"Vargina"? Hahaha I'd probably end up correcting him and saying "I believe you're actually referring to my vulva. The external structures are comprised of the mons pubis, clitoris, labia majora...." I love going into pedantic mode God if I had a customer who told me to be honest every second, he would NOT like what he heard. I still remember the day a boyfriend said to me "What you thinking about?" He was probably expecting me to say "Oh, how much I like you!" or some soppy shit, but I said (without thinking) "I was just reflecting about the word "gentle" - did you know it's ultimately derived from old French "gentil", of noble birth? It's also given rise to "gentile" which originally meant "someone of the same tribe" but is now used to mean "someone who's not Jewish". Isn't language fascinating?!" He looked at me deadpan and said "Think I'll get a shower and then watch the football" which is why I'll die alone
So, are you doing anything nice with the rest of your day? = Now fuck off and go and do it, your time's up.YES! Are you doing anything nice the rest of the day/Are you starting work early tomorrow/do you have any early flight? = fuck of and go do it/let me fuck off and go do some things!
Him: Ooh you're so wetMe: Mmmm, so turned on...What I want to say: Actually my cunt is the Pavlov's dog of escorting, when I get paid it salivates, nothing to do with you.