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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11340 on: 06 June 2017, 01:33:48 pm »
Been a real doozey of a week for knobheads contacting me but today's gem.
'Hi are you a bbw by any chance?'
'Well I advertise as a size 18 bbw so yes there's a good chance..'
'Ok well I've never shagged anyone would you do it?'
'No'
'Why not?'
'Have a think about how you have just spoken to me and then ask why I probably won't be seeing you..'
WTF is wrong with people? :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11341 on: 07 June 2017, 04:14:51 pm »
"I notice you dont do CIM but im a wealthy fit 25 year old white guy with fantastic hygiene and i like exploring limits.

How much to swallow my cum?

Everyone has a price, name it"

I was tempted to reply and inform him that not everyone has a price if they don't like something but decided just to immediately delete.
We're women, it's what we do. I just get paid for it.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11342 on: 07 June 2017, 04:19:47 pm »
"I notice you dont do CIM but im a wealthy fit 25 year old white guy with fantastic hygiene and i like exploring limits.

How much to swallow my cum?

It sounds like he was asking you to pay him so that you can swallow his precious cum lol.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11343 on: 10 June 2017, 06:56:38 am »
Hey Hun ( ooops bad start ) I'd like to book four hours , maybe extend to overnight ????
Me: sorry I dictate who I see and for how long , not you !
Blocked , this is rare but sounded dodge !!!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11344 on: 10 June 2017, 07:49:08 am »
I had one yesterday saying he does a special massage and only the WGs get it free, I quickly said do you want to boook ? I dont want a massage and you will be paying me , his reply was oh yes I will bring with me a bottle of JD for you, like wtaf goes through their heads ?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11345 on: 13 June 2017, 11:31:34 pm »
Got this drivel tonight:

'Hello MTH,


I am visiting your area from the 25th to the 28th of June. I shall be staying at a really nice hotel in Telford.

I hope you may be able to join me and hopefully on more than one day whilst I am there.


I would describe myself as; Happy, fun loving and happy to make others happy.


I will light candles for you. You and I will burn the candles at both ends, our candles will burn faster but our light will shine all the more brighter.

I appreciate the company of a gentle and well spoken lady. A very very nice and sensual lady. An elegant lady who is soft and gentle and pleasant to spend a good evening in with good conversation, tactile and dedicated to giving and having a good time together.


A memorable evening akin to what young lovers who have just met on their first date in the bedroom.

I am sure you smart, elegant, sensual and sexy lady who enjoys the thrills that life is and will give as well as enjoy our time together. Let us try and meet and enjoy good times together.

My dates again are: 19th June to 20th June.

Looking forward to good times together.

Let me know if we can meet.

T. Xxx

Smile and be happy. Live life to the full'

My reply:

1. You didn't read a word of my profile.

2. There's nothing gentle or soft about me, I am a common-as-muck gobshite.



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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11346 on: 14 June 2017, 08:53:26 am »
Got this drivel tonight:

'Hello MTH,


I am visiting your area from the 25th to the 28th of June. I shall be staying at a really nice hotel in Telford.

I hope you may be able to join me and hopefully on more than one day whilst I am there.


I would describe myself as; Happy, fun loving and happy to make others happy.


I will light candles for you. You and I will burn the candles at both ends, our candles will burn faster but our light will shine all the more brighter.

I appreciate the company of a gentle and well spoken lady. A very very nice and sensual lady. An elegant lady who is soft and gentle and pleasant to spend a good evening in with good conversation, tactile and dedicated to giving and having a good time together.


A memorable evening akin to what young lovers who have just met on their first date in the bedroom.

I am sure you smart, elegant, sensual and sexy lady who enjoys the thrills that life is and will give as well as enjoy our time together. Let us try and meet and enjoy good times together.

My dates again are: 19th June to 20th June.

Looking forward to good times together.

Let me know if we can meet.

T. Xxx

Smile and be happy. Live life to the full'

My reply:

1. You didn't read a word of my profile.

2. There's nothing gentle or soft about me, I am a common-as-muck gobshite.

hahahahah ;D hilarious I did not read the entire email was long boring. You response loool

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11347 on: 14 June 2017, 10:19:25 am »
Those long long emails really are a big yawn aren't they!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11348 on: 14 June 2017, 02:09:31 pm »
Mrs TH is my spirit animal!  ;D

I tend to respond with "Sorry I only see those who can be fucked to read my profile which clearly excludes you"

No love lost; genuine clients don't get in touch in such a fucking creepy way.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11349 on: 14 June 2017, 02:13:54 pm »
I received a text msg asking if I am a good ride how filthy this guy is with no manners at all. I am so glad that I am moving on in to a world full of respect.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11350 on: 14 June 2017, 08:10:43 pm »
I received a text msg asking if I am a good ride how filthy this guy is with no manners at all. I am so glad that I am moving on in to a world full of respect.

Just lately I've had similar,  lots of rude ignorant texts and emails via adultwork.  "you about" "Do you swallow" "I want" blah blah blah... the latest 'craze' with unknown ones just starting a sentence demanding this that and the other without even referring to me by name I've never known there to be so many bad mannered men around  :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11351 on: 14 June 2017, 08:26:19 pm »
So far this week's best offer, "you want to come now and name your price when you get here?"

Would any woman actually fall for this?   (I did not respond to his email, he probably sent it to lots of others and sat back waiting for those replies to pour in)  ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11352 on: 14 June 2017, 09:42:22 pm »
I had one at the beginning of the week wanting to meet , I explained I wasn't at work until tomorrow he just kept saying why are you lying to me , I said I'm not .
 
Yes you are it says here clearly that you are available today , I began to think I'd made a mistake so I said have you read my profile ?

Him yep totally but your still lying and I don't know why ?( I'm perfectly capable of getting my dates wrong , that's the only reason I kept checking with him .

I said I don't lie I'm off and in my own home.

Him : no your not what are you still lying to me ???

Me: look I'm not at work after he'd named hotel not far from me ??

Me : ok what's my fee ? And to be honest I'd never stay in a shit hole like that 300 beds min , filled with pimps around 20 quid a night , it's pimp city with ( possibly trafficked ) very unhappy extremely low fee girls ( I'd be scared shitless if I stayed there ),

Him : oh sorry wrong person ???

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11353 on: 14 June 2017, 10:12:04 pm »
I had one prick asking me which brothel I worked in and named 3 that closed over 5 years ago.He then went on to inform me I'd need to give him my address if I wanted him round asap...

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11354 on: 15 June 2017, 02:23:40 am »
I had one at the beginning of the week wanting to meet , I explained I wasn't at work until tomorrow he just kept saying why are you lying to me , I said I'm not .
 
Yes you are it says here clearly that you are available today , I began to think I'd made a mistake so I said have you read my profile ?

Him yep totally but your still lying and I don't know why ?( I'm perfectly capable of getting my dates wrong , that's the only reason I kept checking with him .

I said I don't lie I'm off and in my own home.

Him : no your not what are you still lying to me ???

Me: look I'm not at work after he'd named hotel not far from me ??

Me : ok what's my fee ? And to be honest I'd never stay in a shit hole like that 300 beds min , filled with pimps around 20 quid a night , it's pimp city with ( possibly trafficked ) very unhappy extremely low fee girls ( I'd be scared shitless if I stayed there ),

Him : oh sorry wrong person ???

Lol!! I think I would have hung up on him as soon as he asked, "why you lying to me"! Freak, I would expect my OH to say this, not a caller who hasn't even met me in person!

My god, your a better woman than me!!xx