They said what???

[little-minx]

Thank you for your input, LisaLisa.   I have had those, too. What's wrong with these men (whilst there are Good guys on the other hand)?

It's a mystery lol.  I will miss reading the funny things they say when I leave!   

[Rosie13]

?Oh this will only take all of ten seconds...? and as he came he made a ?ding ding? noise.

 

[Lillys0]

You are too nice and well spoken for this you will be someone's mother or wife one day 
 , I already am someone's mother and why should it effect them? It's not like we tell it from the rooftops what we do. They get provided for fed and clothed and I'm not interested in marrying a man.

[foxylady]

Lolapops, "ding ding" 

[VoluptuousCurves]

Ding ding!!

I have to confess that my BF has a habit, when I take my dress off, of exclaiming "Ding fucking doo-ong!"

[neutralC]

"You're not married?!"
"Nope."
"Well then I'll get a divorce and we can get married."
"Double nope."


"I have a small penis."
"That's fine."
"No, I mean a really small penis."
"Still fine. Are you wanting me to do small penis humiliation or something?"
"No, I'm just telling you I have a very, very small penis, so you don't bring it up during the meet."
"You know the chances of me remarking on it increase exponentially each time you bring it up?"

 

[Justine]

I think I dodged a total idiot today. In fact I know I did!   Got a call from a sensible enough sounding guy who was doing fine making his booking and we said bye so I could go and prepare as he would be due in half an hour.  In the middle of my preps he rang again and asked could I just tell him one or two things we would be "enjoying" when he arrived.  I said sorry but I had to finish getting ready and he would be here soon enough to enjoy the meeting.

He seemed to accept this but then I got a text saying "I will not be coming as you did not seem very sexy on the phone and I like to get a bit of build up before I arrive" 

Do these phone wankers think we are just off the stupid train?

[Kay]

In the middle of my preps he rang again and asked could I just tell him one or two things we would be "enjoying" when he arrived.  I said sorry but I had to finish getting ready and he would be here soon enough to enjoy the meeting.

He seemed to accept this but then I got a text saying "I will not be coming as you did not seem very sexy on the phone and I like to get a bit of build up before I arrive" 

I've had this once or twice - so annoying. I'm sat there trying to do my eyeliner and it suddenly becomes obvious he's either clueless or a timewaster. They don't seem to be able to work it out that we can't get ready for the booking whilst simultaneously providing wank material!

[Lushblossom]

I don't think clients realise that time is money as they aren't doing the job themselves.  It is only a very small minority of men who seem to get the job enough to appreciate this.

I also find it is the younger guys who expect a build up of texts prior to the booking.  Which is why I often find e.g. 30 year old age group particularly tiresome.  However sometimes beggars can't be choosers and we have to take that age group on.  That is at least my experience.  Those aged 40 plus seem to hassle us less in the run up to the appointment.

[Kendall]

Ding ding!!

I have to confess that my BF has a habit, when I take my dress off, of exclaiming "Ding fucking doo-ong!"

Is your bf lord flash heart 

[MsLadyV87]

I think I dodged a total idiot today. In fact I know I did!   Got a call from a sensible enough sounding guy who was doing fine making his booking and we said bye so I could go and prepare as he would be due in half an hour.  In the middle of my preps he rang again and asked could I just tell him one or two things we would be "enjoying" when he arrived.  I said sorry but I had to finish getting ready and he would be here soon enough to enjoy the meeting.

He seemed to accept this but then I got a text saying "I will not be coming as you did not seem very sexy on the phone and I like to get a bit of build up before I arrive" 

Do these phone wankers think we are just off the stupid train?

All abroad the stupid train. woo woo!!!  xx

[SimplySinful]

All abroad the stupid train. woo woo!!!  xx

 Believe it or not some escorts do engage in Sexting and suchlike before bookings (unpaid) and that?s up to them but unfortunately it means  these idiots then start expecting it of all of us.
 
 I had a guy book recently I was not very enamoured of his manner on the phone and straight afterwards he texted me asking if I had WhatsApp and could I send a face picture which I ignored.  I blocked him thinking I would cancel before the booking and then got a voicemail asking to change the time so I said I wasn?t available,  meanwhile there was another blocked text asking for a face picture...

 On a thorough look at his feedback one Escort commented that she had enjoyed sexting before the booking,  unbelievable but true

[MsLadyV87]

Believe it or not some escorts do engage in Sexting and suchlike before bookings (unpaid) and that?s up to them but unfortunately it means  these idiots then start expecting it of all of us.
 
 I had a guy book recently I was not very enamoured of his manner on the phone and straight afterwards he texted me asking if I had WhatsApp and could I send a face picture which I ignored.  I blocked him thinking I would cancel before the booking and then got a voicemail asking to change the time so I said I wasn?t available,  meanwhile there was another blocked text asking for a face picture...

 On a thorough look at his feedback one Escort commented that she had enjoyed sexting before the booking,  unbelievable but true

Oops sorry, meant no ill feeling/poking fun at escorts. Not all all    Just meant its so funny how some (not all) clients think they can get away with trying to pull crap

[SimplySinful]

Oops sorry, meant no ill feeling/poking fun at escorts. Not all all    Just meant its so funny how some (not all) clients think they can get away with trying to pull crap

 No I didn?t think that, I know that a lot of guys do that with no intention of booking just timewasting  but some guys do expect it as part of a booking which is not my style at all.

[MsLadyV87]

No I didn?t think that, I know that a lot of guys do that with no intention of booking just timewasting  but some guys do expect it as part of a booking which is not my style at all.

Yeah I am the same

Wish you a good Saturday night and Sunday xx