A very nice client the other day, everything going well, nice easy sensual GFE...After the first round we laid chatting and he says out of the blue: there's so many escorts on that site yet its so difficult to book one, I rung loads and no one answers their phone! or its either "call me next week", "I can see you a week next Thursday" and another who could only do an hour...I thought well that's fine I don't mind being a substitute but there's really no need to point out the fact that I was about 4th or 5th choice!!!! 
I've aregular I see and have a great time with but he has this awful habit of booking other girls who always seem to let him down, I'm never aware of it until the end our booking when he tells me he wished he'd just called me in the first place instead of messing about looking for someone else.
Topic: Worst/funniest insult you have had from a 'client' recently? (Read 38621 times)