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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12030 on: November 11, 2017, 07:35:06 PM »
Him - fancy some bareback
The sick-minded cunt!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12031 on: November 12, 2017, 12:35:28 AM »
Note that he's not asking for a booking, or a cam session, or phone chat. He just forces his "thing" onto me...
Zero feedback, member on AW since April, clearly hasn't read my profile.


Hello how are you?
I think you look stunning and very sexy.
I am more into fetish than sex. But I do like to play role sometimes.

Play role example below.
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You play an assassin who is tasked with beating up and strangling to death a big guy.

- First you would seduce me. Give me lots of blow Jobs and what ever to drain all the fluids and energy out of my system.
- Then you challenge me to a wrestling match. It starts all friendly. As I get tied, You start to get rough and nasty with me. I want you to stop.
- You say there is no chance of that. After beating me bad. You finish me off with some long headscissor and strangle holds.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12032 on: November 12, 2017, 12:43:52 AM »
Email at 11pm this evening...Can you do an outcall tomorrow morning at 8am?
Problem...I make clear in capital letters it is incalls only,I require 24 hours notice for weekend bookings unless I have my available today on and I start at 11am earliest...plus who the fuck is likely to get his email in time to then sort it out with him in time for being with him at 8am on a Sunday morning... :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12033 on: November 12, 2017, 07:02:26 PM »
A simple random text out of the blue saying 'How much'

Ignore!  ::)

Later on....

Another message from a random number in these words.... 'Hey der,u free nw'

sigh  ::) thanks ladies and gents, Im here all night!  :-*

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12034 on: November 12, 2017, 07:22:07 PM »
Idiot: hi babe, u do anal?

Me: No, read my profile.

Idiot: u do shit in mouth?

Me: No and I won't be booking you.

Idiot: i give u 50 for an hr

My rates are higher than 50 per hour and I definitely don't do anal.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12035 on: November 12, 2017, 07:27:37 PM »
Idiot: hi babe, u do anal?

Me: No, read my profile.

Idiot: u do shit in mouth?

Me: No and I won't be booking you.

Idiot: i give u 50 for an hr


My rates are higher than 50 per hour and I definitely don't do anal.

'u do shit in mouth'?!?!?!?! whoa really????  :-X That is crazy unbelieveable!!!!

Ive just had a classic 'wtf' one

A text message saying 'uo open' What the fudge am I??? a shop???  ;D

This job really makes you wonder about some people. I see myself as open minded but even I am left with thoughts of OMG lol    ???

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12036 on: November 13, 2017, 02:09:03 PM »
Today caller rang asking for all services for hour , send your postcode luv .
I said definatly see you at 1,30 I didn't send any details and he didnt call back
Sounded so rough lol

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12037 on: November 14, 2017, 03:51:40 PM »
Phone call late last night....

"Is that Alison?"
"Yes"
"How much do you charge for an hour?"
Ffs he hasn't read my advert! "110"
"You better be good for that!"
"What?"
Louder "You better be good for that!"
"What?"
Screams down the phone "YOU BETTER BE GOOD FOR THAT, ARE YOU DEAF OR SOMETHING?"
"No, I'm just shocked you are asking an escort a question like that"
"What do you mean?"
"Well we have sex for a living, if we wasn't good we wouldn't have a job for long would we?"
"Good point. Can i fuck you up the arse you dirty bitch?"
"What?"
"Can I fuck you up the arse you dirty bitch. Are you fucking deaf?"
"No I'm not deaf mate I'm just tired of this phone call goodbye"

I turned my phone off after that call lol
Some say that a woman that trades her body for money is a whore, if that is the case, then a woman that trades her body for flattery and kind words is just a whore that is not paid as well.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12038 on: November 14, 2017, 04:30:50 PM »
Phone call late last night....

"Is that Alison?"
"Yes"
"How much do you charge for an hour?"
Ffs he hasn't read my advert! "110"
"You better be good for that!"
"What?"
Louder "You better be good for that!"
"What?"
Screams down the phone "YOU BETTER BE GOOD FOR THAT, ARE YOU DEAF OR SOMETHING?"
"No, I'm just shocked you are asking an escort a question like that"
"What do you mean?"
"Well we have sex for a living, if we wasn't good we wouldn't have a job for long would we?"
"Good point. Can i fuck you up the arse you dirty bitch?"
"What?"
"Can I fuck you up the arse you dirty bitch. Are you fucking deaf?"
"No I'm not deaf mate I'm just tired of this phone call goodbye"

I turned my phone off after that call lol

What an arsehole.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12039 on: November 14, 2017, 04:40:53 PM »
Phone call late last night....

"Is that Alison?"
"Yes"
"How much do you charge for an hour?"
Ffs he hasn't read my advert! "110"
"You better be good for that!"
"What?"
Louder "You better be good for that!"
"What?"
Screams down the phone "YOU BETTER BE GOOD FOR THAT, ARE YOU DEAF OR SOMETHING?"
"No, I'm just shocked you are asking an escort a question like that"
"What do you mean?"
"Well we have sex for a living, if we wasn't good we wouldn't have a job for long would we?"
"Good point. Can i fuck you up the arse you dirty bitch?"
"What?"
"Can I fuck you up the arse you dirty bitch. Are you fucking deaf?"
"No I'm not deaf mate I'm just tired of this phone call goodbye"

I turned my phone off after that call lol

Shit on his face.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12040 on: November 14, 2017, 09:46:42 PM »
Him - just checking if I can see you today?
Me - Hi, how long for? Which services? And what sort of time please?
Him - For an hour, special request if you can suck and play with my nipples for 10mins followed by A-level and watersports same time if you can perform you on top of me facing away and I would like to try fisting as well. Between 8 and 9 tonight?
Me - Blocked

Fuck me, what am I a robot? I don't think I've ever managed to piss whilst being done up the bum. I hate going on top and find it really uncomfortable let alone being relaxed enough to see and where would this take place? Not on my bed. Fuck off. I sleep in my bed, I don't want it soaked. I find sucking men's nipples really boring and they're usually hairy which isn't much good and I'd never see a new punter late in the evening. So it was a big Get Fucked from all perspectives. I don't do PSE. I do kink. I do watersports n all the rest he wanted but NOT all at the same fucking time. Jeez. The guys Bern watching too much porn!!!

Oh excellent ! ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12041 on: November 15, 2017, 09:20:12 AM »
Some say that a woman that trades her body for money is a whore, if that is the case, then a woman that trades her body for flattery and kind words is just a whore that is not paid as well.
― Carl R White

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12042 on: November 15, 2017, 11:08:01 AM »
'Oo wow, well I hope there's chemistry... if so id actually see u as a girlfriend in future if we really like each other! U never know hehe. See you x'

He sounded sane before this red flag...

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12043 on: November 15, 2017, 11:50:44 AM »
'Oo wow, well I hope there's chemistry... if so id actually see u as a girlfriend in future if we really like each other! U never know hehe. See you x'

He sounded sane before this red flag...

I hate "hehe" especially without an exclamation mark. Creepy.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12044 on: November 15, 2017, 06:32:39 PM »
I hate "hehe" especially without an exclamation mark. Creepy.
Me too !

Got one today email
'Where are you ? send me your postcode and I might have time to see you later'

I just sent back,

If you've tried anyone else with that technique I doubt you'll get an answer because it doesn't work that way.

I get booked quite quickly so you'd have to call me to see if I have got any time or would like to meet YOU so good luck