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Luciexx

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A client, who says, "I don't drive".
« on: 22 February 2017, 06:13:39 pm »
I have had some "clients" stating that they don't drive.  These never worked out.  As a result, whenever someone starts saying "I don't drive so could you tell me where you are?" etc, I get a little cautious.

It could be an attention seeker, TW or address collector.   I'm not located exactly right next to the railway station.  Have you had any clients who come to see you by using public transport when your incall location is not in the middle of the town centre, or near the tube/railway station?  I'm currently trying to work out if it's worth dealing with these clients when you are not based in a convenient location by bus/tube station etc.

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Re: A client, who says, "I don't drive".
« Reply #1 on: 22 February 2017, 06:21:58 pm »
I have a few like this and I'm about 15 mins from the station (by car).

If they are local I tell them which bus to catch and where to get off, then to phone me from that bus stop and I'll tell them where to go next. This way I can check they are where I told them to be by saying "Which side of the road are you on, what are you next to?" etc. There's a supermarket on one side and a pub on the other so if they say anything else then they get binned and blocked.

If they are coming by taxi then I tell them the name of my road and tell them to get the taxi driver to stop outside a number I can see from my window, get out and then call me from there.

I am quite used to this because my city is very bad for driving and parking, and it's the same way in London. In London I always say "5 mins walk from X station" and then when they book I give them the hotel name if they pass screening and ask them to call me from outside. I get very few no shows in central London.
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Re: A client, who says, "I don't drive".
« Reply #2 on: 22 February 2017, 06:29:31 pm »
I always have clients who come see me when I am on a motorway or no public transport can be used to get to where I am. I make it clear that you will need to use a cab but I am only 15mins or 10mins drive etc.

I simply say. If your using tube/national rail when exit get a cab cost you 5 or 6 pounds etc  you must hand the phone to the driver as I have to give him instructions where to drop you.

Or if the client is getting cab direct from his place same instruction applies. I don't hand my actual address it will be an address or building few doors down that I can see through my window.  As I am on the phone to cab driver I get him to tell me make of the car and make plus reg plate so I  know what to be looking for.

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Re: A client, who says, "I don't drive".
« Reply #3 on: 22 February 2017, 06:31:51 pm »
Yes when I did incalls I had several very good clients travel by public transport, including some drivers making use of free bus passes, or simply their other half having the car for the day.

At that time I was over a mile from a poorly served branch line, 3 miles from main line and 2/3 of a mile from nearest bus station. Some non drivers also used taxis. All were perfectly genuine and fine.
« Last Edit: 22 February 2017, 06:34:20 pm by Mirror »

Luciexx

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Re: A client, who says, "I don't drive".
« Reply #4 on: 22 February 2017, 06:42:31 pm »
Thank you, VC, DD & Mirror.

I will try to digest as to what you all kindly suggested.  It's a lot to take in!  You guys must be "pretty astute"!  (Is an understatement).   Thank you.   ;D

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Re: A client, who says, "I don't drive".
« Reply #5 on: 22 February 2017, 06:46:27 pm »
I think I've never jumped to conclusions because I myself have been a 'non-driver', still am whenever I can.

What I did do is work out directions and distances based on clients arriving by different methods, providing plenty of information without actually giving the address away, including a convenient taxi pick up and drop off point which wasn't connected to my specific property.

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Re: A client, who says, "I don't drive".
« Reply #6 on: 22 February 2017, 10:18:32 pm »
Probably just angling for a lift...too tight to pay for a taxi  ::)

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Re: A client, who says, "I don't drive".
« Reply #7 on: 22 February 2017, 10:30:42 pm »
Thats reminded me, a client yesterday morning, new to me, older gentleman. He got a taxi here so gave him the usual instructions. We were chatting about traffic and isn't it hard to park, etc. He asked me if I had a car so I said yes. He said "Oh afterwards could you drop me off in town?"

