How not to book an escort,world championships!

[Marianne]

AW system allows 4 hours bookings to be placed wether you're available or not , aw  thinks that we wouldn't want to miss out on such a big fee whatever the circumstances 

Thanks for clarifying that. I hadn't read this and I started a new question in AW Q&A but that explains it. What a stupid system! He put in the request at 03.58 for 04.30! like I'm even going to see that before the next day.

[katrina]

Unfortunately yes. I only go up to 2hrs on my pricing but recently had a guy send a booking for 14 hours 

Thanks VC and Bibi for clarifying. 14 hours would be ok if they were paying the full hourly rate but the problem is anything over 2 hours they expect a discount 



Anyway my joker of the day who comes for a half hour booking (Not on a regular basis and at my lower rate too!!) he manages to squeeze into this: oral both ways, strap on and sex...texted me asking if I want to 'do a deal' with him allowing me to take photos of me fucking him up the arse    I politely declined his amazing offer 

[VoluptuousCurves]

I've had this amazing offer today and I'm so proud of my final response.

Email subject line: Fur coat fetish
Him: Can you dom my Wednesday morning
Me: Where do you live? What does your style of domination look like? And what does it have to do with a fur coat??
Him: It turns me on I'm in  peterbrough I like been hogtied and strangled with rope big turn on and like to be made to eat out of dog bowl
Me: Yeah, I don't do any of that and I'm nowhere near Peterborough, sorry.
Him: Will you put me on a dog collar and make me cum on yours boots then
Me: You're barking up the wrong tree, mate.

Barking
BARKING
I'm amazing

[Justine]

All by text.

I got the perfect offer today. A meet up to shag, not paid for, from someone who thought I was a woman he has always fancied and "wanted a no strings shag." He asked if I was XXX  XXXX and gave me the full names of a woman with the same first name as me.   He kept texting and saying he has always wanted to F  me (not me you understand, this other woman who happens to look similar to me) and would not accept me saying I am not her. I asked where he got my number and he said t'internet. He can only have found my number by looking on aw or websites of escorts.

So he thinks he has discovered a civvy friend who is escorting but still wants a free fukk.  I got fed up with the (at least 15) texts from him so I started to wind him up.  I don't usually do that but was bored so had some fun. It was getting ridiculous so I put his number into social media and there he was/is, along with his wife and family etc. I also very easily found the woman he thinks he was texting and yes she does look quite similar to me but is married and has her family all over the pages. I managed to text one last one hinting that I knew who he was and it still didn't put him off.

If you can follow all of that then good luck because it did my head in. I think he may now be scared I have found who he is but he was stupid enough to tell me this woman's surname and more stupid to have his phone number on social media.

If I was mean spirited or just a downright evil cow I could cause all kinds of bother for him but it is not in my nature and have just logged his number so if he contacts me again I will ignore (which I probably should have done at the outset!)

I need a lie down now.

[Mya888]

Keep on getting emails on AW from a female escort wanting to book me for her boyfriend birthday.
Apart from the fact that she wants to book me for one hour only, when she's and hour and a half drive away from me, she also made it very clear that her boyfriend wants bb, but won't come inside of me.
She clearly doesn't understand the word no.

Also apart from few positive feedbacks, I can see two red feedbacks (dangerous apparently to AW)  but can't actually read them.

[Marianne]

I've had this amazing offer today and I'm so proud of my final response.

Email subject line: Fur coat fetish
Him: Can you dom my Wednesday morning
Me: Where do you live? What does your style of domination look like? And what does it have to do with a fur coat??
Him: It turns me on I'm in  peterbrough I like been hogtied and strangled with rope big turn on and like to be made to eat out of dog bowl
Me: Yeah, I don't do any of that and I'm nowhere near Peterborough, sorry.
Him: Will you put me on a dog collar and make me cum on yours boots then
Me: You're barking up the wrong tree, mate.

Barking
BARKING
I'm amazing

 

[nemature]

Well it is not even 8am and I have already had

"I have been out all night and need sorting out can you help me" - no you are drunk

"I have a big cock is that a problem and can you do anal"- no to both
"well you are in for a treat with the size of mine" - no I am not cos you are not getting a appointment

Oh I hope today improves

[mature helen]

Email today from someone who has been an AW member for 8 years he has 2 feedbacks from escorts one a neutral for cancelling and one a negative for not turning up..

Hi there I have a fantasy where a woman holds me captive either tie me up or useing a long chain padlock it to me then to something strong so I can't escape and keep me like that for 5 hours is this something you could do, or if you had an out building or garage you could lock me in to great
 

I'd do it... if he were genuine, if I lived in a house, if I had a shed, if I had a garage, if I offered this service, if I did 5 hour bookings, if I had a chain and a padlock..

[Aqua Allegoria]

Email today from someone who has been an AW member for 8 years he has 2 feedbacks from escorts one a neutral for cancelling and one a negative for not turning up..

Hi there I have a fantasy where a woman holds me captive either tie me up or useing a long chain padlock it to me then to something strong so I can't escape and keep me like that for 5 hours is this something you could do, or if you had an out building or garage you could lock me in to great
 

I'd do it... if he were genuine, if I lived in a house, if I had a shed, if I had a garage, if I offered this service, if I did 5 hour bookings, if I had a chain and a padlock..

Please please please I have a huge balcony!!!! Can I lock him out for the whole night???

Could we just hold a convention sit together in a circle and share all this? Thanks MH for making me pee into the only clean PJ pants I had with me:)

[SimplySinful]

Just switched my profile to a new area, immediately dickhead messages come in:


Good morning

My name is L** I have joined adult work to hopefully meet some fun open minded ladies who would like to explore my tickling fetish with me.

Your profile really stood out to me because you sound very open minded and also your pictures are amazing!

I was wandering if you were very ticklish?

Also where your most ticklish body part/parts were?

Thank you for taking the time to read my message. I look forward to receiving your response

Kind regards xx
 

Yes I know some genuinely have this fetish, but come on, that's timewaster central 

[Kendall]

I had a guy txt me asking what time girls in Leeds go into the streets

[Alison381]

Got to say I love this thread. Ive been reading it for 3 days and I'm only on page 85 so far.

Ive just had a whatsapp to add on to here. Due to been raped by an Asian guy I no longer see them and it clearly says it on all my adverts.

Asian dude: Fancy a chat some time?
Asian dude: *really tiny dick pic*
Me: Hello, can I ask which site you got my number from?
Asian dude: I cant remember
Me: Did you read my advert fully?
Asian dude: Yes
Me: I suggest you go read it again

10 Min's later....
Asian dude: My wife is white

Why would he think that saying his wife is white would get me to change my own policy?

The mind baffles sometimes with clients

[GothGirl]

Hi ther can u booke me in for 7 pleas

[Katiexxx]

Him: do you do pompoir?

  wtf had to google it what does mean before blocking his number

[Justine]

Him: do you do pompoir?

  wtf had to google it what does mean before blocking his number

I had to google it too, it was a new word on me!

I was asked today if he booked me could we share a shower. I said no as my shower is so tiny I can just about fit in there myself and I am average build.  I asked him his build etc and he said "6 footer and 17stones" I asked if he wanted a definite booking and he just said "only if we can share that shower"   I declined him and doubted he was genuine anyway.