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Gypsy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12090 on: 28 November 2017, 05:46:34 pm »
Hello, what's on your menu for ?40?

 :-X :-X :-X
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SimplySinful

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12091 on: 28 November 2017, 05:47:05 pm »
 I just had someone email to ask for a booking seemed okay, then got him to make the phone call to secure the day/time, he was quite gruff and says:

I want you to be wearing a dress with no bra and I want a coffee waiting

I answered, pardon me I didn?t hear what you said (actually I did I wanted to see if he had the nerve to repeat it because he made it sound like an order)

He repeated it so I told him to confirm on the day thinking... I don?t want to see this guy... then he sealed his fate by texting to say can I have a face picture  and was I on WhatsApp.

He didn?t get a response and I just blocked him since I knew he was the type of guy I didn?t want to see ... not to mention there is a FAQ addressing face pictures and sexting which is obviously what he was after as some of his feedback mentioned this (sexting) in a positive manner!

baijiu

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12092 on: 28 November 2017, 06:37:32 pm »
Just got this one on AW (whole thing is [sic]);

"hello baby girl,

i would love to get to know u i want to be ya boyfriend

i am good looking guy plus handsome

i am [name] from brazil i live in [area] i live 2mins from [station] give me a call [number]

i would love to work with you or we can work together or i can be ya bitch

i will lick ya pussy so good make ya dreams come true"


My reply: Try www.match.com

Considering it's my dream to never have a man go down on me again (with the exception of my bf if I'm feeling generous), I think he's way off base  ::)

Gracious

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12093 on: 29 November 2017, 02:12:49 am »
Had a guy today text me asking if Im available and if Im near [his postcode]. Sent him back the link to my ad saying he can ask Google because theres a local postcodes on my ad  :FF

He ended up calling me then I asked him if he'd gone back to my ad to see my postcode: "probably not" what sort of response is that?! Then I advised him how long it would take and asked if he was driving:

No
So are you prepared to take a taxi?
No
Then thanks for wasting my time! Have a great day!
*Hung up*
« Last Edit: 29 November 2017, 02:18:18 am by Gracious »
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hippydippy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12094 on: 29 November 2017, 07:10:14 am »
"Are you free on Wednesday? I'll give you ?50 for the hour"

Just, no.
I've lost track of how many cats I have...

Justine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12095 on: 29 November 2017, 09:34:07 am »
Just had a text

"Now?"

 ::)

SimplySinful

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12096 on: 29 November 2017, 01:10:56 pm »
Turned on phone this morning to get this text:

Are ya still awake from someone saved as a TW.

I?m not a bloody chat or sexting service!

Lucie268

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12097 on: 29 November 2017, 03:23:15 pm »
Can not be bothered with regs who start texting how you fixed today or any chance of a booking later type messages.  They are experienced enough to know how it all works so should know better. I have binned regulars for doing that.  Depending on who it is or how I feel at the time I may ask them to only get in touch when they know for sure they can book and have a definite time in mind then I can respond with a yay or nay.

So many regulars do this. I don't care how many times you've visited, every enquiry should lead with a date, time and booking length. It really frustrates me because it's only wasting their own time too with all the back and forth messaging that it necessitates as you painstakingly extract the info from them!

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12098 on: 29 November 2017, 04:54:09 pm »
I got a 'stunner' last night....

Text message:

Will you give me a golden shower

Ignore but cant lie, very tempted to reply 'no, piss off!'  ::) ;D
I got the same message earlier this week.  I just blocked the sender without a response.

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12099 on: 29 November 2017, 04:57:53 pm »
"Are you free on Wednesday? I'll give you ?50 for the hour"

Just, no.
But how could you refuse one such offer, HD??  It is the opportunity of a lifetime, IMO.
The cheeky bastard!

BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12100 on: 29 November 2017, 05:28:41 pm »
Phone call asking me where I was,how much it was for 30 mins,is it blow job without a condom.All the shit he could have read for himself!Followed by 'Can I come twice?' And 'Any chance I can do it for 50?' :FF

MsLadyV87

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12101 on: 29 November 2017, 06:25:54 pm »
I got the same message earlier this week.  I just blocked the sender without a response.

Awww I thought I was special!  ;D xx
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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12102 on: 29 November 2017, 11:42:10 pm »
Hi there and how are you
I hope my age isnt an issue as 26
I am curious to know whether I did half or the full hour if I can cum on more than one occasions and where am I allowed to cum and do you profile the following services within the price owo deepthroat and do you accommodate for anal if not it's ok. Also what would you wear to greet me into and where are you located for your incalls bookings
Can I have your number

Well...I clearly state I don't see anyone under 30, that deep throat is only offered in sub bookings which is a minimum of one hour, that I don't do anal, that I don't have a limit on how many times they can cum in the time they book, and my approximate location on my profile. I think he just wanted to a: ask for everything I don't do as well as ask about everything that is already answered if he could only open his eyes and read.   :FF :FF

hippydippy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12103 on: 30 November 2017, 03:07:04 am »
But how could you refuse one such offer, HD??  It is the opportunity of a lifetime, IMO.
The cheeky bastard!

just think of all the bills I can pay with ?50 though  ::)
He didn't even ask though, he just told me. V annoying.. Got another gem today
text- youfree now huni? And then, a dick pic -followed by- suck me bbe. Blocked.
I've lost track of how many cats I have...

Flamingopenguin

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12104 on: 30 November 2017, 08:47:28 am »
When they book you and then on the day say "oh no i am so sorry but a meeting has cropped up that i cannot get out of" pretty much i find this exclusively in londo.. What the heck does everyone spend their days dashing to meetings is that what they all are doing?! If you are "on call" then do not book?! Is it not that simple, Office worker men thinking their time is so much more valuable than mine, cannot wait to get out of london and away from its self obsessed men and back to the countryside!  ::)