)
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Polite, punctual, hygienic and very straightforward. My favourite type of client! Hope he comes back.
if only they could all be like this :) ;)
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Retired gentleman, polite and complimentary. Booked for two hours and stayed for the full amount of time. We did the deed, showered together, and chatted. It was nice.
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Not exactly a booking in the end but wanted 30mins.
The dickhead then called to say he was parked then only just bothered to check the rate with me and turned out to be £10 short so I didn't proceed.
Either he was a time waster or hoped he'd get away with the £10. Thankfully I hadn't turned anyone else away to accommodate the twat.
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shoe on other foot now :-[ :-[
One of my regulars , nice , decent , CLEAN and always tips , made a booking for 6pm.
Long shower, make up , dressed by 05;40 , I'm a bit hot so grab a twister from the freezer ...WHY OH WHY DID I DIO THIS !!!
He texts at 05:55 to let me know he is parked up and making his way , then the unimaginable happens :FF :FF .......rumbling an
A Quick and fast sit on the throne.... at the same time spraying all I could lay my hands ( deodorant, perfume, hair spray.... wish i had a match box /candle to light ;D ) jumped into the shower to wash and the buzzer goes off........ jumped out the shower and almost fell face first reaching for the towel , manage to dash to the door all hot , bothered but hopefully not smelly.
Haha we've all been there.... Damn that adrenalin!
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Okay. Bone to pick with someone…
Which fellow sex worker told this fucking man they loved it when he bit your thighs??
Had a client - he was nice enough. He told me as he went to perform oral on me - there’s another girl I see that this absolutely drives her wild !
He was very excited to show me.
Then starts biting my thighs?? Not hard but still… and switching between that and blowing in my vagina.
I’m so confused.
So whenever told this man that that drives you wild …. 👀 I just… hahahah.
Thanks?? Or no thanks!?
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Thigh biting made me giggle, I like being bitten on the bum sometimes! That 'one size fits all', comment about the other girl seems a bit odd to me.
Blowing into the vag! Risk of air embolism can be fatal- rare but it happens. Most likely during pregnancy but I'd be a little bit cautious Eve.
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Thigh biting made me giggle, I like being bitten on the bum sometimes! That 'one size fits all', comment about the other girl seems a bit odd to me.
Blowing into the vag! Risk of air embolism can be fatal- rare but it happens. Most likely during pregnancy but I'd be a little bit cautious Eve.
Oh gosh no it’s meant to say on! Not in! Lmao 😂
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My second booking of the day, and my second half hour of the day.
A bit of foreplay then oral, and a bit of Greek, then he finished on my tits.
Nice chap.
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Hairy Humpty Dumpty, harmless enough not seen him since way before lockdown :)
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Lovely guy, great oral skills making me cum hard. Sex lasted two mins. Great interesting chat after. Perfect booking.
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Had a 24 years old I broke his virginity bless him came within 2 seconds he paid for an hour so had to educate him on how to make love oh dear me 😂😂
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Had a 24 years old I broke his virginity bless him came within 2 seconds he paid for an hour so had to educate him on how to make love oh dear me 😂😂
I love the ones that turn into teaching sessions, I taught a young man all the basics a few weeks back, such as where the clitoris and g spot is, what to do to stimulate them etc and it's so rewarding! And they're keen to learn, rather than the older chaps that just bang away, oblivious to the fact that their technique is awful!
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Had a 24 years old I broke his virginity bless him came within 2 seconds he paid for an hour so had to educate him on how to make love oh dear me 😂😂
I secretly wish I could educate all my Clients to cum within 2 seconds..
.. and then have an overwhelming urge to give me a full body deep tissue massage, until they have recovered enough to go another 2 seconds.. ;)
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I've got a regular who often gives me a lovely massage which I love but sex is more than two mins but don't mind with him as its always great.
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I secretly wish I could educate all my Clients to cum within 2 seconds..
.. and then have an overwhelming urge to give me a full body deep tissue massage, until they have recovered enough to go another 2 seconds.. ;)
Lol!
My last guy was a repeat from Friday night, clearly he liked the services!
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Mine was a lovely older gentleman who I really clicked with and he actually gave me a hug at the end of the booking which I found sweet. Always nice when you get a hopeless romantic hehehe.
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A proper hottie! Couldn't believe my luck as it rarely happens.
Sadly a very nervous newbie too so was over in seconds but made a lovely change to have something sexy to look at ;D
Hopefully he'll return and be less nervous next time.
Then blow me the next one was a rarely seen returnee who I really click with so had a great passionate sesh.... Why can't every day be like this :D
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One of the lovely ones.
Brought nice black heels for me and really enjoyed him
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Had a really nice new guy yesterday
Sexy as hell , good stamina lol
so nice to some of them that come , hopefully be seeing again .
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An actual Gurkha who was so shy to begin with he wouldn't even sit next to me on the bed ;D
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Did he show you his khukri
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Did he show you his khukri
;D ;D ;D
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3 fabulous clients one after the other,I'm onto a roll here
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I'm fairly sure my client this morning taught my oldest for a term when he was 11. That was 5 years ago.Don't think he recognised me.
Had a good hour long session. He came twice, doggy, a-levels, showering, and a bit of a chat.
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An hour booking that lasted 20 mins
The cock had problems after he wanted to cum again !
Plus he was not very relaxed .
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I secretly wish I could educate all my Clients to cum within 2 seconds..
You can't really educate them, but you can encourage the ones that do. Under a minute, or even better half that makes for a good regular.
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Serves me right for not going with my gut feelings. I didnt want to take this booking for some reason but I did
Seen him twice before in a space of 2 months, he does little annoying things here and there that piss me off but nothing too bad . Little did i know he was saving up for a grand reveal.
He likes nipples sucked hard.....we lying on the bed and he has his hand on back of my head pushing against his nipple ( one of the annoying things he does ) and then i hear this sound ... like a baby elephant trumping , it lasted about 7- 10secs ..... Im a bit confused as to what that could be and then the SMELL HITS ME!!!!!!.....Not confused any more now ...... Yup !!! Mister had let out a LONG, WET , FOUL FART .... no apologises, nothing , carried on pushing my head against his nipple saying suck it ,lick it, bite it ::) like nothing had happened..... I would have bitten it if he wasnt going to enjoy it .
I lift my head off said nipple with some force and was about to speak when he DID IT AGAIN !!! It sounded so wet and vile i thought he had pooed on my bed ......i jumped off the bed bracing myself for what i might see on the bed and the stench smacks me in the face again and I almost passed out from the stench in the air ........its been 4 hours, use of multiple air freshners , windows and doors open , gaggled mouthwash and diluted TCP and i can still taste that smell at the back of my throat :'( :'(
Safe to say i wont be seeing this human nuclear bomb ever again
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The hottest guy ever I hope he returns for another visit :)
And he did the following day ..one huge surprise
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Serves me right for not going with my gut feelings. I didnt want to take this booking for some reason but I did
Seen him twice before in a space of 2 months, he does little annoying things here and there that piss me off but nothing too bad . Little did i know he was saving up for a grand reveal.
He likes nipples sucked hard.....we lying on the bed and he has his hand on back of my head pushing against his nipple ( one of the annoying things he does ) and then i hear this sound ... like a baby elephant trumping , it lasted about 7- 10secs ..... Im a bit confused as to what that could be and then the SMELL HITS ME!!!!!!.....Not confused any more now ...... Yup !!! Mister had let out a LONG, WET , FOUL FART .... no apologises, nothing , carried on pushing my head against his nipple saying suck it ,lick it, bite it ::) like nothing had happened..... I would have bitten it if he wasnt going to enjoy it .
I lift my head off said nipple with some force and was about to speak when he DID IT AGAIN !!! It sounded so wet and vile i thought he had pooed on my bed ......i jumped off the bed bracing myself for what i might see on the bed and the stench smacks me in the face again and I almost passed out from the stench in the air ........its been 4 hours, use of multiple air freshners , windows and doors open , gaggled mouthwash and diluted TCP and i can still taste that smell at the back of my throat :'( :'(
Safe to say i wont be seeing this human nuclear bomb ever again
Zandie that sounds utterly grotesque :-X you should have thrown him out.
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The hottest client I’ve ever seen >:D
33, fit, perfect hair, amazing thighs… smelt amazing, great in bed… showered me with compliments and gave me the best 30 minutes ever haha!
Why can’t they all be that nice and why can’t I meet these guys in normal circumstances haha ::)
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The hottest client I’ve ever seen >:D
33, fit, perfect hair, amazing thighs… smelt amazing, great in bed… showered me with compliments and gave me the best 30 minutes ever haha!
Why can’t they all be that nice and why can’t I meet these guys in normal circumstances haha ::)
🙂🙂🙂
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Zandie that sounds utterly grotesque :-X you should have thrown him out.
I should have , i think i was dazed and confused by the fumes :'(
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Some lovely guys today one very energetic client paid for the hour he moved so fast over the bed and left after 15 mins said he was very happy 🙂
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Mr creepy from 2yrs ago returned today I didnt recognise his voice and forgot his name until he turned up but I had no bookings just timewasters today I needed that cash but I wont endure his creepiness again now I have his number 🤮
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A nice hour with my favourite regular. ;D
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Ooooh this one may be in competition to be my favourite. Swimmers bod and his epee perfect size to make me com both in cowgirl and Greek from behind. I feel in a minority here really enjoying my backdoor action. Are there any others?
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Ooooh this one may be in competition to be my favourite. Swimmers bod and his epee perfect size to make me com both in cowgirl and Greek from behind. I feel in a minority here really enjoying my backdoor action. Are there any others?
If you mean anal, yes there are relevant threads about it already on the forum if you try it in the search box? Most of us are in the UK, so you probably won't find much with 'Greek'.
That said, if you're looking for lots of adjectives and vivid descriptions then - despite the best efforts of some - graphic details aren't what the forum is for, it not being a porn site :).
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I will definitely check out the threads. I always try to use metaphor and euphemisms as I am much more comfortable in that zone. Don’t think I would be up for too much graphic stuff
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One of my recent bookings was one I had to cut short from 1 hour to 30 mins, I rarely ever do this unless it’s urgent
Requested uniform which I don’t mind.. I do not offer dom services I don’t offer that I’m a sub in any shape of form on my profile.. he comes in demanding me about then said he was a Dom and I have to do whatever he says .. I wouldn’t mind if this was light Dom but he was that pushy I couldn’t take anymore and I said look I can’t see you for the hour and gave him half his money back after the 30 mins was up.. after the 30 mins he wouldn’t leave still groping me and actually in the end had 40 mins out of me.. I was fuming.. I explained that I had given him half his money back and he should please leave and accept that I can’t do the hour.. he said it’s a good job I had given him some back or He would have been kicking right off.. I just wanted him out the door . .. I don’t understand why someone would book a girl who advertises gfe expecting her to be a full on extreme sub session. .. he was moaning that he traveled far to see me but I’m not being treated like that..I actually burst out in tears after it..some men think as there paying they can act how they want..
Safe to say he is blocked and on my blacklist
I had a good client after him who cheered me up..x
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I will definitely check out the threads. I always try to use metaphor and euphemisms as I am much more comfortable in that zone. Don’t think I would be up for too much graphic stuff
I'm native British and I have no idea what 'in that zone' means. A lot of our posters are not and have English as a second or even third language, which is why using clear and sensible adult wording here benefits everyone :)
I don’t offer that I’m a sub in any shape of form on my profile.. he comes in demanding me about then said he was a Dom and I have to do whatever he says
He's not a Dom, he's a cunt - I do offer sub services and anybody turning up at mine and demanding anything would be told to get to fuck. That is not how sub bookings work and he deserves blocking by all until he learns how to behave like an adult :D
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He's not a Dom, he's a cunt - I do offer sub services and anybody turning up at mine and demanding anything would be told to get to fuck. That is not how sub bookings work and he deserves blocking by all until he learns how to behave like an adult :D
I agree, he sounds a twat. A proper Dom would have been more respectful and asked about his desired scenario before booking and would have eased off if you didn't like something.
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Like another lady on here, I was in the 69 position when the client farted. Thankfully I had got up at that point to look for the paddle he was reaching for to spank me with ;D Having two glasses of wine beforehand helped also
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with this reg i've had all kinds of times with but last one was not too bad but not outstanding lol
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Unless they were really hot looking I tend to forget .
If it was a vile person I'd want to forget quicker
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I had breast worship by a very young guy, he was so sweet but kept thinking how uncomfortable it is to get naked with someone young enough for you to have birthed. :P
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I had breast worship by a very young guy, he was so sweet but kept thinking how uncomfortable it is to get naked with someone young enough for you to have birthed. :P
Oh god I know. I prefer that they don't tell me how old they are.
I had a text from a guy earlier "You are very pretty for your age"
I replied "You could have stopped after 'pretty' ya know"
Funnily enough he didn't confirm!
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An adorable older chap whose hearing aid interferred with my bluetooth speaker ;D
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One of the cleanest clients I ever seen , really nice personality , and eye candy , wish I got them like him always :-*
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An adorable older chap whose hearing aid interferred with my bluetooth speaker ;D
;D
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After round one I noticed a brown patch on the duvet cover so I packed my client off to the shower. But not just a skid mark, a sizeable patch which looked more like watery diarrhoea...so I out some towels down for his return and suggested a massage. After the massage he got up only to reveal yet another stain on the towel! And a 60 degree wash later the stain still remains. Needless to say he's blocked!!!
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After round one I noticed a brown patch on the duvet cover so I packed my client off to the shower. But not just a skid mark, a sizeable patch which looked more like watery diarrhoea...so I out some towels down for his return and suggested a massage. After the massage he got up only to reveal yet another stain on the towel! And a 60 degree wash later the stain still remains. Needless to say he's blocked!!!
What is the matter with these people?! :FF
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Horrible man, did the deed, then afterwards as we chatted he started saying some horrible things about plus sized people, sex workers who had had kids and pregnant sex workers.
A real piece of work. I blocked his number after he left.
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Been in touch with a new client over a week on about booking today
Nearly lost him as another client arrived late just 15 minutes before the first clients allocated time which meant he had to wait 20 mins outside ,
Thought he was going be good in bed how he went on in communication, had the worst reverse oral ever , and at one bit thought he was going pass out with his effort lol
Took forever and didn’t even get hard second round so finished by hand , to top it off he undercut me by £20 my fault not checking cash first , was on about having a overnight but I couldn’t deal with him all night after the crappy performance today plus he doesn’t even want pay much for it .
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What a nightmare Jadine
I had a guy who looked like he was having a fit during climax plus his cock was like a cold thin worm 🤮
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Yes it definitely was that a nightmare kiss lol
It seemed like a eternity the clock never seemed to speed up ,
He sent a text said sorry for being a flop and he see me again
I told him about undercutting me and how it was not going to happen between us again.
Your client didn’t sound fun with a dick like that :-[
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Mansplaining the job to me:
“ you know this is like a real job if you pay tax on it”
“ it’s not illegal what you do, “
“ if you see ‘number of clients’ per day you could make a living I bet “
“ flats will you let you rent them out if you have income proof “
Etc etc.
🥱…. Please go on about the job I’ve been doing for years…
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I had a guy who looked like he was having a fit during climax plus his cock was like a cold thin worm 🤮
ewwwwwww that's actually giving me shudders! Gross!
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Eeeeeeewwwww
I can find something attractive in most men. If not a physical attribute then something else. I got creepy vibes off this one the second he walked in. Asked to massage me which I obliged but his manner just made every inch of my skin crawl. As he limply massaged me he kept telling me how lucky I was and that he knew he was unique as clients go. True! But for all the wrong reasons.
He also used baby language for our anatomy referring to my mini and his, I shit you not, taily. I couldn't get him off at all. So finished with a massage! Now he wants to book again FFS telling me he will make it up to me next time. SKIN CRAWLS PLEASE GOD No
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How vile ..
Please no never again
I once had a vile client call my vagina a pretty pussy repeatedly during the booking I felt really uncomfortable
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I read that and mine snapped shut like a Venus Flytrap :(
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How vile ..
Please no never again
I once had a vile client call my vagina a pretty pussy repeatedly during the booking I felt really uncomfortable
God I swear some of these chaps need classes in how to talk.
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Mine was the most adorable Indian man. He told me he hadn’t been in the U.K. a long time and was nervous about visiting an escort. It really brightened up a shitty tour to Leeds. He was super nice and kept complimenting me on how beautiful I was. He also tipped. Hygiene was immaculate and he himself was quite handsome and had a dad bod which I’m a sucker for. Dream client by far. The sex was amazing too. Nothing was rushed like a lot of other clients. He really knew what he was doing and took his time to see what was mutually pleasurable.
At the end he gave me a sort of Bowing gesture which I found so adorable. Honestly one of the nicest clients I’ve met.
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That's lovely to read.. glad you had a nice client ..they are out their just wish more of them ♡
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Just had a regular that, once we had started sex said "ready, steady... fuck." ;D ;D
I also suspect he has been filming bookings as I've seen him place his phone in the same position more than once.
I may not see him again. He is pleasant enough but there is something about him I can't put my finger on.
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Just had a regular that, once we had started sex said "ready, steady... fuck." ;D ;D
I also suspect he has been filming bookings as I've seen him place his phone in the same position more than once.
I may not see him again. He is pleasant enough but there is something about him I can't put my finger on.
Maybe you should ask hime next time not too place his phone that way or keep if on a table something.. or be sneaky heheh and put something in front of his phone. This way you'll see his reaction and go from there..
Just saying don't get me wrong xx
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I had a really nice time with an Asian guy that I used to see a few years back. He saw me today on AW with my green light on and here he was.. he doesn't look great, but I have a good time with him and he knows how to please me as well. We had a chat and told me that I look like a bad bitch now 😂 ( in a good way) and that he likes my new attitude.
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Maybe you should ask hime next time not too place his phone that way or keep if on a table something.. or be sneaky heheh and put something in front of his phone. This way you'll see his reaction and go from there..
Just saying don't get me wrong xx
Thanks, yes I'll have to remember that if I see him again x
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My last booking was a 'smoking fetish special'.
Very easy money with hardly any physical contact.
Ideal booking!
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I had a wonderfully easy booking with a clean, fresh African guy, no kissing, covered oral (both at his request) and then swift sex. Paid for an hour, left in half and I felt virtually untouched. He was a nice guy too. Easiest booking this week.
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This morning. Saw one of my regulars. He such a lovely, caring guy. An older chap and certainly knows how to treat a woman. And... he's the only one of my clients who can make me cum (so far). I guess I'm quite turned on before we really get down to business. This helps. And once we are both naked with his tongue tickling my clit and a finger teasing an eager g spot, I'm away with the fairies. He also lasts for ages! Fucked me solid for pretty much the whole hour this morning!! He looked quite pale when he finally blew his load. He's certainly my number one.
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A weird one this morning.
Young guy claimed I blocked him after talking some time before.
I felt uncomfortable
He was very attractive hot body but wanted hour which he paid for. He was so quick during the whole booking I felt bit pissed off as he tried putting his cock in I pulled him away quick and told him I dont ever do bareback that he must wear a condom he complained as he cum quick and i just repeated well i dont do bare back so clients must wear a condom .
I dont really want him visiting again.
He was 15 mins max .
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A sweet clean client who unfortunately had a large ripe spot on his groin, when I was going down on him I had to avoid looking at it and prayed my fingernails wouldn't catch it and burst the pus out ;D
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Can’t understand why when we state on our profile no bb , they still come to us and expect us to do it without, I did a young guy last weekend he asked if we could bareback a level without , I said no , he said never done it with a escort before , they make me sick , all it means is dickheads like that I refuse to see again, why the fuck do they think we use condoms then think we thick to say ‘ oh it’s ok your so nice let’s do it ‘ It makes me wonder how many that bb have actually seen me .
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Them wanting to rub their cocks on me is a huge warning sign as I know what's coming next .
They think by doing it gradually we will just accept one day .
Nope .
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One today I was in two minds if to do him or not as he looked weird in his profile photo plus made booking on aw without asking me , as I only had undesirables messaging most of the morning I thought I see him , He arrived and I got bad vibes off him straightaway, he booked a hour seemed like a eternity the first 10 mins , he ignored some of my chat during massage just silence , I couldn’t relate to him like other punters there was no connection fuckall , he fumbling around like a teen would first time they had a pussy in front of them , he had round 1 finished quick and decided not stay the hour was pissed at lose some of dosh but glad to get him fucked off out my yard ,
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One today I was in two minds if to do him or not as he looked weird in his profile photo plus made booking on aw without asking me , as I only had undesirables messaging most of the morning I thought I see him , He arrived and I got bad vibes off him straightaway, he booked a hour seemed like a eternity the first 10 mins , he ignored some of my chat during massage just silence , I couldn’t relate to him like other punters there was no connection fuckall , he fumbling around like a teen would first time they had a pussy in front of them , he had round 1 finished quick and decided not stay the hour was pissed at lose some of dosh but glad to get him fucked off out my yard ,
Just because he finished quickly and decided not to stay doesn't automatically entitle him to any of his cash back.
Did you take the money for the hour booking before getting down to business Jadine?
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Yes I did ,
I am going try stop being a soft touch I gave it back a few times to them not had it for ages only the last two weeks.
He thinks I’m going to leave fb he can fuck off
What’s there to say any good about him? Except he put me on edge , He was weird , boring and strange , seemed desperate for his fb asked few times, as he not got any I haven’t filled the fb in as I do not want him leaving me a shit one if I do him first .
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Yes I did ,
I am going try stop being a soft touch I gave it back a few times to them not had it for ages only the last two weeks.
He thinks I’m going to leave fb he can fuck off
What’s there to say any good about him? Except he put me on edge , He was weird , boring and strange , seemed desperate for his fb asked few times, as he not got any I haven’t filled the fb in as I do not want him leaving me a shit one if I do him first .
It was his decision to leave, you didn't kick him out early so in that position I wouldn't have given him money back, it's a business after all.
Maybe put something on your profile to the effect that if they decide to leave early there is no refund?
Likewise with feedback, you are not obliged to leave any and as you say, you can't think of anything positive to say about him so no point in lying and potentially putting other escorts through an excrutiating time with him by implying he's a good client.
Maybe he is so desperate for feedback because others have picked up on the same weird vibe you got from him initially and he struggles to get bookings accepted.
You can delete his booking from your bookings page and that way it will just show as non confirmed "feedback only" if he does leave any for you and not positive or negative if you are worried about that.
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I have done exactly that on my profile
His texted still bloody on about his fb I have blocked him the gormless prick
He can use the money he had back and go elsewhere I just feel sorry for his next victim he was so weird and I never picked up vibes like that or want to again in my own home .
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I had one earlier turn up, walk straight past me into my (carpeted) bedroom before I could ask him to remove his shoes, had no idea what my fees or services were or that you need to ask for anal when booking if you want it (which I always thought anybody with a basic grasp of biology would be able to figure out even they couldn't be arsed to read an ad), told me it was a shame I didn't do reverse oral as he was 'really good at it' :-X and shoved his fingers so roughly into my vagina I asked him if he thought he was going to find a Cadillac in there if he dug deep enough.
Then we had intrusive personal questions, more hacking and battering away at my bits until I was pretty much numb from the waist down and a request to 'come' as if it was a matter of just switching something on, like a bedside lamp. The whole thing completely threw me because I get this stuff so incredibly rarely - the bloke was perfectly amenable but absolutely without a clue (although it was telling that he couldn't get his head around the idea that Adultwork isn't the centre of the universe and had no idea there were a zillion or so other places to advertise). The reason it threw me has just clicked; I relocated a couple of hundred miles to get away from bookings like this but before I did they were pretty much a daily thing, and up until today I hadn't realised how successful that move was in doing just that :D.
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I always tell them to remove their shoes , they just come straight in without removing them and I hate if they go in my bedroom before stopping them removed , common sense seeing I got light colours hallway and lounge that no respect,
Love your words how you described him going on as he had done in your booking :D
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Well the freak
Who I mentioned wanting his dosh back after not want a hour with me and hounding me for fb , the cheeky cunt only had been to someone else the same day and paid her more she charge more than my prices , I left him on his fb said I wasn’t leaving him a good fb as he cheeky want some cash back then go elsewhere , god in heaven knows what the fuck went on in her head she left him a good one , I know I’m not shit as I have good fb so I don’t know who the fuck he thinks he is .
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Then we had intrusive personal questions, more hacking and battering away at my bits until I was pretty much numb from the waist down and a request to 'come' as if it was a matter of just switching something on, like a bedside lamp. The whole thing completely threw me because I get this stuff so incredibly rarely - the bloke was perfectly amenable but absolutely without a clue (although it was telling that he couldn't get his head around the idea that Adultwork isn't the centre of the universe and had no idea there were a zillion or so other places to advertise). The reason it threw me has just clicked; I relocated a couple of hundred miles to get away from bookings like this but before I did they were pretty much a daily thing, and up until today I hadn't realised how successful that move was in doing just that :D.
There's a potential thread in this (I moved 200 miles in the reverse direction), but could be a bit inflammatory!
