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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11490 on: 28 July 2017, 01:49:09 pm »
08:50: Hi
08:50: Hi
08:50: Hi
08:50: I AM DEAF. I WANT SEXY WITH YOU AND HOW MUCH SEXY, PLEASE YOU CAN ADDRESS GIVE ME XXX YOU BABES COULD TEXT ME PLEASE XXX
08:50: I AM DEAF. I WANT SEXY WITH YOU AND HOW MUCH SEXY, PLEASE YOU CAN ADDRESS GIVE ME XXX YOU BABES COULD TEXT ME PLEASE XXX
08:50: I AM DEAF. I WANT SEXY WITH YOU AND HOW MUCH SEXY, PLEASE YOU CAN ADDRESS GIVE ME XXX YOU BABES COULD TEXT ME PLEASE XXX
08:51: I AM DEAF. I WANT SEXY WITH YOU AND HOW MUCH SEXY, PLEASE YOU CAN ADDRESS GIVE ME XXX YOU BABES COULD TEXT ME PLEASE XXX
08:51 Where r u to Coventry
08:51 Where r u to Coventry
08:53 Please you babes can text me
08:53 Please you babes can text me

He also phoned me four times, which rather gives the lie to his claim of being deaf.

Ohhhhh my champion is back!!!! Well good luck because once he sets his heart on you he will be back in your spam folder every other week!!!
Hes hilarious!

I WANT SEXY WITH YOU AND HOW MUCH SEXY Plenty plenty of sexy i say!
« Last Edit: 28 July 2017, 01:52:59 pm by Aqua Allegoria »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11491 on: 28 July 2017, 06:13:10 pm »
Losing my patience today  :FF.

A guy calls me and says: hi, can you tell me your name please?
Me: excuse me?
Him: what is your name?
Me: gave him my adult work name
Him: and can you tell me more about yourself? I looked at your profile yesterday but don't have it in front of me now.
Me: what?
Him: tell me more about yourself, your age, where are you from?
Me: please go back to my AW profile, and read if first before calling me. Goodbye.

I swear I'm waaay too nice to people on the phone  ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11492 on: 28 July 2017, 06:15:40 pm »
Losing my patience today  :FF.

A guy calls me and says: hi, can you tell me your name please?
Me: excuse me?
Him: what is your name?
Me: gave him my adult work name
Him: and can you tell me more about yourself? I looked at your profile yesterday but don't have it in front of me now.
Me: what?
Him: tell me more about yourself, your age, where are you from?
Me: please go back to my AW profile, and read if first before calling me. Goodbye.

I swear I'm waaay too nice to people on the phone  ::)

When I am in those moods to reply back not nice I say

Him - Tell me more about yourself
Me - I am a black girl with a massive black cock who will do you up the arse for 50 quid
Then the idiot puts phone down

Some guys are lazy diks

VoluptuousCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11493 on: 28 July 2017, 06:58:10 pm »
I have a little script now for guys who give me that bullshit. "I'm going to text you a link to my profile, please read it through and then give me a call back if you want to make a booking." They never call back!
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Mya888

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11494 on: 28 July 2017, 07:06:08 pm »
I don't know what they're expecting really, probably a good old chat over the phone to waste my time. The most annoying is that when they speak very slowly and they try to sound all sensual and posh. Anyone else gets that?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11495 on: 28 July 2017, 07:41:59 pm »
Yes the ones trying to sound sexy and usually with a lowered voice as if they have gone into the bathroom away from their partner to secretly call me. Yuck.

Today I had a guy saying he'd seen me two years ago n had good memories of fucking my arse. He was in the area today and wanted to come see me. I couldn't remember him. I told him I wasn't available until 4pm. He replies almost instantly saying he could come over now and fuck my arse for ?50, how does that sound? Fucking stupid I thought and unappealing. I responded that I told you I wasn't available until later and I don't do any services for ?50 so couldn't help him. He replied saying he apologises if he'd insulted me. Damn right you bloody idiot. This guy had three good feedbacks on aw and they all said he was such a nice guy with a big cock. Another thing I didn't fancy today as I woke up in a shit mood after a bad sleep with a headache, last thing I needed was a big cock especially after yesterday having to deal with stinky genitals in two bookings where wet wipes didn't cut it n I had to try my best not to puke but couldn't help gagging. No more...they all must wash when they arrive, no excuses! I'm not dealing with stinky, unwashed, sweaty or pissy bits again. It's vile.

