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Title: Every Type of Client I've Encountered As a Sex Worker
Post by: MistressMorgana on 13 November 2016, 04:10:39 pm
Courtesy of one of my regular clients who is still trying to place himself in one or other of the categories.  8)

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/every-type-of-client-ive-encountered-as-a-sex-worker

(Should help pass the time inbetween clients and give us some new names to save them under!)
Title: Re: Every Type of Client I've Encountered As a Sex Worker
Post by: ana30 on 13 November 2016, 05:54:12 pm
Pretty accurate lol.

I would add (huge cathegory) 1) the single guy who is completely and absolutely inept at getting any pussy whatsoever in civvie life because of many reasons (choose your favourite one) : socially akward, narcissist, asshole, too introverted,  too insecure etc...) so he needs to pay for it.

2) The physically disabled.
Title: Re: Every Type of Client I've Encountered As a Sex Worker
Post by: sashaan on 14 November 2016, 01:06:00 pm
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I would add (huge cathegory) 1) the single guy who is completely and absolutely inept at getting any pussy whatsoever in civvie life because of many reasons (choose your favourite one) : socially akward, narcissist, asshole, too introverted,  too insecure etc...) so he needs to pay for it.
My favourite clients so far were awkward tbh. I got a cutie regular who's an introverted guy with injury.
I'd add
1) The obsessives
2) Can't make up your mind twats
Title: Re: Every Type of Client I've Encountered As a Sex Worker
Post by: TrashAzn on 14 November 2016, 01:54:56 pm
1) Guy who likes to get some during his lunch break

2) Guy who asks a million questions often awkward or stupid ones (sometimes falls under the paranoid guy category)

3) Gets crapped on in life so hires an escort to make him feel good about himself in a fantasy before he goes back to real life

4) The licker. often goes straight for the pussy and will not stop licking it forever or will lick the rest of your body,neck,face

5) Always seeking new girls, never books the same escort twice even if they liked the booking, has this idea that new girls are untouched and therefore better, can also often be timewasters and boundary pushers because they feel a new girl will be easier to take advantage of due to lack of experience.
Title: Re: Every Type of Client I've Encountered As a Sex Worker
Post by: Escortengland on 14 November 2016, 02:30:29 pm
The hugger - literally spends the whole time squeezing you. Once I was left with sore muscles for 2 days this guy bear hugged me so much.
Title: Re: Every Type of Client I've Encountered As a Sex Worker
Post by: MistressMorgana on 15 November 2016, 09:12:51 am
The clit sucker: A 'know it all' who 'Dysons' your clit - it is SOOO uncomfortable.
Title: Re: Every Type of Client I've Encountered As a Sex Worker
Post by: lulu7 on 16 November 2016, 06:33:33 am
The holier than thou : "I'm better than you, I'm going to spend the hour making subtly rude comments about your finances (which I know nothing about), your intelligence etc. Even though I just paid ?250/?150 to.have.sex!

Title: Re: Every Type of Client I've Encountered As a Sex Worker
Post by: TrashAzn on 16 November 2016, 11:02:44 am
I guess I'll put two in the same category though they are slightly different:

The experienced punter: Likes to give you advice,quite patronising about it too because clearly he feels he knows better than you, thinks he knows everything about you and the game because he's been booking prostitutes for the last 20 years and isn't afraid to judge you at every turn and tell you how to run your business and what services you should offer.

Also...

The wannabe pimp: Thinks he's hiring you for a job audition, likes you so much that he will offer to do your bookings for you,drive you etc and make sure he has full control over who you see and when....For a healthy cut of your profits of course and the odd freebie. Also like the experienced punter he likes to give you comments on your approach and how you run your own business and tell you how to improve but he isn't as much of a know it all.
Title: Re: Every Type of Client I've Encountered As a Sex Worker
Post by: Shewolf on 16 November 2016, 08:40:26 pm
The 'out of the ordinary body feature' punter which makes them think they are not sexy.
I see a guy who has that much body hair, it actually scared me when he took his clothes off.
I suspect that was why he was seeing an escort, he maybe felt embarrassed. I didn't know humans could have body hair like that. There was so much you couldn't see his body. I just got on with the booking.