There was a good 10 seconds of silence before I tilted my head to one side and said "No I will not do that. I can order you a taxi though." I managed to refrain from adding "You cheeky old git", for which I give myself a good 500 points.

He then took a shower at the end of the booking. I said "You can use any towel from the stack", he said Oh it's okay I've brought my own. Fine, a few punters do. He was in there for 20 minutes, shouted me because he couldn't work out how to turn the shower off, and when I went in he was drying himself with a roll of kitchen paper  ??? He'd literally used half a roll of that jumbo stuff that's supposed to double as a cleaning cloth.

Once he'd gone I went in the bathroom and there was water fucking everywhere. Also he didn't like my cat so he's never coming again.

Fuck I hate working from home.
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Re: A client, who says, "I don't drive".
« Reply #8 on: 22 February 2017, 10:35:03 pm »
Some Escorts do give clients lifts. My car insurer told me in no uncertain terms that if I do so it breaks the terms of my insurance.

There'll always be someone being cheeky, member of a local gym is known for cadging lifts. Just gotta be firm with boundaries.

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Re: A client, who says, "I don't drive".
« Reply #9 on: 22 February 2017, 10:37:54 pm »
Katrina lol  ;D  Mirror is a saint as always.  Wish I had the same level of patience.   :D  Looks like more clients without any access to a car, coming out of the woodwork...to test my patience. Opportunity for self-growth or mental torture.. Lol

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Re: A client, who says, "I don't drive".
« Reply #10 on: 22 February 2017, 10:38:13 pm »
Thats reminded me, a client yesterday morning, new to me, older gentleman. He got a taxi here so gave him the usual instructions. We were chatting about traffic and isn't it hard to park, etc. He asked me if I had a car so I said yes. He said "Oh afterwards could you drop me off in town?"

There was a good 10 seconds of silence before I tilted my head to one side and said "No I will not do that. I can order you a taxi though." I managed to refrain from adding "You cheeky old git", for which I give myself a good 500 points.

He then took a shower at the end of the booking. I said "You can use any towel from the stack", he said Oh it's okay I've brought my own. Fine, a few punters do. He was in there for 20 minutes, shouted me because he couldn't work out how to turn the shower off, and when I went in he was drying himself with a roll of kitchen paper  ??? He'd literally used half a roll of that jumbo stuff that's supposed to double as a cleaning cloth.

Once he'd gone I went in the bathroom and there was water fucking everywhere. Also he didn't like my cat so he's never coming again.

Fuck I hate working from home.


Fucking cheeky cunt! I've sacked off a few of those types and glad to be rid of them.

Luciexx

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Re: A client, who says, "I don't drive".
« Reply #11 on: 22 February 2017, 10:42:08 pm »
Another reason why not to accept car-less punters.  :-X

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Re: A client, who says, "I don't drive".
« Reply #12 on: 22 February 2017, 10:47:46 pm »
Some also used the train because it was a long journey, and they liked to make it a day out. I'm hardly going to slag them off, or complain when they were in all ways perfectly fine clients, who paid good money and were prepared to make the effort.

One man couldn't drive because he had epilepsy,  which I may add I never saw hide nor hair of when he was with me. Always on time, no boundary pushing.

Now some car drivers, ended up being a real problem in all sorts of ways, and in fact my armed robber used a car.....

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Re: A client, who says, "I don't drive".
« Reply #13 on: 22 February 2017, 11:00:12 pm »
I don't think it matters how they get to you as long as they get there on time.I don't drive either so it doesn't seem strange to me if people use public transport and or taxis.
I'll always do my best to advise how to get to me regardless.

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Re: A client, who says, "I don't drive".
« Reply #14 on: 22 February 2017, 11:50:27 pm »
I'm similar to VC. I'm a 15-minute walk from my local train station. I give them the name of a nearby cafe and ask them to call me for my door number once they're there.

Bus or taxi I tell them to get off at the same parade of shops where the cafe above is, and again call me.

It normally goes pretty smoothly.
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