Being psychic

[Coty]

Ok, so I know I'm retired now...but still got my profile up as my ops not till Tuesday so still been joining in here and getting stupid idiots contact me!

Had one guy who I stupidly got into a conversation with (well I'm bored!) who told me his name was George, he was in his 30's and was English and had his own apartment......and was so obviously a time waster. But as the conversation went on certain things we escorts pick up on were taking shape in my head and I said to him...Look I would imagine from what I've seen you write so far that you are probably 28/29, Asian, and not called George and live at home with Mummy and Daddy.

He said OMG...are you a psychic?  I'm 28 and Indian and do live at home and my name isn't George but I'm not telling you what it is!!!!

YES...another one sussed:-) I do love my psychic escort powers:-))

[Liverbird]

I agree!
ESP is deffo a 'must have' in this job for those who wish to succeed!!

Best wishes for a speedy recovery
LB.x

[Friday]

ha ha ha 

That's hilarious... and so true 

[VioletteUK]

I too do the same, when bored. I like to keep the ho-tena sharp. Too funny.

[kizzie]

ha! i cant say i can do that, but I can sense underlying emotions! (eeek! bubbling seething anger is never a great one to be caught alone with) but do you think we can do this because we are escorts or escort cause we can do this?

[Coty]

I'd say it's because we're escorts, as I learned the hard way. When I started out I believed everything anyone ever told me HA HA HA...what a naive fool I was!

[VioletteUK]

ha! i cant say i can do that, but I can sense underlying emotions! (eeek! bubbling seething anger is never a great one to be caught alone with) but do you think we can do this because we are escorts or escort cause we can do this?

It is because we are escorts. I am notorious for eavesdropping on conversations at other tables, and I have to resist the temptation to walk over and tell the girl that her bf is sprouting total and utter bs.

[Coty]

It is because we are escorts. I am notorious for eavesdropping on conversations at other tables, and I have to resist the temptation to walk over and tell the girl that her bf is sprouting total and utter bs.

Ha ha ha...me too! Or advise friends who think the sun shines out their partners backside and you just KNOW he's a player!

[VioletteUK]

It is because we are escorts. I am notorious for eavesdropping on conversations at other tables, and I have to resist the temptation to walk over and tell the girl that her bf is sprouting total and utter bs.

Ha ha ha...me too! Or advise friends who think the sun shines out their partners backside and you just KNOW he's a player!

How do women get to this point of total delusion about their men? Sun shining out of backsides and such nonsense.

[phoenix77]

Yeah, I often wonder that. My friend recently said she thinks some men are faithful, I replied that no men are faithful.. She's really deluded, even after her boyf cheated on her and even made a pass at me when we were all out one night! 

[sarahyorks]

My boyfriend tells pure fibs all the time, and he never realises I know when he's doing it.

Annoys me no end, but if one thing being an escort teaches you it's that men lie

[VioletteUK]

My boyfriend tells pure fibs all the time, and he never realises I know when he's doing it.

Annoys me no end, but if one thing being an escort teaches you it's that men lie

The wicked part of me, wishes sometimes their wives would walk in on us, just to see the sputtering lies that would issue forth from their mouths. I would love to see, the client who is bent over doggy style, with me shafting him with my largest strap on, explain that!

[sarahyorks]

My boyfriend tells pure fibs all the time, and he never realises I know when he's doing it.

Annoys me no end, but if one thing being an escort teaches you it's that men lie

The wicked part of me, wishes sometimes their wives would walk in on us, just to see the sputtering lies that would issue forth from their mouths. I would love to see, the client who is bent over doggy style, with me shafting him with my largest strap on, explain that!

I've once had the wife of a serial timewaster (this was in the early days when I thought it was normal for a client to call for a chat a few times before making a booking) ring me as my number was showing on his phone bill a good few times a day yet he told his wife that it was a wrong number. She asked me outright 'is my husband calling you to arrange to pay you to have sex with him?' as she was outright with me I was outright with her and told her that her husband is a serial pest and never actually met me. Her reply was a classic 'love a cocktail sausage is longer than him you're not missing out on a thing'

[casey_kisses]

My boyfriend tells pure fibs all the time, and he never realises I know when he's doing it.

Annoys me no end, but if one thing being an escort teaches you it's that men lie

The wicked part of me, wishes sometimes their wives would walk in on us, just to see the sputtering lies that would issue forth from their mouths. I would love to see, the client who is bent over doggy style, with me shafting him with my largest strap on, explain that!

Would br a horrible for the wife though! 

xx

[sarahyorks]

Yeah, I can't think too much about the wives though or some guilt would kick in with me I think