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losthope

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1605 on: 16 March 2017, 01:58:28 pm »
He just says whats the time oh fiive mins in shower Then im done. I will suggest a shorter time next time.  However my 45 min rates are onky 15 quid cheaper than my hr so i think he takes tbe hr just so he can relax and not feeled rushed but begrudges paying tbe extra so makes me work for it xx

Just keep saying you only have the amount of time you want him to have, I got a bit stricter with my regs, some stayed others migrated, but the ones that stayed are the ones I want

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1606 on: 17 March 2017, 05:30:03 am »
Guys who rush you even though they have booked an hour or pinch/bite your nipples (9/10 guys do this so now as soon as we get into the bedroom I say "no pinching or biting please"!)
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Slow money is better then no money

katrina

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1607 on: 18 March 2017, 11:01:44 pm »
Guys who rush you even though they have booked an hour or pinch/bite your nipples (9/10 guys do this so now as soon as we get into the bedroom I say "no pinching or biting please"!)

This is my number one annoyance (biting/pinching my nipples)  >:( I'm having to tell so many of them lately not to do this, also the squeezing as if they're crunching up a crisp packet  ::) Its a massive turn off for me. 

meetingdiversity

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1608 on: 21 March 2017, 12:12:47 pm »
When clients are certain you gave them the wrong instructions only to realise you were right. Just had one say my intercom is broken only to find out it does work.

Curvygal

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1609 on: 21 March 2017, 04:05:17 pm »
When they have a sudden emergency that means they can't make it....I know this can really happen, so let me explain. 

This afternoon I got a guy on the phone at 14.45 who asks where I am, says he's in such and such an area and he'll head over.  I say no I can give him an appointment at 3.30, so he should take his time as it's not that far.  He says it'll take him around that amount of time to get there. 

He calls me at 3.05 to tell me he's at such and such a totally different area, which you wouldn't go to if you were travelling from the first area he'd said to me, and when can I see him.  I told him 3.30.  He asks for 3.25, so by now I'm thinking address hunting, boundary pushing twat.  I give him vague directions to my hotel and tell him to call me when he's outside.  So he calls at 3.30, instead of being in the hotel car park or at the hotel door, he's at the other side of the hotel (which coincidently no windows face).  I tell him to walk to the front door and I'll get him there.  He says OK.  5 minutes pass.  I realise he's not coming.  I message to find out where he is, he messages back after 10 minutes that he's on the phone. 

He messages after 15 minutes to say he has an emergency and can't come.  Grrr.  Time wasting bounary pushing twatbag.

meetingdiversity

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« Reply #1610 on: 22 March 2017, 10:32:18 am »
Why can't clients just phone especially when they want to come for a booking. Texting isn't the same as verbal leading to cross communication. I don't like texting at all if most of my business wasn't through these I would scrap it. Jesus can't the guys be more thoughtful. Just phone I do if any are reading this.

Jessiegirl

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« Reply #1611 on: 22 March 2017, 06:38:51 pm »
Sometimes it is difficult for them to talk e.g other people around. Some guys find speaking on the phone uncomfortable especially if it's their first time. Some guys find it difficult to talk full stop. I find this annoying as I like a chat and find it awkward sometimes.

Emma_C

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« Reply #1612 on: 22 March 2017, 07:44:57 pm »
Had one today who did this weird dick flinging dance after the shower, he had 2 aswell so I had to endure it twice {think Maori Rugby player}. I was tempted to offer him the hair dryer when he started ruffling his pubes back into place. Never seen anything like it  :o

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1613 on: 23 March 2017, 11:49:00 am »
The amount of various body hair and enough sock fluff to knit a scarf that clients leave in the shower tray.....

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« Reply #1614 on: 23 March 2017, 08:56:38 pm »
Had one today who did this weird dick flinging dance after the shower, he had 2 aswell so I had to endure it twice {think Maori Rugby player}. I was tempted to offer him the hair dryer when he started ruffling his pubes back into place. Never seen anything like it  :o
I'm hoping you mean 2 showers not 2 dicks! :o

meetingdiversity

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« Reply #1615 on: 29 March 2017, 05:35:50 pm »
When they make a booking on a maybe these I don't take seriously. I asked him to text to confirm 30 minutes later which he never did. So instead of rushing back I decided to go elsewhere. Then he texted me he was here at the time he said.

Those days are long gone where I rush around for maybe bookings. I'm not going to be rushed on a whim booking.

Do others get annoyed at this?.

I did Nicely explain apologizing and to let him know he didn't confirm.

An update....

The client phoned back he thought I meant a different booking time. He booked for in a few hours. After all a happy ending for keeping my cool.
« Last Edit: 29 March 2017, 05:49:18 pm by meetingdiversity »

Emma_C

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1616 on: 30 March 2017, 08:42:25 am »
When they make a booking on a maybe these I don't take seriously. I asked him to text to confirm 30 minutes later which he never did. So instead of rushing back I decided to go elsewhere. Then he texted me he was here at the time he said.

Those days are long gone where I rush around for maybe bookings. I'm not going to be rushed on a whim booking.

Do others get annoyed at this?.

I did Nicely explain apologizing and to let him know he didn't confirm.

An update....

The client phoned back he thought I meant a different booking time. He booked for in a few hours. After all a happy ending for keeping my cool.

I'd be texting him after 30 minutes, surely that's too much effort for a man to remember to do that?

Yeah it's really annoying, I was discussing this with a colleague yesterday, the type that say I'll call when I'm close by & don't actually suggest a time. They just think they can mosey on down when they feel like it without a care in the World.  ::)

meetingdiversity

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1617 on: 30 March 2017, 10:47:22 am »
I'd be texting him after 30 minutes, surely that's too much effort for a man to remember to do that?

Yeah it's really annoying, I was discussing this with a colleague yesterday, the type that say I'll call when I'm close by & don't actually suggest a time. They just think they can mosey on down when they feel like it without a care in the World.  ::)

You have simplified things thank you for that. I will just send a confirmation text half an hour before bookings. Next time it is a maybe booking. Usually I ask them to confirm an hour before.

« Last Edit: 30 March 2017, 10:49:38 am by meetingdiversity »

BibiofLeeds

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« Reply #1618 on: 03 April 2017, 01:05:40 pm »
Waffling!I have one particular client that always faffs around when booking.
Today it was 'How soon could you book me in?'
Me:3pm?
Him:How early could you see me on Thursday?
Me:11am?
Him:Can you do earlier?
Me:10am?
Him:What about 9:30am?
Me:No sorry
Him:Ok 10 am is fine.
Now what the hell was all the waffle about today and different times about?Why not just ask for earlyish on Thursday?
He does stuff like this everytime as well as telling me all about how he has a girlfriend now so this will be our last booking...yep said that the last 2 times he booked! ::)

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1619 on: 03 April 2017, 05:09:04 pm »
Send the same aw email repeatedly every 1/2 week asking if I am available today, and always sending it when it's specifically stated I don't work on that day.

I've had someone do this about 7 or 8 times now and the majority of the times answered back after I had read it as he was polite and asked the way I expect to be asked. But this time I just lost my patience and blocked him after deciding he is probably doing it on purpose!