Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!

[Jessiegirl]

Saw my fave client today and told him about it during our post sex chat. He said he had a confession to make. I thought please don't lick my face. He said when he was younger he wanted to lick the face of this girl he fancied who had creamy soft white skin. After a drunken night at the pub he told her this and licked her face. She found it amusing and licked his. This went on for the rest of the night and carried on each time they went out.
Gladly he is over this now, his face licking days over.

[GothGirl]

Beg for bookings ...Just had one call for a booking, 'no sorry I've finished for the night' oh can you not see me? 'I've left the city, I'm at home which I don't work for' .... why not il pay extra '


blocked 

[sammy s]

Just had one who didn't want to kiss, finger me or do oral (even with a condom on) as he was so paranoid about passing an STD onto his wife. Fair enough he's being careful (i'd rather that than someone wanting bareback) but I did find it offensive that he thought I must be riddled with diseases if he was barely wanting us to have any form of physical contact. he had also booked an hour and wasn't someone who wanted to talk much. The booking dragged as I was running out of ideas of how to fill the time seeing as he wanted such a limited service (he also said no to a massage)!

[sweetmilf]

Someone, who refused to follow my polite instruction into my venue (the majority would not mind and would follow).  After a while, I started to lose my patience as he appears to be sitting inside his car whilst I asked him to get out and follow my instruction.  He left me a feedback, but now I'm not sure if I should as he really wound me up.   

[QueenB]

Waffling!I have one particular client that always faffs around when booking.
Today it was 'How soon could you book me in?'
Me:3pm?
Him:How early could you see me on Thursday?
Me:11am?
Him:Can you do earlier?
Me:10am?
Him:What about 9:30am?
Me:No sorry
Him:Ok 10 am is fine.
Now what the hell was all the waffle about today and different times about?Why not just ask for earlyish on Thursday?
He does stuff like this everytime as well as telling me all about how he has a girlfriend now so this will be our last booking...yep said that the last 2 times he booked!

Agh...those type do my nut in. Blocked so many for faffing about. So irritating!!

[QueenB]

Typical Punter who has no intention of booking but likes to think he can.

Punter:Are you free today?
Me:Yes I have some availability left (at the moment) what time were you thinking?
Punter: About 4pm ish?
Me: Let me check my diary......yes i can do around that time.
Punter: Oh might be more like 3:45pm
Me: Yes that works for me too.
Punter: Are you not available now?
Me: I am
Punter: What time are you available until
Me: Look PAL you don't ring up and ask if i am free today then cant decide on a feckin time??!!
Punter: I have to ring you back as i am not sure what time i will finish work

Argh...F***k off you tw*ts!!

[GothGirl]

I'm sat here with a full on migraine after dealing with clients doing this ALL day 

Typical Punter who has no intention of booking but likes to think he can.

Punter:Are you free today?
Me:Yes I have some availability left (at the moment) what time were you thinking?
Punter: About 4pm ish?
Me: Let me check my diary......yes i can do around that time.
Punter: Oh might be more like 3:45pm
Me: Yes that works for me too.
Punter: Are you not available now?
Me: I am
Punter: What time are you available until
Me: Look PAL you don't ring up and ask if i am free today then cant decide on a feckin time??!!
Punter: I have to ring you back as i am not sure what time i will finish work

Argh...F***k off you tw*ts!!

[Lotus300]

 Some people who do this do not intend to make an appointment.

But other people seem to have weather vanes in their heads. They are not able to make a decision and hold it. Whether with us or in any other circumstance of life.

[QueenB]

I'm sat here with a full on migraine after dealing with clients doing this ALL day 

  I think maybe we should all come up with a standard response across the board to deal with persistent texters. I had an message from a guy wanting to make a booking for specific date and time who copied and pasted the same message to my friend so we drafted exactly the same response. Needless to say we didn't hear back from him. Hopefully it put an end to his copy and paste days

[VoluptuousCurves]

After 2 or 3 texts I just start replying "Please give me a call to discuss a booking" and just send the same reply over and over.

If they call then they are genuine. If they don't then they had no intention of booking.

[QueenB]

After 2 or 3 texts I just start replying "Please give me a call to discuss a booking" and just send the same reply over and over.

If they call then they are genuine. If they don't then they had no intention of booking.

I used to VC , even replied within 5 mins and very rarily got a call. I ignore them now but on occasion I reply (like you) requesting them to call me to discuss but only if its a message from someone who is literate and good grammar and polite (don't get that mny of them) x

[BibiofLeeds]

Book an appointment and then send a text asking you what your name is.I can't take clients like that seriously and I'm pretty sure they won't be turning up or will cancel.
I won't even tell them I just say my name is on the advert where you got my number,I'd think that would be the first thing you would know about me before you make contact...

[Worried93]

Book an appointment and then send a text asking you what your name is.I can't take clients like that seriously and I'm pretty sure they won't be turning up or will cancel.
I won't even tell them I just say my name is on the advert where you got my number,I'd think that would be the first thing you would know about me before you make contact...

I hate clients like this, especially when I answer their call straight away and then they ask who I am. You called me!!

[sweetmilf]

Some people who do this do not intend to make an appointment.

But other people seem to have weather vanes in their heads. They are not able to make a decision and hold it. Whether with us or in any other circumstance of life.

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[sweetmilf]

Emails from a punter I saw a couple of times.  "I have been thinking about you this week"  I thought to myself he was looking at my profile again without making any bookings.    I don't reply anymore... "Aren't you talking to me? Etc etc.....put these messages in a file named under "a pest, possible stalker"