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loubyloo

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10605 on: 06 December 2016, 01:50:05 pm »
I've had a couple of texts on and off over the last few mths about coming round and having a coffee first to make sure we get on.
He texted again this morning actually making an appt for early evening and when I said
Yes that's fine but you do know you still have to pay for my time , well I've had no reply since!

What a shame. I was so looking forward to having a coffee with a complete stranger for free!!!

Lucie268

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10606 on: 06 December 2016, 04:35:05 pm »
HI.ARE U WORKNING

Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10607 on: 06 December 2016, 06:01:06 pm »
I had are you free for a cheeky meet. I said yes. He said what area are you grrr

Any guy who uses the word 'cheeky' before anything is an idiot in my book.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10608 on: 06 December 2016, 07:21:51 pm »
I thrt cheeky sounded like a tw too but i went wth it x

VoluptuousCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10609 on: 06 December 2016, 07:23:56 pm »
Late last night:
Him: You still working

Today:
Him: Can we have sex
Him: what your name and age
Me: If you've got my number then you've seen my profile and know my name and age.
Him: I'm a 25 year old virgin so help me by having sex
Me: Well I'm a miserable old cow with no patience for time wasters, so jog on son.
And me, I am not a mess, I am a wilderness, yes
The undiscovered continent for you to undress

wishlist

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10610 on: 06 December 2016, 07:56:10 pm »
Send him in my direction- I"ll need something to watch once big brother is over for another year.

One of my most memorable was a lovely request from a gentleman to meet as friends, where I would be pleasured by this obviously very selfless man whose main priority was to give me a good time. How thoughtful of him:

"I'd be more into pleasurin u then anything. U work 2 hard and should be treated special and that's what I'd do 4 u."

followed quickly by:

"I'm hopin we can meet up at a friend level where ur not "workin" it'll make the sex so much more passionate. I'm sure u don't get that much. U should give me a discount seein as I'm more focused in givin u pleasure more then anything else ;)"

After being ignored:

"Uve neva given a discount or had sex 4 free?"

and about three hours later:

"I was just askin werent implyin nuffin I'm def willin 2 spend money on u who wouldn't ur an absolute knock out"

I kept them all because the whole conversation still makes me laugh like a drain. Berk.

Sounds like the donkey who contacted me a while ago

Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10611 on: 06 December 2016, 08:38:27 pm »
Sounds like the guy I saw the other night who reckons I 'should be married' and will therefore 'take me out' as it will 'get me out of the house'.

Full of good intentions these guys aren't they.

Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10612 on: 06 December 2016, 11:20:56 pm »
Moron tries to book today.
Ok. He then texts saying no sex, can I just dance and strip for him.
I reply saying I'm cancelling as I will not dance and strip for him.
Moron then replies in that case could I dance and strip AND give him oral.
Moron gets blocked.
Moron's texts go into my spam all along his explanation about him not wanting sex because he has a girlfriend so he wants to be faithful. And how about I dance AND strip AND we do reverse oral :FF :FF :FF

Emma_C

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10613 on: 07 December 2016, 07:51:02 am »
Email..

Subject header: "Come around"

"What a beautiful workman you are are you free for 3 hours so that I can look after you and feel your warmth close to me, sad I know but it would feel so nice"

First time I've been called a "workman", weird.

Luciexx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10614 on: 07 December 2016, 09:14:00 am »
I've had a couple of texts on and off over the last few mths about coming round and having a coffee first to make sure we get on.
He texted again this morning actually making an appt for early evening and when I said
Yes that's fine but you do know you still have to pay for my time , well I've had no reply since!

What a shame. I was so looking forward to having a coffee with a complete stranger for free!!!

I have had that.  Maybe, you could post his number and AW nick as the text pest under TW / text pest.  I posted once there. Sounds very, very similar.

TrashAzn

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10615 on: 07 December 2016, 11:43:51 am »
Any guy who uses the word 'cheeky' before anything is an idiot in my book.

I always say that "cheeky" basically translates to "twat". I've never had a good time with anybody who describes themselves as cheeky they just say idiotic things and when you get mad at them it's like "I'm just a bit cheeky!".

Green Carnation

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10616 on: 07 December 2016, 01:40:26 pm »
Woke up this morning to a text sent at 1.17am:

'Address. U alone' .......

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10617 on: 07 December 2016, 02:13:24 pm »
Hi which hotel are you staying at?

Thank


Not even a nice introduction yet this idiot has nice feedback. Fool. His aw message went straight to the bin.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10618 on: 07 December 2016, 05:24:05 pm »
I love this site really makes me chuckle

I've just had a guy on cam asking what's the biggest cock I've ever had? I don't think he liked my reply of, ohhh around 6ft 2" I think x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10619 on: 07 December 2016, 07:12:02 pm »
Same guy who sent , 'I'm laying in bed with a huge hard on and a cock ring on , fancy joining me?
I sent 'nope'

Just sent 'hey I'm staying in a hotel in ? and looking for some fun'
Me: well let's hope you find some then !

I've had a whole heap today prats !!!