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Curvygal

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Re: What you say v's what you mean
« Reply #15 on: 21 March 2017, 04:10:56 pm »
"Vargina"? Hahaha I'd probably end up correcting him and saying "I believe you're actually referring to my vulva. The external structures are comprised of the mons pubis, clitoris, labia majora...." I love going into pedantic mode :D

God if I had a customer who told me to be honest every second, he would NOT like what he heard.

I still remember the day a boyfriend said to me "What you thinking about?" He was probably expecting me to say "Oh, how much I like you!" or some soppy shit, but I said (without thinking) "I was just reflecting about the word "gentle" - did you know it's ultimately derived from old French "gentil", of noble birth? It's also given rise to "gentile" which originally meant "someone of the same tribe" but is now used to mean "someone who's not Jewish". Isn't language fascinating?!"

He looked at me deadpan and said "Think I'll get a shower and then watch the football" which is why I'll die alone :D

Loooooollll VC!!!  ;D :D ;D :D

Curvygal

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Re: What you say v's what you mean
« Reply #16 on: 21 March 2017, 04:12:37 pm »
So, are you doing anything nice with the rest of your day? = Now fuck off and go and do it, your time's up.


YES!  Are you doing anything nice the rest of the day/Are you starting work early tomorrow/do you have any early flight?  = fuck of and go do it/let me fuck off and go do some things!

Wailing Banshee

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Re: What you say v's what you mean
« Reply #17 on: 22 March 2017, 09:35:35 am »
Him: Ooh you're so wet
Me: Mmmm, so turned on...
What I want to say: Actually my cunt is the Pavlov's dog of escorting, when I get paid it salivates, nothing to do with you.

Angel eyes

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Re: What you say v's what you mean
« Reply #18 on: 23 March 2017, 02:22:33 pm »
Mmmmmmmm you taste so nice ... in my head I'm like yeah it's cherry lube stuck right up me ! Because I'm as dry as an olde bone !

Tell me what you like ? In my head  for you to fuck off !

I'm so going to make you gush .. in my head .. oh no you won't I kind gotta be turned on ! And u ain't doing it ... ( at all )

I will just get u a drink .. meaning I go to other room and do 10 Hail Marys to get thro the booking !

Yes  of course you are welcome back ... ! BLOCKED !
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Chanel xxx

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Re: What you say v's what you mean
« Reply #19 on: 26 March 2017, 05:53:08 am »
Hilarious! You ladies should do domination/humiliation if you don't do so already? A lot of men would pay good money to hear such honest talk  ;)
So, what she done said was that happy hoes ain’t hating and hating hoes ain’t happy.

Hadley

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Re: What you say v's what you mean
« Reply #20 on: 27 March 2017, 01:06:21 am »
Him: I'm here 10 minutes early, might we meet earlier?
Me: Oh no sadly I can't, I'm just hopping out of the bath and putting my make up on for you


(which I am, whilst hopping around trying to put my sexy pants on whilst emptying the bins and changing the linen from the last client at the same time  ;D )
"Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding."

-Betty White

Hadley

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Re: What you say v's what you mean
« Reply #21 on: 27 March 2017, 01:08:16 am »
Oh and I lie and say I love to listen to sexy music

When really I like listening to BBC Parliament  ;D
"Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding."

-Betty White

SophieXXX

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Re: What you say v's what you mean
« Reply #22 on: 27 March 2017, 07:48:37 pm »
Him: Ooh you're so wet
Me: Mmmm, so turned on...
What I want to say: Actually my cunt is the Pavlov's dog of escorting, when I get paid it salivates, nothing to do with you.

Hahahahahaha! <3 As a psyc geek, this is ace

SophieXXX

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Re: What you say v's what you mean
« Reply #23 on: 27 March 2017, 07:50:12 pm »
What I say: "Mmm, I really want to suck your cock"

What I mean: "I can't pretend any longer that your tongue is doing anything for me"