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Title: ridiculous requests
Post by: Candour on 19 June 2017, 10:54:17 am
So, I've had this guy request a booking last Thursday for today. Then this morning he springs it on me, can you leave the door ajar and I will come in to find you laying blindfold on the bed...like wtf? who the hell would say yes to that?? They really annoy me sometimes. I think I'm more pissed off because I made time for him in my schedule and now he probably won't come.
Title: Re: ridiculous requests
Post by: losthope on 19 June 2017, 12:08:00 pm
I might be wrong but I am sure I read a warning similar to this
Title: Re: ridiculous requests
Post by: Umrao on 19 June 2017, 12:11:45 pm
I had a similar request and went through with the booking. The realisation stupidly occurred to me as he was approaching the room that I was blinded folded, vulnerable and had put myself at serious risk. It worked out okay but I would never ever put myself in such a position again.
Title: Re: ridiculous requests
Post by: Candour on 19 June 2017, 12:36:01 pm
I think its just dickhead day for me today. I've just had another one saying can I save all the used condoms from my bookings today, as he wants to come as my last client of the day, and pour all the cum from the used condoms over my body  :FF
Title: Re: ridiculous requests
Post by: mature helen on 19 June 2017, 01:10:32 pm
Ive had a similar request in the past from a punter who said due to his shyness could he come into my place wearing a balaclava errrr no.
Title: Re: ridiculous requests
Post by: BibiofLeeds on 19 June 2017, 01:14:41 pm
Yes I had a new client ask if I could be blindfolded and masterbate for him as he watched..that was a no chance!
Title: Re: ridiculous requests
Post by: Kendall on 19 June 2017, 01:50:43 pm
I think its just dickhead day for me today. I've just had another one saying can I save all the used condoms from my bookings today, as he wants to come as my last client of the day, and pour all the cum from the used condoms over my body  :FF

I was enjoying my twister ice lolly until I read that  :-X
Title: Re: ridiculous requests
Post by: Candour on 19 June 2017, 02:19:08 pm
Sorry Kdub  ;D
Title: Re: ridiculous requests
Post by: Gypsy on 19 June 2017, 03:26:33 pm
So, I've had this guy request a booking last Thursday for today. Then this morning he springs it on me, can you leave the door ajar and I will come in to find you laying blindfold on the bed...like wtf? who the hell would say yes to that?? They really annoy me sometimes. I think I'm more pissed off because I made time for him in my schedule and now he probably won't come.

I think when these dickheads say such things like this they may as well say, 'Hey, I'm a timewaster, but cos I'm stupid I'll try it on anyway.'  ;D
Title: Re: ridiculous requests
Post by: losthope on 19 June 2017, 04:04:23 pm
Ive had a similar request in the past from a punter who said due to his shyness could he come into my place wearing a balaclava errrr no.


Awww why were you so mean, he was shy ? Looool
Title: Re: ridiculous requests
Post by: Justine on 19 June 2017, 05:50:35 pm
So, I've had this guy request a booking last Thursday for today. Then this morning he springs it on me, can you leave the door ajar and I will come in to find you laying blindfold on the bed...like wtf? who the hell would say yes to that??

I seem to have read that somewhere lately too.
Or the man is trying it on with anyone and everyone in the hope some provider will say yes.

I would have to be starving and have my electricity cut off to consider doing a booking like that, even then I still wouldn't!   

A client I knew ages ago liked me to let myself into his house and he would be lying face down on his bed. I had to tie him up and blindfold him then dominate him. It was good fun but I had all the control and he quite rightly trusted me as we had several bookings before he asked for this service.

Title: Re: ridiculous requests
Post by: Candour on 19 June 2017, 06:54:23 pm
I seem to have read that somewhere lately too.
Or the man is trying it on with anyone and everyone in the hope some provider will say yes.

I would have to be starving and have my electricity cut off to consider doing a booking like that, even then I still wouldn't!   

A client I knew ages ago liked me to let myself into his house and he would be lying face down on his bed. I had to tie him up and blindfold him then dominate him. It was good fun but I had all the control and he quite rightly trusted me as we had several bookings before he asked for this service.

Yeah I'd probably do it for a regular who I trusted but not just some random.
Title: Re: ridiculous requests
Post by: Mirror on 19 June 2017, 06:56:39 pm
I've been asked will I leave the door open, no way, it's always locked until I can see who I'm letting in.
Title: Re: ridiculous requests
Post by: Guiltypleasure on 19 June 2017, 08:19:07 pm
I had similar recently a guy had to go out to get more cash 2 mins away, he text every 30 secs saying I'm on my way ,at cashpoint, etc, he was really nice (appeared so) then sent one saying could I be doing paperwork, over table with skirt up , door ajar , I sent text saying nope .

He got back said it was his biggest fantasy, I said "well you coming in with 3 guys isn't mine" he genuinely apologised and really put emphasise on " OMG I'm so sorry it hadn't occurred to me, Bloody hell you must have to think of everything ,I hadn't thought of it that way at all ".

Sometimes I just think they don't realise the things we have to be aware of  .
Title: Re: ridiculous requests
Post by: VoluptuousCurves on 19 June 2017, 10:50:26 pm
I've had similar to GP, I explained to him it wouldn't be safe as I couldn't verify he was on his own, etc. He apologized and asked if I could make adjustments to fulfill his fantasy. I said he could knock on the door, pay me, I count the cash without speaking to him then basically turn away and lean over the bed on some pretext. He was fine with that and he turned up and all was fine.

As GP said often they just have no idea from our side of the risks we face.
Title: Re: ridiculous requests
Post by: Emma_C on 20 June 2017, 03:33:53 pm
SMS "my girlfriend would like to hire your services so she can catfight you in from of me are you interested"  ::)
Title: Re: ridiculous requests
Post by: Guiltypleasure on 21 June 2017, 10:44:22 am
I've had similar to GP, I explained to him it wouldn't be safe as I couldn't verify he was on his own, etc. He apologized and asked if I could make adjustments to fulfill his fantasy. I said he could knock on the door, pay me, I count the cash without speaking to him then basically turn away and lean over the bed on some pretext. He was fine with that and he turned up and all was fine.

As GP said often they just have no idea from our side of the risks we face.

I get them to do it on an internal door now , or bathroom , they go in and knock then I open door ( sometimes it opens the wrong way if it's ensuite ( if they want a role play) then it's "Oooh wasn't expecting you " or they come out and I'm bent over desk etc !
Title: Re: ridiculous requests
Post by: Nonyer on 22 June 2017, 11:43:53 am
I had a woman asking for used condoms for her son!   ???
Title: Re: ridiculous requests
Post by: Guiltypleasure on 22 June 2017, 12:31:10 pm
I had a woman asking for used condoms for her son!   ???
to sell ? or maybe she wanted a baby ? some aren't bright enough to know its only 'lively' a short while ???
Title: Re: ridiculous requests
Post by: Cat_BBW on 22 June 2017, 12:38:18 pm
I had a woman asking for used condoms for her son!   ???

Is this the same "son" who "she" says is autistic?
Title: Re: ridiculous requests
Post by: Nonyer on 22 June 2017, 09:39:44 pm
Yep that's the very same, Cat!  ::) ;D