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There's a potential thread in this (I moved 200 miles in the reverse direction), but could be a bit inflammatory!
I know. I can't believe I accepted that crap as normal barely two years ago (although it was rare I had to ask people to take off their shoes before walking into a carpeted bedroom; this one was obviously just a pig). I didn't even mention everything, like the bellowing my flat number out loud as he walked into the building and ignoring my directions when I told him which floor to go to.
There was the thoroughly nasty undertone beneath the nice-as-pie-on-the-surface act - no care or respect whatsoever for me, my flat, my terms or anything else. Hopefully that was it for another eighteen months ;D.
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I've been lucky and pretty all my bookings have been either good or great except my last one.
When I introduced myself he pretty much blanked me. His English wasn't great so thought it might be a language barrier. The lack of talking made me feel uncomfortable. I lay down on the bed then he pulled me up and said you suck my cock which I did but reminded him I don't do cim. He didn't seem to acknowledge this so I thought I won't do it too long.
After a couple of minutes I stopped and said do you want to have sex. Luckily he said yes and didn't last too long.
Afterwards I kind of felt dirty as he seemed the sort who don't respect women. Even the way he looked at me.
Maybe I'm overreacting but I've been spoilt with so many great bookings until now. Decided to take some time off and be more vigilant with new clients.
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Well-spoken, cute, 30 year old, suited and booted, pecked me on both cheeks. He jizzed on my boobs for 10 minutes then left. He texted me his thanks, so polite.
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Had guy book for 1/2 hour. (Oral only). He walked in my front room, threw the money on the table, presented me with his pathetic todger and told me to suck him.
Every time I 'came up for air' he told me to keep sucking. 29 minutes into the affray he CIM. I have bloody lock jaw. Not the nicest of bookings.
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Had guy book for 1/2 hour. (Oral only). He walked in my front room, threw the money on the table, presented me with his pathetic todger and told me to suck him.
Every time I 'came up for air' he told me to keep sucking. 29 minutes into the affray he CIM. I have bloody lock jaw. Not the nicest of bookings.
Feel for you Tina.This is why I don't do oral-only gigs.
He was rude and abusive from the start. Personally I would have kicked him out, but rent comes first sometimes, I understand.
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but rent comes first sometimes, I understand.
Exactly!
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Tina hope you had a strong drink after that's vile 🤮
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Tina hope you had a strong drink after that's vile 🤮
I had a pint of Stella!
LOL
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We've all had that old lockjaw OWO ;D
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So a client I've seen a few times since I started this work booked an appointment on Friday. He's never come across as particularly needy before but omfg I almost called the whole thing off. I moved just as the pandemic hit and he hasn't been to my new place. There's only allocated parking near my home but there's a handy pay and display lterally 2 minutes walk so that's where I send clients. Once they're parked they get walking directions and my home number. I don't give out my post code as it covers a large area and with trial and error at the outset and trying various ways of getting them here. my current system works best.
He starts complaining (via AW message before the meeting) that I'm being too mysterious and that he deserves my full address as we're not strangers. I stand my ground and say you're getting the same as everyone else and you don't need anything further than the information already given. He continues whining saying he wants to do a dummy run so wants my home number etc. I mean, as if, I do not want random clients wandering around outside my house! Where I live is not on a main road and quite secluded so anyone wandering around would stick out like a sore thumb. He finally gives me a break and we're all good.
He texts roughly ten minutes before the meeting, which is perfect and I send walking directions. The car park is literally 2 minutes away amd includes more than one obvious landmark i.e. nassive building with a clock tower, red post box etc. I mean you'd have to be a special kind of stupid to get lost.
So I wait 5 minutes and he doesn't appear. I text, no response. Then he texts says he can't see any landmarks. I mean it's not even possible to be in the correct place and miss the landmarks. Then he starts complaining that none of my instructions tally and he's giving up. He's now wasted over 20 minutes walking around God knows where. It's all my fault apparently as he didn't get directions in the week. So he gets in his car and goes home. I've lost an hours money and am absolutely fuming. Then he's texting saying oh I know where I went wrong, turned left instead of right out of car park (this is why I say use XXX exit). He basically ignored all of my written instructions, headed in the complete opposite direction for 20 minutes, blamed me then got back in his car and went home!
He's obviously an ex client now. He was probably under the influence. He's been known to turn up to a booking drunk and not be able to remember where he parked his car. HE DROVE drunk! I mean ffs
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What a prick. I hope your next booking goes more smoothly!
It might be that from the point you decided not to give him details in advance, he decided that he would mess you about on purpose. There's a certain type of client with such a fragile ego they can not stand it when they don't get things their way.
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A client that asked a barrage of questions, but the best response from me was to the question "how many times have you cum?" to which I replied "No idea, I'm not a human abacus" ;D
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I had the weirdest of bookings, really nice guy, impeccably dressed, good looking, polite....wanted a roleplay booking, roleplay went well then we moved into the bedroom and he started behaving strangely, everytime I touched him I thought he was going to cum, he kept convulsing and throwing himself around the bed, repeating things I was saying to him, I wasnt sure if wanted to laugh or be worried, it was like something out of a comedy sketch. After he had cum he was fine. Still really dont know what to make of it!!
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Curvy m
I've had clients who were hyper sensitive react by arching their backs and turning head from side to side
It's odd isn't it !😅
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I had the weirdest of bookings, really nice guy, impeccably dressed, good looking, polite....wanted a roleplay booking, roleplay went well then we moved into the bedroom and he started behaving strangely, everytime I touched him I thought he was going to cum, he kept convulsing and throwing himself around the bed, repeating things I was saying to him, I wasnt sure if wanted to laugh or be worried, it was like something out of a comedy sketch. After he had cum he was fine. Still really dont know what to make of it!!
Had one yesterday that sounded like Tarzan when he came, he made that much racket. Good thing I closed the windows.
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Curvy m
I've had clients who were hyper sensitive react by arching their backs and turning head from side to side
It's odd isn't it !😅
Like something off the Exorcist. I think it's so false when they act like hat.
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Burped into my pussy….. no words
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Lovely guy sounded older on the phone turned up younger really fit
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A regular who I haven't seen for a few months as our schedules just haven't matched, plus I've been moving house. He booked an hour (normally does half hour) and the sex was finished in about 45. Then we ended up chatting and before I knew it he was 40 mins over his hour 🙈 Luckily didn't have anyone else booked!
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I had a lovely chinese man the first that’s ever seen me at my place since I started in calls , I only done the odd ones at parlours years back , he was so pleasant , clean and friendly, I really like these people they never cause problems or anything like some people.
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Met what will turn out to be a Very good client paid 90 mins then returned the next day for a hour ,and left a big tip , never get anyone else like him they tightfisted most of them .
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Bald guy with long 'zz top' style beard. he has stipulated that i dress appropriately (extra slutty) for his visit, which I did. Arrived, paid for 1 hour. Sat chatting, with me flashing my stocking tops as I sat opposite him (also pre arranged). After literally 5 minutes of nothing more than chatting and flirting, he said he needed to 'finish'. He got to his feet and finished over my face. We sat chatting about his music band whilst i got my face cleaned up, and he left 22 minutes after arriving. Beautiful.
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I quite like guys with beards as long as they clean and groomed
Not a bad booking for you that one I never had one pay a hour for such a short time
good on you
:) :)
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Wow you must be some flirt to make a guy cum just like that.
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Wow you must be some flirt to make a guy cum just like that.
Honestly, I mean this - (without the backlash from non smokers please!) - its the 'sexy smoking' that does it.
Over recent years this has got more and more popular ( I have posted about it before).
Also, you must remember I am in a niche market, where the men have fantasised about seeing a trans woman for so long, when they actually get round to it, it's all a bit too much.
Especially the 'straight / married' ones, bless them!
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Met a new client. Six foot four with a lovely six pack and a looker. When he undressed my eyes lit up when I saw his lovely cock. About eight inches but really thick too. I rode him slowly easing him in enjoying every minute. Eventually he took charge threw me on the bed and finished me off doggy and gave me my first gushing experience. I literally couldn't walk or talk for at least five mins.
I think I must have been quite loud though as bumped into my neighbour later on and she said sounds like someone had a good time.
Really hope he comes back. Love this job sometimes
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So I’ve been fairly quiet for a while due to commitments with my other job. I turned on my work phone for the first time in awhile and had what can only be described as the sweetest message. A gentleman with a profile picture on his WhatsApp. Very clear about his expectations and what he wanted. Made me feel very comfortable prior to meeting.
I told him I would travel to him via the tube. He sent me an Uber. He also sent his live location so I could easily locate him. Met him in the hotel lobby. Very handsome. The most amazing blue eyes. A strong lumberjack beard which is not to everyone’s taste but it is to mine. Amazingly no hipster vibes.Casually dressed for the surroundings. But was an absolute gentleman.
He made me an offer to spend a couple of hours with him in the bedroom or to go for a perambulation around the Hurlingham club with him at half the price of my escorting before returning to the hotel for some full price fun. Having never been inside the gates I of course asked to visit the club.
Another Uber. This time with his hand on my knee. Very intimate but not overstepping any boundaries. He consistently reassured me to make sure I was okay.
Had a lovely drink at that location before returning back to the hotel.
Surprisingly he had lots of tattoos. He was very talented in the sack. Was very considerate and gentle when it came to A-levels. He actually made me orgasm.
After we were finished here organised for me to have an Uber home. Obviously a fake address.
Very enjoyable company and a few orgasms. I can’t really complain can I.
However whenever I have a good experience it’s always followed by at least one bad one. So I’m going to keep my fingers crossed!
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Sounds like the perfect booking. Keep positive about the next one though.
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Polite, all smiles and laid back client. He paid before he sat down, with cash in an envelope and offered an extra £50 near the end of the service. Highly pleasant young chappie. Good mood vibes.
From my own personal website, such a nice change from the hagglers, box-tickers and worry-warts on AW.
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Fuming here. Did one an hour or so ago who I'd seen years ago. Lovely chap but kept banging on about snogging which I clearly state I don't do. Then coming up to 25 mins he says, "you're not in a rush are you"? I said I hadn't got anyone around til 6, the unspoken words being, but you still only get half an hour or slightly longer. At 30 mins I tell him it's time, he said it would take him a while, and that's when I ended the session.
Had a reg booked in half hour later who I've not seen in a year. He calls me right on his arrival time to say nowhere to park so please forgive him but not coming over now. I hung up and reported him. Sat here all bathed and ready and turned someone else down.
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I'm feeling ya english.When regs go bad and treat us like a comfortable old slipper. It's not pretty.
If possible i like to keep a reserve list, so someone ditches at the last min there's a cock replacement nearby. I'm transparent about this. It may suit some work styles and not others I know.
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Thanks SS. You've just also reminded me that I need to do my website. Haven't got around to it but must. 😀.
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;D English
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English Amy, my own website was a huge game changer for me not least because it meant I never had to use AW again!
Block an afternoon out to do it, you won't regret it.
Ooh, as I'm on this thread..
J Sheekey and The Londoner. Wonderful to the degree I'm even willing to overlook the fact I had to step foot in Leicester Square!
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I will do. I keep getting sidetracked but I know how to do it, I'm just lazy 🤑😀.
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fallen angel,
You have an AW profile, yes? Start with that as a guide. All you need are some pictures of yourself, information about services, prices and a little bit about who you are. Think about the kind of clients you want to attract and write a blurb about yourself to appeal to them. The good thing about having one's own website is that you can design it to attract the clients you want and to repel those you do not want. You can also tweak it as you go along, so whatever you start with isn't set in stone.
Given the changes at AW, now really is the perfect time for you to do this. Good luck!
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I can help you with the tech side if you like? The only thing is, it's going to take a while to rank for your keywords, unless you choose less popular keywords such as, "fetish escort" etc. If you pop over to the IT section and post on one of my threads there, or start a new 1 and I'll look out for it.
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BDSM meet (me as Dom 'Miss Tina') with lots of smoking fetish, so it was very enjoyable!
He allowed me to film it all in its entirety too, which is a bonus x
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Today. Foolish mistake as I don't generally see over 35s. This 69 year old makes booking for 1 hour and was polite and nice on the phone. But when he arrives all my requests were a cause of great huffing, puffing and resentment.
-Wants to complain about my directions-he got himself lost. I should have terminated his ass right there!
-Wants to bring his shoes into my room.
-Wants to hold the massage room door open when I go to wash my hands.
-Wants to bring his shoes into my room again and picks them up for a second attempt.
-Wants to dictate when I get undressed.
-Wants a bigger room.
-Wants to dictate the style of massage.
-Wants his front done only.
-Wants a bed-despite my advert says massage table. I get my phone out and show him the ad and he agrees I am right.
I told him politely if he has concerns or requests it would be wise to discuss at the booking stage. He agrees but then continued moaning.
At the half hour mark he impatiently says 'we haven't hit it off' and demands his owo. He explains he's has a prostate issue and won't ejaculate. This person has been repeatedly, rude, blaming and controlling and seriously expects me to suck his winkle?
By that time I'm holding back the giggles cause I know one of us is gonna leave unsatisfied and it's not me.
There's been so many stops and starts to discuss his peccadillos that I haven't touched his gonads yet.
I tell him to dress and get out as, 'you've done nothing but complain from the moment you arrived.'
I'm poised to ring the police as I don't want him in my room a minute longer...but I don't tell him that.
He dresses, I chuck his shoes in the corridor and shut the door on him. No refund.
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What a f nightmare !
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Yay Kiss! ;D
He brought all his negative, sticky energies into my space and I'm not having it.
It presents like dementia, but isn't age based, loads of callers have this disconnect between reality and whatever nonsense is flying around in their heads.
I think some portions of these punters brains literally shut down (deprived of blood flow), when they're focus on sexual matters. Leaving them in a kinda 'zombified' state. Which I think is unpredicatable and potentially dangerous.
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Today. Foolish mistake as I don't generally see over 35s. This 69 year old makes booking for 1 hour and was polite and nice on the phone. But when he arrives all my requests were a cause of great huffing, puffing and resentment.
-Wants to complain about my directions-he got himself lost. I should have terminated his ass right there!
-Wants to bring his shoes into my room.
-Wants to hold the massage room door open when I go to wash my hands.
-Wants to bring his shoes into my room again and picks them up for a second attempt.
-Wants to dictate when I get undressed.
-Wants a bigger room.
-Wants to dictate the style of massage.
-Wants his front done only.
-Wants a bed-despite my advert says massage table. I get my phone out and show him the ad and he agrees I am right.
I told him politely if he has concerns or requests it would be wise to discuss at the booking stage. He agrees but then continued moaning.
At the half hour mark he impatiently says 'we haven't hit it off' and demands his owo. He explains he's has a prostate issue and won't ejaculate. This person has been repeatedly, rude, blaming and controlling and seriously expects me to suck his winkle?
By that time I'm holding back the giggles cause I know one of us is gonna leave unsatisfied and it's not me.
There's been so many stops and starts to discuss his peccadillos that I haven't touched his gonads yet.
I tell him to dress and get out as, 'you've done nothing but complain from the moment you arrived.'
I'm poised to ring the police as I don't want him in my room a minute longer...but I don't tell him that.
He dresses, I chuck his shoes in the corridor and shut the door on him. No refund.
Jesus wept!
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Punter probably did too!
Like a lamb he got dressed and toddled out. Cause he knows he's chosen to be a dickwad.
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A massive Billy Bullshitter. Has been messaging me for ages but I've bailed a few times because frankly, I couldn't be arsed with him. Starts every (single frigging) message saying he's attached and as such struggles to arrange something. Oh and would like to make it a regular thing (yeah of course) if the first meeting goes well (it will always go well, you're paying me). He originally books an hour which then drops down to 45 minutes. Then he wants 15 minutes earlier, which I accommodate, then he turns up 15 minutes before that! FFS
So he arrives and starts with the, well I've just got to say, I haven't been with another woman for 25 years, he's obviously forgotten about seeing my escort friend a while ago then. Craps on and on about missing blow jobs. He won't sit still and keeps blaming his inability to maintain on nerves as he's never done this before (I mean seriously). Wasted two condoms at his insistence before finally relenting to my suggestions. Then when he's done he starts telling me about some of the girls he's seen! Like seriously mate...
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Had one yesterday that seemed to be using me as a climbing frame.
He kept climbing and laying all over me and pressing his body against mine so hard I thought he was trying to conjoin himself to me. Apart from that, he was fairly easy.
Then had one that booked 45mins and when he arrived asked to increase to an hour but then only ended up staying half an hour ;D
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An odd one. Am slightly bemused by the whole evening.
Dinner date. Met client at hotel bar, we had a drink, he took me upstairs to his suite and presented me with a beautifully wrapped Chanel box, some chocolates, and also my fee. Chanel unexpected but all good so far. Walk to restaurant and have dinner. Great view, bad food, lots to talk about. Mostly good. As desert is served, another plate is presented to me, on it, written in chocolate are the words 'First Date.' Weird.
First time I've ever been unsure what to say or do. I laughed awkwardly and said how nice. But it wasn't, it was odd. There was no sexual element to the evening at all. I'm quite relived tbh, I didn't want to have sex with him, I don't know why, I just didn't want to.
He's already asked to see me again next time he's in London.
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Sounds kinda eccentric, gave you the creeps! 'date'? I'd probably feel the same cause you don't know his 'game play'. :o I find those mystery motives unpredicatable. The not wanting to sex him is interesting..like you had a repulsion?
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An odd one. Am slightly bemused by the whole evening.
Dinner date. Met client at hotel bar, we had a drink, he took me upstairs to his suite and presented me with a beautifully wrapped Chanel box, some chocolates, and also my fee. Chanel unexpected but all good so far. Walk to restaurant and have dinner. Great view, bad food, lots to talk about. Mostly good. As desert is served, another plate is presented to me, on it, written in chocolate are the words 'First Date.' Weird.
First time I've ever been unsure what to say or do. I laughed awkwardly and said how nice. But it wasn't, it was odd. There was no sexual element to the evening at all. I'm quite relived tbh, I didn't want to have sex with him, I don't know why, I just didn't want to.
He's already asked to see me again next time he's in London.
Could this simply be the restaurant reading into something he has said?
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Could this simply be the restaurant reading into something he has said?
Like what? At no point did he disappear. I suspect he wrote something on the booking form - having checked, there's a space for notes. (As is usual with most online booking forms). The staff were over-solicitous and one of them kept smiling at me in an over-encouraging way every time she came over. It was horribly unnerving. Also, shortly before the plate appeared, he was visibly on edge and he was clearly waiting for it. Indeed, it was presented, he said it should have appeared at the same time as our desserts.
I think what I am most annoyed by is that I hate strangers knowing my business. I like privacy and discretion. I do not like the man I am spending time with sharing any kind of information about the nature of our time together with anyone, even if their intentions are sweetly meant. Thankfully it's a restaurant I will never return to.
Salty,
Eccentric is right, I think. I know he was excited to meet me, and possibly over-eager/trying too hard as a result. Tbh, I wasn't surprised by the lack of sexual element either because something else had led him to my website and it was something he had never really asked me about. Repulsion is right too, I think. Maybe not because I was repulsed per se, more because of something else I can't quite figure out.
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Yay Miffy I've had a couple high functioning, affluent, 'respectable' but obviously insane clients who did no harm. But they troubled me so much I didn't want to see them again whatever the fee. No telling where their brain is despite them appearing 'normal'.
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^^ Yes, I think you're right.
He looked quite crushed when I told him I do not give any of the men I see a second thought once we part ways after our time together. And maybe that's it, he thought he was 'special' in some way, something he'd alluded to several times over dinner. Except he's not, and no amount of surprise Chanel is going to change this into anything other than a transaction.
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An odd one. Am slightly bemused by the whole evening.
As desert is served, another plate is presented to me, on it, written in chocolate are the words 'First Date.' Weird.
First time I've ever been unsure what to say or do. I laughed awkwardly and said how nice. But it wasn't, it was odd. There was no sexual element to the evening at all. I'm quite relived tbh, I didn't want to have sex with him, I don't know why, I just didn't want to.
He's already asked to see me again next time he's in London.
That is odd and would have made me feel uncomfortable too.
I can understand you not wanting to have sex with him after that, when someone comes acrosss as a bit strange then sex is the last thing on your mind.
As you say, maybe it was a case of just trying too hard but that type often go on to be very needy and their perception of the arrangement blurred.
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Apparently I refused him a few weeks ago because I didn't like his abruptness on the phone, deadpan voice and attitude. Just not the kind of personality I'm compatible with. He immediately sent me an amazing, long text like a CV about being a likeable person, and feels I ask too many validation questions which make him feel put-upon.
Oddly when we first chatted he didn't bother to tell me he was a reg from 3 years ago!
Last night he still wasn't gonna tell me he was a reg on the phone, I squeezed it out of him. I find this non-disclosure unnerving.
When he walked in I twigged. Oh noooooo. He's super bland, takes long to cum with hj, has BO and or smelly butt and endless chit-chat as he's leaving to extend his time, so I hide in the loo till he's dressed and booted. Time was up last night and he couldn't cum as usual so I stopped the service. He accepted but I know he hoped I'd go another 15 minutes.
Apparently he likes me a lot but I'm repelled by him. It's just a massage so no intimate contact of my body. I don't want to be around him for any cash. Blocked him now.
Sweet jaysus I noticed it was full moon too.
...watching X Factor Worst Auditions now for some belly laffs ;D
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He sounds very odd too. Why not just say who is was unless he knows he'll not likely get a booking with you.
Am glad you've blocked him. Fingers crossed he doesn't resurface with another number.
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He sounds very odd too. Why not just say who is was unless he knows he'll not likely get a booking with you.
Am glad you've blocked him. Fingers crossed he doesn't resurface with another number.
I don't know why some guys like to be secret squirrels.Ive explained many times to the nice ones it works in their favour. But hey they know best. What do we know...nothing :)
Thanks Miffy. If I see him through the peephole I'll have a 'burst tap' or something similar.
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I saw a really lovely guy on a outcall such good manners, got drinks refreshments in it was a longer booking. He was just such a warm friendly polite gent that likes plenty of conversation and some fun at the end. He booked me again not long after. Wish there was more like him around that treat us like actual people not just banging machines.
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Older chap 65, as soon as I got near him he stank of tobacco, although breath was fresh. Rather flaccid, micropenis even with oral so I know this needs to be an oral only booking, no way I'm putting a condom on a flaccid tiny cock and expecting it to stay there. He asks for 69, with his flaccid micro pushup and huge belly no way I'm reaching it, I'm short, so I give the excuse I don't do this because of hips and knees (it's not on my profile and I hate 69 so only do it with those I really enjoy) He gave me oral, seemed to prefer licking my left labia rather than my clit... oral on him again, hurry up mate time nearly up, in the end I asked if he had trouble cumming and whether there was anything I could do... 'lick my balls' whilst he does a HJ. Grey, very hairy balls, I hate pubes with a passion, but his ballack was like dried shrivelled up leather prunes. Eventually he comes as I'm picking stray pubes out from my mouth. Nice chap but didn't enjoy.
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Milf Glos that booking sounds awful you actually lick balls with lots of pubic hair? I thought most only do get if balls shaven? You can choke on the hairs and there so hard to get rid of if you swallow a pube a horrible scratchy feeling you get for ages.
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Milf Glos that booking sounds awful you actually lick balls with lots of pubic hair? I thought most only do get if balls shaven? You can choke on the hairs and there so hard to get rid of if you swallow a pube a horrible scratchy feeling you get for ages.
Not normally no, usually only if they are shaved, but it seemed to be the only way. He mentioned it at the beginning and I just tried to ignore the thought. He won't be coming back. Luckily he said it's a once in a blue moon thing. I detest pubic hair with a passion.
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Not normally no, usually only if they are shaved, but it seemed to be the only way. He mentioned it at the beginning and I just tried to ignore the thought. He won't be coming back. Luckily he said it's a once in a blue moon thing. I detest pubic hair with a passion.
I totally refuse to lick them unless shaven and will tell them so if they are hairy and request it as I detest pubic hair too.
Same goes for the micro penis, I find them such hard work! Just nothing to work with and as you say, always a risk trying to have penetrative sex. Give me a larger size cock anyday, at least there is something to get hold of for a decent bj and hj if they turn out to be too big for penetration.
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I totally refuse to lick them unless shaven and will tell them so if they are hairy and request it as I detest pubic hair too.
Same goes for the micro penis, I find them such hard work! Just nothing to work with and as you say, always a risk trying to have penetrative sex. Give me a larger size cock anyday, at least there is something to get hold of for a decent bj and hj if they turn out to be too big for penetration.
I refuse to ride a micro penis and just focus on bj but you're right, hard work with a pushpop. Had a day a few weeks ago where I had 3 in one day. In my diary as micropenis Monday lol.
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It still shocks me though how some men do expect ball licking with loads of pubic long hair it's so insulting another example of no respect for us. Obviously not all women down below are shaved but if a guy was going down on her he does it inside on the clit not all around the hair area.
