How not to book an escort,world championships!

[Rosesugar]

How do they think these things up  madness 

[VoluptuousCurves]

I really wish there was an award for the most inventive message ever because I really think I have a great contender here...

Text yesterday (only just stopped laughing now)

'Hi im peter i know this sounds silly but would you sell a bloke to a chinese takeaway and keep the money you get for him if it was his fantasy'

I mean what can you say to that! Now I'll be very upset if any of you have had this too, he's mine...

Sorry but he texted me yesterday!

I've also had one which I think is also from him saying

"Hi I'm Peter would you cover me in sun dried tomatoes and cook me"

I replied "Sorry that's too middle class for me, Aldi tinned tomatoes will have to do"

[Justine]

A nice day off for me but I checked my texts and one thoughtful man who is to be commended for his discretion  , asked if I would meet up in my local pub for a little drink and then he would "follow" me back to mine.

You got to hand it to some of them for imagination.

[Hannaah]

A nice day off for me but I checked my texts and one thoughtful man who is to be commended for his discretion  , asked if I would meet up in my local pub for a little drink and then he would "follow" me back to mine.

You got to hand it to some of them for imagination.

I had similar, but he wanted to meet in a local pub to us both and have me give him a BJ in the toilets!

[chocoholicgirl]

Sorry but he texted me yesterday!

I've also had one which I think is also from him saying

"Hi I'm Peter would you cover me in sun dried tomatoes and cook me"

I replied "Sorry that's too middle class for me, Aldi tinned tomatoes will have to do"

 

I'm very confused now, I just sold him to the Chinese takeaway, he won't have the time for your Aldi tomatoes! Some guys just don't think, do they?!

 

[Rosesugar]

I had similar, but he wanted to meet in a local pub to us both and have me give him a BJ in the toilets!

I had some clown try this toilet meet up on me last year claimed he was staying at premier inn
Yet when I got there " oh I'll meet you in the loo luv can u do it in there "?
I drove off without answering his texts 

[Marianne]

Yet again my tiny mind is blown by people! i go round in circles about this - wondering why, not caring - wondering why again. It just baffles me what goes through these blokes heads. Although I'm not sure they are using their heads. Just people. I'm turning into a recluse! I love this thread though. At least I know it's not me that's the problem   

[Rosesugar]

Would you give me an hour booking in exchange for 7 bottles of wine worth 80.00 ?
I didn't need to reply 

[wishlist]

Good morning

Hope you are safe and well? I want to be cheeky and ask for a invite to yours for a few hours on Friday? Chill and fuck I am horny as hell but skint. I can come in uniform if that will convince you haha.

Your RAF guy Mark xxxx

 

[Marianne]

Good morning

Hope you are safe and well? I want to be cheeky and ask for a invite to yours for a few hours on Friday? Chill and fuck I am horny as hell but skint. I can come in uniform if that will convince you haha.

Your RAF guy Mark xxxx

 

Did he get lost? Does he think he's on Tinder??? Honestly! IT'S OUR JOB!

Saying that some of my actual clients are surprised when I say this is my only source of income. "It's not my hobby love!"

[wishlist]

Did he get lost? Does he think he's on Tinder??? Honestly! IT'S OUR JOB!

Saying that some of my actual clients are surprised when I say this is my only source of income. "It's not my hobby love!"

It really does amaze me some of the things that arrive in my inbox plus arrive in uniform......oh yes that's very discrete when would you like your free booking 

[JustAnotherHooker]

Good morning

Hope you are safe and well? I want to be cheeky and ask for a invite to yours for a few hours on Friday? Chill and fuck I am horny as hell but skint. I can come in uniform if that will convince you haha.

Your RAF guy Mark xxxx

 

Omg I don?t know if he?s trying to wind you up or he really is that stupid! I?d go with the latter though as we all know there?s a huge misconception that sws are just so damn horny all the time that we?ll take what we can get! These idiots infuriate me!


This reminds me of a time when I worked for an escort agency & myself and another girl were booked to go to a house with 2 guys and when we got there we exchanged names and then asked for the cash and one of the guys turned to us and said, ?we?ve no cash but we know how horny you escorts are & we have alcohol, good music & we can hold a great conversation?, and the other girl and I looked at each other & just laughed! We then phoned our boss who was pissed off and she asked to speak to one of the guys and she gave him it tight and asked him why the fuck are you booking escorts when you?ve no cash, and she said that she had told him the price over the phone and they had agreed to it, the guy went red & ended up putting the phone down on her and we swiftly left whilst the guys looked on! I genuinely think they were stupid rather than just trying it on! Honestly the amount of clients that are so deluded is unbelievable!! If I was just a horny bitch then I wouldn?t charge, I?d just give it away!

[Dynamite Doll]

I want to book you for 3 hours but I only have your 1 hour rate and the rest in 2 grams of charly 

Me: I require my full fee in English sterling No way I can go to my bank and say hey here you go I want to deposit this gear in exchange of cash.

Seriously we do get some dense guys who contact us.

[Meetingdiversity]

I just had a call from an unknown number who said Hi baby. I hung up smiling glad that my life is much better now. Over the bright horizon idiots give me even more determination to keep following my heart leaving idiot clients down there. I always thought back then about escorting attracts many ruff necks who wouldn't be seen in broad daylight. As they wouldn't last long. 

[Working lady]

   
 Seriously deluded or what            

From:   davidh189 (0) Profile  View All
Subject:   Proposition

Hi. I'm looking at seeing escorts again after a long break and was hoping to meet someone regularly. I do like the look of you and was thinking if you might be open to something that could be good for both of us?

Basically, I have a [a punting forum]unting account. It's genuine with a lot of reviews. I was thinking if you were interested in getting regular positive feedback/reviews on there from me then I would be happy to help out. All I would ask for in return is a little bit of a discounted rate which we could possibly discuss?
 

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