Ultimate handbag kit

[Miss Bond ;)]

Was thinking it might be a good idea if... you copied and pasted the replies from the thread I started a while ago into a list of tips for the 'ultimate handbag kit' along with tips about what to bring with you etc etc.

Loads of people had brilliant contributions
xx

[edited by Anika to make the thread title informative]

[Laura MacKenzie]

My head size handbag normally has: various size condoms, lube, flavoured lube, something for massage, mini vibrator, rabbit vibrator, anal vibrator, strap on, anal vibrator for him, spare hold ups, heels, a spare outfit, mini mouthwash, ciggies, make up bag, hairbrush, cab fare, oyster incase I go crazy and get the tube home, can of red bull.

Offt, that's a lot, no wonder I break my handbags.

[Amanda]

Hmmm...


Condoms (variety)
Lube (Strawberry or cherry in case it ends up in my mouth)
Latex gloves ( You never know where your fingers will end up)
Vibrator (fairly small)
Small baby oil (for massage)

I carry all of those in a make up bag, mostly for discretion but also so that I don't have to go head first into my giant handbag. It's my emegency outcall kit 

[cindy]

My head size handbag normally has: various size condoms, lube, flavoured lube, something for massage, mini vibrator, rabbit vibrator, anal vibrator, strap on, anal vibrator for him, spare hold ups, heels, a spare outfit, mini mouthwash, ciggies, make up bag, hairbrush, cab fare, oyster incase I go crazy and get the tube home, can of red bull.

Offt, that's a lot, no wonder I break my handbags.

How embarrassing if you accidently left your handbag in the taxi and had to describe the contents to claim it. It doesnt bear thinking about! 

[JodieTs]

Oooooooooh first post, scary!!!

M & S sell a plastic transparent hand bag, which contains 3 smaller transparent clutch bags..
These smaller bags are ace for holding my outcall kit. All i need to do is put 2 of the 3 smaller bags in my handbag,
& I'm good to go.
Transparent is ace so you can see contents easily in dimly lit hotel rooms.
Bag 1 contains:

• Condoms (10)
• Lube (Eros)  2x 30ml bottles.
• Bullet vibrator

Bag 2 contains:

• Handy pack of tissues
• Wet wipes
• Poppers in a sealed plastic bag
• latex gloves
• 4 Viagra (each tab cut in half)
• Spare lube (eros)
• 4 Porn DVD's

My handbag also has a set of full colour business cards from vistaprint
Handy to leave with clients if they are not gonna be compromised by having one.

[MissMillie]

- Condoms
- Lube
- Tissues
- Phone
- Oyster Card
- Body Spray - for spraying the bad guys in the face
- Hygiene wipes
- A tube map

I've probably forgotten some things...

[Keira]

This is an excellent thread! Currently waiting at work and it did make me chuckle so! Glad to see I'm not missing anything out of my handbag! :-)
Mine comprises of condoms, lube both flavoured and 2in1 massage, a baby baby oil, tissues, hand gel, baby wipes, intimate wipes, phone, oyster card just in case, make up bag. I think that's it!

[Princess_Emily]

Bag 2 contains:

• Handy pack of tissues
• Wet wipes
• Poppers in a sealed plastic bag
• latex gloves
• 4 Viagra (each tab cut in half)
• Spare lube (eros)
• 4 Porn DVD's

where do you get viagra from!? Is it the natural stuff or the real blue pills?

[JodieTs]

I got it a couple of years ago when I was doing paid-porn.
The site has gone now and so have lots of similar sites in the uk and usa.
Pressure from governments to crack down on dodgy drug suppliers
+ pressure on same governments from big Pharma industry
who want to frak everyone over into paying over the odds for drugs.

This action will cause deaths in the usa where legit drugs access is prohibited to large
sectors of the population on cost grounds

In the UK lots of Transsexual people will no longer have access to HRT drugs
unless they are in the NHS system 
....lots choose not to be.
and huge numbers are on waiting lists for literally years
to access NHS GIC's gender identity clinics
So expect a spate of trans suicides to occur
way above the statistically high level they are already at, for trans-varient people.

Oh
the viagra was for my exclusive use.
Never give viagra to a client
1.As that is illegal
unless you are their doc and prescribing for a diagnosed medical condition.
{Whoring doesn't count}
and
2. Clients on viagra are cheating! 
All long term escorts hate its use as the client can keep going
which is a pain.

[curvygrace]

what effect did viagra have on you?? iv never tried, iv done the herbal things but just felt like i was on speed lol!

ok - my handbag kit:

condoms - variety
lube - plain and flavoured (atm its pina colada lol)
spare knickers
spare tights/hold ups
wetwipes
tissues
bullet vibe
chewing gum
make up
mace spray
personal alarm
mobile phones <obv
money < obv
keys < obv
a-z map


its a long tiem since iv done an outcall, iv become sooo lazy!

[zara34]

Very useful thread. By the way, sorry if this is a stupid question but y would one neef to take a vibrator???

[JodieTs]

what effect did viagra have on you?? iv never tried, iv done the herbal things but just felt like i was on speed lol!

An erect penis.
I'm a transsexual...

[EvaBeeva]

I don't really carry much anymore.

Massage oil/moisturiser
Condoms
Concealer
Brush/mirror combo
Tissues
Mascara
All the obvious other bits that I carry every day (phone,oyster,keys,etc)

That's it.

[curvygrace]

Very useful thread. By the way, sorry if this is a stupid question but y would one neef to take a vibrator???

they have many uses! to tantilise the man, to use it on yourself while he watches, anal play etc etc.

[sarahyorks]

I take:

Condoms
Wipes
Tissues
Lube
Oil
Little hotel shower gel
Make Up
Bullet vibe
Spare Undies
Kindle - handy to kill time
Railcard/oyster
Small amount of cash