 :o


Title: Re: Every Type of Client I've Encountered As a Sex Worker
Post by: katrina on 16 November 2016, 09:53:44 pm
The client who really begrudges paying so he wants his 'pound of flesh' He takes Viagra so he can stay hard and get his moneys worth and fuck/be sucked for the full hour he's paid for even though the stress he experiences by doing this gives him a floppy dick/ frustration/headache lol
Title: Re: Every Type of Client I've Encountered As a Sex Worker
Post by: katrina on 16 November 2016, 10:04:35 pm
The hugger - literally spends the whole time squeezing you. Once I was left with sore muscles for 2 days this guy bear hugged me so much.


The snogger is similar to this: From the minute he arrives he gets 'latched on' and won't move his face from yours...you turn to get a breath of air he follows...you try and get a break by going down on him...he pulls you back up...your eyes meet and he's there snogging and the only second you get is when he stops to say "I could do this all day long"!! WTF!! then he's back in your face sucking on your tongue, lip....You end up with bristle rash!
Title: Re: Every Type of Client I've Encountered As a Sex Worker
Post by: ScottishSexpot on 17 November 2016, 01:49:54 am
I always seem to get Clients whom I get too friendly with; what I mean is I let them know the Real Me rather than my Working Persona; I can't help it sometimes and then due to me becoming more & more 'like a real human being', (lol you know how some of 'em think we're from a different Planet?!👽👾) on our bookings I start finding it more & more difficult to be the Working me; I feel like I can't turn on my usual 'Sexually Confident Femme Fetale' character as they so obviously know its fake...

Anyway because of me suddenly 'losing' my Hustling abilities these type's of Clients suddenly genuinely view themselves as my Confidants, Friends, FWB for free, etc etc & then I end up losing the rag with them & giving them it tight via Verbally Abusive Texts or 'VATs' as I call them!!

I've lost a decent amount of Clients over the year's due to my Short-Temper or my extremely Short Stress Threshold!! I think I've got more chilled out with age, you've gotta let the stress go otherwise you'll be wound up like a Nun's Knickers & you'll take it out on the Clients....And Repeat business is what we're after! 💷

Basically I now tell a big whopping lie about my personal life but I still seem to get Men that are regular for so long & then all of a sudden they'll start expecting free time, then money off & eventually I don't see them again!! Wtf?!! I def get guy's with Emotional Attachment Issues; as in they wanna fuckin' attach to me permanently...Scary btw.

One client told me I was 'too friendly' & I just stared at him thinking 'he MUST be kidding sayin' that comment'!! and he was being Deadpan, I said 'Um, well its kinda MY JOB to be friendly, I'm meant to make Men feel good & being cold+unfriendly would defeat the whole point of GFE'....Honestly. No Words.
Title: Re: Every Type of Client I've Encountered As a Sex Worker
Post by: sashaan on 17 November 2016, 02:35:01 am

The snogger is similar to this: From the minute he arrives he gets 'latched on' and won't move his face from yours...you turn to get a breath of air he follows...you try and get a break by going down on him...he pulls you back up...your eyes meet and he's there snogging and the only second you get is when he stops to say "I could do this all day long"!! WTF!! then he's back in your face sucking on your tongue, lip....You end up with bristle rash!
Got that one but I liked it  ;D
Title: Re: Every Type of Client I've Encountered As a Sex Worker
Post by: ScottishSexpot on 17 November 2016, 02:44:31 am
The client who really begrudges paying so he wants his 'pound of flesh' He takes Viagra so he can stay hard and get his moneys worth and fuck/be sucked for the full hour he's paid for even though the stress he experiences by doing this gives him a floppy dick/ frustration/headache lol

+1000
Title: Re: Every Type of Client I've Encountered As a Sex Worker
Post by: Guiltypleasure on 12 December 2016, 07:49:21 am
The clit sucker: A 'know it all' who 'Dysons' your clit - it is SOOO uncomfortable.
Absolutely hysterical , have a couple of these , seem to think it's a nipple ! And I don't like them being nibbled either lol
Title: Re: Every Type of Client I've Encountered As a Sex Worker
Post by: TrashAzn on 12 December 2016, 01:44:11 pm
Absolutely hysterical , have a couple of these , seem to think it's a nipple ! And I don't like them being nibbled either lol

And each one of them without fail seems to assert "I'm really good at oral" many times along with "I just want to get off on you getting off" cue uncomfortable sucking of clit while you take our your frustration in sex noises so idiot will pop in his pants and give up. 
Title: Re: Every Type of Client I've Encountered As a Sex Worker
Post by: Sexymilf on 12 December 2016, 04:32:39 pm
The wanna photographer/film maker. Offers to take pics for your profile. I dont no if they expect free sex cos i never take them up on their offers.

