I've just received a job offer from an nationwide agency called Airport Honeys http://www.airporthoneys.co.uk

They actually seem OK, since they don't have any upfront fees, incall flats you have to pay upfont for, and no costs for photos.  Their comission is VERY low for my area and they don't demand that I quit my indie work. 

The only thing that makes me suspicious is that they operate nationally.  This would make me concerned about security and just how well they know the local scene.  I obviously wouldn't expect to make a living from them, but they aren't promising that. 

Has anyone got any experience of them?

Client named Michael number 078990511**.  He made the booking and called exactly when he said he would for further directions to the flat.  He got very demanding on the phone for a flat number, so I told him that the buzzer wasn't working and I'd have to come down.  Sure enough he wasn't there, and when I called him to see if he's got lost, he'd switched the phone off. 

I've looked into placing an ad on puntingzone but the link to the advertising section seems to be missing.  I've noticed that the forum is completely gone as well.  Is the site shutting down? 

I am a size 14 dress and wear a 36DD bra.  At 5'11" this is slim and I quite simply do not have very big boobs.  There's no qustion over whether the sizing is correct on either count.  I've had a few accusations about lying over my sizes, although not many.  It's like, "Duuuuuuurrrrr!  Earth to retards, look at the pictures!"  Have any of you ever had this and how do you handle it? 

I posted this issue on another board so apologies if you have already seen it.  In short, at a recent two girl booking, the other girl's condom skills were nothing short of scary.  She stretched and pulled it before putting it on the poor gent, only to have it break as she was rolling it on.  I stopped her and put the condom on the client correctly.  I received a lot of responses from escorts and clients alike and it seems that many were unaware of safe and correct procedures. 

Could the link below be placed in the STI and GUM section on the main site?

http://www.condomessentialwear.co.uk/protection/condom-how-to-use

I realise that this will probably be superfluous for most of the ladies and gents on this site and do not wish to be patronising or insult anyone's intelligence, but that experience has left me very concerned about the welfare of others. 

Any info anyone can give about preferred brands and personal expereinces with condoms would be much appreciated.  My attitude is that if I can't roll it down in a few seconds, then it is a bad condom and should be immediately discarded. I always buy multiple boxes preferably from different places in the event that there is a flawed lot.  I also find that if the guy holds his bits steady while I apply the condom it makes them much easier and quicker to use.  This flies in the face of any objection that condoms are mood-killers since a good condom should only take a few seconds to apply. 

This site looks a little dodgy to me, especially the part about the company jet.  I find the poor quality pictures combined with the extremely expensive service to be highly amusing.

http://www.monalisamodels.com.au/

What are SAAFE's ideas on how to spot fake pictures on agency websites?  I wouldn't want to bother with an agency that used them, for obvious reasons.  I have a few ideas of my own, listed below.  Please add!

1.  Photo is posed on a beach, farm etc, or other obvious indicators that it was not taken in the area the agency operates in.
2.  Ridiculously out of fashion clothing/lingerie/hairdo's etc. 
3.  Obviously, if the photo is a known individual.  I've heard of cases where 1970's playboy models were used for escort websites.  Foreign supermodels, unknown in the UK, seem to be another favourite. 

However, I've seen professional photo's that make me go hmmm...that have turned out to be real.  How does one spot the difference?