I had 2 ask for ball licking a while back both had loads of very long pubic hair like wire horrible it was, i told them don't be silly i am not choking on hairs that is unfair if you like that service and want that service you should offer yourself fully shaved. So so insulting. I have swallowed pubic hairs by acvident in the past and it irritated me for the whole day it was just stuck in my throat no drinking was getting rid of it.
They expect too much some of these men.
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Nice young 34 year old good looking, fit, very clean, respectful and polite. Lovely chat afterwards. After a day of timewasters he was a delight.
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Gosh when he walked in, I nearly dropped!! The guy actually looked like an alcoholic with a puffy face and slit-like eyes, with a scab on his head (must have fallen over), but it was clear he wasn't drunk today or even not been drinking.
If I smelled alcohol on him, I would have politely asked him to leave, but I didn't have any grounds to not go through with the booking without being a bitch. So I carried on as normal, berating myself in my head for being so shallow and judgy.
I was like observing us from above as if my spirit left my body lol and going through the motions.
He was totally not what I expected him to be- solid feedback on AW, perfect communications, no weird questions, even immediately paid as soon as he walked in (without being prompted). I know it means f-all and I can't judge the man on what he does to himself as long as it doesn't affect the booking or affect me in any way.
He turned out to be a nice person too, but I still can't shake the weird feeling off.
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Steroids can give you a footballish, 'moon face' and puffy eyes like an alien...I wonder?
You were waiting for him to start misbehaving, I do that too.
Glad he was so nice.
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Steroids can give you a footballish, 'moon face' and puffy eyes like an alien...I wonder?
You were waiting for him to start misbehaving, I do that too.
Glad he was so nice.
That's exactly how I felt- really on edge throughout the booking and waiting for him to start misbehaving! I even covered his phone/keys with a towel, because I got paranoid that he might be filming me.
Hahaha and then I thought he will take forever to finish and braced myself, but he was literally a minute!
I apologised profusely in the end, saying I get nervous and shy around new clients, but thankfully he said he didn't notice my skittish behaviour, bless him!
It could have been steroids, but combined with a scab on his head and overall unkempt appearance, I think it was alcohol abuse.
I ask myself how many suited and booted shiny and groomed city men try and take liberties and act like they are the dogs bollocks whereas this guy was humble, grateful and overall pleasant to deal with. But preconceptions and certain parameters in our heads are so hard to shift. 😒
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Rather short chinese man but very friendly, smiley, late 40s/early 50s maybe. In my heels I towered over him. Oral on him, RO, oral on him again, then on to screwing, christ alive he had stamina...I was actually getting pretty tired and I don't usually find that. Maybe a good 30-40 mins of pure fucking till he came. Nice chap but I was done in after that so called it a day. Not often someone leaves me satisfied.
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Rather short chinese man but very friendly, smiley, late 40s/early 50s maybe. In my heels I towered over him. Oral on him, RO, oral on him again, then on to screwing, christ alive he had stamina...I was actually getting pretty tired and I don't usually find that. Maybe a good 30-40 mins of pure fucking till he came. Nice chap but I was done in after that so called it a day. Not often someone leaves me satisfied.
Ouchie! He certainly did have some stamina!
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Had a really nice British Asian guy around 35 years of age. Very good hygiene everywhere and smelling nice of deodrant and aftershave. He said he cannot stand bad hygiene and no excuse. He is so so right. He was what i call a perfect client. He wanted lots of stroking massaging and gave them to me too and only does everything 100% safe, condoms for everything and finished in half the time. Really good booking.
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Had a really nice British Asian guy around 35 years of age. Very good hygiene everywhere and smelling nice of deodrant and aftershave. He said he cannot stand bad hygiene and no excuse. He is so so right. He was what i call a perfect client. He wanted lots of stroking massaging and gave them to me too and only does everything 100% safe, condoms for everything and finished in half the time. Really good booking.
I love it when they smell good, and behave themselves!
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Londoners travelling through, seen him before maybe 6 months ago. He was impressed I remembered his job. Nice chap. Came on my Basque though, so that'll need handwashing lol. Nice end to a good day. 2 x 1 hr and 1 x 1.5 hr who tipped me. He was nice too, as was my first, a regular who we always have really good in depth conversations about attractions/chemistry.
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69 year old Aussie guy. Paid for 2 hours, but he had finished after 20 minutes. Pulled out a bottle of wine from his bag, which we shared over the next hour or so. He told me his life story and of course I was very interested, (whilst keeping an eye on the clock). He left with 15 mins still to go, and gave me a substantial tip at the door as he left.
Wish more meets were like this!
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Gosh when he walked in, I nearly dropped!! The guy actually looked like an alcoholic with a puffy face and slit-like eyes, with a scab on his head (must have fallen over), but it was clear he wasn't drunk today or even not been drinking.
If I smelled alcohol on him, I would have politely asked him to leave, but I didn't have any grounds to not go through with the booking without being a bitch. So I carried on as normal, berating myself in my head for being so shallow and judgy.
I was like observing us from above as if my spirit left my body lol and going through the motions.
He was totally not what I expected him to be- solid feedback on AW, perfect communications, no weird questions, even immediately paid as soon as he walked in (without being prompted). I know it means f-all and I can't judge the man on what he does to himself as long as it doesn't affect the booking or affect me in any way.
He turned out to be a nice person too, but I still can't shake the weird feeling off.
I had a punter who had a puffy face, really strong fruity smell about him. Adamant he wasn't drinking (I had found out he was convicted of drink driving a few times), said it was the fruit squash from a supermarket in his glass.
The flat was a mess, really rough accomodation (I have lived in a lot of different places, been through difficult times myself so don't judge immediately), he kept blaming just moving in, told me bedding at laundrette, could not see the stain on his tights, found a dirty dinner plate under the bed (and a large carving knife) yet had spent my reasonably high rate deposit and fee(paid by bank transfer). I advised him to spend the money getting some basics, as well as tidying up the food wrappers and drink containers.
Still wonder about the sickly sweet smell (and I won't go back to that building again!).
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I had a punter who had a puffy face, really strong fruity smell about him. Adamant he wasn't drinking (I had found out he was convicted of drink driving a few times), said it was the fruit squash from a supermarket in his glass.
The flat was a mess, really rough accomodation (I have lived in a lot of different places, been through difficult times myself so don't judge immediately), he kept blaming just moving in, told me bedding at laundrette, could not see the stain on his tights, found a dirty dinner plate under the bed (and a large carving knife) yet had spent my reasonably high rate deposit and fee(paid by bank transfer). I advised him to spend the money getting some basics, as well as tidying up the food wrappers and drink containers.
Still wonder about the sickly sweet smell (and I won't go back to that building again!).
The carving knife is a bit of a worry tbh.
So icky! That appley fermentation pong is pretty gaggy.
I've had similar, an affluent guy in nice home which has never been cleaned.
Human grease stained the white chairs grey-black.I washed all my clothes in dettol.
Clean physically, on some spectrum
Sickly, sweet smell, possibly weed but I'm guessing crack?
I'm not saying crack makes people into nasty-pants as I've had had plenty of recreational crack users who are houseproud, clean and tidy people.
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Nice black chap, my age, polite, a little shy and new to seeing girls. He wasn't massive down there so was rather pleased. Good fuck, my only one of the day as all other enquiries had CE reports so I don't bother with them.
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69 year old Aussie guy. Paid for 2 hours, but he had finished after 20 minutes. Pulled out a bottle of wine from his bag, which we shared over the next hour or so. He told me his life story and of course I was very interested, (whilst keeping an eye on the clock). He left with 15 mins still to go, and gave me a substantial tip at the door as he left.
Wish more meets were like this!
Sounds like a dream! Feels so good to get guys like this every so often! He would have been even more perfect if he finished in 20 min, left a bottle of wine and a tip, then swiftly departed 😆
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I had a punter who had a puffy face, really strong fruity smell about him. Adamant he wasn't drinking (I had found out he was convicted of drink driving a few times), said it was the fruit squash from a supermarket in his glass.
The flat was a mess, really rough accomodation (I have lived in a lot of different places, been through difficult times myself so don't judge immediately), he kept blaming just moving in, told me bedding at laundrette, could not see the stain on his tights, found a dirty dinner plate under the bed (and a large carving knife) yet had spent my reasonably high rate deposit and fee(paid by bank transfer). I advised him to spend the money getting some basics, as well as tidying up the food wrappers and drink containers.
Still wonder about the sickly sweet smell (and I won't go back to that building again!).
Ouch! I can imagine what it must have been like! And the knife under the bed was a total 'cherry on a cake' lol. Thank god it all went fine and hopefully we won't have these unsettling experiences again for a long time!
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Sounds like a dream! Feels so good to get guys like this every so often! He would have been even more perfect if he finished in 20 min, left a bottle of wine and a tip, then swiftly departed 😆
Would have been nicer, yes!
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Booked an expensive 1 hr massage. With BJ.
I could see he was like a bunny in a mincer despite calming words from myself.
He quickly decided he only wanted the front done which I wasn't pleased with.
I pointed out that I provide a carefully worked out routine, but if he doesn't want it that's possible. He agreed, so I started on his feet as time had to be killed s-l-o-w-l-y. I could tell summat was still a bit 'off'. And felt more requests were coming. I felt a bit pissed off as I don't like being 'controlled'.
He decided that he only wanted a BJ. I made sure he knew he was still paying for the whole, entire hour. He was despunked in 1 minute.
Then he agreed he was nervous and carrying 'baggage', but felt lots better. In and out in 20 mins.
On leaving, he asked permission to come back, he was all smiles.
I said 'now we know each other.. yes you can.'
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Jesus, just had an hour with a regular.
He asked for WS and thigh boots which was fine. Did the watersports then proceeded to put the boots on.
The zip got stuck and for the life of us, neither could get the zip to move and they were so tight I couldn't get it off my foot! We must have spent 10-15 mins oiling, pushing and pulling to get the boot off.
Not really the client's fault but I was so pissed off afterwards. They are going in the fucking bin.
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Met a regular who had moved out of the area but was travelling back to meet his old colleagues and sort some business out. I have stopped offering incalls as I haven't been working full time since covid. Agreed to meet him at the hotel he was staying at and join him for a meal beforehand (he paid for 3 hours) . I've only ever been in the bedroom with him previously and he had always been pleasant and straight forward.
From the moment we sat down he acted like a pure arse with th staff there. First of all asked if a discount from a previous visit was valid (it wasn't) then tried to haggle for
discount. (He is a very wealthy man didn't need to! ) Criticised the waitress for pouring wine wrong, claimed it was corked when I thought it was fine, they cooked his steak wrong (slightly well done) and he demanded to see the manager and made such a huge fuss. I was so embarrassed and uncomfortable but sat there biting my tongue.
It was so awkward after that, a real mood killer. Decided to go back to the bedroom as he had calmed down. He seemed to enjoy it and massage I gave him after but I just couldn't wait to leave !!
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I once had a dinner date like that in as much as he was horribly rude to the wait staff for absolutely no reason whatsoever. I won't tolerate behaviour like that, so I left and refused to see him again.
(That said, I would get upset if my steak was cooked incorrectly but there are ways of doing so politely and without any fuss at all.)
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What dickhead behaviour, I bet he is a fat Middle aged white man!
Yes he reminds me of a dinner date client I had years ago.
Supposedly a former big time city gangster, with homes and girlfriends everywhere. Treated the poor waiter horrendously (who, to be fair, didn't take it lying down and stuck up for himself) He was so inappropriate with the other staff too, really believed in his own 'infamy'.
Also, was completely indiscreet handing me my envelope of cash in front of a full restaurant of people :[)
To my lasting shame, I didn't get up and leave, but saw through the Date. Would never happen now.
Fat Middle aged white bloke.
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Lovely hour with a younger guy for BDSM. I love the younger guys, they give amazing oral (usually) ;D
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New client and things were going well until I started to feel dizzy and the next thing I had fainted. He managed to catch me before I hit my head. After I came round and had a drink, I felt okay to continue. So we move on and when we get to me giving him a bj, my nose started to bleed EVERYWHERE. I was mortified! He laughed about it all, luckily. So I clean up and we continue and when he puts a toy inside me I realise he had gotten the little bottles of lube and hand sanitizer mixed up :o OW!!!
I'm grateful he didn't make a big fuss about it all going wrong and he said at the end that he had enjoyed meeting me. Thank god I didn't get someone who would have complained or been angry about everything.
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New client and things were going well until I started to feel dizzy and the next thing I had fainted. He managed to catch me before I hit my head. After I came round and had a drink, I felt okay to continue. So we move on and when we get to me giving him a bj, my nose started to bleed EVERYWHERE. I was mortified! He laughed about it all, luckily. So I clean up and we continue and when he puts a toy inside me I realise he had gotten the little bottles of lube and hand sanitizer mixed up :o OW!!!
I'm grateful he didn't make a big fuss about it all going wrong and he said at the end that he had enjoyed meeting me. Thank god I didn't get someone who would have complained or been angry about everything.
Oh bless you x
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Saw a regular this morning. Was feeling really horny and asked him to go down on me. Came within a minute then was ready for sex. Made me cum twice inside five minutes. Really rare to cum so quickly but loved every second.
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Saw a regular this morning. Was feeling really horny and asked him to go down on me. Came within a minute then was ready for sex. Made me cum twice inside five minutes. Really rare to cum so quickly but loved every second.
Wish I could cum multiple times lol :'(
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I had a new client just before I broke up for Christmas, I can honestly say he was the most beautiful man I have ever met in my life, he had model looks and an amazing body, I couldn't stop looking at him, he was one of those people that had the so called "X factor" , very charismatic yet humble, and the nicest guy!
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Oh sounds soooo yummy hope he comes back to tickle you CM ;D
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I had a new client just before I broke up for Christmas, I can honestly say he was the most beautiful man I have ever met in my life, he had model looks and an amazing body, I couldn't stop looking at him, he was one of those people that had the so called "X factor" , very charismatic yet humble, and the nicest guy!
Lucky you! It was a Christmas miracle! ;D
Damn, must try and get myself off the naughty list and maybe I'll get sent one too :angel:
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Lucky you! It was a Christmas miracle! ;D
Damn, must try and get myself off the naughty list and maybe I'll get sent one too :angel:
I still can't believe it, if you saw him in the street you would stare at him! He was actually my penultimate booking of the day and my next booking was the other extreme, a 70+ year old, who is clueless in the bedroom department, he was rubbing one of my bingo wings thinking it was my boob!!! :FF :FF
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I still can't believe it, if you saw him in the street you would stare at him! He was actually my penultimate booking of the day and my next booking was the other extreme, a 70+ year old, who is clueless in the bedroom department, he was rubbing one of my bingo wings thinking it was my boob!!! :FF :FF
;D killin me
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I still can't believe it, if you saw him in the street you would stare at him! He was actually my penultimate booking of the day and my next booking was the other extreme, a 70+ year old, who is clueless in the bedroom department, he was rubbing one of my bingo wings thinking it was my boob!!! :FF :FF
Omfg crying here lol
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My last was a regular, really intelligent and deep guy who loves MILFS, very good looking. We have amazing conversations about love, attraction and relationships. He very much understands women. If I wasn't an escort I'd probably date him. I know he wants to date me. Good sex and RO on me gave me an a amazing orgasm.
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Sometimes you have to pinch yourself when you get amazing guys like that and wonder why they are paying for escorts when they could probably get any women they want. But then again it makes you feel special when guys like that are paying you and enjoy your company.
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Sometimes you have to pinch yourself when you get amazing guys like that and wonder why they are paying for escorts when they could probably get any women they want. But then again it makes you feel special when guys like that are paying you and enjoy your company.
He is a sweetie for sure. He's made me understand men better just from our conversations. But he wants kids and I'm too old for any more, nor would I want any. He would make a MILF a lovely partner, especially as he would be monogamous and worship them. He's extremely mature for his age too.
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Last of the year this afternoon with a man I have seen many times and he is a reliable and nice client.
I just wish I had not read his latest feedback from a woman whose profile I could not resist looking at and she, in her wisdom, slags off and insults almost every other escort. I felt, amongst other things, disappointed (am being polite here). If he read her profile before meeting her he must not have been bothered at her awful words.
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Justine, when I have seen that some of my regulars have visited a few of the dodgy escorts I know about, you know, the ones that offer BB, drug using escorts etc, it does make me question why they'd even bother. Had one very regular do this recently and now I don't want to see him again.
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Justine, when I have seen that some of my regulars have visited a few of the dodgy escorts I know about, you know, the ones that offer BB, drug using escorts etc, it does make me question why they'd even bother. Had one very regular do this recently and now I don't want to see him again.
If it was the bb situation then yes I instantly block no matter if I have seen them once or 50 times. This was rather different though and of course I can not bring it up with him as the discussing of specific other clients or sps is off limits.
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My last client yanked off my stockings so roughly and laughed when I told him off for ruining them >:(
He had the weirdest frantic and clumsy sex technique action, in which he would come out so far each thrust, he was in danger of plunging into the wrong hole (with full force) each time :-\
I literally had my hand covering my bum in fear!
I made a mental - and then physical in my phone - note that it would need to be a very quiet week for me to see him again. Just 48hrs later, he wanted a repeat.
Despite him being my only non- tmewaster all week, I couldn't face him so soon again (if ever)
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Just had an hour booking. My client booked two male escorts to fuck me whilst he watched. One we'd seen before early thirties and fit, the other in his forties but fit too. I was licking my lips.
The first half hour they both fucked me ragged but so pleasurable I felt like collapsing and didn't think I could carry on I could barely stand. I flopped on the bed whilst they slowly teased me. I don't even remember my client being there. I lost count of the orgasms they gave me.
Lying in bed with a big grin on my face. A great start to 2022.
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My last client yanked off my stockings so roughly and laughed when I told him off for ruining them >:(
He had the weirdest frantic and clumsy sex technique action, in which he would come out so far each thrust, he was in danger of plunging into the wrong hole (with full force) each time :-\
I literally had my hand covering my bum in fear!
I made a mental - and then physical in my phone - note that it would need to be a very quiet week for me to see him again. Just 48hrs later, he wanted a repeat.
Despite him being my only non- tmewaster all week, I couldn't face him so soon again (if ever)
Oh god, sounds horrific. Was he trying to break the condom? I'd have been annoyed about the stockings too lol
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Just had an hour booking. My client booked two male escorts to fuck me whilst he watched. One we'd seen before early thirties and fit, the other in his forties but fit too. I was licking my lips.
The first half hour they both fucked me ragged but so pleasurable I felt like collapsing and didn't think I could carry on I could barely stand. I flopped on the bed whilst they slowly teased me. I don't even remember my client being there. I lost count of the orgasms they gave me.
Lying in bed with a big grin on my face. A great start to 2022.
Sounds amazeballs! ;D
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A perfect ending to the year. I'm still buzzing from it.
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Client yesterday came round, it was freezing cold and he blew his nose when he got in leaving a bogey on his chin, before I could tell him about it he leaned in for a kiss!!!
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Client yesterday came round, it was freezing cold and he blew his nose when he got in leaving a bogey on his chin, before I could tell him about it he leaned in for a kiss!!!
I shall not eat my breakfast whilst scrolling through this app.
How dare he :o :-X ugh he would've been right out the door, along with his tissue
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Client yesterday came round, it was freezing cold and he blew his nose when he got in leaving a bogey on his chin, before I could tell him about it he leaned in for a kiss!!!
uuuuurrgggghh that's gross!
I think seeing me gagging would be enough to tell him something wasn't quite right!
Anyone blowing their nose on entering wouldn't get close enough to go in for a kiss. I'd be stood well back then he'd have been led to the nearest bin to dispose of tissue and instructed to wash his hands! Monitored by me to make sure he did it properly.
Some of these guys really know how to kill the mood.
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Very articulate and polite on the phone. Very decent when we met. Top of the range car and paid in £50's so not short of money. On paper a good client. Sadly he wasn't very chatty and a bit hard in the kissing department. My boobs area it sensitive at the moment.I'm glad he was considerate enough not to forget himself and squeeze them hard like one client did after asking him not to. His statement that he liked foreplay went out the window. Getting our clothes off he had no problem being hard but there wasn't much of a proper mood. He pumped and pumped and I was hoping he wasn't edging and would just orgasm and get it over with and he pulled out. After cleaning himself in the bathroom he said "It's not you it's me" and he left. I think there was something going on in his head after we began sex and throughout and afterwards. I'm not remotely into being fucked hard or being with men who won't relax and open up. Sadly blocked and marked down as a two star.
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Actually a little upset.
Older guy, late 60s. Took his jumper off and stank of BO (first thing in the morning - come on). Bad kisser and was gripping me very tightly whilst standing up kissing. I hate this. Grabbed my head and neck forcefully, told him I did not like being held like this as it makes me feel like I'm being forced. Rubbish RO on me for 10 seconds (thank god), told me to get naked (I always keep basque on) happy to get boobs out though. Starts asking me for fetishes, told him I'm not into that. More bad kissing and holding my head firm. Asks for things I don't have on my profile. I point out he is asking for things I do not do or enjoy. Asks if I will have a fag in bed, I told him no as I don't smoke on the house. During doggy tried to put it in my ass, I knew this was on purpose. Told him off. During doggy he asks if my kids are in the house, obviously not, so he asks where they are I tell him too many personal questions. Oral on him and HJ, he can't climax. He then asks if we can go outside for a fag. I say no, a) neighbours, b) the rest of the house is my private space. Said he hoped I'd see him again and he'd be a regular.
He kept pushing and pushing my boundaries. He had a lot of good feedback though, but none of it seemed to correlate to what I saw. Hate bookings like that.
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My God Milf he sounds hideous!
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My God Milf he sounds hideous!
He's seen a local older escort loads. Just put me off for the rest of the day. I genuinely enjoy this but he made me feel awful.
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Sounds like the booking from hell. I saw a new client. Came in a few minutes then left. Wants to see me again.
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I barfed just reading it. That client was so bad it was hard to take in how bad he was. Ugh, no.
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That's awful Milf, I hope you feel OK.
My last booking, Japanese guy, quite nervous but smiley. He was smaller than me and stood there moving his hands around my boobs as if he was measuring up a shelf! Very sweet person and a nice booking
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Really sweet younger client, who removed the condom to cum on my boobs and after I'd shown him out I was hunting around for ages to find the condom. Wasn't under the bed, between the pillows or even lurking behind the curtains. He'd only gone and disposed of it in the bathroom bin!! Gotta have faith sometimes hey ;D
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I barfed just reading it. That client was so bad it was hard to take in how bad he was. Ugh, no.
He emailed me to ask why I hadn't left him feedback and hopes he didn't upset me in any way.... blocked. Glad he didn't cum now, serves him right.
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Younger Chinese client, in Barcelona for a trade fair, about 20 cm shorter than me and small dick but enthusiastic, booked an hour came in about 5 minutes, so I told him I'm massage him and then we could have another go. After another 5 minutes he told me he had to leave. I thought I'd upset him but he said he see me again before the week if out. Came back Tuesday and Wednesday and has booked again for today. In these slow times very welcome, even trying to teach him to lick me to make it all last a little longer as I'm starting to feel guilty about charging him for the hour! Not a normal sensation, the feeling guilty, but I want him to be happy with the service. However the only better client would transfer the money to my bank account and then apologies he couldn't make it! ;D
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Last time I did incalls,
Two really nice clients, easy going and both in and out in 20mins each, basic services and both so ready to ‘finish’ I didn’t have to do much.
Was blessed that day, home an hour early always nice haha, and really just the clients I needed after an absolutely shit personal morning. :)
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Last time I did incalls,
Two really nice clients, easy going and both in and out in 20mins each, basic services and both so ready to ‘finish’ I didn’t have to do much.
Was blessed that day, home an hour early always nice haha, and really just the clients I needed after an absolutely shit personal morning. :)
Love those type of bookings.
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1st timer visiting an escort. Told him off for failing to park where I told him to but he was ok. He had never had oral before, seemed more concerned with making sure I was comfortable and treating me nicely. Made him cum with owo and he was bowled over. It was actually quite sweet. Late 50s guy. We talked a lot too. I like the talkers, puts me at ease.
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I like the talkers, puts me at ease.
I always like hospitality and a chat. I don't feel comfortable and always tense up around clients who won't talk. They usually end up on my block list.
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I always like hospitality and a chat. I don't feel comfortable and always tense up around clients who won't talk. They usually end up on my block list.
Had an email the other day from an older guy who wanted 2 hrs, no chit chat, I'm not sure I will be able to cope tbh. 2 hrs of just aex/playing no chat.... have said yes but now regretting it and hope he doesn't confirm lol
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Had an email the other day from an older guy who wanted 2 hrs, no chit chat, I'm not sure I will be able to cope tbh. 2 hrs of just aex/playing no chat.... have said yes but now regretting it and hope he doesn't confirm lol
2 hours is a bloody long time with someone like that, what the hell do they think you are going to do to fill the time!?
I'm sure I wouldn't cope, it's just not worth the mental stress.
But I can understand it's so tempting just now to take bookings that we wouldnt have even considered a cple of years ago, obviously nothing crazy like BB but bookings that we know are going to be mind numbing and mentally draining.
