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Freya

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5925 on: 03 July 2014, 10:38:37 am »
I do understand that this text could be construed as rude. Maybe it's a bit of a lesson for me though as I have to say that if on an alternative universe I was requesting these services then I'd probably be along the same lines as him. That's not to say that it's not badly worded though. I don't think that he means to be rude he's just being business like about it, and if he was messaging me I would feel reassured rather than put off.

miss.mindy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5926 on: 03 July 2014, 10:26:29 pm »
I got a message saying "Will you do my 16 year old Kuz?"

I should tell him there is a 2 year waiting list , strangely enough I haven't seen anyone under 25 yet.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5927 on: 04 July 2014, 06:11:17 pm »
Twat the other day.

"I would like to meet you one day this week but can I not wear a condom and come inside you?"

I laughed at him. He said "what about doing it up the arse with no condom then, you can't get pregnant that way"?

Think he was just trying to shock as the way he spoke sounded deranged so I didn't respond much just laughed and hung up.
Been a right week this week.

caylee_k

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5928 on: 05 July 2014, 02:10:32 am »
I got an e-mail today from a guy asking me for (have blocked him and now his messages are gone so can't post it exactly) anal play (rimming and fingering) for 1 hr for 80 pounds at 1pm... I said no and not to contact me again as I don't offer rimming or fingering and my rate is not 80 pounds. He continued sending me messages on AW to which I did not respond. Then I get a text a few minutes later from someone wanting to book at 1:30 pm. I asked if he had contacted me on AW and he said 'no you're popular  ;)' I asked if he had an AW account and he said yes, so I responded that I could not book him at that time today but perhaps another day this weekend, however I would need a formal AW bookings request sent through, and if he was the person who had messaged me on AW that he should move along, as I did not offer the services he was looking for.

I then got a tirade of texts explaining that he had an AW account but he had deleted it, it had so much good feedback but he had a disagreement with some girl and she posted a bad review and now no one will book him... I swear to god it was like a letter, and it matched the writing style of the message he sent me on AW. I told him that was too bad and I wouldn't be able to book and he seemed like the person I had received messages from so wouldn't be an exception. Then he started sending me messages calling me a dirty slag, saying I don't understand this business and am unprofessional and he is going to post a bad review about me and my "shitty attitude." I told him he was clearly the same person messaging me on AW and not to contact me on either as I would be blocking him.

What a twat!  >:(

Rubyruby

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5929 on: 05 July 2014, 10:06:18 am »

Hello hun :) iveee Not done much before I'm looking for experience and to build my confidence up teach me learn me..i get girls but im just to shy:(
im fed up i dont know what to do...

i'm

clean and healthy
white
slim
nice eyes
nice teeth
brown hair
blue eyes
6ft
8 inch fat cock
genuine and serious

im currently looking for..
wank me off or suck me off with condom on?
can i write my name on ur bum?
can i take pics with out your face on show?

  :-*




 

happyhappyjoyjoy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5930 on: 05 July 2014, 07:19:42 pm »
^^^^ha ha nothing like describing your cock and then saying you are genuine and serious to make us think otherwise.


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Hi,
I have fetish that I hope maybe you can help me with. I have never done the following, but am looking really for someone to have the nerve to do it and so far I have not found anyone.
I am looking to be spanked in public on a busy street while being over your knee but with my trousers and pants down so on my bare bum. I am willing to travel to you or you to come down to me I am easy which one. I hope you would have the nerve to do it.
I know is a strange request please let me know if you have the bottle to do it.

caylee_k

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5931 on: 05 July 2014, 08:34:42 pm »
"Hello miss America how are you. I'm James and I'm 26. I was scared to ring you lol ;-) can I see you today pleeease"

This is just one of many today, got this one from a guy who I told I was unavailable at 8pm but could do 10:

"wow you're a dirty slag. Your pussy must be like air you get so much cock you sound dirty"

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5932 on: 05 July 2014, 11:19:21 pm »
^^^^ha ha nothing like describing your cock and then saying you are genuine and serious to make us think otherwise.


Anyone received this gem.