Also had one tosspot ask to come in the morning for 10mins for ?30!!! FFS. I don't do mornings n would never do anything for such an insulting price.

I absolutely HATE men who think they can quote their own measly prices and see me when I've stated I'm not available for a timescale I do not offer.

CurlsnCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11496 on: 28 July 2017, 07:55:47 pm »
Had a bloke call and say he had my number in his phone but didn't know why. Said there must be a reason, what do you do? It was then established it must be because I do anal. He didn't book though. What an idiot. Fancy calling up and not even knowing anything about me. Ridiculous.

Have had others call and ask what I look like, my age, location, cost, services.....everything.....in one phone call. Fuck off!!! Why call if you don't even know what the girl looks like or a thing about her??? These sorts are just nuts. And of course they aren't going to book anyway.

Another texts "Are u available today?" all the time but has never once booked when I say yes I am. Blocked.

And I had a very cheeky call (voicemail) in the early hours by some teenager who I think was trying to act the big man in front of his mates, saying I like your pictures and your tits, bit droopy though but nice. Fucking rude. I thought you know what mate you need to learn a thing or two about the female body and mature bbws, as unless they have had an uplift it's not gonna be realistic to be an older lady, be supersize with big tits and have them be perky like some skinny porn model in her twenties or a girl with implants. These guys seem to think every woman has gravity defying breasts and it's just not real life. Oh and he wanted me to call him back. Yeah right.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11497 on: 28 July 2017, 07:57:26 pm »
Yes the ones trying to sound sexy and usually with a lowered voice as if they have gone into the bathroom away from their partner to secretly call me. Yuck.

When I get these I tell them to speak up as I'm hard of hearing (which is true). If I feel bitchy then I add "Young man!" at the end, channeling the old Viz comics of Mrs Brady, Old Lady :D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11498 on: 29 July 2017, 01:48:04 am »
My simple reply is FUCK OFF YOU TOSSER, then block the asses......No tolerance for fuckwits at all
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11499 on: 29 July 2017, 01:56:37 am »
Charming message earlier made my knicker elastic snap..



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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11500 on: 29 July 2017, 03:17:56 am »
My pre-bedtime gem, in just now via AW...

Can you do WhatsApp pictures with me

My reply...

No.

His reply...

Ok. Need to cum.


EDIT... and he's back: Your no fun. Booo



 ::)
« Last Edit: 29 July 2017, 03:26:21 am by Cat_BBW »

Lucie268

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11501 on: 29 July 2017, 02:23:02 pm »
I don't know what they're expecting really, probably a good old chat over the phone to waste my time. The most annoying is that when they speak very slowly and they try to sound all sensual and posh. Anyone else gets that?

Yes! They actually think they sound really seductive, as if we're going to swoon or something.

Lucie268

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11502 on: 29 July 2017, 02:26:42 pm »
This is someone I met once before.  He didn't tell me before as to why, but he said, not sure what time I could get to you.  I decided to refuse as you could end up waiting all day. Clearly, he's not respectful of my schedule.  He then tells me, "well, I am using a public transport from such and such".  Well, I have had clients who used the public transport, travelling much further than XYZ.    Some men are just so self-absorbed as we have no life or schedule to meet by expecting to drop everything for "him".  I had another client a long time ago, he's busy with work, never gave me a definite time, so it's always a last minute thing. Once I asked him, "do you know roughly what time?"  He never replied and went to someone else.    Fine by me, now he says he wants to see me again, but I replied politely, I doubt it will go ahead e.g. games.   No reply from him and generally, a guy, who minds escorts having our own minds, seemingly.

These guys think it's like a booty call and can show up whenever they please. They think they're the only client in the world! I get these vibes as well from guys who ask for the postcode straight away thinking they can just come immediately without even bothering to ask if we'll be available  :FF

Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11503 on: 29 July 2017, 02:56:40 pm »
I don't know what they're expecting really, probably a good old chat over the phone to waste my time. The most annoying is that when they speak very slowly and they try to sound all sensual and posh. Anyone else gets that?

Oh that winds me up crazy. I think they try to sound sophisticated so that us poor illiterate sex workers get impressed.
Ps: these never book so sometimes I allow myself a little treat and get snarky with them.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11504 on: 29 July 2017, 03:25:33 pm »
My pre-bedtime gem, in just now via AW...

Can you do WhatsApp pictures with me

My reply...

No.

His reply...

Ok. Need to cum.


EDIT... and he's back: Your no fun. Booo



 ::)

You should of sent him a picture of an infected std dick. - I always do when I get such stupid requests