How not to book an escort,world championships!

[Emma_C]

Ever had guys texting you the word "Outcall" followed by (presumably their) post code???

yep bloody rude that is. I had "Outcall now XXXXXX" last week, the charmer then called me a few days later sounding intoxicated so I wished him luck finding an escort.

[Aqua Allegoria]

yep bloody rude that is. I had "Outcall now XXXXXX" last week, the charmer then called me a few days later sounding intoxicated so I wished him luck finding an escort.

I have it on my profile that I need 24 hour notice for an Outcall.
Sometimes when I'm in a mean mood and a moron type calls saying " you free for an Outcall" I ask in my sweet dumb blonde voice "oh yes of course! Are we talking tomorrow afternoon or evening?"

[wishlist]

text to my phone

'Hi u do army lads lv'

[Aqua Allegoria]

text to my phone

'Hi u do army lads lv'

No, marines only. I got a thing for NCIS 

[wishlist]

No, marines only. I got a thing for NCIS 

Dam wish id replied with that lol

[Aqua Allegoria]

Dam wish id replied with that lol

I replied that once. A marine called me. A young guy, sounds lovely on the phone. So I literally scream "oh I LOOOOVE NCIS"
There was this huge moment of silence and he says "I don't know what that is but I love Game of Thrones!"
Best booking ever!

[mature helen]

Text received tonight

Hi sweetheart I'm xxxx 48yrs from xxxxx a tad shy you are gorgeous pity your so far away I live in a 3 bed house the 2 biggest bedrooms are spare if you wanted a second base to work from you can have either room and I would only charge you ?50 for either room a month and 30 minutes of you time a month you would have to decorate to your likeing and you could hav as many client around as you wish for heres my number xxxxxxxx I'm on watsapp luv xxxxx

[VoluptuousCurves]

Text received tonight

Hi sweetheart I'm xxxx 48yrs from xxxxx a tad shy you are gorgeous pity your so far away I live in a 3 bed house the 2 biggest bedrooms are spare if you wanted a second base to work from you can have either room and I would only charge you ?50 for either room a month and 30 minutes of you time a month you would have to decorate to your likeing and you could hav as many client around as you wish for heres my number xxxxxxxx I'm on watsapp luv xxxxx

Gosh, how could you resist?!

[Gypsy]

Text received in middle of last night:

'I need you sure I'll pay full whack.'

Pay full whack made me giggle. Not sure why but it gave me a laugh and put a smile on my face 

[VoluptuousCurves]

Via text.

Him: Do you offer bareback for extra
Me: Are you mental?
Him: yes

 

[Guiltypleasure]

Via text.

Him: Do you offer bareback for extra
Me: Are you mental?
Him: yes

 

OMG excellent ! Five stars for that , needed a good laugh this morning x

[katrina]

Text received in middle of last night:

'I need you sure I'll pay full whack.'

Pay full whack made me giggle. Not sure why but it gave me a laugh and put a smile on my face 

They do make me laugh when they come out with stuff like that, as if the fee is optional 


Imagine going into the hairdressers and saying "I need my hair cutting now sure I'll pay full whack  lol

[Guiltypleasure]

Yep they do make me laugh , last week I could of done with some of those just to answer: I'm asleep but if you come around I'm sure there's someone here who'll do a big wack lol x

[Guiltypleasure]

3am last night ( don't work nights)
Can you send a face pic !
Should of took a selfie and sent that at 3am ( I didn't hear on silent lol)
Number saved so I can get him f he calls lol

[candystarbbw]

Text received tonight

Hi sweetheart I'm xxxx 48yrs from xxxxx a tad shy you are gorgeous pity your so far away I live in a 3 bed house the 2 biggest bedrooms are spare if you wanted a second base to work from you can have either room and I would only charge you ?50 for either room a month and 30 minutes of you time a month you would have to decorate to your likeing and you could hav as many client around as you wish for heres my number xxxxxxxx I'm on watsapp luv xxxxx

lol am really lol