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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10995 on: 03 March 2017, 05:59:30 pm »
'Er is this the sexy bbw?' ::)
'Yes..'
'Is this phone call costing me?'
'What?!?Well it'll be whatever price your mobile provider costs you?'
'Oh right great how big are your tits then?'
Phone down at my end... :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10996 on: 03 March 2017, 09:26:02 pm »
"I'm thinking of booking you"
"Ok so how can I help you today"
"Thought we could just chat for now"
"I have to go now"
"Awwww stay a while"

I cut him off quick sharp!

I hate "awwww"  ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10997 on: 04 March 2017, 02:14:23 am »
"I'm thinking of booking you"
"Ok so how can I help you today"
"Thought we could just chat for now"
"I have to go now"
"Awwww stay a while"

I cut him off quick sharp!

I hate "awwww"  ::)

Sounds like a pillock I dealt with yesterday who wanted to "get to know" me because he's thinking of making a booking. Like I have nothing better to do than play 20 questions with a guy wanking.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10998 on: 04 March 2017, 07:16:02 pm »
'Can you give me some on credit and if I don't pay you tell my girlfriend?'

Serioiusly.  Is this the world we are now living in?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10999 on: 05 March 2017, 10:10:32 am »
"I'm really interested in arranging a meet but I was wondering if it's possible to pay in cash?"

 ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11000 on: 05 March 2017, 11:49:50 am »
Sooo being new to this I'm still really naive (or a bit thick)

So I get an email from a guy, pretty normal I think. Wanting to meet, hotel, 1.5hrs. A bit of detail about what he'd like, all pretty standard to what I've had so far.

We go through some details, alls good.

Then he emailed the day before, no hi or anything, just a random "Do you like veg?"

Well me being me, I think, I this because I'm a big girl, is he being rude..was the booking just to waste time? Etc etc.
So I email back, "well I try and have my 5 a day where possible, I love all fruit and veg except tomatoes, but I'll be concerned over my health thanks, remember YOU booked ME"

To which he replied, "I actually want to fuck you with veg, I love it, I love watching a girl try and insert aubergines, cucumbers, and if you're happy to do that I need to know as I'm going shopping now"

Well what do you say??? How do you know??? I just had to cancel xx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11001 on: 05 March 2017, 12:01:55 pm »
Sooo being new to this I'm still really naive (or a bit thick)

So I get an email from a guy, pretty normal I think. Wanting to meet, hotel, 1.5hrs. A bit of detail about what he'd like, all pretty standard to what I've had so far.

We go through some details, alls good.

Then he emailed the day before, no hi or anything, just a random "Do you like veg?"

Well me being me, I think, I this because I'm a big girl, is he being rude..was the booking just to waste time? Etc etc.
So I email back, "well I try and have my 5 a day where possible, I love all fruit and veg except tomatoes, but I'll be concerned over my health thanks, remember YOU booked ME"

To which he replied, "I actually want to fuck you with veg, I love it, I love watching a girl try and insert aubergines, cucumbers, and if you're happy to do that I need to know as I'm going shopping now"

Well what do you say??? How do you know??? I just had to cancel xx

Guys like that will never show up to the booking. Idiotic time wasting wankers.

Insert an aubergine  ::) It's the size of a baby's head you plum. Maybe try shoving one up your own arse!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11002 on: 05 March 2017, 03:04:22 pm »
'Can you give me some on credit and if I don't pay you tell my girlfriend?'

Serioiusly.  Is this the world we are now living in?


Tell him you'll do worse than that if he doesn't pay, you will tell his mummy and daddy  ::)




Just had a reasonable polite email off someone all sounds ok then he says "By the way I'm not single, I'll understand it that's a problem" WTF do grown men really think we do this job in the hope of getting ourselves a boyfriend?!! Its not fucking 'dating'   :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11003 on: 05 March 2017, 03:07:05 pm »
"I'm really interested in arranging a meet but I was wondering if it's possible to pay in cash?"

 ::)

Tell him no that's not possible you only accept payment in magic beans  ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11004 on: 05 March 2017, 04:54:14 pm »
Idiot - "Any movement on the price babe xx"
Me - "Only up."

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11005 on: 06 March 2017, 09:05:59 pm »
Guy calls and goes through the whole charade of making a booking then when it comes to wrapping up the call turns out he is over 200 miles from my location and 'just liked my pics' so can I still visit him for... wait for it... 15 mins?!

I asked him if he had taken his medication today and hung up. WTF????!!!!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11006 on: 06 March 2017, 09:12:19 pm »
Wow how sexy do you look
i would love to please you
i would start by kissing your luscious lips
then i would work my way down removing your breasts
and i would lick and suck your hard nipples
then i would work my way down again lifting your little dress to find you have no knickers on and i would lick and finger your juicy wet pussy tasting all your juices
then i would get you on all fours and i would slide my big hard cock deep inside your dripping wet pussy fucking you deep and hard
how about it
love Paul xxxxxx

Checked his profile

Last Updated:   05/03/2017 18:43:16   Age:   117
Member Since:   11/08/2014 06:51:13   

My reply

I have a lower age limit but i also think that 117 is a bit old for me
 


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11007 on: 06 March 2017, 09:36:33 pm »
Wow how sexy do you look
i would love to please you
i would start by kissing your luscious lips
then i would work my way down removing your breasts
and i would lick and suck your hard nipples
then i would work my way down again lifting your little dress to find you have no knickers on and i would lick and finger your juicy wet pussy tasting all your juices
then i would get you on all fours and i would slide my big hard cock deep inside your dripping wet pussy fucking you deep and hard
how about it
love Paul xxxxxx

Checked his profile

Last Updated:   05/03/2017 18:43:16   Age:   117
Member Since:   11/08/2014 06:51:13   

My reply

I have a lower age limit but i also think that 117 is a bit old for me

He should check the legal status on removing a womans breasts

VoluptuousCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11008 on: 06 March 2017, 09:49:25 pm »
Idiot - "Any movement on the price babe xx"
Me - "Only up."

 :D :D :D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11009 on: 07 March 2017, 09:22:03 am »
"Hi sexy babe

Just seen your profile babe
Wow you look stunning . Can't stop wanking over your naughty pics mmm
Can we meet for our first naughty sex session?

PS. Just added some new pics"

I was sure they were of his cock and when i looked I was correct (and it was bent) why does he think telling me he is wanking and directing me to pictures of his cock will make me want to meet him. I know its quiet at the moment but really