'dark' service?

[Shewolf]

Hello all 

I've had an enquiry from a guy who would like my service to be 'dark WS HS'

I have guessed he means water sports and hard sports ( ) but what does he mean by 'dark'? Do you know?

Sounds grim haha

Thanks x

[CurlsnCurves]

Shove him in a dark pit n shit n piss on him then cover said pit over. I'm sure that'll be dark enough for him! Hehehe. Honestly, I can only think maybe he wants extreme humiliation and degradation and for you to be really brutal n nasty to him but that's me guessing.

[colette]

Hiya ,
Pardon me if I find this funny , but in Pok?mon terms :
Dark-type moves are especially useful when combating Psychic and Ghost types. Many of them involve the possession of an opponent's attributes .... 

[bristoljen]

Hello all 

I've had an enquiry from a guy who would like my service to be 'dark WS HS'

I have guessed he means water sports and hard sports ( ) but what does he mean by 'dark'? Do you know?

Sounds grim haha

Thanks x

Maybe he means concentrated wee, when you are dehydrated and it is dark yellow in color?  Normally ws is done after drinking lots of water so the wee is light in color.

[amy]

Maybe he means concentrated wee, when you are dehydrated and it is dark yellow in colour?  Normally ws is done after drinking lots of water so the wee is light in color.

And for 'dark' hs, look no further than our old friend Guinness .

[colette]

 " And for 'dark' hs, look no further than our old friend Guinness . "
.... Silly me , I was thinking of advising to drink Beetroot juice ... 

[Shewolf]

Shove him in a dark pit n shit n piss on him then cover said pit over. I'm sure that'll be dark enough for him! Hehehe. Honestly, I can only think maybe he wants extreme humiliation and degradation and for you to be really brutal n nasty to him but that's me guessing.

Ah but...he may mean that HE is wanting to piss and shit all over me in a brutal dark way.

Well, I tell you something...he'll only do it the once.

 

[bristoljen]

Ah but...he may mean that HE is wanting to piss and shit all over me in a brutal dark way.

Well, I tell you something...he'll only do it the once.

 

Have you asked him what he means? I would love to know

[Shewolf]

I asked him for clarification of HS and WS (what in particular he wanted) and he added the 'dark' word to his reply. Nothing else. Haha. Scary shit. Literally!

I'll ask him again and feedback

[colette]

Yeahhh ..
Please do feedback all of us ... our days are worthless until we know what he means ... 

[Shewolf]

He means..

well, he doesn't really know himself! haha he thinks poo is 'dark/forbidden/extreme' but doesn't know whether it should be eaten or smeared.

I remember a client once told me that, once, he was with an escort and her doorbell rang. She went to the window, said 'oh it's so and so coming to buy my poo', went out to the back yard, picked up her dog's poo, put it in a bag and sold it to the guy at the door!

So maybe I should take some with me (yes I do have a dog).

 

[colette]

HAHAHA !!!
Are there people on Earth who mistake doggy's poo for the human one ? I sincerely doubt it !!!
Anyway , I'll avoid lecturing you about the differences between the two items , but I frankly find the guy in question dangerously childish .
Unless there is a problem of communication ... 

[VoluptuousCurves]

He means..

well, he doesn't really know himself! haha he thinks poo is 'dark/forbidden/extreme' but doesn't know whether it should be eaten or smeared.

Oh god. This is the type of fantasist I hate dealing with. "I know I want to do something with poo, I'm just not sure what..."

[bristoljen]

Oh god. This is the type of fantasist I hate dealing with. "I know I want to do something with poo, I'm just not sure what..."

lol, obviously a total fantasist

[MistressMorgana]

"I know I want to do something with poo, I'm just not sure what..."

Flush it?!