Maybe tell him you only offer 1 hour max bookings to first time clients?
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2 hours is a bloody long time with someone like that, what the hell do they think you are going to do to fill the time!?
I'm sure I wouldn't cope, it's just not worth the mental stress.
But I can understand it's so tempting just now to take bookings that we wouldnt have even considered a cple of years ago, obviously nothing crazy like BB but bookings that we know are going to be mind numbing and mentally draining.
Maybe tell him you only offer 1 hour max bookings to first time clients?
I usually do only offer an hour to begin with, but he's come through AW. We will see if he confirms. I still don't have his number to check CE. I've had a lot of advance booking timewasters lately that I'm sure he'll go quiet like the rest.
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Had an email the other day from an older guy who wanted 2 hrs, no chit chat, I'm not sure I will be able to cope tbh. 2 hrs of just aex/playing no chat.... have said yes but now regretting it and hope he doesn't confirm lol
Oh God no! The only reason I ever accept 2hr bookings is in the hope they are just being generous and are more than happy to chat/make a couple of coffees at either end/watch telly for most of the time :D
What a prize twat to actually state no chitchat though!
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Oh God no! The only reason I ever accept 2hr bookings is in the hope they are just being generous and are more than happy to chat/make a couple of coffees at either end/watch telly for most of the time :D
What a prize twat to actually state no chitchat though!
Thankfully he didn't ring as requested so now blocked on AW.
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Had a guy today I had a go at him for not reading some of my dos and don'ts in my profile , usually I don't give them a chance if they ignore me so took a gamble with him , he arrived at the destination and was pissing about ages driving up and down took no notice of my directions , he got out of the car and i wasn't pleased to see he he wasn't the type I usually invite , he looked well fucked off too I thought the meet were going go badly but lucky he turned out fine .
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Last booking for me was a sniffer , he’s a taxi driver and loves to think I see multiple guys a night (I only see 3 maybe) I tell him 20, he thinks he can smell the guys on me , so at 4am once a month he comes to my apartment, has his black coffee , puts his condom on,whilst I bend over the bed , mainly on tiktoc, and he tugs away whilst sniffing my lady bits ; ) he’s a brill customer and understands the assignment, Cums and goes .. until next time lol
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Last booking for me was a sniffer , he’s a taxi driver and loves to think I see multiple guys a night (I only see 3 maybe) I tell him 20, he thinks he can smell the guys on me , so at 4am once a month he comes to my apartment, has his black coffee , puts his condom on,whilst I bend over the bed , mainly on tiktoc, and he tugs away whilst sniffing my lady bits ; ) he’s a brill customer and understands the assignment, Cums and goes .. until next time lol
I love sniffer clients. ;D
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I love sniffer clients. ;D
I've only ever had 1 lol
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I've only ever had 1 lol
They come out to play at stupid o clock hours at the weekend 3am-4am-5am-6am :)
I am watching netflix to keep me awake as they are good money.
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They come out to play at stupid o clock hours at the weekend 3am-4am-5am-6am :)
I am watching netflix to keep me awake as they are good money.
Probably why I never get them, I'm hanging tired by 7pm usually.
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Not my last booking but needed a bit of time to process it.
Guy books for an hour. Shortly after rings to ask for shower, yep, no problem (could have text). Got the impression he was going to be a no show, as this is what happens when they make multiple phone calls (to me anyway) but he does show up. On showing him to the shower he says he's seen my reviews on a 'well known review site' so this makes me wary straightaway. Once he's out of the shower he doesn't want me to undress just yet. He pushes me towards the wall and puts his hands around my throat. It was at this point I smelt cannabis on him, so I'm feeling rather intimidated. I very rarely feel like this. I comply because I'm anxious and start making mental notes on features because I feel it's all going to go badly. I start wishing I'd moved my panic alarm closer to the bed. I can't relax but still comply. He keeps commenting what dainty little hands I have, and what a pretty little face, but the look on his face isn't friendly. Lots of throat holding and hair pulling but to be fair it wasn't too rough. He asks for a condom, he holds me down, whilst grabbing my hair, he's done pretty quick. I feel relieved, and start beating myself up for not trusting him. I don't advertise or allow guys to be dom with me as I feel it's risky. He was fine afterwards. I still don't know how I feel about it, I mean he was fine, but I was convinced I was going to be hurt. Cannabis is a massive trigger for me, I can't stand the smell for a number of personal reasons.
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That guy was totally out of order as it must have seemed he was going to attack you and must have been scary for you. Hope you're ok.
I quite like rough sex sometimes but this would have scared me and would not see this guy again.
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That guy was totally out of order as it must have seemed he was going to attack you and must have been scary for you. Hope you're ok.
I quite like rough sex sometimes but this would have scared me and would not see this guy again.
I can't work out what upset me more, the cannabis, the mentioning the review site (he hasn't posted a review) or the being dom with me. My preferences are giving only as an escort but in real life I'm sub, and only with someone I trust (which isn't many people). He wasn't local at all, so doubt I'll see him again. It just kinda spooked me as I hardly ever feel intimidated (2 last year both were shitty on arrival and I'm hindsight I should have kicked them out). I really did feel like he was going to attack me though.
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My last booking was this afternoon and a man I see a couple of times a year. Reliable, never cancelled or let me down in any way. He likes us to wear matching outfits though and today it was black lace. Enough said? Or do you want more? ;)
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My only booking today, 2 hrs, started with a massage, up to room, made me squirt loads (not everyone has the skills with me) sex 3 times, he was big, felt totally done in after and legs didn't recover for a few hours. Great meet and nice chap travelling through.
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I had some roughish sex with a regular on the floor of my hallway once (we never made the bedroom) but only because he was an established regular and our fantasies coincided on that day. Other than this never. Anyone who is rough in any way gets a block off me. There's no way I would do even casual BDSM type stuff outside of an established relationship and even then not hyper keen about it.
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Saw a new client who couldn't find me even though I gave him detailed directions by text. Luckily he wasn't too far off but had to give him directions over the phone so not a great start as he was late.
He was a lovely attractive guy though and once payment was out the way I had an enjoyable half hour session. He had great oral skills and made me cum within minutes then again through sex leaving me soaking wet. As we lay in bed after lying in his arms I couldn't help but smile.
He texted me after saying how much he enjoyed and wants to see me again next week. Oh yes please I thought.
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The youngest man I've ever seen! Was beginning to think he might be a timewaster but he made it tonight and was absolutely lovely.
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Feeling fairly awful about my body lately. The pandemic has not been kind. I’ve put on a fair bit of weight. Tried on some old work clothes earlier and it just sent me into a horribly insecure mood. Awful. But I had to work this evening.
Why is it on your worst days the worst types find you.
He was so picky and judgmental. The “what’s your real job then” type. “Wish you’d worn normal tights”. And to top it all off … “ you’re lucky you have a nice face”
I was gobsmacked.
Why do they feel the need to say these things out loud.
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Feeling fairly awful about my body lately. The pandemic has not been kind. I’ve put on a fair bit of weight. Tried on some old work clothes earlier and it just sent me into a horribly insecure mood. Awful. But I had to work this evening.
Why is it on your worst days the worst types find you.
He was so picky and judgmental. The “what’s your real job then” type. “Wish you’d worn normal tights”. And to top it all off … “ you’re lucky you have a nice face”
I was gobsmacked.
Why do they feel the need to say these things out loud.
That is totally out of order! Obnoxious little prick! Clearly one who hates having to pay for our services so tries to belittle you to make himself feel better.
"What's your real job then?" .. "Well it's not pandering to sexually insecure twats like you.. so do one!"
Kick their asses out without refund and tell them to learn some manners!
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Why is it on your worst days the worst types find you.
Why do they feel the need to say these things out loud.
Because they can, particularly due to the simple fact that they are paying you. Unfortunately, it makes them think they can say (or do) exactly what they want.
Am sorry he upset you (and you're not feeling great about yourself). It really isn't a reflection of you, it's absolutely about him - he's an arsehole who behaves like this to make himself feel better about paying for sex.
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Why do they feel the need to say these things out loud.
Aw, I'm sure you (and all the rest of us) look amazing. And remember you can lose a bit of weight if you choose to, but he'll always be a cunt.
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Bless you all. ❤️ I’m done crying lol. It caught me off guard. Usually if I’m feeling this way I feel better after seeing some client or other, when they don’t seem bothered with the extra pounds and are complimentary etc. thinking clearly he is just projecting his own shitty self image onto me. Easy target. The dickhead..
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Feeling fairly awful about my body lately. The pandemic has not been kind. I’ve put on a fair bit of weight. Tried on some old work clothes earlier and it just sent me into a horribly insecure mood. Awful. But I had to work this evening.
Why is it on your worst days the worst types find you.
He was so picky and judgmental. The “what’s your real job then” type. “Wish you’d worn normal tights”. And to top it all off … “ you’re lucky you have a nice face”
I was gobsmacked.
Why do they feel the need to say these things out loud.
He's a dickhesd who is gas lighting you. I had one recently who said he likes lots of make up despite me not showing my face on my ad.. ..I actually asked him if this was a passive aggressive way of saying I was wearing too much....
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Bless you all. ❤️ I’m done crying lol. It caught me off guard. Usually if I’m feeling this way I feel better after seeing some client or other, when they don’t seem bothered with the extra pounds and are complimentary etc. thinking clearly he is just projecting his own shitty self image onto me. Easy target. The dickhead..
Oh Evelyn, I know it sucks, I had a bit of a body negative day when I had my picture taken for a civvie thing, there were four options and I hated them all, but brought the last one, I thought I looked like a hippo. Then the very following day I had my regular who adores my body and worships it. I know we should get our self esteem from inside ourselves but it does help having some external validation.
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Not my last but dude clearly had autism, and whilst sweet, kept going on about my saggy boobs.... I know a few people with autism and aids kind of felt a bit sorry for him. Sweet guy who was amazed how much he 'produced'. Kept asking if anyone had done this to keep before (talking positions etc). He was endearing but hope none of my other clients mind about my saggy boobs.
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3 nice ones today. One returned who wanted a massage, booked an hour, fucked me over the massage couch and left after 40 minutes. Nice chap, always books longer than needed and leaves early.
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Boob adoration and DIY.
I don't touch them. He asked me to cup his balls I refused-ad says no touching.
He offered to make me cum with his hand I refused-ad says no touching.
I repeated the ad to him and said 'you know the terms don't you'- he stared at me a good long while searching for an excuse as he jerked off then said...'I know'.
Mild boundary pusher, maybe thinks I'm young enough to fall for it.
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Boob adoration and DIY.
I don't touch them. He asked me to cup his balls I refused-ad says no touching.
He offered to make me cum with his hand I refused-ad says no touching.
I repeated the ad to him and said 'you know the terms don't you'- he stared at me a good long while searching for an excuse as he jerked off then said...'I know'.
Mild boundary pusher, maybe thinks I'm young enough to fall for it.
DIY ! That’s awesome, do you have a separate profile/rates for that service? (If that’s not rude to ask)
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Evelyn-Same profile it's just £50 I don't define the time. Most assume it's 10 mins ;D
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Evelyn-Same profile it's just £50 I don't define the time. Most assume it's 10 mins ;D
That’s awesome! :) money maker!
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Last booking - nice guy but tried to be a bit rough, I can’t tell if he’s just a massive porn watcher or what it is, told me im a “dirty girl” and I think he cringed at it as much as I did haha,
10min kissing, 10min RO, 3-5min trying to keep an erection with the condom on, failed that and 1min of hand relief and he was sorted.
Then chatted about the news until time was up. Nice and easy, minus the putting up with my vagina being rubbed like it was a scratch card.
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That’s awesome! :) money maker!
If I could do it all day every day I would. ;D
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If I could do it all day every day I would. ;D
Would you be put out if I said im going to add it as a session on my profile, I’ve never heard of it before but I’d love to know if it could be popular in my area/for me. I guess it’s a bit like when they want you to just watch them wank on webcam ?
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Yes go ahead...see how it goes! ;D
It's similar thing isn't it.
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Lovely returning older chap. RO, oral on him then he wanks over my tits. He's an absolute sweetie. Told me he noticed I'd lost weight and I looked great.
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Hurray. I had a real client for once not pests on my blocklist and timewasters. He actually had a CE report a couple of years ago for being a no show so I didn't bank on it but he arrived 15 minutes early and messaged me. He actually wanted 30 minutes when he arrived but I talked him into an hour which was just as well given how quickly time passed. He was intelligent and fit and personable enough. Sex was good.
Just as he had a big stiff one and was mounting me between my legs we switched to it sideways. As he was finding his way in I thought I'd help out by saying "Get your hand out of the way". Oh, dear. That provoked a laughing fit from him then me. I think it was the deadpan way I said it and the timing. He said it wasn't funny but he couldn't stop laughing and I said I knew what he meant and neither of us could stop laughing. I know laughter is infectious so I tried it on a bit but I'm not evil so sobered up. Unfortunately that was that. He couldn't get hard again. Sadly he is usually visiting another nearby city so I may not see him often if I see him again but I liked our experience together.
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Glad for you Tickle x
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Glad for you Tickle x
Thanks. It was a lovely experience after a long drought and seemingly endless fielding of annoyances. I now have the money for something I need which makes me happy and a lot of stress go away.
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3 hours … yes 3 … constantly going on about how he could tell I was enjoying myself, could tell I’d just cum… err nope, but I’ll agree and smile and giggle if it makes ya happy mate…
Not as full on physically as I’d dreaded so that I was grateful for. He even tipped £100 at the end. He’s a nice enough guy. Very full on conversation and with the “you’re loving this” which idk if I can handle regularly. But the money is definitely helpful 😂
He also lies a lot, and I don’t pull him up in it bc I don’t care it’s funny to me when he backtracks and it’s very obvious, but he’s entitled to create his own fantasy life as much as I am I guess. Lol. X
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Old guy. Boundary pusher doing things I state on my profile as not enjoying. Very grabby too. I only have a few older guys as regs, the rest I just don't enjoy.
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Favourite client.
Lots of kink - rough sex, verbal degradation, dominating, slapping, choking, deepthroat, anal et.
Our kinks match up perfectly and the bonus is we get along really well generally and he is also my type physically. :angel:
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Sounds like my kind of guy apart from anal
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Saw a new guy today with floppy dick syndrome. Such hard work couldn't get hard enough for sex and kept slapping his dick on my face which I hate. On my block list
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A lovely guy who was fun and so easy to see hope he visits again. I'm more positive now after that :)
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Saw a new guy today with floppy dick syndrome. Such hard work couldn't get hard enough for sex and kept slapping his dick on my face which I hate. On my block list
Wtf!!!! Rude!
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A lovely guy who was fun and so easy to see hope he visits again. I'm more positive now after that :)
Aww lovely.
My last one was lovely last night, and very hot passionate sex. Booked an hour but we went way over, it was that good. He did give me the extra.
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Wtf!!!! Rude!
I know that's what I thought too.
Then after he starts wanking to get try and get hard and does it straight in my face even though I state I don't do facials.
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I had to kick my last client out… extreme boundary pusher and it’s put me in such a bad mood for the rest of my evening! :(
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I had to kick my last client out… extreme boundary pusher and it’s put me in such a bad mood for the rest of my evening! :(
Oh bless you. Hope you're ok xx
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I'll talk about my last one in due course because he was a twat but this mornings client, returner, hot as fuck, in his 30s, 1st round great, then nice intelligent thought provoking chat, second round was up against the wall, me facing away, hot a hell. Still got a smile on my face from that. Shame my last one made me feel crap.
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Oh bless you. Hope you're ok xx
Thank you! That booking you just described sounds lovely!
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Wanker this morning that left shit marks on my towel >:( :FF
I only noticed later in the afternoon. When I finally quit escorting, I'm having the bed incinerated
The last sentence sent me 😂😂 i know the feeling the last 2 of my 3 bookings left skidmarks on my towels, when asked to shower they don't wash between their bum just a splash of water god knows where?.. I showered multiple times that day because I felt unclean.. wish I could get the whole room fumigated
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Last job I had, I was heading down the shaft doing a BJ and he STANK down his arse. Just out of the shower too and here I am, muggins here rubbing my backside raw when I haven't so much as sweated on it in the previous hour but oooh no, they have a lot to say about our hygiene.
I'm in the bath right now so definitely feeling this.
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Last job I had, I was heading down the shaft doing a BJ and he STANK down his arse. Just out of the shower too and here I am, muggins here rubbing my backside raw when I haven't so much as sweated on it in the previous hour but oooh no, they have a lot to say about our hygiene.
I'm in the bath right now so definitely feeling this.
Urgh I had one like that at the weekend. I was hungry before. By the end of the booking I'd somehow lost my appetite.
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A client that had used numbing spray on his cock, I was livid, my lips and tongue were numb for about 20 minutes! The first ever time this has happened to me in 18 months of working.
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A client that had used numbing spray on his cock, I was livid, my lips and tongue were numb for about 20 minutes! The first ever time this has happened to me in 18 months of working.
Why do they do it? For what purpose?
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Why do they do it? For what purpose?
They will take longer to climax, he might have premature ejaculation and he is trying to last longer.
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Why do they do it? For what purpose?
Dick move, as it just made me annoyed and less inclined to engage in conversation afterwards.
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A client that had used numbing spray on his cock, I was livid, my lips and tongue were numb for about 20 minutes! The first ever time this has happened to me in 18 months of working.
Actually there's a thread about this on the forum. Similar happened to me. Glad you are fine. You can have an unexpected dangerous allergic reaction which needs immediate ambulance response. It can be deadly within minutes if you don't get medical help. Maybe worth a warning on the various warning sites?
It is administering a hidden or disguised drug without consent or permission. Similar shyte as if someone gave you a drink laced with poison.
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Yes, this is definitely worth a warning - I doubt anybody else wants to run into this shit. It hasn't happened to me ever in almost twenty years, but then I haven't done OWO for thirteen of them (or thereabouts) :)
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Yes you're right Amy, I've filed reports now!
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Older guy, asked me to wear a mini skirt and satin panties that cover my bum. I had to bend over, let him lift my skirt and he masturbated and finished on my panties. Easy money! :D
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You can have an unexpected dangerous allergic reaction to this which requires immediate ambulance response. It can be deadly within minutes if you don't get medical help.
Precisely!
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Yes you're right Amy, I've filed reports now!
I've checked the Warnings board a couple of times to approve this, but it's not showing? ???
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Had a regular today who for some reason was taking ages to cum. He's normally done within ten mins but after half an hour he was still going and I was getting tired and a bit sore so I suggested a hand job.
He turned his nose at this and said he doesn't like them. He only booked half an hour so I said fine times is up anyway then he changed his tune saying he likes my hand jobs. As he's a regular and I do like him I finished him off quickly but went fifteen minutes over and by the time he left it was fifty minutes he had.
Not that I expect it but would you expect a tip for the extra effort and time I put in.
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Not that I expect it but would you expect a tip for the extra effort and time I put in.
When we get to time and they're struggling to cum, I ask them if they want to extend and quote the pro-rata price. That soon focusses their minds!
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Not that I expect it but would you expect a tip for the extra effort and time I put in.
If they were a decent human being then yes they would compensate you for your extra time and effort but sadly a lot of these guys know damn well that they are going over time and don't care, infact probably get a kick out of getting free time.
I guess it's more difficult when its a regular who you also like Jessie as you want to keep them sweet but if he begins to make a habit of it maybe as someone else suggested, ask him if he wishes to extend his booking.
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Older guy. He kept sniffing my arm pits and fondling them. Demanding. Suck my cock. Kiss me. Suck my cock. Dangle your boobs in my face. Not one of the best for sure.
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My last one, a 40 something gent in good shape, booked for an hour, arrived on time and offered to pay without being asked. He was easy-going, gentle and polite. He was into touching and licking my breasts, which I enjoy immensely, but did it delicately. Although I tried to engage him, he wasn’t talkative but would sometimes mumble things to himself that I could partially hear, about how much he was enjoying himself, which I thought was really cute. I gave him oral and then we did a couple of positions. He came in 15/20 minutes, we chatted and cuddled for a bit, jumped in the shower and left, just right after asking about my availability for the next few weeks and hugging me tightly. All in all, a very nice, straightforward and simple kind of booking which I really love.
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Older guy. He kept sniffing my arm pits and fondling them. Demanding. Suck my cock. Kiss me. Suck my cock. Dangle your boobs in my face. Not one of the best for sure.
This is the reason I'm not keen on older guys, some say they think they are easier than younger men but I don't think so. They seem more demanding and entitled.
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This is the reason I'm not keen on older guys, some say they think they are easier than younger men but I don't think so. They seem more demanding and entitled.
I agree. It's horses for courses, but in my experience while younger men may want more sex, older men are pushy in other ways.
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Quickie but pushed too fast into me .hoping the next one won't be so rushed
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This is the reason I'm not keen on older guys, some say they think they are easier than younger men but I don't think so. They seem more demanding and entitled.
100% I won’t see them anymore
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This is the reason I'm not keen on older guys, some say they think they are easier than younger men but I don't think so. They seem more demanding and entitled.
100%. I have a few good older regs but most over 60 have been pushy, rude, grim etc so my heart sinks now. Much prefer 30s, 40s and 50s.
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I agree. It's horses for courses, but in my experience while younger men may want more sex, older men are pushy in other ways.
I would say probably 80% of my over 60s are pushy. I do gfe and that does not involve being told what to do in my book. If I want to suck cock then kiss I will but being told to do something is too much like being controlled, and that sparks my inner bitch.
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This is the reason I'm not keen on older guys, some say they think they are easier than younger men but I don't think so. They seem more demanding and entitled.
Same, I just sacked my much older client recently, he was pushy, demanding, him wiggling his tongue wanting to be kissed just grossed me out and he just smelled SO bad recently that I had reached my limit.
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A gentleman.wonderful experience hope he returns again .
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Same, I just sacked my much older client recently, he was pushy, demanding, him wiggling his tongue wanting to be kissed just grossed me out and he just smelled SO bad recently that I had reached my limit.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels like this about older clients. Like I say I do have some lovely ones who are absolute gents, but if I'm going to block someone after a 1st visit they'll probably be mid to late 60s.
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Just back from my first ever escort booking with a lovely Gentleman . I was obviously very nervous but didn’t let it show as not wanting client to know I was a newbie . Client gave me very clear instructions to where to find the lifts directions to his room . I knocked on door not knowing what to expect but happy to say door was opened by a middle aged man gave me a smile and said hello Hannah can I hang up your coat for you . As soon as he hung my coat up he said I need to give you something handing me the money . He said I only like a vanilla service so just protected sex and oral please . He was so polite although the booking and put me at ease which was lovely. I will definitely see him again.
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I'm grateful that most of my clients, young or old are decent and straightforward. Only a small percentage get on my nerves.
I think I've just had so many bad experiences with older 'gents' that I'm now too wary of them.
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Just back from my first ever escort booking with a lovely Gentleman . I was obviously very nervous but didn’t let it show as not wanting client to know I was a newbie . Client gave me very clear instructions to where to find the lifts directions to his room . I knocked on door not knowing what to expect but happy to say door was opened by a middle aged man gave me a smile and said hello Hannah can I hang up your coat for you . As soon as he hung my coat up he said I need to give you something handing me the money . He said I only like a vanilla service so just protected sex and oral please . He was so polite although the booking and put me at ease which was lovely. I will definitely see him again.
Well done sweetheart x
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Well done sweetheart x
Thank you. I know not all my clients will be as nice as he was but was great for my first booking to have a lovely gentleman.
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Thank you. I know not all my clients will be as nice as he was but was great for my first booking to have a lovely gentleman.
I'm newish, a year in. You learn fast but if you ever need a chat message me x
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Just back from a horrible booking at hotel .Client pushed his way in as soon as I opened the door nearly knocking me over told me to fuck off when I asked him to have a shower asked for money which he did give me . He stood in front of me and suddenly rips my blouse open breaking the bottoms . I said you could of just asked me to take my blouse of instead of ripping the buttons off . He pushed me on the bed lifted my skirt up and started to spank me really hard telling me to shut up . I was terrified he was going to really hurt me . He said right I’m going to fuck you hard bitch . Thankfully he did allow me to put a condom on but he was very rough and hurt me . I asked him to stop which he did saying you can go now but I’ll be seen you again .
I did all the recommend security checks like asking for his name which he gave and his reference number for hotel . When I called hotel they said he was staying there .
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Just back from a horrible booking at hotel .
Please post a warning on the warnings board about this man Matilda. This is not OK.
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Sorry you had such a horrible experience. I hope you’re ok.
I know it is easy to say this but if a client behaves in a way that you do not like, tell him to leave immediately or if you’re visiting him, tell him very firmly the session is over if he does not behave.
I did all the recommend security checks like asking for his name which he gave and his reference number for hotel . When I called hotel they said he was staying there .
All this will do is prove he has a reservation/is staying in the hotel. Did you do any other checks, screening or ask him about what services/kind of booking he wanted before deciding to see him?
