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Escort Recruitment Agency is at the forefront of the adult entertainment industry. We are always on the lookout for dedicated, passionate females over the age of 18. Applicants should be able to travel to and from the UK for work purposes. Ladies need to be well-groomed with an attractive, well-kept appearance. ?People?s people? are what we?re looking for. The ability to speak a reasonable amount of English is a must. No chancers.

Our PARTNERSHIP Offer;

1.   Friendly and Supportive Management
2.   Safe and Working Environment
3.   Professional Support Team
4.   Rigorous Client Screening
5.   Security at All Times
6.   Friendly and Respectful Clients
7.   Consistent Clientele Acquisition
= LIFE CHANGING EARNINGS!!!

We understand that relocating and taking on a new job with high demands can be daunting. But that?s exactly what we?re here for. We boast diverse experience in our industry, and never fail to take optimum care of each and every one of our valued escorts. Every one of our ladies is in safe hands, knowing that we adhere to all applicable laws and regulations.

The BENEFITS of the partnership;


1.   Experienced Marketing Team
2.   Personal Advertising Campaigns
3.   Free Re-location
4.   Free Accommodation
5.   Free Transportation
6.   Free Spending Allowance (weekly)
7.   Free Career Development Training
= BIG MONTHY SAVINGS


We connect independent escorts with booking agencies that advertise services in the form of companionship with escorts for a certain period of time. Any other activities that may take place during this time are purely as a result of an agreement between two consenting adults (the escort and the client).

About us and our partners;

Escorts that partner with us are independent and self-employed, and thus choose their own hours. Our escorts are 100% free to turn down booking at their own discretion. Fees will always be paid to our escorts for their time and companionship only. Escorts are paid daily in cash or any other payment method of their choice. Any ?fantasy? scenarios found on any marketing materials are scenarios only, and do not in any way constitute contractual obligation.

Your SAFETY is IMPORTANT to us;

Our partners, drivers, agents and staff are all subject to rigorous Background Checks, Criminal History Checks by the Discloser and Barring Service (previously known as CRB), Identity Verification, Employment History Verification, Educational Qualification Verification, and of course, Online Media Checks. Characters must be A-1, and we do absolutely everything in our power to confirm and validate this.

If you are NOT a people?s person, use drugs or have any mental illness, are unable to travel or are in the midst of spousal issues, your application will not be reviewed.

You need to be:
?   18 years or older
?   Single and free from constraint
?   Mentally stable
?   Free from alcohol or drug use
?   Free to travel with short notice
?   Well mannered
?   Understand English
?   Ambitious and willing to earn

We look forward to hearing from you. Should you wish to submit an application, we have a number of ways;

1)   Fill the screening form on our website
2)   Call us and go through the screening process over the phone
3)   Email us with your Name*, Age*, Location*, Number*, Measurements and 2-5 recent images

IMPORTANT 
Please quote the Reference Code below when you contact us.
Ref: 32HHGVS

Website form - www.EscortRecruitment.Agency/
Landline Number -   +44 20 387 038 37
Email ? HR@escortrecruitment.agency

Reference Code - 32HHGVS     
                                                 
Thank you for your time,
Warm Regards,
HR Manager

P: S, please bear in mind that we receive vast amounts of applications on a daily basis. Should you not receive a response in the time you?re hoping for, you may give us a call at 020 387 038 37 to find out the status of your application. Rest assured that all information shared with us is 100% confidential, and we will never feed sensitive information to any third party whatsoever.

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Re: ✅ Genuine ✅ Escort Agency✅ Needs You!! ✅ MUST READ!!! ✅
« Reply #1 on: 16 April 2017, 09:09:36 pm »
Hahahahahaha.

Admittedly TL;DR, but the bits I did read were  ;D

You think you get to comment on somebody who is employing you to act as their representative's 'spousal issues'? Why would you know anything about them?

And are you saying that these women will not be paid directly by punters at the start of each booking?

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« Reply #2 on: 16 April 2017, 09:29:00 pm »
Is the 'free spending allowance - weekly' on top of our earnings'? How generous you are!

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« Reply #3 on: 16 April 2017, 09:32:48 pm »
Career Development Training...?
"There is no sin except stupidity" - Oscar Wilde

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« Reply #4 on: 16 April 2017, 09:39:49 pm »
We have been blessed today. If I ate any more chocolate or leftover lamb I would have been in danger of not being able to get bathed and ready for bed, but thanks to this I have something to distract me and make me laugh instead. And I haven't even looked at the website yet :D.

