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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11220 on: 29 April 2017, 12:22:18 pm »
Him: Can I just ask you a couple of questions?
Me: [now I think you're a TW] OK.
Him: When you do deep french kissing, do you use your proper tongue and that?
Me: No, I use a fake one that I keep in my handbag. [Hangs up]
Ya ha ha!

SimplySinful

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11221 on: 29 April 2017, 12:59:11 pm »
And the ones who start off an email or a phone call with 'I know this isn't on your profile but...will you do X Y Z'  🙄🙄🙄🙄

Lushblossom

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11222 on: 29 April 2017, 01:01:17 pm »
Or the jokers who email you and say 'May I ask you something?' and that is ALL they put!

SimplySinful

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11223 on: 29 April 2017, 01:10:51 pm »
End of phone call...

Him:  do you want me to send you a picture.

Me:  no that's not necessary just confirm please

HOHUM I guess that's probably a no-show then

Gypsy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11224 on: 29 April 2017, 01:19:04 pm »
I don't know about anyone else but I find whenever I use Available Today I get a massive increase in Time-wasting..

So far today I've had 3 calls from guys who clearly did the equivalent of shutting their eyes and sticking a pin in a map...

The first after asking basics like price and location requests that I 'tell him about myself' so I refer him to my profile

The second after asking basics then says 'do I do sex without a condom' I said no way..

The third asked a string of questions and I'm pretty sure he won't show 🙄🙄🙄

Don't you find guys who seem to be 'in a rush' over the phone are either TWs or no shows. This is my experience anyway. Texts like - Hi, are you available?' Then he rings you ten minutes later, in too much of a rush to say anything but hi are you available? When I say no sorry I'm not they just hang up.
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These days there are no Prince Charmings. A girl just has to be her own hero

SimplySinful

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11225 on: 29 April 2017, 01:26:37 pm »
Don't you find guys who seem to be 'in a rush' over the phone are either TWs or no shows. This is my experience anyway. Texts like - Hi, are you available?' Then he rings you ten minutes later, in too much of a rush to say anything but hi are you available? When I say no sorry I'm not they just hang up.

 Pretty often they are  and usually haven't  looked at your profile at all

sweetmilf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11226 on: 29 April 2017, 07:04:38 pm »
I have had a typical one of these.  Eventually, I declined to see him.  He never reads when I am available.  Always on his term, "I'm available now so you see me now" regardless of my availability.  Just arrogant.  He wants to dump his load and he expects you to be the dumpee, not someone.  He treats like a hole. He throws his cash at me and I should be available when he is free.    It simply won't work.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11227 on: 29 April 2017, 09:35:14 pm »
Just received a text saying 'incall today' I find it soooooo rude these kind of texts

I once had a text saying "Outcall now"  :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11228 on: 30 April 2017, 02:06:30 pm »
Woke up this morning to the email from the Polish bloke with three pics of his naked grandmother attached and two texts:

Pos code plise ledie
I'm hungury, feed me your shit


FML...
"There is no sin except stupidity" - Oscar Wilde

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11229 on: 30 April 2017, 02:12:25 pm »
Woke up this morning to the email from the Polish bloke with three pics of his naked grandmother attached and two texts:

Pos code plise ledie
I'm hungury, feed me your shit


FML...
God I've had this email several times!The first one was on about his mother and the picture was of a dressed elderly lady and so I actually thought he had mistakenly emailed me and so I emailed back like a dickhead to tell him he had the wrong person!This was through local escorts.He's emailed again twice and I've just set his emails to go straight to spam.Google translate didn't mention anything about eating shit so I just thought it was a genuine mistake!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11230 on: 30 April 2017, 02:41:39 pm »
Woke up this morning to the email from the Polish bloke with three pics of his naked grandmother attached and two texts:

Pos code plise ledie
I'm hungury, feed me your shit


FML...

Oh dear god, lol. I always feel second-hand bad when folks from PL act like utter morons, so sorry about some of our idiots getting out of the pen. ;D

GothGirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11231 on: 30 April 2017, 04:45:37 pm »
Just had a phone call (in broken English )

Me: hello how can I help?

Idiot: text me addresss

Me: pardon?

Idiot: TEXT ADDRESS NOW

me: sorry? Do you have a booking?

Idiot: no but I come now you text address

Me: obviously bloody not! *hung up*

 :D

GothGirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11232 on: 30 April 2017, 04:46:33 pm »
Also received this at 3AM -

'Hey R u free now for outcall for 3 guys????'

SimplySinful

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11233 on: 30 April 2017, 05:52:46 pm »
Text today:

Be my wife  :-* :-*  :-* :-*

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11234 on: 30 April 2017, 06:17:51 pm »
Woke up this morning to the email from the Polish bloke with three pics of his naked grandmother attached and two texts:

Pos code plise ledie
I'm hungury, feed me your shit


FML...

I get these at least once a week - who the hell is doing this, do they think we are men looking for a dirty GILF experience?!