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I did try to leave but he was much bigger than me as I’m on 5 foot . I new to escorting and thought that asking fir his name and hotel booking reference was enough. I even phoned hotel to confirm he was staying there but I suppose you could just book in using a fake name .
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Sorry you had such a horrible experience. I hope you’re ok.
I know it is easy to say this but if a client behaves in a way that you do not like, tell him to leave immediately or if you’re visiting him, tell him very firmly the session is over if he does not behave.
All this will do is prove he has a reservation/is staying in the hotel. Did you do any other checks, screening or ask him about what services/kind of booking he wanted before deciding to see him?
He told me he liked my likes list because it was limited . I only have Ow, face sitting, sex with protection and Ro . Definitely not spanking or any domination services
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Unfortunately there are some bastards out there also that prey on newbies.
Take care x
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He told me he liked my likes list because it was limited . I only have Ow, face sitting, sex with protection and Ro . Definitely not spanking or any domination services
Regrettably, this is not enough, you need to be clear on your profile/website and on the phone/during screening about not offering any kind of rough play and you will not tolerate your boundaries being ignored. Did you agree services?
Do/did you make any mention of being of being new? Sometimes men will take advantage of this, so never admit or insinuate this.
It is horrible finding yourself in the situation you were, particularly as you are small and the man big. But, you need to practise being firm, speaking loudly and telling a client to stop and/or pushing him away until he does exactly that - you do have more power than you think. However, I do realise the man immediately took the upper hand by pulling you into the room which caught you totally off guard which would have been a huge shock.
If you haven’t already, I suggest using the search box to find threads about how to screen clients before agreeing to meet them so hopefully you never find yourself in this situation again :)
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The poster has deleted their account, so the thread may as well get back on topic now :)
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Two great first time clients one booking after another
Will crack on until late this evening then repeat tomorrow!
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2 regs, 1 returner and a newbie today, all good.
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Just had a client ask me to lay on the bed with my legs in the air while he did the deed but he wanted me to "Act like I'm not enjoying it"
No acting needed. I made sure he knew I was thoroughly bored.
Threw me a £20 tip at the end too.
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Just had a client ask me to lay on the bed with my legs in the air while he did the deed but he wanted me to "Act like I'm not enjoying it"
No acting needed. I made sure he knew I was thoroughly bored.
Threw me a £20 tip at the end too.
Omg that did make me lol
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Just had a client ask me to lay on the bed with my legs in the air while he did the deed but he wanted me to "Act like I'm not enjoying it"
No acting needed. I made sure he knew I was thoroughly bored.
Threw me a £20 tip at the end too.
Hm that comes across as a rape fetish to me.
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Last was a 30 min booking, oral, RO, sex, left after less than 20 mins. Can't grumble really. 2 new ones today, both nice.
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Hm that comes across as a rape fetish to me.
Probably was, but I cheered when I read that Jessica_Hannah went down the "yawn, how much more boring can you even BE" route (rather than "no, stop, please don't" etc) ;D
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Probably was, but I cheered when I read that Jessica_Hannah went down the "yawn, how much more boring can you even BE" route (rather than "no, stop, please don't" etc) ;D
I don't know if it was a rape fetish. He just liked the idea that he could pay money to use me and it didn't matter if I enjoyed it or not.
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One of my favourite clients has a rape fetish, he is a doll. It might be a bit weird but that doesn't mean they are bad clients.
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I was a bad mood bear as he texted a couple of specifics after booking and I detest texts, and late breaking requests wind me up...so i cancelled him.
He grovelled a bit and apologised....so I was lenient as he said we had met pre pandemic.
He walked in and totally ignored my huffs. I didn't recognise him one bit.
He turned out to be a switch and a jolly good time was had by all.
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Sweet little Asian guy wanted to leave a review , I don't have escort ones so hope he leaves a nice one
It has been busy today fortunately
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Sweet little Asian guy wanted to leave a review , I don't have escort ones so hope he leaves a nice one
It has been busy today fortunately
Good to hear sweetie x
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Rough, bit my nipple, sucking on my clit so hard I had to tell him to stop, then licking my clit so hard I nearly fell off the other side of the bed, such was his force. Awful. Had to tell him to stop. His first time seeing and escort and I felt like a piece of meat. Blocked the moment he went out the door. Luckily he left less than 20 minutes into a 30 mins booking.
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An overnight with a very hot 30 something, lovely cock, lovely everything really lol.
Lovely hotel in CB area, workable too I reckon PM me if interested for info.
I don’t usually sleep when doing overnights because I snore like a pig and I fell asleep and snored! How embarrassing. I also bent down to get something out my bag and farted. I was mortified, it wasn’t a quiet one either lol.
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He was hot like the one b4 him ..I'm on a roll today just hope I don't catch covid b4 I fly this week on holiday .I caught it in Jan fingers crossed I don't again !
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An overnight with a very hot 30 something, lovely cock, lovely everything really lol.
Lovely hotel in CB area, workable too I reckon PM me if interested for info.
I don’t usually sleep when doing overnights because I snore like a pig and I fell asleep and snored! How embarrassing. I also bent down to get something out my bag and farted. I was mortified, it wasn’t a quiet one either lol.
It's a proper GFE then ;D
I've been turned round by a client.... like a side of beef to stop me snoring :o He was very gentle. lol
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I did a bukkake/swallow on Saturday, was only 20 guys but about halfway through, one guy ran up and shot his load on me, most of it went on my face and in my mouth but some went on another guys hand. He kicked off saying it was disgusting blah blah blah and I was like, hang on. So it's disgusting when you get a tiny bit of cum on your hand but awesome when I have it all over my face and in my mouth?
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I did a bukkake/swallow on Saturday, was only 20 guys but about halfway through, one guy ran up and shot his load on me, most of it went on my face and in my mouth but some went on another guys hand. He kicked off saying it was disgusting blah blah blah and I was like, hang on. So it's disgusting when you get a tiny bit of cum on your hand but awesome when I have it all over my face and in my mouth?
Of course some guys will think that is disgusting another mans cum on them. They will look at you different as you are supposed to be letting 20 guys do all that to you willingly so they must think you love it to allow 20 guys all around you. Most of the porn stuff they probably watch is the men doing all the stuff to the submissive only female.
I would just expect that attitude off the men in these type of sex parties.
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Of course some guys will think that is disgusting another mans cum on them. They will look at you different as you are supposed to be letting 20 guys do all that to you willingly so they must think you love it to allow 20 guys all around you. Most of the porn stuff they probably watch is the men doing all the stuff to the submissive only female.
I would just expect that attitude off the men in these type of sex parties.
I am very submissive and I've done loads of these parties but it's the first time I've had a guy kick off
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BJ&Go. Left after 15 mins as he came within 5 minutes. Pleasant average guy
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I am very submissive and I've done loads of these parties but it's the first time I've had a guy kick off
Wow twenty guys. I'm not sure I'd be able to manage that many.
Guys can get funny when cum is involved even if it's their own.
When I first started I used to do cim and did so with one guy one summer. After he came I took a sip of water not realising it was his glass. He duly mentioned that I had drank from his glass and had a look of disgust almost and said you might as well finish the water as I won't be able to now.
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A regular client I only keep because he is a good payer but I grow tired of him and only waiting for a good excuse to sack him soon:
Arrived to my door saying very loud good morning, stepping into my apartment and looking at the bunch of flowers he has brought with him - I wasn’t going to buy you the flowers but I arrived early and Tesco is just around the corner……..
??? :FF
What am I supposed do with this info ?
It’s not very nice to say that to a woman, is it ? ::)
He’s been saying such things over the 7 years he sees me but I kept brushing it off .
Well not today >:D
I said it’s rude and I don’t want to hear anything like that in the future.
His face was like ::) he kept going on how beautiful the flowers were ( it was the cheapest bunch of tulips from Tesco ), and how much trouble he went through to buy them for me as he’s married and what is someone would see him buying them yada yada ..
I probably should be delighted and over the moon, in his mind .
Ffs , I don’t want his stupid flowers.
I just loathe the patronising way he treats me .
Just yuk altogether ( shudders).
Luckily I had someone lovely and easy after him , I enjoyed the booking and came home happy .
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Drinks (and them some) with a new client. Just easy, in every way. An absolute pleasure in fact. Already booked in for dinner next week.
Worked up quite the appetite - stopped off at Shake Shack on the way home ;D
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A regular client I only keep because he is a good payer but I grow tired of him and only waiting for a good excuse to sack him soon:
Arrived to my door saying very loud good morning, stepping into my apartment and looking at the bunch of flowers he has brought with him - I wasn’t going to buy you the flowers but I arrived early and Tesco is just around the corner……..
??? :FF
What am I supposed do with this info ?
It’s not very nice to say that to a woman, is it ? ::)
He’s been saying such things over the 7 years he sees me but I kept brushing it off .
Well not today >:D
I said it’s rude and I don’t want to hear anything like that in the future.
His face was like ::) he kept going on how beautiful the flowers were ( it was the cheapest bunch of tulips from Tesco ), and how much trouble he went through to buy them for me as he’s married and what is someone would see him buying them yada yada ..
I probably should be delighted and over the moon, in his mind .
Ffs , I don’t want his stupid flowers.
I just loathe the patronising way he treats me .
Just yuk altogether ( shudders).
Luckily I had someone lovely and easy after him , I enjoyed the booking and came home happy .
When regulars start treating you like a comfortable old, worn out slipper.....
No it's horrible, blinking cheapskate, playing you.
Wonder if he's thinking each visit, 'Wench, all I want is your everlasting gratitude for my great charitable, bountiful deeds!
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Third visit from a gorgeous young man: he's so beautiful the time flies!
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Semi regular client who usually gives me rough anal brought a strap-on and instructed me to fuck his arse like he does mine.
Guy lasted less than 30 seconds before begging me to stop with tears in his eyes.
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Semi regular client who usually gives me rough anal brought a strap-on and instructed me to fuck his arse like he does mine.
Guy lasted less than 30 seconds before begging me to stop with tears in his eyes.
Pmsl ;D
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A lovely regular who gave me a much needed orgasm after barely working the last 2 weeks due to kids and illness.
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A 2hr booking with a lovely second timer. He is very attractive to me so I had a great time, in fact the whole of yesterday was great, no complaints.
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Awful guy. Very big/fat unattractive indian man.
Seems very polite on phone. In booking kept asking for services that i do not offer he kept on and on begging saying please.
I was getting really angry inside. I said stop asking me it's not on. He still carried on saying just for me. I wanted to throw him out but in a hotel. He asked about 20 times.
After that ignored him every time he asked. Then near end kept asking where do i live and he thinks i am hot and just his type and wants to go out for dinner etc and spend whole day/ night together.
I said no not interested and i do not do that. He said go on on for me i really fancy you i can come to your home you will not regret it.
Had trouble getting him to leave had to ask 3 times when i just wanted to kick the shit out of him. Eventually got him out and he said call me soon at the door save my number!!!
He had no shame or any self knowledge that i would not be interested in him in any shape or form. Yuk.
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Eww EG sounds awful. Hope you blocked his ass and reported him for boundary pushing x
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Eww EG sounds awful. Hope you blocked his ass and reported him for boundary pushing x
Yep sure did leave him a report. I suppose these types of men turn up every now and again. Least i do not need to see him again.
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Yep sure did leave him a report. I suppose these types of men turn up every now and again. Least i do not need to see him again.
He sounds like an absolute nightmare! You did well to keep your composure.
I've had 2 lovely younger guys today, 1 at a time lol. Both friendly and polite and easy bookings.
Makes a nice change for me as the majority of my clients are older guys.
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Nice reg who sometimes wants things a little kinkier. I did tie and tease with edging, rode his face until I orgasmed (needed as I'm a moody bitch currently) and then let him finish.
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In my escort career in Edinburgh was a my best guest, his name: Luc9fer. During our two-hour meeting, we were like wild lovers to each other. I really enjoyed and loved my time with him. ;D :angel: >:D
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A returning guy, 4th time now. He's a swinger and wants to date me. He is a very sexy guy and I haven't said no but as yet no dates and well, dating is just that, take me out dude!
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A returning guy, 4th time now. He's a swinger and wants to date me. He is a very sexy guy and I haven't said no but as yet no dates and well, dating is just that, take me out dude!
He is just after free sex and likely wanting to take you to swingers parties as I assume he brought up the subject of him being a swinger?
That will benefit him much more than you as couples usually get in free where as single guys have to pay and also couples get way more action than single guys at parties as many of the guys in cples there seem to have the view 'well I'm not sharing my Mrs with you if you haven't brought one for me to play with' lol.
So basically you'll just be having lots of sex but not getting paid for it.
Hopefully I'm wrong and if you do get taken on some lovely 1 on 1 dates then enjoy!
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That's the thing FA. I'm not fucking for free so it's dates or nothing. He did bring it up on 2nd booking I think. I even said to him don't expect sex on the 1st date mate. Been there, done that and one reason I'm a sex worker is because I'm sick of civvy guys fucking me and fucking off. I did tell him I didn't think he was serious and actions not words.
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Glad it's not just me. Apart from the money, this is why I went into SW.
I'd rather be single than have the mental torture of feeling crap after they stop trying and disappear once they get what they want. SW has really changed my mindset of how civvy guys treat me. I'd love to fall in love with someone but I have such a low tolerance to bullshit now.
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I'd rather be single than have the mental torture of feeling crap after they stop trying and disappear once they get what they want. SW has really changed my mindset of how civvy guys treat me. I'd love to fall in love with someone but I have such a low tolerance to bullshit now.
Yes I feel the same way.
Fingers crossed that my suspicions of his motives turn out to be wrong though.
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Yes I feel the same way.
Fingers crossed that my suspicions of his motives turn out to be wrong though.
I'll keep my fingers crossed too but won't be holding my breath. One of my ex clients has hooked up with an escort and is blissfully happy. I'm really happy for him. If someone accepted me for who I am and how I keep a roof over my head but still loved me I'd be made up. I don't do dating sites so I guess a client turning lover is my only option. I can't not be honest with them. It's hard enough keeping my secret life from family and friends.
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World's oldest man, missionary. Was slow and pretty shit but I'm glad I made him happy.
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Old bloke, 62, fat. Cock stank of piss. Kept roughly forcing my legs apart and throwing me around, using his huge frame to prevent me from moving. I told him to stop forcing me, I didn't like it. Lasted 20 minutes. I was very cold with him. Shit kisser too.
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Had one last night after he left rang and wanted to come back and collect his condom so that he could dispose it off himself. I told him if he was ready to go through all the used condoms in the bin and see if he can tell which one is his then he is very much welcome back to pick it up 😂😂 he said oh may be not.
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Had one last night after he left rang and wanted to come back and collect his condom so that he could dispose it off himself. I told him if he was ready to go through all the used condoms in the bin and see if he can tell which one is his then he is very much welcome back to pick it up 😂😂 he said oh may be not.
Pmsl 😅😅
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Had one last night after he left rang and wanted to come back and collect his condom so that he could dispose it off himself. I told him if he was ready to go through all the used condoms in the bin and see if he can tell which one is his then he is very much welcome back to pick it up 😂😂 he said oh may be not.
Oh I wish someone would dare to ask me that! >:(
I would tell them I had already sold it on, but not to worry as my Sub' only wants to drink it.
Total lie of course 8)
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The one booking I had he was a very sexy hot guy ..
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A long booking. Couldn't manage penetrative sex and not long enough on the RO so I'm feeling a little frustrated.
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Throat fuck. I threw up! First time I've ever gagged so bad I vomited. Felt so ashamed.
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Got myself all dressed up and headed out the door to set off, then got a notification which was a message from him cancelling. :(
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Throat fuck. I threw up! First time I've ever gagged so bad I vomited. Felt so ashamed.
That sounds awful .. you shouldn't feel ashamed for being ill after having to do that on someone. :-X
Do hope your throats ok
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A standout recent booking a client came in, it was evident he was very very very nervous, I felt for him and tried to settle his nerves, we ended up talking through the whole booking as he was too nervous to do anything (I don’t want to go into details to why) I offered him a reduce rate but he insisted on paying the full amount and even tipped. Once he had settled, he actually had interesting conversation, it actually turned into a pleasant experience.
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Was with a regular client of many years. Booked me for 3 hours of tantric massage and sex, but came in 45 mins. Didn't know what to do for the rest of the session so we ended up drinking wine and eating ice cream while cuddling naked and talking about the movies we hate. I really enjoyed it. Left me a tip as well and said this was more fun than sex. I told him that he could book me just for cuddling if he wants to and he said he will ;D
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That sounds awful .. you shouldn't feel ashamed for being ill after having to do that on someone. :-X
Do hope your throats ok
Thank you. Yes, I am all good now.
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A lovely reg, always on time, always leaves on time. Always gives RO, he is just a lovely chap.
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Did he want that as the outcome? Some do hope you vom...it's a kink.
Yeah no need to be shamed it's natural.
It wasn't asked for but he said it was awesome. I feel bad because I've always had a great gag reflex.
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Lovely young Geordie lad with the softest, sexiest lilting accent ever.
Unfortunately, being fairly blind without my 'ready readers', I mixed up my travel sized bottles of liquid silk lube with dove shower cream :-\
It was bloody painful, but several pints of water and a glass of cystocalm later, I seem to have got away with it.
(My post-sex shower was slightly underwhelming though :)) ;D
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Unfortunate and funny story. I rented a flat from "xy" rental company. Today afternoon it I was a 1-hour booking. We were near the end , when off the bed broke beneath us. Fortunately, the guest had a sense of humor and a good laugh. He offered his help and I accepted. It took 15 minutes to fix the bed.
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Throat fuck. I threw up! First time I've ever gagged so bad I vomited. Felt so ashamed.
Oh no. This happened to me early on when I first started but I managed to hold the sick in my mouth with his cock too. I was mortified swallowing it back down whilst holding my hand between my mouth and his shaft to stop him pushing deeper I wondered if he knew he never said anything and I never but it was a lesson learned to not go out of my comfort zones
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Oh no. This happened to me early on when I first started but I managed to hold the sick in my mouth with his cock too. I was mortified swallowing it back down whilst holding my hand between my mouth and his shaft to stop him pushing deeper I wondered if he knew he never said anything and I never but it was a lesson learned to not go out of my comfort zones
Should you have to put yourself through that it's dreadful
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New guy booked an hour. Rather large chap. Small cock which kept going flaccid. Said he liked to give but after about 40 minutes was still lying there doing nothing. I suggested sex seeing as he was doing fuck all. Sucked him until I got it hard for the condom. Me 'how would you like it?' Him 'you on top' (in my head of course me on top you lazy twat). Tried climbing on top only for it to go limp again. Me 'sorry if I ride a semi condom is going to come off... trust me I know. We tried another position with better luck but he left disappointed when he couldn't finish.
Anyone else find the poor performers bloody hard work?
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If they keep going floppy I suggest a bj then finishing with a handjob
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If they keep going floppy I suggest a bj then finishing with a handjob
I'd literally had enough sucking a cock that kept going flaccid at this point haha because he was a lazy idiot.
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Yours sounds like super hard work then. I have guys who lose their erection during sex but most of them stay hard when I give them a bj and hand job. I usually alternative between the two without any problems.
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Not my last but mid 60s (I generally dislike this age group) he kept pushing my legs apart (which trust me were not closed). You could tell he watches a lot of porn but he's rubbing my mons pubic instead of my clit. Towards the end he says he loves giving oral but won't on me as I'm dirty (wtf prick) and he has to go and kiss his wife and grandchildren today. I did tell him off and said I did not appreciate this. His non performing cock meant he wasn't able to have sex for more than 20 odd seconds during which I led there silent as a fuck you. Had he not put in a booking request I'd have ended the booking.
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Good you let him struggle. Hideous creature. Never heard someone so rude.
This is why I see the under 30's and why I don't use the booking system. It ties your hands.
I didn't ask for it, he booked then sent it. I hate that. It really does make me feel like I have to be on my best behaviour. My heart sinks when they say they're in their 60s. I won't actively ban that age group as I have some loves regs in their 60s, but usually I block 98% of them.
I also had a request today, rather odd one but on googling him (he asked me to) he was 74 (I'm early 40s) and let's just say I did not agree with the 'hobby' I was reading about. Something that wealthy men with small cocks do to make them feel masculine. He said he had a lot of hate for it.... fucking good!
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I didn't ask for it, he booked then sent it. I hate that. It really does make me feel like I have to be on my best behaviour. My heart sinks when they say they're in their 60s. I won't actively ban that age group as I have some loves regs in their 60s, but usually I block 98% of them.
I also had a request today, rather odd one but on googling him (he asked me to) he was 74 (I'm early 40s) and let's just say I did not agree with the 'hobby' I was reading about. Something that wealthy men with small cocks do to make them feel masculine. He said he had a lot of hate for it.... fucking good!
Now I'm intrigued.... I just had an older 60s guy (dribbly cock, smells bad) who I let go after the last time contact me AGAIN today looking for a booking, I thought I had blocked the number tbh, I had no idea how he got through. He also likes some pornified stuff like spitting on your vag for no reason, I hate that SOOOOOO much.
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Now I'm intrigued.... I just had an older 60s guy (dribbly cock, smells bad) who I let go after the last time contact me AGAIN today looking for a booking, I thought I had blocked the number tbh, I had no idea how he got through. He also likes some pornified stuff like spitting on your vag for no reason, I hate that SOOOOOO much.
Oohh vile. Yeah I hate that too. PM me if you want me to tell you about Mr Old and his hobby lol
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Just had a nightmare booking, late twenties, fat, pretended he was a doctor (after I saw his long fingernails and how stupid he was, I really doubt he was an actual doctor, poor English). When he texted me initially I had a gut feeling not to see him but ended up seeing him, my bad :(
He was very brutal, sweaty AF, started licking my putting (was more biting than licking), I told him to stop and this idiot just rolled his eyes. The type of guy who wants to fuck you for the whole hour twice with almost no interruption (1min break lol) even when his cock doesn't get hard anymore. The guy kept saying "you see my stamina, you see my stamina, you like it baby? " :-X :-X :-X :-X At that point I was not even trying to act, I showed him how annoyed I was and was just laying there like a dead fish, silent and looking at the time.
There was 5 min left, he was still fucking me, I said let's stop now in a quite aggressive way but I couldn't handle it anymore.
Honestly I would normally never interrupt the intercourse if the guy hasn't finished (I even usually give a bit more time if they haven't finished but here he was an absolute nightmare.) :-X :'(
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New client, 30, nice chap. Interesting. Had a good session.
The one before that when I screened him I asked how old he was and he stared by saying he was born in... I said that's not what I asked lovely, how old? He said 53. I didn't quite believe him. As soon as he came through the door he was quite clearly not 53, more so 63. I fucking hate it when they deceive me. He behaved though so I guess that's something. Slightly odd though.
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The one before that when I screened him I asked how old he was and he stared by saying he was born in... I said that's not what I asked lovely, how old? He said 53. I didn't quite believe him. As soon as he came through the door he was quite clearly not 53, more so 63. I fucking hate it when they deceive me. He behaved though so I guess that's something. Slightly odd though.
Maybe he thought you wouldn't see him because of his age? My profile clearly states I prefer older men (my husband is 51 so age really isn't an issue for me) & guys in their 40s are like 'I am probably too old for you being 45' ::) I'm like no no, that's fine lol
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Maybe he thought you wouldn't see him because of his age? My profile clearly states I prefer older men (my husband is 51 so age really isn't an issue for me) & guys in their 40s are like 'I am probably too old for you being 45' ::) I'm like no no, that's fine lol
I do have an age limit and have it on my profile, but even if he was 63 he wouldn't have exceeded it. Had another one yesterday who said 57 then in the booking said 60. Fucks me off they lie. Just be honest with me. I'm honest with them. Everything on my profile is accurate apart from the postcode which is a few mins drive away.
Had one email recently and it said he was early 60s, checked his profile and 76... I have said many times on here I have more often than not had problems with guys 65+ treating me like meat. Give me a young un or someone my age any day. I do have some lovely older regs but 9 times out of 10 of I block someone of that age group the moment they leave the house it's because they've been entitled, pushy AND treated me like meat.
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I do have an age limit and have it on my profile, but even if he was 63 he wouldn't have exceeded it. Had another one yesterday who said 57 then in the booking said 60. Fucks me off they lie. Just be honest with me. I'm honest with them. Everything on my profile is accurate apart from the postcode which is a few mins drive away.
Had one email recently and it said he was early 60s, checked his profile and 76... I have said many times on here I have more often than not had problems with guys 65+ treating me like meat. Give me a young un or someone my age any day. I do have some lovely older regs but 9 times out of 10 of I block someone of that age group the moment they leave the house it's because they've been entitled, pushy AND treated me like meat.
I think we have established men don't usually read our profiles ::) Lying about their age just seems really trivial - MEN!!
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I think we have established men don't usually read our profiles ::) Lying about their age just seems really trivial - MEN!!
They sure don't. They'd be pissed if I wasn't honest about mine though. I'd love to say I'm in my 30s but I look my age
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Lovely gentlemen,pre-booked arrived on-time
He can definitely return :)
Now where are the rest like him ?
