Red Flags - Things They Say

[Fabulassie]

It came up in another thread a couple of days ago and I thought I'd start a thread where we can list them all.

Things that clients say that I consider to be red flags include:

 - "I'm looking for a regular arrangement." When they say right off the bat that they plan to be a regular I assume they're looking for a discount or some sort of boundary pushing.

 - "Check my feedback." I don't know why, but guys who think their feedback will impress tend to be twats.

 - Any mention of the size of their penis = Timewaster.

[Madyson]

Are you alone !

Will there be anyone else there !

Too specific about clothing requests ....i.e. pure white knee length nighty WTF

Too many texts  i.e. 20+

Texts that just have a question mark !

Texts at 3am etc

Sure there are loads more, also having a 'strange' shifty manner on the phone

[Curvygal]

-Have you been busy today?  That's good.  What time is your last appointment?  aka I'm coming to rob you and want to make sure there's as much money as possible!

-Do you need a security/driver? aka I fancy being around an escort all the time and will constantly try it on for freebies

-My ex was an escort.  aka If you think I understand you, you'll think I'm a really nice guy and I'll be able to knock down your boundaries

[Midsstudent]

- I know it's not listed in your profile but would you allow me to film/take pictures. Just for my own personal use. You can trust me.

- I can give you a lift.

- I'm a (male) escort do you want to shoot some videos/pictures together.

[victoryrose]

"Are you really *insert age here*?"
"Do you work alone?"
"Can I have a face pic?"

[Erotic flower]

can you leave the hotel room door open so I can sneak in whilst your lying in bed? 
Do you have another booking after mine?
are you staying the night in this hotel?

[BibiofLeeds]

Making a point of saying they have read your profile/website then asking you what services you do and how much it is.
Guys that ask for really long bookings when they have never met you and seemingly know sod all about you.

[BibiofLeeds]

Guys that ask if they can meet you for a coffee first.
Anyone that is overly complimentary in when they ring/email/text.Most genuine punters will say they like your profile and get on with arranging a booking,they won't bang on about how sexy your pics are etc etc.

[Naked Chef]

(After arranging a booking) - "so are you really wet and horny right now / what are you wearing" = TW!

"How long are you checked into this hotel?"

"Are you alone?"

(Hours before booking time) "What's your room number?"

(The weirdest one I have had) "Go and get your friends out the other room so they can watch" - Ehhhh, I am alone?

[amy]

'I'm not a timewaster!' (always a timewaster ).

[ana30]

"Where are you located?" aka: I can't arse myself to read your website/profile and I'm planning to bombard you with a thousand text messages for the next half hour regarding your rates, services etc.. Of course I won't book after I've driven you cazy. It's just that I have nothing better to do right now.

"What services do you offer" aka: TW

"Do you accept checks/credit cards?" aka: Do you accept forged checks/credit cards?

"I know you don't do x and y services but I'm willing to pay $$$$$" aka: TW trying to test your boundaries. Tell him that you'll betray your principles just for him and he won't book.

"Is that you in the pictures?" (no, idiot, it's my next door neighbour)aka: TW.

-"Hi, can you give me some details on your services?"
- Yes, look at my website. It's http:www.ana30.com
- Sorry but I don't have internet connection. Can you please give them to me on the phone?
(Meanwhile he's sitting infront of the computer and has my website wide open)
-  Call me back once you have internet conection. Au revoir!

- "hi, I would love to book you but I'm a student/pensioner/struggling artist/unemployed, could you offer me a discount?" aka: Boundary pusher who is going to give you the hardest time of your life and you will regret having had any compassion for him.

[ScotchGirl]

"It's my birthday..."

[BJC]

Makes a booking, then 2 hours before he gets in touch to say his "phone battery is running really low, so can you just give me your full address and postcode now?"

"how much for me n my mate babe"

"what outfits/uniforms/toys do you have?"

"hi, I've just been reading your Adultwork profile. Are you available/whereabouts are you/do you do xyz/how much is it"

"Are you open? "

"Hi, who is this?"

I could go on. And on. And on... But I won't 😁

[Fabulassie]

"I got your number from a friend."

[Fabulassie]

"I'm a virgin."