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Justine

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1560 on: 20 February 2017, 01:24:28 pm »
i had someone today ask for a cuppa tea, and want to chat whilst he finished , then got annoyed that we finished on time! this aint the W.I!

Exactly!  Who wants to drink tea in a meeting with an escort?  I always offer a drink of any kind at the outset and a few have asked for coffee or tea which is fine as only takes a couple of minutes to sort,but then they almost always leave it to go cold. I should install a microwave in the bedroom!  ;D

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1561 on: 20 February 2017, 10:37:01 pm »
When clients try to haggle your prices and offer half of what your price is because you "Won't regret it."

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1562 on: 20 February 2017, 10:42:35 pm »
When clients try to haggle your prices and offer half of what your price is because you "Won't regret it."

Like this morning he haggled so each time I went higher lol he asked he thought xx was the original price. I said it was until you went down on it so I went up. :) It amuses me this is my approach now.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1563 on: 20 February 2017, 11:11:58 pm »
Like this morning he haggled so each time I went higher lol he asked he thought xx was the original price. I said it was until you went down on it so I went up. :) It amuses me this is my approach now.

I just gave him the street name "McMoron Street" think he got the idea then  ;)

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1564 on: 20 February 2017, 11:13:56 pm »
i had someone today ask for a cuppa tea, and want to chat whilst he finished , then got annoyed that we finished on time! this aint the W.I!

Lol if somebody asked for me to make a cup of tea I'd tell them to get lost, I'm being paid to get you off not be your personal Starbucks. I do offer a cold drink at the start of the booking from a little mini fridge I keep stocked, occasionally get the cheeky sods who think it's an open bar and down a bottle of beer and go to help themselves to another.

Come to think of it this may have been one of my dumber ideas.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1565 on: 21 February 2017, 05:06:24 am »
;D So I am not the only person who microwaves tea if it is not hot enough! I have never reheated it if it has gone stone cold though,I shall try it next time as I often make tea and then forget all about drinking it.

But this reminds me of one man who had used up all his time and sat up on the bed and when he should have been getting dressed he asked if I would make him a cuppa! I was too polite to say no and went to make it. I was fuming inside and was not quick enough off the mark to say I had to go out or something. I spent the next 15 minutes chatting while he sipped it but at least I only made him a cup and saucer drink and not a builders mug like I do for myself.  ::)

The 'heat' of my tea is dependent on if they're arriving or leaving.

Lesson learned though!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1566 on: 24 February 2017, 08:16:53 pm »
Saw a new client once, booking done, all fine. In the next few weeks he starts texting asking for bookings NOW which I inevitably can't do because I have other bookings or have made plans with friends. He moans that I'm hard to get hold of and I said short notice is always tricky and that he should book in advance if he wants to see me.

So tonight he asks if I'm available and I said yes, from 8.45pm. He then said 'I'll be there at 930. Text address' which has already rubbed me up the wrong way because it's so entitled and he didn't even think to ask if that's okay first. Explained I'm going out tonight so can't, and again said he should pre book. His response: 'I just get horny then find one remember you gave an insane bj was wanting that tonight'.

 :FF Like I get men get horny and want someone at short notice and that's fine, but if you're after someone specific can't you have a little foresight or understanding that they're not there at your beck and call at all hours?!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1567 on: 27 February 2017, 05:08:39 pm »
One client keeps slapping my arse during sex which I find offputting and irritating. In the end I told him to stop.
He said every escort he has seen absolutely love it.
Is it just me or is he trying it on.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1568 on: 27 February 2017, 05:21:15 pm »
One client keeps slapping my arse during sex which I find offputting and irritating. In the end I told him to stop.
He said every escort he has seen absolutely love it.
Is it just me or is he trying it on.
I don't mind it but then I have spanking on my 'likes' list I don't like it too rough though.No not every escort will have loved it,this is just what some clients say to make you feel bad for saying no or because they are deluded and believe that every escort loves everything they do and come oddles from it every time! ;D

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1569 on: 27 February 2017, 07:34:29 pm »
One client keeps slapping my arse during sex which I find offputting and irritating. In the end I told him to stop.
He said every escort he has seen absolutely love it.
Is it just me or is he trying it on.

Lucky you (Joke) I encourage them to spank me during bedroom fun and all I get is a tap. :)

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1570 on: 27 February 2017, 11:09:22 pm »
Remark "It's better than working for a living, eh?"

While you're mid deep throat with eyeliner straggling down your face and snot hanging out your nose.

FUCK YOU ARSEHOLE.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1571 on: 27 February 2017, 11:30:55 pm »
Lucky you (Joke) I encourage them to spank me during bedroom fun and all I get is a tap. :)

I have a large mirror on one wall and sometimes I bend over on the bed and tell him to look over there at my big bum then tell him I have done some bad things lately and deserve some punishment. Works every time! Most men are a little scared to spank hard though, they only do a few taps and I have to tell them I have been much naughtier than that.  ;)

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1572 on: 28 February 2017, 11:23:57 pm »
When they act interested then keep talking with nothing amounting to a booking. At that point I know they are wasters. To one I said to join plenty of fish or a social networking site.

I'm not here to leach off unless they pay for my time. To have a toned down conversation with them.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1573 on: 28 February 2017, 11:34:27 pm »
Twice in two days I've had emails off members asking for a low price.
First one was "Can I see you for a BJ for ?40 today"
Second one was "Can I book you for an hour today", I told him I don't work Tuesday and that my working days are on my profile his response was "Today is my only day off so can I see you and I'll pay you ?120 for the hour" this isn't my hourly rate and I told him to keep his money and spend it on an escort who actually works in tuesdays.

The hagglers and ones after low prices make me laugh, they would not dare work for less in their own work place yet expect a WG to do so. I've said this so many times to hagglers "if your boss asked you to work for less than your normal wage you wouldn't be happy with it so why should I?" A lot of them are so stupid and don't seem to understand that escorting is a real job, they think because it's sex and there's pleasure involved that it's okay to haggle.

I doubt they go to Tesco and haggle the price of their shopping down so they shouldn't with escorts, the ones who tend to haggle or offer a low price in my experience are usually illiterate, "txt like dis bby" and ask "u avail", no thanks! Hahaha.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1574 on: 01 March 2017, 03:55:09 am »


The hagglers and ones after low prices make me laugh, they would not dare work for less in their own work place yet expect a WG to do so. I've said this so many times to hagglers "if your boss asked you to work for less than your normal wage you wouldn't be happy with it so why should I?" A lot of them are so stupid and don't seem to understand that escorting is a real job, they think because it's sex and there's pleasure involved that it's okay to haggle.



Yes, it's true.

But I also think that it is because many of them find that a salary of 100 or 200 pounds per hour is "a lot". Given that it's a lot more than what they earn, that's "a lot".

So they think they would accept to work for less, so we should be like them.

They do not understand that prices are set (as everywhere else) by an interaction between supply and demand.

If we add contempt for the sex workers that many have, it gives customers who think they can negotiate our prices down.

Personally, I never lower my prices. My prices are my prices: they can take or leave. :)
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