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Saw a guy recently seemed fairly nice. He had a shower came out started to massage him and massage his balls and the smell from his bum was bad and i could see there was bits left around area i thought this is a joke not paid no where near enough for this.
I told him and said your bum smells bad and i can see bits left behind which is not acceptable. I said lots of women put up with this and say nothing as embarrassing, i said i am telling you because you need to know not to visit other sex workers and think it's ok not to clean your entire area i said i do not understand how you might wash your penis but leave everything else in such a mess. He said sorry and i said he is not allowed to use one of my towels but gave him cleaning wipes to sort himself.
I said i am not here to babysit and tell men how to wash.
If he was not friendly i would have told him to leave. Lets just say obviously not that embarrassed as still managed to get it up and cum. He had a basic service after this and i told him he had made me feel awkward.
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Totally with you there EG. Un bloody believable. Great you didn't let him scumber your towels. Dogs lick their cock and ass and are cleaner than him.
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Totally with you there EG. Un bloody believable. Great you didn't let him scumber your towels. Dogs lick their cock and ass and are cleaner than him.
Yep salty there was no chance i am having all his shit over the towels they are not toilet paper you throw away. I feel smelly dirty ones now need to be told a lot more in bookings because how are they ever going to learn if we just put up with it say nothing and the next sex worker deals with it too.
My pets keep themselves cleaner then some of these men.
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;D EG!
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New client, which always makes e a little nervous. He was right on time, showered without being told to and despite taking a while, he didn't take the piss and try to overstay like I'd assumed he would as I waited. (I don't include their shower in their time, provided they don't take the mick.) Gave me lots of compliments, seemed very happy with how I looked from the things he said and even double-checked cim was okay before finishing. And as a bonus, I found him very attractive too.
Hope he comes back!
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I had a last min cancellation so accepted a 15 min booking as a one off plus the man seemed nice on the phone when he phoned to book.. I have never done a 15 min booking before so wanted to test the waters.. but safe to say after that experience it will be last time I ever agree to one
It was hard work I felt like he expected everything in that short time.. honestly every position possible banging me hard too.... it was coming up to 13 min mark and he asked me get on top again. I had to be firm and remind his 15 mins was neally up..
he then agreed we go back to oral on him with cim..he finished bang on the 17 mins.. of course by the time he got out the room it had been 30 mins.. if I haven’t been firm and told him I know he would have tried to stay for probably neally 1 hour
After the booking I felt like I been the gym I was sweating the lot. Never again.. to rushed for me.. i felt like he felt he had to pack as much as he can in the 15 mins.. it wasn’t nice and he was actually very demanding asking leave shoes on etc.. moving me around into every position imaginable . none of my 30 mins bookings demand like that..
Felt like I worked so hard in that 15 mins for less money than I would get normally get.. as they say you will never know what you like in life until you try.. (never again)
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Suited & booted chap I see every now and then, he's playful, polite and a bit hilarious.
15 minute jobbie no sex or bj he paid me extra 30 to lick inside my nostril for a second...he said, 'don't fear the tongue' which made me giggle. Then jerked himself off...in and down the stairs in 15 minutes flat.
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Petlover 29 that booking sounds horrendous.
That is another reason i have no interest in doing any quickies because some of these guys wants the same as a 30 min booking and are basically ripping you off. The way i look at it your providing the same service as a 30 min but just less money whether they leave a bit early or not.
If i was you i would do a report on him i think most women would want to avoid somebody like that.
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I don't offer fifteen mins on my profile but I have one regular who I offer this to as he doesn't last long and doesn't take the piss. A quick snog and blow job in about two mins then sex about a minute. He's literally done in five mins max most of the time then gets changed and gone.
One time we did go over but it was a one off.
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Biggest (fattest) guy I have ever seen as a SW.
Nice enough guy, but I struggled with various aspects because of his bulk.
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Find it a nightmare doing them when they are really obese just hard work and not fun at all , I had one who came to me twice ( will not entertain him again ) he were so fat , biggest punter I done too , I thought he break my bed with his bulk , booked for 2 hours and it seemed a eternity , i was so pleased when it ended , nice enough man but not what I want .
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The only 15 minute I ever did took umpteen texts when on his way, took his time kissing didn't want to move fast, afterwards I had to push him to the door at 25 minute point and he didn't want to stop kissing me. More texts afterwards two days later asked me on a date.
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My last booking was yesterday (and last ever I will do with him!!) was a man I have seen maybe 6 or 7 times over the last couple of years. Two hours of him throwing in sarcastic comments and little arrogant hints here and there
Too much vigorous penetration and fingering which I had to keep reminding him to ease off!
You know those clients who you think are bearable just every few months but keep telling yourself this is his last time with me? Then you see them again and sort of wish you hadn't answered the call?
Shame as he's very good looking (I know I know it doesn't really matter about the mantle piece etc. 😁)
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I thought he break my bed with his bulk , booked for 2 hours and it seemed a eternity , i was so pleased when it ended , nice enough man but not what I want .
I only entertain in my 'spare' front room, so no bed. But yes, I thought he was going to break the sofa when he knelt up on it.
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Lol what a horrid site to view 🤣
I only have a very small 1 bed flat so I have no choice than to use the bedroom which I hate some who come on going on the bed especially as I paid a lot for it .
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I have never done a 15 min booking before so wanted to test the waters.. but safe to say after that experience it will be last time I ever agree to one
Exactly why I stopped doing 15 mins. Most overstayed, most expected too much (oral, RO, sex in multiple positions) and most were just too much work.
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Early booking with a favourite regular.
Catch up and chat for most of his booking
Massage time spent him talking about his dogs !
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My last booking was a 30min one and when I started engaging the usual chit chat, the guy looked at me and said "I don't want to talk"
I was like OKKKKKKKKK
Was so awkward for me as I'm usually a chatterbox
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Damn, the only client who came today had his dick full of genital warts. As soon as I saw this (which I detected very quickly before engaging in any activities fortunately), I was so angry at him that I purposely made him feel like shit for having the audacity to come to see me with this as well as wasting my time (the guy became bright red of shame lol).
I'm really wondering how can people not be aware that they have obvious health issues down there and they even dare saying that it's nothing. I mean come on !!!!
Fortunately, this type of cases remains relatively rare but still when you get to see this in real life, it makes me reconsider the services I provide :( :(
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My last booking was a 30min one and when I started engaging the usual chit chat, the guy looked at me and said "I don't want to talk"
I was like OKKKKKKKKK
Was so awkward for me as I'm usually a chatterbox
That’s so rude!
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I don't usually post in this thread but my last booking was one of the best I've ever had! ;D
He was late 30's, so my age, so polite and respectful and we just clicked and hit it off immediately.
He was southern and I'm up north, so it's unlikely I'll see him again as he lives past London :'(
But what a brilliant booking ;D
I find all Southerners to be really nice. In fact, I think I like English southern men more than I do the Irish and the Irish are my favourite nation.
I don't get why the southerners have a bad rep for being unfriendly. This is so not true in my experience :) I find them to be more educated, friendly and polite than northerners and I'm northern myself.
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I don't usually post in this thread but my last booking was one of the best I've ever had! ;D
He was late 30's, so my age, so polite and respectful and we just clicked and hit it off immediately.
He was southern and I'm up north, so it's unlikely I'll see him again as he lives past London :'(
But what a brilliant booking ;D
I find all Southerners to be really nice. In fact, I think I like English southern men more than I do the Irish and the Irish are my favourite nation.
I don't get why the southerners have a bad rep for being unfriendly. This is so not true in my experience :) I find them to be more educated, friendly and polite than northerners and I'm northern myself.
Yep, I'm a Yorkshirewoman but lived in Herts for years, and escorted there 2014–2018 and most clients were lovely.
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Yep, I'm a Yorkshirewoman but lived in Herts for years, and escorted there 2014–2018 and most clients were lovely.
I think I'm moving down south :D
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My shitty 'luck' with 60+ yr olds.
Said he was 59 (on arrival clearly not - either that or bl00dy tough paper round). I would say at least 65.
On phone I told him to read my do's and dont's.
When we went to room he said he had read it.
Within 2 minutes this fat man is backing me into a corner and did 2 things I state as not to do.
I stopped him on both and reminded him I will ask him to leave if he breaks a don't again.
Flaccid micropenis ugh. I thought no way a condom is going on this.
RO and he bit me down there. I nearly hit the roof and didn't realise what he did at first.
He asked me lots of personal questions which I dodged.
He then admitted to booking me by deception as I had previously told him no via email.
Blocked him the second he left the door.
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My shitty 'luck' with 60+ yr olds.
Said he was 59 (on arrival clearly not - either that or bl00dy tough paper round). I would say at least 65.
On phone I told him to read my do's and dont's.
When we went to room he said he had read it.
Within 2 minutes this fat man is backing me into a corner and did 2 things I state as not to do.
I stopped him on both and reminded him I will ask him to leave if he breaks a don't again.
Flaccid micropenis ugh. I thought no way a condom is going on this.
RO and he bit me down there. I nearly hit the roof and didn't realise what he did at first.
He asked me lots of personal questions which I dodged.
He then admitted to booking me by deception as I had previously told him no via email.
Blocked him the second he left the door.
VIle man .
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My shitty 'luck' with 60+ yr olds.
Said he was 59 (on arrival clearly not - either that or bl00dy tough paper round). I would say at least 65.
On phone I told him to read my do's and dont's.
When we went to room he said he had read it.
Within 2 minutes this fat man is backing me into a corner and did 2 things I state as not to do.
I stopped him on both and reminded him I will ask him to leave if he breaks a don't again.
Flaccid micropenis ugh. I thought no way a condom is going on this.
RO and he bit me down there. I nearly hit the roof and didn't realise what he did at first.
He asked me lots of personal questions which I dodged.
He then admitted to booking me by deception as I had previously told him no via email.
Blocked him the second he left the door.
That's why I decided I won't see guys over 60 years old anymore, I just feel that they don't listen to the rules and tend to push boundaries (also tend to have more skin and health problems I don't want to deal with). Lastly, for some reasons I always find them not discreet at all when they arrive at my place.
A few weeks ago, I had a client coming (around 65 years old). Upon arrival, I give him the exact flat and street details and just let him know to give me a couple more minute to get ready before ringing the bell and this idiot, instead of waiting outside in the street, managed to come in "because someone came down and opened the door" so he said "I entered in the building and waiting you at the reception downstairs".
I was like what the hell ??!! I was so mad. I told him : "first of all there is no "reception" in my building, this is not a hotel, just a normal staircase and second of all my building is super quiet and that's not discreet at all to stay downstairs like that, I told you to wait outside so get out of here NOW and go back in the street and come back when I tell you I'm ready !!"
During the booking, the guy was hard work as well, the type of guy who tells you "my goal is to please you and I will only enjoy our session if I see you getting pleasure" :-X :-X :-X The guy left early lol
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Ana66 - I really feel like I should probably stop seeing guys this age bit I have had some nice (young) ones. Thing is they lie about their age and although I have got a limit on my profile, they still lie and tell me they're younger. I've said before you're not above my upper limit so why lie. Often they'll drop themselves in it and say they're 56 but in the booking talk about their 60th birthday party next month. I've had that a few times. Idiots.
I've just had so many that push boundaries. I'm early 40s and I really don't like seeing men that old, or old enough to be my dad.
You're right as well they seem to have skin and health problems often and yeah, not discreet at all. They wander around my street looking like they have dementia!
The majority of mid to late 60s get blocked. Very few actually return.
This guy said he'd seen EE girls and was not happy with them. I think it is how he treats women that is the problem. He definitely wasn't 59 so banning 60+ he'd have still have got an appt.
Really puts me in a bad mood.
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Ana66 - I really feel like I should probably stop seeing guys this age bit I have had some nice (young) ones. Thing is they lie about their age and although I have got a limit on my profile, they still lie and tell me they're younger. I've said before you're not above my upper limit so why lie. Often they'll drop themselves in it and say they're 56 but in the booking talk about their 60th birthday party next month. I've had that a few times. Idiots.
I've just had so many that push boundaries. I'm early 40s and I really don't like seeing men that old, or old enough to be my dad.
You're right as well they seem to have skin and health problems often and yeah, not discreet at all. They wander around my street looking like they have dementia!
The majority of mid to late 60s get blocked. Very few actually return.
This guy said he'd seen EE girls and was not happy with them. I think it is how he treats women that is the problem. He definitely wasn't 59 so banning 60+ he'd have still have got an appt.
Really puts me in a bad mood.
That's why I don't mention the age limit of people I see on my profile (I have both a lower and upper limit) so that when they text me, they have no reasons to lie about their age since it's not mentioned on my profile and in that case, I tell them "sorry I can't see you because of your age" or I simply ignore them (if they've already included their age in their introductory message).
I think you should do the same and not mention the age limit so it will get rid of a few of them
And yes completely agree on that as well, men who complain about some girls' attitude should sometimes really question themselves as well about their own attitude with the girl and be more aware that the problem actually comes from them (not always the girl's fault)
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That's a really good idea Ana66. I'm going to remove my age limit so they have no reason to lie, although got a Texter at the moment who in October said 42, February said 47 and today said 46 lol
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That's a really good idea Ana66. I'm going to remove my age limit so they have no reason to lie, although got a Texter at the moment who in October said 42, February said 47 and today said 46 lol
Good, I'm sure you will see a difference :)
And yes unfortunately, you will always get some people who lie about their age slightly but by removing the age limit from your profile, you will get rid of al least 80% of the undesired ones ;D
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That's a really good idea Ana66. I'm going to remove my age limit so they have no reason to lie, although got a Texter at the moment who in October said 42, February said 47 and today said 46 lol
I saw one the other day who claimed to be an age younger than me, whilst he was clearly several years older looking at his age and skin. I just don't know why they bother, I don't have an age limit at all.
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I saw one the other day who claimed to be an age younger than me, whilst he was clearly several years older looking at his age and skin. I just don't know why they bother, I don't have an age limit at all.
Thing is with me, 9 times out of 10 I don't enjoy 60+ yr olds. I don't lie about my age, I don't see why they should either. I look my age, no way I can get away with saying I look younger, and most blokes look their age too. Had one a few weeks ago who said 54, but was clearly 64 at least. I feel deceived when they do this and they'd sure complain if I deceived them in some way by not representing myself accurately on my profile.
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Thing is with me, 9 times out of 10 I don't enjoy 60+ yr olds. I don't lie about my age, I don't see why they should either. I look my age, no way I can get away with saying I look younger, and most blokes look their age too. Had one a few weeks ago who said 54, but was clearly 64 at least. I feel deceived when they do this and they'd sure complain if I deceived them in some way by not representing myself accurately on my profile.
It's one of the reasons I always ask for a chat on the phone - not that you can tell age by voice, but you can get some clues. Another giveaway can be if they say they don't use the internet.
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It's one of the reasons I always ask for a chat on the phone - not that you can tell age by voice, but you can get some clues. Another giveaway can be if they say they don't use the internet.
Yeah defo. I have quite a number in my phone with 'sounds old'. I do screen them more, such as asking for them to tell me something on my dont's list. I have said no to quite a few I've perceived as 'advanced in age' this last 2 weeks because they've failed my screening. With younger ones I wouldn't do this so much.
It's such a shame because I do have a few older and lovely regs. I'm wondering if I need a bit of therapy to get over it. I do genuinely love meeting people but my guard is up with olders, and as soon as they do 1 thing to piss me off that's it, my skin in crawling. I generally don't get that with 20s, 30s, 40s, 50s.
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I saw one the other day who claimed to be an age younger than me, whilst he was clearly several years older looking at his age and skin. I just don't know why they bother, I don't have an age limit at all.
True, some people lie, that's for sure, but I also feel that a lot of men look older than their actual age sometimes.
It's really astonishing sometimes when people look so old when they are actually not that old, probably depending on their daily habits (smoking, drinking, exercising and how well groomed they are) and on the other way round, some people are old but look very young
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I had one young guy call me and he sounded under age so I thought it was a time waster and told him to put a booking through on AW if he wanted to meet.
It turns out he was genuine , only 19 but sounded like a boy. I'm in my mid twenties and now thinking of seeing guys of maybe 24 and older.
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A client canceled an advance booking. Not only he gave me plenty of notice but even asked if he owes me anything.
I couldn't believe my eyes. :o Hope he rebooks. What a gem.
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Fun booking with a lovely regular - a great start to the week! :D
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Visited a client easily in his 70's that I have known - albeit only every couple of years or so ;D - for over a decade now.
The number of times he shoehorned into our chat just how old I must be was laughable:
So when am I going to retire? How he prefers older Escorts of a similar age bracket to himself (who's he kidding?) how dry I am down there, is it the menopause? No actually, I find you and your ageist mysogyny as appealing as woodlice, so fuck your manky finger off there then >:()
How I have stayed slim which is rare because "most older women put weight on as they age"
I swear to God there was a dozen more negging ittle digs like that - each one I gave a quick fire response:
"I will retire when I cease to earn a regular 4 figure weekly sum from young studs in their 20's *Bill "😛
*Not his real name*
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I had one young guy call me and he sounded under age so I thought it was a time waster and told him to put a booking through on AW if he wanted to meet.
But do clients have to provide ID to prove their age to sign up to AW?
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But do clients have to provide ID to prove their age to sign up to AW?
No they don't have to provide proof of I.D when signing up to AW.
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Over 65
Only booked 30 mins but tired to push boundaries wasn’t happy when I told him no fingers (I have it on my profile I don’t do finger play)
Then 5 mins left of the booking he didn’t want to finish he wanted a diff position. I had to be firm and tell him you only booked 30 minutes so we have to finish soon.. if I didn’t say anything I no he would have been in the room hours if I let him.
At the end he was bitching saying he needs to feel the girl get pleasure and bitching about other escorts saying most are to mechanical.. (yawn) it’s our job what does he expect in a 30 min booking
Then as he was leaving 5 mins over his booking.. he told me he has a spreadsheet where he rates the ladies for body attitude etc (wtf) ..he told me he is going make me sweat and then text me my results.. as if I give a monkeys what he thinks of me.. like I will loose sleep over his opinion ha
He probably only likes the ladies he can boundary push and take the piss with.. which won’t be many hence why hasn’t found the right one yet.
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Then he told me he has a spreadsheet where he rates the ladies for body attitude etc (wtf) ..he told me he is going make me sweat and then text me my results
Be sure to text him his own results back if he does :D
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Pet lover, that's why I generally dislike seeing men in that age bracket for exactly those same reasons. Sounds awful.
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My last one was a very lovely chap I've seen twice before, body builder, so polite, great cock, loved our session. Perfect client.
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Ha ha
He just sent me a text saying he has good news would I like to know my results.. I’m not even replying..
I know what you mean with the over 65s when I think about it most have been very hard work for me to deal with.
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Ha ha
He just sent me a text saying he has good news would I like to know my results.. I’m not even replying..
I know what you mean with the over 65s when I think about it most have been very hard work for me to deal with.
Seriously? He was serious?? Totally ignore haha
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Just had a random booking with an older gentleman. 30 minutes and he made sure it lasted to the final second where he faked it. No fluids nothing just a very loud almost porn style noise ??? I've had client's that haven't climaxed at all before but they haven't faked it. Is this a new trend amongst the older gentleman who want to ensure they get their monies worth - who knows lol!
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Just had a random booking with an older gentleman. 30 minutes and he made sure it lasted to the final second where he faked it. No fluids nothing just a very loud almost porn style noise ??? I've had client's that haven't climaxed at all before but they haven't faked it. Is this a new trend amongst the older gentleman who want to ensure they get their monies worth - who knows lol!
An older client of mine had his prostate removed due to cancer which means that when he climaxes, he no longer produces any ejaculate.
Another client of mine told me that he had not enjoyed his bookings with the few escorts he saw prior to meeting me, he just wasn’t attracted to them and couldn’t get into the sex. Not wanting to upset them, hurt their feelings or make them feel undesirable (his words, not mine), he faked it with them.
It might be either of these things or something else completely. So long as your client was happy with his time session with you, does it really matter?
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An older client of mine had his prostate removed due to cancer which means that when he climaxes, he no longer produces any ejaculate.
Another client of mine told me that he had not enjoyed his bookings with the few escorts he saw prior to meeting me, he just wasn’t attracted to them and couldn’t get into the sex. Not wanting to upset them, hurt their feelings or make them feel undesirable (his words, not mine), he faked it with them.
It might be either of these things or something else completely. So long as your client was happy with his time session with you, does it really matter?
I must have done something right as I seen him again this morning.
The same thing happened again, I'm hoping it is the former on your post. I'm thinking it might be time thing tho as he keeps his watch positioned so he can see it at all times, turns up early and is out a few minutes past time.
He's already booked for next week I'll lightly enquire in the next booking and update when I find out more.
Thanks for your reply :)
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Very young (<23 yo) dude who seemed super checked out during the actual act and fiddled with his phone with zero attempt at conversation during downtime. As someone who actively prefers my clients chattier, that was awkward as shit. Augh.
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Just had a random booking with an older gentleman. 30 minutes and he made sure it lasted to the final second where he faked it. No fluids nothing just a very loud almost porn style noise ??? I've had client's that haven't climaxed at all before but they haven't faked it. Is this a new trend amongst the older gentleman who want to ensure they get their monies worth - who knows lol!
I've had a few older ones who don't produce any semen even when they climax.
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One who had bad breathe.. he was wanting full on tounge deep French kissing and cuddling even though he was sweating (in this heat) .. basically wanting to snog my face off for most of the 30 mins.. he wanted to book a hour (thank goodness I said To him I only do 30 minutes with new clients ) .. no way I could have put up with that for a full hour..i don’t mind French kissing if someone oral hygiene is good.. but bad breathe yuk..
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A repeat booking with a nice young chap, mid 30s. This morning decided to give a chance to someone with 2 no show reports from 2021. He showed, on time, nice, good looking. I wouldn't usually but he has tried me a few times in the last 2 weeks, it was 30 mins and esrlish in the morning when I had nothing else on, so took a chance on him. Glad I did.
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Him (standing in front of me in shorts, t shirt and socks): I'd like you to undress me as slowly and sensually as possible using as many parts of your body as you'd like
Me: That'll be with my hands then
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Him (standing in front of me in shorts, t shirt and socks): I'd like you to undress me as slowly and sensually as possible using as many parts of your body as you'd like
Me: That'll be with my hands then
;D ;D ;D ;D
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I had one yesterday for 2 hours and all he wanted me to do was spit on his dick and chit chat, every time I spat on his bits he transferred me between £100-£200 and in total I got £1130!! That’s the most iv ever made in such a short amount of time, I couldn’t believe it!
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I had one yesterday for 2 hours and all he wanted me to do was spit on his dick and chit chat, every time I spat on his bits he transferred me between £100-£200 and in total I got £1130!! That’s the most iv ever made in such a short amount of time, I couldn’t believe it!
Bookings like that make the job so much easier 😊
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Pass him my way hehe
Yeah it’s always nice when you get good ones
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A reg who wanted pretend I was his wife and we was on a honeymoon .. I did find him a very intense person.. he started asking to many personal questions as time went on but he wasn’t a bad man.
Anyway The last time he seen me at the end of the booking as he was getting ready to leave 15 mins over the booking time we was taking about food.. I told him my fav food was lasagne , Although I can’t eat it as it gives me the squits.. (which is true ha)well once I said that he looked at me in total horror..safe to say he not booked me since (oh well) lesson learned to never be to honest about certain situations.
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Hahah oh no way! 😆 I guess no matter how friendly we think we’ve got with them some topics can’t be ventured. Maybe it was a blessing if he was overstaying his time
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My last client was a guy who's been trying to see me for a while. Finally we managed to and he was so hot >:D haha. X
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I had an outcall to Preston with a newbie & he was absolutely lovely! Really passionate, didn't push boundaries - A great meet!
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A nice older gent who I’ve seen once before, a relief after some of the clients I’ve seen recently.
Also he is the dead spit of Jeremy Corbyn which I didn’t notice so much last time, he’s got more of a beard now. I maybe made the mistake of telling him this and he said he didn’t know whether to take it as a compliment or not.
But it kept making me want to giggle and I nearly called him Jeremy or Jezza 🙂
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Outcall to a new client who was nice, respectful and complimentary about my talents. ;) He was nervous and shy at first, but seemed to relax and enjoy himself a lot as the booking progressed, which is always great to experience. :)
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Outcall to a new client who was nice, respectful and complimentary about my talents. ;) He was nervous and shy at first, but seemed to relax and enjoy himself a lot as the booking progressed, which is always great to experience. :)
Some shy newbie types are the best bookings in my opinion not too many expectations. I find them easier to relate to.
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Long relaxed booking, I went prepared there was not any pressure and he made moves for me to move within time. Has made more bookings and paid towards them.
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Had a lovely new one my type over 6ft 3 beefy , really handsome , and he made me feel like he was my lover , such a gorgeous man so much nicer than the rest I usually see , hoping to see him again.
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Outcall to business man who,'s been trying to book since Jan. Paid for 2 hours. In and out in 1. Tall handsome big Willie and most time was spent giving him a massage . Lovely.
