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Modesty Blaize

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12450 on: February 13, 2018, 10:30:35 PM »
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Hi hun, great pics. If you ever need a gardener let me know.  ???

Sugar xxx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12451 on: February 13, 2018, 10:32:25 PM »
"Hi, yeah, I want a booking"
"Great, whereabouts are you based?"
"Exeter"
"I don't think that's really going to work"
"I have a really big cock"
"It'd have to be to reach Edinburgh"
#HangUp

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12452 on: February 13, 2018, 10:57:13 PM »
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Hi hun, great pics. If you ever need a gardener let me know.  ???


I would've replied that I trim my own bush!!!  :D
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chocoholicgirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12453 on: February 14, 2018, 09:54:49 AM »
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I would love you to fuck my face  ??? am 25 young and would show you a time of ur life

Word for word, who wants him?

 :D :D :D

Sugar xxx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12454 on: February 14, 2018, 10:56:45 AM »
Did he not wish you a happy Valentine's day ?!!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12455 on: February 14, 2018, 11:44:47 AM »
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I would love you to fuck my face  ??? am 25 young and would show you a time of ur life

Word for word, who wants him?

 :D :D :D

Of course this charmer was saving this request for valentines day!!!  ;D
"Got me spread like a buffet, melt in your mouth kind of lovin' Bon a, bon apptit, baby" - Katy Perry

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12456 on: February 14, 2018, 11:47:21 AM »
I was a little confused that he wanted me to fuck his face, what with? A baseball bat? A cucumber? The mind boggles! That's the best I get on Valentine's Day, lucky I have low expectations!  ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12457 on: February 14, 2018, 01:51:35 PM »
Some old Charmer had messaged me for weeks on e-mail.
Calls today talks on and on  about a load of crap , books then cancels  30 mins later trying to get a different time slot .no I'm busy to You sir  bye ..
You can see them coming a Mile off can't you.
Valentine's  spent eating some  chocolates and ignoring the bullshit messages .now
Some one promised flowers and wanted my postcode ...  :o

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12458 on: February 14, 2018, 03:42:19 PM »
I had this plonker few moments ago.

Hi i would like to book you today what time do you have.
me - available in the next 1 hour
him - ok i will book you then. Are you taking any more bookings
me i was confused so I replied what do you mean

him - will you be seeing other clients before i arrive
me - of course is that an issue
him - well i would like to be the first client
me - well you should of booked in the morning
him - i will like to book tomorrow to be first client
me - that is fine but you wont be the first cock that would have been inside me
him - what do you mean
me - well i would of fukd my boyfriend before starting work ( course i did not want this idiot booking )
him - that is nasty
 :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12459 on: February 14, 2018, 11:06:35 PM »
You are not in Manchester by any chance are you?
As they are all out today
After asking if i was available, where am I based etc
Plonker 1 - how many clients are you seeing tonight? Or would it be best to arrange for tomorrow I want to be the first person you see?

I Didnt even qualify it with a reply, especially as I dont even offer full sex anymore the idiot

Plonker 2 @  10:38pm - can u send me address please m coming to u tomorrow night

Me - Who are you???

P2 - I see ur number on visa street m coming from Oldham


Me - Try speaking to me and asking can you make a booking first??? How do you know I would agree to see you???? I dont even work nights, Im not sure what visa street is but I state on every advert not to contact me between 8pm and 8am

P2 - ok so when I call let me no plz
P2 - Baby
Me - IM NOT YOUR BABY!!!!!!!

Phone rings.......

P2 - Baby

Me - argggggggh #$*#!!*+  :FF  :FF  :FF

Click........

Seriously if visa did bookings lol x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12460 on: February 15, 2018, 11:25:34 AM »
Email this morning
What's your location.?
Not hello nothing else .
So no answer sent back just blocked

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12461 on: February 15, 2018, 05:31:02 PM »
Idiot: Hiya mate, ru free?
Me: Nah sorry pal
Idiot: Alrite cheers

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12462 on: February 15, 2018, 09:56:47 PM »
Call at 2am.
When you don't get an answer, try again.
When you STILL don't get an answer, try another coupla times, just in case...
Nil Volupti Sine Lucre

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12463 on: February 16, 2018, 06:12:15 AM »
Email this morning
What's your location.?
Not hello nothing else .
So no answer sent back just blocked

Your honoured, I've had a few texts with just 'Address' or theres another guy who texts a few times a month middle of the night with 'Outcall M9' I tried telling him at first that I don't do outcalls or work nights but that was  a year ago and hes still at it lol

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12464 on: February 17, 2018, 04:27:17 PM »
Prat: Are you free?
Me: I'm not free, I'm expensive.
Prat: LOL I mean when you free
Me: Never, I'm always expensive.
Prat: How much then?
Me: refer back to AW profile link
Prat: 70 isn't that expensive
Me: In that case I'll be happy to charge you double.
Yeah they'd like me to plant where it's dry and it's dark but only my roots are that thick. Ya dig?