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« Reply #5 on: 16 April 2017, 10:14:11 pm »
This is fucking hilarious! I've been either boyfriended up all my whoring career; what a joke!  :D

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« Reply #6 on: 16 April 2017, 10:45:45 pm »
I did look at the site - the basic idea of these geniuses is that they're not pimps, but they'll put you in touch with someone who is.

But they 'have a vision of becoming the new-age Social Media platform for the escort industry' and there are jobs for 'Certified Cosmotologists' too!
'The Ian formerly known as SW5'. What they said: "Indispensable", "You are our best resource", and (hours later!) "I'm afraid that you're being made redundant..."

Winding down YourEscortSite.com

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« Reply #7 on: 16 April 2017, 10:53:42 pm »
As ever, their blog post on legal stuff is the gift that keeps giving...

'.. There are indeed laws against prostitution..'

Which would those be?

'There is a huge difference between prostitution and escorting. It?s like chalk and cheese. Cheese is great. You wouldn?t want chalk on your plate now, would you? just like chalk, prostitution leaves a bad taste in the mouth whereas escorting is whole other ball game.  Escorts are magical creatures who strive to make their clients feel special at all times.'

Wow.

'Obviously, you need to be over the age of 18 to be legally allowed to follow this line of work. Anyone under 18 will be prosecuted.'

What for?

'The bonds formed between the clients and escorts are priceless. When a client approaches an escort it is because they are in need of something special and meaningful. It is a relationship which exceeds the boundaries of friendship and blossoms into companionship.'

I genuinely wonder what colour the sky is on their planet.
'The Ian formerly known as SW5'. What they said: "Indispensable", "You are our best resource", and (hours later!) "I'm afraid that you're being made redundant..."

Winding down YourEscortSite.com

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« Reply #8 on: 17 April 2017, 12:22:31 am »
Jesus Wept.... :o what a load of old codswallop!

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« Reply #9 on: 17 April 2017, 12:25:38 am »
Surely this is a wind up. As in the words of John Mackenroe "you cannot be serious!!"
I'm glad I got all the Cynthia Payne books before the prices rocked to sky high.

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« Reply #10 on: 17 April 2017, 03:52:14 am »

'The bonds formed between the clients and escorts are priceless. When a client approaches an escort it is because they are in need of something special and meaningful. It is a relationship which exceeds the boundaries of friendship and blossoms into companionship.'


Holy fuck, that blossoming part is priceless. I may ask them to rewrite my profile :)

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« Reply #11 on: 17 April 2017, 04:15:37 am »
Damn I'm gutted that I don't meet their strict criteria  :'( I'd love to be part of this new movement in the escort industry. Their chaotic website had me enthralled. Bloody mental illness holding me back from 'LIFE CHANGING EARNINGS!!!'. I'd be intrigued to know under what guise they managed to obtain their DBS checks. Surely nobody is that bored in their Easter holidays that they have hours to devote to creating a completely pointless website full of drivel?

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« Reply #12 on: 17 April 2017, 09:10:44 am »
Oh dear I'm not single.

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« Reply #13 on: 17 April 2017, 09:27:01 am »
Just reversed image searched one of the important team members profile photos - came up with a professor at Imperial college who has 5 mil in grants....definitely no time on her hands for this drivel


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« Reply #14 on: 17 April 2017, 09:41:16 am »
Damn I'm gutted that I don't meet their strict criteria  :'( I'd love to be part of this new movement in the escort industry. Their chaotic website had me enthralled. Bloody mental illness holding me back from 'LIFE CHANGING EARNINGS!!!'. I'd be intrigued to know under what guise they managed to obtain their DBS checks. Surely nobody is that bored in their Easter holidays that they have hours to devote to creating a completely pointless website full of drivel?

Given that the Equality Act 2010 outlaws discrimination against people with disabilities including mental illness or previous mental illness (and this applies not just to employees but to users of services, which i'm assuming is how they're painting their offer since they're not actually employing anybody) I think they must be having a little joke.

They could just be unbelievably thick and misguided, which seems far more likely. If they're trying to avoid the pimping laws, they could probably pull it off if they're not taking a cut per booking, but as they're inciting people to become prostitutes, it's a bit academic :).

Just reversed image searched one of the important team members profile photos - came up with a professor at Imperial college who has 5 mil in grants....definitely no time on her hands for this drivel

She'll be thrilled. Dear God, what a car crash ;D.