Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!

[SimplySinful]

I have had an immense number of time wasters today. More than the usual!

Most have called asking to see me in 30 mins (i ask for half hour notice) and then texting straight after 'sorry Ill just leave it now, don't want to put you under pressure, I will book tomorrow at an earlier time' (errrrm no thank you) and another ' sorry didn't realise the time'.   --- and there are those that just don't show up without letting you know they cant attend booking. Hate being messed about.

I am strongly considering having at least an hours notice, I totally see the point of another post I read on the forum for people wanting a booking right now being tws! Argh. Phone off, me time, bedtime.

Yep this is why I absolutely INSIST on a minimum one hours notice, it really does show up the timewasters.  You can guarantee that every single time I waive this (not often these days) they will somehow waste my time, so not matter how genuine they sound, I really try and stick to my guns on this.

Regulars are the only exception, they can book with 30 minutes notice if I'm free.

[Schwiftysquancher91]

It has been a while since I got one of these but today's charmer not only mentioned several times that Miss A and Miss B and Miss C who he has seen lately all gave him extra time and not only that but he never shut up about all the other other women both civvy and sp who he has done this that and the other with, only making me determined to give him exactly the time he paid for and no more. It was his choice to yakk on and on using up his time and he told me he is leaving me feedback and will be back!

Oh no he won't, once is enough thank you and what do I do about return fb because all his others write as though he is a joy to be with, they lie I tell you, they lie!    He said he has been chasing women for 40 years despite being married and was so proud of it. Disrespected his wife to me too, why can they not just have a nice booking and be done with it?

I really don't want to add to the lies but I know he will not be happy if I leave none.  Help!

Just add to the notes about what he is really like (guessing its aw you are on) and leave a normal feedback, just merit things like cleanliness and turning up on time, no need to sing praises like the sun shines out of his arse if he hasn't been that fantastic! You can also leave neutral feedback, we can't constantly be bound by our need to have positive feedback. If you already have glowing feedback and if he gives you negative just respond accordingly and people will see you are genuine.

[katrina]

Manage to get the stench of BO allover my hair... Don't these people realise that it takes me approx. 1.5 hours to wash, dry and straighten my hair but they can't be bothered to even take a quick shower

[Hannaah]

Regs thinking they can fuck about when booking. Had one call yesterday asking if I was available today and told him before x time. He then doesn't get back to me until today 30 minutes before the time I said I was available until, telling me he's on his way and will be there in 20 minutes. And then he was 20 minutes late to top it off!

I refused to see him. The money would have been handy this week but I am done with them messing me around. 

[Lucie268]

Had a guy the other day who was friendly enough but probably didn't realise how annoying he was being.

Texted five minutes past his booking time to say he was on his way, then 10 minutes in to say he couldn't find the entrance (it's clearly signposted and impossible to miss). Then calls again to say my room number doesn't exist (like, not even 'I can't see it' but 'there's no room

• '. So was almost 20 minutes late, and didn't apologise.

Declined a shower and said he was clean. His pits stank of BO though so I got him in the shower (first he was like 'what, you want to get in the shower with me?' I was like 'nah you. for your pits'. Then after the shower he was like 'haha sorry I'm embarrassed it was a long day at work!' Mate, if it was a long day at work why didn't you shower when it was offered?

Then this dude asks my age and tells me I look older than I am. 

[Rosesugar]

Had a guy the other day who was friendly enough but probably didn't realise how annoying he was being.

Texted five minutes past his booking time to say he was on his way, then 10 minutes in to say he couldn't find the entrance (it's clearly signposted and impossible to miss). Then calls again to say my room number doesn't exist (like, not even 'I can't see it' but 'there's no room

• '. So was almost 20 minutes late, and didn't apologise.

Declined a shower and said he was clean. His pits stank of BO though so I got him in the shower (first he was like 'what, you want to get in the shower with me?' I was like 'nah you. for your pits'. Then after the shower he was like 'haha sorry I'm embarrassed it was a long day at work!' Mate, if it was a long day at work why didn't you shower when it was offered?

Then this dude asks my age and tells me I look older than I am. 

What a nightmare !!

[Lucie268]

What a nightmare !!

lol I know. He was still quite friendly despite all of it so I couldn't tell him to fuck off. Just clueless I think. Fortunately I got him done in 40 minutes but he paid for the full hour and he didn't make a fuss.

[Lucie268]

Sorry am on a ranting rage:

Had a guy text faffing, and I kept telling him to call to book. In the meantime of course someone called to book the slot he wanted. Then when I told him sorry, the slot has been taken he said 'can't u change them pls hun'. I lost my shit lol. It's so rude and selfish to think your boner is more important than someone else's. I said 'if a restaurant was fully booked, would you ask them to just cancel other people?' He just kept saying 'sorry I was only asking' but the *point* is that it's rude to ask 

[SimplySinful]

Sorry am on a ranting rage:

Had a guy text faffing, and I kept telling him to call to book. In the meantime of course someone called to book the slot he wanted. Then when I told him sorry, the slot has been taken he said 'can't u change them pls hun'. I lost my shit lol. It's so rude and selfish to think your boner is more important than someone else's. I said 'if a restaurant was fully booked, would you ask them to just cancel other people?' He just kept saying 'sorry I was only asking' but the *point* is that it's rude to ask 

I am feeling the same the past couple of days, so many idiots! People I've seen before try and barter with me....block!  People I haven't ask for services I don't do, GO TO MY PROFILE, READ IT!

People ask me to be their GF, or try sexting with me. Yes all in the last couple of days, one guy who texted asking 'did I want some fun' got a text I'd had from another moron in return which was 'you like sucking cock'

Oh yes and to crown it all, a NO SHOW 

And someone has started playing loud music downstairs 

[Erotic Masseuse]

Ask how far I am from their hotel, I tell them ?5 in taxi and they say oh no I'm going to walk, it instantly irritates me, I am high volume, low fee, so their walk is eating into my time. Now its winter it makes it even worse as I do Body to Body Massage so rubbing my boobs on a freezing cold corpse like body is far from enjoyable, I am actually starting to wonder if thats why they choose to walk 

[English natural beauty]

I am just so sick of them asking where I am located and how much and do I do this do I do that so I now tell them to read my profile. If they carry on a sling questions I say I'm busy read my profile then you get the ones that are verbally Abusive because you have told them to read the profile. When they could have avoided being told to read it in the first place by reading it lol

[Erotic Masseuse]

I am just so sick of them asking where I am located and how much and do I do this do I do that so I now tell them to read my profile. If they carry on a sling questions I say I'm busy read my profile then you get the ones that are verbally Abusive because you have told them to read the profile. When they could have avoided being told to read it in the first place by reading it lol

I say, I will send you a link with all my info and its a link to my profile 

[Jessiegirl]

One of my regulars when he books always texts the night before asking if we are still on, then also morning of the booking which is usually in the afternoon then again about an hour before.
Drives me nuts. If I can't make it I will text him.

[mySecret]

One of my regulars when he books always texts the night before asking if we are still on, then also morning of the booking which is usually in the afternoon then again about an hour before.
Drives me nuts. If I can't make it I will text him.

ahahah i have one same! text me to confirm several time, then to confirm fees and time...to confirm address! all are always same since 2 years.
he is my regular since 2 years! he is lovely! he has some psycologic issue so i am the therapy for him!

i prefer over confirm than no communication!

[Jessiegirl]

Yeah mine is a regular too and really lovely.
I have cancelled a few times recently to be fair with genuine reasons and he is always bitterly disappointed if this happens. A bit like a cute little puppy but great in the sack.