Some more from the last couple of days.
"Being nearly twice your age, I'm of course much more experienced, but you'll know this when you're my age."
Raises eyebrow. "Dude, you've hired me to teach you how to spank."
"I've got quite a large cock, you sure you'll be able to suck it?"
"Better hope so, if I can't fit it in my mouth, no way it's going in my pussy."
"I think 50 shades of Grey typifies what all women really want."
"Oh my sweet summer child...no, just no."
"Maybe we could try bareback next time?"
"Okay fine... I won't put a condom on the strap on when I fuck you."
"Awesome...Wait, what?!"
While out for dinner with a client, note I don't drink (personal choice).
"Have a glass of wine with me?"
"I don't drink when I'm working."
"Surely this isn't work. We're just having fun."
"You really have no idea just how annoying you are, do you?"
I currently have an inflamed eye after a booking gave me an unexpected facial, resulting in me banning facials until it goes down.
"I know you said you're not letting anyone do it right now, but I can come on your face, right?"
*pops cock out of mouth* "Not if you want to live."
"Be honest with me, you masturbate thinking about me don't you?"
"Not even for a second."
"Can you fake squirting for me?"
"You realise you're asking me to piss in your face?"
"What?!"
"How else do you expect me to conjure up fluid without you putting the effort in? Grab a bottle and randomly splash you with it?"
"I want to watch your boyfriend fuck you."
"I'm not sure you'd recover from seeing yourself so thoroughly out performed."