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Had an overexcited man who almost came in my eye, but he was very apologetic about it. That's something I suppose.
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A nice reg. Nice orgasm. Nice doggy. Nice chat.
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A reg who is generally a nice guy but despite spending a while in the shower still had smelly armpits, clearly hadn't pulled his foreskin back as when I did was hit with the smell of piss, dodged the mouthwash so was not minty fresh but still huffed and puffed all over me and his hair looks and smells like it's not been washed in a while. I'm left thinking WTF was he actually doing whilst in the shower!?
There is no wonder some of these guys have to pay for it!
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A reg who is generally a nice guy but despite spending a while in the shower still had smelly armpits, clearly hadn't pulled his foreskin back as when I did was hit with the smell of piss, dodged the mouthwash so was not minty fresh but still huffed and puffed all over me and his hair looks and smells like it's not been washed in a while. I'm left thinking WTF was he actually doing whilst in the shower!?
There is no wonder some of these guys have to pay for it!
I think a lot of these men need to go on a course on how to wash properly and how to make themselves more inviting by using deodrant, spraying some man fragrence on themselves. I think all my clients i have ever seen less then 5% even use men's fragrence. Zero effort made.
Why don't they want to smell nice? I love smelling nice and make sure i use deodrant, nice body spray and perfume and i like to spray my clothes and bed sheets and that happens when i am not working too just on days off.
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I think a lot of these men need to go on a course on how to wash properly and how to make themselves more inviting by using deodrant, spraying some man fragrence on themselves. I think all my clients i have ever seen less then 5% even use men's fragrence. Zero effort made.
Why don't they want to smell nice? I love smelling nice and make sure i use deodrant, nice body spray and perfume and i like to spray my clothes and bed sheets and that happens when i am not working too just on days off.
I 100% agree EG, I think many of them genuinely think a rinse under plain water is enough, pretty sure he didn't apply the shower gel provided as there was no fresh, clean smell to him anywhere.
I provide all the male toiletries needed, and they're openly on display, to ensure they come out smelling fresh so why the hell are so many of them reluctant to use them!?
You'd think it would be common sense that they will be more appealing to us smelling good so enjoy a better service, possibly common sense flies out of the window when their little brain takes over.
I too love to smell fresh and lovely like you EG and am often complimented on it so why do they think we deserve any less from them?
Maybe I'll have to be less subtle in future but really, you'd hope full grown men wouldn't need telling in such an intimate situation.
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I earlier on today saw a guy I have met twice before , his clean , a respectable businessman , and he always gives me a big tip , wish they all was like him , makes it so much better doing this kind of work when you get the best and nicest generous ones than them ones who do not want to spend a penny more and take the piss .
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I like when they arrive smelling fresh and nice aftershave on ,
I can't stand the stinky ones , or having sweaty smelling pubes in my face unwashed when doing bjs , like one the other day , I used date a punter a few years back , I had to tell him wash his arse , a grown man not even know how clean himself yet he did nothing cheap , branded clothes , nice car ect but not best with cleanliness.
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New client who made almost all first timer mistakes when booking and it was only my reading him reasonably well which saved the day. He was okay in a hard work but failing upwards kind of way so he was easily manageable. I was left thinking afterwords he had some worldview and therapy issues he needed to sort out including a tendency towards depression. I've easily had worse clients than him but sheesh.
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Texted him when he was late because I had somebody else wanting to come, rang me from just outside the tube station (fine), made his way to my street and rang me again for directions (fine) and then asked where there was a cashpoint (ffs), eventually went to cashpoint and arrived ten minutes late into a half hour booking.
Immediately asked to use the toilet and then came out and said he needed to make a work phone call but there was no signal in my flat (bollocks). Told him fine but he had to pay for his booking first and he actually argued with me, so sat on floor in front of the door until he until he stopped pissing about and coughed up half the fee with the rest when he came back.
Went back out and made phone call or whatever, came back and paid the other half, rest of booking uneventful. Saved in my phone as 'good luck with the real world mate'.
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Texted him when he was late because I had somebody else wanting to come, rang me from just outside the tube station (fine), made his way to my street and rang me again for directions (fine) and then asked where there was a cashpoint (ffs), eventually went to cashpoint and arrived ten minutes late into a half hour booking.
Immediately asked to use the toilet and then came out and said he needed to make a work phone call but there was no signal in my flat (bollocks). Told him fine but he had to pay for his booking first and he actually argued with me, so sat on floor in front of the door until he until he stopped pissing about and coughed up half the fee with the rest when he came back.
Went back out and made phone call or whatever, came back and paid the other half, rest of booking uneventful. Saved in my phone as 'good luck with the real world mate'.
Good on you for doing that. I too have done that exact thing and demanded half the money. These twats that think it's fine to turn up late and try to leave with no payment are so stupid and disrespectful.
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Good on you for doing that. I too have done that exact thing and demanded half the money. These twats that think it's fine to turn up late and try to leave with no payment are so stupid and disrespectful.
Well to be fair he was genuine and pleasant enough, just as dumb as a rock. The actual shagging and whatnot was fine.
I can't reasonably expect them to be familiar with toilet wankers and the like, but they should surely know that you can't make an appointment with somebody, turn up, go for a piss and then fuck off again leaving them with no way of knowing whether you're coming back, and he'd messed me about enough already.
Likewise with latecomers who expect to get their full time or pay less if they don't; if I book an hour with my PT at one o'clock and I don't turn up until ten past, I still have to pay for it and I'll still be out again at two o'clock sharp because the universe does not revolve around me. I have a very special tone reserved just for people who rock up late and then say things like 'oh I'm a bit pushed now, can we just make it forty five minutes?' :D
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I can't reasonably expect them to be familiar with toilet wankers and the like
I've never had one turn up and hide in the bathroom before disappearing. I have had one or two I felt spent a little too long in there though. I have always wondered if they wanked off before they continued with the rest of their visit.
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Well to be fair he was genuine and pleasant enough, just as dumb as a rock. The actual shagging and whatnot was fine.
I can't reasonably expect them to be familiar with toilet wankers and the like, but they should surely know that you can't make an appointment with somebody, turn up, go for a piss and then fuck off again leaving them with no way of knowing whether you're coming back, and he'd messed me about enough already.
Likewise with latecomers who expect to get their full time or pay less if they don't; if I book an hour with my PT at one o'clock and I don't turn up until ten past, I still have to pay for it and I'll still be out again at two o'clock sharp because the universe does not revolve around me. I have a very special tone reserved just for people who rock up late and then say things like 'oh I'm a bit pushed now, can we just make it forty five minutes?' :D
It infuriates me when they behave like this because they would not do this if they had a physio appointment for example.
The chances are the knob would not have come back so least you stood your ground.
Out of curiosity what would you have said if he just said changed my mind too nervous or not what i was expecting? I think unless a bait and switch they should still pay 50% cancellation fee as we lose other work and spend time getting ready.
One client years ago who made out he was too nervous with me but kept me talking asking this and that i knew he was just a look and go and looked like he was erect i demanded cancel fee made him show me all his pockets and he had no money with him. He then said he had a bit in his car after a argument i followed him to his car and got 20 pounds the only money he had for cancellation fee. Found out he did this previously to 4 other women. He drove off red faced and shaking when he left serves him right.
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I've never had one turn up and hide in the bathroom before disappearing. I have had one or two I felt spent a little too long in there though. I have always wondered if they wanked off before they continued with the rest of their visit.
I've had them turn up and straight away ask to use the bathroom. Now if they were the age of my grandad with prostate issues might be understandable but these are younger guys who haven't travelled that far.
I ask for the fee straight up and make it clear no bathroom before cash.
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Out of curiosity what would you have said if he just said changed my mind too nervous or not what i was expecting? I think unless a bait and switch they should still pay 50% cancellation fee as we lose other work and spend time getting ready.
It's never really happened, to be honest The tiny handful who bottle it have always paid up of their own volition and it's usually already into the booking anyway. I've offered some money back a few times when it's literally been less than five minutes and everybody still has their clothes on, but then I'm very fortunate in that I can normally get another one over in ten-fifteen minutes thanks to my location, so it's win win :D
I've had two, maybe three look and gos that I remember in the whole time I've been working*, both were years ago and I don't think either of those were malicious or preplanned (although one claimed I didn't look like my photos which is one thing I really can't be accused of, so possibly). I still don't believe the numpty the other day had any ill intentions, I think he was just naive and not very bright. Unfortunately it was the end of the week though and I hate finishing on a shit one when I'm not back until Tuesday.
*That's not including Ireland, obviously but even there I didn't get many ::) ;D
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Not my last but a 'newbie'. First he sends an unsolicited booking request without checking I was free. I email back, decline the booking and say I'm not free at that time (I was going to get meds from pharmacy) and that he had to phone for appts first as I'm selective. He phones at the time of the original (unsolicited) booking but I'm in the middle of asda and not willing to talk. He them texts something about chatting. Ignored.
Later he does phone, he passes screening (which amazes me). Says he's 56. He turns up, clearly 66.... so I'm massively pissed off as I hate them lying about their ages to see me. He's pushy, rough, bites my clit, pulling me around, towards him etc. I tell him off loads of times. He says I'm delightful and he wants to see me again (are you fuck mate). Makes a comment on me not being slim (I'm an 8-10 and gym fit). Will not be seeing him again. Always the old ones for me who are boundary pushers and entitled.
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So, yesterday I get the 'Can I cum as many times as I want in the hour?' text.
Id normally say, no, but its been quiet so I say yes.
He gets here. Not bad looking. Clean. But uber boring. No chemistry at the 'chat and business' stage.
I get to my knees and the first one is done in 5 minutes.
He then tells me he only wants oral. Oh no.
I spend the next 45 minutes wanking and sucking a floppy todger, that cums another three times!
I was totally exhausted with a dead arm and lock jaw.
At one point i thought he was snoring, but it turned out to be him groaning.
Never again!
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My last 2 bookings today :FF :FF
1. Have seen twice before, nice enough v fit bloke but always in a hurry. Today he asked for a short notice booking and when I said I was out but could get back to the hotel and be ready for him in 30 mins said "You're killing me but ok, 2.20 it is"
Then as it's been a slow day I caved in and agreed to his request for a 15 minute £50 booking which I've never done before but hey ho.
Next he called to say the cashpoint machine wasn't working and could he do bank transfer, to which I said it was cash or nothing. He called a few mins later saying the other machine also not working so I suggested he try the one that's just 1/4 mile away from me. 2 mins after that he rang to say would I just accept bank transfer as he was running out of time and had to be at work at 3pm, to which I said he would not be getting a booking today then.
2. Being showered and dressed and ready for action, I then accepted a short notice 30 minute booking from someone I'd not met before but sounded fine. Not local to the area so I sent details inc where to park and asked him to text me from there once parked. Bang on time he called me so I said I would text him the room directions (cut and pasted) and was waiting by my door for him. It's a 30 second walk from the car park.
After 5 mins no sign of him so I called, no answer. Another few mins and I texted and called - still no answer. 8 mins after saying he was here he appeared from the wrong corner of the hotel courtyard and rushed in past me up the stairs to my room, saying it wasn't easy to find. (No-one else has ever found it a problem)
I had to run up the stairs to keep up and he was pacing around the room looking intently at my work area by the bed - condoms, lube, toys etc - and at the cupboards and all round the room. Made me feel he was really casing the room but I did my brightest customer service smile and said I'd just need him to make the payment and then if he didn't need a shower he'd just need to wash his hands and then we could enjoy ourselves.
At this he threw himself on the bed, rolled his eyes and asked if he could have just 15 mins instead. I said no, he'd booked 30 mins and that's why I'd sent him a confirmation text. He rolled his eyes again like some surly 13 year old, got back off the bed and flounced down the stairs saying "Forget it then, I'm off" and slammed the door as he went out. Reported and blocked.
It was only when logging onto CE to report him that I spotted my wifI connection had been down when he called and he had 2 warnings for aggressive behaviour and price haggling
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Finally a booking after an 11 day drought with nowt but TWs. It was all going fine, he seemed ok if very OTT with the compliments. Then he spoiled it by lifting up my panties to take a peek (I do topless only) I told him off then and again at the end as it came up, but it soured the atmosphere for me and made me irritated with him as he knew what he was doing.
Why do they have to do things like that and boundary push, especially disappointing when they are otherwise nice and respectful up to that point 😠
Still at least he left 30 minutes into an hour booking.
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Finally a booking after an 11 day drought with nowt but TWs. It was all going fine, he seemed ok if very OTT with the compliments. Then he spoiled it by lifting up my panties to take a peek (I do topless only) I told him off then and again at the end as it came up, but it soured the atmosphere for me and made me irritated with him as he knew what he was doing.
Why do they have to do things like that and boundary push, especially disappointing when they are otherwise nice and respectful up to that point 😠
So he touched you around your vagina without permission and you only offer happy ending massage. That is disgusting bordering on criminal. They should book a full sex worker if they want extra things.
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Another of those who's number shows full details and various comments in my phone, but I couldn't pick them out in a police line up if my life depended on it (not a great advantage in this gig :-\)
But as I entered his house it all came back to me. A sweet enough guy of almost zero dialogue, yet no trouble at all (and I don't even need to undress whatsoever, yay!)
But.. he lives in utter squalor. Feel a bit mean saying so, but am shocked how anyone could live that way. Young guy, seems to be perfectly healthy with no issues. Not physically anyway.
I would honestly choose his booking over a scrupulously clean and tidy young guy from the week before (demanding, annoying, has pestered me ever since..)
I get these types sometimes.
One lad's bedroom floor was littered with (amongst other detritus) used condoms.
I asked if he used them for wanking?
No, they were from previous Outcall bookings :-X
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Oh Phoenix, that is awful. :'( :FF
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So he touched you around your vagina without permission and you only offer happy ending massage. That is disgusting bordering on criminal. They should book a full sex worker if they want extra things.
Yes the more I think about it the more annoyed I feel. He didn’t touch as such but lifted the panties so he could see a bit, which is still not on. When I look back now the niceness and OTT compliments seem really fake, putting me off balance, maybe all leading up to the point where he felt entitled to do that.
And I just realised he didn’t even say sorry, instead coming out with something like ‘but the good thing is you were firm with me/put a stop to it’ to which I responded ‘I shouldn’t have to’ and told him in no uncertain terms if he’d tried it again I would have kicked him out. He really didn’t seem bothered.
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Yes the more I think about it the more annoyed I feel. He didn’t touch as such but lifted the panties so he could see a bit, which is still not on. When I look back now the niceness and OTT compliments seem really fake, putting me off balance, maybe all leading up to the point where he felt entitled to do that.
And I just realised he didn’t even say sorry, instead coming out with something like ‘but the good thing is you were firm with me/put a stop to it’ to which I responded ‘I shouldn’t have to’ and told him in no uncertain terms if he’d tried it again I would have kicked him out. He really didn’t seem bothered.
Unfortnately they will not be bothered as they think you should accept there behaviour, all part of the job. It's just one of life's piss takers Unfortnately.
What you could do next time is tell the men the rules after they have paid up if they take the piss like he did you could say something like you know the rules and what i do not allow and you did that without my consent which can be considered a sexual assault then see what they say to that!
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Unfortnately they will not be bothered as they think you should accept there behaviour, all part of the job. It's just one of life's piss takers Unfortnately.
What you could do next time is tell the men the rules after they have paid up if they take the piss like he did you could say something like you know the rules and what i do not allow and you did that without my consent which can be considered a sexual assault then see what they say to that!
I actually usually remind them of what I offer in the booking phone call or ask them if they understand what I offer and this time I did it at the start of the booking.
So he had no excuses and the boundary pushing was clearly deliberate. I did give him a bit of an earful before he left!
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Saw someone recently he came in saying not done this before or only once years ago. He said he was nervous he was chatty but not what i would describe as friendly, seemed a bit arrogant. He was very theatrical explains his job he was a actor obviously not a great one and very big headed.
He was struggling to keep an erection and i was trying my best with different thing's, he started to get frustrated got up throwing his toys out the pram and slaming his belongings about getting very moody saying thing's like "well that was money down the drain" then saying " sorry not your fault you tried" then " what a joke, this money should have been spent on my kids trainers and not on this" then saying another dig " well least you got your money good pay day for you"
So that was the last straw i said sorry it never worked for you but i tried my best and i worked for my money thank you very much and it's not my fault you spent money on something you probably should not have.
If i had not been in a hotel and in a flat and not wanted to cause a scene i would have said don't blame fucking women for your erection problems and nerves, and for the record having to put up with your baby tantrums i should have been paid double then i would have got the rest of his things and thrown them out the door and pushed him out. This is how i used to deal with men in the past when they got angry over there own issues. Being in hotels with reception down stairs and maids in corridors makes me hold my tongue as so easy for them to kick off and expose you.
Thankfully them not getting it up or ejaculating does not happen that often and the ones it does majority accept it and do not try to guilt trip you.
A bad workman always blames his tools like this stupid fool.
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Bloody hell EG! :o
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What a horrible experience for you EG having to deal with that complete knobhead.
The nerve of him trying to guilt trip you into giving him money back! Good on you for standing your ground.
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I know ladies. These men are angry with themselves as they got no end result and feel inadequate in there performance or lack of it so try to turn it on to us so we feel bad but i won't as i did my job and was entiltled to the money. If it was my last day in the hotel i think i would have said grow up you big baby and stop turning your failures and guilt on to me and if i would have known you was a man baby i would not have booked you in. Hahaha
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Sorry to hear about your experience EG what a horror of a client. Hope you get some nice ones soon to help you banish him to to the background.
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After two nice bookings this week of course one of those grin and bear it ones today. Older guy, looked much older than he said he was. Dreadful kisser. One of those who instead of communicating what he wanted attempted to push and pull me around like a doll and told him several times not to do so. Just aching from that and during the booking was just willing it to be over!
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After two nice bookings this week of course one of those grin and bear it ones today. Older guy, looked much older than he said he was. Dreadful kisser. One of those who instead of communicating what he wanted attempted to push and pull me around like a doll and told him several times not to do so. Just aching from that and during the booking was just willing it to be over!
Had one like that 2 weeks ago. Said 56, clearly 66, pulling and grabbing me. Passive aggressive comments on my size 8-10 body not being slim enough.
Hope you're ok xx
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My last booking ended with me sewing a button on my client's jacket lol......I haven't sewn anything in over 20 years lol he was lucky I had swiped a sewing kit from a hotel!
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My last booking ended with me sewing a button on my client's jacket lol......I haven't sewn anything in over 20 years lol he was lucky I had swiped a sewing kit from a hotel!
that is the ultimate gf experience he received. 😂
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My last booking ended with me sewing a button on my client's jacket lol......I haven't sewn anything in over 20 years lol he was lucky I had swiped a sewing kit from a hotel!
That is providing full service!
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One I had to cut short/gave some money back from 1hr to 30 mins
He was a new client told me he was vanilla on text only wanted a strip tease etc, I now know when they tell you there just vanilla they really mean there hard work and very demanding.
This new Client I just really didn’t click with him. As Soon as he walked in no eye contact with me or any pleasantries to start the booking off. He put the money on the table for the hour and told me he wanted to see my body as after all he is paying to do what he wants (wtf) As soon as he said that I knew he was going to be a hard booking.
He kept ordering me around stand up shoes on shoes off, bend this way bend that way, he wanted me to crunch so he could see if I had abs. He wanted to see if I really Go to the gym. then when I was kissing him he would snap enough of that and demanding strip tease. As I did strip tease 20 secs later he was demanding other things. He was mentally exhausting for me. He kept saying to me what can we do next but everything I suggested he didn’t want to do. He wanted everything fast paced to squeeze as much as he could out of me.. I did 2 outfit changes for him and 2 role plays for him.. He told me cums fast but wanted to last the full hour.. no way I could have done a full hour with someone who was ordering me about like I was an object .. I have it on my profile I don’t see demanding clients
Anyway once it got to 30 mins I said should we call it 30 mins and I will give you half the money back.. he agreed and he finished off. I just couldn’t bare another min of that. I feel he thought as he booked a hour and in his eyes spent alot of money, he felt he could do whatever he liked.
Every now and then these type pop up. They make me appreciate my regs more who don’t treat me like an object.
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Last meeting was great! He was 100% my type, great kisser, firm hands, ticked every box possible - So nice to have someone you just click with
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A nice young reg. Top bloke. Makes me smile. Fantastic end to a really busy week and had some amazing meets this week.
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Just smooth from start to finish, first time for him at my accommodation. I know what he likes, so I did my thing. He always asks for something when making the booking, always declines when I offer it!
He went away happy, I felt happy and relaxed.
Prior to the appointment I also got a few snaps and video for content sales.
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It’s good when you get clients you click with, makes the job so much easier
The one I wrote about has just text me saying before he books again he needs to know how many times I get checked out for S.T.I checks, they always oddballs when they ask stuff like this) it’s
On my profile regarding all the information with the stupid question he asked.
I text him back saying I wasn’t the right service provider for him. Most people would realise if someone cut a booking short and gave money back they don’t want to see you again.
Not this one.. pass my the wine ha.
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Last nights booking was with a regular, booked for 5pm but didn't get the room number until 5:45 (He booked for 3 hours), going into it & it was like he was deep diving for the last pringle (but only using one finger!) Had to tell him no less than 3 times to not be so rough (I have never had to do that with him before) - Luckily he oly managed to finish the once & I left bang on 8pm
It's funny how decent regulars can suddenly change & really out you off seeing them again
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It's funny how decent regulars can suddenly change & really out you off seeing them again
I’m starting find my regulars are getting a little too comfortable. I had one today,who normally books a week in advanced, and sees me every two weeks, change and then cancel two appointments this month. It’s completely put me off him.
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I’m starting find my regulars are getting a little too comfortable. I had one today,who normally books a week in advanced, and sees me every two weeks, change and then cancel two appointments this month. It’s completely put me off him.
I wonder if they think we will change our diary or ways of working because they are a regular - Or maybe there is something in the water!
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Last night was was hard work and kinda awful.
A new regular. Alright lad, nice enough. However is a coke user. Normally manage it no major issues in and out in 30 minutes. 30 minutes comes and goes. More money for more time. Another 30 minutes. My jaw is killing the coke penis is like marshmallow flump And the thought of it mashing about in my mouth was seriously off putting and making me gag but not as much as him dead eye leering at me jaw swinging for ....another 30 minutes. 90 minutes of pure torture for him to jump up at the end and say aww never mind its not happening. Yeah no shit sherlock 😒
Wants to book in for Xmas
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Last night was was hard work and kinda awful.
A new regular. Alright lad, nice enough. However is a coke user. Normally manage it no major issues in and out in 30 minutes. 30 minutes comes and goes. More money for more time. Another 30 minutes. My jaw is killing the coke penis is like marshmallow flump And the thought of it mashing about in my mouth was seriously off putting and making me gag but not as much as him dead eye leering at me jaw swinging for ....another 30 minutes. 90 minutes of pure torture for him to jump up at the end and say aww never mind its not happening. Yeah no shit sherlock 😒
Wants to book in for Xmas
This is why I don't see coke users - The last one I had was terrible! Exactly the same issue as you were having - it didn't help the fact he kept face planting his kitchen table to basically inhale it like a hoover! Was very pushy regarding me trying it as well, he tried to book again abotu 6 months later & I almost agreed until I saw his address - Never again!
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Last night was was hard work and kinda awful.
A new regular. Alright lad, nice enough. However is a coke user. Normally manage it no major issues in and out in 30 minutes. 30 minutes comes and goes. More money for more time. Another 30 minutes. My jaw is killing the coke penis is like marshmallow flump And the thought of it mashing about in my mouth was seriously off putting and making me gag but not as much as him dead eye leering at me jaw swinging for ....another 30 minutes. 90 minutes of pure torture for him to jump up at the end and say aww never mind its not happening. Yeah no shit sherlock 😒
Wants to book in for Xmas
It is moments like that I don't see young coke users. I used to have such clients but I thought no enough is enough as it is hard work and just makes you feel like shit afterward.
The older 40plus gentlemen are less demanding of sexual play as they all know won't get up and they have coke willy. More company good time no sex. I make this very clear to anyone wanting a party companion (me) I won't be sucking you or we won't be trying to insert your soft coke willy inside me as it is a waste of time. Got to be clear with such clients.
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Fabulous he had thought of everything, great time was had.
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Super hot Scottish guy. Proper silver fox. First time meet for humiliation domination. 3 hours and brought a lovely big box of Hotel Chocolat.
Wow. It rarely happens but sometimes the chemistry is there. I love the Celts anyway ;D
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A very inexperienced guy aged 29 wielding a very thick penis.
Wants to do and try everything. And no common sense or fore thought about anything. Genuinely doesn't have a clue about anything. Honestly he has a massive penis and it's was like he couldn't find my vagina he was so clueless. Kept asking me if I had cum after 30 seconds of ....painful penetrative girl on top sex. As his last girlfriend came almost instantly.
::) aye she just wanted to be done with the awful experiance.
