You know you're an escort when...

[PoshTotty]

When I look at my middle aged, single male friend and bet he pays for it because he's never had a GF and surely can't go without sex.

When I look at middle aged men in general and think they all see escorts.

When I look at men and wonder what sexual deviance they have.

When I cringe at prostitutes in dramas. They're either street girls or high end jet setters, nothing inbetween.

[foreign affairs]

When random clients recognize me in public and shout my working name to draw attention

When there is hardly anything about sex that would suprise me

When I look at random ppl and wonder who is an escort/client

[Newbabe]

when you know where the lifts are in every hotel lobby

[emmagfe]

Condoms scattered in different hiding places in your room.

You wonder if every girl is a WG.

You look at men and think perfect client and wish you had a business card!

You used to be the girl everyone shamed for one night stands now you look at them in shame!

You don't trust anyone!

You find hidden ?20 notes in loads of different purses and bags!

[Wailing Banshee]

-You find yourself being nice to random old men, then realise you're not being paid to be nice to them!

-The question you get asked the most is 'So what's the weirdest thing you've done' followed by 'Don't you have to have sex with dirty smelly old men?'

- You become so blas? about being naked you shock your friends by stripping off in front of them when you need to get changed.

- You can write an entire blog entry in your head at the same time as sucking cock/being shagged

- You don't believe any man is capable of being faithful

- You see revolting looking men in the street and think please don't let him show up one day

-You buy ridiculously high heeled shoes knowing you'll won't need to walk far in them and actually spend most your time in them on your back!

-When you're not working the best thing is not having to shave/remove hair

-You have male shower gel in the bathroom even though you don't live with a man

- You do 20 times more laundry than anyone else you know, mainly towels and bed linen.

-You can get changed and get your make up on in record time.

[Devilish Afro]

I have just started and every single man I see is a potential client. 

[La-lique]

You never need to buy pens envelopes and paper. . . All hotel branded of course             when your out of tea or coffee you can dip into your hotel swag:) same applies when you realise you are out of shampoo, shower gel, cotton buds etc ha can you tell i like my hotel swag:)

[lili69]

You never need to buy pens envelopes and paper. . . All hotel branded of course             when your out of tea or coffee you can dip into your hotel swag:) same applies when you realise you are out of shampoo, shower gel, cotton buds etc ha can you tell i like my hotel swag:)

LOL    I am also adding the fluffy slippers from the Corinthia to that list! xxx

[Janie_J]

-The question you get asked the most is 'So what's the weirdest thing you've done' followed by 'Don't you have to have sex with dirty smelly old men?'

- You become so blas? about being naked you shock your friends by stripping off in front of them when you need to get changed.

- You don't believe any man is capable of being faithful

-You buy ridiculously high heeled shoes knowing you'll won't need to walk far in them and actually spend most your time in them on your back!

-When you're not working the best thing is not having to shave/remove hair

-You have male shower gel in the bathroom even though you don't live with a man

- You do 20 times more laundry than anyone else you know, mainly towels and bed linen.

-You can get changed and get your make up on in record time.

All of the above.  However, the laundry gets me down even though I don't see many clients at all!  I'm going to have to invest in a washer/dryer......

[Serendipity]

... you've come up with every excuse to your friends as to why you have to dash off!

[FOXXY]

when every time your phone rings.you have to make sure you don't say hello how may i help you.then realise it's your personal phone.and it is your friend or a family member calling you.lol

[blondieMK]

When your dad/mum/brother rings and you have to stop yourself from answering 'hello can I help?'
When someone texts 'are you free?' on your personal number, you have to reply lol!
When the guy you've been seeing gets confident and asks if you've done anything sexually 'out there' and all you want to reply is 'well I've had many, many threesomes, quite often 3 or 4 a day, I've done pretty much everything in the bedroom department. In fact anything you have done I've done 10x better and hot paid for it.' hehe

[curvygrace]

 
When you see those BB cosmetic products on the shelves and have a giggle to yourself.
 

yes! totally! loll

[curvygrace]

-You find yourself being nice to random old men, then realise you're not being paid to be nice to them!

-The question you get asked the most is 'So what's the weirdest thing you've done' followed by 'Don't you have to have sex with dirty smelly old men?'

- You become so blas? about being naked you shock your friends by stripping off in front of them when you need to get changed.

- You do 20 times more laundry than anyone else you know, mainly towels and bed linen.

-You can get changed and get your make up on in record time.

in agreeance to all these points!!

[curvygrace]

you know your an escort when:

you wear sunglasses to the supermarket even when raining to avoid eye to eye contact with any punters out and about

you have more money in your bed room safe than your bank account

you relish not wearing any make up and slob out at any given chance!

you find yourself giving friends(who know) condoms and sex advice

...your single :-(