When guys text "Hi" or "Hey"

[ladyofthemansion]

These texts are more irritating than the ones asking if I will do services not listed. I just cannot think of any way to reply to those so annoying texts.

[Mirror]

They get my auto reply which says my phone doesn't accept text messages.

[BlaqHarlot]

I don't reply. Guaranteed if you do it hardly ever turns into a booking. I got two emails with just "Hi" and "Hey" last week I just deleted them. Surely if they were genuine they would be enquiring about a booking not clogging our phones or inbox with "Hi" lol

[katrina]

100% of these texts are time wasters wanting to get in a convo with you with no intention of ever booking IME. I just ignore but they're saved in my phone, sooner or later another one will pop up from the same number with "Hi" again!

[Jill]

Today's best text was "time start time finish?"

Obviously no reply from me.

[Shewolf]

Today's best text was "time start time finish?"

Obviously no reply from me.

Guys like this are showing their true colours which are that they believe we are not worth a full sentence.

[katrina]

Today's best text was "time start time finish?"

Obviously no reply from me.

Its because he's got no manners or social skills to start with, and he's got such a tiny little brain that he assumes that ALL escorts must work a conveyor belt system with one in one out constantly from 'start' to 'finish' so he wants to 'fit in' at his convenience somewhere between those times.  lol

[lillybliss]

On a regular basis for the last six weeks ago Iv'e had so many saying 'hey or hi' I just ignore 

[BibiofLeeds]

The other equally annoying texts are ones that just say 'Bibi?'.I feel like replying 'Dickhead?'.

[katrina]

The other equally annoying texts are ones that just say 'Bibi?'.I feel like replying 'Dickhead?'.

Oh yes the "Is this Kat" or just Kat? I feel like replying and have done (no its Fred Bloggs!) That just encourages more shitey texts from them though so I mostly ignore.

[Guiltypleasure]

I don't reply. Guaranteed if you do it hardly ever turns into a booking. I got two emails with just "Hi" and "Hey" last week I just deleted them. Surely if they were genuine they would be enquiring about a booking not clogging our phones or inbox with "Hi" lol

I prefer 'Yo' or 'hay' at bedtime , it intrigues me ! Of course lol

[Hadley]

If I haven't heard from the person before then I will respond nicely to "hi" - as in replying Hi, would you like to make a booking today? If so could you please give further details? Many thanks Hadley.

If they just reply with "hi" again or if from my previous messages I can see they have done nothing for the last 4 months but send the word hi, then I just text anything they send on repeat back to them. As in:

Them: Hi
Me: Hi
Them: Hi
Me: Hi
Them ?
Me: ??
Them: ?
Me:
Them: bby?
Me: bb ?

Not a very stimulating game admittedly but mildly amusing when you're bored. And hopefully gives some idea back to them of how mind numbingly soul destroying it is to try to have a conversation in this vein.

[MistressMorgana]

My FAQs state I don't respond to 'hey' 'hi' 'u free' 'babe' and I literally just delete them. In my experience they are all TWs plus if that's their limit of conversation then God knows what the booking would be like. Shudder!

[SW]

I usually ignore them but if I'm feeling bored I do sometimes reply saying 'I'm sorry I only see people with at least a basic grasp of English.'

[Kay]

I used to text back my website URL but now I just delete.