10 min shower

[chloe94]

A client I've seen before texted to reschedule his appointment, isn't sure when he can come so I said let me know, he then texts "oh and I will need a 10 min shower thanks"
Erm.. I don't think so! I texted back saying he will be all wrinkly meaning "don't take the piss" and he just joked back about it.
Never had a problem with showers before but please tell me all your shower stories haha!

[Cat_BBW]

A client I've seen before texted to reschedule his appointment, isn't sure when he can come so I said let me know, he then texts "oh and I will need a 10 min shower thanks"
Erm.. I don't think so! I texted back saying he will be all wrinkly meaning "don't take the piss" and he just joked back about it.
Never had a problem with showers before but please tell me all your shower stories haha!

Ha! If he wants a 10 minute shower, that will eat into his appointment...and yes, I have said that before!

[Cat_BBW]

I offer prostate massage, and 9 times out of 10 (even though the client may have thought he had emptied his bowels or douched/enema'd properly) the client ends up with brown stuff round his bumhole (I can be quite vigourous...AND generous with the lube!). So no baby wiping delicately for me, it's off to the shower for them! I have literally bundled men into the bathroom and said "right, time for a quick shower before we continue!".

I'm not wiping their bums for them I don't even do that during an Adult Baby session

[Miss K xXx]

Yes I had a client ages ago take the piss before and after our booking. I always offer a shower on my time at the start and the end, it should only take a few minutes but this client spent about 15 mins in the shower at the start and fuck knows how long at the end. When he came out at the end he said his hair felt really nice and soft after he used my 3 minute miracle conditioning treatment, WTF?

Another man who point blank refused a shower before our booking was filthy and extremely sweaty, cold sweat. He wanted a back massage at the start and the end of our booking which normally is offered but in this case, I had to tell him that I felt slightly (very) queasy swooshing cold stale sweat all around his back. He smelt like a mixture of onions and some sort of fungus like dampness. At the end he asked me for a shower (this was a half hour booking, one of the  reasons why I don't do half hours anymore as we were already over a half hour) anyway when he asked me I must have had a look of disgust on my face but I took him in and he spent at least 10 minutes in there using all my stuff, I heard a funny noise so I chapped the door to see what he was doing and it turned out that he had dragged my scales out and was giving himself a wee weigh-in! I asked him to get out of the bathroom and told him that I was really quite furious that he refused a shower before getting intimate with me then to have the cheek and ask for one after and while he's pissing about in my shower.....I am left standing waiting covered in his stink! I asked him never to contact me again!

Normally I wouldn't have been so confrontational in person as I hate it but I was really angry and wanted him to know how unreasonable he was. He didn't even apologise, he just walked out.

He had bad breath to boot and was slobbering all over me! Was a dreadful, smelly experience, ive had worse though.

[Nia Hope]

Funny this topic has come up, this week I had a client actually spend 10 minutes in my shower then complained it wasn't powerful enough, it was at the end of the session and he was eating into MY time, cheeky sod, then I had a guy literally flood my bathroom whilst in the shower and left his towel swimming in it x

[Caledonia]

I keep my things out of the bathroom when doing incalls (like hell they are wasting my stuff :-)), I'm also really stingy and keep towels in the wardrobes and put one hand towel and one bath towel through just before the booking (didn't ised to but after an idiot going through 6 towels I soon learned).

[Fabulassie]

I have one bottle of shower gel that is pink and smells of roses. I keep it on the least convenient corner of the tub. I have another bottle of blue shower gel that smells like ... I dunno... something vaguely manly. I keep it RIGHT NEXT TO THE SHOWER HEAD.

Guess which one they use? 

[Kay]

I keep my bath and hair towels on a rack, and the hand towel is right by the sink. If clients shower, I put a towel on the radiator for them. The latter only seems to be used about two-thirds of the time, as they use my (often still damp) hair towel instead, as do others just drying their hands!

Anyone else found that young clients (under 25) often just aren't very house-trained...?

