Bizarre yet funny requests

[HS1978]

OK, I think it must be silly weekend, I was in fits of giggles due to an incident in a booking today and then I wake up this morning to an email requesting a meet, the condition being I meet him at the door dressed in a pig onesie with a but plug inserted and nothing else, he then said he wanted to rub baby oil into me while I am sill wearing said onsie!

This has to be the funniest request I have ever had and I don't think I could do it as I would be giggling away with the thought I am in a onsie which is my usual non work lazy day attire (not a pig one I may add). It got me thinking what is the funniest or bizarre requests you have had? 

[Worried93]

I once had someone ask me to crush toy cars with my bum and then tell him he's too grown up to play with them.

Another asked me to do an outcall to tie him up with 50 pairs of tights (could i do it so he wouldn't be able to get out.) And then leave!!

[SheilaStar]

Wow, I'd love to be able to crush cars with my bum. Not the toy variety.

My favourite requests are Thai and teas, foo foo flapping and bearback.

[oleyoleyWG]

One guy asked me to put a bannana up his bum and i did and he loved it haha

[Adele7]

About a year into escorting, after a BJ, a client asked if I could do some role play. I said sure, what is it"
"Can you pretend there are dead kids around and whilst I am fucking you, look at them and tell them it feels so good and make them jealous"!

Not so funny but extremely bizarre, sick and twisted!!!

[SheilaStar]

About a year into escorting, after a BJ, a client asked if I could do some role play. I said sure, what is it"
"Can you pretend there are dead kids around and whilst I am fucking you, look at them and tell them it feels so good and make them jealous"!

Not so funny but extremely bizarre, sick and twisted!!!

Wtf! This guy is beyond sick.

[TrashAzn]

Recently the one that sticks out is being asked about going barefoot and standing on food, mainly beans I think he wanted to pour beans only a tray or something and have me smush them. Did some other stuff like tomatoes and bananas then he wanted to blow his load all over my feet while they were messy.

Apart from the finishing himself off on me, he didn't even touch me, he only wanted me to take my shoes and socks off and I got paid for an hour. 

[Hotblondie]

Subject:    service query

Hi there.

Regarding a query that I have. Would you be able give piggyback rides as part of gfe.

Regards.
 

wtf? 

[VoluptuousCurves]

I think a lot of guys who just send these requests by text or email are just trying to get a rise out of you. I've had
"Can you wear high heels and crush a baby chick to death"
"Can you cover me in sun dried tomatoes and pretend to cook me"
"Can you wrestle with me and pin me down and make me your bitch"
"Can you carry me around town and then throw me into a hedge"
all of these have been doing the rounds for years and have been mentioned here before.

I do advertise that I do roleplay and if someone turns up for a booking and pays me then I'm not going to judge their kink. However one guy really stood out in that he kept saying it was the first time he'd been with a white woman (he was south east asian) and he wanted to examine my armpits, nipples and vulva with a magnifying glass. That was definitely a strange moment!

[SheilaStar]

wtf? 

LMAO!!!

[SheilaStar]

I think a lot of guys who just send these requests by text or email are just trying to get a rise out of you. I've had
"Can you wear high heels and crush a baby chick to death"
"Can you cover me in sun dried tomatoes and pretend to cook me"
"Can you wrestle with me and pin me down and make me your bitch"
"Can you carry me around town and then throw me into a hedge"
all of these have been doing the rounds for years and have been mentioned here before.

I do advertise that I do roleplay and if someone turns up for a booking and pays me then I'm not going to judge their kink. However one guy really stood out in that he kept saying it was the first time he'd been with a white woman (he was south east asian) and he wanted to examine my armpits, nipples and vulva with a magnifying glass. That was definitely a strange moment!

Crush a baby chick to death? Seriously? What is wrong with these people!

[English natural beauty]

I once had someone ask me to crush toy cars with my bum and then tell him he's too grown up to play with them.

Another asked me to do an outcall to tie him up with 50 pairs of tights (could i do it so he wouldn't be able to get out.) And then leave!!

I have had both of these guys message me. They target new profiles and are both absolute fantasist morons.

[QuinnAmour]

One guy asked me to wear my prom dress and a full face of make up for a 15 min quickie...

Other weird ones I've had I think are just stupid guys doing the rounds I assume as I've spoken to other escorts who got exactly the same request i.e. 'Do you do pee, poo, and fart stuff?'. I just play along and then quote them a ridiculous price for the service and they soon bugger off 

[BibiofLeeds]

I have had both of these guys message me. They target new profiles and are both absolute fantasist morons.

They don't just target new profiles.I've had them both and quite recently and I've been around for 6 years.

[English natural beauty]

They don't just target new profiles.I've had them both and quite recently and I've been around for 6 years.

Bunch of weird people