The constant texters who message you loads before a booking about what you are going to do together. Then you do nothing except suck his cock and he cums!!
Title: Re: Every Type of Client I've Encountered As a Sex Worker
Post by: Guiltypleasure on 12 January 2017, 10:51:20 am
The 'out of the ordinary body feature' punter which makes them think they are not sexy.
I see a guy who has that much body hair, it actually scared me when he took his clothes off.
I suspect that was why he was seeing an escort, he maybe felt embarrassed. I didn't know humans could have body hair like that. There was so much you couldn't see his body. I just got on with the booking.

 :o
Well I had one v recently who had hernia and waiting to be sorted!  such a lovely man , but his whole ball bag was as big as a football seriously I'm not exaggerating like a massive Birthday cake with a little candle in the middle ..slim guy , couldn't even hide in trousers bless him .
That I eventually managed to 'light'
Title: Re: Every Type of Client I've Encountered As a Sex Worker
Post by: Fliss on 12 January 2017, 10:59:04 am
Have we already had the ones who views booking a sexworker once as a short cut to dating....and will start dropping hints about this during, after, AND future contact with no mentions of booking........

I always ignore and if they book again, fine, if not byeeeeeeeeeeee
Title: Re: Every Type of Client I've Encountered As a Sex Worker
Post by: Luciexx on 12 January 2017, 05:25:48 pm
Useful to have this one.   :) Clearly, these men don't think that escorts will NOT date their clients or even escorts actively AVOID dating their clients.   There's nothing far more awkward than dating a client. . . 
Title: Re: Every Type of Client I've Encountered As a Sex Worker
Post by: TrashAzn on 13 January 2017, 11:54:49 am
Yet many SW's are or have dated a client lol
Title: Re: Every Type of Client I've Encountered As a Sex Worker
Post by: peachybum on 13 January 2017, 06:47:26 pm
The hugger - literally spends the whole time squeezing you. Once I was left with sore muscles for 2 days this guy bear hugged me so much.

I've got a guy like that. I felt a little out of sorts after her left but he's a bit money spender so I'll see him as I want to achieve my goals asap!
Title: Re: Every Type of Client I've Encountered As a Sex Worker
Post by: Luciexx on 13 January 2017, 08:58:57 pm
Yet many SW's are or have dated a client lol

It's funny you say that, TA.  I often wondered but never asked these punters (I dare not call them, clients) "how many escorts hearts have you broken so far/ how many LTRs you had were with escorts?"  I bet some are repeaters.
Title: Re: Every Type of Client I've Encountered As a Sex Worker
Post by: meetingdiversity on 13 January 2017, 09:52:35 pm
It's funny you say that, TA.  I often wondered but never asked these punters (I dare not call them, clients) "how many escorts hearts have you broken so far/ how many LTRs you had were with escorts?"  I bet some are repeaters.

I gave up after a few dates went horribly wrong so now they are clients trying to be chancers don't impress me. I prefer the money agreement is more valuable these days and remind myself business only. I dated outside of escorting for a while it was complicated so am not bothered with any men to date. Not until certain goals are met. After escorting I will be celibate for a long time having fun doing things escorting masked.  The majority are addicted to paying for sex so I will pass on that one. My view outside of escorting men appeal to me if so. I even gave up on a dating site I haven't logged in for a long time and get messages still. When the moment is right will be a surprise in the future if not not fussed.
Title: Re: Every Type of Client I've Encountered As a Sex Worker
Post by: Luciexx on 14 January 2017, 07:34:11 pm
MD

Whatever you want from this life, hope it goes well. I can relate to what you say, especially keep the business going.   :)