My idiots of Glasgow for the last couple of weeks

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I figured this absolute shitgibbon wasn't going to show up from his first phone call because he was far too chatty and seemed to want to spend about 8 mins chatting to me, including about sex and what I would be comfortable with (there's profiles for that but if you don't have reading comprehension skills mate, it's all good). But whatever, I was just returning so I gave him the benefit of the doubt in case my TW senses were off - they weren't, he was a no show. He had said he was driving back up over the border so I even left it open for him to be running late. I checked my blocked messages 2 days later to get a text about how he had just checked his phone. edit - this was a one off no show so it's fine if Amy wants me to take it out, have left it in for the TW element and PMed AA below.

Uh-huh.

079701198** - 'Graham'

This twat is probably harmless but haggles. Seems to think because he's 'not that far away' and its 'all he can afford', '80 pounds is better than no pounds' (do you think you're the only phone call I get, dude?), I'm somehow going to drop my hourly rate just for him. Whilst I'm sure he is special in his mother's eyes, I don't care about him.  - 077334510**

This one is just stored as 'lmao no'. Asked if I do 15 mins. Asked if I do outcalls to homes. Asked what my rates are. Probably would have asked my thoughts on Corbyn if he had two brain cells to rub together (and if he had, he would have seen most of his questions were already answered on the site he got my phone number from). When directed back to my site (and quietly blocked), I've subsequently continued to receive a barrage of texts over several days begging me to come to his flat. I think I'll stay at home and rip out my acrylic nails, it sounds more fun.  - 079540406**

'Text Pest' - sent me a normal text at first saying he could call me after work and asking how much advance notice I need, so I replied saying an hour. He replies that he's not sure he has the time. 3 mins later - "I'm relatively local - could be a regular thing?" (why do you think I'm excited by this? I DON'T CARE.) Proceeds to keep sending random texts ending in questions in a chit-chatty way ('let me know?'), except he is having a conversation with himself likely harmless, just gormless and smells like TW  - 077637612**

'Address seeker' in contacts list - I patched this straight away. Texted asking if I was working tomorrow around 9pm, I replied that I would be. Had a bit of respect for him if I was honest to not call me beyond my working hours and stupidly thought maybe he was normal! 'Can you text me your postcode?' Ignored. Every other day since I've had 'are you escorting today? Can I have your address?'  - 079639323**