Red Flags - Things They Say

[Midsstudent]

My personal favourite - I'm allergic to condoms and latex free make me impotent.

[JJay1985]

"I'm a virgin."

Client: "no, i really am a virgin!"
Me: *keeping a straight face*
Client: "ok, i'm not a virgin but this is the first time i'm with a escort"
Me: *still trying to keep a straight face* (but they seem to know the process so well!!)

[BibiofLeeds]

Hi is this Katie...when my name is Bibi...

[JJay1985]

Hi is this Katie...when my name is Bibi...

Be careful of this trick.  Some guys will say the wrong name intentionally in hope that you will reveal your real name rather than your stage name.

[Curvygal]

Makes a booking, then 2 hours before he gets in touch to say his "phone battery is running really low, so can you just give me your full address and postcode now?"

"how much for me n my mate babe"

"what outfits/uniforms/toys do you have?"

"hi, I've just been reading your Adultwork profile. Are you available/whereabouts are you/do you do xyz/how much is it"

"Are you open? "

"Hi, who is this?"

I could go on. And on. And on... But I won't 😁

Lol to are you open!!!   I can't stop laughing. 

[Curvygal]

Can I have a face pic? - No Well what happens if I don't fancy you when I see you?   

Yip, I've actually had this.  Twice in fact.

[Toxic]

Some ask : " Why have you started doing this?" " How many did you had today?" ... 

[fifilondon]

"Been busy today?"

"You look familiar"

"What's your REAL name?"

"want to swap numbers?" 

[DustedWithSugar]

Do you have any plans for the evening
Have you been busy today
When are you checking out from the hotel
Are you staying here for the night
Does your bf know about this job
Where do you live
Where do you work (eeeem, I'm an escort???), oh so you do this full time!
and the most annoying... what's your real name?

[BibiofLeeds]

Hi is this Katie...when my name is Bibi...

Wouldn't work with me.I immediately think 'tit' and just say 'No wrong number'.I don't see anyone who can't even get my name right.

Be careful of this trick.  Some guys will say the wrong name intentionally in hope that you will reveal your real name rather than your stage name.

[MsDee]

Today I had "love your curves would love to meet up for fun"  Fun meaning can I come and fluff you for free.

"Are you free"  I always respond with "no my rates are on my profile" They hate that one lol

Or the usual

"hey how are you?" Like we know each other personally lol

[KDB]

Just now "will there be cameras there?" 

I think on this occasion I will be leaving the engagement ring & laptop at home.. 

[BibiofLeeds]

Today I had "love your curves would love to meet up for fun"  Fun meaning can I come and fluff you for free.

"Are you free"  I always respond with "no my rates are on my profile" They hate that one lol

Or the usual

"hey how are you?" Like we know each other personally lol

I've noticed that too quite often the ones who ask how you are are no shows.Weird!

[Fabulassie]

Today I took a booking from a man who says he's looking for a regular AND asked me to look at his feedback. We'll see how that goes...

[Aqua Allegoria]

Am I the only one but...

Clients I've said yes to because they passed my screening, and immediately blocked after.

They hand me the money saying something of the sort "I'd love to stay longer but I have a dinner/drinks/whatever". It sets my alarm bells on!!! They simply ALL try to overstay. Had a 3rd one like that yesterday, I just got dressed and said I was going out for drinks as well:)