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Philippa Joyce

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1635 on: 16 October 2017, 09:59:00 pm »
a short middle aged man that didnt look all that but had very good oral skills....im going to sleep well tonight lol

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1636 on: 16 October 2017, 10:20:04 pm »

Goodness, did you say anything? I would have broke the ice by chuckling and saying don't worry these things happen. Depends on the situation I guess. Lord knows I fanny fart after being in doggy and change positions. All I can do is say sorry and carry on  ;D

Last booking I had was an anal play session with toys (on him) and went really well. He had never douched before so I had to show him how. I wasn't there while he was doing it but heard that familiar sound knowing he had done the job right. Sorry, TMI!

I don't know wether I should be happy or not that I am not disgusted by bodily sounds any longer.   ???

I just smiled at him asked if he wanted a drink  when he rushed into my bathroom  he declined  got dressed  and left
He  probably  won't be back!!
I try to act like nothing's happened rather than draw attention  even if it's me doing fanny farts I do  get embarrassed by those at times and say ooh I'm sorry..

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1637 on: 16 October 2017, 11:27:21 pm »
I just smiled at him asked if he wanted a drink  when he rushed into my bathroom  he declined  got dressed  and left
He  probably  won't be back!!
I try to act like nothing's happened rather than draw attention  even if it's me doing fanny farts I do  get embarrassed by those at times and say ooh I'm sorry..

IME just approaching it honestly but kindly might put them more at ease! At least they know it?s ok and don?t need to feel embarrassed themself. I?d explain that we are doing something physical so it?s ok.

Let?s be honest, It?s also kinda funny! It?s not laughing at them but I?d rather it be with them. That?s why it?s best to assess the situation and the person who is with you. I know some regs who I?d be rolling about with laughing if they popped one on my bed, I?d probably telling them off and getting the air freshener out  ;D Then there are others I?d literally just have to cringe with as they are not the talkative type but I?m still myself and could maybe get them to crack a smile if I wanted to but I?d most likely leave it  :-X

Being professional is one thing but not being yourself is another. It?s not like I?d be getting my party cannon out or anything but you are allowed to acknowledge a fart if you think you are able to, they might even feel comfortable enough to see you again because of how you handled the situation!
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1638 on: 16 October 2017, 11:35:21 pm »
When I fanny fart I just laugh and say "That's the trouble with doggy, it does create a vacuum!"

Sometimes I do an actual fart when I orgasm, I just tell them it's a compliment :D

...Occasionally if I gag on a cock I also fart.

I need to stop eating baked beans for hotel breakfast really.
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1639 on: 17 October 2017, 09:14:07 am »
Funnily enough, in my last booking I queefed like a champ... I was being fingered on all fours and when I knelt up afterwards, the release was pretty endless. I didn't say anything because hey, it happens, it's just air  :)

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1640 on: 17 October 2017, 10:29:18 am »
When I fanny fart I just laugh and say "That's the trouble with doggy, it does create a vacuum!"

Sometimes I do an actual fart when I orgasm, I just tell them it's a compliment :D

...Occasionally if I gag on a cock I also fart.

I need to stop eating baked beans for hotel breakfast really.

VC you've given me a good laugh this morning!!!  ;D
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1641 on: 17 October 2017, 10:35:58 am »

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Funnily enough, in my last booking I queefed like a champ... I was being fingered on all fours and when I knelt up afterwards, the release was pretty endless. I didn't say anything because hey, it happens, it's just air  :)


Doggy does make me queef too... a few weeks ago couldn't stop queefing and I kept laughing saying well, what goes in must come out...It would not stop but he was quite a good laugh so we enjoyed my queefing together.
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1642 on: 17 October 2017, 01:35:42 pm »
When I fanny fart I just laugh and say "That's the trouble with doggy, it does create a vacuum!"

Sometimes I do an actual fart when I orgasm, I just tell them it's a compliment :D

...Occasionally if I gag on a cock I also fart.

I need to stop eating baked beans for hotel breakfast really.

Ha ha! Brilliant!

Never say no to beans. Pizza and beans are sexy time fuel IMO.  ;D
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1643 on: 17 October 2017, 03:44:28 pm »
Loving the word ?Queef? lol

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1644 on: 22 October 2017, 05:08:28 pm »
Just back from my first ever booking . I am offering cleaning services in my lingerie for Males only .
I was very nervous but he was lovely and ever so polite, and didn?t once try to touch me .

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1645 on: 22 October 2017, 09:10:40 pm »
For the second pop, he uttered "Fuck yes, get in there, yes!"

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1646 on: 22 October 2017, 09:24:31 pm »
Fabulous booking he had me squirting multiple times, I am a happy bunny tonight

Rosesugar

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1647 on: 23 October 2017, 04:20:25 pm »
Nice enough guy talked excessively  about his work,he couldn't stay hard it was so soft and floppy  tried everything mouth and hand vibrator stopped 5 mins b4 his booking finished  hand cramp  !!

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1648 on: 24 October 2017, 10:30:53 am »
Nice enough guy talked excessively  about his work,he couldn't stay hard it was so soft and floppy  tried everything mouth and hand vibrator stopped 5 mins b4 his booking finished  hand cramp  !!
"hand cramp"  :) :) :)

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1649 on: 24 October 2017, 11:16:38 am »
Nice guy but very quiet and left 20 minutes into a 45 minute booking. Was very keen on arse workshop/rimming when booking but literally spent 10 seconds there then wanted to fuck. Said some work stuff had came up and he didn?t want to cancel. Oh well, won?t complain.