Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!

[Z]

Ask you out on a date .
I am in my early twenties, my clients are 40+. Why on earth do they think I would want to date them. For fuck sake. It's insulting and it hurts me to think that these men believe I have nothing better to do with my life that to spend time with them for free. Seriously, it breaks my heart. I'm pissed off writing this as a client I have only seen twice asked me out. Im still angry up to now. I felt so disgusting. Am I really that good of an actress ? From the very first meet he gave an incline that he was that stupid type but I brushed it off. It's my job to give you a good service and pretend to like you. They think I will be flattered or something? I am very offended that they think I actually want them when I wouldn't even notice their existence on the streets. I'm really offended, hurt and angry. This client thinks I'm naive, that I would get excited if he says he has a good job and is rich. All I care about is them showing up with my correct fee, then fucking off and coming back with my fee again.

I think the client who do that are clueless and entitled type. When they offer to date its annoying, frustrating and spoils my mood regardless of age and looks tbh.

[sweetshycanada]

When repeat clients but not regulars ask do you still have x,y or z that I gave you... it's like buddy unless you stiched your name on them I have no clue. I get more than one free pair of underwear a year 

[Rosesugar]

I've blocked a irritating regular from calling me until I feel better about taking his call or bookings .just dont feel i hsve the patience with him
He really gets on my nerves nice enough just goes on and on 

[Dynamite Doll]

When they call you and after confirming price ask Have I seen you before

How the f..k am I to remember every idiot who I see. I only save timewasters numbers not nice guys numbers as I move around allot. Of course I said - erm don't think so (i was peeved off by this time cos of to many dicks calling so took it out on him) I added - and anyways how many guys am I to remember whom I fukd. If you book me and I recognise your face when your in my room then great otherwise no.

[sweetmilf]

I've blocked a irritating regular from calling me until I feel better about taking his call or bookings .just dont feel i hsve the patience with him
He really gets on my nerves nice enough just goes on and on 

Someone ought to start a thread on "regulars".   
Someone (I had seen before)got in touch, asking to meet.  He previously asked for a discount (not long ago) stating, he's short of cash. He has a highly well-paid employment. I was running a special, briefly. Maybe, he thought I was "desperate".   I declined him at that time.  Something died after he asked for a discount.  I deleted his message.   

[sweetmilf]

I am very offended that they think I actually want them when I wouldn't even notice their existence on the streets. I'm really offended, hurt and angry. This client thinks I'm naive, that I would get excited if he says he has a good job and is rich. All I care about is them showing up with my correct fee, then fucking off and coming back with my fee again.

Some men are well aware that a woman in her 20s wouldn't fall for a man in his forties no matter how rich he is.   Some men think women in her 20s would because he's stinking rich.   The logic behind might be: "I handed her this amount of cash and she had sex with me".  It translates into "I am rich, hence she will have sex with me for my high social status".   Not exactly, logical to her, but to him, it just makes sense and he decides to ask.   He essentially wants it for free.  A boundary pusher.

[little-minx]

Come to an appointment saying they've just showered so they don't need the bathroom.  Get undressed and they absolutely stink.  Then take a really long shower at the end.   

When you clearly state in your text "please be quiet and discreet coming in and out" then shout the apartment number like "what was that?  THREEE ONE FIVE??" Right outside 

[trashbaby]

Had one come the other day, refused to have a shower because he 'had one this morning' (it was like 1pm at this point) and then asked me for rimming.  I told him that was fine but that he would have to reconsider having a shower, he got all shitty (fnar) and still refused.

I don't know whether I'm overly sensitive to this kind of thing but jesus christ. would he expect a civvie woman to lick his sweaty, hairy, unwashed asshole? 

[JustAnotherHooker]

Had one come the other day, refused to have a shower because he 'had one this morning' (it was like 1pm at this point) and then asked me for rimming.  I told him that was fine but that he would have to reconsider having a shower, he got all shitty (fnar) and still refused.

I don't know whether I'm overly sensitive to this kind of thing but jesus christ. would he expect a civvie woman to lick his sweaty, hairy, unwashed asshole? 

This is a regular occurrence for me in all honesty; I'm working in a sauna atm & at least once a week I get a client that you describe, and yes they do expect us to lick their 'sweaty, hairy, unwashed ass holes', this is obvious in their reaction's!


Remember that, to some clients, then we are just dirty hookers who should 'just do what they're paid for, who cares if there's a cheesy knob, shitty sweaty arsehole, b.o, minging breath, etc, etc, just get on with it'! This is what their thoughts must be.  Personally I hate having to tell grown men how to wash properly, and infact just telling them TO wash is bad enough, I know I just have to get on with it but omg, the heart palpitations this causes me!! Ha ha x

[Rosesugar]

Rimming a guy's ass hole...
  ladies uou are too good to these  clients

[MsLadyV87]

When your limited on number of bookings you can take for the day, get a phone call and its a high chance its a TW/no show but your just hoping a tiny bit they will show up as its a stressful day to get work 

[KittenCandy]

Rimming a guy's ass hole...
  ladies uou are too good to these  clients

+1. Some girls seriously worship their clients to the point they even do it for no extra charge.. I think some girls even do it for something small, like  an extra 20 or something. Personally an extra 20 quid isn't going to make much of a dent in my bank account for me to even consider linking a punters shitty asshole where shit comes out but each to their own.

[Justine]

Just had a long term reg show me his not too happy face.  I put up with this man because he is one of the bread and butter clients we probably all have.

Basically he came in and before my front door was shut he said "whorrr sexy dress!" and I ushered him into my bedroom and said "I will have to have a little word with you" but I said it in a jovial way and then told him that it is not only discretion for him which is vital but also for me! The position of my premises and door means that neighbours could pass at any moment.

He would not look at me for a few minutes after that and was quiet. I asked did he understand what I was saying and he just mumbled yes.

He is walking a fine line, he has done this kind of thing before and is quite self centered, he talks a lot about his home situation (no names mentioned) and gives me the impression he is a pain in the arse at home. 

[Jessiegirl]

A lot of these guys are just like children in grown up bodies.
Next time put him on the naught step.

[little-minx]

I just completely lost my rag with a client for the first time.  I told him to leave.  I've seen him about four times in the past, but not for over six months.  He's always been a bit of a pain and a faffer, but has always been nice in the appointment so I've been happy to deal with the annoyances.  In the past he's asked for an appointment on credit and I told him no. Last time he came was in June.  He arrived saying that his bank card had been swallowed and he couldn't get any money out, but he could write me a check. I told him no and why didn't he contact me before and cancel the appointment?  He said he didn't want to let me down.  I said well I could have taken another appointment and been paid for it.  He kept trying to kiss me and kept touching my bum as I let him out.  I told him no.  Was not very happy at all.  The cheek of arriving without payment.   

Haven't heard from him again until today.  He makes an appointment and I thought no harm in giving him another chance, he's always been nice in appointments and I had nothing else on at the time he asked for.  I double check he remembers where I am he says yes.  He arrives and I let him into the building, tell him the apartment number AGAIN (bear in mind he had to ring the apartment number to get in) and the floor number (there's also a sign in my building with the apartment numbers and their relevant floor numbers).  I'm waiting and waiting...nothing.  Ring him.  "I'm lost."  He's at the wrong floor.  This goes on for ten minutes of me telling him yet again the floor number and apartment number and directing him to my apartment, the one he's been to at least five times previously.  He's then outside the building asking to be let back in again.  I'd lost it by that point and told him to leave.  I'm so pissed off.  Does anyone think I overreacted?  I could literally scream. 

I'm mad at myself for giving him another chance