You know you're an escort when...

[mature helen]

Seeing individual packs of tissues with a sign over them saying 'velvet facials' and it makes you do a double take.

[Alison381]

When you go over to matalan every week to empty the rack of plus size hold ups 

[JustAnotherHooker]

When you never say blowjob anymore and call it oral constantly...
When you find yourself getting inwardly annoyed when you hear guys talking badly of hookers...

[sweetmilf]

Looking around a few civvie guys, thinking to myself, "ah, they are decent men, who would never dream of paying to have sex with hookers...they are too nice.."  How do I know?  I need to stop kidding myself.

[VoluptuousCurves]

Looking around a few civvie guys, thinking to myself, "ah, they are decent men, who would never dream of paying to have sex with hookers...they are too nice.."  How do I know?  I need to stop kidding myself.

Why is it an either/or? Don't you think our clients (not all of them obviously) are decent men?

Do you think you are not a decent woman because you choose to sell sexual services?

[sweetmilf]

Why is it an either/or? Don't you think our clients (not all of them obviously) are decent men?

Do you think you are not a decent woman because you choose to sell sexual services?

That's the whole point of my post, VC sorry, if that wasn't clear. 

Well, you know no matter how many years I escorted, I still have an inner little girl inside who believed there was a nice man who only loves you and only you.  You know, it's not true, but it's just pleasant and nice even if it is not in reality.   Having said that there was a post by a well-known poster here that not every single man do punt.  That's also true. There are married guys who haven't got any interest in seeing escorts and dedicated to his work and family life.  You never know.  But I have gone off topic here..

[Alison381]

When you look forward to the time of month so you can lay around in your jammies and eat chocolate all day.

In my civvy life i hated been on my period..... now it means I can have a bit of a rest.

[Lushblossom]

When you don't do sex for free any longer.....

[Schwiftysquancher91]

Looking around a few civvie guys, thinking to myself, "ah, they are decent men, who would never dream of paying to have sex with hookers...they are too nice.."  How do I know?  I need to stop kidding myself.

I always think the opposite, every guy I see on the train/bus as a potential punter. When I see hundreds of guys in suits get off a certain platform when in London I go straight on here and see if there are any rooms being offered in that area.

Of course there are guys who don't use prostitutes but in reality even the most loyal of husbands/bf/sex buddies and everyone in between see us for all kinds of reasons, doesn't mean they are automatically not decent men, same way we are not automatically unholy messes

[londonfox]

When you don't do sex for free any longer.....

This. Escorting has completely cured my casual sex compulsion in so many ways.

[londonfox]

getting into a nice comfy dressing gown when the client's on his way out feels like a gift from god

[sweetmilf]

goes to the local discount store, there's this young bloke, who never say, hi to anybody, his customers, just no social pleasantries, just dead quiet.  I think.."oh poor guy at the checkout, when was the last time he got laid?" a couple of years ago?  It's showing.  May not be, but I somehow think that.    Looking more like a serial killer by the minute...

[Dynamite Doll]

When you have to get a new winter wadrobe and since its not busy at the moment need to invest wisely to make sure your office boots also be used as sex boots. Kill two birds in one stone.

[Sexymilf]

I said today at work PSE instead of PPE (personal protective equipment). No one noticed my slip up i hope x

[Schwiftysquancher91]

You have to make sure your history is, well history! And to close all your private browsing tabs becomes second nature.