Thats reminded me, a client yesterday morning, new to me, older gentleman. He got a taxi here so gave him the usual instructions. We were chatting about traffic and isn't it hard to park, etc. He asked me if I had a car so I said yes. He said "Oh afterwards could you drop me off in town?"
There was a good 10 seconds of silence before I tilted my head to one side and said "No I will not do that. I can order you a taxi though." I managed to refrain from adding "You cheeky old git", for which I give myself a good 500 points.
He then took a shower at the end of the booking. I said "You can use any towel from the stack", he said Oh it's okay I've brought my own. Fine, a few punters do. He was in there for 20 minutes, shouted me because he couldn't work out how to turn the shower off, and when I went in he was drying himself with a roll of kitchen paper
He'd literally used half a roll of that jumbo stuff that's supposed to double as a cleaning cloth.
Once he'd gone I went in the bathroom and there was water fucking everywhere. Also he didn't like my cat so he's never coming again.
Fuck I hate working from home.