Hi,
I have fetish that I hope maybe you can help me with. I have never done the following, but am looking really for someone to have the nerve to do it and so far I have not found anyone.
I am looking to be spanked in public on a busy street while being over your knee but with my trousers and pants down so on my bare bum. I am willing to travel to you or you to come down to me I am easy which one. I hope you would have the nerve to do it.
I know is a strange request please let me know if you have the bottle to do it.

YEP! Twice so far. I think people are putting him down as a TW (which he may well be) but if genuine, he's going to have a problem finding what he wants trawling AW. He needs a specialist BDSM site (which he obv hasn't taken my advice on if he's still emailing prozzies).

Erotic flower

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5933 on: 06 July 2014, 06:53:57 am »
^^^^ha ha nothing like describing your cock and then saying you are genuine and serious to make us think otherwise.


Anyone received this gem.

Hi,
I have fetish that I hope maybe you can help me with. I have never done the following, but am looking really for someone to have the nerve to do it and so far I have not found anyone.
I am looking to be spanked in public on a busy street while being over your knee but with my trousers and pants down so on my bare bum. I am willing to travel to you or you to come down to me I am easy which one. I hope you would have the nerve to do it.
I know is a strange request please let me know if you have the bottle to do it.
I think he was the one running through a seaside town centre in a green mankini and  green wig  his bum was red and sore possibly him lol !! I even took a picture  :o

Erotic flower

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5934 on: 06 July 2014, 06:57:27 am »
Hi my name is *** id like you to help me hang myself in an erotic way, you look adventurous . :o
to which I replied I have no desire to help assisted suicide or even auto erotic affixation though this may bring a great orgasm but possible death by strangulation , he relied with thankyou for getting back to me.!!!!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5935 on: 06 July 2014, 07:41:06 am »
^^^^ha ha nothing like describing your cock and then saying you are genuine and serious to make us think otherwise.


Anyone received this gem.

Hi,
I have fetish that I hope maybe you can help me with. I have never done the following, but am looking really for someone to have the nerve to do it and so far I have not found anyone.
I am looking to be spanked in public on a busy street while being over your knee but with my trousers and pants down so on my bare bum. I am willing to travel to you or you to come down to me I am easy which one. I hope you would have the nerve to do it.
I know is a strange request please let me know if you have the bottle to do it.
I think he was the one running through a seaside town centre in a green mankini and  green wig  his bum was red and sore possibly him lol !! I even took a picture  :o

Snap! I had this one too! Maybe we should all turn up and oblige xx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5936 on: 06 July 2014, 12:09:02 pm »
Got this yesterday:
Him:Hey baby looking good, how much for overnight?
Me: I don't do overnights until I've had previous booking with you. Have you experienced domination with a dominatrix before?
Him: no never been dominated or stuff like that but you look just like my mates mum and I've always fancied her and she's always flirting with me.
Me: how old are you?
Him: I'm 18. Can I book you for 4 hours at 11 o clock tonight.
Me: your 18, never been dominated!! You couldn't cope with 4 hours with a full on dominatrix let alone overnight and more so you couldn't afford it!! I don't think so.
Him: oh don't worry about money baby, I will bring you presents as well, tell me what you want and I'll buy it for you. You can beat me as much as you want.
Me: what I want is to say goodbye.
Him: but baby I love you, tell me what you want I will do anything, I will buy you anything, I love you.
Me: goodbye.
Phone down.
He didn't call back!!!!!


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5937 on: 06 July 2014, 03:56:24 pm »
What I get a LOT is a text saying just this; ' Available?'
I'm not a bloody rental car or a hotelroom  >:(
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5938 on: 06 July 2014, 05:07:29 pm »
I dont answer to available? texts too :D
I also got an undecided guy today, he wanted to book but he couldnt tell me what time.. I blocked him to help him decide faster
semi retired

TeenKylie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5939 on: 06 July 2014, 08:00:09 pm »
I dont answer to available? texts too :D
I also got an undecided guy today, he wanted to book but he couldnt tell me what time.. I blocked him to help him decide faster
I fucking hate "Available" "U available" etc texts! Drives me nutttts!