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little-minx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12000 on: 07 November 2017, 03:49:54 pm »
This is a specific one:

Really nice client, nice looking, about my age (rare), great chemistry, polite, clean etc etc! Yay I thought, hot new client!

But no, texts to say hello, tells me random shit about his day- to start with I responded because I thought he was worth keeping sweet as a future regular. Then he made a couple of bookings which he cancelled, the first time I thought genuine- the excuses were odd enough to be real but then I realised he is a waster so started ignoring his future random hello how are you texts

Then yesterday he texted to ask if he could see me for an hour for ?40- I said no.
Then he said I know it's bad to haggle, but what about ?50?

Told him pretty much to fuck off.

Honestly, how did one who started so well turn out to be a total waste of space?!

I find sometimes the young nice ones think they can get away with more because they think we should be "grateful".  I'm quite happy with an old chunky guy long as he's clean and respectful thanks.  I find manners and respect far more attractive and pleasing to be with, than arrogance and that sense of entitlement! 

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12001 on: 07 November 2017, 08:54:52 pm »

Hi ...

I bet this is the strangest way anybody has ever discovered your profile. I play this game sometimes, I see someone I find attractive and see if I can find the escort to match her. I was watching Bargain Hunt this morning, (hey, don't judge me) and this woman came on who was an expert on Lewis Carroll. She was showing some period, Alice in Wonderland inspired biscuit tins, I said it was strange.

There was something about her though, I could imagine her having this secret life, escorting on the side, so I tried to find her match on here. Long brown hair, large boobs, maybe late 20s, early 30s and I guessed a dress size 12 (Like most guys, dress sizes just confuse me). You can probably still catch it on iplayer, she's a pretty close match to you.

So that's how I found your profile and reading your blog, I think we'd really get on. Your post on being introvert struck a chord with me, I'm an extroverted introvert. I think we'd be great together in the sack, the mutual empathy would be amazing.

So, now I've said all that, we'll probably never meet because you're the other side of the country to me., unless you come up to Manchester in search of some Lewis Carroll biscuit tins for your collection.

Never say never though, if I'm ever in your part of the country, I'll look you up. Not sure if you have ever thought about touring? If you do, try Manchester, you might have some luck there.

See you around,


To be fair to him at least he did read my profile, unlike most, but why?? I could not be further away from Manchester  ::) Some people have way too much time on their hands.. at least he spent money on content  ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12002 on: 08 November 2017, 12:36:24 am »
I find sometimes the young nice ones think they can get away with more because they think we should be "grateful".  I'm quite happy with an old chunky guy long as he's clean and respectful thanks.  I find manners and respect far more attractive and pleasing to be with, than arrogance and that sense of entitlement!

Well, he was my age and that is hardly young!

I agree though, as a rule I prefer older men and find the younger ones annoying- though there have been a few over the years who have been great...


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12003 on: 08 November 2017, 01:04:30 am »
2 emails today:

Hope you?re well ?
If you?re free call me on [number]
I?m close
byexxx


And...

utake black cock



And one from the other day...

nice. tits.


little-minx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12004 on: 08 November 2017, 08:14:13 am »
Well, he was my age and that is hardly young!

I agree though, as a rule I prefer older men and find the younger ones annoying- though there have been a few over the years who have been great...

Haha I don't know your age but I'm in my 30s and always forget I'm not so young myself anymore  ;D My regular clientele are normally 43+ so I do see anyone my own age as young I guess lol.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12005 on: 08 November 2017, 08:44:23 am »
'Hi can you do pigtails for me?'


My hair is pixie short  ::)


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12006 on: 08 November 2017, 08:49:07 am »
'Hi can you do pigtails for me?'


My hair is pixie short  ::)

I get that one alot too. I clearly says on my profile that I have really short hair and theres at least 20 pics in my PG that show it  :FF
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12007 on: 08 November 2017, 09:38:02 am »
I've read all your profile details you free now?
 sent as an e-mail when no number or availability  displayed.
5am this morning . :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12008 on: 08 November 2017, 06:43:32 pm »
Received yesterday:

"hello babe where I'm london are you from"

Guessing that he meant: where IN London are you from (predictive texts etc), and presuming he's read my profile, I replied:

"I'm originally from [vaguely broad quarter of] London. Can I ask why you want to know? Are you looking for a specific accent?"

Reply came back today, 24 hours later:

"nah babe i see you do meets n i am from london to babe so u have the same accent lol x"


Nah? Babe? 'n'? It's highly unlikely our accents are anything like each other. And I have no idea what he wants. He sees I do meets.... and...? ???

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12009 on: 09 November 2017, 10:33:37 am »
On the phone yesterday.

Him: Do you like being licked out?
Me: What a charming turn of phrase! That's definitely made my knickers wet.
Him: Has it?
Me: No.
And me, I am not a mess, I am a wilderness, yes
The undiscovered continent for you to undress

little-minx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12010 on: 09 November 2017, 10:47:59 am »
On the phone yesterday.

Him: Do you like being licked out?
Me: What a charming turn of phrase! That's definitely made my knickers wet.
Him: Has it?
Me: No.

Oh that term makes me feel sick.  Love the dead pan response though  ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12011 on: 09 November 2017, 07:08:29 pm »
Him - just checking if I can see you today?
Me - Hi, how long for? Which services? And what sort of time please?
Him - For an hour, special request if you can suck and play with my nipples for 10mins followed by A-level and watersports same time if you can perform you on top of me facing away and I would like to try fisting as well. Between 8 and 9 tonight?
Me - Blocked

Fuck me, what am I a robot? I don't think I've ever managed to piss whilst being done up the bum. I hate going on top and find it really uncomfortable let alone being relaxed enough to see and where would this take place? Not on my bed. Fuck off. I sleep in my bed, I don't want it soaked. I find sucking men's nipples really boring and they're usually hairy which isn't much good and I'd never see a new punter late in the evening. So it was a big Get Fucked from all perspectives. I don't do PSE. I do kink. I do watersports n all the rest he wanted but NOT all at the same fucking time. Jeez. The guys Bern watching too much porn!!!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12012 on: 11 November 2017, 07:29:43 pm »
Him -are you working today
Me -i am
Him - fancy some bareback
Me- hahahhaa -click-

Anyone else fancy that booking?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12013 on: 11 November 2017, 07:35:06 pm »
Him - fancy some bareback
The sick-minded cunt!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12014 on: 12 November 2017, 12:35:28 am »
Note that he's not asking for a booking, or a cam session, or phone chat. He just forces his "thing" onto me...
Zero feedback, member on AW since April, clearly hasn't read my profile.


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