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SimplySinful

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #375 on: 20 September 2017, 01:43:33 pm »
Quote from: jo-jo on 20 September 2017, 01:09:39 pm
Him: Are you a man? Not to be rude or anything I just want to make sure you are not a man.

Me: (naked, tits and pussy in obvious view) I had the most puzzled look on my face, before bursting out in laughter.

WTF ??

OMG I had a client in London who was similar. He was there, I was naked I think and then he came out with

I thought you might be a man and apparently these suspicions were only heightened by the fact I haven't much FB (enough I think!) and that I looked so good in my pictures!

I think he meant (he wasn't English) that this was the worst case scenario (I don't know some kind of scam?) or that I'd turn out to be a ladyboy, who knows.
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Re: They said what???
« Reply #376 on: 21 September 2017, 10:11:49 am »
Quote from: SimplySinful on 20 September 2017, 01:43:33 pm
OMG I had a client in London who was similar. He was there, I was naked I think and then he came out with

I thought you might be a man and apparently these suspicions were only heightened by the fact I haven't much FB (enough I think!) and that I looked so good in my pictures!

I think he meant (he wasn't English) that this was the worst case scenario (I don't know some kind of scam?) or that I'd turn out to be a ladyboy, who knows.


You looked so good he thought you were a man?  ??? I am sincerely puzzled by the thought process of some of these people.
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Lushblossom

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #377 on: 21 September 2017, 10:15:42 am »
Their cynicism is unbelieavable isn't it!
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meetingdiversity

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #378 on: 25 September 2017, 12:53:11 pm »
Client asking for bb via text. I said he must have aids to be so carless. He said no just anal bb. I replied with I avoid sick people like you. He texted back have a nice day.

What a cunt.
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« Reply #379 on: 25 September 2017, 02:28:16 pm »
Today i had a client say "can I ring my girlfriend while you are riding me?"

No you can bloody not ring your girlfriend matey!
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Re: They said what???
« Reply #380 on: 25 September 2017, 03:39:03 pm »
Quote from: Alison381 on 25 September 2017, 02:28:16 pm
Today i had a client say "can I ring my girlfriend while you are riding me?"

No you can bloody not ring your girlfriend matey!

These are the most vile kind!!!
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Re: They said what???
« Reply #381 on: 25 September 2017, 03:54:59 pm »
Quote from: English natural beauty on 25 September 2017, 03:39:03 pm
These are the most vile kind!!!

I just dont get why anyone would want to ring the other half while with an escort..... he said she wouldnt know he was with me too  :FF
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English natural beauty

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #382 on: 26 September 2017, 11:56:23 am »
Quote from: Alison381 on 25 September 2017, 03:54:59 pm
I just dont get why anyone would want to ring the other half while with an escort..... he said she wouldnt know he was with me too  :FF

I started a thread a while back as I had a client who called his wife and put her on loudspeaker during the booking. And was attempting to stuff his Cock into my mouth while doing so. It made me so angry but how can I say anything in that situation? He could have lost it with me I could have even broken up how marriage. It's terrible. No wonder we have such a low opinion of men sometimes.
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Re: They said what???
« Reply #383 on: 26 September 2017, 12:00:27 pm »
Quote from: English natural beauty on 26 September 2017, 11:56:23 am
I started a thread a while back as I had a client who called his wife and put her on loudspeaker during the booking. And was attempting to stuff his Cock into my mouth while doing so. It made me so angry but how can I say anything in that situation? He could have lost it with me I could have even broken up how marriage. It's terrible. No wonder we have such a low opinion of men sometimes.

I would have given him a toothy bj in that situation  ;D
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Re: They said what???
« Reply #384 on: 26 September 2017, 08:37:10 pm »
Ew I had a client who said "You should be paying me" as if I had never been fucked so good in my life... it realllly rubbed me up the wrong way. Even if he was actually good, it would still have annoyed me. Don't FLATTER yourself! That's for me to say!
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« Reply #385 on: 27 September 2017, 12:02:08 pm »
Quote from: Alison381 on 26 September 2017, 12:00:27 pm
I would have given him a toothy bj in that situation  ;D

I wanked  him furiously.
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meetingdiversity

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #386 on: 06 October 2017, 09:06:03 pm »
He said there is a scottish girl who will do it for ?20. I said go to her, have a good time with your change.   (The Tosser)
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meetingdiversity

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« Reply #387 on: 06 October 2017, 09:07:48 pm »
Quote from: English natural beauty on 27 September 2017, 12:02:08 pm
I wanked  him furiously.

Just give them what they want by asking them how is your cock baby mmmm.

That will teach them.
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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #388 on: 13 October 2017, 03:14:35 pm »
I'm on tour.
Comes in my hotel room, looks at the bed and says "OMG, you bring your own bedspread! That's really cute!"
Me: Well, I like my home comforts!

Real reason: My patterned duvet cover doesn't show errant pubes, sock fluff, cum stains, or lubey handprints.
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Re: They said what???
« Reply #389 on: 27 October 2017, 10:01:01 am »
Immediately prior to booking an appointment we had chatted about and agreed a time he said "I just found a lady I prefer over you so best wishes"!!

Now I understand I'm not going to be everyone's cup of tea, and each to their own and all that, but why the hell did he think I needed to be told that, and why waste my time arranging an appointment?

Flabbergasted!
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