Valentines rhymes for clients

[Hadley]

I'll start shall I 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I do love your money
And your gorgeous cock too x

The next one can equally be used for both escorts and clients..... with apologies to Jack Whitehall

My love for you is like a rollercoaster.

It has a weight restriction.


Any one got any more?

H xx

[Iluvcats]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Give me ur money
Now off u go Shoo!

[Hadley]

Ha! That's so much better than mine 

[fancypants]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I bring home the bacon
by eating a sausage or two

[KittenCandy]

roses are red
violets are blue
give me your money
and i'll pretend to like you

roses are red
violets are my thing
I scrub myself down with dettol
after every booking 

[Iluvcats]

roses are red
violets are blue
give me your money
and i'll pretend to like you

roses are red
violets are my thing
I scrub myself down with dettol
after every booking 

😂😂😂😂 BRILLIANT! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[BlaqHarlot]

LOL! This has to be the best thread yet, laughing it loud! Hahaha

[Iluvcats]

Roses are red
The leaves are green
All you fuckwits to us
Are an ATM machine

[playfulvictoria]

Ah fuck I love you girls ....so funny lol so awesome how we all think exactly the same about our clients

[trashbaby]

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[Jezabel]

The cash tills are ringing out...for Valentines Day'!

[Iluvcats]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
It's the lube, darling, really,
Its deffo not you.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I see a walking cashpoint
When I look at you
I'm sorry, but this really cant be a surprise
Can't you see the pound signs flash up in my eyes?

Roses are shit
Violets are dead
I need a strong stomach
to get through your 'head'
You think that your licking is second to none
but you're more like a labrador having some fun

😂😂😂😂😂

Violets are blue
Roses are white
Wash ur bum cheeks
Cos they're covered in shite

Rot on ur teeth
Ur breath is like shite
I should be charging u
Double tonight

2 minute "shower"
Yet u still stink
I think u just dipped
Ur dick in the sink

It'd be better for all
To throw ur cash in the hall
I've just had a look
Now am going to puke

Happy valentines fuckers

[Roxy101]

Thought I'd spin it up a bit for Valentine's Day.

Roses are red, violets are blue,
I actually like most my clients,
I'm surprised you don't, too,
I understand it's for fun,
Perhaps you feel these insults need to be done?
But most are genuine, nice people,
Like me and like you.

[Shewolf]

roses are red
violets are blue
give me your money
and i'll pretend to like you

roses are red
violets are my thing
I scrub myself down with dettol
after every booking 

My favourite 

[Shewolf]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you don't stop the licking
I will have to lamp you (hard).