Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!

[Worried93]

Break my shower. Happened 3 times and they don't even tell me?

I had someone the other day break my plug (a pop up one) can't find a replacement. They also didn't bother to tell me. No idea how he managed it.

[VoluptuousCurves]

I had someone the other day break my plug (a pop up one) can't find a replacement. They also didn't bother to tell me. No idea how he managed it.

What kind of plug? Are we talking electrical or bath?

[SimplySinful]

 Use up the entire bottle of shower gel

[Justine]

Take a shower and still come back to the bedroom smelling a bit off.  I know it has been said before. I have plain unperfumed soap and shower gel so no excuse for not using it.  I think some men just pretend they have had a proper shower to impress us.

I also put down two large absorbent mats which in theory should keep the floor tiles reasonably dry and give the man a large bath towel.  It never works.

Bloody hell.

[Worried93]

What kind of plug? Are we talking electrical or bath?

Bath

[chocoholicgirl]

Any attempt to make me 'enjoy myself' or worse still, try to make me cum. Mate I haven't cum without my big fuckoff vibrator for many years and YOU will not be the one to change that..

Oh, and asking, 'do you like that', 'are you enjoying that' or 'does that feel good to you?' No. It does not and I really don't care either way, just get on with it. I am thinking about how I will spend my fee.

It's always the minging or creepy ones that ask it too so the odds are really stacked against them!

[Jessiegirl]

I do enjoy myself and cum with a few of my regulars but I do find it annoying and a turn off if they keep talking during sex and trying too hard. Has to be natural and need to feel comfortable with them to make me cum.
And they need to be clean.

[Rosesugar]

" Ooh I've been waiting so long to see you , I've not been able to get hold of you "
 sent via e-mail on a day when my mobile is displayed  and switched on..
What planet are these clowns on fir Christ's sake !!!

[MelissaS]

Any attempt to make me 'enjoy myself' or worse still, try to make me cum. Mate I haven't cum without my big fuckoff vibrator for many years and YOU will not be the one to change that..

Oh, and asking, 'do you like that', 'are you enjoying that' or 'does that feel good to you?' No. It does not and I really don't care either way, just get on with it. I am thinking about how I will spend my fee.

It's always the minging or creepy ones that ask it too so the odds are really stacked against them!

This one is the absolute bane of my life!!!!!!  That and asking me 'what I like'. Money. I like money.   

[MelissaS]

Today I had a client full on spit on me down there. I was furious. I wanted to tell him to get out there and then but I just told him do not do that again.

Worst thing was aswell he STANK of stale smoke so obviously didn't have fresh breath when he was spitting down there and the entire room stank after he left. I had to leave the windows wide open to are the room out.

Luckily I was only planning on doing the one booking anyway cause I'd have been far too embarrassed to have anyone in shortly after he'd left.

[JustAnotherHooker]

Sucking my clitoris seems to be a new phenomenon and I fucking hate it! It?s agony ffs,are these guys stupid?! You don?t suck clits EVER! I know from reading this forum that it happens to lots of girls but it?s only started happening to me in the past few weeks & last week I had 2 guys that sucked it and when they did the final suck, the big suck, then it was sheer agony and as we were 69ing then I more or less jumped up and had to say that he would have to stop if he was going to continue that! Where the fuck do these guys learn to eat pussy?! Is it a porn thing?!

[chocoholicgirl]

Today I had a client full on spit on me down there. I was furious. I wanted to tell him to get out there and then but I just told him do not do that again.

Worst thing was aswell he STANK of stale smoke so obviously didn't have fresh breath when he was spitting down there and the entire room stank after he left. I had to leave the windows wide open to are the room out.

Luckily I was only planning on doing the one booking anyway cause I'd have been far too embarrassed to have anyone in shortly after he'd left.

I have experienced this and it's one of the most disgusting things ever. I can only imagine the supreme rankness if he had gross smoke breath too...

[MelissaS]

Sucking my clitoris seems to be a new phenomenon and I fucking hate it! It?s agony ffs,are these guys stupid?! You don?t suck clits EVER! I know from reading this forum that it happens to lots of girls but it?s only started happening to me in the past few weeks & last week I had 2 guys that sucked it and when they did the final suck, the big suck, then it was sheer agony and as we were 69ing then I more or less jumped up and had to say that he would have to stop if he was going to continue that! Where the fuck do these guys learn to eat pussy?! Is it a porn thing?!

That sounds absolutely horrendous.

I had an idiot text me saying all this stupid shit he was going to do to me including that he was going to 'eat my pussy and nibble on my clit'. I text him back saying nibbling on my clit sounds like pure torture stop texting me I'm not a chat line!!

I don't know if it was a figure of speech or what but not a lot surprises me these days and I wasn't risking it.

[Seamstress]

I text him back saying nibbling on my clit sounds like pure torture stop texting me I'm not a chat line!!

Maybe threaten to chew on their balls in return (and charge 'em extra for the privilege, of course!)

[Jessiegirl]

Making a booking then calling or texting that they are early and can they see me now. Don't mind too much if it's 5 mins or so but anything more gets on my nerves.
Had one recently who was 45 mins early calling constantly whilst I had a client.