[Fabulassie]

I don't have such a luxurious shower that they want to live in there (my bathroom is very clean, it's just not fancy). If I did have one and I got guys doing what we used to call "taking a Hollywood" in the Navy, I would be tempted to do something like flush a toilet or run the kitchen sink on hot. Since mine is an electric powered shower I might even consider flicking the breaker that powers it and saying "Oh, dear!"

[Miss K xXx]

I have one bottle of shower gel that is pink and smells of roses. I keep it on the least convenient corner of the tub. I have another bottle of blue shower gel that smells like ... I dunno... something vaguely manly. I keep it RIGHT NEXT TO THE SHOWER HEAD.

Guess which one they use? 

I have 3 bottles of men's shower gel in my shower tidy thing, all different smells so they can use which ever one they want but more often than not, they use my shower gel. Doesn't bother me, it's only shower gel but I do wonder why half of them would want to go home to their wives smelling of ladies toiletries x

[Wailing Banshee]

On this note what do men *do* in the shower?!- The number of times my bathroom floor ends up covered in water- there's a shower curtain and a bath mat and they get a huge towel, but somehow they leave enormous puddles. It's no biggie, but it makes me wonder!  Do they jump out of shower and then shake themselves like a dog does after a swim?!

[Fabulassie]

They may be putting the curtain outside the tub - a shower curtain will rise and move inwards and cling to your legs. They may be selfish enough to push the curtain outside the tube so they can avoid that.

I have just one of those half screens and they don't really get big puddles on my floor.

[Hotblondie]

I have one bottle of shower gel that is pink and smells of roses. I keep it on the least convenient corner of the tub. I have another bottle of blue shower gel that smells like ... I dunno... something vaguely manly. I keep it RIGHT NEXT TO THE SHOWER HEAD.

Guess which one they use? 

I have 3 bottles of men's shower gel in my shower tidy thing, all different smells so they can use which ever one they want but more often than not, they use my shower gel. Doesn't bother me, it's only shower gel but I do wonder why half of them would want to go home to their wives smelling of ladies toiletries x

Same as me, I always have 2-3 different types of mens shower gel they can use, mouth wash, new gillette plastic razors in case they want to shave, after shave cream, new sponge, all this for 5 pounds.. Its worth the money

[Miss K xXx]

On this note what do men *do* in the shower?!- The number of times my bathroom floor ends up covered in water- there's a shower curtain and a bath mat and they get a huge towel, but somehow they leave enormous puddles. It's no biggie, but it makes me wonder!  Do they jump out of shower and then shake themselves like a dog does after a swim?!

Yeah the puddle thing is funny, I have a nice clean mat thing in front of the shower from them to step on but the foot print puddles are always beside the mat lol. Ever noticed how most men don't know how to dry themselves either? Lol. They always lay down on my bed soaking wet and go in for a cuddle where I get cold water on me or I'm lying on cold wet patches on the bed. My towels are all fluffy, clean and smelling fresh so I don't know why they do it lol. Of course they aren't all like that but most are.

Men  not clients, just men in general lol 

[Fabulassie]

I have one bottle of shower gel that is pink and smells of roses. I keep it on the least convenient corner of the tub. I have another bottle of blue shower gel that smells like ... I dunno... something vaguely manly. I keep it RIGHT NEXT TO THE SHOWER HEAD.

Guess which one they use? 

I have 3 bottles of men's shower gel in my shower tidy thing, all different smells so they can use which ever one they want but more often than not, they use my shower gel. Doesn't bother me, it's only shower gel but I do wonder why half of them would want to go home to their wives smelling of ladies toiletries x

Same as me, I always have 2-3 different types of mens shower gel they can use, mouth wash, new gillette plastic razors in case they want to shave, after shave cream, new sponge, all this for 5 pounds.. Its worth the money

I have one generic shower gel (tip: decant cheap Asda shit into a fancy brand bottle ) and a massive bottle of Listerine out. Another WG I know buys those bulk packs of very cheap toothbrushes at the pound shop to offer men but I find I barely have the nerve to ask them to swish with mouthwash.

Do the men really appreciate and use the variety of shower gels, after shave, and razors?  I have no problem offering them, but I'm not sure where I could put them and I didn't know if they would be used.