Wants to give me oral. He was like a raging bu ramming his face into my vulva and clit almost chomping at it.
To make matters worse. It was very hard to communicate my discomfort without belting him or basically crawling away as he is deaf so couldn't hear me say ow or slow or gentle or anything.
Not even getting into the state of his flat and bedroom.
Anyways he came twice both within the first 30 minutes and he paid for 90 mins so he wanted me there for 90 mins.
Does anyone screen for big penises. I feel a bit off down there today and I've had 2 vaginal births so didn't expect to feel so odd and bruised.
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A very inexperienced guy aged 29 wielding a very thick penis.
Wants to do and try everything. And no common sense or fore thought about anything. Genuinely doesn't have a clue about anything. Honestly he has a massive penis and it's was like he couldn't find my vagina he was so clueless. Kept asking me if I had cum after 30 seconds of ....painful penetrative girl on top sex. As his last girlfriend came almost instantly.
::) aye she just wanted to be done with the awful experiance.
Wants to give me oral. He was like a raging bu ramming his face into my vulva and clit almost chomping at it.
To make matters worse. It was very hard to communicate my discomfort without belting him or basically crawling away as he is deaf so couldn't hear me say ow or slow or gentle or anything.
Not even getting into the state of his flat and bedroom.
Anyways he came twice both within the first 30 minutes and he paid for 90 mins so he wanted me there for 90 mins.
Does anyone screen for big penises. I feel a bit off down there today and I've had 2 vaginal births so didn't expect to feel so odd and bruised.
I had something similar but different with an aspergers/autistic client a few years ago. Having taken opportunity of neurodiversity training since then I would have handled the entire situation differently, but I was faced with a raging huge hard on and him repeatedly why he could not come and why I could not have prolonged intercourse with him. I became very defensive.
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A very inexperienced guy aged 29 wielding a very thick penis.
Wants to do and try everything. And no common sense or fore thought about anything. Genuinely doesn't have a clue about anything. Honestly he has a massive penis and it's was like he couldn't find my vagina he was so clueless. Kept asking me if I had cum after 30 seconds of ....painful penetrative girl on top sex. As his last girlfriend came almost instantly.
::) aye she just wanted to be done with the awful experiance.
Wants to give me oral. He was like a raging bu ramming his face into my vulva and clit almost chomping at it.
To make matters worse. It was very hard to communicate my discomfort without belting him or basically crawling away as he is deaf so couldn't hear me say ow or slow or gentle or anything.
Not even getting into the state of his flat and bedroom.
Anyways he came twice both within the first 30 minutes and he paid for 90 mins so he wanted me there for 90 mins.
Does anyone screen for big penises. I feel a bit off down there today and I've had 2 vaginal births so didn't expect to feel so odd and bruised.
I don't mind big penises (with lube) but agree the mix of cluelessness and his not being able to respond to instructions quickly because of his hearing would be a bit of a nightmare combination.
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A very inexperienced guy aged 29 wielding a very thick penis.
Wants to do and try everything. And no common sense or fore thought about anything. Genuinely doesn't have a clue about anything. Honestly he has a massive penis and it's was like he couldn't find my vagina he was so clueless. Kept asking me if I had cum after 30 seconds of ....painful penetrative girl on top sex. As his last girlfriend came almost instantly.
::) aye she just wanted to be done with the awful experiance.
Wants to give me oral. He was like a raging bu ramming his face into my vulva and clit almost chomping at it.
To make matters worse. It was very hard to communicate my discomfort without belting him or basically crawling away as he is deaf so couldn't hear me say ow or slow or gentle or anything.
Not even getting into the state of his flat and bedroom.
Anyways he came twice both within the first 30 minutes and he paid for 90 mins so he wanted me there for 90 mins.
Does anyone screen for big penises. I feel a bit off down there today and I've had 2 vaginal births so didn't expect to feel so odd and bruised.
Ouch, hope you felt better soon. Very thick penises can be really difficult, especially when the person isn't nice about it and tries to just ram it in. My vagina is quite small and very tight, which usually doesn't cause issues, but occasionally I'll get one I struggle with. I had one guy who was just ramming in and didn't even seem to care if he was hurting me, which I'm pretty sure I didn't manage to conceal. The sex lasted for most of the 30 minute booking and for a lot of it, I felt like I was going to wee myself, but that feeling went away afterwards so it must have been the pressure. It definitely isn't something I usually experience during sex. I wore sore for a few days afterwards. Another guy kept telling me to go deeper and deeper, after I'd struggled even getting a large condom on him because of he was that big. Obviously they can't help their size, but I also have my physical limitations and getting sore is the last thing I want when I'll be doing other bookings. I have also had clients who are understanding about it though and start slowly. One was very nice about it when we tried one position and I asked to change because it was too much for me at his size. He was very understanding and acknowledged it was a common issue with having a very wide penis. I've never screened for large penises as I wouldn't be sure how to go about it, but I have wondered if I should do something or maybe just write something more clearer about my possible limitations.
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I must be jinxing myself. Last few aside from 1 regular have all been big ones. Not the disaster like I mentioned above thankfully.
Tonight's was a pleasure. Youngish, cute, wealthy , polite and respectful and came in less than 15 mins into 30 mins booking and didnt want me to stay. Dream come true . More than happoy to accept these kinds of big boys
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It is a long time since I posted on this thread. I'm sometimes tempted to share my bad experinces with clients - but writing them down makes them less easy to forget! This one is a positive I want to remember! My last client yesterday was a young French guy - I'd say early 30s, v. smart hair cut, arrived in a smart business suit with silk tie. Wedding ring. Expensive looking shoes - not the usual trainers or builders boots.
I really fancied him which is rare these days - never had a French client or lover. OMG - he knew what to do. Very sensual and I had a PIV orgasm which has not happened with a client or partner for about 3 years.
He must have abstained for quite some time - I have never seen a condom filled with so much sperm - a good inch worth in it.
He said he will rebook and I look forward to seeing him again :)
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Just saw this gorgeous man. Booked an hour and had the most orgasmic time ever. I took time off over Xmas and new year so was raring to go. A lot of my clients make me cum the most five times in a booking. I lost count with this guy. At least nine times. Hope he comes back soon. It's not often I fantasized about a client.
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A lovely outcall. Really interesting chap. We talked for ages. Really enjoyed his company.
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My god, I just got home from a guy I've seen a few times....he's only bloody bought a sybian for me to use with him.
Lots of fun and laughter setting it up, and then he held me while I played with the settings.
Really nice kind retired gent, my favourite type.
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TW- you may never want to do an outcall ever again, pretty bad :o
Last booking was an outcall,
Texts seemed great, sounded like a nice guy.
I turn up, he opens the door and as I step in all I can smell is the strongest BO I have ever encountered. I walk up the stairs, it was like as if the whole house was leaking this ominous odour that was a mix of BO and gone off food. Every room looked like squalor and the banister was stained black with dirt. I turn and look at the bathroom once we are up the stairs and it honestly looks like the same one out of the saw film, filthy, bare, scum all over the floor with dirty rags and a mop. I think god please let the bedroom be better. I walk in and the smell is overwhelming. This mans jumper is covered in black stains and he looks so unkempt its unreal. There is toilet roll cardboard stacked up in piles next to loose food and other trash in various places in the room. The bed was a small single with no bedsheets, duvet cover or pillow cases. Empty food containers everywhere and bottles of mystery juice on top of the wardrobe.
Some how I don't just turn and walk out. Honestly I need the money more than my pride right now. I remain pleasant, I don't get a bad vibe of the guy himself in regards to my safety so that was enough for me. He then asks how much it is, I give him my rate and he says 'I only have [£60 short of my rate] in my account' I am ready to leave but I had already got a cab here and didn't want to leave with nothing. I talk about being compensated for my travel and then showed me a pile (within the piles) of new ipads and iphones, offering me one for the booking. At this point I decline his offer of course (sneaky suspicion they were probably stolen too) and then suggested a half hour rate which I don't usually do so that I could at least get paid and leave.
There was no way I was offering OWO so I put the condom on, I started to suck and the smell was something I could only describe as rotting meat. I look up at him, something is hanging from inside his nose, I instantly gag :-X I carry on, he suggests to go on top but I decline again, no way in hell is my body taking more contact with that crusty old looking bed and I didn't want close contact with his pits. I try and get on top, thankfully he gets too soft so cant do that, try doggy the same thing happens so I suggest he lay down and I stand and pose while he wanks, then I assist with the wanking and he comes.
I swiftly got dressed, left, went home and I threw my socks and stockings in the bin and put every item of clothing including my jacket I had in the wash and I had a very very long shower :-[
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TW- you may never want to do an outcall ever again, pretty bad :o
Last booking was an outcall,
Texts seemed great, sounded like a nice guy.
I turn up, he opens the door and as I step in all I can smell is the strongest BO I have ever encountered. I walk up the stairs, it was like as if the whole house was leaking this ominous odour that was a mix of BO and gone off food. Every room looked like squalor and the banister was stained black with dirt. I turn and look at the bathroom once we are up the stairs and it honestly looks like the same one out of the saw film, filthy, bare, scum all over the floor with dirty rags and a mop. I think god please let the bedroom be better. I walk in and the smell is overwhelming. This mans jumper is covered in black stains and he looks so unkempt its unreal. There is toilet roll cardboard stacked up in piles next to loose food and other trash in various places in the room. The bed was a small single with no bedsheets, duvet cover or pillow cases. Empty food containers everywhere and bottles of mystery juice on top of the wardrobe.
Some how I don't just turn and walk out. Honestly I need the money more than my pride right now. I remain pleasant, I don't get a bad vibe of the guy himself in regards to my safety so that was enough for me. He then asks how much it is, I give him my rate and he says 'I only have [£60 short of my rate] in my account' I am ready to leave but I had already got a cab here and didn't want to leave with nothing. I talk about being compensated for my travel and then showed me a pile (within the piles) of new ipads and iphones, offering me one for the booking. At this point I decline his offer of course (sneaky suspicion they were probably stolen too) and then suggested a half hour rate which I don't usually do so that I could at least get paid and leave.
There was no way I was offering OWO so I put the condom on, I started to suck and the smell was something I could only describe as rotting meat. I look up at him, something is hanging from inside his nose, I instantly gag :-X I carry on, he suggests to go on top but I decline again, no way in hell is my body taking more contact with that crusty old looking bed and I didn't want close contact with his pits. I try and get on top, thankfully he gets too soft so cant do that, try doggy the same thing happens so I suggest he lay down and I stand and pose while he wanks, then I assist with the wanking and he comes.
I swiftly got dressed, left, went home and I threw my socks and stockings in the bin and put every item of clothing including my jacket I had in the wash and I had a very very long shower :-[
Oh hell I am so sorry you had this, almost crying for you reading it.
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Oh hell I am so sorry you had this, almost crying for you reading it.
Its ok, I'm ok about it myself and I saw friends later that day and spoke to them about it as they know what I do. They said 'respectfully to you but why was he paying you rather than looking after himself!?!' I said in a way he probably was and I'm not there to delegate their finances as its meant to be a treat to see an escort.
I think it was almost a bit of an eyeopener as to why I was there in the first place and why I carried on with the booking, so I wouldn't end up in the position he had himself in. It only takes a few missed payments on rent to find yourself in the place he was in and clearly suffering from depression. He said he was also getting kicked out of where he is, I gave him advice on what to do as I had been in that situation myself a few times. Life can really come at you hard. It was the top of the list on worst places I had ever visited and nothing has come close to it. I try not to overthink it as it was simply just a terrible place to do my job and I was glad to get my money and get out and on with my day but I felt very sorry for him. I'm glad I have my work in the first place so I can pay for things and keep afloat really. I doubt ill find myself in that situation again really and hope by the end of this month ill be able to afford walking out rather than staying put if I ever did!
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Its ok, I'm ok about it myself and I saw friends later that day and spoke to them about it as they know what I do. They said 'respectfully to you but why was he paying you rather than looking after himself!?!' I said in a way he probably was and I'm not there to delegate their finances as its meant to be a treat to see an escort.
I think it was almost a bit of an eyeopener as to why I was there in the first place and why I carried on with the booking, so I wouldn't end up in the position he had himself in. It only takes a few missed payments on rent to find yourself in the place he was in and clearly suffering from depression. He said he was also getting kicked out of where he is, I gave him advice on what to do as I had been in that situation myself a few times. Life can really come at you hard. It was the top of the list on worst places I had ever visited and nothing has come close to it. I try not to overthink it as it was simply just a terrible place to do my job and I was glad to get my money and get out and on with my day but I felt very sorry for him. I'm glad I have my work in the first place so I can pay for things and keep afloat really. I doubt ill find myself in that situation again really and hope by the end of this month ill be able to afford walking out rather than staying put if I ever did!
I did something similar a while back, the guy said he had just moved in, his one set of bedding was in the laundrette. There were other things, because I have once a very long time ago been at rock bottom I gave him a chance but towards the end so many elements accumulated I told him he needed to spend his money on a second set of bedding, and time tidying up. There were discarded food wrappers, drinks bottles, he pulled out an unwashed plate from under the bed whilst looking for something, and a large carving knife (he said it was cutlery left with the plate). I have a very strong response to knives due to some incidents in my life (once in sex work, once a decade or so before sex work). He had an excuse for everything...and in the end I gave him a piece or two of advice and left.
There was also a very strong sickly fruity smell about him, he insisted the liquid in the glass he was drinking from was 'just' supermarket fruit squash. I have good reason to believe he had had alcohol issues in the past, connects with some of my history but could not detect any alcohol (I am long term sober so can smell alcohol at 20 paces(just because I really am not exposed to it so when I am in the same room it's strong).
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Had a nice half hour yesterday afternoon with a retired 60 yr old widower. He was very sprightly and erect for a first timer with an escort. He had no issues getting penetration seen to which is often touch and go with first timers so I was quite impressed.
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CBT client, a regular. Great fun.
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Lovely to reconnect with a previous booker, this time in his accommodation. Very nice sex and catching up.
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I'm working away but only in the next county to mine. Guy wants an hour and a selection of shoes, but I've only brought one pair.
So I message a friend in the town his hotel is in, swing by hers and pick up a random bag of shoes and go to see him. Great booking. Lovely relaxed guy who's really into my body. He likes one pair, off we go.
Drop the shoes off with her 90 minutes later with two bottles of wine and we have a big giggly hug.
This job at its best is totally fantastic.
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A client I have seen about 4 times.
At the end of the booking he was telling me he sees a stunning lady who is tall slim model material. Then he goes to me your beautiful but she is something else. He has said a few other things in he past what I let slip saying other ladies more well spoken that me, things like that. But this today was the last straw.
I don’t lie on my profile, I advertise I’m small petite curvy. So if I’m not his type which is fair enough, I don’t understand why he books me.
I won’t be seeing him again.
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A client I have seen about 4 times.
At the end of the booking he was telling me he sees a stunning lady who is tall slim model material. Then he goes to me your beautiful but she is something else. He has said a few other things in he past what I let slip saying other ladies more well spoken that me, things like that. But this today was the last straw.
I don’t lie on my profile, I advertise I’m small petite curvy. So if I’m not his type which is fair enough, I don’t understand why he books me.
I won’t be seeing him again.
I'm so sorry he was so rude to you. I think some clients just have to try to attack our self esteem in ways they probably think are subtle. It's definitely a reflection on them and not you at all. I once had a client go on and on about how I need to get new photos because the ones I had didn't do me justice. Various clients have said I look better than my photos and I usually take it as a compliment, but he went on about it as if my photos were ugly and would put people off booking me... But he had booked me having only seen those photos. It was very weird. Not the same situation you were in, but similar sort of 'negging' type behaviour.
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A client I have seen about 4 times.
At the end of the booking he was telling me he sees a stunning lady who is tall slim model material. Then he goes to me your beautiful but she is something else. He has said a few other things in he past what I let slip saying other ladies more well spoken that me, things like that. But this today was the last straw.
I don’t lie on my profile, I advertise I’m small petite curvy. So if I’m not his type which is fair enough, I don’t understand why he books me.
I won’t be seeing him again.
I had something extremely similar with a client.
He called me short and dumpy in the booking (which ironically described him way more that me lol)… and went on about how average I looked … and then went online and wrote reviews about how stunning I am ???
Literally… make your mind up pal. Anything like this BS will only land someone immediately on my blacklist (as he quickly found out).
But yeh - it’s all just negging and their insults are more a mirror of their own insecurities I’ve found than a true reflection of us.
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. It’s still upsetting to hear. He left me a feedback saying how great I was but I don’t think I will see him again . I rather not have have the money than have to listen to being put down.
Why can’t they just enjoy the booking without having to give Nasty digs, I think your right it definitely more a reflection of themselves. I know eveyone have opinions but you would think they would keep it them selves instead of telling a lady to her face ha.
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Yeh 100% I don’t blame you… if they can’t get through a 1 hour booking without saying something offensive then they can get in the bin.
We are not their emotional punching bags.
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This job at its best is totally fantastic.
It happened to me too something very similar...
In my case, I didn't have to borrow pairs of shoes from a colleague though, the guy insisted to go shopping before the planned overnight, and I was treated quite gernerously... Best job in the world ours, at times!
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A client gave me a head massage during a blow job!! :D It was fantastic.
It should be a thing. It should be popularised. There should be a category on pornhub "head massage blowjob". So nice!!
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. It’s still upsetting to hear. He left me a feedback saying how great I was but I don’t think I will see him again . I rather not have have the money than have to listen to being put down.
Why can’t they just enjoy the booking without having to give Nasty digs, I think your right it definitely more a reflection of themselves. I know eveyone have opinions but you would think they would keep it them selves instead of telling a lady to her face ha.
Some just like putting women down to mask they have to pay for it. I would not want to see someone who tries to
Make you feel bad. Most of the time i find it's gross looking men that do this.
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A client gave me a head massage during a blow job!! :D It was fantastic.
It should be a thing. It should be popularised. There should be a category on pornhub "head massage blowjob". So nice!!
I just love a head massage and i have had that done before. I wish more clients would massage us as we need it too, very occasionly when someone does and he is good at it i just don't want it to stop i would even go over the time they paid for if it was at end of service and felt good lol
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Lovely man who made sure he had the room prepared, did everything he could to make my arrival & time in the room smooth. Delight to deal with in many ways.
Very much appreciated.
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A gent visited for a massage whom I’d never seen before. He was lovely and thoroughly enjoyed the massage, left great feedback and said he’d rebook. I’m in Doncaster and he drove from Cleethorpes. I always ask if they want to kiss during the massage and he said no which was fair enough. He asked for the happy ending to be a covered (condom on) one....which I have never come across before. But he enjoyed himself so all good.
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At Heathrow today, the first booking of the day was a young Indian lad who was a nice enough person but soooo hairy. Hairy on the back, the front, the arms, the legs.. After he left, I spent the next 30 minutes trying to remove gazillion short little hairs from the bed :FF
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A smartly dressed, 37-year-old British guy with nerdy glasses comes in, pays me 200 for the hour without issue, but turns up in briefs that have a tennis ball-size hole in them. I will never be able to understand this.
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A smartly dressed, 37-year-old British guy with nerdy glasses comes in, pays me 200 for the hour without issue, but turns up in briefs that have a tennis ball-size hole in them. I will never be able to understand this.
If you did not buy any new underwear for a few years .You too would also have a spare 200 quid :) :)
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If you did not buy any new underwear for a few years .You too would also have a spare 200 quid :) :)
Haha, that's a very good point! You would think that if you are going to remove your clothes in front of strangers, whether it is us or your doctor, you would wear clean underwear without holes. It might be too much to ask, I don't know. When I offered him a shower, he said he was coming from home and that he just took a shower. So,.. he took a shower and put on these open-air undies... ???
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OMG a gorgeous South American guy visited me last night for 90 mins.
The 1st hour, we were just sat chatting with glass Cotes Du Rhone (my favourite red).
Absolutely lovely man x
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Haha, that's a very good point! You would think that if you are going to remove your clothes in front of strangers, whether it is us or your doctor, you would wear clean underwear without holes. It might be too much to ask, I don't know. When I offered him a shower, he said he was coming from home and that he just took a shower. So,.. he took a shower and put on these open-air undies... ???
I have knickers just for the gym which are similarly knackered - they're going to get sweaty and gross so I never wear anything decent and some pairs do indeed have visible holes. I couldn't give a fuck :D
My last booking was yesterday, but I don't remember it beyond being happy to be finished at the end so I could pack up for week :)
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If you did not buy any new underwear for a few years .You too would also have a spare 200 quid :) :)
Hahaha :D
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A guy who'd had a 30 min booking when I'd seen him before booked a 15 min blow & go quickie.
He was hard pretty much straight away , noticed him glance at the clock a cple of times.
He was getting pretty excited and holding my head face fucking me, I felt him pulsing and something filling tip of the condom so sat up to clean up, 10 mins gone. As I go to remove condom he is pulling it back down and I can see cum in tip, not much but possible he'd wanked before booking and his cock had gone completely soft.
I say you've cum, he starts arguing that he hadn't and clearly wanting me to get him hard again.
I tell him, you're soft, nothing I can do with that.
Take condom off and indicate booking is over, he's moaning and complaining .
Sick of these cheap fucks who want more than they are prepared to pay for, we are running a business not a fecking charity!
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Sick of these cheap fucks who want more than they are prepared to pay for, we are running a business not a fecking charity!
Awful behaviour. Really feel your pain, it's infuriating and dealing with this kind of people makes work so much harder. A fast track to a burn out.
I had a cretin who told me that he won't take a shower because he doesn't want to waste time... :P
And another one who was pumping me like a rabbit for good 40 min to a point that I was worried the condom will catch fire. He finally came, started talking and then said: "Why are we TALKING?! We should be FUCKING!!"
And it was like 10 min left. :P
Then there's a category of clients who are lovely but just so disgusting.
And another category of regular clients - who you think are nice, no problems, all steady. Until they decide that they actually have kinks and fantasies and start coming up with all sort of requests. :P :P
I would drop most of my clients if I could.
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Awful behaviour. Really feel your pain, it's infuriating and dealing with this kind of people makes work so much harder. A fast track to a burn out.
I had a cretin who told me that he won't take a shower because he doesn't want to waste time... :P
And another one who was pumping me like a rabbit for good 40 min to a point that I was worried the condom will catch fire. He finally came, started talking and then said: "Why are we TALKING?! We should be FUCKING!!"
And it was like 10 min left.
I used to love this job but more recently I just don't want to have to deal with the amount of disrespectful idiots that have appeared.
Dick heads saying showering is wasting time?? I've had them too since the days of £100ph are behind us but I bet if we were unwashed and unhygienic they'd soon be complaining.
As for the "I've paid for an hour so I expect to fuck for an hour " brigade, fortunately I don't attract those generally as my demographic is too old thankfully though a few younger ones can go harder and longer than I like! But I feel for you.
As you say OMR, burn out is something I am beginning to feel.
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My last 3 bookings have just been awful.
Whether rude entitled awkward uncomfortable smelly.. just did not enjoy in the slightest.
Hoping tomorrow brings better meets!
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A lovely older gentleman that said "I love you" as he was getting close, awww bless ;D
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A lovely older gentleman that said "I love you" as he was getting close, awww bless ;D
Sweet :)
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Middle aged guy. A bit of body odour so out came my handy Lynx deodorant.
Massage then nice suck then anal followed by a chat about music. I had Magic on Sky tv on for background ambience which can give things to.talk about.
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Lovely guy quickie service seen b4 some years ago :)
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Pretty boring and a non-talker
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Nice grateful middle aged guy. Interesting to chat to too which is always a bonus.
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Nice grateful middle aged guy. Interesting to chat to too which is always a bonus.
Yes I have chatty clients.
My last booking included usual coffee (I make a pot before he arrives), chat catch-up, flirting by me, music my system and then his choice on his phone, lingerie reveal, plenty of kissing, oral, then self induced orgasms I like to have an orgasm but I am a little difficult and he struggles to do the same (for his age he is doing very well - he would be classed as a much older client). He left with a little sweet treat I often but not always give.
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I thought my libido was as dead as a dodo, but I've just had a client who I really connected with sexually and I had a genuine orgasm! I wanted to fuck him again as soon as he'd cum :o
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I thought my libido was as dead as a dodo, but I've just had a client who I really connected with sexually and I had a genuine orgasm! I wanted to fuck him again as soon as he'd cum :o
Happy for you. Sweet when it happens :)
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Only one quickie service apart from that it was dead ill try again tomorrow
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Regular client, accidentally hit him on the head with my doxy vibrater (which is really heavy) lol
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My last booking was a guy who had been to see me before
Little back story - he blocked me after our last session. It was veeeery intense and passionate, loved every minute of it and getting paid for it just topped it all.
So this man reached out a few weeks after and the moment he came in he went straight for it!
It was fuuuuuuun.
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Mine was hideous.
Kept insisting on really rough French kissing. Kept gobbing in my mouth. It was vile.
The things we (I) do??!!!
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The client had a very unappealing mouth no lips so I didn't kiss as hate beards too .
Just glad to have got a client despite the stupid number display nightmare !