Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!

[Jessiegirl]

Some think we are experts on stis.
Had one tell me after the booking he had an itch down below and could I inspect it as he was concerned.
Told him it would have been nice if he informed me of this before the booking as a courtesy. Maybe I expect too much.

[little-minx]

Some think we are experts on stis.
Had one tell me after the booking he had an itch down below and could I inspect it as he was concerned.
Told him it would have been nice if he informed me of this before the booking as a courtesy. Maybe I expect too much.

Oh my god I would have gone mad!  I had a guy ring me up once asking if it would be ok to do kissing if he had a cold sore, I said no.  He then said what about reverse oral?  Also no.  Oh I'll book someone else then was his response 

I had one guy quizzing me about testing once after a scare in the area I was working in at the time, and he said to me "I had a chest infection last week so I'd better get checked quickly"  a chest infection?!  I said if you had caught an STI from receiving uncovered oral one of the side effects is certainly not going to be a chest infection 

[themoneyhoneyy]

Right now me vs client ( 0 feedback) on AW :



E-mail he sent me :

Hi ** you seem to be changing your profile a lot ( one time). Keep loosing track of you and now a new profile - very elusive.

Ps some more selfies would be great. I prefer selfies rather than expensive photographs. Yours are very nice though but I lrefer grittier real world photos to see the real you.

M
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Me :

Hello "M"

thank you for your e-mail.

I do not change my profile A LOT. I had only one before and AW deleted it because I used my profile pictures on other websites so I had to register again.

For someone that is watching me so much I can not remember you ever making a booking

Also thank you for reaching out to me about your preference but you know how people feel about unsolicited advise about their business... people don't like it. Makes you look like a dick. No disrespect.

I take about 4 bookings a week and I do not have a problem filling those. My profile has to be authentic to ME.

Thanks for reaching out but if it is not to enquire about a possible booking, please don't.

Take care.

  fucking time waster asshole twats

[Monroe]

Haha, no way! I can't believe this thread is still going. I started it years ago.

I see clients never change!!! 

[MsLadyV87]

awww had a great successful meet run....think managed to do about 9/10 bookings in a row and a no show this afternoon!!! sigh  suppose had to happen at some point! is it sad I am gutted my good run has come to an end? lol another meet at 6pm hopefully 

Hope everyone is getting work and doing ok. Stay safe all xxx

[Funkymonkey]

?When are you available next??

So I reply with my availability for the next week.

?Oh I was hoping you?d be free today.?

I actually replied - don?t you think it would have made more sense to ask if I?m available today then? So annoying when people ask for general availability but actually only have a 1 hour window for the whole week - just ask if I?m available then!!

[Z]

Ask to quickly use the toilet before handing over money.

[VoluptuousCurves]

Ask to quickly use the toilet before handing over money.

I've only had this once and the guy was literally doing the "I need a pee" dance. He said "I really really need to pee, I guess you want the money first though, hang on" and I was like dude, just go and pee first, I don't want to deal with an accident!

Today's annoyance: client goes for a shower at both the beginning and end of the booking. I told him "the shower gel is hanging on the wall" - not only is there the hotel shower gel but I'd put a nice neutral-scented Imperial Leather one next to it.

Went in the bathroom once he'd left and he'd used my fucking expensive shampoo instead of shower gel. Fuckwit!

[Z]

I've only had this once and the guy was literally doing the "I need a pee" dance. He said "I really really need to pee, I guess you want the money first though, hang on" and I was like dude, just go and pee first, I don't want to deal with an accident!

Today's annoyance: client goes for a shower at both the beginning and end of the booking. I told him "the shower gel is hanging on the wall" - not only is there the hotel shower gel but I'd put a nice neutral-scented Imperial Leather one next to it.

Went in the bathroom once he'd left and he'd used my fucking expensive shampoo instead of shower gel. Fuckwit!

Exactly the pee dance.  

[MsLadyV87]

I've only had this once and the guy was literally doing the "I need a pee" dance. He said "I really really need to pee, I guess you want the money first though, hang on" and I was like dude, just go and pee first, I don't want to deal with an accident!

Today's annoyance: client goes for a shower at both the beginning and end of the booking. I told him "the shower gel is hanging on the wall" - not only is there the hotel shower gel but I'd put a nice neutral-scented Imperial Leather one next to it.

Went in the bathroom once he'd left and he'd used my fucking expensive shampoo instead of shower gel. Fuckwit!

Omg yes!! this happened to me all the time! have 2 shelves in my shower, one for my personal stuff and another full of nice hotel style stuff and I even say politely say and point out, can you use these please, but nope!! so now if I remember I hide away my stuff!  and to add to this, sometimes the complete mess they leave and water all over the place....Really??  but on a positive note, had one client who had a shower and took ages (didnt bother me as he 'finished' and had loads of time left but could hear him make so much noise and took ages so was dreading opening the bathroom door which he gone and I swear its the neatest and cleanest ive ever seen my bathroom! I thought he could come again for sure! lol

[KittenCandy]

Ask to quickly use the toilet before handing over money.

Oh my gosh. I hate this one. Honestly gets on my nerves. The first thing I think of when a punter comes in, is the money, so when they do this it throws me off cuz after small greetings at the door to let them in, I expect the money next not for them to go dirty my toilet. Should start asking for the money soon as they step one foot in the door lol

[Lucie268]

I've only had this once and the guy was literally doing the "I need a pee" dance. He said "I really really need to pee, I guess you want the money first though, hang on" and I was like dude, just go and pee first, I don't want to deal with an accident!

Today's annoyance: client goes for a shower at both the beginning and end of the booking. I told him "the shower gel is hanging on the wall" - not only is there the hotel shower gel but I'd put a nice neutral-scented Imperial Leather one next to it.

Went in the bathroom once he'd left and he'd used my fucking expensive shampoo instead of shower gel. Fuckwit!

So many do this lol. I've started to remove everything from the bathroom that isn't available to them. I had one guy use the handwash instead of the shower gel that was there?

[kate_x]

So many do this lol. I've started to remove everything from the bathroom that isn't available to them. I had one guy use the handwash instead of the shower gel that was there?

Im having to do this as well. So many are using my shower cream and shampoo when the mens one is staring them straight in the face 

[kate_x]

Oh when a previously nice regular very nearly tries bareback today! Changed my opinion of him totally

[MsLadyV87]

Oh when a previously nice regular very nearly tries bareback today! Changed my opinion of him totally

Wow really? suppose this shows an important lesson, even if its a 'regular' client, you cant trust them 100%

Hope your ok x