How not to book an escort,world championships!

[Curvygal]

An email from someone I've never heard from before.

Hi I'm going to be cheeky, I'm very clean and easy going.Any chance of a discount ? X

I'm not sure cheeky is how I'd describe him, a tight-fisted cheapskate I think would be a more accurate description.

You know these discount seekers, I've got a new tactic with them.  I now ask them why.  And when they go, eh, what, I say 'No really, why?  Because you saw on the ad you got my number from my rate is xxx.  Why would I give you a discount??'  Then I smirk to myself and listen to them squirm!  Wa ha ha!

[meetingdiversity]

He sounded genuine but what raised alarm bells was he wanted me to enter through the back. To get dropped off at another adresse in the dark walking through garages to get to his back garden. He also said I will need to get out of the taxi to see him to walk over too.

Luckily the last client who asked me to meet him in the alley let me come to his front door or I wasn't going.

You get some weirdos.

[MissBehaving]

He sounded genuine but what raised alarm bells was he wanted me to enter through the back. To get dropped off at another adresse in the dark walking through garages to get to his back garden. He also said I will need to get out of the taxi to see him to walk over too

I had one of those , genuine enough but married and terrified of his "nosy" neighbours seeing me knocking on the door at 8pm during his wife absence ... he made me leave the same way ....

[meetingdiversity]

I had one of those , genuine enough but married and terrified of his "nosy" neighbours seeing me knocking on the door at 8pm during his wife absence ... he made me leave the same way ....

If I hadn't had a creepy experience at an out call last year with requests like this I might have went he said his family lived over the road hence the reason. I prefer going to the front door or hotel room for out calls from now on with no faffing about.

[inkedisobel]

2. Email received Monday from guy wanting a 2 hour outcall (it had to be an outcall because he couldn't leave his dogs alone apparently) He had ?150 to pay me (?80 short of what i charge for a 2 hour outcall) but he could offer me a lift from home and back to compensate for the shortfall as long as i 'don't mind a licking from a Labrador'

The labrador part actually made me feel a little bit sick. Joke or not, what is wrong with some people???

[TrashAzn]

The labrador part actually made me feel a little bit sick. Joke or not, what is wrong with some people???

Just idiots looking for a cheap wank over what they can convince you to do. I get the dog sex,dog licking you out etc requests at least twice a week.

[meetingdiversity]

Just idiots looking for a cheap wank over what they can convince you to do. I get the dog sex,dog licking you out etc requests at least twice a week.

They make it so obvious don't they at least try to hide it if they are smart.

[Lucie268]

Got a 'hi' text so responded saying that 'hi' gives me nothing and I need various details. He responded 'Relax. I started typing and hit send by mistake. If you are going to be so impatient and snappy then i can go elsewhere.'

I mean, I guess it might have been an honest mistake but you can blame me? If only they knew the barrage of nonsense we have to put up with.

[Aqua Allegoria]

A guy called me around lunchtime. Speaking with that effeminate modulated voice trying to sound sophisticated.
Talks a lot just to try to talk me into a quickie. I don't offer quickies. But he insists saying he doesn't have more time but he's horny and would like to get the feel of it.
Got annoyed, told him to unzip his pants and check if he can feel it.

[wishlist]

had 2 rather bizzar texts from the same person

hellooo babe im 24 id happily marry you off i see you by accident but your a beaut so ill let you no that i dont wanna escort id have you but in general thats not mee lol haveeeeee a good day

and then he texts

you said no txts lol but i aint ringing you to tell you that youd think im a right knob haha

    

[Aqua Allegoria]

had 2 rather bizzar texts from the same person

hellooo babe im 24 id happily marry you off i see you by accident but your a beaut so ill let you no that i dont wanna escort id have you but in general thats not mee lol haveeeeee a good day

and then he texts

you said no txts lol but i aint ringing you to tell you that youd think im a right knob haha

    

What? Read it twice. Me non comprendo 

[Zaracoope1983]

Client calls me wanting to see me, but had a busy day so knocked off. Told him I wasn't available and gave him some other options for future. Then I get messages, "are you the girl with tattoos who lives near Tescos?"
Me:nope
Him: you sure, because she lets me come and fuck her when her kids are in bed
Me:classy, absolutely not me
Him: please let me come, I'll pay you ?80 for an hour!!!
Me: ha ha ha way less than my rates, but good luck
Him: wow I could get two for that, too expensive
Me: fantastic
And now loads of abuse, not responding though, managed to block him now.

Toss pot x

[Curvygal]

you said no txts lol but i aint ringing you to tell you that youd think im a right knob haha

    

Because....it sounds completely normal when he texts it?!

[TrashAzn]

had 2 rather bizzar texts from the same person

hellooo babe im 24 id happily marry you off i see you by accident but your a beaut so ill let you no that i dont wanna escort id have you but in general thats not mee lol haveeeeee a good day

and then he texts

you said no txts lol but i aint ringing you to tell you that youd think im a right knob haha

    

And he felt that text was his best foot forward for a first impression?

[kate_x]

Email on AW

Will you do a handjob for ?10? I'll be quick